@Johnny Drama yeah I’ve always avoided drama. Everyone I know has stories of when Facebook has shoveled drama or problems into their lives. Just ask people if it’s happened to them, it’s usually hilarious.
Dropped Facebook when it was sucking up so much of my time. It also changed a lot since its beginning. It stopped being fun, it turned into people complaining about every little thing. I felt like I had to also start complaining to keep up, and of course adopt a mind set of feeling like every little thing oppressed me. News channels that went on Facebook, forewent giving you reasonable headlines but decided clickbates are better. Toxic place.
Sitting in a hospital bed in Aotearoa, New Zealand, after kidney stone surgery, no community covid here my heart warms hearing this. Yall are going to beat it!
@@allgodsarefake6044 - it’s created from nothing mostly by supercomputers. It’s not democratizing the world or freeing everyone from exploitation by the rich. It’s fake crap. It also wastes tons of energy and resources for trivial garbage like NFT art.
Sadly true. If we want any hope for America's future, first we MUST #FixTheFilibuster. How about a 55% population-based cloture rule? But the Democrats represent >55% of the voters. Presto chango, no more filibusters. #BlockTheBlockheads #EndTheFilibuster
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Congrats on a day! It's been a year since anyone died in my state in Australia. Amazing what following the rules do for you at the beginning. Gives you so much more "freedom"
@@RictusHolloweye : The United States has along way to Go! 38 Million infected with Covid! 40% of Americans have had 1 dose of the Vaccine! Thousands of Americans are still dying! And 40% of Americans are anti- vax, or Anti- mask! New Zealand Has got the Best PM in the World, and Australia is Doing Well! You are blessed with your Common Sense Leaders!
@@kellibarnhouse6591 I see your point, however, the United States has a population of more than 328 million people. Australia has about 25 million and New Zealand has a little more than 4 million. I don't think it's fair to compare the U.S. with countries with far less problems than we have. New York city has over 8 million people. Twice as much as New Zealand.
No he's not. He just repeats beltway, corporate nonsense. He thinks because he smokes weed that makes him left. This is how predictable he is. IF he talks about the Israel situation tmrw, he will use Israeli propaganda. He'll say human shields, Hamas, he'll talk about evil Muslims or religion and 1000 year dispute, which it's not. He won't mention any of the Israeli aggression that took place for over a year leading up to this. He's just a smarmy corporate hack now who carries water for corporate Dems who enable horrible GOP polices. He'll also parrot beltway garbage praising Liz Cheney, calling her a hero or truth teller. Cheney is a Neocon that created the destructive Republican Party. She voted with Trump 92% of the time and was promoting torture again under his administration. You won't hear any of that, only MSM garbage trying to rehabilitate her. That's how predictable Bill is. They just get their Neoliberal script and repeat it.
Well then, you obviously missed Bill encouraging herd immunity by allowing the spread of the virus. He even had a guest come on to back him up, and they laughed and agreed with each other, "only the old will die" and its about time. So much like Trump's Mr. Hyde, Scott Atlas, the pandemic killer, pretending to be an epidemiologist. I guess, for you "a rare voice of reason" means giving the privileged status quo a free lunch while allowing them to spread virus and death on the rest of us. (Google "Bill Maher pushes herd immunity" & watch for 4 mins).
@@christopherdonahue1066 Believe it or not, pandemics have nothing to do about socialism. A virus like corona doesn't care whether you are a capitalist, socialist, or communist. To a virus you are only a host for its multiplication. The longer we are not cautious, and we are not patient, until most everyone is vaccinated, or we have herd immunity, there will continue to develop more potent variants that could kill even more of us. Herd immunity is not practiced before a vaccine, it is practiced after the vaccine is created. Bill got it wrong. Period.
Conservative here. I can’t help but like this guy, even though I disagree with him 90% of the time. I do agree with him on more stuff than I thought. He tries to be intellectually honest. He’s also funny as hell.
This was a solid, well-delivered monologue. It seems he had some wishy-washy, semi-self deprecating “oops I misspoke” humor in the past few months, but it’s nice to hear a professional play off his audience and still nail the material. Bravo!
The woman is from Mali, resides in Morocco, and has given birth, nine children, in a health center, in Morocco, and all the newborns and their mother are in good health
@Juan Suero I almost had time to respond nicely to how silly your response to T's comment was...now all I can say is, making fun of *legit is abso ridic 😉😚 god bless lol do you know what joy and laughter is? Hopefully you get sarcasm :) so sad to be so uptight you can't laugh at normal things. Saying prayers for you and yours.
The mom that gave birth to 9 babies is indeed from Mali but she gave birth to them in Casablanca, Morocco. The Government of Mali sent her to Morocco to receive a better healthcare treatment in Casablanca. The Moroccan doctors did a fantastic job and all the 9 babies are being taken good care of. The mom is also fine.
The mom is perfectly happy that the cesarean delivery (C-section) was successful and that all the 9 babies survived unharmed. She is now resting peacefully in the hospital. She is not looking after the 9 babies, the hospital is doing that for her. The babies each weighed between 1 and 2 pounds and they need to remain in a specialized nursery unit until they gain strength.
According to the WHO diseases aren't named after their geographic origin hence why Corona Virus Disease (COVID) isn't called the Wuhan Virus Disease (WUVID I guess). Still waiting on the new naming conventions for SARS, MERS, Ebola, Spanish Flu, Lyme Disease, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, West Nile Virus, and German Measles. I'm sure that China, who also initially stated that COVID couldn't be transmitted from human to human, had nothing to do with this.
@@Ferguson011975 Lol what kind of joker are you to think Spanish Flu follows a "naming convention"? Just so you know, the official name is A/H1N1. But I get it, that doesn't align with your dumpsterfire of an argument.
@Rickie Matthews Not the same Democrat party today in case you haven't noticed. That was about a hundred years ago. Come on Rickie, you can do better than that if you wear you tin foil hat and think real hard.
@@romancewiththepast7979 ...and the Republicans had candidates in 1940 that today would be called communists by everyone right of Bernie Sanders, what's your point? I bet your example in 1964 happened before you were even born. Breaking news, genius, we're living in 2021 and things have fucking changed. Even if some idiots in Britain haven't realised it before their misguided vote. The US would look much better if people started remembering shit in the last decade instead of 15 wars ago.
Please... The crazy thing about the last four years was how badly MSM lied to the American people about Trump. The Left has been brainwashing people for years and it appears you’re one of them.
@@mr.dynamite2543 I think you been drinking too much of that Fox Orange Kool-Aid, it's been warping your perception. Try to add some Realty to your Diet.
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I’ve also heard the left say there’s no cancel culture (I believe LeVar Burton called it ‘consequence culture’). Either way, it’s ridiculous for either side to use it.
Not trying to cancel Cheney, just trying to strip her the right of speaking for “her constituents”. She can say whatever she wants and wherever she just doesn’t speak for who she supposedly represents. HUGE difference
@@Dee-gk6zg Yes because looting a Target is the same as trying to overthrow our government. Those riots were a result of terrible race relations while you losers fell for a con man and stormed the Capitol. Say it with me! Soore looosers!!😂😂
And when Melinda dropped the divorce papers in his lap, I hope they were in a bright blue envelope with white writing in the Fixedsys font... and she made the Blue Screen of Death sound: "Done."
I love how after you delete all social media, you end up seeing it anyway from friends saying "did you see this". I'm like no I didn't, but thanks for sharing the shit I turned off.
@@AdrianColley Check out the videos "GTA SA Myth - The Truth About The Suicidal Photographer & Falling Lemmings " *and* "GTA San Andreas Suicide Photographer."
And you do realize that other countries have come out with data showing that at least have to even a little more than that of their new cases are from people that were vaccinated? You cannot trust the United States with this information anymore as this is a turned completely political and the lies come with that. Just a mere fact they're pushing people down that even want to bring up safety behind the vaccines tells you all you need to know with propaganda in this issue. Look into the fact that over 4,000 people claim to have family members who died right after the vaccine. They were easy to point everyone who died from covid as being legit but some reason no one wants to take serious these deaths from vaccinations, right there should tell you all you need to know about the legitimatcy behind the information
So everyone, in celebration of the Chinese space debris falling on us. Let us all take time to listen to Devo's great punk song "Space Junk" just once this weekend!
@@mmaranta785 Problem is the average American doesn't know how to distinguish the Chinese Communist Government to the Chinaman and a Chinese American who built the rail road back bone of this country.
The rocket after reentry will be the size of a bus and it’s being tracked like the last time this happened years ago. Relax. As for the rest? Yeah spot on as always.
For years my friends and family gave me crap about not being on Facebook or Twitter or the Other wastes of Time-No Profile on Me, no fake news, no constant “message bubbles”. Google hates Me but I still have those friends and My sanity
Bill is really the odd ball in the late shows. He still makes jokes about Covid and China which makes a normal person a social pariah in certain groups.
@@texajp1946 supporting Israel is no longer bi-partisan. Israel-bashing, which was always haute on the far Left, has become standard doctrine in the DNC. The quiet ways the Biden admin is undermining Israel and emboldening her enemies will likely undo the Abraham accords within the next two years.
@@margo3367 Almost certainly not. It might.. but it's size and composition make it VERY unlikely not to rain metal down in the path of decent. But.. on the bright side, it is far more likely to land in the ocean than on land, let alone a populated area.
@@pdoylemi the Time Magazine article didn’t use those words. It did say ‘the election wasn’t rigged, but fortified for the proper outcome.’ I wouldn’t say they ‘lied,’ they just neglected to share until we’re after the election was over.
@@anerrantknight8077 The proper outcome is for the winner to win, you dipshit. "Fortified for the proper outcome" especially in an environment where we knew foreign actors (mostly Russia) were trying to interfere, means strengthening security to be sure that the election was fair, and everyone's vote counted. You certainly are errant, alright...
@@pdoylemi did you read the article? Did the article read as though it was being secured for either candidate to win? Even Sanders wasn’t given an equal shot. Are we still running with the Russian interference bit? Hasn’t there been enough showing that wasn’t the case? “Strengthening security” would include signature verifications & showing IDs, no? What about permitting poll watchers to watch the whole count? Wouldn’t encouraging audits help strengthen security? “Dipshit”? Flattery will get you nowhere.
@@anerrantknight8077 Tell the CIA and FBI and DOJ that the Russians weren't interfering - if you want to get called a dipshit again. Sanders WAS given an equal shot. And we DID signature verification and have never needed IDs, and still don't. And we do have poll watchers watching the whole count - just not every untrained goober who wants to crowd in. We also have press in the room and lawyers from both parties. And we had many audits and recounts, and no one objected. If you are referring to than circus going on in AZ, that is not an audit, it is a crime.
OMG Richard Ayoade's face is what came to my mind when I thought "heh--would Bill Gates have an IT guy? What would that look like?" I would upvote your comment further if I could :)
The Americans have never apologized for sending us the 1918 pandemic, killing a hundred million people. We could be even more specific and blame the people of Ohio. At least China did everything they could to stop it. The Americans just kept sending and sending. In reality, diseases happen from time to time. Neither the Americans or the Chinese are to blame. The Americans can be blamed for sending us the measels though, because that is on purpose.
I would say that Bill and Melinda are getting a critical update which includes new "features" added to a browser he should have known better than to use
Getting banned from Facebook is actually something to hope for, doesn’t seem like a punishment. Removing that crap from your life is a great thing.
And hopefully the rest would follow, like Twitter, etc.
Don the con needs the large audience that FB provides.
@Johnny Drama yeah I’ve always avoided drama. Everyone I know has stories of when Facebook has shoveled drama or problems into their lives. Just ask people if it’s happened to them, it’s usually hilarious.
Dropped Facebook when it was sucking up so much of my time.
It also changed a lot since its beginning.
It stopped being fun, it turned into people complaining about every little thing.
I felt like I had to also start complaining to keep up, and of course adopt a mind set of feeling like every little thing oppressed me.
News channels that went on Facebook, forewent giving you reasonable headlines but decided clickbates are better.
Toxic place.
I hear you,I deactivated my FB account since 2014 and IG since 2016 and I never look back.
I wish you all a beautiful weekend. May something really good and life changing happen to you.
Got vaccinated
Thanks.
Right back at you.
Thank you . Wish you the same
@@eemoogee160 good for you! I'm 3 weeks after my 2nd shot, you may feel a lil crummy tomorrow. Drink lots of water, it helps 💕
Thank you. Greetings from Germany. 🙂
Sitting in a hospital bed in Aotearoa, New Zealand, after kidney stone surgery, no community covid here my heart warms hearing this. Yall are going to beat it!
All the best, from down in Christchurch
✌♥️ and a speedy recovery from Montana
We are talking about Americans here?
Get well soon from the Oregon Coast, USA.
Stay strong. Wish you well!
"The truth will set you free from your job!"
I like crypto currency because it’s 2021 and crypto doesn’t have A FUCKING SLAVE MASTER ON IT! Hello wake up you fucks!!!
@@allgodsarefake6044 - it’s created from nothing mostly by supercomputers. It’s not democratizing the world or freeing everyone from exploitation by the rich. It’s fake crap. It also wastes tons of energy and resources for trivial garbage like NFT art.
Sadly true. If we want any hope for America's future, first we MUST #FixTheFilibuster.
How about a 55% population-based cloture rule?
But the Democrats represent >55% of the voters. Presto chango, no more filibusters.
#BlockTheBlockheads #EndTheFilibuster
"It's not a lie if you believe it."
- the great George Costanza.
🇺🇸🦅
Nice to hear an audience! Love you, Bill!
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Memo to Liz Cheney: invite some of your antagonists to go hunting with your Dad.
Funny, but the kids here have no idea what you're talking about
🤣🤣
@Mass Debater Not that many of the "kids" would know what an antagonist is. Maybe ones that watch Real Time would.
Awesome idea
lol
Congrats on a day! It's been a year since anyone died in my state in Australia. Amazing what following the rules do for you at the beginning. Gives you so much more "freedom"
Pity the federal government has fluffed the vaccination rollout so badly. The US will probably be travelling again before we are.
@@RictusHolloweye Yeah...not here they won't, without proof of vaccination. Haven't had to wear a mask for a year so I'm in no hurry to wait.
@@RictusHolloweye :
The United States has along way to Go!
38 Million infected with Covid! 40% of Americans have had 1 dose of the
Vaccine!
Thousands of Americans are still dying!
And 40% of Americans are anti- vax, or Anti- mask!
New Zealand Has got the Best PM in the World, and Australia is Doing Well!
You are blessed with your
Common Sense Leaders!
@@kellibarnhouse6591 Amen friend, intelligent leadership makes all the difference...
@@kellibarnhouse6591 I see your point, however, the United States has a population of more than 328 million people. Australia has about 25 million and New Zealand has a little more than 4 million. I don't think it's fair to compare the U.S. with countries with far less problems than we have. New York city has over 8 million people. Twice as much as New Zealand.
That Chinese comment was too GOLDEN!! LMAO "when have they ever..."
True. And Laughing MAO is actually pretty funny too in this context.
I have never watched Bill more then I have in the last few weeks. He’s a rare voice of reason on the left.
No he's not. He just repeats beltway, corporate nonsense. He thinks because he smokes weed that makes him left.
This is how predictable he is. IF he talks about the Israel situation tmrw, he will use Israeli propaganda. He'll say human shields, Hamas, he'll talk about evil Muslims or religion and 1000 year dispute, which it's not. He won't mention any of the Israeli aggression that took place for over a year leading up to this.
He's just a smarmy corporate hack now who carries water for corporate Dems who enable horrible GOP polices.
He'll also parrot beltway garbage praising Liz Cheney, calling her a hero or truth teller. Cheney is a Neocon that created the destructive Republican Party. She voted with Trump 92% of the time and was promoting torture again under his administration. You won't hear any of that, only MSM garbage trying to rehabilitate her.
That's how predictable Bill is. They just get their Neoliberal script and repeat it.
Well then, you obviously missed Bill encouraging herd immunity by allowing the spread of the virus. He even had a guest come on to back him up, and they laughed and agreed with each other, "only the old will die" and its about time. So much like Trump's Mr. Hyde, Scott Atlas, the pandemic killer, pretending to be an epidemiologist. I guess, for you "a rare voice of reason" means giving the privileged status quo a free lunch while allowing them to spread virus and death on the rest of us. (Google "Bill Maher pushes herd immunity" & watch for 4 mins).
He is a corporate shill.
You are just triggered because he isn't a socialist. He is left on everything except that and being PC
@@christopherdonahue1066 Believe it or not, pandemics have nothing to do about socialism. A virus like corona doesn't care whether you are a capitalist, socialist, or communist. To a virus you are only a host for its multiplication. The longer we are not cautious, and we are not patient, until most everyone is vaccinated, or we have herd immunity, there will continue to develop more potent variants that could kill even more of us. Herd immunity is not practiced before a vaccine, it is practiced after the vaccine is created. Bill got it wrong. Period.
Hey Bill, give your writers a bonus. Good stuff today.
Yes. Much better than that crypto currency bullsh** from last week. That segment will come back to haunt you 😂
Washed over Rehak jokes. Priceless
Conservative here. I can’t help but like this guy, even though I disagree with him 90% of the time. I do agree with him on more stuff than I thought. He tries to be intellectually honest. He’s also funny as hell.
I'm hopping you make fun of president Pinocchio ,don't disappoint me.
"It's nice to see so many familiar masks!" 🤣👍
This was a solid, well-delivered monologue. It seems he had some wishy-washy, semi-self deprecating “oops I misspoke” humor in the past few months, but it’s nice to hear a professional play off his audience and still nail the material. Bravo!
Guys a hack
He needs an audience
@@eileenmcgovern9193 He didnt say anything funny.
The woman is from Mali, resides in Morocco, and has given birth, nine children, in a health center, in Morocco, and all the newborns and their mother are in good health
She was flown to Morocco for the delivery, she lives in Mali.
On a roll probably because it was legit a crazy week
That's for dang sure 🙌🤘
@Juan Suero I almost had time to respond nicely to how silly your response to T's comment was...now all I can say is, making fun of *legit is abso ridic 😉😚
god bless
lol do you know what joy and laughter is? Hopefully you get sarcasm :) so sad to be so uptight you can't laugh at normal things. Saying prayers for you and yours.
@Juan Suero this is legit the booomerest comment i've ever read...legitimately
@Juan Suero Boomer Level-10K wow
@Juan Suero idk what’s got your panties in a bunch... but he legit used legit in the right way... that’s exactly the way to use it
Admit it, you're high af right now!
Yes
🔥🌿💨
Yup.
No
@@galinhosdorio8565 aye!
The mom that gave birth to 9 babies is indeed from Mali but she gave birth to them in Casablanca, Morocco.
The Government of Mali sent her to Morocco to receive a better healthcare treatment in Casablanca.
The Moroccan doctors did a fantastic job and all the 9 babies are being taken good care of. The mom is also fine.
And there’s no ocean near Mali for the dad to walk into (although I guess he could do that in Morocco).
The mom is fine? You mean physically? I can't imagine having to take care of one baby, let alone 9.
The mom is perfectly happy that the cesarean delivery (C-section) was successful and that all the 9 babies survived unharmed. She is now resting peacefully in the hospital. She is not looking after the 9 babies, the hospital is doing that for her. The babies each weighed between 1 and 2 pounds and they need to remain in a specialized nursery unit until they gain strength.
Glad it was Morocco. Dad couldn’t have walked into the ocean from Mali: It’s landlocked.
Bill Maher es bueno!
🤓👍
Muy bueno
u loco
An honest and unfiltered point of view. Thank you!
"Aren't you embarrassed?"
That should be the GOP motto.
yes yes yes
They would but the dems are already using it, on everyone including themsleves.
@@Braneded2 No common sense should be your motto
Better yet “Have you no sense of decency?” Or “Have you no sense of shame?”
@@johnscott2849 Who needs it now when you just do what your told by your fairly elected White House overlords
I LIVED THROUGH SKYLAB, I WILL MAKE IT THROUGH CHINA'S ROCKET HAHA
Great audience tonight! or Bill's just really glad to have an audience back
I think they are glad to be there too!
Love Bill. 💞💚💕
@@xsuploader 1 aww as
"After all, when has China ever let..." 👏👏👏
According to the WHO diseases aren't named after their geographic origin hence why Corona Virus Disease (COVID) isn't called the Wuhan Virus Disease (WUVID I guess). Still waiting on the new naming conventions for SARS, MERS, Ebola, Spanish Flu, Lyme Disease, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, West Nile Virus, and German Measles. I'm sure that China, who also initially stated that COVID couldn't be transmitted from human to human, had nothing to do with this.
@@Ferguson011975 Spanish Flu didn’t originate in Spain though. Naming diseases after places just leads to hate crimes.
@@dalastdon2574 No. It doesn't.
@@dalastdon2574 You are correct
@@Ferguson011975 Lol what kind of joker are you to think Spanish Flu follows a "naming convention"? Just so you know, the official name is A/H1N1. But I get it, that doesn't align with your dumpsterfire of an argument.
I’m just here for Bill’s trained seals.
Refreshing Bill thanks
9 babies - mom is resting comfortably,
Dad walked straight into the ocean with his clothes on
Bill back to his old great wit👏
walk straight to the desert
He didn't write that.
@@Amen.ahmed1 did you LISTEN to it?
@@a.i.8583 1 you don’t know that for sure
2 so fucking what - it was funny
can you explain the joke to me? i'm slow i don't get it thx
2:00 that is so vicous and so true. I couldn't agree more.
i'm facebook free,
And as happy as can be,
they threw me off of twitter,
now i'm a grand slam hitter,
woot woot!!!
You're a Poet
And don't Know It
You're high,
So bye bye.
I was thrown off Twitter too.
Didn't bother with either. They are nothing more than a self grandizing tool for narcissists.
"The Big Lie" is the only program left for the "Grand" Old Party.
@Rickie Matthews Do they call you "Rickie the Retarded" or "Village Idiot" in your home town?
@Rickie Matthews Not the same Democrat party today in case you haven't noticed. That was about a hundred years ago. Come on Rickie, you can do better than that if you wear you tin foil hat and think real hard.
@@olddirtbiker5088 The Dem's fought against civil right's bill of 1964.
@@romancewiththepast7979 ...and the Republicans had candidates in 1940 that today would be called communists by everyone right of Bernie Sanders, what's your point? I bet your example in 1964 happened before you were even born. Breaking news, genius, we're living in 2021 and things have fucking changed. Even if some idiots in Britain haven't realised it before their misguided vote. The US would look much better if people started remembering shit in the last decade instead of 15 wars ago.
@@olddirtbiker5088 eh, they’re still using race, just revised the tactic.
Damn faster than HBO Max
Dam Quite you ....
"I know it hurts, but you're almost there!"
Bill "I think I know why you're happy today" Maher
Bill already knows.... he’s the best.
Actually it was the LEAST crazy week in over four years. You DO remember DJT dont'cha?
Please...
The crazy thing about the last four years was how badly MSM lied to the American people about Trump.
The Left has been brainwashing people for years and it appears you’re one of them.
@@mr.dynamite2543 👽🙄
Donald who? Ignore the ignoramus. Feeding the troll is the only thing keeping it alive.
@Scott Covert Weed and UA-cam comments don't mix. Put down the keyboard.
@@mr.dynamite2543 I think you been drinking too much of that Fox Orange Kool-Aid, it's been warping your perception. Try to add some Realty to your Diet.
I love the way you tell it like it is 👍
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This has been the best show on TV for a long, long time.
And it became that right after this OTHER show called Politically Incorrect was cancelled! What a coinkydink!
Your kidding right? His show is the worst show in the history of entertainment
@@keithcameron8306 Well, I respect your opinion.
SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP, SHEEPLE.
Hard to keep a long distance relationship in a 66 thousand square feet home. Funny.
So crazy how right cries about cancle couture but they trying to cancle Liz Cheney
Dick Cheney and Barrack Obama are cousins.
The swamp runs deep.
I’ve also heard the left say there’s no cancel culture (I believe LeVar Burton called it ‘consequence culture’).
Either way, it’s ridiculous for either side to use it.
Not trying to cancel Cheney, just trying to strip her the right of speaking for “her constituents”. She can say whatever she wants and wherever she just doesn’t speak for who she supposedly represents. HUGE difference
You don't get it do you?
You don't seem to understand what cancel culture means
Mitt Romney getting booed in Utah is like Trump getting booed at a spray tan convention 🤷🏿♂️
TDS. Consult a doctor
@@kekistan4873 Repukes-CDS since the 80s!
@Tory Livingston Sore loser! Go infiltrate a federal building!
@@bernardheadspeth9001 Don’t you have a Target to loot?
@@Dee-gk6zg Yes because looting a Target is the same as trying to overthrow our government. Those riots were a result of terrible race relations while you losers fell for a con man and stormed the Capitol. Say it with me! Soore looosers!!😂😂
And when Melinda dropped the divorce papers in his lap, I hope they were in a bright blue envelope with white writing in the Fixedsys font... and she made the Blue Screen of Death sound: "Done."
😊😊👍👍
💯❣️✨✔️
Look closely; Melinda is the man, not Bill.
He rebooted in safe mode
"I'd recognise that mask from anywhere!" thanks im gonna use that as inspired by the first bit haha
Micro-soft, she said!
I love how after you delete all social media, you end up seeing it anyway from friends saying "did you see this". I'm like no I didn't, but thanks for sharing the shit I turned off.
I get that same question and a comment about ‘if you had Facebook, you’d know’, from my younger sister. My response is generally ’why, I have you.’
50% content. 50% clapping. We're getting back to normal
0% entertaining
@@blanegoggin7624 Then why do you watch?
@@blanegoggin7624 You lost. Get over it. 😂
@@dalastdon2574 gutfeld. (Seinfeld bass)Dum dum dum da dum.
@@dalastdon2574 we keep thinking he'll come to his senses and return to comedy.
Don't always agree with Bills politics, but still love the guy.
I'm remembering Skylab...
Does anyone still remember when NASA's Skylab fell to Earth in Western Australia 40 years ago?
Yes
I was 18.
I guess that was in the pioneering stage of space travel. You would expect better today from modern space agencies.
@@pbhpbh1379 derp
Isn't a divorce just the IT equivalent of 'turning it off and back on again'?
Love you Bill
Sounds like canned laughter and applause from 1962.
@2:53 That explains the guy walking into the ocean in GTA SA. 😆
Umm I played GTA SA. Why don't I remember this?? Lol
What are you thinking of? That's not in the game.
@@AdrianColley Check out the videos "GTA SA Myth - The Truth About The Suicidal Photographer & Falling Lemmings
" *and* "GTA San Andreas Suicide Photographer."
Silver Cloud that’s a popular myth hole
Love you Bill!!!
I love you Bill.
Mali is a landlocked country, I guessed dad escaped the country altogether before entering the ocean XD
Mali, Maui, Malawi, meh 😋
They were transferred to Morocco for the twins' delivery.
Any country has a beach if you walk long enough.
Bill Maher is awesome!
Melinda just wants to be able to get a Mac.
She switched to Linux
I'm a pro-Trumper and I still am compelled to listen to Bill...
Because of the economic crisis and the rate of unemployment now is the best time to invest and make money 💯
Exactly sir
Investing in crypto currency is one of the best chance of making money 💸
Buy gold and crypto
I wanted to trade crypto but got confused by the fluctuations in price
That won't bother you if you trade with a Professional like Mrs Maria Garcia
Love you bill!
Melinda Gates, how would you describe your ex husband?
Microsoft
Preach Bill, preach!!!
For a single guy he sure knows how to crack a dad joke
His writers probably aren't (single/without children).
How can they clap
I am fully vaccinated ready to roll.
Perfectly positioned to be told that there are more vaccinations necessary for you in the near future LOL
And you do realize that other countries have come out with data showing that at least have to even a little more than that of their new cases are from people that were vaccinated? You cannot trust the United States with this information anymore as this is a turned completely political and the lies come with that. Just a mere fact they're pushing people down that even want to bring up safety behind the vaccines tells you all you need to know with propaganda in this issue. Look into the fact that over 4,000 people claim to have family members who died right after the vaccine. They were easy to point everyone who died from covid as being legit but some reason no one wants to take serious these deaths from vaccinations, right there should tell you all you need to know about the legitimatcy behind the information
@@arthurfonzarelli9828 Well catch the real virus then.
"Not Really A Joke" Writers.
Bill Gates and Bill Maher are Betamax.
So everyone, in celebration of the Chinese space debris falling on us. Let us all take time to listen to Devo's great punk song "Space Junk" just once this weekend!
First Covid from China, now it’s space junk. Easy to get a bad reputation.
@@mmaranta785 Problem is the average American doesn't know how to distinguish the Chinese Communist Government to the Chinaman and a Chinese American who built the rail road back bone of this country.
You make me really miss LA!👍🏻❤️
The rocket after reentry will be the size of a bus and it’s being tracked like the last time this happened years ago. Relax. As for the rest? Yeah spot on as always.
Right now there are 999Thumbs Down. So I flipped Upside down Laughed & Watched it -LOL!
This is how democracy dies, by thunderous applause
I came, I saw and I concurred.
GOP:"Conform or be canceled. Resistance is futile."
Hello there, my fellow totalitarian.
I want to know what the GOP would do if Trump were to pass away tomorrow
They'd wait 3 days for him to rise from the dead.
@@buffstraw2969 well played 👏👏👏
@@Derek_T We can only hope.
Probably celebrate in secrecy...
In the movies when you take out the Mother Ship, the rest of the alien ships are destroyed.
I was waiting for this
For years my friends and family gave me crap about not being on Facebook or Twitter or the Other wastes of Time-No Profile on Me, no fake news, no constant “message bubbles”. Google hates Me but I still have those friends and My sanity
Melinda is leaving Bill Gates, because his harddrive is a micro soft.
I expect Microsoft to come up with a new Certified Compatible Partner program.
Love u Bill . Love 💕 your show. 💓💓
66,000 ft² house? Bill could have two mistresses living in the same house as his wife and they'd never meet.
Loved the "They weren't compatible" joke.
The guru of climate change lives in a 66,000 square foot house. What a joke.
You know your a professional comedian when you can generate a laugh when there isn't any.
Bill is really the odd ball in the late shows. He still makes jokes about Covid and China which makes a normal person a social pariah in certain groups.
Seems the only things bipartisan in usa is military spending, supporting Israel, and bashing China, so gross
@@texajp1946 supporting Israel is no longer bi-partisan. Israel-bashing, which was always haute on the far Left, has become standard doctrine in the DNC. The quiet ways the Biden admin is undermining Israel and emboldening her enemies will likely undo the Abraham accords within the next two years.
Truth!!!!!!!!!
"It is so good to see so much familiar masks!"🤣🤣🤣
It is not mother's day on Sunday... It is Birthing people's day Sunday. Please...
"Uncontrolled reentry" sounds like an Urban Dictionary heading.
Won't it burn up upon reentry?
@@margo3367 Almost certainly not. It might.. but it's size and composition make it VERY unlikely not to rain metal down in the path of decent. But.. on the bright side, it is far more likely to land in the ocean than on land, let alone a populated area.
"Uncontrolled re-entry": I've done a few of those myself, first and second stage releases.
No response, the best response? 🤦♀️🤣
3:40 utah saint - brilliant 90s reference there. well done 👌
I had one of their CDs.😃
haha ace (of base) 😂😂🥳🙌
Nice last joke lmao “weren’t compatible “
You're looking nervous, Bill
Reptilian in panic mode
He has always been a scared little boy
When you hear comments like "we stole it for your own good" that says it all. Who are the liers?
And where have you heard that?
@@pdoylemi the Time Magazine article didn’t use those words. It did say ‘the election wasn’t rigged, but fortified for the proper outcome.’
I wouldn’t say they ‘lied,’ they just neglected to share until we’re after the election was over.
@@anerrantknight8077
The proper outcome is for the winner to win, you dipshit. "Fortified for the proper outcome" especially in an environment where we knew foreign actors (mostly Russia) were trying to interfere, means strengthening security to be sure that the election was fair, and everyone's vote counted.
You certainly are errant, alright...
@@pdoylemi did you read the article? Did the article read as though it was being secured for either candidate to win? Even Sanders wasn’t given an equal shot.
Are we still running with the Russian interference bit? Hasn’t there been enough showing that wasn’t the case?
“Strengthening security” would include signature verifications & showing IDs, no? What about permitting poll watchers to watch the whole count? Wouldn’t encouraging audits help strengthen security?
“Dipshit”? Flattery will get you nowhere.
@@anerrantknight8077
Tell the CIA and FBI and DOJ that the Russians weren't interfering - if you want to get called a dipshit again.
Sanders WAS given an equal shot. And we DID signature verification and have never needed IDs, and still don't. And we do have poll watchers watching the whole count - just not every untrained goober who wants to crowd in. We also have press in the room and lawyers from both parties. And we had many audits and recounts, and no one objected. If you are referring to than circus going on in AZ, that is not an audit, it is a crime.
bill: have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again?
OMG Richard Ayoade's face is what came to my mind when I thought "heh--would Bill Gates have an IT guy? What would that look like?"
I would upvote your comment further if I could :)
Bill Maher..... the only liberal that tells the truth. Maybe there is hope. Way to go Bill!!!
After the Chinese gave us Covid-19, they thought the out of control rocket would give us a booster shot.
Now that's funny.
China to America is like a Black Man being pulled by the cops ...
Indian ocean. 🚀
The Americans have never apologized for sending us the 1918 pandemic, killing a hundred million people. We could be even more specific and blame the people of Ohio. At least China did everything they could to stop it. The Americans just kept sending and sending. In reality, diseases happen from time to time. Neither the Americans or the Chinese are to blame. The Americans can be blamed for sending us the measels though, because that is on purpose.
It's hard to laugh when he speaks the truth! 😂🤔😎
2:05 He couldn't even say it with a straight face 😂
2:04 you don't always have to finish a joke for it to work👍
@@thomasj7506 you sound like the type who says this kind of thing a lot. you should relax.
I would say that Bill and Melinda are getting a critical update which includes new "features" added to a browser he should have known better than to use
The only 2 businesses that call their customers users: Drug dealers, Social Media....# Social Dilemma