Backup Account xD calm down, i can't actually hear your tone, it could go both ways. No need to insult the whole phandom because I misunderstood lol not that my comment insulted you in any way, i was making fun of dan, not you
Last time I went it was me and it was because I was tired, overwhelmed, anxious and hormonal. I also knocked over a metal bin in the middle of the airport and like 5,000 people all simultaneously stopped what they were doing to look at me.
The Ghost King 8442 well i mean, dan did say that “obviously, we were more than friends” so i mean they could have been together at that point but you’re right
I just realized that Dan was drunk while he was rushing to pack his stuff… The video he made before rushing was internet support group. So basically drunk Dan rushed to get ready and attempted to put on SPRAY deodorant. oh dan
One time I stapled my hand at school, and on the way back from the school nurse, some asked what happened and I said I stapled my finger, and they said oh why did you do that. I don't know maybe it's because I'm a suicidal freak or maybe it was an accident!
This might sound rediculous to people who don't hold sentimental value to objects, but I COMPLETELY understand that that muffin, despite the fact that it was smashed and squashed and falling a part, was still there. It had somewhay survived. Yes, that muffin was essentially you. You had managed to get on that flight despite all the obstacles you got yourself caught up in. ... Also, glad you're not blind.
At first I thought that Dan was kind of exaggerating about how much it hurt, but recently I got a bunch of soap in my eye in the shower, and I fell to the ground and my eye was super dry and stinging for like an hour and I can only imagine how much spray deodorant would hurt now I know he wasn't exaggerating.
Every freaking detail of this story stressed me out to the very limits of my mind, but one stress lingered in the back of my mind, and still does. He wasn't wearing deodorant on his armpits this whole time?
The moral of the story is never judge the way other people look in a selfie, you don't know what deodorant/muffin induced incident they have been through before taking it.
my boyfriend asked me tonight why i was clenching my eyes shut so hard while spraying my deodorant. this was it. this is the reason. 5 years later and im still petrified lmao
years later and i still think about this every time i use spray deodorant. double checking the nozzle and closing my eyes type shit. i'm so glad i'm not the only one.
Also, he didn't say he was drunk, seeing as he told the rest of the embarrasing stuff, I think he'd tell something that could be an excuse if it were true
"So, with a single tear dripping out of my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body, and my dignity in shreds, I ATE THE FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE." ^ basically Dan's personality right there
ive never seen someone so emotionally attached to a pistachio muffin because they sprayed deodorant in their eye Actually I’ve never even heard of someone who sprayed deodorant in there eye
Words cannot explain the emotions I felt while watching this video. You, Daniel Howell, are a freaking mess just like the rest of us. As ironic as it sounds, you are so freaking amazing.
***** I just checked him out (didn't know who he was sorry) and he's very good too! His stories are really interesting. But I love Dan's accent it makes things so much better :D
this is literally the photo i mentioned in the video wow you can see the pain in my face and the trauma in phil's twitter.com/danisnotonfire/status/776190378663960576
8:00 Is it just me or did anyone else picture Dan lying down on the benches with his head on Phil's lap as Phil put eyedrops in Dan's eye and muttering "you're so stupid"
This is one of my favourite Dan videos of all time, I feel the energy of not being adequately prepared and then panicking so hard my soul leaves my body, as I descend into the _P R O C R A S T I N A T I N G R E A L M_ for eternity
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
40% blinding story
60% muffin
truth
diedddd
How did he even get that through an airport
1% : 99%
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh report me NOW NIGGA
"Hello Internet. I did something incredibly stupid."
Well, that's a first.
completely a first.
it's not a first if you've seen his videos...
Or
Hello internet I did something incredible stupid
I'm not surprised dan
Backup Account xD calm down, i can't actually hear your tone, it could go both ways. No need to insult the whole phandom because I misunderstood lol not that my comment insulted you in any way, i was making fun of dan, not you
Backup Account apology accepted! Thanks for understanding :)
Dan "hello internet. I did something incredibly stupid."
me whats new
Alyssa Barton same.
Me, trying to act surprised: No! Really? (XD)
Alyssa Barton tru tru
That's me with my friends I say hi I did something really stupid and they always say what's new
WE NEED PHIL’S POV OF THIS
Priscila JB Mood
He talked about it in a live show
(Nathália Henrich) l i n k ?
Yes
Nathália Henrich link me?
"I can't see out of my left eye."
"Wot?"
"I sprayed deodorant in my eye before we left."
" *WOT* "
Beautiful white cloud of blurr🙃
NANI
🤣
I read this in their voices
lol
idk how but i recognised everyone in ur profile pic on my itsy bitsy teeny weeny phone.
help me.
I've never seen someone so emotionally attached to a sad pistachio muffin before but at the same time I relate so much
hey, I love artwork! I've been subbed for a while lol
lol same
oh god you're literally like my favorite artist, what else can I say? Nice seeing you here
OMG I LOVE YOUR ARTWORK
Same here
This video isn't even about how he almost lost his eyeball. It's all about that pistachio muffin
Yeah lol
You KNOW that that muffin is worth more than humanity
THE MUFFIN IS WORTH MORE
tru.
THAT PISTACHIO MUFFIN IS THE TROPHY OF HIS VICTORY AND THE LOSS OF HIS DIGNITY
Imagine being in the airport and seeing dan lying on his back on some chairs while Phil drops stuff into his eyeball
He'd take up about 20 chairs
I would actually die.
imagine seeing dnp irl at all
B L E S S E D
or seeing them actually sprinting through the airport
There's always that one person sobbing hysterically at an airport. One day it'll be you, mark my words.
Last time I went it was me and it was because I was tired, overwhelmed, anxious and hormonal. I also knocked over a metal bin in the middle of the airport and like 5,000 people all simultaneously stopped what they were doing to look at me.
Oh my dear Lord xDD
That sucks
I believe you smh
when I say 5,000 I mean... like...50 max...
*"GOODBYE SPANIEL"*
I ACTUALLY JUST PEED A LITTLE
Same
dat kpop girl SPANIEL TOWEL
SAME
dat kpop girl tmi bitch
Purrfect Kitten I'm Audrey oh shut up its the phandom and no one cares
" I wanted my muffin "
Dan says as the camera gets aggressively closer to his face.
Opal Vail when?
same
Omg your name XD
Opal Vail I replayed that multiple times
I died of laughter XD
youtube's favourite duo
dan: sprays deodorant in his eye
phil: eats glue
yes
they may do some _questionable_ things, but we love them for it
@@kisbored2189 correct
They really are disaster soulmates.
I love deodorant dude and glue guy
Title: I nearly blinded myself
Video: Dan’s love story with a pistachio muffin
Royal Queen yeah
Pretty much
I ship it
ready for the fanfiction
you look at the mashed up muffin and it fills you with detemination
You see the pistachio flavored crumbs cascading down your blinded face, filling you with determination.
Miranda Marks THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FANFIC WHAT THE FUCK 😂😂😂
file saved!
***** That name tho... XD
It's Dandertale
I wish someone would love me the way dan loves his muffin
DiamondAgar.io preach
dont we all?
Mhm :c
Thanks for 1k likes
Mood
Me too, boo.
*phil is a beautiful white cloud of blurr*
*yes dan yes*
There is no heterosexual explanation for this
YESSSSSZ
The Ghost King 8442 well i mean, dan did say that “obviously, we were more than friends” so i mean they could have been together at that point but you’re right
He clearly wasn't talking about Phil but k
He wanted his muffin..
You better not fucking stop him.
+Kiera Bridget Same
Ye
exactly
I want his muffin
dan is so articulate!! the way he told the story sounded like an epic novel
ikr ?? i really love it
right? I love Dan Storytimes. And Phil Storytimes for that matter.
yeah, what a great story teller.
Articulate
that ending was intense indeed.
I w an t e d m y m u f f I n
Phil: wanted toast when he hurt himself
Dan: wanted muffin when he hurt himself
Frerard Iero woahhhh
made for each other 😂
priorities 😌✨💕🙈
snack take away pain
carbs just make everything better
I just realized that Dan was drunk while he was rushing to pack his stuff… The video he made before rushing was internet support group. So basically drunk Dan rushed to get ready and attempted to put on SPRAY deodorant.
oh dan
Oh my gosh XD
yea deadass he had like 5 shots i can't believe him whAT DID HE EXP E C T
i love melanie martinez😁
Is this a joke >.< I can't tell because that video was like a month ago wasn't it? Oh how I give up on life
Wasn't it the Australia one?
"I had NEVER seen an object that represented me as much as that muffin"
Daniel Howell, 2k16
Hehe noticed my like to your comment made it 216 while you say Daniel Howell 2k16 xD not exactly the same but made me chuckle
Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts woah chelax did someone piss in your cereals? Coz dude I’m sorry for you
I read Daniel Howell as
Danell howiell
ay i made this comment 1K
@@revebaebae uM thanks?
"i nearly blinded myself ft. pistachio muffin"
thank you for your name
Your name is a gift to the world
BAHAHA YOUR NAME
Your username is life!
Deodorant spray Dan can’t judge glue glugging Phil too much
I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS TOO!!!!
HAHAHA GLUE GLUGGING
DAN. ATE. THAT. MUFFIN. WHEN. NOBODY. ELSE. BELIEVED. HE COULD
honestly just
dan is such a drama queen bless him
ive never been so proud of dan
Never give up
He was also blind so everyone had doubts
“Dan.”
“Ben?”
“Dan”
“Ham?”
“DAN”
“.... MOHAMMED?”
I legit choked
Same😂😂😂😂
When she said Mohammed I said
“DID YOU CALL MY DAD?” Out loud...
Lol
Goodbye Spaniel
Naira Loves BTS same
*Dans story about his muffin and almost blinding himself fills you with determination*
lmao
maybe it was a hint that next gaming video is Undertale?
i hope so:D
it phills me with dantermination
*clicks save button again and grins* determinationnnnn
You mean Detemmenation!
“Dan.”
“Ben?”
“Dan.”
“Ham?”
“Dan.”
.....
“MOHAMMED?”
Keeps talking
“Okay bye, Spaniel.”
I’m dead now
Cristian Quijas also literally every teacher in history when your name exceeds two syllables
I laughed too hard at that part
Dan
Dan
HAM
Dan?
Ham?
Muffins?
TOMSKA = DAN
lmao my teachers name is danial hamilton and we call him dan ham so when i read that i laughed
" I remember looking across at Phil and *all I saw was a BEAUTIFUL white cloud of blur* "
Plus I love how Phil is so concerned about him
Even as a blur he was beautiful
We're all concerned about him.
ItShaenii Loveine I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
i think anyone would be concerned if their friend potentially just blinded themselves
Teodora Lovin ya
he didn't want to concern phil
how sweet
I wonder how long it'll be before the fan who took the winking selfie shows up...
It's on his Twitter!
I'm
whats the name
+jenico.t Dan retweeted it
ahhh
- "Dan"
- "Ben?"
- "Dan"
- "Ham?"
- "DAN!"
-....."Mohammed?"
Goodbye, Spaniel!
Dan has the best story telling.
Calypso V. IK I LAUGH SO MUCH ESPECIALLY THE AWKWARD FANCY MEAL WITH LOUISE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pat McC OH MY GOSH YES
Calypso V. OH MY GODS CALYPSO!!!!!!
+Calypso V. so true
- via YTPak(.com)
Calypso V. OMG FELLOW DEMIGOD!!!!!!
pretty much my whole life
"I sprayed deodorant in my eye."
"Oh. Why would you do that?"
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"
One time I stapled my hand at school, and on the way back from the school nurse, some asked what happened and I said I stapled my finger, and they said oh why did you do that. I don't know maybe it's because I'm a suicidal freak or maybe it was an accident!
Same tho
Oof
Paulina Mejorado Oof
No, I actually did it for fun 😑
I really want to hear phil's pov
same
Ya
Trueeee
Sameness
Fandom Trash Sam e
Moral of the story.
Dont atempt to enhance the smell of your vision orbs
Ah a fellow gamer
:> good moral
i said this to my mum and she looked very concerned
this comment has very cursed energy.
BRUH WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
*M Y P I S T A C H I O M U F F I N*
*goodbye spaniel*
Jasbubble that really should've been a meme😂
@@cute_yandarechan1139 I think Dan has had enough memes made out of things he's said 😂
*Hello daniel the Spaniel*
*spaniel towell*
Winking with tears rolling down my face is a mood.
Mika AAAAARRRRRMMMMMYYYYY!!!💜
My mood everyday
Hi, I'm your 1k like. You're welcome 😁 Also, mood is me
"G spot time limit" is my new rocker girl group
can i be in it pls
@@piercetvenjoyer2003 of course
mE tOo
where do I sign up to audition
me too i wanna be bass
"Cause he's a nerd..."
*Has Haru pillow in background*
Little Art Devil Lad So true
Body pillow*
Little Art Devil Lad so what's new bitch
Little Art Devil Lad BURN
Wait what pillow
Honestly Dan could tell us a story about how he makes a cup of tea and it will still be amusing. I love listening to him.
Sad Becky I love his voice is that weird????
@@desiswazey7094 nope, I love it too lmao
I love that you say a cup of tea, IT'S SUCH A BRITISH THING!!!! AAAAH I LOVE BEING
BRITISH
Nuki Howelter I always say “cup of tea” but I have a Canadian accent so it’s not as cool
True
The fact that Dan said he finished his video after 5pm and hadn't started packing yet actually gave me anxiety
Same
same I nearly had a panic attack
Me too actually!
Legit same jfc
Me too xD
Dan getting overly attached to his muffin is me getting overly attached to dan and phil
I want to like your comment but it's at 69 so I'm not going to ruin that
Honestly 😭
phil, the beautiful white cloud of blur
nati such cloud
Much amazing
Dan- *sees muffin*
Dans brain- you dont need it Dan
Dans stomach- TREAT YO SELF
thomas sanders reference!
I'm going to create a fan page named "Dan's pistachio muffin".
Zoe Matthews have you done this cause ill follow
@@trft3193 same
I'd sub to and follow that
YES PLEASE
have you? I’ll follow you :p
I lost it at “goodbye spaniel” 😂😂💀💀
"i didnt want phil concerned..."
Yeah, you wouldn't want your friend concerned
|-/
+Crybaby.Missy |-/
+Crybaby.Missy also crybaby fam
ikr the ship feels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |-/
This might sound rediculous to people who don't hold sentimental value to objects, but I COMPLETELY understand that that muffin, despite the fact that it was smashed and squashed and falling a part, was still there. It had somewhay survived. Yes, that muffin was essentially you. You had managed to get on that flight despite all the obstacles you got yourself caught up in.
...
Also, glad you're not blind.
**apart
**somewhat
Hope y r ok Dan your AMAIZNG
So he ate himself..?
+Musicislive 21 Lmao
At first I thought that Dan was kind of exaggerating about how much it hurt, but recently I got a bunch of soap in my eye in the shower, and I fell to the ground and my eye was super dry and stinging for like an hour and I can only imagine how much spray deodorant would hurt
now I know he wasn't exaggerating.
H
smØlskellybean see this is why I use roll on deodorant
Siobhan Hogdson yeah same
smØlskellybean I got a huge glob of shampoo in my eye once. i feel your pain bro.
smØlskellybean I know the feeling I get shampoo in my eye all the time. OWWWWW!!!!!
**anime boi pillow casually in the background**
I am a high functioning sociopath haru doesn't care about being seen
I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed like a year ago! Omg! Thank you. I’m not crazy!
Seeing that your muffin, your ray of hope, was still there...
It fills you with DETERMINATION...!
Victoria Dixon dantermination broo
Is this a Persona reference? lol
@@grandevox
-Undertale-
If I'm correct.
Fucking blast from the past
Victoria Dixon that little ray toro of hope
Every freaking detail of this story stressed me out to the very limits of my mind, but one stress lingered in the back of my mind, and still does.
He wasn't wearing deodorant on his armpits this whole time?
(stress intensifies)
one thing that really stressed me was his shirt. the design isn't center
OMG O.O
He probably used something
+Wanda Maximoff Nah, he was too busy saving himself from blindness. It probably slipped his mind.
GOODBYE SPANIEL.
I'm dying from laughter
This was better than every award winning movie to exist.
The moral of the story is never judge the way other people look in a selfie, you don't know what deodorant/muffin induced incident they have been through before taking it.
well said, my friend.
amen
Gr8
that is it
we found the moral guys
it's basically about how good a Muffin is.
Yup
TheCrazyOne not just any muffin....A MUFFIN OF INSPIRATION
BuT *nO.* I *wAnTEd* mY *MuFFiN*
This man really had the audacity to shame Phil for eating superglue
He was drunk drunk
"I ate the fucking muffin"-Dan 2016
Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe "and I savored every goddamn bite." 😂
Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe and I savored every goddamn bite.
Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe I read that right when he said it. YAY FOR NEET COINCINDENCES!
Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe best quote of 2016
+Video Dog same
Should've been titled "the miracle muffin"
Yessssss
i cant handle that he calls phil "mr. philip"
mr phillip is my spirit animal
|-/
|-/
+mo lynn |-/
|-/
my boyfriend asked me tonight why i was clenching my eyes shut so hard while spraying my deodorant. this was it. this is the reason. 5 years later and im still petrified lmao
years later and i still think about this every time i use spray deodorant. double checking the nozzle and closing my eyes type shit. i'm so glad i'm not the only one.
This is why I'll never use spray deodorant
I feel that. This video is the reason why I'm grateful for the existence of comparatively harmless stick deodorant 😅
alternate video title - "the universe doesn't want me to eat my pistachio muffin"
potato with a weird haircut can I see ur hair cut
potato with a weird haircut omg is that a nyan Voldemort thing in your profile pic
That is perfect
Reasons why Dan's a fail
more like
Reasons why Dan's relatable as fuck
IKR
Agree!!
U MADE ME CHOKE ON MY CAPRISUN OMFG
+Samantha Bayron
U R welcome
+Samantha Bayron c APRISUN o M L
Dorris: "Oh, Do they have hospitals in Australia?"
Keira S no dorris the kangaroos help us
Keira S no we bathe in pistachio muffins
Of course
*NOT*
as an australian i can confirm that hospitals do not exist here. instead it is the kangaroos that help us.
no we do not. we go to the wildlife centres where they treat animals :)
Everyone:*listens to what Dan's saying*
Me:*looks at pillow in background*
I thought I was the only one-
Finally
XD
4 yrs later and I was doing the same thing. This makes me want to watch Free again.
i would love to see actual footage of this
Sabrina Malføy same😂
I love your profile picture and your name. lmao
love you profile pic sorry had to say:-D
ikr
|-/
I love Overprotective Mom Phil!
Alyse Goan don’t we all?
Doesn't everyone??
That's every Phil!!
@@Dadyes very
Love Mom Phil ❤️😍
“I wAnTEd mY MUfFiN”
i choked
I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd my fuckin goddamn muuuuuuuuuufin
*I WANTED MA MUFFIN*
ME
so did Dan
im rewatching all of dans videos from 2013 to 2017 im crying
I'd honestly forgotten how brilliant some of these are
same
moonxiu subliminals ah same
Don’t cry, craft
"What is your name?"
"Um, Dan."
"Ben?"
"Dan."
"Ham??"
"D A N."
"Mohammed?"
I DIED
I spilt my drink from that.. On my arm, on my chair, everywhere pretty much
Muhammed
+Tuva Eskner what are you saying? it can be spelt Mohammed too?
Ham?
|-/
AND I ATE THE GODDAMN MUFFIN
AND I SAVOURED EVERY GODDAMN BITE
I want to know the story from Phil perspective as we know Dan was evidently very drunk after filming that video
wait what? he was drunk? from where do you know that?
latvian phannie yeet
Internet support group 8 i think
@@bee-bg1wt your username looks like a mess, saulīt
Also, he didn't say he was drunk, seeing as he told the rest of the embarrasing stuff, I think he'd tell something that could be an excuse if it were true
@Constelation Cloud my life is a mess saulīt
No one:
No one at all:
Absolutely no one:
The World:
Dan: MY MUFFIN
I’m confused
The world needs dan because hes the only one that can press the button that saves the world!!!!!!! Dan:my MUFFIN
"Dan"
"Ben?"
"Dan"
"Ham?"
"Dan"
"........Mohamed?"
"Goodbye Spaniel"
I'M CRYING
Don't cry... Craft!
SAME
BYE SPANIEL!
Bye spaniel
mariam do I no u?
"So, with a single tear dripping out of my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body, and my dignity in shreds, I ATE THE FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE."
^ basically Dan's personality right there
Yes yes, I love draco
-dan howell 2k16
+InfiredSwag yoongiiiiiiii 🙌🏻
That was my favorite part xD
This was my favorite part of the whole video 😂
ive never seen someone so emotionally attached to a pistachio muffin because they sprayed deodorant in their eye
Actually I’ve never even heard of someone who sprayed deodorant in there eye
that's. our. dan.
I've done it.
Never again.
I have done that
Worst thing ever
Liv At the disco I like your profile picture
I have done that
No one:
Daniel: G A Y P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N
?
@@thecaptainnoodles I don’t know.
@@jeanz638 hi, I noticed ur pfp, there r harries and directioners everywhere and I’m one of them 😂😂
He is so overdramatic I love it XD
Barakudaa That's. Our. Dan.
Cosmic Fox true ^^
hi my name is [dan]
and you can see mah thigh
Not overreacting. It fricken hurts
@@philtrashno2 oh wow it u again hi
Words cannot explain the emotions I felt while watching this video. You, Daniel Howell, are a freaking mess just like the rest of us. As ironic as it sounds, you are so freaking amazing.
Danny R that’s Spaniel Howell to you
Danny R okay the fault and our stars whoooo
he dont live in the us btw
Asha payne no shit
Dan is the best storyteller on earth.
I love your profile picture
I'd rank Olan Rogers a little higher. Dan's up there, but Olan is possibly one of the greatest storytellers ever.
***** I just checked him out (didn't know who he was sorry) and he's very good too! His stories are really interesting. But I love Dan's accent it makes things so much better :D
IKR? This was the most beautiful story I've ever heard lol
Agreed!
I nearly blind myself everytime I look in the mirror. You're not special
But he had a muffin tho
difference is beauty oh shit that makes him special
But did you have a muffin tho?
@@린린Dman, i should've had a muffin
"He was packing because, well he's a nerd"
"so i decided to play some PokemonGo"
the *irony*
I guess his piano teacher found a new job
phandomgymnast blurryfacepanic! Omg😂😂
phandomgymnast blurryfacepanic! Omg
lol XD
Git Your Own Fren ayyyyyyyy |-/
Git Your Own Fren |-/ Hello Fren
I need someone to care about me as much as dan cares about that muffin
Monica Peters me.
doesn't everyone
same.
that's such a depressing mood but same
Re-watching this after re-watching Phil's "Why Dan had to call an ambulance".
Note to self: Don't eat while watching Dan's videos. Laughter is a serious choking hazard.
You have my sister's exact name legit same name Johnston tho that's crazy
Yup
*keeps getting distracted by haru pillow in the background*
Same
Me too
Dan sleeps next to Haru every night
+Tiffany Doyle he sleeps with phil every night are u new here or like wat
Same
The amount of times I've watched this is unhealthy
I'm just going to leave this at 69 likes for no apparent reason.
Just like Dan's crumbled muffin
Panic!KillJoy AtHedley'sTwentyOneFalloutTrenches What's wrong with your username I'm scared for your mental health
Aah, the guy that sprayed himself in the eye,
The prequel to guy who swallowed glue
lmao I'm crying the ad before this was a deodorant ad 😂😭😭
Anne same for me lmao
It's a thread- they didn't want us to know
SAME!😂😂
Anne OMG SAME
SAME !!!!!!!
this is literally the photo i mentioned in the video wow you can see the pain in my face and the trauma in phil's twitter.com/danisnotonfire/status/776190378663960576
Hey Dan
HIIIII
Hi Dan!
someone sprayed impulse in my eye on a school camp when we were halfway through a two day hike and i couldn't see for almost an hour
Thankfully I've never had anything sprayed in my eyes before, but I did rub my eyes with hot pepper juice as a baby.
"Like a ninja octopus"- coming from the person who burned pasta because they didn't know you had to put water in the saucepan 😂
Pyroclastic2000 what is this from?
Pyroclastic2000 😝
Rewatching this and Dan really does have a gift for storytelling
This is definitely one of the best "Story Time with Dan" videos.
I have seen beter
Goodbye spaniel!
Ikr I AM DYING 😂
Moods
Hey I've seen you before on a ts vid
Jaylene Isner you probably have 😂 I comment on virtually every youtuber’s video that I like
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 fuck offf
8:00 Is it just me or did anyone else picture Dan lying down on the benches with his head on Phil's lap as Phil put eyedrops in Dan's eye and muttering "you're so stupid"
no just me okay I'll go back to Fanfictions
not at all. there needs to be a fanfic for this though
Samee I legit thought of that how ur gonna do it otherwise
Honestly I imagined Dan laying on a bench with Phil hovering above him and dropping the eye drops several times on the floor.
ik the thought of dan's head on phil's lap while his eye falls out is so cute I might die omg
This is one of my favourite Dan videos of all time, I feel the energy of not being adequately prepared and then panicking so hard my soul leaves my body, as I descend into the _P R O C R A S T I N A T I N G R E A L M_ for eternity