Rejects (feat. Daniel Howell)
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- Опубліковано 17 бер 2016
- Tom & Dan knock off some knock-offs
Featuring Dan 'danisnotonfire' Howell ( / danisnotonfire )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written, Produced and Assistant Directed by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography & Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing & Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Costume & Makeup by Edie Flowers ( / eed_flowers )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Sound Recording by Ollie Drummond (www.olliedrummond.com/)
with Dan Howell as Span ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Doesn't Understand the Human Body Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Really Bad Advice Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Racist Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Secretly Asian Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Barbershop Quartet Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Suicidal Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Chan ( / danisnotonfire ,
and Phil Lester as Phan ( / amazingphil )
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"ham" *throws ham in face*
_distraction 100_
*Ham 100*
*_Ham 1,000,000_*
Ham 1,999,1828182,292819,
Discombobulate.
666 likes... should I like it....??
DAN YELLING DRINK BLEACH IS MY AESTHETIC
sAME
I think you mean terrible advice Dan
Same
+Naomi Leigh I definitely did not play it at least 30 times....uhmm
+Naomi Leigh sAME OMG I PLAYED IT 50 TIMES
0:42 “what are all these dead bodies doing here?” “Honestly not much” most underrated joke in this video.
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly.
Precisely
It’s amazing how suicidal Dan lasted the longest of all the Dans
Logic 200
probably looking for the perfect thing to off himself,can relate with clothing
Yes
Took him time to find the gun, he is also forget where the gun is dan
Actually, Phan survived the longest
Me talking to my crush
*”Did your hair....lOSe WEiGHt”*
*”Did you get.....ArmS”*
@William Nieslawski 😂
*WhAT iS ThE liVinG roOM*
Just use Minecraft pick-up lines.
I wont have any success with my crush
WHat Is A LivINg rOOm
Dan: “What are all these dead bodies doing here”
Tom: “Honestly not much” 😂😂😂
Well, dying
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE
Dan: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Tom:UH UH *HAM!*
@@shaneyplushie2512 UH UH HAM! I HAVE NO DAN
(I just made that up)
Dan: i want answers
If you turn on the subtitles when Tom is shooting Spanish Dan, it says: “Gets shot in spanish”
Cap
Why?
I didn't see it say that
Well it does
You need to turn on English with extra jokes
I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these.
Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video
Organically?
@@Tk-nf2xd Maybe "Naturally" would have been a better word to use
@@keode possibly
It's like arrested development
And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.
Phil tho. dan: "was that another clone?" Dan you should know what you look like.
Only Chan knows
Poptart Trash 665 likes not today yt
Toy lexa not todayyy
Poptart Trash yeah I called him phan
Not-So-Much-Dan-Dan?
At the end:
Tom: That's Phil-Dan. I call him Phan.
Dan: ...
okay but Phil is credited as "Phan" on IMDB O_O
OMG YES
2:35
I thought the clones were getting Scarce. I guess I was wrong.
Has any
G
“I want answers.” “Ok... I lied.... I do have ham.” “A B O U T T H E B O D I E S”
Congratulations. You regurgitated a line from the video
Oh well you know when you wanna tell someone something something but you don’t have the feeling so you bottle it up inside and it slowly turns into an urge to kill them?
@@GoToKitsuuny obviously
@@joda7697 "I cloned you so I could kill you".
@@dereck386 ...what?
"Is that all of them?"
"Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them."
That fucking killed me.
But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.
Huh, how coincidental! It killed Suicidal Dan too!
I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM OMG--
this is the most i've seen Dan move ever
😂😂
+Nori Yeah true
I knew there was something off in this vid
same
me to
Is that all of them?
Well, there's suicidal Dan, but... *Distant gunshot* Yep, that's all of them.
I know that suicide is a very serious and dark topic but the suicidal Dan moment was hilarious
It's a good light joke of a dark and heavy subject
Oof, looking back now
@@iris9202 i know oh my god. if dan didnt want it in there i dont think he would have allowed it but still i feel terrible
oh shit-
It would've been funnier if they called him Danish.
Good one lol 😂😂
nice pfp 👌
@@kittanartist7308 You as well
Or if they named the original Dango Fett
But that would have made the joke confusing.
It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.
Dan: Is that all of them?
Tom: well there suicidal dan
*Gun shot*
Tom: yep that's all of them
XD that should've been in the video
Luis Torres 2:02
420
"So uh, what is it you wanted to say?"
"your a clone"
"wha-"
@@advntrr9152 HAM
"I live here."
not anymore
StrangerErika ouch
TOO SOON
StrangerErika TOO SOON
?
al PAS He moved
The fact that all the Clones are Individually put in the description is the Icing to this perfect cake
i know its supposed to be bad advice, but i love how it sounds like really bad advice dan is telling him to drink bleach because he shot him
Plot twist that's still haunts me:
*He does have ham*
UA-cam police Yo I hate it when a plot twist hunts me.
Wow you idiot. The plot twist is that they’re all played by Dan
Smokey Bacon r/whoosh
Dr. Lavish I was being sarcastic
Smokey Bacon suuuureeee
I guess it's not the living room anymore.
OMG
It took me a minute to get that joke
no
I've defiantly not seen this comment in this video once before... Oh wait I have
+Ghstbstr04 Space lots of people accidentally do that, it bugs me but it's a common mistake don't get so worked up
"Well, there is suicidal Dan, but-"
*bang*
"Yep, that's all of them"
"Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"
I can't believe that Tom would do that! Seriously, what kind of person does that?
If you do have ham, don't lie about it!
LOL 😂
I know
I think I've found my new favorite video on the internet and I won't regret it
same
Same
Same
Why would you regret finding your favorite video?
Hi again alexis why do I keep finding you okay
"Did your hair...lose... -weight?" IF TOM ISN'T ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE
YES 😂😂😂😂
Jackycatlover108 did you get new... Arms
Jackycatlover108 same
Jackycatlover108 "aaaa- that is a nice chair! let's just... look at it..."
Jackycatlover108 SAME
Watched this when it first came out 7 years ago, and multiple times since, and I am just now getting the
"they all look the same to me" bit
This has the greatest twist ending in all of cinematic history!
This is just _perfect_
"Did...your...hair...lose weight?"
Yes, yes it did.
Hayley Rudd 2011 lol
Thank you for noticing
Hayley Rudd it lost straightness (like Dan did) XD
Hayley Rudd I believe it's called a, haircut...
Hayley Rudd did you get...new..arms?
Spanish Dan
Span
Mexidan
Daniel the Spaniel
PROTIP
PRO TIP
+Giovanna rojas PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
The most impressive thing here is the 10 shots out of a 6-shot revolver
"Really? They all look the same to me."
The fact that it took me EIGHT YEARS to get that--
I guess the living room is now... the DIEning room!
SiSi D yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SiSi D but the dining room is wear you eat...
SiSi D cringy af
Or: I guess it's not the living room anymore.
SiSi D Hoi tEMmy
The Spanish Dan (Span) reminded me of "Daniel the Spaniel" from Internet Support Group 7 😂😂
Yeah😂
lmao same
Yessss
+Shane Narvaez SAMEEEEE
Yasss
"Hola!"
*gets shot in Spanish*
"Adios!"
Best scene ever.
Tom is ahead of his time. He was saying ‘yes’ to things 6 years before it was invented.
“What are all these dead bodies doing here!?”
“Honestly not much.”
Best quote
E
Leahna Alba I’m calling the police.
_ham_
I want answers
Okay, i lied i do have ham
"Did your hair lose...weight?" "Did you get..new...arms?" "That is a nice chair...lets just...look at it" basically me trying to socialise 😂
Tash Brislane same
Tash Brislane SAME!!! Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tash Brislane
...Same
same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."
Tash Brislane What killed me though, was right after that where he threw that ham xD
"You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone"
I like how specific he was being
still one of my all time fav sketches, it just never gets old
Hamisnotonfire
😂😂😂
Amazing 👏
Hamsterisnotonfire
+SilvaAquaKitteh leave
+SilvaAquaKitteh get outp
"I turned the real Dan into a chair," "what?" "I call him chan."
*screaming*
this is the best video ever!
LPS rori Films *H* *A* *M*
LPS rori Films I have to agree with you.
The lpstuber phandom. Yes.
LPS rori Films imagine if chan wanted to get revenge, he would evolve into *y a n d e r e c h a n*
HAM
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 4 YEARS, FINALLY
“What are all these dead bodies doing here?!” “Nothing much, honestly.”
And all these others lmao. Just. The whole fuckin skit.
0:50 dan is trying not to laugh
Yeah lol
Look at the outtakes, it was probably the hardest part to do for them
berna yeah. He had a little smile.
Bigfish821
Dan was hilarious 😂
"I want answers" *laughs after want*
agreed, hilarious enough for me to laugh with him :D
My favorite quotes:
”Did your hair lose weight”
“Did you get new arms”
What is living room?
I was right at that part.
Dan Dan HAMMM!
XD yes.
Marty Phillips
“Why would it be in your hair?”
sorry there’s no way that this was 5 years ago. I swear I just watched this the day it came out like 2 days ago
The way the Dan clone behind the chair just falls slowly kills me every time.
if you look in the description, you will see who Phil played. you're welcome.
lol
OMG 😂 IM SCREAMING
A phil dan
SCREAMING COS PHAN
Omg lol 😂
I like how they still mention Phil because Dan and Phil are stuck to each other like glue.
Hi Hello
XD
Dats very truu
When did they mention him?
At the end
did u see how he was the "phan" clone XD
This is my comfort video and I love how I can see Dan smile after the ham :)
I love how tomska’s videos just age like fine wine
well now this is sad because of the "I live here " AND the "feat. Daniel Howell
Phandom! at the Superwholock what?
well, bc it's no longer "ft. Danisnotonfire" and he (they) moved so he doesn't live there any longer
he doesn't live there *cries*
*ham slap*
AmazingLibby crafts**********
Starring :
Thomas Ridgewell
Dan Howell
Span Howell
Chan Howell
Phil Lester
No he's a Dan clone, making him Phan Howell.
@@karkatvantas9557 no
Phan Howster
This is...
...beautiful...
..simply beautiful...
This has to be my favorite video in this series
I had a small heart attack with the Phil part
Same
Me too
+sophienicole Cos he's a clone
I literally yelled WHY YOU KILLING MY PHILLY!
same
Dan: Why did you clone me twice?
Tom: *Yes*
Also Tom: *Twice*
Span: Hola!
Twice twice twice twice twice.
Shadow Dragon Adios
That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span
No one:
TomSka: I got 150 rounds in this 6 round magazine
I just love these random videos!!!
Only Tom can fire 10 bullets from a 6-shot revolver
InaccurateArcher while jokers stuck with 8 shots from a 5 shot revolver
*Uh oh shit*
Barbershop quartertet Dan counts as one bullet
where are the bodies william
10 shots from a 6 shot revolver
Fourth time watching this, still gets me
Love how dan just lets it happen
“Remember if a strange man offers you candy, there’s probably more in his car” *shot* “Ah...drink bleach” I’m dying XD
Lots of U.S. people are too
Well, Rest in peace.
Did you listen to him😒
The perfect educational dan
*sings the word ow*
XD
Looks like span (Spanish dan) had a short life-*SPAN* HAHA
LMAO
Neat
*laughtrack ensues*
Art Craze Yes
He should’ve been mexidan
0:06 I feel like the reason he said those weird things is because he forgot he wasn’t a reject.
Ham quote: sentient ham with the personality of Dan.
Hair weight loss quote: Dan with a very large amount of hair.
New arms quote: Dan with snake arms.
love these
brb going to make a SPAN Fan account
Oh my god
link it and the phandom will follow
spanisnotonfire then?
+Cloudy Eyes instagram.com/span_howell/ Here you go guys come Lets have a Phan party
lol ill follow the span account later XD
Span:"Hola"
*Tom shoots*
Span: „oh...adíos“
*R.i.p Span*
*"Hola...Adíos"*
Jani_Bunny :3 i
Gets shot in spanish
Ewan Croft there is really no difference just because the "I" has a fancier dot above it. Really. No difference 😐
Ewan Croft It’s “adiós” the accent goes on the “O”
Mornin Potato it’s not a fancy dot, in Spanish it changes the way you say a word like “Papa” means potato but “papá” means dad
I love how every clone is credited as being played by Dan in the description, even suicidal Dan, who never appeared onscreen.
Everyones talking about underated jokes
But noone is talking about-
the _music_ ????
I saw that this video starred Phil Lester and I was confused as to why it said that..
UNTIL THAT DAZZLING RAY OF SUNSHINE POPPED UP ON SCREEN AND WAS KILLED IN SECONDS
SAME
+ramseylikesthegalaxy SAME
yesss
Socyat!,
Basically what happens when you start to like a book character
I CRI
In the description it says "Phil Lester as Phan" your welcome
*you're
yASSSSS
+MKMaddieCaeli A MHA HART MAH SOLE
+Michbby Clifheva Wat?
+MKMaddieCaeli A my heart my soul is what she said
I have watched this so many times I know the entire thing off by heart now
y'know I think more people need to read descriptions to find little gifts like this one has
this one credits every single dan clone
So we have
Span,
Doesn‘t-understand-the-human-body-Dan,
Really-bad-advice-Dan,
Racist-Dan,
Secretly-asian-Dan,
Barbershop-quartet-Dan,
Suicidal-Dan,
Chan and
Dan
And ham
@Michaelflash123s stuff to pronounce testicles in Chinese it's literally 'dandan'. 'dan' pronounced is egg. So 'dandan' is 2 eggs...so...
Don't forget phan
What about Dan that looks like Phil?
Dipper how could u forget. Dan kun
Wait... "Doesn't understand the human body Dan", "Really bad advice Dan", "Secretly Asian Dan" and "Suicidal Dan" aren't just... Dan?
Yes
Absolutely right
ikr
AHAHAAAA
This made me cry
The way it should've ended
"I'm sorry Dan"
"You're a clone of Dan"
"It's true, the real Dan became this gun"
"I called him Shan"
I've seen this video so many times i know the entire script off by heart.
Dan: *I need Answers*
Tom: ok I -lied- I do have ham
Me: tOm HoW dArE yOu LiE
Right I mean the HAM MAN THE HAM
_why he gotta lie like that?_
lying makes you go to hell
@@maria50249 not all people believe that
@@jayce2507 sorry that was meant to be a reference to danandphilcrafts
Did your hair...loose...weight...?
BlueAppleTea yes, 100000 pounds
Yes I didn’t think you’d notice
LittleThings wanna know a twist I am no gurl I’m a man
LittleThings no worries I just found it funny
LittleThings I rarely get offended if at all
Two of one of my favorite youtubers in one video, I think my brain just exploded
He is far too calm watching himself be murdered a dozen times over
Dan: what are all these dead bodies doing here?
Tom: Honestly not much
Genius
Dan: I'm calling the police.
Tom: Er- HAM!
Dan: Hm?-
(Ham)
HAM
@@thearbiter1544 Dan: *throws ham to ground* I want answers.
I mean he’s not wrong-
Be original
Tom: (throws ham)
dan: ...i want answers
Tom: ok i lied i do have ham
Dan: About the bodies!!
Tom: ohhh
My other favorite part
Dan: why did you clone me twice?
Tom: yes. Twice
Span: hola
Tom: (shoots span)
span: adios
the quick *"HAM"* at the end was brilliant.
I love the HAM at the end
“Hola!!” *Gets shot* “Adios!”
@John O'Neill Span Won't be forgoten
@John O'Neill tom called him span
@John O'Neill oh lol sorry xD
In the captions it says 'gets shot in spanish'
1:11. ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)
"Did your hair lose weight?" Ah yes, the ultimate last resort.
sydneyisnotfantasti
[Gets shot in Spanish]
"did you get new... arms?"
The best cast list ever
I love the end before not after the credits
Dan: I’m calling the police
Tom: *ham*
Dan: In shock
Tom in his head: did that work?
0:45
HaM
Orion: choose your two weapons tom
Tom: Ham and gun
well, it actually worked, he didn't call the police...
"Did your hair loose weight?"
"Did you get new arms?"
Me too 😂😂😂
Pink Lemonaid me when I talk to my crush
Me talking to strangers
*lose not loose darling x
10/10 pick up lines
Yep, that summarises trying to talk to girls.
I love your pc background!
"DUN, DUN, HAM!"
The ham made me jump
anyone else repeatedly watching this?
me
Who isn't?
Me.
me, no doubts about it XD
Me
There are 14 clones (including Phil) .-. i really dont know why i counted
LazyGirl are you including barbershop quartet Dan as one clone or four?
Four, since they're all separate... hopefully
LazyGirl and the irony. Your name says you are lazy xD
How did he not reload his gun?
He cloned the gun.
1:34 “Hey, say that to my face!” *Holds up elbow*
Why did I laugh at this so much
This is still one of the best skits
Yeah, but who cloned all the slices of ham?!?
Han
Ham
Jon Hamm.
Joe TroHAM
+Fra Don't mess with beans thank you. That's perfect.