The Confession

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  • Опубліковано 4 січ 2012
  • Confessions are hard. Murder is easy!
    Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Featuring Jennifer Bingham ( / jenny )
    and Chris Bingham ( / slomozovo )
    Cinematography by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobriendop )
    Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
    Sound by Dominic Fera ( / dominicfear )
    On-Set Assistance Jack Howard ( / jackhoward ,
    Dominic Fera ( / dominicfear )
    Jack Mace ( / itsjackmace )
    Chloe Dungate ( / scarfdemon )
    Funded by TVe (tve.org/)
    TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
    Twitter ( / thetomska )
    Facebook ( thetomska)
    Tumblr ( / thetomska )
    Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @SpectralArchivist
    @SpectralArchivist 4 роки тому +11121

    "Mom, Dad, I'm Gay!"
    "I have no son!"
    *GASP* "THIS isn't my house!"

  • @Rathalos_Plushy
    @Rathalos_Plushy 3 роки тому +34309

    I’m glad the comment section says every joke again in case I missed them.

    • @schmeag7710
      @schmeag7710 3 роки тому +929

      Yea they get rlly popular too which is annoying

    • @tylerb9838
      @tylerb9838 3 роки тому +614

      So considerate of them now I don’t even have to watch the video

    • @nullpaladin3564
      @nullpaladin3564 3 роки тому +106

      *whoops*

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla 3 роки тому +62

      I thought that it said 4 years ago and I didn’t see 4 weeks ago

    • @pongo3925
      @pongo3925 3 роки тому +116

      Man i hate it when i forgot what was the video about, even though i watched it literally 30 seconds ago. Good thing my future self came back to tell me that this guy is dating the other guy's sister so i dont have to puke on the floor watching this video the second time.

  • @Goomba1309
    @Goomba1309 Рік тому +2552

    What's even funnier is that Chris is completely chill throughout all of this, even when Tom literally *attempts to shoot him*

    • @user-br9zz9op3d
      @user-br9zz9op3d 8 місяців тому +17

      Attempts? Did you not finish the video? Chris is dead.

    • @Goomba1309
      @Goomba1309 8 місяців тому +37

      @@user-br9zz9op3d Yes I did, and even before Tom actually shot him, Chris clearly didn't do anything when Tom TRIED to shoot him

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 7 місяців тому +11

      This implies that this is the norm around there. Which I wholeheartedly believe.

    • @AffectionateLocomotive
      @AffectionateLocomotive 4 місяці тому +3

      1:24
      UA-cam is not what it used to be :(

  • @fridayhc
    @fridayhc 2 роки тому +4541

    the fact it was still hilarious after 10year...
    this clip is a legend

  • @giantroboboy4630
    @giantroboboy4630 4 роки тому +1471

    “Oh that’s fin-“
    Tom: “Whoops..”
    *“I ThInK ThAt WeNt WeLl”*

  • @everby9998
    @everby9998 4 роки тому +8447

    "I'm dating your sister."
    "Yeah that's fine"
    *w h o o p s*
    ded

  • @cc_5576
    @cc_5576 9 місяців тому +367

    The delivery on "you're chubby" gets me every time

  • @ryaneaston3487
    @ryaneaston3487 2 роки тому +525

    Tom is literally just me during any social interaction or school presentation. This is relatable on too many levels.

    • @KHALEEF_
      @KHALEEF_ 25 днів тому +1

      did you also try to shoot someone?

    • @ryaneaston3487
      @ryaneaston3487 25 днів тому

      @@KHALEEF_ Well, no.
      It’s just that I’m kinda s*** at social interaction.
      Honestly, looking back, I’m not sure why I made this comparison. I lock up instead of wild actions. ._.

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 5 років тому +4060

    0:53
    Future Tom: “I’m from the future! Tell him he’s ugly!”
    Present Tom: “You’re chubby!”
    I’M DYING. 😂😂

  • @pepperthedemon
    @pepperthedemon 4 роки тому +3357

    “when people hangout a lot-“
    *”WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?”*

    • @jankyjinty
      @jankyjinty 4 роки тому +67

      *in the hole*

    • @kaehiway
      @kaehiway 4 роки тому +32

      *The orb took em*

    • @YourFriendlyViewerMan
      @YourFriendlyViewerMan 4 роки тому +11

      Zanta Clause took'em.

    • @starryes3625
      @starryes3625 4 роки тому +10

      It’s when “you see people love each other alot”

    • @xpastelwolfx8070
      @xpastelwolfx8070 4 роки тому +8

      @@starryes3625 so you mean she loved him so much she took his legs 😂😂

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 7 місяців тому +143

    The fact we got 4th video after 11 years is wild, this is a nostalgic art

  • @_ruthamcau_
    @_ruthamcau_ 2 роки тому +98

    10 year already!? dang this still a comedic banger!

  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps 9 років тому +8400

    Dear Diary,
    Nothing much happened today.
    Tom kept coming into my room with my sister and throwing up, trying to shoot me, pretending to be gay, speaking in fluent German, talking to an alternate dimension version of himself who told him to tell me I was ugly and threatening to shoot me in the face. He then admitted he was dating my sister and shot me.
    Once the doctors had removed the bullet, sewn me up and allowed me to come home I made myself a toasted sandwich. Unfortunately the grill didn't work and I had to eat a half toasted sandwich!
    It was the most traumatic moment of my life!!!
    Tomorrow I'm going to buy one of those toasted sandwich makers so I can avoid this happening again.
    -- Chris

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 9 років тому +159

      Cheeseanonioncrisps that's the funniest thing i've seen today

    • @kindakitty
      @kindakitty 9 років тому +108

      Cheeseanonioncrisps OOOHHHH MYYY GOOOOD. Just because of your comment I just realized he speaks german D: AND I AM GERMAN but I didn't hear it :DD I always asked me, what he was saying tho..

    • @kindakitty
      @kindakitty 9 років тому +26

      Cheeseanonioncrisps OOOHHHH MYYY GOOOOD. Just because of your comment I just realized he speaks german D: AND I AM GERMAN but I didn't hear it :DD I always asked me, what he was saying tho..

    • @rikemae6742
      @rikemae6742 9 років тому +37

      Cheeseanonioncrisps Oh god, thank you! That was supposed to be german! I AM german, and I thought it was some kind of insider I just didn't get. "Bla Bla meets diners Fish Tub - 9" So thanks. Seriously. But his german is awful :D

    • @kindakitty
      @kindakitty 9 років тому +7

      Ricky Mayflower
      geht mir genau so xD

  • @helloiamalive4184
    @helloiamalive4184 4 роки тому +2072

    “WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!”
    In the hole
    What hole that one
    Call the cops
    I did where are they
    In the hole

  • @hessein
    @hessein 4 місяці тому +9

    Still Watching in 2024. and this was the first video i saw for TomSka.

  • @dukesofdevon
    @dukesofdevon 8 місяців тому +13

    Haven't watched this in over ten years... still gets me!

  • @martinmarvinofsparta3656
    @martinmarvinofsparta3656 4 роки тому +12930

    “If I shoot him we can make out! This could be so easy!”
    -Tom

    • @Unicorngirl-wo4pm
      @Unicorngirl-wo4pm 4 роки тому +81

      My favorite moment.

    • @PSwish69
      @PSwish69 4 роки тому +64

      martinmarvin of sparta *” w o o p s !”* -TOM

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому +22

      Whoever likes this comment next is gonna make it 666, you’re welcome

    • @mohndelcrackaboukheir6899
      @mohndelcrackaboukheir6899 4 роки тому +5

      @@exilley2134 there is 1k likes

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому +3

      @@mohndelcrackaboukheir6899 oop

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 4 роки тому +20877

    The fact that he was so willing to shoot Chris is what gets me every time. 😂

    • @AN0SV0LDIG0AD
      @AN0SV0LDIG0AD 4 роки тому +16

      i call it pljucka

    • @shady2305
      @shady2305 4 роки тому +12

      It’s a joke

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 4 роки тому +21

      Shady wow, really?!

    • @shlime1
      @shlime1 4 роки тому +22

      The fact that he was so willing to kill his friendship with Chris get me everytime😂

    • @ryanxd2791
      @ryanxd2791 4 роки тому +4

      HIS NAME IS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

  • @blobdude19
    @blobdude19 Рік тому +290

    "IM FROM THE FUTURE! TELL HIM HES UGLY"
    "your chubby!"
    i love that part

  • @ThatTopHatDud
    @ThatTopHatDud 2 роки тому +19

    The fact that there were a bunch of hungover adults in every room makes this video a lot more funny

  • @INDIANAJONES4LIFE
    @INDIANAJONES4LIFE 4 роки тому +7075

    "if I shoot him we can make out! This could be so easy!" -Tom

  • @gshroomz178
    @gshroomz178 4 роки тому +4606

    “Chris-“
    **Future Tom appears**
    “I’m from the future, tell him he’s ugly!”
    *”YA CHUBBY”*

  • @someasiankid6214
    @someasiankid6214 11 місяців тому +30

    I heard him talking in german and i started bursting since i knew exactly what he said 😂😂

    • @anonymousbutterfly2005
      @anonymousbutterfly2005 10 місяців тому +4

      What did he say?

    • @orlagskapten9829
      @orlagskapten9829 10 місяців тому

      @@anonymousbutterfly2005 It translates to something like "I have sex with your sister"

    • @totto164
      @totto164 10 місяців тому

      ​@@anonymousbutterfly2005He said: "Ich habe Sex mit deiner Schwester" - "I have sex with your sister*

    • @user-qy3vl2rb6n
      @user-qy3vl2rb6n 9 місяців тому

      ​@@anonymousbutterfly2005 he said "I have sex with your sister"

    • @Snek86
      @Snek86 4 місяці тому

      ​@anonymousbutterfly2005 I believe it was "I'm having sex with your sister"
      I'm not fluent in german, but still

  • @XiaoLumi-
    @XiaoLumi- Рік тому +76

    future him “ tell him he’s ugly!”
    Him “ you’re chubby“
    Her “ you can’t even get that right!”
    HAD ME LAUGHING!!!😂😂😂

  • @skyshale
    @skyshale 5 років тому +10234

    *WHeRE ArE YOUr LEGS?!*
    In the hole.

    • @kittykat8794
      @kittykat8794 5 років тому +58

      Yes

    • @jazminebrown6543
      @jazminebrown6543 5 років тому +54

      REFRENCES!!!

    • @ajw20
      @ajw20 5 років тому +29

      And the orb came from the hole

    • @ryuuzumaki9371
      @ryuuzumaki9371 5 років тому +11

      Yup

    • @kalele60
      @kalele60 5 років тому +12

      "err" is whatcha get when you take all lowercase letters in this post

  • @DefinitelyNotShadow
    @DefinitelyNotShadow 3 роки тому +5086

    The description:
    “Confessions are so hard. Murder is easy!”

    • @skely4613
      @skely4613 3 роки тому +55

      "Murder is great" -Thomas Tomska Ridgewell.

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому +6

      @@skely4613 December, 2020

    • @lose_somebraincells2578
      @lose_somebraincells2578 3 роки тому +12

      The answer is violence

    • @DefinitelyNotShadow
      @DefinitelyNotShadow 3 роки тому +23

      @@lose_somebraincells2578 Violence is not the answer. It's the question. And the answer s *YES*

    • @averageanimator4727
      @averageanimator4727 3 роки тому +6

      Thats what purple guy said when he started the freddy fazbear job

  • @z-zeroone4863
    @z-zeroone4863 9 місяців тому +18

    0:50 It took me literally 11 Years to realize that he is speaking german

    • @TheDinoWarrior
      @TheDinoWarrior Місяць тому

      He said "im having sex with your sister" in german btw

    • @nickoblack8229
      @nickoblack8229 Місяць тому +1

      The accent was so heavy, if I hadn't had the subtitles on, I would have thought he was just speaking gibberish

    • @SamHowell3812
      @SamHowell3812 10 днів тому

      I'm pretty sure he confessed in German

  • @Crimson_Tyranus_6720
    @Crimson_Tyranus_6720 8 місяців тому +9

    Man, i love old youtube.

  • @billnyetherussianspy7070
    @billnyetherussianspy7070 3 роки тому +3005

    Subtitles: [tom speaks german]
    Wow really? Never would have guessed in a million years

    • @khalantrinity4295
      @khalantrinity4295 3 роки тому +14

      Nobody like, it’s at its perfect place

    • @justwonderinqrache5847
      @justwonderinqrache5847 3 роки тому +15

      Oh that was German?

    • @himiko9767
      @himiko9767 2 роки тому +127

      And he said “I had $ex with your sister.” ಠ_ಠ

    • @idontwannabeayoutuber6109
      @idontwannabeayoutuber6109 2 роки тому +12

      I didnt think of that.i thought he was simply saying random shit

    • @himiko9767
      @himiko9767 2 роки тому +63

      @@idontwannabeayoutuber6109 Haha nope. Im German and he really said that. His pronunciation wasn’t perfect but I could clearly understand it. 😂

  • @87spud88
    @87spud88 7 років тому +561

    "Mum, Dad, I'm GAY!" "WRONG! .. I hope."

    • @WRATHEDRAL
      @WRATHEDRAL 7 років тому +9

      Well we do ship him with tord.....what if he is gay (du. Dun dun)
      Eddsworld rated R
      COMING 202000000000

    • @breadst-ii-cs9262
      @breadst-ii-cs9262 7 років тому

      Minty strawberry Same XD

    • @WRATHEDRAL
      @WRATHEDRAL 7 років тому

      / MyNickNameIsAsh / XD

    • @kauradam
      @kauradam 6 років тому +11

      BlueBiird nO
      don't ship the real people
      only the fictional charecters
      P L E A S E

    • @Ceo_OfRarepairs
      @Ceo_OfRarepairs 6 років тому +1

      Danin ja Philin lapsi yeh i i only ship the characters

  • @AnOmoriFanatic
    @AnOmoriFanatic Рік тому +7

    I love understanding German so much
    My favorite

  • @sedwars3616
    @sedwars3616 Рік тому +7

    it's been 11 years and it's still hilarious

  • @AlexoStripes
    @AlexoStripes 4 роки тому +8526

    "Mom, Dad, I'm gay!"
    "WRONG, I hope..."
    I flipping love that part

    • @Swaggertron4000
      @Swaggertron4000 4 роки тому +47

      Wholio's Studio hehe
      *im screwed*

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 4 роки тому +75

      All these years and I never heard the "I hope" part

    • @lolbitsfnafcrew6613
      @lolbitsfnafcrew6613 4 роки тому +137

      That 'mom dad I'm gay' reminded me of that one asdf film
      'DAD I'M GAY'
      'I have no son...'
      ....
      *THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE*

    • @stoopidbukts6666
      @stoopidbukts6666 4 роки тому +31

      0:40

    • @angelbloxyt6021
      @angelbloxyt6021 2 роки тому +6

      Same

  • @BakedUAPie
    @BakedUAPie 8 років тому +2343

    Mom, dad.. IM GAY!
    WRONG! I hope..

  • @the_Iguana_king
    @the_Iguana_king Рік тому +7

    11 years and it's still amazing ❤

  • @jaguar-guitar
    @jaguar-guitar 2 роки тому +7

    I'm form the future! Tell him he's ugly
    "Your chubby"
    THAT GOT ME!

  • @icycolalemonade739
    @icycolalemonade739 3 роки тому +12550

    Tom: **Speaks Germain**
    Me: **Turns On Captions to See what they’re saying**
    Captions: “-[Tom speaks German]”
    Me: Whoopty-F**kin-Doo!

    • @variousdestroyer4776
      @variousdestroyer4776 3 роки тому +319

      I had to look back to see if this was real and it made me laugh so hard

    • @icycolalemonade739
      @icycolalemonade739 3 роки тому +209

      @@GamePandaXXL I didn’t know whqt tom said, but when she says “Nein” I know That from The medic in TF2

    • @galaxyflamingo
      @galaxyflamingo 3 роки тому +51

      @@icycolalemonade739 i learnt it from uhh mr failed artist nazi poo poo man

    • @icycolalemonade739
      @icycolalemonade739 3 роки тому +61

      @@galaxyflamingo You mean Hitl- Y’Know What, Nevermind

    • @galaxyflamingo
      @galaxyflamingo 3 роки тому +53

      @@icycolalemonade739 that failed artist doo doo man!

  • @VDVision21
    @VDVision21 7 років тому +407

    'TELL HIM HE'S UGLY'
    'YOU'RE CHUBBY'

    • @SameEpsylon
      @SameEpsylon 7 років тому +75

      Harry Evans "You can't even get that right!" xD

    • @just_a_bagel
      @just_a_bagel 7 років тому +7

      I Died Then

  • @Rawzu2.0
    @Rawzu2.0 2 роки тому +2

    Still watch it to this day. After 10 years I miss them

  • @kenek4884
    @kenek4884 2 роки тому +1

    I've watched this 5 times in ar row and just realized this peace of art is ten years old

  • @TheGameMage_
    @TheGameMage_ 8 років тому +1385

    You can't not have someone die in a tomaka video

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 4 роки тому +12611

    “Chris is never gonna find out about us.”
    “Oh, is THAT what we’re doing?”
    I’m afraid to ask what he THOUGHT they were doing. 🤣

    • @Beefedj3rky
      @Beefedj3rky 4 роки тому +673

      What he said in German was im dating your sister so

    • @sweddiebunz1379
      @sweddiebunz1379 4 роки тому +88

      Trash Panda ok?

    • @chuggerofpiss4478
      @chuggerofpiss4478 4 роки тому +478

      Trash Panda no he said "I have sex with your sister"

    • @Beefedj3rky
      @Beefedj3rky 4 роки тому +100

      @@chuggerofpiss4478 much obliged partner

    • @zeno_sama3511
      @zeno_sama3511 4 роки тому +76

      I don't know how he didn't know he air humped to chis' sister and said that if he killed him they could make out.

  • @oguzgonul2584
    @oguzgonul2584 2 роки тому +1

    This video is so good, i know all scenes but just keep watching it everytime its appered at my recommendations

  • @abdulrahmanalghamdi9781
    @abdulrahmanalghamdi9781 Рік тому +2

    Damn, after 11 years, I've been blissed to watch such a beautiful gem.

  • @rringostarrr3228
    @rringostarrr3228 5 років тому +1274

    he's wearing a green edd t shirt
    with a purple hoodie like matt
    and with guns like tord
    whilst being tom
    he is eddsworld

  • @Samantha-Who-Writes
    @Samantha-Who-Writes 3 роки тому +5568

    "WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!"
    TomSka: *_"In the Hole"_*

  • @TheFruitto
    @TheFruitto Рік тому +6

    BUT THE “ BRBLAH “ WHEN HE VOMITED I- 💀💀💀

  • @heyythatsprettygood8763
    @heyythatsprettygood8763 2 роки тому +6

    "I'm dating your sister."
    "Yeah, that's alright."
    *[Clicks safety off] peace was never an option.*

  • @MRRUDE-tk3vx
    @MRRUDE-tk3vx 5 років тому +3786

    Tom: im dating your sister
    Chris: oh yea that fine
    *loud gun shot*
    Tom: oops

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому +73

      I think that went well.

    • @robinnibor2671
      @robinnibor2671 4 роки тому +11

      dat boi you shot him.

    • @Spiderbiterz
      @Spiderbiterz 4 роки тому +7

      This aint eddsworld :)

    • @snowiiflakes
      @snowiiflakes 4 роки тому +5

      @@Spiderbiterz Nobody said it was?

    • @danugget1759
      @danugget1759 4 роки тому +2

      error ERROR i think that went well

  • @gamequbb8298
    @gamequbb8298 7 років тому +1404

    "Where are your legs?"
    "There in the hole."

  • @pogroll956
    @pogroll956 Місяць тому +3

    “NEIN”

  • @Hanako-San738
    @Hanako-San738 Місяць тому +1

    "WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?"
    Tom: Looks down just realizing why everything was a lot shorter to him

  • @aw3s0m3man
    @aw3s0m3man 8 років тому +853

    I can't be the only person wondering what Tom thought they were confessing.

    • @GoetianOwl
      @GoetianOwl 8 років тому +47

      The second I read your comment I realised that I wonder it aswell I think in his head it was " I have no idea what I'm doing"

    • @erin9473
      @erin9473 8 років тому +4

      +Cecil Gershwin he said it in Herman

    • @erin9473
      @erin9473 8 років тому +4

      german

    • @monsterchomp548
      @monsterchomp548 8 років тому

      Ezza Bryce yes.

    • @FilmFormStudios
      @FilmFormStudios 8 років тому

      Haha yes

  • @animeslam7951
    @animeslam7951 8 років тому +967

    "I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!"
    "You're chubby!"
    Did Tom just predict his future?

    • @thecasualest8196
      @thecasualest8196 8 років тому +1

      Jeez XD

    • @chasel6-07
      @chasel6-07 8 років тому +5

      BBRROOCCIILLII!!!!!!

    • @petarpan5912
      @petarpan5912 8 років тому +1

      "Chris, I know this is hard but I'm dating your sister!" "Yeah that's fine" *gets shot* "OOPS"

    • @robokid20001
      @robokid20001 8 років тому +1

      Holy crap.

    • @magicbanana3267
      @magicbanana3267 8 років тому +1

      +Play Gaming12 spoilers!!!

  • @thebigboi5564
    @thebigboi5564 Рік тому +5

    I cant believe i missed such a masterpiece
    The amount of plot twists killed me XD

  • @EverestStarshine1244
    @EverestStarshine1244 Рік тому +2

    11 years later and this is still funny.

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 роки тому +3098

    It's been 10 years since this came out, really hoping that TomSka re-edits the time traveller scene with the REAL future tomska lol

    • @lana.01
      @lana.01 2 роки тому +22

      Why do u go everywhere I go 😭

    • @Ichiyama22
      @Ichiyama22 Рік тому +48

      This Future Tom is from an alternate timeline where he managed to tell Chris without killing him.

    • @Adde20
      @Adde20 Рік тому +2

      Just clicked on a random vid

    • @Adde20
      @Adde20 Рік тому +2

      Long time ago

    • @karoncareyii6837
      @karoncareyii6837 Рік тому

      I love your soos episodes

  • @Bashuraptor
    @Bashuraptor 3 роки тому +5731

    "I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!"
    "You're chubby!"
    "You can't even get that right"
    -RIP myself

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 3 роки тому +20

      *cue Tom dancing*

    • @lilnutt5580
      @lilnutt5580 3 роки тому +15

      Congrats, you said what they said

    • @GustavoEPerez-gj7qz
      @GustavoEPerez-gj7qz 3 роки тому +5

      @@lilnutt5580 you do know that not every comment on UA-cam has to be it’s own original body of work, right?

    • @lilnutt5580
      @lilnutt5580 3 роки тому +13

      @@GustavoEPerez-gj7qz so it has to be copied?

    • @1567wesley
      @1567wesley 3 роки тому +6

      Imagine being mad about how someone copied your comment copying what the video said

  • @A_Random54710
    @A_Random54710 2 місяці тому +4

    I miss videos like these

  • @marykatereinagel8325
    @marykatereinagel8325 2 роки тому +2

    10 years later and its still funny

  • @koijtoh
    @koijtoh 4 роки тому +221

    "I'M FROM THE FUTURE, TELL HIM HE'S UGLY!"
    "YOU'RE CHUBBY!"

    • @Thequietone04
      @Thequietone04 4 роки тому +10

      Hitchcock Doth Thou Dare Approach? “You can’t even get THAT right??”

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +5

      *thrusting motions*

    • @siryoshi2004
      @siryoshi2004 4 роки тому +1

      "...i'm really bad at this aren't I?"

    • @siryoshi2004
      @siryoshi2004 4 роки тому +1

      "...oh THAT'S what we're doing. Chris I know this is hard for you to hear but i am dating your sister."

    • @siryoshi2004
      @siryoshi2004 4 роки тому +1

      " I think that went well."

  • @zoejones9296
    @zoejones9296 5 років тому +555

    Jenny : It was literally 30 seconds ago.
    Me: *Looks on how long the video has played*

  • @frontierflip6762
    @frontierflip6762 2 роки тому +2

    I don't know how many times I've watched this

  • @plaguster
    @plaguster 2 роки тому

    I am so glad this popped back in my recommendation again. I lived this video as a kid.

  • @nialiane
    @nialiane 6 років тому +1636

    "JUST LET ME SHOOT HIM AND THEN WE CAN MAKE OUT IT WILL BE SO EASY!" 😂😂😂

    • @mferozjimenez
      @mferozjimenez 5 років тому +5

      jesus man and tom is not a virgin bow HOORAY

    • @milesmansfield
      @milesmansfield Рік тому +3

      Thank you for repeating the joke just in case I didn’t hear it in the video

  • @annajones2662
    @annajones2662 Рік тому

    dang that was 11 years ago wow...i still love this videos till this day!

  • @ComradeFrostt
    @ComradeFrostt Рік тому +3

    I got this on my recommended 11 years later

  • @garfieldfan2005
    @garfieldfan2005 7 років тому +1270

    "I promise I'll never leave you for another!"
    "I've heard it before!"
    "And I'm sorry that I shot your brother..."
    "I don't recall..."

    • @lilimirzai6495
      @lilimirzai6495 7 років тому +9

      HTFCuddles ... illuminati confirmed...

    • @kneecap_inhaler
      @kneecap_inhaler 7 років тому +5

      YES

    • @mf1520
      @mf1520 7 років тому +2

      What is that from?

    • @garfieldfan2005
      @garfieldfan2005 7 років тому +15

      Musical Suicide, another one of Tomska's videos.

    • @mf1520
      @mf1520 7 років тому +17

      Ah, so that's what that part is referencing. Nice.

  • @tsukiku_1044
    @tsukiku_1044 7 років тому +267

    'MUM, DAD, I'M GAY!'
    'WRONG... I hope'

  • @jirent23
    @jirent23 Рік тому +2

    This was made 10 years ago?
    I feel old now lol. I remember when this came out

  • @johannespalm5279
    @johannespalm5279 Рік тому

    11 years bay now probley old new wen you are you reeding dis dis is pure gold from the old age of the internet man we have come suta far we have come its sad to see something that is now over 11 years old makes you fell old ancient buy watching dis sutch good pice of history that will never be forgoten and thank tom and you're crew for makeing dis bring me a smile to my heart of what it is i may thank you for dis for the comedy you have gave is just... dis is just stupid and I just fell old so old rewatching dis and its really makes you fell a fosol

  • @d0lllette
    @d0lllette 5 років тому +2182

    mom dad im gay! -tom 2012

  • @HeronWolf
    @HeronWolf 3 роки тому +6883

    “He’s never gonna find out we’re dating”
    “Oh that’s what we’re doing”
    What did you think you were trying to tell him?

    • @nickhardy9031
      @nickhardy9031 3 роки тому +230

      That he was gay

    • @redhood8383
      @redhood8383 3 роки тому +171

      Im honestly scared to try and figure it out XD

    • @user-qt3nw8oo1q
      @user-qt3nw8oo1q 3 роки тому +271

      With how suggestive a lot of these clips were I thought we was going to explain the birds and the bees

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 роки тому +91

      @@user-qt3nw8oo1q I'm surprised you're the only other person who noticed that.

    • @boppyboi730
      @boppyboi730 3 роки тому +22

      He doesn't know

  • @AlexGoodwin771
    @AlexGoodwin771 Рік тому +1

    I love how the “WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!?!” Joke is so random but somehow makes this so much better 🤣

  • @karma13-7
    @karma13-7 Рік тому +1

    10 years and this still holds up

  • @AmondoDazz
    @AmondoDazz 6 років тому +528

    Man I hate it when I chloroform myself.

    • @shaggy7952
      @shaggy7952 5 років тому +2

      My photo

    • @popjumpy
      @popjumpy 5 років тому

      Amondo Dazz same

    • @xmantnt555
      @xmantnt555 5 років тому

      I guess im gonna d-dos my grandma's piss bag

  • @echochamber7276
    @echochamber7276 7 років тому +160

    "Were are your legs"
    "The orb"

    • @beeplesneep
      @beeplesneep 6 років тому +2

      “Where is the orb?”
      “In the hole”

    • @rust5427
      @rust5427 6 років тому

      The orb ™

  • @UnchargedBattery978
    @UnchargedBattery978 Рік тому

    dude even the way they come into frame at the beginning is good

  • @delta-0519
    @delta-0519 Рік тому +1

    I watched this the year it came out now I feel old

  • @chroled489
    @chroled489 7 років тому +348

    "Nah, it's all in the past."
    "It was literally 30 seconds ago!"
    "That's a matter of opinion."
    "No it's not!"

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 6 років тому +891

    That went by so fast I didn’t get a chance to click on his face

  • @justsomeguywithamustach
    @justsomeguywithamustach Рік тому +1

    10 years later still awesome

  • @_r3con
    @_r3con 8 місяців тому +1

    11 years later and its still a masterpiece

  • @xXjaz_cookiesXx
    @xXjaz_cookiesXx 4 роки тому +338

    Bruh toms shirt I didn’t even notice that until now :0

  • @UnstableEquilibrium
    @UnstableEquilibrium 8 років тому +313

    0:50 I love being able to understand every word of this bit. Living in Germany was awesome.

  • @VesselOfChaos
    @VesselOfChaos Рік тому

    This was 11 years ago and it’s still gold… no… ITS DIAMOND!!

  • @ninjadragon5848
    @ninjadragon5848 Рік тому +1

    11yrs ago and it’s still the best shit I’ve ever seen

  • @lyakon_7837
    @lyakon_7837 4 роки тому +392

    *Tom is wearing an shirt that has Edd on it with the word “broccoli” green on it*
    *w o w*

    • @GhostalJulz
      @GhostalJulz 4 роки тому +5

      I was actually about to comment that

    • @project-cj
      @project-cj 3 роки тому +5

      I noticed
      Freaking legend

    • @st4nnleyy404
      @st4nnleyy404 3 роки тому +2

      B R O C C O L I

    • @insaneedd6859
      @insaneedd6859 3 роки тому

      I noticed that half way through the video :)

    • @JamerG
      @JamerG 3 роки тому +1

      Also, green and purple.
      _Where have I seen that before?_

  • @LordiAwa
    @LordiAwa 8 років тому +236

    I cant believe that this video is already 4 years old. :O Time flies.

    • @AetherBoye
      @AetherBoye 8 років тому +1

      Please tell time to come down.

    • @QuickNETTech
      @QuickNETTech 8 років тому +4

      And I am here to rewatch the old ones because the third one came out.

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades 8 років тому

      *Tom flies

    • @joeredmond9355
      @joeredmond9355 8 років тому +1

      I know just thinking that

    • @tomtomeow
      @tomtomeow 8 років тому +2

      No lies

  • @shyguydude1583
    @shyguydude1583 6 місяців тому

    Came back rewatching this because of the 4th one. Really a classic on the first.

  • @Nerkaio
    @Nerkaio Рік тому +1

    I can't believe I was recommended this video. It was so funny 😂😂

  • @KanaHyoshi
    @KanaHyoshi 6 років тому +340

    "Where are your legs?!"
    I say this to my cats all the time.

    • @SpectreCiNW
      @SpectreCiNW 6 років тому +8

      where are your legs? they are in the hole

    • @boss5808
      @boss5808 6 років тому +4

      *dUNNN*

    • @fairyangel2291
      @fairyangel2291 5 років тому +1

      @@SpectreCiNW where is the hole
      Next to the space octopus

  • @pocketsuke
    @pocketsuke 8 років тому +4217

    This is one of my favourite sketches by you. I keep coming back to it.

    • @fridolfk
      @fridolfk 7 років тому +1

      Same

    • @tamashi3092
      @tamashi3092 6 років тому

      pockets is

    • @carolbess
      @carolbess 6 років тому

      Same

    • @foxalitee
      @foxalitee 6 років тому

      I watch it daily

    • @jordanludlum7066
      @jordanludlum7066 6 років тому +3

      T-REXASAUR :D Fravourite* the American English is a very wrong one. Outside of putting Zs in words like Paralyze so it doesn't look like Paralyse, that and words like Centre being Center in American English

  • @Sid-ot8dx
    @Sid-ot8dx 10 місяців тому +1

    never gets old

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 3 роки тому +750

    "That's all in the past"
    "It was literally 30 seconds ago"
    *That's still in the past though...*

    • @zardus8352
      @zardus8352 3 роки тому +11

      When an overrated comment gets copied;

    • @sevenkwong778
      @sevenkwong778 3 роки тому +7

      thanks for repeating the joke because I didn't watch the video before I commented this

    • @mrblakeboy1420
      @mrblakeboy1420 2 роки тому +2

      @@sevenkwong778 this comment adds something tiny, unlike the other ones

    • @bfkittycat276
      @bfkittycat276 Рік тому +1

      That’s a matter of opinion

    • @nirorit
      @nirorit 10 місяців тому +1

      She never said it wasn’t

  • @theworldsmith5489
    @theworldsmith5489 3 роки тому +424

    Which is better?
    “WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!?!”
    or
    “Where’s my hands????”

  • @darkshadow1639
    @darkshadow1639 10 місяців тому +1

    This just randomly popped up on my recommendation. I'm glad it did

  • @magiccreeper1219
    @magiccreeper1219 2 роки тому +1

    how is this still funny after 10 years

  • @chase9842
    @chase9842 8 років тому +575

    When Tom chloroformed himself, did he fall into the puddle of his own vomit?

    • @tubeyoukonto
      @tubeyoukonto 8 років тому +76

      Nope, he fell in the hole

    • @abimanyukeren007
      @abimanyukeren007 8 років тому +33

      *dramatic stings*

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta 8 років тому +6

      +tubeyoukonto How did the hole get here?

    • @beaniesketch
      @beaniesketch 8 років тому +6

      +TheMirksta I came from when Tom ordered pizza

    • @cloud__zero
      @cloud__zero 8 років тому +5

      +Cailee Person and then the Orb [ *dramatic sting intensifies* ] appeared

  • @droetkaar
    @droetkaar 7 років тому +219

    The German part killed me lmao 😂😃