Critters - re:View

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  • @trefen2534
    @trefen2534 3 місяці тому +36

    The coolest thing about the Critters is that they roll around as fuzzy balls. Such a genius way to get around the monumental task of making the puppets move around.

  • @kylefox2397
    @kylefox2397 6 років тому +3120

    Jay came up with the "Critters Bite Back" title WAY too fast to seem spontaneous. He 150% has a fully complete script in a safe at home.

    • @Gingerbread22
      @Gingerbread22 6 років тому +236

      Next to his reboot of Ghoulies.

    • @kylefox2397
      @kylefox2397 6 років тому +182

      And 6 copies of every rerelease of Evil Dead ever made.

    • @kylefox2397
      @kylefox2397 6 років тому +67

      +blindsony2 ...what?

    • @ElimGarakSpoonHead
      @ElimGarakSpoonHead 5 років тому +12

      blindsony2 🖕

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 5 років тому +21

      @@blindsony2 You need a tums.

  • @brianfinlay756
    @brianfinlay756 6 років тому +1230

    Someone has changed the critters wki page to say that Kate Winslet is the voice of a critter

    • @Reptrilian
      @Reptrilian 6 років тому +51

      Nice

    • @fender666gh
      @fender666gh 5 років тому +42

      was it you?

    • @tyedye1107
      @tyedye1107 4 роки тому +43

      >someone

    • @morgothfromangband6082
      @morgothfromangband6082 4 роки тому +37

      James Cameron should change Titanic and create a special edition of the film with Critters on board. He could get some informations by George Lucas how to do this. It's gonna be great!

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 4 роки тому +18

      @@morgothfromangband6082 lucas should have replaced ewoks with critters

  • @aquasloth6832
    @aquasloth6832 5 років тому +625

    Critters Bite Back also needs an Uber-Critter that’s voiced by Jeremy Irons and explains the Critters backstory in a long-winded monologue.

    • @corriblehunt4554
      @corriblehunt4554 4 роки тому +31

      I was not on board with Critters 5, until I read that

    • @rosebudbaxter4671
      @rosebudbaxter4671 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @JRAndrach
      @JRAndrach 4 роки тому +6

      I'm in.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 роки тому +28

      But the monologue has to be in a language that neither the other characters nor the audience speak or have any hope of understanding.

    • @te9591
      @te9591 4 роки тому +4

      Someone needs to use a flamethrower on the giant critter balls to create a dramatic burning visualization. Possible even wire an explosive to one critter as it goes to join the others.

  • @Aenima308
    @Aenima308 4 роки тому +545

    I just called my dad to tell him that Vince Lombardi has a cameo in critters 2. He laughed at me and said he died in 1970. THANKS GUYS

  • @robiu013
    @robiu013 6 років тому +228

    you can tell mike has been working on those critters 5 ideas for decades

    • @damstachizz
      @damstachizz 6 років тому +6

      Should we start a gofundme so he can do it?

    • @Horcrux_maker
      @Horcrux_maker Рік тому +3

      Mike sells Rich's diabetes meds to fund it

  • @MrGgabber
    @MrGgabber 5 років тому +240

    "They have weapons"
    "So what?"
    Blows one away with a shotgun
    "FUCK!!!"
    I remember dying when i saw that as a kid, still funny today

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 2 роки тому +2

      If you want another moment like that, the Vancouver Incident from the Deathworlders web-series is quite similar...

    • @moisturisedgnome1181
      @moisturisedgnome1181 2 роки тому +2

      We used to repeat this line in school ad infinitum. Great memories

    • @governorboltz
      @governorboltz Рік тому +9

      My favorite is in Critters 2, when the one Krite gets its scalp shot off, looks at its reflection in the toaster and says, "bitchin'!" Never fails to make me laugh, and I wish I owned that puppet.

  • @PoeInTheDitch
    @PoeInTheDitch 6 років тому +636

    Jay’s “Ghoulies” t-shirt. Never wear the shirt of the band that you’re going to see. Well played, Jay.

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 4 роки тому +21

      My sister always told me that. And its true

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 4 роки тому +37

      @@HkFinn83 cuz if your there to see a band wearing their shirt is redundant. You dont need to further say you like the band, you already paid to see them

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 4 роки тому +11

      But, to each their own

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 4 роки тому +4

      @@HkFinn83 possiblie

    • @te9591
      @te9591 4 роки тому +16

      Any other rules we should know?

  • @justinfiedler9515
    @justinfiedler9515 5 років тому +127

    Scott Grimes does a lot of voice work, mostly as Steve the son from American Dad.
    Dude's got amazing vocals.

    • @adrianschroeder2798
      @adrianschroeder2798 Рік тому +7

      Tracks since that's a Seth McFarlane joint too

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy Рік тому +2

      Isn't Scott Grimes that 1 time Simspons character who worked with Homer but ends up hating him because Homer's life is so great despite how incompetent he is? I think he ended up electrocuting himself at the end... "I can grab these without harm because IM HOMER SIMPSON and nothing bad ever happens to me" ..... or something like that. That dudes name was Scott Grimes.. right?

    • @guldmattbb473
      @guldmattbb473 Рік тому +2

      @@gyromurphy
      Frank Grimes but that’s close

    • @niclennox2555
      @niclennox2555 11 місяців тому +3

      And now he’s the Dad (Matty) in Ted the series.

    • @LyinOats
      @LyinOats 11 місяців тому +4

      Will always know him as Malarkey from BoB. "Malarkey. Malarkey's slang for bullshit, isn't it?"

  • @jdog_1138
    @jdog_1138 6 років тому +161

    I feel like being here to hear a proper Mike Stoklasa laugh is an honor.

  • @miles4986
    @miles4986 6 років тому +477

    Whenever Mike laughs I feel the need to rewind and watch him do it again. It’s so satisfying.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 років тому +562

    Mike should have compared the Critters to the Tribble. Everyone thought the Tribbles were cute little creatures but it's revealed in DS9 that they were deemed mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire because they were an ecological plague that eats all the food wherever they go and that the Klingons sent a fleet of ships to hunt them down and destroy their homeworld.

    • @BK-ku1zt
      @BK-ku1zt 6 років тому +6

      but were the specifics? if not then go fuck yourself

    • @FromPlsNerf
      @FromPlsNerf 6 років тому +60

      Odo to Worf "Tell me do they still sings songs about the great Tribble hunt?"

    • @HardClumping
      @HardClumping 6 років тому +4

      are you okay?

    • @chonbaquer
      @chonbaquer 6 років тому +4

      @@HardClumping is he okay

    • @Teajryan
      @Teajryan 6 років тому +26

      Star Trek and the spin-offs are actually really good, deep shows with real world themes. I wish I watched it more when I was younger. The episode of Next Generation with the black goo monster was life changing. I didn't know anything about Star Trek, but that goo monster guy scared the goo monster out of me.

  • @Nosmo90
    @Nosmo90 4 роки тому +65

    Grandma being forced to plant the bomb in the Critters' lair at the end of Critters Bite Back sounds suspiciously like a set-up for Grandma In The Walls.

    • @Nosmo90
      @Nosmo90 4 роки тому +9

      It also makes me feel (or maybe just hope) that Mike and Jay are gonna set up a film company and call it The Jay-Mik Consortium or something.

  • @scottjohnson388
    @scottjohnson388 6 років тому +131

    Jay is right. I totally had no idea that Terms of Enderment sequel existed.

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 4 роки тому +3

      It's not bad; it's surprisingly good.

  • @SpiritSoulRecords
    @SpiritSoulRecords 6 років тому +554

    We need a The Blob re:View

    • @kayleegregory770
      @kayleegregory770 6 років тому +10

      Duuuuude fuckin watched that movie a million times as a kid. Also what was that sewer alligator movie?

    • @theclimberupwards1169
      @theclimberupwards1169 6 років тому +10

      Kaylee Gregory just “alligator” i think, it kills some kid when its in their pool, and then the town gets together to hunt it in the sewers or something?

    • @kayleegregory770
      @kayleegregory770 6 років тому +2

      Yah I remember the kid in the pool ha

    • @kayleegregory770
      @kayleegregory770 6 років тому +6

      scockery are you fuckin insinuating rich is a blob?!?!!?

    • @greedo277
      @greedo277 6 років тому +2

      Blob 88 is one of my favorites but it as a re:View only works if they have a strong interest/ soft spot for the movie .

  • @pipbeale
    @pipbeale 6 років тому +19

    My Aunt worked in a video store in the 80s. She snuck us free films. She was meant to get Oliver and Company (the Disney movie), instead in the box was this film. Scared the hell out of me when I was about 8. My little sister (5) loved it.

  • @TheIrishSpartacus
    @TheIrishSpartacus 6 років тому +660

    Re:View at its core is about family

    • @dickface9157
      @dickface9157 6 років тому +42

      That reference needs to be polished a bit more by woodoo hide.

    • @dickface9157
      @dickface9157 6 років тому +12

      I CLAPPED TOO!!!

    • @larsalexanderson7828
      @larsalexanderson7828 6 років тому +3

      you can have any drink you’d like, as long as it’s a corona
      -Dom

    • @xXxHolyBigMacxXx
      @xXxHolyBigMacxXx 6 років тому +2

      Is that a deadpool or fast and furious reference?

    • @Turnabout
      @Turnabout 5 років тому +3

      @@xXxHolyBigMacxXx TLJ reference

  • @GrumpyMustard
    @GrumpyMustard 5 років тому +37

    Chiodos was one of my favorite bands growing up, they started their band like 20 mins from my hometown in MI too. It's cool Mike knows about them.

  • @GeekOwtLowd
    @GeekOwtLowd 6 років тому +164

    To me, Critters was just a memorable Poster/VHS cover. I remember seeing that image a lot as a kid... most notably in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie in 1990. It's the movie Raph goes to see, and he says, "Where do they come up with this stuff." Which is, of course a joke about the absurdity of TMNT itself. But ya. Glad to finally know what Critters was about.

    • @Teajryan
      @Teajryan 6 років тому +13

      Critters was a little too Raph

    • @PumaPantalones
      @PumaPantalones 5 років тому +7

      You must be studying the abridged book of ninja fighting.

    • @jasonbrown336
      @jasonbrown336 4 роки тому +6

      Yep. Critters and Tremors are the two movie posters I remember most vividly from that era.

    • @gworfish
      @gworfish 3 роки тому +2

      Wow that makes me feel old.

    • @NemesisDarkStar
      @NemesisDarkStar 2 роки тому +1

      I loved these movies as a kid.
      I remember kids asking, do you have HBO and responding "yes" then they would say. "You have horrible body oder"

  • @retrofrog127
    @retrofrog127 6 років тому +400

    -Embarrassed to talk about critters.
    -Says Freddy go fingered is comedic next level genius.
    C'mon Mike.

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 6 років тому +62

      Samuel Block Also believes in ghosts

    • @ShivaTD
      @ShivaTD 6 років тому +50

      FGF was brilliant

    • @MrKosobi
      @MrKosobi 6 років тому +17

      FDF is dadaist, it's a little different when it comes to rating a dadaist movie.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 6 років тому +23

      The difference: that take on Freddy Got Fingered as a surrealist parody of Hollywood movies had been popular for a few years, but nobody thinks Critters has picked up a second critical wind.

    • @dfailsthemost
      @dfailsthemost 3 роки тому +5

      I think he was just embarrassed at how many times he watched it.

  • @horseytown
    @horseytown 3 місяці тому +4

    We watched this at a sleepover in 1988 and when the guy got rolled over by the Critters ball 21:31, one kid came ill and called his mom to come to pick him up. We were ten years old.

  • @sirhenrymf
    @sirhenrymf 6 років тому +441

    CRITTER5 is the obvious choice

  • @tylerkeen6412
    @tylerkeen6412 5 років тому +132

    It's like Stitch that doesn't learn the meaning of Ohana.

    • @heidiaguirre5672
      @heidiaguirre5672 5 років тому +1

      tyler keen
      and is extremely hideous, significantly weaker, and doesn't have an indestructible body. i do get your point though, the creation of stitch probably was influenced by this.

    • @Cosper79
      @Cosper79 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfao

  • @lanceromance420
    @lanceromance420 6 років тому +148

    REPO MAN (1984) needs to get the re:View treatment.

  • @thatguywithausername
    @thatguywithausername 6 років тому +70

    I watched Critters 2 all the time as a kid. Imagine my surprise when these frauds inform me that there was a prequel simply titled “Critters”.

  • @argnator
    @argnator 6 років тому +295

    I screamed, a primal bellow of a man watching his son fall in front of a moving car, a helpless roar loud enough to reach the deaf God he has come to hate, and hate so great that the earth beneath him scorches, the hate spreads out and floods the water, turns it red, into a vile acid, a bilious ichor of rage and evil, that swells beneath the ground and bursts it open like a grand sore upon creation out of his fury, his anger, his impossible hate when I saw Jay.
    I mean, I clapped.

    • @gjbeaudry1484
      @gjbeaudry1484 6 років тому +2

      argnator hee hee, ichor!!!

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 6 років тому +2

      This deserves more up votes.

    • @m0rthaus
      @m0rthaus 6 років тому +5

      Finally someone doing this right

    • @jdog_1138
      @jdog_1138 6 років тому +10

      I leave when there’s no Jay

    • @EinSophistry
      @EinSophistry 6 років тому +4

      Semicolons: not commas; not just for decoration.

  • @porko882
    @porko882 6 років тому +196

    Scott Grimes is the voice of Steve on American dad as well.

    • @jasonexplosion154
      @jasonexplosion154 5 років тому +45

      He was also Malarkey on Band of Brothers.

    • @lavoielactee7179
      @lavoielactee7179 5 років тому +17

      He had a song that broke into Billboard's Adult Contemporary Top 20 chart. I just know because Steve's band performs the song in an episode of American Dad and I thought it was like a joke song they wrote.

    • @franticrage73
      @franticrage73 5 років тому +13

      Nobody puts Scott Grimes in the corner, lol

    • @roshieifra
      @roshieifra 4 роки тому +9

      I remember him from ER.

    • @jondey4702
      @jondey4702 4 роки тому +3

      yeah he was dr. morris to me

  • @mamaya311
    @mamaya311 3 роки тому +19

    I watched Critters when I was super young and always had flashbacks of certain scenes since then but never knew what movie it was, to the point where I thought I dreamt up this movie. Thanks for finally solving a lifelong mystery for me!

  • @L1VE3V1L
    @L1VE3V1L Рік тому +10

    Scott grimes was fantastic as Malarkey on Band of Brothers. And critters was also a film I watched a zillion times as a kid. Love it. Was happy to see grimes show up in BoB.

    • @tonysobon4669
      @tonysobon4669 Рік тому

      Yeah that was what I knew him from , he has a lot of screen time for that mini series and is flawless like everything else.

  • @RS-mu3ci
    @RS-mu3ci 6 років тому +19

    The Critter Ball turning that guy into a blood skeleton instantly. That image stuck with me for life.

    • @Byrvurra
      @Byrvurra 6 років тому +1

      Yeah that's really the only thing I remember about that movie.

  • @windrix10l
    @windrix10l 4 роки тому +22

    finally someone talks about how cool the bounty hunters and how weird the critters are space fugitives. it was always my fave aspect of this movie.

  • @lordmclovin3694
    @lordmclovin3694 6 років тому +37

    A magical time of VHS rentals. The Last Star Fighter, Critters, Fatal Attraction.

    • @Teajryan
      @Teajryan 6 років тому +7

      I remember renting Aliens, and my father turned the box around to show Ellen in the power loader face to face with the alien queen....and asked, "are you sure you want to see this?"....I had nightmares about chestbursters for years, but that is hands down my favorite movie of all time. Thank you Blockbuster.

  • @TheEldritchGoth
    @TheEldritchGoth 4 роки тому +156

    They’d call the reboot “The Critters”

  • @TheInfiniteAmo
    @TheInfiniteAmo Рік тому +7

    13:22 Mike nailed the delivery of a psychopath pretending to laugh at a joke told by his next victim a little TOO realistically...

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 6 років тому +20

    One of my favorite cover arts as a kid. Still remember where it was at our local rental store.

  • @josh.8104
    @josh.8104 5 років тому +59

    Scott Grimes was in Band of Brothers as Malarky, he's Steve on American Dad (Family Guy 2: Federal Boogaloo), he's was in an episode of Dexter, he was Will Scarlet in Russell Crowe's dumb Robin Hood movie, he had a 6 episode arc on Justified.
    He's had pretty steady work for a long time now.

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 5 років тому +4

      Private Bullshit

    • @mcgilj1
      @mcgilj1 3 роки тому +9

      I had the same reaction.. Dude has been working pretty steady for about 2 decades now.. he had a bit of a transition but one of the few actors who transitioned into adult jobs.. he's been great on The Orville..

    • @jeromelevesque3721
      @jeromelevesque3721 3 роки тому +9

      And he was on E.R for the last 6 seasons.

    • @jissanhuq3792
      @jissanhuq3792 2 роки тому +1

      This made him look pretty uninformed. Pretty easy to look up how much work Scott has had but digs in n says he works at Pizza Hut

    • @beershits9340
      @beershits9340 Рік тому +1

      My cousin did stunt work for him on the Orville it's really weird how much they look alike

  • @somerando35
    @somerando35 6 років тому +875

    Is it bad that i actually want Critters Bite Back to be a real thing.

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 6 років тому +15

      Fuck google Of course it's not bad, I'd fucking LOVE!!! It, Critters 1 and 2 are awesome fun films, 3 is alright and 4 is.... Not fun, but 1 and 2 are great.

    • @TestAcct46
      @TestAcct46 6 років тому +46

      I didnt give a shit about Critters before this and I want it to be a real thing.

    • @smurfx
      @smurfx 6 років тому +39

      it should be Criter5 Bite Back

    • @CylonDorado
      @CylonDorado 6 років тому +30

      Yeah, Leo's been passed over too many times. He needs another Oscar.

    • @dum5375
      @dum5375 6 років тому +8

      If they build it, we will come.

  • @williamwritepony9322
    @williamwritepony9322 6 років тому +19

    I'm only aware of this movie because it featured a semi-known Broadway actor as the bounty hunter/rock star.
    Terrence Mann. Played Javert in Les Miserables and the Beast in Beauty and the Beast in the Broadway runs of those two shows.

  • @George-z3i
    @George-z3i 9 місяців тому +4

    Man what a wholesome review. Not all rip-offs are soulless and cynical.

  • @MS-ho9wq
    @MS-ho9wq 6 років тому +59

    "I think in the original script they were space apes", omg i died

  • @I-Ren-Zero
    @I-Ren-Zero 6 років тому +13

    I got to see Critters at a Drive Inn the end of April as part of a two night horror event... and it held up well... also Scott Grimes was really good in Band of Brothers.

  • @SewerRatie
    @SewerRatie 6 років тому +7

    I just ordered the Critters DVD boxset haha. So thanks for this re:View - I love it!
    If it isnt on your radar then please consider a re:View for another underrated 80's sci-fi classic - "My Science Project". Its got a gizmo, a goat, endless quotable lines, a great soundtrack, Fisher Stevens and the ending is a surprise origin for Dennis Hopper's Easy Rider character.... haha.

  • @chuckyhindle1877
    @chuckyhindle1877 6 років тому +96

    "Critters: Overbite"
    This is the only name the reboot movie may have.

    • @randyc786
      @randyc786 3 роки тому +4

      Nice idea, but let's kick it up a notch.
      CRITTERS V: MAXIMUM OVERBITE
      (and the V in "overbite" is somehow also the Roman V for 5)

    • @chuckyhindle1877
      @chuckyhindle1877 3 роки тому +3

      @@somercet1 right, not to mention all the DC movies where they're just putting "the" on the front of movies like Batman and Suicide Squad.
      Will the Critters now be targetting kids on the autism spectrum because something in their blood cures Critter cancer or helps make mutant hybrid Critters or whatever the plot of that _The Predator_ movie was?

  • @CasioSilver
    @CasioSilver 6 років тому +8

    Holy shit, I never thought Mike would talk about the band Chiodos, they got me through some hard times man... Damn dude, I wish they'd talk a little more about what music they like.
    This was such a nice little episode, I can really feel how much they like these movies, I recall them mentioning Critters so much in the past. I definitely need to re-watch both of them soon.

  • @AschenDog
    @AschenDog 6 років тому +13

    I only saw pieces of the first one when I was younger. Really young. I got so many nightmares and didn't like spots where small critters could be hiding.

  • @fungusbobmoldpants2781
    @fungusbobmoldpants2781 6 років тому +196

    They should do Killer Klowns from outer space next or An American werewolf in London.

    • @timandshannon03
      @timandshannon03 4 роки тому +7

      Nothing beats that werewolf transformation, but they kicked it off with Bad Moon Rising playing, and it works so well!

  • @beccabunnie2344
    @beccabunnie2344 6 років тому +7

    Critters is one of my favorite monster films!!! A family friend stars in it and the first two are great movies!! Love this episode guys!!

  • @olicrook4292
    @olicrook4292 4 роки тому +19

    I thought Mike was gonna start blasting Jay with force lightning after that cackle at 13:22

    • @catcherinthesky
      @catcherinthesky 9 місяців тому

      I've got you bro - a bit late perhaps, but i got you ☺

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 6 років тому +5

    I am impressed with RLM's elegant, erudite and educated approach to the rubber puppet oeuvre. Thank you.

  • @SebastianHalm
    @SebastianHalm 3 роки тому +3

    That they give di Caprio second billing on the Critters reboot poster at 10:49 is the best gag

  • @zbgb4339
    @zbgb4339 6 років тому +12

    I rewatched Demon Knight just last night! I forgot how awesome the practical effects and gore scenes are in that film. So great.

    • @lordrayden3045
      @lordrayden3045 11 місяців тому

      It’s way better than it gets credit for

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +358

    Holy shit I listened to Chiodos in my emo teen days. Mike listened to chiodos??

    • @amykay210
      @amykay210 6 років тому +10

      24 Frames Of Nick chiodos was my shit!! 😂

    • @alex7ink
      @alex7ink 6 років тому +12

      Holy shit me too! I saw them a few times in Michigan. Smallll world

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 6 років тому +7

      I saw them open for Linkin Park a few years ago, didn’t know who they were, so my 16 year old self didn’t give a shit. They sound pretty interesting now and I wish I’d given them a chance.

    • @Teajryan
      @Teajryan 6 років тому +22

      What a strange happening....old people heard old bands a long time ago? Surely we are living in a dream

    • @rosebudbaxter4671
      @rosebudbaxter4671 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Friartuck102
    @Friartuck102 5 років тому +24

    The Neelix bit literally killed me. My ghost is typing this...

  • @Drachenhannes
    @Drachenhannes 4 роки тому +15

    After rewatching this review i remembered how you brought the Don Opper and Barry Opper relationship up. It is quite interesting. Don pretty much started Barry's career as Barry started Don's career. Back in 82 Don wrote and starred in the movie Android. A movie George Lucas praised back in the day. When his opinion still meant something. Don got his brother Barry to produce the movie. It was his first producer credit. Barry became quite a successful producer. And when they did Critters he brought his brother back. I kinda like the dynamic.

    • @RaptorBo
      @RaptorBo Рік тому +1

      Android was really good tbh

  • @itsreelydalin
    @itsreelydalin 6 років тому +34

    Score and Puppets by the Chiodos Brothers

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 6 років тому +71

    Little green ghouls buddy!

    • @emnolein
      @emnolein 6 років тому +9

      Yung Vulpix I'm just gonna write "travel"

    • @JerrysFineCigars
      @JerrysFineCigars 6 років тому

      Milksteak

  • @actualskelordton1427
    @actualskelordton1427 6 років тому +26

    I can't believe they didn't think of making the senile grandma running the daycare but all the kids have been replaced by critters

  • @ian12346
    @ian12346 4 роки тому +27

    Scott Grimes has been steadily working since 2005 as the voice of “Steve Smith” on “American Dad”. He does a great job and is super funny. 🖖

  • @28Pluto
    @28Pluto 6 років тому +19

    The sheriff in 'Critters 2' is Maurice from 'Northern Exposure.'

  • @mr.boppin1200
    @mr.boppin1200 6 років тому +896

    Is Lilo & Stitch just Critters?

    • @internetmovieguy
      @internetmovieguy 6 років тому +4

      No

    • @samuelterry6354
      @samuelterry6354 6 років тому +101

      Yes. It replaced Critters.

    • @admiralhowdy
      @admiralhowdy 6 років тому +2

      Yes! Commented myself then read down.

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 6 років тому +4

      Mr. Boppin Critters is supior.

    • @TheInflicted
      @TheInflicted 6 років тому +33

      If you kidnapped Hayao Miyazaki and put a gun to his head and threatened to kill him unless he made Critters, he would make Lilo and Stitch. Also, he would probably cry a lot.

  • @TheCinemaMonologues
    @TheCinemaMonologues 6 років тому +194

    "like an ant farm".
    An Alien Ant Farm

    • @thebeatleswin1
      @thebeatleswin1 5 років тому +21

      That would be a good name for a band

  • @LIUKANG02
    @LIUKANG02 6 років тому +39

    Critters is one of those films I am proud to say I have on Blu-Ray

    • @swiss_Otaku
      @swiss_Otaku 6 років тому +2

      LIUKANG02 holy shit it got a Blu ray release? When I was in the states I picked up all 4 on dvd for 10 dollar which was worth it

    • @LIUKANG02
      @LIUKANG02 6 років тому +4

      Swiss_brodi it's actually a ""bootleg"" I bought from a horrible convention. It looks amazing though to the point where it doesn't even look like a bootleg

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 6 років тому

      Swiss_brodi so would $200 not be worth it? Pretty sure these movies are priceless or at least worth a couple grand but I dunno

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 Рік тому

      That's not how you spell "embarrassed"

  • @stephankwapis
    @stephankwapis 3 роки тому +5

    Two of the members from Chiodos formed a side project called Cinematic Sunrise and they released a single album that is the greatest thing ever and everyone needs to go listen to it right now.

  • @sXeblues
    @sXeblues 6 років тому +211

    A Nightmare on Jay Street... Mikeoween...
    Rich Evans.

  • @McDoublesBruh
    @McDoublesBruh 6 років тому +32

    Please I must have your version of Critters before I die. Start some crowdfunding. I have bonds that I was saving until retirement but I believe this would be a better cause than my happiness in my golden years.

  • @lespaulnasty31
    @lespaulnasty31 6 років тому +27

    I never thought I would hear mike talk about chiodos

    • @wookieewiener398
      @wookieewiener398 6 років тому +1

      Dallas Scott well there is that Greeley Estates photo on their set. Maybe Mike was a scene kid in the 2000's

    • @trashboye1235
      @trashboye1235 6 місяців тому

      ​@@wookieewiener398 I think Mike directed a music video for Greely estates

  • @Kwama79
    @Kwama79 6 років тому +32

    Critters in the house!!!

  • @NerdStoryteller
    @NerdStoryteller 5 років тому +4

    21:31 - This gave me nightmares when I was a kid, and the image would pop up in dreams for YEARS afterward.

  • @locustkllr
    @locustkllr 6 років тому +6

    Scott Grimes played one of the main roles on the TV series: ER for several years. At first his character was kind of a joke, but he grew on me, and became pretty emotionally deep by the end, i feel. Always thought he deserved more work than he got.

  • @tysonic777
    @tysonic777 6 років тому +19

    This film planted the seed of my love affair with horror films when at the age of 6 a family friend loaned it to my mother for us to watch and told her it was a kids movie full of cute little creatures. Ma walked in just as the cop gets dragged under the car and freaked out. If only she'd been a few minutes earlier, she could have saved my soul

  • @sbkMulletMan
    @sbkMulletMan 6 років тому +12

    God Dammit, I've had that Hungry Heifer song out of my head for about 10 years now! Now I have to force it out again. Time to listen to the Silver Shamrock jingle for hours on end.

  • @bunsenther-unit3543
    @bunsenther-unit3543 6 років тому +10

    The little ghoul monsters look great. lots of detail.
    the monsters in the movie Critters look good as well. zing

  • @bobbyfetta4429
    @bobbyfetta4429 5 років тому +5

    I watched this movie at a young age. I didnt forget. It scared the hell out of me

  • @jamesnudd1939
    @jamesnudd1939 6 років тому +11

    Dudes, Scott Grimes was Sergeant 1st Class Donald Malarkey on HBO's Band of Brothers.

  • @RevBrandonWarr
    @RevBrandonWarr 6 років тому +40

    Wow. Would not have expected Mike to be so knowledgeable about the early 2000s Hardcore music scene.

    • @emochemonurse
      @emochemonurse 6 років тому +2

      Hardcore?

    • @Jeremy-ob4gm
      @Jeremy-ob4gm 5 років тому +2

      For real! I was so surprised when he mentioned them, they weren’t even that huge of a band.

    • @terminaldeity
      @terminaldeity 5 років тому +2

      I'd take Mike for a fugazi fan

    • @Jeremy-ob4gm
      @Jeremy-ob4gm 5 років тому +1

      terminaldeity speaking of Fugazi, I just saw Messthetics perform and they were incredible.

    • @trashboye1235
      @trashboye1235 Рік тому

      I think rlm shot concert footages for some post hardcore bands I'm the mid 2000s. There's even a greeley estates poster in the background of the half in the bag scene.

  • @scottieman2
    @scottieman2 6 років тому +4

    Critters 1 and 2, ghoulies 2 Munchies, Troll. They're fun movies. Only can come out in the 1980s. Love them all.

  • @SuperFinGuy
    @SuperFinGuy 6 років тому +8

    Just rewatched. What an 80's gem!

  • @stuartdunlop8834
    @stuartdunlop8834 Рік тому +2

    9:31 - That clip of Leonardo DiCaprio being pulled away from someone younger and being called a pervert just gets better with age.

  • @Teajryan
    @Teajryan 6 років тому +6

    I remember renting Aliens, and my father turned the box around to show Ellen in the power loader face to face with the alien queen....and asked, "are you sure you want to see this?"....I had nightmares about chestbursters for years, but that is hands down my favorite movie of all time. Thank you Blockbuster. I saw Critters at a friend's house soon after and it became a close second. Then I saw Tremors (based on VHS box art)...The best three sci-fi movies ever.

  • @thorezra1378
    @thorezra1378 6 років тому +4

    This channel/show never disappoints! I love hearing their ideas for spin offs

  • @angieidol9785
    @angieidol9785 6 років тому +187

    I Can't wait for Deadpool 2 and Solo a star wars story review, so I can have an opinion on them.

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 6 років тому +2

      I hope they hate -improvised?- time travel like me, but I want to decide if I hate or not.

    • @talan123
      @talan123 6 років тому +1

      I am willing to trust guys who made a living making a movies about their well researched criticism's of said movies.

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 6 років тому +1

      Angie Idol Yeah.. There's something about building an opinion, it's fun.

    • @HelloHello-uh9qz
      @HelloHello-uh9qz 6 років тому +1

      I know I won’t like both but waiting to hear why

    • @kaptainkafir6231
      @kaptainkafir6231 6 років тому +3

      so the boring ass trailer, the fact its an uninspired prequel, the fact that SW died 30 years ago, the track record of the last 15 SW projects... all that doesn't convince you that critters 5 is a better project than solo?

  • @tlamiczka
    @tlamiczka 6 років тому +16

    Did anyone watch "Critters: Bounty Hunter - Fan Film (HD)"? Fan made but surprisingly high production value :-)

  • @marcespinoza6068
    @marcespinoza6068 5 років тому +11

    10:48 I love how Grimes gets top billing over Leo

  • @petercastellucci7433
    @petercastellucci7433 6 років тому +21

    Never wanted an RLM project to go forward as badly as I want to see Critters 5: Critters Bite Back (TM)

  • @yuliangeorgiev
    @yuliangeorgiev 6 років тому +131

    This was just made so Michael can talk about Neelix.

  • @gwem1979
    @gwem1979 6 років тому +6

    Critters 2 is close to my heart because of roxanne kernohan. Saw that movie first in my early teens so her appearance was quite impressive

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 6 років тому

      Yes i saw Critters 2 in theaters when i was 6 in St Louis a month before monving to Omaha as i liked the first movie and i remembered when Lee became the playmate i ad a crush on her.

  • @trmblingblustar
    @trmblingblustar 6 років тому +3

    I saw one of the original Critter creatures at a museum in Seattle a few years ago. My wife had no idea what it was.

  • @blackscreenstories3704
    @blackscreenstories3704 5 місяців тому +2

    Scott grimes is also Steve Smith on American dad

  • @vincentthekeeper2163
    @vincentthekeeper2163 5 років тому +4

    I had that pleather ET doll. That exact one. That's why I remember this movie.

  • @compwiz101
    @compwiz101 5 років тому +4

    Grimes, of course, also played Malarkey in Band of Brothers.

  • @mariosuck123
    @mariosuck123 6 років тому +7

    i love this movie... and you guys.

  • @jeffhampton6972
    @jeffhampton6972 2 роки тому +3

    I just happened across this video, first time viewing your channel, and I absolutely loved this. :D Those movies really were so great/terrible.

  • @TreonsRealm
    @TreonsRealm 5 років тому +26

    Are you guys gonna review Critters Attack (2019)? I would love to see you guys tackle it since you're obviously fans like myself. Also, there's apparently a TV series on Shudder titled Critters: A New Binge which came out in early 2019 as well. Great video as well, thank you.

    • @Backlashed
      @Backlashed 3 роки тому +1

      Scaredy Cats did a good review on youtube

  • @prof_parahelix2390
    @prof_parahelix2390 Рік тому +4

    I love the way Mike just throws out "He's the town blacksmith" as if he's accustomed to all towns having an assigned blacksmith in the year of our lord 2018 instead of back when he was a kid getting the Conestoga wagons ready to for another year's work on the homestead

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 4 роки тому +4

    I love Critters. It is a weird movie. I love the space bounty hunters. The intro of the critters breaking out of prison is super fun too.

  • @gmorkins6006
    @gmorkins6006 6 років тому +9

    Also Jay, Power of the Night is a classic.

  • @bastionofkuul9703
    @bastionofkuul9703 6 років тому +29

    I remember watching this movie, but I can't remember a single scene from the movie, but I loved the movie!

    • @maloperverso8118
      @maloperverso8118 6 років тому +2

      Bastion of Kuul Dude, did you, like, steal my Display Pic!? Anyways, I like Critters 2 better than Critters 1, might have just been that Blond with the Big Boobs though....

    • @bastionofkuul9703
      @bastionofkuul9703 6 років тому +2

      There can only be one! :) I kid...80's horror film boobs are always a +

    • @maloperverso8118
      @maloperverso8118 6 років тому +1

      Bastion of Kuul Guess you kinda Ripped off the Crow Eyes too.... No Big Deal!

  • @CaptainPlainJaneway
    @CaptainPlainJaneway 4 роки тому +6

    re:View - like you're reviewing the movie and it's like the "re:" prefix meaning "regarding" like "regarding our viewing"
    dude, I just got it and I've been subbed for years.

  • @AdamasOldblade
    @AdamasOldblade Рік тому +1

    Given that this review came out before Critters Attack! I always do wonder if they'll ever ironically review that film.

  • @vincentbatten4686
    @vincentbatten4686 2 роки тому +6

    Mike with his knowledge of metal core and hardcore bands from the 2000s is always fascinating for me for some reason. I keep waiting for him to bring up Tim Lambasis at some point for a zinger.

    • @trashboye1235
      @trashboye1235 Рік тому

      I think they shot some concert videos and music videos for some post-hardcore bands back in the mid-2000's. Like blessthefall and Scary kids scaring kids. There's also a Greeley estates poster in the background of the half in the bag set.