"If i shoot him we can make out"

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  • @spine_apples2193
    @spine_apples2193  4 роки тому +15200

    If you're an Amydot shipper...
    I am truly sorry...
    I chose this dynamic based on the accuracy their characters have on the original audio
    Please note that i am neutral to both lapidot and amydot...
    Have a good day..

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +12331

    At least she didn't call her a clod

    • @pebbledelor
      @pebbledelor 4 роки тому +32

      @Jamir Geidi don't be silly Jamir, that's physically impossible!

    • @dat1pengu1n
      @dat1pengu1n 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @Sneha-ij8rt
      @Sneha-ij8rt 4 роки тому +13

      Barfing,fainting and irrelevant sentences are much worst than calling people clods

    • @aidenavocado
      @aidenavocado 4 роки тому +7

      C L O D

    • @xxamirahsapphirexx1136
      @xxamirahsapphirexx1136 4 роки тому +3

      Jiren in your recommendations lmao

  • @mirroredrealities1639
    @mirroredrealities1639 4 роки тому +7585

    The "Where are your legs" part works so perfectly here.

  • @EdibleBacon
    @EdibleBacon 4 роки тому +3559

    well boys, we did it. cheating is no more.

  • @Platypi_ART
    @Platypi_ART 4 роки тому +4708

    “Tell him he’s ugly!”
    “Your chubby!”
    “You can’t even get that right!”

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 3 роки тому +730

    Their relationship in a nutshell
    "Let's agree to disagree."
    "No."

  • @_moggi
    @_moggi 4 роки тому +4513

    That epic gamer moment when you realize the whole time peridot didn't have her visor on.

    • @Mario-cg8se
      @Mario-cg8se 3 роки тому +75

      I just noticed that

    • @haztac5973
      @haztac5973 3 роки тому +58

      holy shit how’d I not notice that.

    • @wassup8254
      @wassup8254 3 роки тому +36

      Thanks now i can't unsee that

    • @dredgenwar2375
      @dredgenwar2375 3 роки тому +25

      Oh gross, now it looks weird...

    • @soraeevee9305
      @soraeevee9305 3 роки тому +17

      I knew something was missing

  • @stormsketches9811
    @stormsketches9811 4 роки тому +6049

    "I'm dating your sister" "that's fine-" *"W H O O P S"*

  • @ivyg1515
    @ivyg1515 4 роки тому +5950

    Peridot: *clearly has legs but is very short* You see, when two people-
    Lapis: _WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?_
    Peridot:

    • @aint.responsible
      @aint.responsible 4 роки тому +46

      Peri was always short

    • @chemicalfuzzy
      @chemicalfuzzy 4 роки тому +8

      Ivy G I see you everywhere!! guess we have the same taste

    • @minorisgirl
      @minorisgirl 4 роки тому +4

      Ivy G YES YOU LIKE SU TOO

    • @anominon
      @anominon 4 роки тому +17

      The joke is Limb Enhancers

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 4 роки тому +9

      peri without the limb enhancers is just an evovled vegetable.

  • @kinggoodra8563
    @kinggoodra8563 4 роки тому +545

    00:52
    "I'm from the future!"
    That works on so many levels.

  • @Levi-f1w
    @Levi-f1w 4 роки тому +321

    “I’m from the future,tell him he’s ugly!”
    “YOUR CHUBBY!”
    “ *YOU CANT EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!* “

  • @yheti3584
    @yheti3584 4 роки тому +1835

    Out of context this is the funniest shit to me
    *”WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS!?”*

  • @RanBowBoi
    @RanBowBoi 4 роки тому +9930

    This is the best lapidot ship I have ever seen in my entire life

  • @asshole1673
    @asshole1673 4 роки тому +4238

    “Mum, dad, i’m gay!”
    **lesbian space rocks*

    • @memeaddictedgamer444
      @memeaddictedgamer444 4 роки тому +95

      "WRONG! I hope"
      **Dafuq does that mean lapis*

    • @AlexAlexAlexAlexAlexAlex
      @AlexAlexAlexAlexAlexAlex 3 роки тому +12

      Show in a nutshell

    • @rainbowmothraleo
      @rainbowmothraleo 3 роки тому +27

      @@memeaddictedgamer444 if every gem is gay, than being gay in their world means being straight

    • @reroman3950
      @reroman3950 3 роки тому +3

      @@memeaddictedgamer444 if he was gay then he wouldn't be dating her, hence why she said "wrong I hope", it doesn't work too much with the characters here but yk it's just a joke

    • @tonyzefox
      @tonyzefox 3 роки тому +1

      Gregg rulez

  • @Kornn_Puff
    @Kornn_Puff 4 роки тому +5277

    "ich habe sex mit deiner schwester"
    "NEIN!"
    Didn't expect that xD

    • @rebeccamichael626
      @rebeccamichael626 4 роки тому +130

      I don't think anyone was.

    • @aez8
      @aez8 4 роки тому +126

      Is that German

    • @love4hirano
      @love4hirano 3 роки тому +44

      Translate it

    • @silverschmid4591
      @silverschmid4591 3 роки тому +30

      @Lovely x Mia
      I don't think I will

    • @Y.H.W.H
      @Y.H.W.H 3 роки тому +262

      @@love4hirano "I have (consensual hugging) with your sister"

  • @skyserythedope3452
    @skyserythedope3452 4 роки тому +118

    I don't know what scares me more
    The sheer humor, or the smooth animation for the mouths

  • @catintime3917
    @catintime3917 4 роки тому +1508

    Hey peridot where's the cluster?
    ...
    In the hole.

  • @veestunes
    @veestunes 4 роки тому +2438

    “I AM DATING YOUR SISTER”
    “Oh ok that’s fi-“
    “ *WHOOPS* “
    * Curb your enthusiasm theme starts *

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 3 роки тому +17

      I think that went well

  • @impsignia4301
    @impsignia4301 4 роки тому +597

    The facial expressions and the posing is perfect good job

  • @phoenixzd5409
    @phoenixzd5409 4 роки тому +40

    I love that peridot the SU future version just came in out of nowhere.

  • @anotherdelta
    @anotherdelta 4 роки тому +134

    0:03
    Lapis: **kisses Peridot**
    Peridot: **opens mouth aimlessly**

  • @captainphysics7391
    @captainphysics7391 4 роки тому +457

    I noticed that the source for this animation had air-humping, and you changed it to look like a fusion dance. Good one.

  • @creedence8069
    @creedence8069 4 роки тому +897

    " I'm from the future, tell him he's ugly"
    "You're chubby"
    You can't even get that right"
    I lost it there, watched it a lot of times, still so funny, the original too

    • @HakrTheAnimator
      @HakrTheAnimator 3 роки тому +2

      You obviously never watched tomska

    • @Nahtanerk
      @Nahtanerk 3 роки тому +1

      @@HakrTheAnimator you obviously can't read

    • @HakrTheAnimator
      @HakrTheAnimator 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nahtanerk yeah I read it again and yeah ima guess I was typing this late XD

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 роки тому +2

      @@HakrTheAnimator You can’t even get that right

    • @HakrTheAnimator
      @HakrTheAnimator 3 роки тому

      @@Skulldude-yj9kg I HAVE RETURNED

  • @ohnoitsthetrash128
    @ohnoitsthetrash128 4 роки тому +574

    “W H O O P S”
    My new excuse for everything

  • @pardydrawsstuff389
    @pardydrawsstuff389 4 роки тому +238

    “Did I just chloroform myself again? I did, didn’t I?”
    “Yep”
    We’ve done it. We’ve reached the perfect comedy. We can all go home now

  • @cherri_soda
    @cherri_soda 4 роки тому +77

    0:40 Peridot's face when she said "Mom, Dad, I'M GAY!"

  • @GreenGhostGuy
    @GreenGhostGuy 4 роки тому +385

    This fits so good that this could a real episode

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 4 роки тому +2

      That would be hilarious

    • @Theraven824
      @Theraven824 4 роки тому

      @Nathanski this is a video from TomSka

    • @r04ch-gumm13z
      @r04ch-gumm13z 4 роки тому

      @@Theraven824 I'm pretty sure they know

  • @unreasonablebehaviour
    @unreasonablebehaviour 4 роки тому +412

    “Yeah that’s fine.”

  • @sommoulin87
    @sommoulin87 4 роки тому +30

    "I think that went well"
    **Clearly didn't end well**
    WHEEZE

  • @somerandommememan3535
    @somerandommememan3535 4 роки тому +15

    why do i ship this so much.
    WHY DO THEY SEEM SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.

    • @geneboone5246
      @geneboone5246 3 роки тому

      Because of how influential they are to each other and they like to do things together. Peridot helped Lapis get out of her previous mindset when she was with Jasper and when Lapis left earth, Peridot was in crippling depression since her home, which was Lapis, was now gone. They make meep morps, raise the crops at the barn, and take care of Pumpkin together. Lapis felt conflicted about her decision so she stayed on the moon and misses Peridot. She even asked Steven what Peridot will think of her if she returns. Once Lapis returns we never see them talk about happened so it’s most likely awkward between them in the current moment of SU. Hopefully when/if SU returns we can at least see those two talking it ( as it technically a unanswered plot hole ) then we’ll see what goes from there
      Also I recommend watching this video as it in the most realistic Lapidot take in my opinion
      ua-cam.com/video/C5CynBWNZ4Q/v-deo.html

  • @davepocky
    @davepocky 4 роки тому +336

    Lapis: you ready for this?
    *screams* IT'S THAT AUDIO??
    Hell to the yes i love when Tomska and Steven Universe mixes

  • @JustCas
    @JustCas 4 роки тому +1111

    "im from the future tell her shes ugly"
    "YOU'RE CHUBBY"
    Oof why didnt u change it to clod lol

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 роки тому +30

      They can’t really change the audio

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 роки тому +10

      @@DarwinskiYT no like do that thing where they'll have the *modified text that suits the visuals on the screen
      If that makes sense

    • @Pomeranian_hi
      @Pomeranian_hi 4 роки тому +4

      Because it's *you're

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 роки тому +2

      @@Pomeranian_hi but i mean they sound the same so if they were to have put "*a clod" it would still make sense audio-wise

    • @minetwins3103
      @minetwins3103 4 роки тому +1

      genius

  • @Peridot5xg
    @Peridot5xg 4 роки тому +1880

    *[As a Peridot, this comic entretains me, human. Nice job. Also, i like my limb enchancers, they make me feel like an elevated and superior gem UwU]*

    • @sonicfan09ma66
      @sonicfan09ma66 4 роки тому +31

      Second or third time i found u Peridot

    • @quackster8893
      @quackster8893 4 роки тому +25

      I see u everywhere XD

    • @crryan5974
      @crryan5974 4 роки тому +10

      Not a comic and entretains?

    • @jameslich12boi66
      @jameslich12boi66 4 роки тому +9

      Omg its the great and lovable youtuber named Peridot

    • @YeeterYan
      @YeeterYan 4 роки тому +8

      Ive seen yuo 246 times

  • @thatguyonyoutube5723
    @thatguyonyoutube5723 3 роки тому +24

    0:52 is genuinely the best part of the whole vid

  • @Bravice
    @Bravice 4 роки тому +20

    "It was literally thirty seconds ago."
    "ThAt'S a MaTtEr Of OpInIoN"

  • @Zapper-Zac
    @Zapper-Zac 4 роки тому +363

    "I'm from the future, tell him he's ugly!"

    • @Hero-rl5sc
      @Hero-rl5sc 4 роки тому +39

      "Your chuppy!"

    • @nisabun4996
      @nisabun4996 4 роки тому +35

      @@Hero-rl5sc YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +23

      @@nisabun4996 *random poses*

    • @YeeterYan
      @YeeterYan 4 роки тому +12

      @robooby NOO-

    • @YeeterYan
      @YeeterYan 4 роки тому +11

      @robooby Yeahhh, chris is never gonna find out about us.

  • @exotichollow4711
    @exotichollow4711 4 роки тому +369

    0:21 me when I try to talk to people

  • @SahloFolina2161
    @SahloFolina2161 4 роки тому +181

    *literally murders a person on accident*
    “I think that went well!”
    (Awesome animation!!)

  • @bluepieee
    @bluepieee 4 роки тому +8

    "Mom, dad, im gay!"
    "Wrong! I hope..."

  • @jonathansiller758
    @jonathansiller758 4 роки тому +11

    "I'm from the Future! Tell him he's ugly!"
    "Your chubby!"

  • @CamMations
    @CamMations 4 роки тому +60

    While I don’t know much about Steven Universe, I know I enjoyed this!

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +1

      The perimid haired one is peridot and the other one is lapis lazuli

    • @CamMations
      @CamMations 4 роки тому

      animato! I know the names I just haven’t watched the show

    • @YeeterYan
      @YeeterYan 4 роки тому +4

      @@CamMations you should! Its amazing! Just stay away from 75% of the fandom

  • @fangs4730
    @fangs4730 4 роки тому +50

    My oh my this is amazing keep up the good work and don’t overwork yourself ^^

  • @aliciamiro8194
    @aliciamiro8194 4 роки тому +32

    “Yeah that’s fine”
    0.01 milliseconds later
    *UN-TACTICAL YEET!*

  • @six9730
    @six9730 4 роки тому +146

    ”WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!”
    *in the ocean*

  • @1cattails
    @1cattails 4 роки тому +1

    Ah, this is why I love tomska.
    And this video is pure gold

  • @box2122
    @box2122 4 роки тому +45

    *My favorite part is when Steven universe future peridot shows up ngl*
    I don't even ship the two, yet I love his animation

  • @yukiuwu9839
    @yukiuwu9839 4 роки тому +56

    That's how I feel like when I'm stuck in a relationship

  • @Dumbsok
    @Dumbsok 4 роки тому +109

    *[This seems likely]*
    *[Them messing up is likely is what i mean]*

  • @Beeschurgers
    @Beeschurgers 3 роки тому +5

    I didn't think a British male voice would fit peridot so gODDAMN WELL

  • @MoonRose-Valentine
    @MoonRose-Valentine 3 роки тому +7

    "I'm from the future, tell him he's uggly" followed by "you're chubby" is riddled with me energy

  • @gacha_emmz_9971
    @gacha_emmz_9971 4 роки тому +378

    Peridot: I chloroformed myself, didn't I?
    Lapis: Yeah ->-
    Peridot: **tries to chloroforme self once again**
    Lapis: **slaps it out of le hand** dOnT dO iT aGaIn! >:0

    • @nape_141
      @nape_141 4 роки тому +2

      "I chloroformed myself Didn't I?"

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому

      @@nape_141 yeah....*tries to do it agin* DONT DO IT AGAIN!!

  • @Lhlmarques
    @Lhlmarques 4 роки тому +20

    I really can't believe on how fitting this is...

  • @cometapollo
    @cometapollo 4 роки тому +381

    Peri: Mom, dad, IM GAY OWO
    Lapis: THATS NOT WHAT WERE DOING-
    Edit: 90 LIKES IN 2 HOURS?! GODAMN

  • @appleghasppp6963
    @appleghasppp6963 3 роки тому +4

    "I'm from the future tell him hes ugly!" "You're Chubby!"

  • @neilphilip2130
    @neilphilip2130 4 роки тому +15

    Future peridot: I’m from the future tell him he’s ugly
    Peridot: YA CHUBBY
    Lapis: you can’t even get that right
    😂

  • @dareiphobiamod525
    @dareiphobiamod525 4 роки тому +44

    When I can't tell somebody I love them
    0:22

  • @dilly-dally-mations6851
    @dilly-dally-mations6851 4 роки тому +30

    "I am dating your sister"
    "That's fine" *gets shot*
    Whoops!!!

  • @qzaomarjlol6043
    @qzaomarjlol6043 4 роки тому +8

    I love how smooth the animation is and how the lip sync just fits.

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 2 роки тому +4

    I’m so happy I found this. Glad a timeless classic is getting the love it deserves.

  • @smae98
    @smae98 3 роки тому +10

    “I think that went well”
    “You threw up and we both left”
    “Eh, It’s all in the past”
    “It was literally 30 seconds ago”
    “That’s a matter of opinion”
    “No it isn’t”

  • @iamgitchtrap7711
    @iamgitchtrap7711 4 роки тому +36

    *peridot chloroforms herself*
    Peridot: *YEH*
    Also Peridot: * commits mouth cloth *

  • @lapislazuli3884
    @lapislazuli3884 4 роки тому +141

    Peridot: Mom, Dad I’m Gay! UwU
    Me: *[WRONG! I hope-]*

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 4 роки тому +5

    "WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!"
    You mean her limb enhancers.

  • @KaganCreations
    @KaganCreations 3 роки тому +2

    I fucking love old tomska, thank you for this masterpiece

  • @chainlink2459
    @chainlink2459 2 роки тому +2

    I can appreciate this video a lot more now that I’ve actually seen Steven Universe.

  • @degenerate5775
    @degenerate5775 4 роки тому +11

    “Clod.”-peridot

  • @zira274
    @zira274 4 роки тому +37

    *Аfter* *a* *whole* *minute* *of* *bad* *recognition* :
    -Yeah , Chris will never find out about us
    -Oudf ,tHatS wHat wE doiNg
    Classic Peridot

  • @Foible
    @Foible 4 роки тому +5

    The animation is so smooth and beautiful, but as a whole it reminds me of how bad I am at trying to talk to my crushs but it goes well :')

  • @marcus4424
    @marcus4424 4 роки тому +3

    A Tomska classic. And you've honored it well. Thank you for this

  • @nickgiosanchez2675
    @nickgiosanchez2675 24 дні тому +3

    DON'T SHOOT HIM THATS A CRIME

  • @karlyuchka7004
    @karlyuchka7004 4 роки тому +21

    Why is noone talking that Peridot is without glasses?
    I'm about old version.

  • @cursedfounder2052
    @cursedfounder2052 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm from the future tell him he's ugly!"

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 3 роки тому +5

    "Tell him he's ugly!"
    "YER CHUBBY!"
    I fucking lost my shit at that 🤣

  • @averyalexander2528
    @averyalexander2528 3 роки тому +2

    It is amazing how perfectly lapis and peridot fit in this

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Рік тому +1

    0:50 I love she just joins in, no hesitantion

  • @apertureAI-jw1iz
    @apertureAI-jw1iz 4 роки тому +4

    I never realized how much I missed Limb Enhancer Peridot. (I like how her blaster randomly ejects a shell.)

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 3 роки тому +7

    As someone who has younger sisters, let me just say that if shooting me did anything, my sisters wouldn't have left anyone for you to confess your relationship status to.

  • @MaxineInYourWifi
    @MaxineInYourWifi 3 роки тому +9

    The funniest part is that chloroform isn’t like in the movies so you have to hold the chloroform to someone’s face for 10 minutes or more so that means that peri had it up to her face for a whole 10 minutes and she just now passed out

  • @Insightful_Fox
    @Insightful_Fox 2 роки тому +1

    "Yeeeah never gonna find out about us"
    "OH THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING!"

  • @phykoha
    @phykoha 4 роки тому +1

    I love this so much- They’re so chaotic,,, It’s perfect and they’d totally act like that.

  • @littleone7517
    @littleone7517 4 роки тому +9

    Omg 1:08 Peridot whyyyyy 😂

  • @EpicNuggetwashere
    @EpicNuggetwashere 4 роки тому +6

    It’s not that weird sense literally every gem has a relationship

  • @holup4990
    @holup4990 4 роки тому +3

    "Mom, dad, I'M STRAIGHT"
    "WRONG! i hope"

  • @startheumbreon2764
    @startheumbreon2764 4 роки тому +2

    "Where are you legs!" XD

  • @peterjackbouteiller2812
    @peterjackbouteiller2812 3 роки тому +1

    I love this this is freaking amazing and the sounds fits so well with them! This is Perfect

  • @aiiiia9971
    @aiiiia9971 4 роки тому +31

    Wait lol he's gay but he is dating her? What xD
    Also the little details like the legs and the "you from the future" really fit Peridot lol

    • @Turbotastic69
      @Turbotastic69 4 роки тому +4

      It’s a joke

    • @kerubim402
      @kerubim402 4 роки тому +2

      Peridot is a female so the voice don't match and audio fron tomska

    • @avocadox2730
      @avocadox2730 4 роки тому

      that’s why she said wrong

  • @bluked9600
    @bluked9600 4 роки тому +14

    Why does this give me so many invader zim vibes?

    • @bluepearl7243
      @bluepearl7243 4 роки тому

      I was literally about to do a invader Zim animation of this with dib and Zim-

  • @Amoral_Crow
    @Amoral_Crow 4 роки тому +16

    This is clever af and i love it. Lapidot forever sorry amydot shippers.

  • @tonyvazquez3542
    @tonyvazquez3542 4 роки тому +2

    Change peridot and lapis with those voices is hilarious

  • @MaskFaceStup1dP4nc4kes
    @MaskFaceStup1dP4nc4kes 3 роки тому +1

    i was just reading the title out loud and it was like:
    "IF I SHOOT HIM we- wait, *what-* "

  • @FluffyCucumber_
    @FluffyCucumber_ 4 роки тому +6

    0:49
    _You tought I was going to ask you where were your legs,BUT IT WAS ME,_ *ДЮ!*

  • @chickenflippers
    @chickenflippers 4 роки тому +9

    I just remembered I liked lapidot a lot when peridot had her limbs. Short peridot does not pair well with lapis, imo. Very cute animation!

  • @thebotfly5229
    @thebotfly5229 3 роки тому +3

    I love how everyone in the comments just repeats the jokes, just in case i was deaf for a minute and 25 seconds

  • @johncarnett2668
    @johncarnett2668 3 роки тому +1

    I love this. Very good, 10/10. Thank you for linking the original creator, as some people don't have the brain cells to do that, apparently. If you didn't, I would have lost my shit, as the creator for this skit had a friend who died due to cancer.

  • @BillyBobJoe-p4h
    @BillyBobJoe-p4h 10 місяців тому +2

    _(Shoots them on purpose)_ *_"Whoops!"_*

  • @blueberrytoastart7698
    @blueberrytoastart7698 4 роки тому +5

    *Sees worst teacher*
    Me:Peridot friend:Lapis 0:38-0:40

  • @derpiedoxie
    @derpiedoxie 4 роки тому +32

    0:49
    I’m german and it took me six months to realise that she said “ich habe sex mit deiner Schwester”
    Why is this so funny to me?

    • @Scrittlescrattle
      @Scrittlescrattle 4 роки тому +11

      Could you give a translation please?

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 Рік тому

      ​@@ScrittlescrattleI have ___ with you sister

    • @todaystheday6823
      @todaystheday6823 8 місяців тому

      @@Scrittlescrattle “I have sex with your sister.” Is what he said

    • @The-Omniveiwer
      @The-Omniveiwer 6 місяців тому

      @@ScrittlescrattleI think it translates to “Can I have sex with your sister” and Lapis responses with “Nein” which means no

  • @margolinotactually2929
    @margolinotactually2929 4 роки тому +21

    Did you animate this on flipaclip?? If so...
    *THIS IS A MASTERPIECE*

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 3 роки тому +2

    I've watched this five times in the last three days. I can't get tired of it.

  • @sennyside
    @sennyside 19 днів тому +1

    GOD this is such a classic video