The Confession 3
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- Father, I have something to confess... This is a paid advertisement.
Watch Series One of Preacher on Amazon Video now (amzn.to/28TVvjF)
Featuring Hazel 'Cassidy' Hayes ( / hazel )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written, Produced and Assistant Directed by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography & Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing & Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Costume & Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
Visual Effects by Will McDaniel ( / willmcd87 )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
with Eddie Bowley as The Preacher,
Oona as The Anti-Christ,
and the voice of Michael Tivikoff ( / mrtvcow )
CONTENT WARNING: Blood. Knives. An Irish woman.
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Rachel, Robert, and Jack.
Translate from russian:
"We have sinned terribly, but most people watching this video can't understand a single word".
When you knew it all along because you're speak Russian you feel cool
@@doggenix1574 indeed
Даша Пилипенко yup
@@doggenix1574 палишься по нику что русская. Я тоже
Yes, it is
The preacher:*sees a bunch attempts to murder Hazel*
"This is fine."
Hey girl
@@ToothPasteToons Wassup
He did say that sex before marriage was fine so it makes sense
that
_sick_
_f u c k_
@@ToothPasteToons simp
@@2miligrams do you know what Simp means
I love how he commited one sin, and then committed about 20 more to prevent her telling them.
01:23 i love how she waited for tom to finish talking before screaming
I like that the priest is just sitting there, smiling, patiently watching all of this go down.
Tad Strange dude got some patience
Tad Strange hi
Everyone here is a tad strange, except ironically tad strange
*he just watches as he abuses his wife casually*
Hes pretty calm
" father, we have fallen from grace"
*she falls*
Tom: "he he, fallen"
I'm dying
Tom, where did she go?
@@thehunterator520 in the hole
@@nicolaswolf3873 *duuuun*
plot twist, her name is grace
Enrico Traica xD
Can we appreciate Hazle's performance on this. Such as on 1:39 the way she screams brings you into the place or just how she actual makes you feel she's annoyed throughout.
"you stabbed me"
"you cant prove that"
"tom youre literally red handed"
"shhshhhh" *use red handed to make woman shut up*
Woah that's so crazy it's like we watched the exact same video
I thought she said right handed
thank you i watched the video too
@@mcwithshift OMG ikr same.
*beta women doesn’t excpect the sigma males plan*
In the description: “Content Warning: Blood. Knives. An Irish Woman” nice one Tom
Yup they're scary. Specially the ones with names in Gaelic. Like Siobhan... But if their names are Hazel, then is it really an Irish Woman?
Wonderful! All my kinks on one video!
666 likes........
@@humannomore7759 ;)
@@humannomore7759
Wait, the fuck?
1:11 she said “we agreed that most of the people watching this video wont understand a single word!”
Wrong
ВампиркиН what is it then?
He is right i can prove it im russian (блять)
Penetrated MaoMao thanks!
Ha Ha you wrote “Vampires”
*”gasps”*
“Hello, my son”
*”gasps, walks out”*
“There is a man in our living room and he says his my dad”
That was Hilarious
“He’s a priest”
@@wickedshadesproductions5254 preacher
@@alphaplayzz1381 my dad’s a preacher?
he’s here so we can confess our sins @Wicked Shades Productions
" *"gasps"* " and " *"gasps, walks out"* " shouldn't be in quotes, nobody said those thing
i like how the father doesn’t mind about whats happing
edited so many likes
Can’t worry if your dead
true
Happing
Ah hello plague birb
@@jolts2779 hello
im starting to think tom is a almighty being capable of bending reality to his whim.
Well, there is Tell Me Something I Don't Know.
Uhh... Queen is a really good band?
@@uny4781 THE JAPANESE ARE ACTUALLY JUST EASTIER CHINESE!
Wtf why is evryone just writing something completly random in here ? Are you deniying Tom's allmightyness or -
*changes channel*
He's the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND!
*changes channel*
🎶Two guys on a scooter~🎶
*changes channel*
Where is your tart?
*changes channel*
It's in the hole.
*changes channel*
GIVE ME CANCER!!!!
*changes channel back to the first one*
Whoah! What just happened!? I was talking and then something cut me of and WHait what NOT AGAI-
*changes channel*
One is loneliest number
Two tickets to paradise
Three times a lady
Foooouuuuur ever young!
Tom, where are you getting this stuff?
From the hole.
What hole? OH MY GOD!!!!!!
“Don’t listen to her! She’s and imposter!”
**Literally rips of her face**
“See, it’s my arch nemesis, A SKELETON.”
That killed me.
and almost her
Hazel was not the impostor.
1 Impostor remains
@@lucykitsune4619 haha, great refence, so originl. now stop
@@CheeseMiser NEVER!!!!!
The fact that this quote is still so true
2:03 look honey. The child is taking their first LIFE
All russians watching with subtitles:
OKAY WHERE'S MY PRIZE? 🤠
// Кстати хорошая озвучка, без акцента, молодцы, хвалю✨
Yous still need to translate the animal noises
@@c8tv1secundario54 lmaoo alright, you win
1:11 Давайте призывать русских)
Я жестко охренел когда услышал что это на русском
По голосу мне кажется что это чел и +100500
Hazel is actually a really good actress, not enough people appreciate that, the way she plays her character ads a nice contrast to the odd signature style of Tom and his sketches, definitely one of the more underrated videos on this channel
[edit] I leave for like a year and come back to like a thousand likes 💀 cool ig
i was just thinking that!! she definitely has the feel of the one sane person in a comedy show
You can really see it at 1:36
Nice pfp 😳
adds
[edit] caring about how many likes you get is retarded
“CUT!”
“What? Who are all these people?- WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?”
Best part
I saw this as soon as that scene played, perfect timing
@@imspinny LOL
4th wall break
Plot twist: they are trying to make a scene for the movie but that irish woman is trying to ruin it
I love how no one questions the fact that Tom has the strength to rip faces off
0:36 for the longest time i thought it was "you're literally left handed" it took subtitles for me to realize
Are you deaf?
Therapist: Clean-shaven Eddie doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Clean-shaven Eddie:
That's Eddie!!!?
WHAT A TWIST
No way that's Eddie?
Ikr it's so crazy seeing not a speck of hair on that face
Tom: Stabs Hazel
Priest: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
"This is fine"
I don't see enough people talking about how at 0:47 she puts her arm down so that someone off-screen can wrap a boxing glove on it in not even 3 seconds. That was crazy practical effects for a UA-cam video.
“Don’t listen to her, she’s an imposter!”
*Wow, Tomska is really sus*
just stop
@Haze Fun Fact: This Vid Came Out Before You XD
@@idontknow20404 didn’t know I was talking to a hypocrite. Pretty sure this video is 7 years younger than me, but ok.
@@randomeuropean7499 I’m so sorry, I had to
THAT “WhO aRe ThEsE pEoPlE?!?” KILLED ME-
1:40
Same, man! Fucking amazing lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is she more worried about random people than someone aiming an assault rifle straight at her face from point blank range?
stranger danger man
couls be thinking if she freaks out he would be more encouraged to take the shot.
Yeah it was sort of hilarious that the only thing she felt freaked out about were movie set professionals, but she was pretty calm during the rest of these random antics.
“Take the shot. Take the shot! Why aren’t you tak- WHY AREN’T YOU-!”
I first found this sketch from a Blazblue version of it where the shooter is outside the window just not helping @@ajscout594
The patience that preacher has just sitting there watching this happen is devilish
I'll be honest, the cut joke was genuinely hilarious to me.
SEE? IT'S MY ARCH-NEMESIS, A SKELETON!
I imaganed you saying that in a papyrus voice
yes I am trash
MTT Brand Vincent nooo in the clooob!
joooin*
whose papyrus, because now I imagine Jack's papyrus voice.
same
“Don’t listen to her,she’s an imposter”
*rips off face*
“See!it’s my arch nemesis,a skeleton!”
*AHHHHHHH*
I had a nightmare about that😅
I wheezed
Sans and Papyrus would like to chat.
SamTheSeer :p
*Megalovania intensifies*
@@Mossious *bonetrousle also intensifies*
"Don't listen to her, she's an Impostor"
_(Rips off firmly glued mask)_ [1:22]
"See, it's my arch nemesis, a skeleton !"
Um Tom, I don't think one giant femur counts as a skeleton...
I just love how we assume he calmly sits there with a half smile the entire time
Girl:we have fallen from Grace
Tom: pulls lever
Father: where is she
Tom: in the hole
In the hole.
Hehe
Fallen
Tom: I tried putting a trap door over it”
Girl: where is it
Tom: in the hole
In the hole
Pull the lever Cronk
The Russian part said "People who don't speak Russian won't understand one word that I'm saying"
"We made a bad sin but most of viewers can't understand any of words" (I'm russian)
I'm russian too/
Канал Арджея and im hungry
Jayden Pierre are you my daddy?
Jayden Pierre yeahhhh finally i can get white :)))
thank you daddy
It took 7 years but I finally recognized the priest was Eddie
Eddie Bowley with no beard kinda looks cursed
Ha ha! That Russian part was not expected!!!
But I can understand it, so... jokes on you!
For those of you who can't understand, it says: "We have terribly sinned, but most of the people watching this video can't understand a single word". As for the animal noises part... yeah, I can't speak that one.
Nice! Thanks for the translation!
хорош
You won a small prize. (Captions)
I'm russian, too. I confirm that this translation is correct.
PotatoGaming I didn't translate the animal noises though.
“Father We-“
*BEEP*
“Father-“
*BEEP*
“FaThEr-“
*BEEP*
“TOM!”
*BEEEEP*
GayIsYay XoX that is the funniest part of this video 😂
poot
*BEEEEEEEP*
GayIsYay XoX I’m a sheep
"FATHER, WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRAGE!"
"Oh, that's not so bad"
"It's my arch nemesis, a skeleton!"
"AHH-"
I love how Tom was just yelling at the guy to TAKE THE SHOT as he just got closer and closer to her
I love it, too! ❤️
“Father we have sinned but most people don’t know what I’m saying”
Animal noises
“Tom why do you have a remote-TOM!”
Translation of the Russian language
"we have sinned, but a lot of People watching this video won't understand a Word"
Kepka Rewievs good job I just confirmed this even though this posted maybe a year ago and you won a prize it's a brand new life since that your old one was garbage
Kepka Rewievs yep im russian
Да, Хорошо Русский!
GLORY TO MOTHER LAND!!
Еееее боооооииии
I love how Hazel just shrugs of when Tom stabs her, and then starts freaking out when people she doesn't know come in and do s**t.
You stabbed me… that hurt, Tom, don't do it again.
1:21 my favorite part
the preacher was so fucking patient
I spelled that wrong. Fuck it.
No you didn't
;D nah u didnt ;)
Reinboa xD ikr
It's not that he was patient, but that he found the whole ordeal pretty damn funny.
Consider the shit-eating grin he had the whole time.
1:11
Not a lot of russian people watching Tom I see :D
So here's the translation :
- "...We sinned horribly, but most of the video viewers can't understand a single word!".
Pretty expected
Thank you for this, my russian is a bit rusty...
Okay make it very rusty
@@mikaroni_and_cheez No prob
прив
Как я обычно говорю в таких ситуация:
Учите блин язык
Good because you just made that scene funnier
Tom: "Don't listen to Her she's an *Imposter* "
I felt that....
1:23
"Don't listen to her! She's an imposter!"
-The imposter.
*AMOGUS*
With a TomSka video, you have to watch it once, then again but with subtitles
I never noticed how funny the subtitles were before. Thanks!
+Ryuholy7492 do with all his videos
Rule 1 of TomSka videos right there.
No, rule number one is that death is always the punchline.
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!
"WERE VERY SORRY BUT MOST PEOPLE WATCHING PROBABLY DONT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD" is what they said when tomska put on a russian voiceover
there weren't any "sorry"
nope. it's "we have sinned terrible but most of the people who are watching this video can't understand a single word"
>Anton Grigoriev
This. The Unicorn's translation is little sloppy.
Anton Grigoriev
terribly, not terrible
That Unicorn's*
“My arch-nemesis: a skeleton!”
“AAAA-“
"Мы страшно согрешили, но большинство людей смотрящих это видео не могут понять ни единого слова"
So cool
My Confession is I love this channel
Agreed he's so funny!
Same
YOU DID WHAT?!!!
Me, too.
That's not sin
U will burn in hell for that, son
0:45 she just wiped her head without boxing gloves
0:51 She now has boxing gloves
Me: Tom has the words of magic to make stuff appear in thin air
thanks, you just ruined the joke buddy
@@callmesummon he has a roblox pfp more of a kid not karen
@@callmesummon oh
He is literally god in his videos
"Cut"
"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!"
Me: its the video set.
I wish he could do more of these confession videos
0:57 Wrong lever Kronk
Why do we even have that lever
ALL of the references
I swear the people of the internet are amazing!
+kieran smith some time later...
"Okay, why does she even have that lever?"
OH MY GOD THANK YOU
Father, I have something to confess...
I stayed up past my bedtime to watch this video.
What heck shootery is this
Same.
Well that’s not so bad
JTMVision also they had birth to the anti christ
Vuelle excuse me?
latterly the highest quality video on this channel and maybe on all UA-cam
Tomska: She’s an imposter
Me: Tom that’s kinda sus
Torturing me in real life isn't enough apparently.
Did you have fun making it?
Evidently torturing Hazel is a popular reoccurring theme
*boxing glove punch*
*sigh* What do you expect her to say? No?
+Dues Solaris did you get beat up by a girl recently or something? Mate it's okay to hit back, nobody's gonna judge you.
"And we've given birth to the anti-Christ"
"What!?"
"Wanna meet her?"
HAHA, yeah. That last bit of the video before the credits was a thing.
'WE'VE'?! Holy Fuck, Tom is woman...
When they said that I expected them to hold up Jacob satorious
kitkat1152003 OMG 😂😂😂
And pop goes his head
“Don’t trust her, she’s an impostor”
Among us has traumatised us
Tom: don't listen to her, she's an imposter.
Me: this isn't Among Us, or is it?
On 1:10 after the channel switch you can hear Russian man saying "We have done terrible sins,but most of people watching this show cant understand a word (from our speech)"
You're welcome?
you win a prize now
You get a prize!
Now what do the animal noises translate to?
+GamerGirl500 wait what TOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
DextremeArrow Tom said in the closed captioning and I quote "Translate this and you win a prize... Yes, even the animal noises"
Hearing a language I understand (besides English) in a TomSka video is the weirdest thing ever
CandyHørnz what language and what does it mean?
Lukas Madrid Russian, and it meant something like ''most of the people watching this have no idea what I'm saying'' but I'm too lazy to re-watch the video so correct me if I'm wrong lmao
CandyHørnz
lol, Thanks.
same thing was for me in The Alien, I live in France
literal drinks... Spanish
I like how the sniper just moved in like he was trying to hold her hostage instead of being a sniper.
“DON’T LISTEN TO HER
SHE’S AN IMPOSTER”
why
I was kinda thinking she was going to say that they murdered people by turning them into oreos.
play with Oreo!
But didn't she destroyed the Earth with a moon size Oreo?
CyberRune Well that's just what I was thinking. You don't need to go too deep into my thoughts. You'll get lost and never find your way out.
+Vindictus EmeraldMage same. if someone went in my mind they would never be the same.
I've done that multiple times. It feels very weird. :c
i finally got the translate thing done its "We have terribly sinned, but most of the people watching this video can't understand a single word"animal noises ="tom why are you holding a remote TOM!!
edit: OMG HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES thank you guys!!! and the animal noises were TOM WHAT IS THE REMOTE FOR
your prize is being a butt
@@xaphok2173 no, but he's very fluent in jungle
You can just read it from her lips in the animal noises
Username checks out
No thank you sir for the translation
"See?! It's my arch nemesis, A SKELETON!"
This is why I love this channel lmao
I I’m so impressed that they never break character
"Take the shot!"
"TAKE THE SHOT!!"
"WHY AREN'T YOU TA-"
"WHY AREN'T YOU-"
Newbie hitmen be like:
@@thecraigz3981 you get it
Haha you quoted the video, nice joke!
@@siqueirar6529 im pretty sure thats sarcasim. And alot of people do that so whats the problem?
@@memo1043 we are already seeing the video, no need to say it again
*This lady is literally god, even after she was stabbed in the heart she's still alive*
I don't know where you think the heart is, but I can tell you it's not where she was stabbed.
Yeah, the heart is, a bit to the side
Yeah buddy that's not where the heart is
And got her face ripped off...
And got knocked unconscious a total of 3 times.
And when her face was ript of she was still alive
0:01 and then i was just like ohhhhhh naw
Tom commits like 50 sins to prevent her confessing one.
Her: "Falls"
Father: Where did she fall?
Tom:
In the Hole
*DUN*
Tom: Don’t worry the Orbs will catch her.
She is fallen and gave birth to antichrist, get it fallen
XDDD This is amazing
one of the vids as i read this was "The Hole"
Last time I was this early, Britain was still in the EU.
Rekt M8
That was 48 hours ago.
We still are in the eu till 2020
We still are in the EU. It takes at least 2 years before we're not.
H i l a r i o u s a n d O r i g i n a l
I love how Tom is just trying to work a chainsaw
I love that they didn't pull off the missing face vfx, but the head exploding vfx was worth it xD
"Take the shot, take the shot! WHY AREN'T YOU"
🤣
1:32 look at Tom's face! It's just like: "why am I here? What the hell is going on here?"
-"Package for Hazel"
Tom's POV:" Who the hell is this guy?!"
I’m your 69th like
Read the captions
"I guess you fell asleep" lmao the best line ever
Tomska has a confirmed power. The ability to spawn things and warp at will
this comment is a confession
Finally
That is one of the worst sins one can commit! You can never be forgiven! You shall burn in Hell!
I know what you tried there but it doesn't work my heads not going to *BANG*
how could you
+TreXy yes it is
it's time for the next asfd
no, fuck you, here is another comedy sketch
You literally just have to mash the second row of the keyboard. How did you mess "asdf" up.
The sketches are better anyways.
wait.
it will be terrible I hope he sticks to sketches
I love how this is a comedy channel but Tom is basically a god
"I didnt commit any sins."
You could litterally make a hour long montage of people dying, dying again, then again because of him
Don't listen to her its my arch nemesis skeleton 💀
*A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H*
**Screaming**
That’s exactly what MY arch-nemesis would say. Nice try, for I know you are secretly another skeleton
🔪🔫
_Megalovania plays_
Alright, who trusted Tom with a baby... again?
If he gives this one a gun then we're all doomed
+Gaiamatt lol
XD
Who's to say he didn't steal it?
I did
Hazel’s acting really carried the humor in this one 👍
"We horribly sinned, but most people watching won't understand a single word!"
boy, you thought you can run from multilinguism.
0:56 "oh that's where the hole is again"
DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
dan dan ham
dunno DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Dramatic Sting*
*[FUCKING BWAAAAAAAAAAAH]*
That ending must have been a real... Eddache...... I'll leave.
I'll remain.
+Eddache ayyyy
that was not my sister because she was at home but she is the Antal crista
+Sqaure Nexus hahaha
TOO SOON
1:29 is funny.
The Confession trilogy is the greatest trilogy of all time.
"You're an adult", the recording of Tom says as I, a 15 year old girl sat on her bed leaned against a stuffed animal, finish painting my nails a shimmery color. "Probably", he adds, and if feels like even though it's merely a recording, he is looking at me.
I love how artistically worded this comment is relative to the other comments
As you say that, the comment bellow this one (as I'm typing this) is people with caps-lock on yelling about the languages used with the remote
Write a book.
+Pink Guy
Why are you here, Pink Guy?
Meow Biatch
Searching for myself and my inner soul, b0ss.
"Tom you're literally red handed."
*wait people have red blood, why is mine orang-*
Do you happen to see a white fluffy moth in your dreams?
Dinoman972
Does a blue pig count?
@@Dinoman972 ah I get it
Tom is a bad bitch
That one moth guy from discord I don’t get it
My 11 year old cousin just got in trouble with my grandparents for watching this 😂
“WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?” I love that, Tom!