What NOT to do at University
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2017
- I open up about my TERRIBLE first week at University. Just do the opposite of me.
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"Someone touched me, then tried to peer pressure me into exercise"
see thats why i avoid people
aesthetic trash lol
Same. don`t let `em sniff your hair like a guy did to me at 3.00am heh... the awkward " What.. the.. fuck?"
As a rower I can confirm that is how recruitment works.
CONGRATS YOU'VE BEEN NOTICED BY ONE OF THE CAT WHISKERED GODS I'M SO PROUD
Lol
I believe the American word for university is "debt".
Name Thingy I live your name thingy
Name Thingy fACT
quality banta
It hurts how much that is true :c
Name Thingy YOUVE BEEN NOTICED BY THE GOD
There's a parallel universe where Dan got on the rowing machine and is now an Olympic rower
twitchBennohod lmao the power of the multiverse
can u imagine tho? Like dan howell, Olympic exerciser
twitchBennohod Lori Lachlan’s daughter who?
he would have PHAT ergos
twitchBennohod there’s also an alternate universe where dan finished university and became a lawyer lol
I mean, according to his DNA test video he has an “athletic build”
"University.
Or sorry...
COGHLAGE!"
😂
Llama Life it played in the video as I read this
Thank god he explained I had no idea what he was talking about.
as an American I totally didn't understand when he said "university"
I am lovin' life
whoo
Alexis Says wait actually lol? University is the bigger version of college ( in America at least) 😂😂😂
R/woosh
dans grandmas social life is more exciting than dans i think we could all learn something from her tbh
soft boye daniel lmao
+Daniel Howell leave
OMG LUCKY
Daniel Howell leave
hey, you got tagged
The H in University stands for Happiness.
Biskit Wafflez
Me: “Wtf there’s no-“
Also me: *facepalms to the Ice Age*
Now dead me: “Kill me now.”
Biskit Wafflez xD nice one
The U in university stands for unhappiness.
Exactly, amen.
Dreamie Lightss The U in university stands for university
“only ever punished for being themselves at school” is a comment that hits a little differently in 2019
ikr 😭
😮😮😮
sara green 😭
5:59
...
hits so different :[
laundromats: exist
dan: phil, come pick me up i’m scared
Chkchkckhc underated comment
🤣
Me: "Hi mom, I'm back with laundry"
Dan: "Hi Phil, I'm back with laundry"
sAmE tHiNg RiGhT
saturnxdown
True oml
"Hi daddy, I'm back with the laundry"
elliewellie and
Hahaha I hate y'all so much! (Jk I luv ya❤️)
The moment Dan said the “metaphor for my life”, the video froze and I lost my internet connection. Guess that’s the perfect metaphor for my life.
Sheriff B i trust you got internet back ...
Sheriff B Dan liking your comment is the metaphor of your life.
Fatherless Child I agree 👍🏼
Sheriff B I chocked on my chocolate milk while reading this
I did, thank goodness.
Should've been friends with the Asian guy he seemed like he was going through the same thing as you
I'm off to uni in 8 weeks and this has made me so much more relaxed to start as I know how to make pasta. Sorry Dan.... Thanks Dan
So, how did it go? I'm also fresh to uni this fall and for me, the video only made me more anxious beforehand - great that it helped you though.
@@baguettegott3409 I do believe they are dead.
so, how's it going?
@@helloimarabbit4083 2 years, still no response. I also believe they are dead
@@AmalGum0014 years. they’re dead.
"Look at you ya crispy rascal."
Somewhat Psycho 99% of people can't tell if dan is talking about the autumn leaf or his attempt at making pasta
the first image on my mind was a burnt rat idk
I would be that leaf that fell on dans
Sarah the chris pratt/crisp rat picture
Kiwigirl48 Dans what??????
danielspastaisonfire
How does this not have replies
So Dan, you're the reason I went to our school's club fair and am now a national champion in speech and debate so thanks for that
Going to uni in less than a fortnight so thought I’d revisit this masterpiece
Freya Giles ah same!
My first night at uni. Needed some wisdom.
going back to it to comfort myself
Same I start on Sunday
Same I start today and I am terrified so yeah I had the same idea
"full time internet hobo"
jesus dan how relatable can you be?
ReadaBook 😂😂😂
ReadaBook YOU HAVE 666 LIKES BUT IM ABOUT TO MAKE IT 667 I APOLOGISE
Incredibly relateable XD
ReadaBook I thought it said "full time internet wobo"
Uh that's not what it says honey
His screen computer is me
Kylie's Corner Same
haha same but u mean computer screen
Kylie's Corner that highlight is blinding
Your highlight 😱
Kaskerz 😂😂
8:14 is the guy from the sock thing in the internet support group 10
This comment deserves more likes.
I had the exact same brainwave thank you
Always ask someone if "This is the room for _______ class?" Two birds with one stone - you've confirmed you're in the right place (or you're completely lost) and you've at least got someone to sit next to for the first day.
Or both of you don't know and now that's your subject for the rest of your life.
this is exactly how i met one of my best uni friends three years ago, it actually works lol
Ahh see what I did what not ask and walk into the class, sit at the front and THEN realise I was in the wrong class
Don't kinkshame the sock guy
jaxoot your profile picture is amazing
WhyParkJiminWhenYouCanRideEm thanks bro
jaxoot That profile pic is goals!
Omg please how did you make your profile picture
Me and my whole squad did what you did for your profile pic it was hilarious as hecc
Being social in uni sounds a lot harder than uni itself I'm dying
Not exactly. I'm a quiet and shy type (who likes to draw) and I easily found people with similar personalities to me. In highschool, there would be 1/million chance of that happening. Whereas in uni, it's more like 1/10 people will be similar to you. Plus, there's isn't really a social hierarchy when you enter uni - it's like a reset button. Everyone's on the same boat so no one really cares about other peoples' past.
Maya Actually, I found it way easier than highschool or post graduation. 90% of people who start out are as clueless as you are and. I'll garantee you there are a lot of people who share the same interests as you. As long as you don't spend your whole time locked up in your own room you'll be fine.
At least in Uni, not everyone is a complete ass and thinks that twerking on your desk is cool, hip, trendy and edgy.
I'm not totally social with everyone, but at least those in Uni have matured since high school and can respect their peers and their workspace.
Actually never mind, Uni people may respect you, but they weird as hell.
It is
2:20 this… this hits different now
Debora Brodde it’s painful
That part made me want to freaking cry
dude
"I set fire to pasta" GOOD LORD DAN
*dan smashing a leaf*
Me: *nods head*
Me: i agree
Indeed
Maylee Mann do you like one direction
RossIsnotthatboring j
I DONT WANT SUMMER TO BE OVER!!!!
hello fellow larrie
*talk to strangers on facebook*
Liilya wait, this is Jaebum on your profile picture or Jae? I'm confused
omo it's jaebum.
It's Jaebum
Liilya omg...both of us like kpop, animations, Daniel Howell, and safiya nyygard... o.o
Liilya me
"A colossal loser who was only really ever punished for being themselves at school"
Damn, now that we know what happened that's actually really sad
*"honestly i couldn't tell if they were threatening each other or flirting"*
I FOUND THIS SO FUNNY OMG
that single minion sock, Dan wore in one of the pinof videos.
No that's a different one, the one in the pinof was black
sometimes I put glue on my face pinof 8 and it's not the same
Naw m8 it's a different sock
omg i cant wait for the new one in a few months
sometimes I put glue on my face how do y'all know this shit I forget my middle name sometimes OR EVEN MY NAME
"A well hydrated night on the town"
Sure dude.
Oh my god great name
Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup Such a great username
down it down it down it
Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup I just subscribed to you bc of your username.
Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup water, it's important to stay hydrated (please someone get the reference)
when you suddenly realize that was phil saying "DOWN IT, DOWN IT, DOWN IT"
i snorted.
Brittan: University
USA: COLHAGE
Canada: EvErYtHiNg
Lillyluvslollypops11 I’m sorry to be the one to do this to you but......
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*Britain
Britten: Royal College of Music
I'm an amurican 🇺🇸 and I call it uni ;~;
We got both, right??
We've got College, University/uni, and Post-Secondary Education. They all typically mean different things as well.
The image of Dan on the computer is giving me memories
TheFaultInMyBTS army
ARMY@@@@@@@
TheFaultInMyBTS army
I'm a broken Person I think a lot of people noticed
TheFaultInMyBTS it's so relatable I can't even--
Dan: hey Phil I need you to pour liquor all over my face
Phil: alright
@ellie day nah i doubt they would waste that, im guessing its water
Ellie, liquor is a general statement to include all alcohol
ellie day Please do not pour alcohol in your eyes, you will damage your eyes
@ellie day that's liqueur
Probs water but still funny 😂
"I went outside last week, but that's not the interesting part"
...Dan you never go outside, that's the most interesting thing to happen to you in a long time
Saneyah Khan yep and also literally me.
now that REALLY is the interesting part of our lives
I watched this when I was 16
Now I'm rewatching it right before I go to university
Me : Started school a *week* ago
Also me : is a stressed out mess of a person
Vrisha S *sigh* Same
Me *3rd week of school starts tomorrow*
*started school on July 31st* yeah alright
same
Audrey Leamon omg I started September 5th good luck dude
*"Ya'll are weird"* 🤣👌
Bella Pearce everyone here is weird -w-
Qwaint Quiet we all float down here
Cupcake Pooper z
Tyler Oakley is that u
Bella Pearce what time?
Me and all my housemates had breakdowns on our first trip to ASDA. It's a must-do experience
What like all at all once in different parts of the store,all together or randomly in different parts of the store?
@@helloimarabbit4083 no we all went to ASDA seperately and had seperate breakdowns
@@helloimarabbit4083 because we all moved in on different days
“Hey Phil wrestle this book of me for a video.”
“... okay”
i absolutely love dans computer screensaver
anjana it's our inner us
anjana a
anjana sameeeeee :3
anjana SAME THO!!!!!!!
anjana I thought no one else noticed!
why no one is talking about the "Fulltime Internet Hobo" in the back ahahaha
tal yorke ikr 😂
Or homo?😏
I WAS ABOUT TO POINT THAT OUT! XDDD
tal yorke AHHH THANK YOU I COULDNT READ IT TY
I thought it said homo😂
i full on did a spit take when Dan dressed up as a girl and winked. there is now noodles all over my laptop.
Charlie and Phil wrestling dan for a book XD
*Teacher puts a test down in front of me*
"No one taught me anything! useless parents"
Any 6 ft 3 inches person describing anyone as "massive" is hilarious.
*insert Lenny face here*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol
666th like
Dan's 6"3??? He's literally over a foot taller than me
this video: opens about uni
next vid: mENTAL HEALTH
Godbless
Those two things are related
At least they did for me :(
Don't worry Dan. Spencer quit law school in less than a week😂
Ashlynn Lofton He made it exactly 3 days, that is 3 days more than I would’ve
😂😂😂
Ahhaah😂
But he kept the book
One huge thing I have learned from my years in college: there is absolutely NO shame in changing your major. It doesn't matter what the change is; this is your life and you're the one who has to live with it. If you feel like the major you are in is not feeling right or wasn't what you expected you are allowed to change it despite anything anyone says. As long as you're happy. That's what matters the most, especially at this point in your life. You're still trying to figure yourself out and trying new things is what you're supposed to be doing. Take risks because you have the time to fix them if they turn out to be mistakes. Life is not moving as quickly as people say, it's ok to go slow. There's nothing wrong with testing things out. You don't have to know exactly who you are or who you want to be at this point. It'll be ok
why did I read this in Dan's voice?
because dan also greetings fellow human waiting for the return of the king
I'm in my second year doing accounting and sometimes I really wish I'd gone into something different that felt more right for me, like english lit. But at the same time I have no courage and I'd seriously like a job in the future :(
This this this! I'm taking a year out to work after spending one on definitely the wrong course, and it's never too late to change direction if the subject/s you're studying = not for you. No shame in figuring out what's best for yourself if you're able to :)
What not to do at University
1. Drop out
Or, Flunk
Suzanne MacVicar Turned out quite nicely for him and many other people, though, hasn't it?
What not to do at university
1. Be the awkward overthinker that is me
PARK everyone flunks, lets not go there lol
Well there go my plans 😂
1. Don't play drinking games with wine on your first night. It's gross
2. Societies are great, especially the nerdy ones
3. Don't try and have a conversation with your personal tutor while extremely drunk. He will bring it up after your graduation and trigger you with the shame.
I made the best friends in anime and sci-fi society! And I've only just started to be able to drink wine again.
LizMichelle and if you want to try athletics, really recommend rowing. The community is great and y'all understand each other's pain because literally no one does (in the U.S. Anyways)
this "not going outside" thing aged like good wine
Heh heh heh...
Now:
"LICK ME, CARESS ME, I WANT TO JUMP INTO A SEA OF PEOPLE! THE INTROVERT INSIDE ME HAS DIED!" -Dan 2k21
Dan: Literally someone TouChEd me peer pressured me into EXerCisE
Me: That's too far
imagine dan being that lawyer but with the emo af hair
AlertMacy lmao-
Person: "hey man I need a good lawyer asap could you hook me up with one?"
Other person: *appears from the shadows* "a good lawyer eh? Alright then, I'm sending THE lawyer."
Person: "you mean the lawyer with emo hair?"
Other person: *gasp*
Even more people: *gasp* HE SAID IT
😂😂😂
Tagora gorjek
"and i had no idea how to live" why is this me
I CAN FINALLY USE THIS ADVICE...5 YEARS LATER
IKR me too!!
Are we not going to talk about his computer screen in the background😂😂😂😂
Chloe Ioane 😂😂😂
...No...
Dan:I went outside last week and guess what landed on my head .
Me :the death note ?
nao nanase
I wish I could like something more than once.
nao nanase is it weird that when he said that I thought he was going to describe a pigeon shitting on his head?
@@alexia5811 same
Ok but me tho
I wish i had a death note.... the world would be screwed
"Look at you, you crispy rascal" -Daniel Howell
*grinning* Look at you, you crispy rascal *proceed to violently smash*
Oh god how is he going to be in 2018
Can't relate to not knowing how to cook or use a laundromat, *very much* relate to crying at the grocery store because you're overwhelmed with existential dread, cheers!
cheese
I cant believe this is relevant to me now, 2 years ago i saw this and was like ha that AGES AWAY! ... it was not ages away
Same here. Same here...
big mood
*Down it. Down it. Down it.*
Why is no one talking about Phil's " *DOWN IT ! DOWN IT !* " ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm Ash , that's A to the Shush! FINALLY!!! IT WAS 🙏🏽🙏🏽👌🏽👌🏽
I'm Ash , that's A to the Shush! Your profile picture is my bias oops
I like a løt of bands he's my bias wrecker oops
I'm Ash , that's A to the Shush! Yo
Hey fellow ash and fellow army
0:55 here ya go, if you wanna keep replaying that.
you're welcome.
Used to watch Dan’s videos basically on repeat to help distract me from my mental demons, never thinking I’d ever be well enough to further my education. Now I’m 22, and tomorrow is my first day at university and I’m currently sat in my student accommodation feeling hella emotional at how far I’ve come since the first time I found Dan’s videos. He probably won’t see this but thanks Dan, your videos really helped me overcome some long, dark nights, and I’ve definitely taken some tips from this vid on what not to do now I’m here 😂 xx
I'm so proud of you!
++
In the first 2 days of living in halls, I was too scared to leave my room and interact with anyone in the kitchen so I survived off a jar of peanut butter and a multipack of kit kats
Shanti Motionless you are another god to me
Shanti Motionless i
Shanti Motionless you are my inspiration.
That’s been me so far, I’ve only left my dorm room for food and classes
Cath is That u ?!
“Pretended I had to take an important phone call, then nopped the hell back to my room.”
I RELATE
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4 years after this video im now a first year in college and binge drinking, struggling in classes, weird library vibes, and surviving off cheap snacks is exactly the university experience lmao i love this place so much
this hits so different now :(
I actually cackled at the fact that Dan didn't know you had to add water to cook pasta hahahah
Gina De Seta same xD
Gina De Seta yet he knew how to get into law school it's hilarious
"Hey Phil, can you dump a bottle of water on me in the bathtub and film it?"
I love your profile picture
Dapper Bacon lol
Oh, make sure you chant 'down it, down it!!' as well
Dapper Bacon Phil: umm...ok
So I used Phil’s washing machine for the rest of the year.
Oh Dan
I watched this at first back when I was in 10th grade… I’m now on my 2nd year of uni, ditching my 8 30 am class and binge watching Dan again.
haha, same here. I remember watching this when I was 14/15 thinking I wouldn't even finish high school, but here I am in my second year of uni, doing what I ACTUALLY enjoy.
I relate to Dan's shirt
Same
Same.
lol i am HIS child
: |
Grace Chen lol
Calls grandma cuz he's lonely. Dosent answer cuz shes busy.
My life
Mine too. My grandma has more of a social life than I do
Daniel Nikolovski I live right next door to my grandma so when i feel the need to interact with another human i walk to my grandms's house.
Daniel Nikolovski I was just kind of surprised it wasn't his mum he called...
Daniel Nikolovski I was just kind of surprised it wasn't his mum he called...
i cant believe i ended up exactly like this despite watching dan in my formative years. im sorry i didnt learn or listen to you dad
He said he was in LGBT club 2 years ago... man the signs were all there.
messed up ET I was looking for this comment
he didn't say he was in it, he just said it existed
When Dan uploads
YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA
So Happy truuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
So Happy lol
My heart stopped 💓💓
You got noticed congrats!!
STORY TIME One of my professors snapped in the middle of a lecture. I mean he stopped the class for 20 minutes, told us that one of us had intentionally tried to poisoned him and his wife at a restaurant, that he had names, was taking all of us to court, and we were as evil as a giant genocidal snake that ate virgin girls. Yep. At least psycho french teacher was nice...
Haha
Tawny Kenobi What the frick....
Rosie D That's what I said.
OMFG
I Stan your profile picture
Imagine I watched this four years ago, the day it came out, at the age of 15 as a pleasant form of enjoyment and now four years later at the age of 19, I'm about to start University in a matter of weeks and am watching it as a survival guide. DOES IT EVER DRIVE YOU CRAZY JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGES.
ironic that he said "if you're going in 5 years" and 5 years later here I sit, starting my course in a few weeks..
Damn.. time flies
Yesterday was my first day at uni so I thought I'd come back to this vid & share my experiences lol.... basically, arrived at 10am with my dad, had a very rubbery cheese toastie, got stuck in a queue at tesco, my dad left, i cried in my room for like 2 hours, unpacked, walked around campus, got lost, had an awkward meeting with my classmates & ended the day with some leftover pizza, a packet of crisps & more crying in my room...
I think you'll agree that was a resounding success...
dangerliesbeforeyou how’s uni going so far?
Sounds like something I'd do
Please,I would have done something 100× worse that's not that bad 😅
Is it really uni if the toasted sandwich doesn't taste like rubber?
Sounds like a fantastic first day at uni
This is another piece of EXTREMELYYYYYYY good advice off Daniel....e-extremely....
TolSmolBean is
TolSmolBean very
TolSmolBean i
TolSmolBean I
Why is your profile picture a loaf of bread imbedded with doges?
the chinese under the words "daniel's room" actually says "daniel" so thanks for ur dedication
how was this uploaded only 3 years ago
this feels like an artifact from like 2014
"nah m8"
peterparkerr that quote just sums up me everyday when I am told to do something social.
Just in time for my first year of uni
Arthur van Essen ayy good luck, ill b shipped off in a year
Arthur van Essen OmG same!😂
Arthur van Essen good luck
Ayeee same
Arthur van Essen good luck!!!!! I'm a senior and I think once you get over the nerves of freshmen year it goes by fast. :)
I found that the best time to use the laundromat at uni is Saturday/Sunday morning bc everyone was still in bed from the night before, even at 12 noon 😂
five secs in and im already reminded about how much i miss him 😔
The "cOLLagE" part killed me😂
Sleepingwithpierced Veils I was in Religious Studies the other day, and we have a really creepy strict teacher. And I just had the cOLAAAGE part of this video going round in my and nearly got in detention for giggling at that thought. Oops
THE *MeRiCan* tranz(nohomo)lation
Sleepingwithpierced Veils Yeah same!! 😂😂 Do people actually think Americans talk like that??
He literally went to the other side of town to use a washing machine I can't deal with this ridiculous man
well.. he spent most of his uni life at phil's apartment so it's not as contradictory as it seems.
My 2020 recommendations are honestly beautiful - finally realising I need relatable content before I go to university and what better than Danny boy
I left my door open and one of my flat mates asked me if it was broken and that’s why I had it open
This is *good* information for next year!...
Hey, this *is* good info for me! Gotta take this with me in two (or if I take a gap year, three) years.
aLEX fLETCHER for me I start college tomorrow
aLEX fLETCHER YO YOUR NAME IS SO SIMILAR TO MINE WTF IM ABBY FLETCHER
*I just made a compilation of every time Dan says HELLO INTERNET ! check it out lol !*
It's at 666 likes
Fetus Dan using Phil's washing machine is adorable
Howlter Trash I NEED THIS PHANFIC!!!😭😭😭
Howlter Trash ikr
Phil fight dan for the book killed me. I don’t know why but it did
Dan is a prime example of why you read the preparation steps on the back of food
for some reason that 'getting a taxi to use phils washing machine' story left me extremely melancholic and wishing i had someone like that in my life ughhh
saaaaaaaaame
goddamnperfect you're not alone!
It made my heart warm!!@
You know an American has subbed the video when Asda is spelled "aster"
I swear Asda is Walmart but it's just called Asda in the uk for some weird probably legal reason? Or am I just incredibly fucking stupid?
Lauren Wills walmart owns asda. yes you are stupid
Lauren Wills Walmart actually own Asda so that's probably why they are so similar
Lauren Wills nope, you are correct.
Cameron Munro wow maybe they didn't know that sorry for not being a fucking know it all about supermarket owners
I'm in my second year and this video just came up on my recommended lol... so weird because I started watching your videos when I was in 7th grade.
Im at the age where this is relevant to me now so i came back to rewatch