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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Sherlock Holmes got nothin' on me.
    Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Featuring Alice Ann Stacey ( / aliceannstacey )
    Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
    Co-Directed and Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
    Cinematography by Benedict Spence (www.benedictspence.com)
    Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalsmith )
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
    Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
    Costume & Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
    Camera Assistance by David O'Quigley ( / topianguy )
    TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
    Twitter ( / thetomska )
    Facebook ( thetomska)
    Tumblr ( / thetomska )
    Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
    Special thanks to Sammy Paul for being the bestest extra ever.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 4 роки тому +12955

    Possible endings to a Tomska video:
    - Freeze frame
    - Perfectly cut scream
    - Someone dying

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake 4 роки тому +350

      Romil You forgot the horse mask gag

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh 4 роки тому +186

      @@YoyIeCake those end with a freeze frame or someone dying every time

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake 4 роки тому +57

      Romil Fair enough

    • @titan5642
      @titan5642 4 роки тому +32

      @@romilrh I LOVE IT

    • @vanillastuff8570
      @vanillastuff8570 4 роки тому +25

      Or the pictures goes away
      Ham:oh where did the picture go
      Me: in the hole
      ( BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

  • @kamikat5354
    @kamikat5354 5 років тому +8874

    “The government is bees”
    That actually explains a lot

    • @MaddieD_R
      @MaddieD_R 5 років тому +142

      *grab hands* ThE GoVeRnMeNt Is BEES "mad cop" I lOvE YoU *lets hands go*
      Me: now that was funny

    • @nikfrolov13
      @nikfrolov13 5 років тому +13

      Like That "Bbbbbbbbbbb"))))):)

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 5 років тому +15

      Buzz buzz buzz
      Translation:no it doesn't

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 5 років тому +9

      of course ITS SO CLEAR NOW

    • @Dante48909
      @Dante48909 5 років тому +12

      Preserve bees? ... Hah, nice try government.

  • @DystopianOverture
    @DystopianOverture 4 роки тому +5127

    And after that Elliott now attends weekly therapy sessions.

    • @sandramedrano3429
      @sandramedrano3429 3 роки тому +21

      lmao

    • @NghiaNguyen-hq2im
      @NghiaNguyen-hq2im 3 роки тому +75

      You mean Johnny knifes

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 роки тому +57

      @@NghiaNguyen-hq2im you mean Johnny knives*

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 3 роки тому +46

      @@e-6668 You mean Johnny Knives.
      Names need capitalisation.

    • @sundaeanimations
      @sundaeanimations 3 роки тому +20

      @@NghiaNguyen-hq2im the person who was playing Johnny Knives was Elliot Gough

  • @monke3719
    @monke3719 2 роки тому +1636

    My new head canon is that they didn’t tell Elliot anything and that at the end was his genuine reaction

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 роки тому +2062

    "Ye ben naugteh"

    • @solaire67
      @solaire67 3 роки тому +9

      No

    • @MonkeyDGooner
      @MonkeyDGooner 3 роки тому +24

      pixel you are on every single fucking video that i watch

    • @AzuCAFFEINE
      @AzuCAFFEINE 3 роки тому +7

      @@MonkeyDGooner same

    • @cgtheartist
      @cgtheartist 3 роки тому +2

      No u

    • @AvidEscaper
      @AvidEscaper 3 роки тому +2

      @@MonkeyDGooner it's like amogus, but pixelcraftian

  • @seanchan7167
    @seanchan7167 3 роки тому +2730

    4 clothes changes later:
    Suspect: fine fine I'll confess wtf is this torture

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 4 роки тому +10073

    I’m amazed that guy managed to hold his composure as long as he did...

    • @MagMattock
      @MagMattock 4 роки тому +216

      I wouldve broke on sad cop

    • @hellostyx816
      @hellostyx816 4 роки тому +47

      Honestly

    • @minemaster1337
      @minemaster1337 4 роки тому +94

      I think that's Elliot Gough of ElliotExplicit

    • @peepers811
      @peepers811 4 роки тому +16

      Minemaster 1337 it is but we never said anything about who the cast are

    • @Wavewave3161
      @Wavewave3161 4 роки тому +33

      He probably laughed when they left the room

  • @blujayvox87
    @blujayvox87 3 роки тому +3246

    1:35
    "Not bad..."
    "🅐︎🅛︎🅢︎🅞︎, I am a jellybean!"
    "Have you _seen_ my penguins?"
    "THE GOVERNMENT IS *BEES!!"*

  • @KickThePj
    @KickThePj 10 років тому +4403

    god damn that was hilarious.

    • @K3ZZO
      @K3ZZO 10 років тому +19

      - KickThePj, 2014

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 10 років тому +13

      DefectiveVision "The quotation stamp was unnecessary"- Me, 2014.

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 10 років тому +8

      CMDanaher "Or was it?..." -IGN, 2014

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 10 років тому +8

      peacefulltoucan "yes"- Morgan Freeman, 1994.

    • @bb010g
      @bb010g 10 років тому +3

      I laughed a lot more at this than at adsfmovie8. That's...ok?
      At least Tom's still funny. Hopefully he'll get better ones out now that he's stable.

  • @lancemycocayanan9512
    @lancemycocayanan9512 4 роки тому +19830

    I mean, Tom is doing what he's told. He's literally being a bad cop

  • @Ermguyssssss
    @Ermguyssssss 3 роки тому +5218

    Moral of the story: “THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!!”

    • @DagstheManiac
      @DagstheManiac 3 роки тому +25

      Y E A S

    • @234o93
      @234o93 3 роки тому +64

      ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?!

    • @dg2.042
      @dg2.042 3 роки тому +30

      Heh……………..
      420

    • @thecoolerbootslap9592
      @thecoolerbootslap9592 3 роки тому +11

      no the moral is "i love you"

    • @coolbugfacts3865
      @coolbugfacts3865 3 роки тому +32

      𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐒

  • @YesItsbee
    @YesItsbee 3 роки тому +563

    "The government is BEEZ"
    Why yes he's right, My brother is currently the president of america

    • @muffin1168
      @muffin1168 3 роки тому +5

      Us muffins will kill your army.

    • @kainholden2001
      @kainholden2001 3 роки тому +5

      @@muffin1168 why would muffins go to war with bees?

    • @muffin1168
      @muffin1168 3 роки тому +5

      @@kainholden2001 the bees could hide their stinger in the muffins, which people eat

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 роки тому

      That’s a how, not a why

    • @mattalevine
      @mattalevine 3 роки тому +4

      Joe Beeden

  • @tarrantkorrin3796
    @tarrantkorrin3796 3 роки тому +9170

    Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line “and enough forensic evidence left behind to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time.” Because that is badass, no two ways about it

    • @JustAYouTubeChannel215
      @JustAYouTubeChannel215 3 роки тому +446

      “The goverment IS B E E S” is a better line

    • @Erix963
      @Erix963 3 роки тому +66

      LMAO i didnt even realise he said that

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 3 роки тому +201

      Right? It's such a raw line, and it comes from a god damn youtube sketch.

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 роки тому +54

      Trumped by: Have you seen my penguin?

    • @nellmoore6901
      @nellmoore6901 3 роки тому +7

      Wryyyyyyy!

  • @gmdtory5172
    @gmdtory5172 4 роки тому +5914

    “That’s plaid cop.”
    Tom: *(Scottish accent) I M S H R E K*

    • @volutedsauce6404
      @volutedsauce6404 4 роки тому +89

      tom somebody once told me

    • @electrokyo9684
      @electrokyo9684 4 роки тому +51

      @@volutedsauce6404 the world is gonna roll me

    • @gmdtory5172
      @gmdtory5172 4 роки тому +48

      VolutedSauce HANDS OFF MY MACARONI

    • @gmdtory5172
      @gmdtory5172 4 роки тому +35

      Edgy Sniper main MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEEEEADDDDD

    • @Wombattlr
      @Wombattlr 4 роки тому +41

      @@gmdtory5172 "He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb raising up, pointed straight at his forehead" - Eye Witness

  • @mynameislara8602
    @mynameislara8602 8 років тому +6105

    Imagine going to jail and witnessing all this

  • @badtimeswithalphys3444
    @badtimeswithalphys3444 Рік тому +286

    1:52 *"Why don't we both be bad cop"*
    her: *"You. Are. Genius."*

    • @SAEshorts
      @SAEshorts 10 місяців тому +9

      When you and your friend decide to do something stupid because you're bored:

  • @crabstickz
    @crabstickz 10 років тому +445

    HAHA this is the craziest you've ever been! Brill

    • @u1m1a
      @u1m1a 10 років тому +3

      CHRIS

    • @jayvernon1339
      @jayvernon1339 10 років тому +3

      Both of you guys are still the best people on the internet to me. Tomska and Chris! You are both awesome xD

    • @joshk.
      @joshk. 10 років тому +1

      HUNDREDTH LIKE! BOOYAH "BICHES" (whoever guesses the reference first wins)

    • @joshk.
      @joshk. 10 років тому +2

      ***** Congrats fine sir, you have won the internet. And a virtual cookie.

    • @sierraacharlie
      @sierraacharlie 4 роки тому

      ...iant!

  • @jimyan83
    @jimyan83 4 роки тому +3186

    ‘’Wait,... why don’t we both be bad cop.”
    “YeAh!”
    “yEah!”
    *5 seconds later*
    “YO, YA IN PRISON!!

    • @ericsonbruh
      @ericsonbruh 4 роки тому +33

      Thomas had seen everything. It was time for him to go.

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 роки тому +10

      @@ericsonbruh Literally.

    • @nekorubu
      @nekorubu 4 роки тому +4

      *confused screaming*

    • @Nobody-jn2zy
      @Nobody-jn2zy 4 роки тому +1

      Ha!

  • @bleachcan1132
    @bleachcan1132 3 роки тому +8784

    I could tell Elliot was smiling during the “sad cop” part

  • @thegamingkirby8696
    @thegamingkirby8696 3 роки тому +121

    If only police interrogations were like this in real life...

  • @zapcraftihoof8318
    @zapcraftihoof8318 5 років тому +3814

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the answer to everything is Bees
    *THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES*

  • @astrocat3299
    @astrocat3299 5 років тому +5656

    Tomska: * is cool detective, showing crime records *
    Me: ok
    Tomska: AnD tHe GoVeRnMeNt iS bEeS!
    Me: *dies*

  • @hunterblanchard6538
    @hunterblanchard6538 5 років тому +902

    2:01
    I love how this poor bastard was immediately terrified of the situation

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 4 роки тому +48

      BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLYBEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARD

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 4 роки тому +23

      NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!!

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 4 роки тому +16

      SKATEBOARDS!!!

    • @hunterblanchard6538
      @hunterblanchard6538 4 роки тому +12

      humanbou 96 AAAAAAH

    • @LEMONGREASY
      @LEMONGREASY 4 роки тому +10

      @@hunterblanchard6538 _happy music plays_

  • @A_Shoeshop
    @A_Shoeshop Рік тому +39

    0:50 I love the attempt to make a bagpipe out of props

    • @saltysunflowersugar7826
      @saltysunflowersugar7826 2 місяці тому +1

      OMG i didn’t even realize that wasn’t a real bagpipe until you pointed it out 🤣

  • @BigDogBandit
    @BigDogBandit 8 років тому +604

    to be fair, all of those would be pretty bad cops.

    • @raedoodles4974
      @raedoodles4974 8 років тому +39

      HA HA HA I GET IT

    • @OverlordGrape
      @OverlordGrape 7 років тому +22

      BEAUTIFUL

    • @nadiakim1
      @nadiakim1 7 років тому +1

      Am i happy? I don't know. I sure am lonely, though. 11 OUT OF 10 BEST JOKE

    • @sananaryon4061
      @sananaryon4061 7 років тому +5

      No, they would be rad

    • @ajleenexl7023
      @ajleenexl7023 7 років тому +1

      unclassified loner no they are terible.
      Later.......
      Oh its a joke im stupid

  • @mistycle1538
    @mistycle1538 4 роки тому +3035

    “The government is bees”
    That explains why there is so much *buzz* over presidential elections.

    • @wobwokbwobwowk6561
      @wobwokbwobwowk6561 4 роки тому +20

      Bahahaha this comment needs more likes im laughing so hard rn 😂😂😂

    • @midnightshifted
      @midnightshifted 4 роки тому +4

      @Douglas Bonbeck forget it. I'm not getting into another UA-cam argument.

    • @LemonDissociation
      @LemonDissociation 4 роки тому +9

      I feel they have some kind of hive mind

    • @sheldondowning958
      @sheldondowning958 4 роки тому +6

      Eeeyyy (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

    • @l0v3ly54
      @l0v3ly54 4 роки тому +4

      The puns

  • @smolpawsq5990
    @smolpawsq5990 7 років тому +2195

    ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES

    • @smolpawsq5990
      @smolpawsq5990 7 років тому +16

      Andrew Stambaugh I LOVE YOU

    • @mazok7505
      @mazok7505 7 років тому +5

      how'd i do?

    • @smolpawsq5990
      @smolpawsq5990 7 років тому +3

      Mazok Last name TERRIBLY

    • @smolpawsq5990
      @smolpawsq5990 7 років тому +3

      Mazok Last name Look why don't you be good cop and then I'll be bad cop

    • @wassnowbird1234
      @wassnowbird1234 7 років тому

      TordKat I love ya

  • @MegaAstroFan18
    @MegaAstroFan18 3 роки тому +64

    There's something to be admired about how well Tom managed to do the rad cop without letting the pogs fall out his hand. I know they're not big, but he's flailing that hand around quite a bit.

  • @twotime463
    @twotime463 5 років тому +8317

    He really is a *BAD* cop.

  • @jellybandit774
    @jellybandit774 10 років тому +1653

    to all the people commenting on the physical appearance of a guy who is simply trying to provide you with entertainment and bring a smile to your face, do you ever look at your comment and think "hey i'm part of the problem....maybe i should have just kept that thought to myself"?

    • @IntelligentReality
      @IntelligentReality 10 років тому +18

      No, you are part of the problem. People should be able to voice their opinions whether they are positive or negative.

    • @432neptune
      @432neptune 10 років тому +96

      IntelligentReality Not when people are rude. Negetive opinions are bad when they don't help. You don't just make people feel bad when it just makes them feel worse.

    • @IntelligentReality
      @IntelligentReality 10 років тому +7

      Have you never been on the internet before? It's full of negativity and trolling. To acknowledge or try to stop it is just stupid.

    • @thesilverw0lf
      @thesilverw0lf 10 років тому +69

      IntelligentReality
      So that should stop us from trying to be decent human beings? ¬_¬' Just because a bunch of people are idiots doesn't mean that you can't be the first to set an example. Trolling won't stop, of course not, but it's better than just holding your hands up and being completely accepting of their BS or joining in. Unless you openly encourage the participation of abusing people over the internet like a coward simply because they're behind a monitor. [*rolls eyes*]

    • @njb4093
      @njb4093 10 років тому +17

      IntelligentReality Sure they can, but that also means we're allowed to say that we think people are being dicks. Works both ways, really.

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 4 роки тому +4471

    Tom:
    (Actually does good at being bad)
    Other person:
    “Not bad!”
    Tom:
    *I can fix that*

    • @edwardsheeran9220
      @edwardsheeran9220 4 роки тому +40

      I was just hanging around UA-cam, and checking through the comments, and saw yours, because I was very tired, I though I would check out your channel. Needless to say, I am not disappointed.

    • @galaxyforeveryt1837
      @galaxyforeveryt1837 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @sundaeanimations
      @sundaeanimations 3 роки тому +11

      Her name is Alice Ann Stacey who also voiced Kate and Lucy from Crash Zoom

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 3 роки тому +10

      I wish he did CHAD cop

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert 3 роки тому +2

      Tom:
      *I can make it that way.*

  • @loyalfrog4864
    @loyalfrog4864 3 роки тому +53

    1:12 payday 2?!

    • @tamedflame8174
      @tamedflame8174 Рік тому +1

      "Let's grab our shotguns! Let's *have soME FUN!*"

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 4 роки тому +1845

    "Also the government is BEES!"
    thats....weirdly relatable

    • @amiwaite4591
      @amiwaite4591 4 роки тому +11

      The goverment is kinda bad now ngl

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 4 роки тому +2

      Why?

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 4 роки тому +7

      @@QwilSchirmer Because it's true

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 4 роки тому +1

      Ah, I didn't consider that :P

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 4 роки тому +5

      Qwil yeah that was a truly great argument. Good thing we discussed that. :)

  • @sophv3446
    @sophv3446 8 років тому +1725

    "When I was 12 I peed on my dog, and all over his little dog face.." I DIED

    • @peterkristo4448
      @peterkristo4448 8 років тому

      rip

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 8 років тому +1

      +Peter Kristo (PeterGlassJar) when's the funeral?

    • @gomus2329
      @gomus2329 8 років тому

      +MrTagnan tomorrow

    • @gomus2329
      @gomus2329 8 років тому

      +MrTagnan tomorrow

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 8 років тому

      +Stevedoesstuff SHIT GET YOUR THING!! WE NEED TO PACK NOW

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 роки тому +1038

    "Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal..."
    "Not bad!"
    But wait, didn't you tell him to be bad cop? Now you're saying he's 'not bad'?

    • @SporkleBM
      @SporkleBM 4 роки тому +55

      I think that mightve been the thing that caused transition to mad cop from the actual bad cop (or not)

    • @boostergaming2080
      @boostergaming2080 4 роки тому +4

      He wasn't bad cop he was mad cop.

    • @australiankappa8123
      @australiankappa8123 3 роки тому +10

      @@boostergaming2080 He was bad cop for a second, then he transitioned once she said "NOT BAD" aka his brain was like oh not bad cop so mad cop.

    • @shy-griff6357
      @shy-griff6357 2 роки тому +1

      Perhaps she could’ve chosen her words better.

  • @skerpderp385
    @skerpderp385 3 роки тому +35

    that seems like hell compared to prison

  • @gremlinteddy
    @gremlinteddy 4 роки тому +3541

    “also, i am a jelly bean!”
    “have you seen my penguins?”
    *“the government is bees!”*

  • @airbending_sith
    @airbending_sith 5 років тому +1668

    0:50 when you learn you're 1% Scottish

    • @HeyGun7777
      @HeyGun7777 5 років тому +43

      Alan Leone-Bridges *I AM SHREEEK*

    • @gabigobro3371
      @gabigobro3371 5 років тому +5

      HeyGun - Haygen lad a xD aassxsx

    • @mappyo
      @mappyo 5 років тому +10

      I'm 54% Scottish and 46% british

    • @HeyGun7777
      @HeyGun7777 5 років тому +2

      Rubber Chicken no one asked

    • @mappyo
      @mappyo 5 років тому +1

      @@HeyGun7777 kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibivxxbiopsdpo fic ripfceih0u8r3cr 7h7h84f5378h5f7h84ftu9h8t4f3ubio3tf4uhlkrfefdhntfhggjgj

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 6 років тому +825

    When I was twelve I peed on my dog.
    Right on his little dog face.

  • @debjeetnath6901
    @debjeetnath6901 6 років тому +2081

    Tom- Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.
    Alice- That's Dad Cop...WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!
    Tom- Ya bin naughty!

    • @trolek852
      @trolek852 6 років тому +17

      It actually fits

    • @deadhawk7179
      @deadhawk7179 5 років тому +12

      Can’t get the image out now...

    • @DanMiniScruff
      @DanMiniScruff 5 років тому +4

      Yes I too watched the video and know the quote

    • @guillaumecomeau9436
      @guillaumecomeau9436 5 років тому +3

      Debjeet Dragneel : The UA-cam Dragon Slayer I read it at that moment. Never thought that would actually happen, but here we are.

    • @mhillxK
      @mhillxK 5 років тому +1

      if tom became a real dad

  • @thescrout9831
    @thescrout9831 5 років тому +1088

    As a Scottish person, that accent was spot on and i can't stop laughing
    0:49

  • @null0-q6j
    @null0-q6j 5 років тому +3807

    “WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?”
    “In the hole”
    🕳

    • @vegetableman8871
      @vegetableman8871 5 років тому +86

      The orb stole her clothes
      🧥⚪️

    • @tock2072
      @tock2072 5 років тому +32

      *cough *
      Ahem
      *memes*

    • @richardbuechel5567
      @richardbuechel5567 5 років тому +22

      DUUUUUUUN

    • @crazyroundman7049
      @crazyroundman7049 5 років тому +7

      Ok srsly what is this hole everyone keeps talking about? Is it a reference to something? I have to know.

    • @braindamage9433
      @braindamage9433 5 років тому +7

      @@crazyroundman7049 m.ua-cam.com/video/bAIbvlobWDM/v-deo.html

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 7 місяців тому +8

    “The government is bees”
    This quote has lived rent free in my mind for years.

  • @toning338
    @toning338 3 роки тому +1720

    “Johnny your mother and I are very disappointed with you”
    “That’s dad cop. Where are my clothes?”
    “You’ve been naughty”

    • @petermultiverse2867
      @petermultiverse2867 3 роки тому +10

      It was perfectly 300 likes...**I messed it up**

    • @OrganicMilkGang
      @OrganicMilkGang 3 роки тому +8

      @@petermultiverse2867 now it’s an even number because I liked it

    • @Medichips-ws5oj
      @Medichips-ws5oj 3 роки тому +7

      I don't like where this is going

    • @toning338
      @toning338 3 роки тому +1

      @@petermultiverse2867 how dare you

    • @reignoffire377
      @reignoffire377 3 роки тому +2

      0:51 I'm Shrek

  • @acherryblossom1909
    @acherryblossom1909 3 роки тому +1568

    “Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya”
    “That's dad cop.. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES”
    “Ya bin naughty”

    • @Samantha-Who-Writes
      @Samantha-Who-Writes 3 роки тому +49

      "I am *S H R E K* "

    • @GiaIsNotHere
      @GiaIsNotHere 3 роки тому +15

      *proceeds to point at knee pad*

    • @idontknowwhatiamdoin
      @idontknowwhatiamdoin 3 роки тому +6

      *proceeds to do a billy cosby Impression*

    • @DaniloDoesStuff
      @DaniloDoesStuff 3 роки тому +6

      jonathan mcneil, street name ‘johnny knives’. Born december 18th 1987 to annie and hamish mcneil, both deceased.

    • @anthonygaming5808
      @anthonygaming5808 3 роки тому +4

      1st arrest, age 14, 2 counts of car theft, 4 counts of breaking and entering, and 1 count of assulting a police officer with a knife.

  • @diceLibrarian
    @diceLibrarian 5 років тому +973

    BREAKING BAD'S A GOOD SHOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS? THE GOVERNMENT IS PENGUINS! I AM BEES

    • @GreenStoneKnight
      @GreenStoneKnight 5 років тому +20

      *gut wrenching scream* I CONFEEEEESS

    • @AmaticXLII
      @AmaticXLII 4 роки тому +12

      *CHEERFUL MUSIC :D*

    • @null0-q6j
      @null0-q6j 4 роки тому +3

      I love mixed stuff

    • @xuavy5036
      @xuavy5036 4 роки тому +1

      Also i am a jelly been, have you seen my penguins, the goverment is bees!

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 4 роки тому

      I've never seen anyone get a quote so wrong in my life.

  • @ashtonmartin3419
    @ashtonmartin3419 2 роки тому +8

    "Where are my clothes???"
    Tom: "In the hole"

  • @notinuse6740
    @notinuse6740 7 років тому +184

    T H E G O V E R M E N T I S B E E S

  • @cosmo8192
    @cosmo8192 6 років тому +1608

    Bin naughty

    • @vgm_29
      @vgm_29 6 років тому +5

      Eryn Animates bin naughtin

    • @bananajam2208
      @bananajam2208 6 років тому +7

      Eryn Animates iM SHREK

    • @sock5555
      @sock5555 6 років тому +1

      iach bin naughty

    • @invisi.
      @invisi. 6 років тому

      youfe bin laden

    • @dominickeijzer5844
      @dominickeijzer5844 6 років тому

      There seems to be a yandere saying something about bins in the comments.

  • @jamescole4317
    @jamescole4317 8 років тому +870

    dad cop saying "you've been naughty" is my favourite part of the whole video

    • @teamfirefly2300
      @teamfirefly2300 8 років тому +10

      BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW IM A JELLY BEAN I GOT A SKATEBOARDS
      **scream**

    • @znoxr
      @znoxr 8 років тому +2

      +Team Firefly Have you seen mah jelly beans?

    • @Cactusflowerzz
      @Cactusflowerzz 8 років тому +1

      IM SHREEKK is my favorite part😂

    • @rose-em4un
      @rose-em4un 8 років тому +3

      Mine is "The government is BEES."

    • @zpinn8242
      @zpinn8242 8 років тому +2

      That Dad cop, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?

  • @pokepuppy1856
    @pokepuppy1856 3 роки тому +17

    2:00 reminds me of when they would torture confessions out of criminals

  • @theclownrefuted1597
    @theclownrefuted1597 7 років тому +902

    "lets both be bad cop!"
    *a series of both people saying 'yea' for a couple seconds*
    *Bursts in*
    "BreAkIn BAds a GoOd ShoW!"

    • @berserkdatagaming
      @berserkdatagaming 6 років тому +37

      Jayven Jones hAvE YoU SeEn mY JeLlYpEnGuInS

    • @Magma_Seb
      @Magma_Seb 6 років тому +14

      "No! I confess! *I CONFESS!!* "

    • @riz1567
      @riz1567 6 років тому +4

      BrEaKiN bAdS a GoOd ShOw!!!!!

    • @moonlight_dulcet
      @moonlight_dulcet 6 років тому +2

      BrEakIN bAd'S a gOOd ShOw hAVe YoU seEn My JELlY beANs??

    • @bouk6989
      @bouk6989 6 років тому +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @brs1290
    @brs1290 3 роки тому +822

    "You be good cop, I'll be bad cop"
    They actually delivered that promise

  • @MrAntoineDaniel
    @MrAntoineDaniel 10 років тому +709

    Fantastic ! The skateboard is the new horsemask !

    • @MrRMIste
      @MrRMIste 10 років тому +6

      Rien ne remplacera jamais le horsemask...

    • @salahopethist
      @salahopethist 10 років тому +2

      Est ce que Richard fais du Skateborads ?

    • @oboe_hobo
      @oboe_hobo 10 років тому +5

      dakikong
      Get lost already. Speaking English isn't one of UA-cam's guidelines. If you can't stand not understanding two comments, then good luck with life.

    • @Z9Sword
      @Z9Sword 10 років тому

      A quand le prochain What The Cut? :'(

    • @iAlexxGeek
      @iAlexxGeek 10 років тому +1

      Je parle français sur une vidéo anglaise et j'emmerde les rageux :D
      Au fait salut Antoine !

  • @faucethose9734
    @faucethose9734 3 роки тому +8

    The ending will always get me every time.
    AlSo hAve YoU SEen mY JeLlybeANs?!

  • @Acidemonz
    @Acidemonz 5 років тому +407

    "Also Im a Jelly bean!
    Have you seen my penguins?
    The goverment is bees
    I luv you" - Tomska 2k14

    • @pkjammy5794
      @pkjammy5794 4 роки тому +3

      Favorite part of this whole video

    • @cyanide2813
      @cyanide2813 4 роки тому +2

      basically an asdf movie material

  • @sixxiom1142
    @sixxiom1142 7 років тому +585

    OYY HaVe yOu sEEn mY jElLy bEaNs????!

  • @yourhomie7888
    @yourhomie7888 7 років тому +563

    ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?! THE GOVERMENT IS BEEEEESSSS!!!!.......I LOVE YOU.

    • @intensitydigital
      @intensitydigital 6 років тому +5

      yay an ace Ventura reference

    • @Michael-eg3rs
      @Michael-eg3rs 6 років тому +1

      Mad Cop great...

    • @someman66
      @someman66 6 років тому

      That's my favorite part.

    • @hyddra8928
      @hyddra8928 6 років тому

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @kylefoust7127
      @kylefoust7127 6 років тому

      random kid The government is bees! Oddshop anyone?

  • @shadowstriker6506
    @shadowstriker6506 3 роки тому +13

    I just understood “bad cop”
    He’s a bad cop.
    As in, terrible at being a cop
    How many times have I watched this and just now realized?

    • @zedcoeur7002
      @zedcoeur7002 2 місяці тому

      Its even crazier when you realize the good cop, after Tom does a good “bad cop”, says “Not bad”.
      In her mind, she’s saying it as if to say he did a good job.
      In his mind, she’s saying that, as well as the other attempts, wasn’t what she had in mind for a “bad cop”, thus trying something else entirely in hopes that he would surely get it right this time, hence “mad cop”

  • @rusure123
    @rusure123 4 роки тому +287

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe where cops have no idea what their doing.

    • @TacComControl
      @TacComControl 4 роки тому +6

      Mmmmmeanwhile in a parallel universe populated by hyperintelligent jellybean people!!!

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 4 роки тому +19

      You mean our universe?

    • @thecooldude3255
      @thecooldude3255 3 роки тому +2

      @@WhiteScorpio2 hey cops in our world know what they’re doing, they are all focused on killing all minorities, they actually have very good coordination

    • @reichr
      @reichr 3 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile in a parallel universe where Cops are jelly beans

    • @reichr
      @reichr 3 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the government is bees

  • @DoodleNoodle-YT
    @DoodleNoodle-YT 6 років тому +653

    *Meanwhile where the answer to everything is bees*
    Me: Tom, what's the government?
    Tom: THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES.
    Me: Oh, ok.

    • @natalyag8641
      @natalyag8641 5 років тому +1

      YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!

    • @MOTHERWELL4LIFE
      @MOTHERWELL4LIFE 5 років тому +1

      The government is in the hole

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 років тому

      "So, is our child a boy or girl?"

    • @thisguy512
      @thisguy512 5 років тому

      THEY PUT HORNET VENOM IN OUR CHILDREN'S VACCINES

    • @yoni5780
      @yoni5780 2 роки тому

      @@yeethittter1285 BEES

  • @thepomegranate5323
    @thepomegranate5323 9 років тому +547

    "Also, I am a jellybean! Have you seen my penguins? The government is bees! I love you"
    - Mad Cop 2014

    • @job407
      @job407 9 років тому

      * dead Guy noise * what Cop is this

    • @job407
      @job407 9 років тому +2

      ***** dead cop definiently dead cop

    • @eonprime8538
      @eonprime8538 9 років тому +9

      FINALLY A QUOTE FOR MY YEARBOOK IN HUGH SCHOOLL

    • @jackbarnard-smith6516
      @jackbarnard-smith6516 9 років тому

      lol that was the funniest part

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 9 років тому +1

      Jericho Tambong the government is bees yeah that'll go great in your year book

  • @EricIsntSmart
    @EricIsntSmart 3 роки тому +7

    I like that it mentions the criminal being in a gambling ring, which confirms that he is the same character in the "I dont know" video, both in character and in actor

  • @broadcastsinthedark5213
    @broadcastsinthedark5213 4 роки тому +125

    “Plaid Cop”
    “Knee Pad cop”
    *inhale*
    “Abadbillcosbyimpersonatortryingtoexplaintheplotofbreakingbadcop”

    • @maxilexia6820
      @maxilexia6820 4 роки тому +7

      So the dads from Malcolm in the Middle.

    • @bbqonmytoes
      @bbqonmytoes 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxilexia6820 NO!

  • @jenee9530
    @jenee9530 4 роки тому +781

    “Where are my clothes?!”
    *in the hole.*

  • @GenerationHollow
    @GenerationHollow 10 років тому +2648

    The ending had me laughing, great job man

  • @ArtemisTheForestFox
    @ArtemisTheForestFox 3 роки тому +6

    Tom: I am a jellllyybean!
    Tom later:Have you seen my jellybeans

  • @talonssargent4048
    @talonssargent4048 8 років тому +1034

    THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES

  • @MattEvuns
    @MattEvuns 10 років тому +408

    I've just spent a flipping half an hour reporting all the weight comments as inappropriate.
    On the other hand, great video, Tom! I really love the direction the channel's heading!

    • @a_stray_dog
      @a_stray_dog 10 років тому +24

      ***** They have just as much of a right to speak as we all have a right to ask the moderator to make them to shut the fuck up.

    • @theOneAndOnly12384
      @theOneAndOnly12384 10 років тому

      Neapolitan Shark Matt didn't die, Edd did. And STFU!

    • @theOneAndOnly12384
      @theOneAndOnly12384 10 років тому

      Neapolitan Shark I don't go to an elementary school, I go to a proper British High school. And if I'm the same generation as you, doesn't this apply to you too? #RuleBritannia

    • @spoonchad5686
      @spoonchad5686 10 років тому

      im subscribed to you

    • @spodermen4699
      @spodermen4699 10 років тому +3

      Harry Potter you're a wizard harry

  • @JakeSkateboard
    @JakeSkateboard 7 років тому +1159

    For al this time it has been true.
    How could we be so blind?
    The government is, indeed,
    Bees.

  • @somesortacatperson5492
    @somesortacatperson5492 2 роки тому +7

    ‘The government is bees’
    My favourite line and heaven for my friend
    Also Elliot must’ve gone through a lot of trauma in the making of this video

  • @seba6078
    @seba6078 7 років тому +472

    Ey Johnny, crime is totally cool! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda!

  • @MirorR3fl3ction
    @MirorR3fl3ction 6 років тому +385

    Alice: Thats Plaid Cop.
    Tom: IM SHERK!! XD

    • @joshp6061
      @joshp6061 5 років тому +2

      I think he said sheikh

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 10 років тому +432

    Tom got some extra weight
    The sky is blue
    Ice cream is delicious
    Driving while drinking can get you killed
    We are all going to die one day
    Rain is wet
    Pizza hut makes pizza
    ...
    Oh don't mind me guys, i'm just pointing out some obvious things, same as what almost everyone is doing here in the comments but there is really no reason to do it.

    • @ks_trl_
      @ks_trl_ 10 років тому +29

      Oh hey, mind if I contribute?
      We need water to survive.
      Without oxygen, this planet couldn't sustain life.
      Ebola is rapidly spreading
      Burger king makes burgers
      Ice Climbers are adorable
      This comment isn't funny

    • @Doomsday-yo7lh
      @Doomsday-yo7lh 10 років тому

      ***** I'm pretty sure everyone with a penis has done that at some point of their life. Like when they're peeing for example.

    • @MCG55555
      @MCG55555 10 років тому

      findingbuglantis
      Was making a reference to this guy's videos, man.

    • @idoodi100
      @idoodi100 10 років тому +10

      I don't know why but i read that as a poem.

    • @Daninoontje94
      @Daninoontje94 10 років тому +3

      Thebluehydra Yet ebola is one of the slowest spreading diseases ever. HUE.

  • @spectralknightgaming8364
    @spectralknightgaming8364 3 роки тому +5

    Moral of the story: Johnny's bin naughty and Tom is Shrek

  • @kaybrown8512
    @kaybrown8512 7 років тому +408

    "When I was 12 I peed on my dog" lol

  • @ItsArknotArc
    @ItsArknotArc 6 років тому +531

    *ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THR GOVERNMENT IS BEES I LOVE YOU*

  • @EzDyt
    @EzDyt 5 років тому +227

    2:00 OMG I was dying!
    *Breaking Bad is a good show. Have you seen my jelly beans?*

  • @flamelordthebest5874
    @flamelordthebest5874 3 роки тому +7

    1:41 the moment you been waiting for.

  • @AlexHyena1
    @AlexHyena1 5 років тому +186

    1:41
    Mojang releasing the latest Minecraft update

    • @red_ryn_9917
      @red_ryn_9917 4 роки тому +10

      Alex Law “tHe GoVeRnMeNt Is BeEs”

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 4 роки тому +5

      I’m gonna test if 1:42 is closer lol-
      Edit: Ne-

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 4 роки тому +364

    “i’M sHrEk”
    **bagpipes intensify**

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 8 років тому +532

    I JUST REALIZED
    If you were in this interrogation room, with these two cops, and you just suddenly heard:
    yeah
    Yeah
    YEah
    YEAh
    YEAH
    YEAH!
    YEAH!!
    Just repeated "yeahs" in ascending enthusiasm
    YOU WOULD BE TERRIFIED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND

  • @strawberryduck5956
    @strawberryduck5956 3 роки тому +15

    0:35 did he say pog

    • @2006IZ
      @2006IZ 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @devsus
      @devsus Рік тому +3

      bummer

    • @a.pigeon
      @a.pigeon Рік тому +2

      Pogs...
      They were a toy in the 90s

  • @DoodleNoodle-YT
    @DoodleNoodle-YT 6 років тому +337

    **scottish accent** IM SHREK

    • @jazminebrown6543
      @jazminebrown6543 5 років тому +2

      FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!!! TANK YOU!!

    • @wisho-st8rp
      @wisho-st8rp 5 років тому +1

      Finally a comment full of potential

    • @jamesmd9925
      @jamesmd9925 5 років тому

      I though he said "I'm shakes"

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 4 роки тому +344

    ''the goverment are BEEEES!''
    ugh finally someone who agrees

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward 10 років тому +248

    Absolutely excellent

  • @silt7.62
    @silt7.62 2 роки тому +2

    From then on Johnny went through therapy for his life during and after his imprisonment and still has nightmares about the interagation, he soon died of trauma.

  • @ohnobohdie
    @ohnobohdie 7 років тому +216

    T H E G O V E R N M E N T I S B E E S

    • @c4shguy224
      @c4shguy224 6 років тому +2

      THEY'RE NOT LIZARD PEOPLE, THEY'RE BEES

    • @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035
      @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035 6 років тому

      I bet the Order of Nine Angles, who came up with the reptilian thing, are bees too! That would make David Icke bees!

    • @riley_6363
      @riley_6363 6 років тому

      Chromeius I KNEW IT

  • @aaronkennedy7458
    @aaronkennedy7458 4 роки тому +221

    0:47 why is this look so fitting on Tom? He looks like he's supposed to have three kids and a mortgage here and it just... Fits.

  • @laft5375
    @laft5375 7 років тому +146

    "I'm a jelly bean. Have you seen my penguins? The goverment is bees"-Tomska

  • @justaguy4723
    @justaguy4723 2 роки тому +5

    2:01 that was the most terrific thing I have ever witnessed

  • @sniffthecactusduh
    @sniffthecactusduh 7 років тому +165

    0:41 Elliot can't stop from breaking a smile

  • @fancystreams3434
    @fancystreams3434 5 років тому +190

    (Scottish accent with Scottish music) I'M SHREK!

  • @emunebula2975
    @emunebula2975 6 років тому +181

    Woah wait! Johnny McKnives! The knives guy from "I Don't Know" how did never notice lol. Same actor too

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations 5 місяців тому +3

    "i'M SHREK"

  • @CyberCy2
    @CyberCy2 4 роки тому +140

    "He peed on my dog?"
    Love that

  • @libra7635
    @libra7635 8 років тому +181

    I burst out laughing on the first attempt

    • @-CS101-
      @-CS101- 8 років тому

      "When I was 12 I peed on my dog..." XD

    • @skipgames5996
      @skipgames5996 8 років тому +7

      +ThE mArKeD MaN right on his little dog face.
      But my favourite was plad cop mainly because "I'm shrek." XD

  • @titan5642
    @titan5642 5 років тому +165

    The government
    is in the hole.

  • @totallynotveeder5909
    @totallynotveeder5909 3 роки тому +1

    When he sadi “ i peed on my dog” that hit me 😔

  • @rae.kianah
    @rae.kianah 7 років тому +1912

    Poor guy those crazy cops torture him. XD

    • @xavlegm
      @xavlegm 7 років тому +4

      LaughingPotato ikr xD

    • @MrBern-ex3wq
      @MrBern-ex3wq 7 років тому +17

      Don't you mean Mad Cops?

    • @heidiwebster3867
      @heidiwebster3867 7 років тому +13

      LaughingPotato Well now he confess because of how crazy they are

    • @spinxings
      @spinxings 6 років тому

      LaughingPotato well then

    • @I_Eated_The_Soap
      @I_Eated_The_Soap 6 років тому +1

      I would do that