Monologue: Old Malarkey | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @carloslara8067
    @carloslara8067 3 роки тому +232

    I dont have cable or HBO, but I'm glad I have an Android phone and youtube to watch Bill. He's the greatest.

    • @kylem2693
      @kylem2693 3 роки тому +18

      Android power✊🏽 fuck iPhone slaves. Watcha got, galaxy?

    • @damaskito
      @damaskito 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @user-hd8ej8yx9p
      @user-hd8ej8yx9p 3 роки тому +8

      Fuck androids!! iPhone clan where you at??

    • @HughJass-313
      @HughJass-313 3 роки тому +5

      @@user-hd8ej8yx9p
      At Brunch?

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 3 роки тому +4

      @@HughJass-313 lmao! Nice burn! Loved it!

  • @driverman8615
    @driverman8615 3 роки тому +112

    “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Issac Asimov

    • @bm421
      @bm421 3 роки тому +4

      People who disagree with you aren’t stupid and ignorant. You’re arrogant to think so. You’d call me ignorant for my opinions because they don’t jive with yours but I graduated magna cum laude from a prestigious business school. Stop thinking you’re better than people.

    • @jordanschooley7836
      @jordanschooley7836 3 роки тому +32

      @@bm421 That’s not what Asimov was saying. Asimov is lamenting the groups of people in the US who feel that highly educated (or even educated) people shouldn’t be trusted. Expressing a different opinion, provided it’s supported by facts doesn’t make you stupid and ignorant - it makes you free. Not believing in evolution is stupid and ignorant. Believing It’s OK to go to church during a global pandemic because God will protect you is stupid and ignorant. Thinking Hillary Clinton controls a mob of baby-eating lizard people out of a pizza restaurant in DC is stupid and ignorant. Belief is not equivalent to facts.

    • @driverman8615
      @driverman8615 3 роки тому +12

      @@bm421 "No amount of evidence can ever persuade an idiot" Mark Twain

    • @davidbennett5981
      @davidbennett5981 3 роки тому +1

      @@driverman8615 Mark Twain never said it...it was a Facebook post that was reputed by AAPFACTCHECK. Still a great quote.

    • @julieshaffer7140
      @julieshaffer7140 3 роки тому +1

      It's always other people. No one admits their own ignorance.

  • @judithrapier7500
    @judithrapier7500 3 роки тому +123

    My blood pressure is down. All it took was a new President - there are still problems, but I'm not yelling at the news anymore.

    • @sodarndonestopthelies6514
      @sodarndonestopthelies6514 3 роки тому +14

      Im actually listening to music because except for gatze and rudy the news is boring: normal

    • @mattrussillo4587
      @mattrussillo4587 3 роки тому +15

      The back pain I had all summer DISAPPEARED
      The day after the election was confirmed! I know you must be familiar with the concept of" America first".

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 3 роки тому +17

      I haven't needed viagra since January 20. Life is stress free again.

    • @shadeshadyshade254
      @shadeshadyshade254 3 роки тому +9

      Of course your not....left wing news is so safe for you. Dementia Joe is a global embarrassment.

    • @skankhunt3624
      @skankhunt3624 3 роки тому +4

      @@shadeshadyshade254 and RWMSM is radicalizing it's viewers.

  • @richardsantos4706
    @richardsantos4706 3 роки тому +86

    When told to stay 6 ft from Ted Cruz the response was do we have to get that close

    • @kaynickerson6138
      @kaynickerson6138 3 роки тому +3

      👍

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 3 роки тому +4

      I remember in 2015, seeing Ted Cruz on TV, and he kept saying "hardcore porn," in some kind of discussion.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 роки тому +2

      @@psychedelicfright85 isn't he also the republican congressman who "liked" a porn account tweet on Twitter several years ago, too?

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 3 роки тому +42

    I’ve waited 4 years to feel safe enough listening to a presidential speech to blissfully nod off before it was over. Bless Biden.

  • @belindagrimes2418
    @belindagrimes2418 3 роки тому +10

    Bill Maher looks and sounds sooo relieved these days.😂👍

  • @maliksamarijones9304
    @maliksamarijones9304 3 роки тому +28

    The state of the union was DEFINITELY safe...6 feet social distancing, 12 feet from Ted Cruz, 24 feet from Marjorie Taylor Green, 100 feet from Matt "the fat ace ventura" Gaetz, and 2000 miles from a certain orange failed wall contractor. 👍

    • @michaelwoolcock5600
      @michaelwoolcock5600 3 роки тому

      You are a smooth criminal, Malik! 😁

    • @rgii8060
      @rgii8060 3 роки тому

      Then when it was over, they all huddled up to chit chat. Most likely laughing at all the suckers like you that believe social distancing actually does anything

    • @flashbacksinto1574
      @flashbacksinto1574 3 роки тому

      People that name call others are the same ones that later are accusing others of doing or pull the race card out..

  • @HeavyChevy
    @HeavyChevy 3 роки тому +345

    “Thank god we got Mexico to pay for that wall” 😂😂😂

    • @StudioDaVeed
      @StudioDaVeed 3 роки тому +9

      What are you gonna say when Joe resumes the Wall construction?
      My prediction is by the end of the year - if not; next spring.
      There is a logic to it - can you come up with it now on your own?
      Or will you wait for the spin masters to tell you so you can eagerly drone like nod your head in agreement?
      Moderate Liberal here - there is a logic to it and we have been given all the necessary information.
      So, just for fun discussion sake - Joe resumes funding for the Wall.
      Why and your opinion.
      Thank you.

    • @lisapark2001
      @lisapark2001 3 роки тому +5

      Ya but he is shifting the jobs to Mexico.

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 3 роки тому +28

      magats sure are triggered...bahbahbhabhabhbaa

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 3 роки тому +7

      Mexico did pay for that wall, partially. With the threat of tariffs, Trump basically made them guard their own borders to keep too many migrants from flowing into the United States. That's a form of payment.

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 3 роки тому +27

      @@nonmagicmike723 trump fkd over America daily.

  • @dustinlangley3070
    @dustinlangley3070 3 роки тому +35

    Aight that last joke funny as hell

  • @gallaxian
    @gallaxian 3 роки тому +2

    I’m as relieved as anyone Trump is gone but crediting the growth rate in the economy to a president at the hundred-day mark is ridiculous, especially as GDP figures are released with a lag and the incoming president’s policies haven’t come into effect.

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 3 роки тому +33

    Get it right, Bill. Could we please stop talking like the infrastructure bill is $2.3T in one year? It's over 8 years. So it's $300B per year. And because it's infrastructure, just like the interstate system, it will ultimately pay for itself. Unlike the tax cuts that paid for stock buybacks.

    • @warpedjaffas1
      @warpedjaffas1 3 роки тому +6

      With interest rates globally at record lows now is precisely the time to borrow money & invest it in America's future. Whats the Republican infrastructure plan? Wait until interest goes up & borrow then? Janet Yellen knows what she's doing. Very capable economist.

    • @unwantedend4294
      @unwantedend4294 3 роки тому

      Yes let's keep spending I'm sure that's how you fix things.

    • @brettb9194
      @brettb9194 3 роки тому

      @@warpedjaffas1 never heard of bait and switch I suppose - inflation is already causing a large part of the "increase in GDP" think about it, they pay the person making your burger and shake $15 an hour pretty soon your burger and shake cost $10, $15, $20 and eventually they will not be able to deny it - the only reason anyone is getting away with it is that most of the industrialized world is doing it - buying their own government bonds with their central bank, money out of thin air - so you have the same or less goods and trillions of more dollars floating around in the pool: if that doesn't cause inflation all our economic theory for the past 80 years is bunk

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

      @@brettb9194 Everything that you believe has been bunk for the last 80 years. There's proof on video.
      Watch the 1942 USDA film, Hemp For Victory.
      "Land of the Free"? "Home of the Brave"? "Free-market system"? It's all bullshit.

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 3 роки тому

      @@unwantedend4294 fixing things is the point of re/building infrastructure

  • @jfyre1ify
    @jfyre1ify 3 роки тому

    I'm pinching off a Big Bill Maher right now!

  • @K1forMVP
    @K1forMVP 3 роки тому +6

    The Economy was on fire pre-corona. The only reason why the Economy is exploding now is because it has been artificially depressed due to the Coronavirus Epidemic. The Economy will not continue to grow at this rate, it will calm back down after this rush is over.

    • @aslamibnshiraj1814
      @aslamibnshiraj1814 3 роки тому

      For "Economy only" Trump was the best. Because his entire life shows he knows money.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 роки тому +39

    He thought AOC was the active ingredient in weed priceless.
    Ted wasn’t asleep he was protesting WOKENESS
    Bill you were on a role with this monologue. Well done👏👏

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

      The US legalized weed to win World War II.
      Watch the 1942 USDA film, Hemp For Victory.
      The license to grow hemp that is shown in the video reads, "Producer of Marihuana."
      Americans would know this if even one celebrity would tell their fans about it.

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 3 роки тому +1

      @@Marijuanifornia America would know this if not for Reagan and so many lives ruined with arrest for marijuana.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

      @@apove1814 Reagan has nothing to do with it now. Hemp For Victory has been public for 30 years. It's on everyone's cellphones 24 hours a day. On UA-cam, it has less than 100k views across multiple channels. By comparison, videos of people getting a haircut rack up millions of views in a single day. Even history professors don't know about it, and they don't even care. No one cares about anything.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 роки тому

      @@Marijuanifornia Just stop. No one cares why Marijuana was made illegal. Especially since it's being made legal now.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

      @@christinebenson518 That's the problem. People don't know that the legalization of Cannabis Sativa saved the world from the Nazis. Without it, the US would've not been able to join World War II, England would've been destroyed, Israel wouldn't exist, Japan would own Hawaii, and the Baby Boom wouldn't have happened so none of us would've been born. And if we do this again, Cannabis will stop climate change and save the world for our future generations.
      But who cares why it was outlawed after all that, right? What does that have to do with anything that is happening now?

  • @alansmitheejr-g2q
    @alansmitheejr-g2q 3 роки тому +98

    The whole world should be allowed to have 6 feet of separation from Ted Cruz.

    • @Dee-gk6zg
      @Dee-gk6zg 3 роки тому +2

      And Guatemala Kamala

    • @longjohn526
      @longjohn526 3 роки тому +5

      As long as Ted is 6 ft under my feet I'm in ......

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 3 роки тому +2

      Forget 6 feet, how about several light years? Send him to Mars, I mean the planet wouldn't have any intelligent life but we wouldn't have to deal with him.

    • @joenalewabau9589
      @joenalewabau9589 3 роки тому +2

      More like 60feet, his body odour wafts that far.

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 3 роки тому +2

      Add Josh Hawley to that list too.

  • @paulwalsh2344
    @paulwalsh2344 3 роки тому +26

    It was nice to hear a President SOUND like a President again !
    ... although I was still nervous Biden would accidentally call someone a dog-faced pony soldier.

  • @wanderer0617
    @wanderer0617 3 роки тому +9

    Great writing for this monologue 🤣

  • @franklinpierce2854
    @franklinpierce2854 3 роки тому +2

    Please, PLEASE. "The Federal budget is 4 trillion, and this is on top of that !" NO IT IS NOT. All of these expenses will happen over 5 to 10 years !!! Including the taxes that will pay for them. NOT THIS YEAR. PLEASE get it right, Bill.

  • @johnmoeller8654
    @johnmoeller8654 3 роки тому +34

    Bill has really cultivated his show on HBO and made it even better than the network release.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 3 роки тому

      Nah man he's just old and mad that younger people don't like him and actually fight for a better life.

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 3 роки тому +1

      I do still miss the Politically Incorrect format... Was fun to see who the four person mix would be... Marilyn Manson, mrs Brady, some religious chick, and ...? Lol the randomness of it made for excellent conversation

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 3 роки тому +21

    3 month Juice cleanse or colonic cleanse even better..... never felt lighter in my life ...the epitome of the biggest understatement in history........

  • @joanama1000
    @joanama1000 3 роки тому +16

    Bill you are always on the mark. Honestly I thought there was something creepy about that guy. If he is guilty I hope he and all those men who lust after children should be punished.

  • @varmoes
    @varmoes 3 роки тому +76

    Canadian here! Would it be possible to get full episodes on UA-cam? I would never mind the ads…

    • @ljss6805
      @ljss6805 3 роки тому +2

      Just get HBO go.

    • @ljss6805
      @ljss6805 3 роки тому +1

      @@rv2167 Make sense.

    • @ryancappo
      @ryancappo 3 роки тому +4

      There is a podcast for the audio too.

    • @obcl8569
      @obcl8569 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryancappo i didn't know this! Thank you!

    • @obcl8569
      @obcl8569 3 роки тому +5

      HBO would *never* let that happen lol
      By the time the show has finished playing on tv, they have already started scouring UA-cam for any unlicensed, full or even slightly longer uploads to *shut* *them* *down* immediately. They are VERY dedicated to protecting (& charging for$$) every second of content they possibly can.
      It's almost comically evil lol, this global empire & it's minute by minute battle with youtube uploads. Try finding John Oliver's Last Week Tonight uploads by anyone other than the official page, any clip you do find will very likely be of such low quality it's rendered almost unwatchable.
      Corporate priorities... the collapse of morality & kindness lololol

  • @givenscommunications6307
    @givenscommunications6307 3 роки тому +39

    The first 100 days of the Biden Administration- “It’s like being on a three month juice cleanse. I feel so much lighter. There was so much Trump up there!”
    “I tried to give a panhandler $5 and he told me to make a more serious offer!”

    • @leothalion1629
      @leothalion1629 3 роки тому

      Hahaha so funny I can't contain myself. Disasso & Taketh

  • @sirjonsmithiii992
    @sirjonsmithiii992 3 роки тому +1

    What a difference a competent president makes.

  • @vannavanity1195
    @vannavanity1195 3 роки тому +28

    Maher is the only pundit, political commentator, or political comedian who can make me laugh a lot. He's so funny lol

  • @SmokinSilentJoE
    @SmokinSilentJoE 3 роки тому +33

    It's nice to have a real President and not a rotten orange wearing a suit.

    • @stevefisher2553
      @stevefisher2553 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you true American!!

    • @robertaguilar2968
      @robertaguilar2968 3 роки тому +6

      You got an old demented commie potato for president. Hiding biden and heels up kamala haven't accomplish anything.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 3 роки тому +2

      @@robertaguilar2968 we’re all pigeonholed to capitalism, a conservative construct, patriot wannabe.
      No ones free when we’re all on sheople farms where the primary crop harvested is money.
      The Capital Lie I$ The Golden Cage in the Land of the Fee, Home of the $lave.

    • @robertaguilar2968
      @robertaguilar2968 3 роки тому +3

      @@72marshflower15 capitalism is the american way. You have every opportunity in this country to make your life as successful as you choose to. If you want government control move to China .

    • @leothalion1629
      @leothalion1629 3 роки тому +2

      That's really idiotic. What's real about him? That he knows how to fall going upstairs?

  • @ZYX261
    @ZYX261 3 роки тому +363

    "3 month juice cleanse....how much trump was in there!" LOL 😆🤣😂

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 3 роки тому +6

      Getting rid of Trump was more like an enema.

    • @DvLnDsGyZ
      @DvLnDsGyZ 3 роки тому +8

      @john sprague Pretty sure killing the country was trump's plan since he already killed half a million before Biden was elected... Go back to your delusional fox entertainment "news" network, your slow witted opinions don't matter here.

    • @DocOrtmeyer
      @DocOrtmeyer 3 роки тому +2

      @@alex35agm you apparently don't know about juicing...
      You shit like a fountain.

  • @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584
    @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584 3 роки тому +61

    I give Sear's credit for hanging on this long. Now if their products could do the same thing....

    • @kevinobryant48
      @kevinobryant48 3 роки тому +2

      And they still high asf they need lower prices and bring back layaway and monthly payments let people own new stuff again that’s on a fixed income

    • @claireconover
      @claireconover 3 роки тому +5

      @@kevinobryant48 I thought sears was pretty cheap compared to amazon and most niche retailers...
      the merchandise quality was hit or miss, but if you did find a hit… it was guaranteed to be cheapest there.

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 роки тому +3

      They did it to themselves...caring more about the shareholders more than the customers. I worked for them for 12years and saw the changes. I left and the store were I worked closed less than 10years later. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

    • @jimmieanderson3574
      @jimmieanderson3574 3 роки тому +9

      In the 1950's through the 1970's Sears was known for quality durable goods with their Kenmore brand of household appliances and Craftsman tools. This was when USA products stood for quality.

    • @micahmcallister5554
      @micahmcallister5554 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @mcemct7434
    @mcemct7434 3 роки тому +31

    Old Malarkey?! That's my handle !!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pas9ify
    @pas9ify 3 роки тому +1

    I cannot live without my Bill Maher!

  • @eltorocal
    @eltorocal 3 роки тому +31

    Lauren Boebert was pissed that nobody questioned if the One Republican on the latest Space Mission was wearing a GUN.

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 3 роки тому +42

    Packed car dealership--sure.
    Long line for an open house--i believe it.
    But 2 people in Sears? no way.

    • @ljss6805
      @ljss6805 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, that's 2 too many.

    • @aliasdyln33
      @aliasdyln33 3 роки тому +5

      Hey now, that's really just one on the cash register, and one to supervise. "Customers" are not in that number.

    • @lilybee7334
      @lilybee7334 3 роки тому

      Here in the Netherlands it’s one person for every 25m2 of a shop. Sounds like a lot more logical...

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 3 роки тому

      2 sounds exactly right . Not a survivable business.

  • @tigertiger1699
    @tigertiger1699 3 роки тому +36

    They clap at everything, every 15 seconds

    • @billgee02
      @billgee02 3 роки тому +9

      Just like a Republican State of the Union speech

    • @antonnurwald5700
      @antonnurwald5700 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Get rid of them already! Some of those jokes were hilarious though.

    • @rafetizer
      @rafetizer 3 роки тому +2

      It was a damned funny monologue, whaddya want?

    • @chasthanhburns123
      @chasthanhburns123 3 роки тому +1

      They are paid well.

    • @tigertiger1699
      @tigertiger1699 3 роки тому

      @@rafetizer
      ? Laughing... just noticed.. the a lot of US shows.., theres this need to reaffirm the host or comments etc.. whooping etc etc.. like they’ve need heard.....
      just seems weird.. ole Bill keeps getting interrupted.., then when he does give line... they funny miss it..
      Anyway

  • @christelwilfork9613
    @christelwilfork9613 3 роки тому +1

    Love you Bill and yeh....for Biden❤

  • @Vanguardkl
    @Vanguardkl 3 роки тому +15

    6.4% doesn't sound like much until you realise that's 500 billion dollars in growth over 3 months

    • @globalvideoexpert9447
      @globalvideoexpert9447 3 роки тому +5

      It's not "growth". It's businesses being allowed to reopen thanks to vaccines created during the last administration.

    • @Swiffah145
      @Swiffah145 3 роки тому

      The 6.4% is the annualized rate

    • @leothalion1629
      @leothalion1629 3 роки тому

      Read a fucking book man. WTF.

  • @calie-annecaz5474
    @calie-annecaz5474 3 роки тому +73

    Half expected Bill to get on a flying carpet with Aladdin to sing “a whole new world “ lmfao

    • @smoothie3376
      @smoothie3376 3 роки тому +2

      Definitely a missed opportunity 🤣

    • @Pomoscorzo
      @Pomoscorzo 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @padadiddle
      @padadiddle 3 роки тому +2

      the public school system did a good job of making you a self loathing white girl.

    • @zvipatent
      @zvipatent 3 роки тому +1

      @@padadiddle Good one bro ! Peace and justice.

  • @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584
    @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584 3 роки тому +6

    Snoozin Cruz, lyin flyin Ted

  • @emad9202
    @emad9202 3 роки тому

    the pa handler and sears jokes 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @sasharobins6437
    @sasharobins6437 3 роки тому +12

    Classic: they listened to it on their 5G...🤣😂🤣

  • @karenthomas4707
    @karenthomas4707 3 роки тому +1

    Best monologue! 🤣🤣

  • @jakebe4915
    @jakebe4915 3 роки тому +42

    I knew BIDEN was our new leader when he said to the Maga CULT LEADER " will you shut up man?" God bless Uncle Joe.

    • @zagzagel420
      @zagzagel420 3 роки тому +6

      Stop watching cnn they have brain washed you

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 роки тому

      Damn skippy! Best rebuttal ever!

    • @flashbacksinto1574
      @flashbacksinto1574 3 роки тому +2

      "Will you shut up man" was the WEAKEST thing I've ever heard.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 роки тому +4

      @@flashbacksinto1574 is it weaker than calling Ted Cruz a liar with with ugly wife and saying Marco Rubio is..."small"?

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 роки тому +3

      @@zagzagel420 Fu-Q and the Trumpubelikkkan horse Q rode in on.

  • @reverendmonique-mariebray2436
    @reverendmonique-mariebray2436 3 роки тому +1

    I guess you'd use a mylar blanket when you realize you've been had! Where else are you gonna go? Into the arms of Rep. Gaetz to be consoled? Hell no, cause you're too old and he'll send you flying out the door.

  • @johnlemoine6399
    @johnlemoine6399 3 роки тому +4

    Must be why gas is almost $4 a gallon again. . . .

  • @romelcevallos1026
    @romelcevallos1026 3 роки тому +1

    We have to make sure trump never again get closer to The W H, insted we have to send him to NYC County court and later to jail for so much corruption in his entired life.

  • @rosannsupino5517
    @rosannsupino5517 3 роки тому +33

    "Three month juice cleanse". Love it!!!

    • @padadiddle
      @padadiddle 3 роки тому

      I hate you, liberals, and Bill.You are enemies of this country.

  • @apove1814
    @apove1814 3 роки тому +94

    “Then the govt made it rain”… 🤣😭😂😂😂😂

    • @dl3074
      @dl3074 3 роки тому +10

      The increased economy was due to the reopening from the lockdown, which has nothing to do with Biden. The recovery from the Pandemic was from Trump’s vaccines, which totally should be on Trump's credits. Biden has been hiding and has not done anything good since taking office. Border crisis he created.

    • @susanhavens8692
      @susanhavens8692 3 роки тому +2

      @@dl3074 ❤️

    • @tres311
      @tres311 3 роки тому +4

      @@dl3074 but, but, but the “$2000” checks! And Syrian airstrikes! He’s also signed 1000 executive orders from the basement!

    • @dl3074
      @dl3074 3 роки тому +1

      @Juan Suero unemployment due to lockdown in democrat states like Cuomo's NY.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 роки тому +6

      @@dl3074 Bull$hit

  • @joeblow9931
    @joeblow9931 3 роки тому +4

    and wait til hyperinflation kicks in. Prices have already been rising

  • @ap3he
    @ap3he 3 роки тому +147

    Last time I was this early the big baby was still selling steaks

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 3 роки тому +8

      ****. “Trying” to sell steaks. 😂

    • @prime2955
      @prime2955 3 роки тому +1

      Don't insult babies. Worst than the most repulsive, ugly baby.

  • @shinka6670
    @shinka6670 3 роки тому +16

    It's so comfy and reassuring to have the old ways of war back eh?

    • @michaelcortez1531
      @michaelcortez1531 3 роки тому +1

      You mean like Trump not honoring his troop pullout deadline from Afghanistan ending this weekend and threatening to continue one or start a new one?

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 3 роки тому +1

      What like leaving Afghanistan which your mate didn’t do in 4 years

    • @shinka6670
      @shinka6670 3 роки тому

      Both the right and the left did their best to keep troops in Afghanistan. If you think that was all Trump not doing anything you are burying your head in the sand. Why you assume anyone that criticizes Biden or the Dems as a Trump fanboy I'm not sure either. We'll see when the troops are home. My guess is never no matter who is in charge. If they are I'm sure they will get sent somewhere else asap.

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 3 роки тому +1

      @@shinka6670 well if it’s both the American left and right that tried to keep troops in Afghanistan then it’s not really “back to the old ways of war” then is it? This Trump as dove thing you guys have as a narrative is an interesting flex but I’m old enough to remember dubya.

    • @shinka6670
      @shinka6670 3 роки тому

      @@itookallthenames yeah me too, I'm not suggesting that Trump didn't bomb anything or keep troops places but if you are trying to tell me that he had more military conflict than Bush, Clinton, Bush and Obama you are just factually wrong. Why can't we just accept that he was a small turd instead of a big turd on war

  • @lowrider9367
    @lowrider9367 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta love the 10 people laughing @ this guy!!!

  • @dariuspringle2608
    @dariuspringle2608 3 роки тому +3

    The Mylar blanket was actually a faraday cage.

  • @dentonfender6492
    @dentonfender6492 3 роки тому +1

    Hordes of people are still unemployed, and can't pay their rent. We are in a Depression worst than 2008/9.

  • @vekuruz
    @vekuruz 3 роки тому +4

    "We're up 6% this quarter, I think that's good" -- Bill Maher not understanding a v-shaped recovery after many places in the country begin to open up.
    Given what we've been through 6% is a slow recovery compared to what was projected.

    • @zvipatent
      @zvipatent 3 роки тому +1

      I agree, 6% is not impressive when merely the compared to the Wuhan Plague days. Bill missed the boat on that comment.

    • @mgb5170
      @mgb5170 3 роки тому

      It's better than flat or no action which could've happened. I'll take it.

    • @zvipatent
      @zvipatent 3 роки тому

      @@mgb5170 Seems you do not know what happens automatically after a pandemic is curbed - people go back to work and the economy recovers. Joe is merely SLOWING the recovery

  • @Vulmio
    @Vulmio 3 роки тому +1

    "Not Trump" is the best president ever !

  • @laurala101
    @laurala101 3 роки тому +4

    Why was Lauren Boebert invited to the speech given the limits?

  • @dcs4219
    @dcs4219 3 роки тому +5

    no Jimmie Chou's for me; got a mattress I've been needing for 5 years.

  • @robertoescobar3047
    @robertoescobar3047 3 роки тому +9

    “It’s amazing how much Trump was in there!” Lol, comedy gold.

  • @lissalite1368
    @lissalite1368 3 роки тому +2

    He MUST pander to that far left crowd.

  • @Dog_gone_it
    @Dog_gone_it 3 роки тому +3

    My cellphone reception has boosted since I got my vaccine. Gotta love them microchips 😘

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 3 роки тому +1

    Consumers drive the economy? But the GOP told me it was tax cuts!

    • @deansusec8745
      @deansusec8745 3 роки тому +1

      In your household-does SPENDING make you richer or does working and saving?

  • @detlefalle2385
    @detlefalle2385 2 роки тому +3

    This didn't age well...

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 3 роки тому +1

    Thx Bill

  • @Lili23467
    @Lili23467 3 роки тому +27

    If giving away money to people is so beneficial to the economy, maybe they should make it permanent. How about universal basic income? The modern economy is driven by demand, by consumption, better to give money to those who need them, they would spend it on goods and services than to give tax breaks to the rich. The trickle-down economy doesn't work.

    • @adamgardiner5869
      @adamgardiner5869 3 роки тому +4

      U r right, but I'm not American so it obviously makes sense to me!

    • @ljss6805
      @ljss6805 3 роки тому +3

      Why the hell would you do that? You're assuming that: 1) government officials are smart; 2) government officials act in the best interests of the average person; 3) the rich and corporations don't spend billions of dollars a year brainwashing the middle class that this economic system works best for them even when it clearly doesn't.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому

      Maybe the human leeches on Earth should just stop consuming.

    • @Lili23467
      @Lili23467 3 роки тому

      @@Marijuanifornia Leeches are those who exploit everybody, who are born into elites. If people stop consuming, the economy will collaps.

    • @talderman07
      @talderman07 3 роки тому

      I've got news for you. Trickle down does work. Without job creators and innovation there would be no middle class.
      You do know the U.S. is the strongest economic country in the world. It absolutely, unequivocally, didn't get that way because of entitlements and universal basic incomes.
      If anything, it makes our country weaker.

  • @CrystalRicotta
    @CrystalRicotta 3 роки тому +2

    The allure of Hollywood is soiled AF.

  • @medusaspupil
    @medusaspupil 3 роки тому +8

    Where is trump? 🤷‍♀️
    He disappeared in April...like a Miracle 🙌 ✨

  • @leandrodivera
    @leandrodivera 3 роки тому +1

    Damnnn what a great monologue!!

  • @treysharkk1
    @treysharkk1 3 роки тому +7

    I love ya bull, but you're very wrong about economics. The economy isn't booming, the bubble has been enflated with air, money printing. Inflation is out of control as a result, look at commodities. And it didn't grow, it regained what was lost. Smh

    • @lfischer8380
      @lfischer8380 3 роки тому

      But Bill was on target with the messaging - "All is good & wonderful under BIDEN"

    • @treysharkk1
      @treysharkk1 3 роки тому

      @Welcome Welcome I have no idea. Get rid of your dollars, buy assets

  • @DaMensch86
    @DaMensch86 3 роки тому

    I am so so so glad I do not have to hear about Donald Trump anymore!

  • @adammotschenbacher8473
    @adammotschenbacher8473 3 роки тому +3

    We should advocate for saving, not spending Bill.
    Personal debt is through the roof but you wouldn’t know anything about that you elitist.

  • @bbodinefan11
    @bbodinefan11 3 роки тому +2

    Its working? Not on my end. Gas prices are surging and groceries are high as hell. Higher than you even.

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 3 роки тому

      Not sure where you are but in Texas right now: Gas is $2.50 a gallon, milk was $2.89 per gallon, and canned vegetables or cornbread mix are $0.50 each.

  • @anamavaramendoza8253
    @anamavaramendoza8253 3 роки тому +20

    Ted was dreaming about Cancun

    • @sandraduncan4372
      @sandraduncan4372 3 роки тому +3

      Any politician caught sleeping while working should be fired and lose all their benefits

    • @flashbacksinto1574
      @flashbacksinto1574 3 роки тому

      So it would start with Biden he would always take naps during Obama's speeches.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 роки тому

      It is weird that you only hear about Cruz when he starts drama instead of proposals he wishes to submit for Congress. Like AOC has come up with that green new deal and that's what you hear about when people talk about her. Ted Cruz just bitches about Starbucks holiday cups and liberals and wokeness and twitter arguments.

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy 4 місяці тому

    "it's like having to choose between marriage and dating."
    god damn that's a great way to put it!

  • @sharonwood6754
    @sharonwood6754 3 роки тому +17

    Hey Bill, Boebert must’ve been drunk, after all she’s got a lot of DWI’s racked up here in CO, she just so happens to be a lush. 🤣

  • @thomasanderson1416
    @thomasanderson1416 3 роки тому +3

    6% is not good news Bill, it could be much higher.
    Under Trump the economy bounced 30% in one quater, also the Fox reference was hugely misplaced here.

  • @piconano
    @piconano 3 роки тому +5

    America hit bottom of the barrel with Trumpet.
    It'll only get better now. Hopefully they'll round him and his goons up, and throw away the key.

  • @maliksamarijones9304
    @maliksamarijones9304 3 роки тому +47

    "just to give you an idea of how much the economy is roaring, take an Oscar's rating chart and turn it upside down." 🤣🤣🤣
    Man, truer words have never been spoken.

    • @AceofDlamonds
      @AceofDlamonds 3 роки тому +1

      oooo

    • @samadamms3432
      @samadamms3432 3 роки тому

      You mean it’s just like taking an N, and turning it upside down and it becomes N. Maher doesn’t even think about the jokes his writers give him. Friggin idiot.

    • @maliksamarijones9304
      @maliksamarijones9304 3 роки тому

      @@samadamms3432 I don't even know what that means, and I just stopped caring 🤷🏿‍♂️ by the way, 2021 Oscars ratings and viewership is down 58% from last year 😀

  • @strangepattie
    @strangepattie 3 роки тому +5

    The Q-Anon people listen to the State of the Union on the 5G in their vaccine... I choked on my salad then.

  • @MorrigansRaven3944
    @MorrigansRaven3944 3 роки тому +12

    It IS alot of money....but this money is being spent on things of tangible value America is getting back, in return. Progress. An investment toward the future. Jobs. What of value do we ever get back when tax breaks and bailouts for the wealthy have been given?🤔🤔

    • @deansusec8745
      @deansusec8745 3 роки тому

      Jobs? everybody in USSR had a job. O% unemployment, cuz JOBS.

  • @duewhit310
    @duewhit310 3 роки тому +6

    I dont wanna hear the word surging for YEEEEARRRRRRSSSSSS

  • @kfoster009
    @kfoster009 3 роки тому +12

    I remember when Bill wished for a recession to get Trump out of office, looks like he's about to get his wish....

  • @BOBBIOMASS
    @BOBBIOMASS 3 роки тому +7

    I’m surprised you haven’t noticed Cruz has moved to the elastic waist ban wardrobe? He’s blowing up like he’s in the Macy’s day parade!

  • @Overton_Windows
    @Overton_Windows 3 роки тому +4

    Whether it’s Trump or Biden I’ll say the same thing: the president doesn’t dictate the economy, Billiam...

  • @grahamburrows7570
    @grahamburrows7570 3 роки тому +45

    Marriage and dating.. lmmfao!!!!! Thanks for that billy!!

  • @murrayorrick7649
    @murrayorrick7649 3 роки тому +1

    6 trillion on wars with other countries or 6 trillion to support our country?

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 3 роки тому +4

    Omg, consumers grow the economy? Woooo what if the government made sure ordinary people had more income? 😱

    • @Durzo1259
      @Durzo1259 3 роки тому

      You conservatives and your pie-in-the-sky ideas. Next you'll want non-racial hiring criteria and an immigration system that's legal *and* enforceable.
      Fascists.

  • @jamesjackovich5886
    @jamesjackovich5886 3 роки тому

    Everybody wanted to be in Cancun without a can opener

  • @thomasanderson1416
    @thomasanderson1416 3 роки тому +4

    I thought comedy shows used to make fun of presidents not towing the line, it's disconcerting all this hand gloves treatment of Biden.

  • @moneybuff9771
    @moneybuff9771 3 роки тому +1

    It’s almost like opening the country helps the economy WOW

  • @kjames460
    @kjames460 3 роки тому +3

    it took a lot of time to realize that mayer is really just a fucking uniformed dude on tv
    God damn, I used to admire him

  • @garyschraa7947
    @garyschraa7947 3 роки тому

    The panhandler joke was hilarious !

  • @derek_jesio
    @derek_jesio 3 роки тому +10

    Whenever I hear someone say our economy (our real economy) is good, I know they know nothing about our true financial situation...

    • @derek_jesio
      @derek_jesio 3 роки тому +2

      @Juan Suero People only seem to think short-term. The poor and middle-class will get screwed by inflation while the rich will prosper. In the month of March, the high majority of government spending was paid for using debt (mostly by the federal reserve printing money to buy treasury bonds (i.e., monetizing the debt)). I believe only ≈ 30% was paid for by tax revenue. Who gets hurt by this the most? Those who hold cash and earn a fixed wage (i.e., mostly the poor and middle class). Your wage will not increase in correlation with inflation nearly as quickly as an asset would. Also, your cash savings purchasing power is becoming eroded. Who benefits the most? Those who own assets that were by paid using debt (I.e., the rich) - their assets appreciate in relative correlation with inflation (looking at housing prices, stocks, etc.) and their debt obligation becomes less burdensome (easier to pay off a certain amount of debt with devalued currency. Think about trying to pay off $1,000 in debt 100 years vs. today. Today, $1,000 is nothing. 100 years ago, it was much more burdensome).

    • @derek_jesio
      @derek_jesio 3 роки тому +1

      @Juan Suero there are more people in the world than just you. I personally will be fine but others will feel the consequences and they don’t even realize they are getting screwed and that upsets me

    • @derek_jesio
      @derek_jesio 3 роки тому +1

      @Juan Suero all of the pros you just listed were consequent of the free-market that the left seems to hate so much. I agree with you in the sense that our standard of living gets better and better. I just think the actions taken in the past two years will cause a collapse in the dollar, causing us to lose our reserve currency status, and destroy the economy.

    • @derek_jesio
      @derek_jesio 3 роки тому +1

      @Juan Suero I think you’re missing my point...I am not saying you need millions to be happy. I am not sure where you got that from. Unless you have a position where your compensation directly correlates with inflation, then you will be losing purchasing power year after year. Maybe that’s not a big deal to you, but tell that to the guy who earns a relatively set wage and can barely make ends meet as it is. Also, you are acting like saving is a bad thing and we should disincentivize it though inflation. Yes, spending circulates the money, but saving is how we get capital investment. Right now, we don’t need to save to invest because interest rates have been held so artificially low so it has been incredibly cheap to borrow so saving has become unnecessary. Once inflation picks up (which it inevitably will), the only way we can slow it is by reducing the cost to produce (via globalization and technology) and/or raise interest rates to incentive people to save and pay off their debt obligations. However, we have so much debt that increasing interest rates would cause the US to default on its debt which would destroy the demand for the dollar globally as we would no longer be seen as a safe currency. This in combination with China’s Belt and Road Initiative (which is going to make China the center for international trade) and in conjunction with China’s release of its digital Yuan (which is offering very cheap and very easily accessible credit denominated in Yuans globally) would cause us to lose the reserve currency status to the Chinese Yuan. Once we no longer have the reserve currency, we won’t have the luxury of just printing money for global trade and even for domestic consumption. We are sitting on a house of cards and we are making it much worse by acting fiscally reckless for short-term gain.

    • @derek_jesio
      @derek_jesio 3 роки тому

      @Juan Suero I don’t believe crypto will ever be a viable currency. You keep putting words in my mouth....

  • @Token_Nerd
    @Token_Nerd 3 роки тому +1

    To be fair, the next two bills are 2 trillion over 8 years, so 250 billion each per year.

  • @kevinmunger1842
    @kevinmunger1842 3 роки тому +10

    I'm an American and I think that if I am in debt to myself, that is jake.
    I find solace knowing that I pay taxes to further the interests of society. It means I am doing okay.

    • @patrusso7278
      @patrusso7278 3 роки тому +1

      You like gov wasting your money? Pointless wars... 100 military bases worldwide. Paying to support thousands of migrants....an increased wel fare state? Brilliant

    • @padadiddle
      @padadiddle 3 роки тому

      of course you are doing ok you just came out of four years with Trump. See how you are doing in three years.

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 3 роки тому

      Who's Jake?

    • @padadiddle
      @padadiddle 3 роки тому

      @@enviromental2565 lol. He doesn’t know. He’s just trying to be cool.

  • @tyronmegawatts6580
    @tyronmegawatts6580 3 роки тому +1

    The economy is in shambles. People are broke when they spent all the stimulus.

  • @Digitalhunny
    @Digitalhunny 3 роки тому +6

    I discovered something really weird:
    Google.com/ socialism VS.
    Google.ca/ socialism
    They are 2 _completely_ different definitions?!
    _Wtf, why?_

    • @michaelhamilton7111
      @michaelhamilton7111 3 роки тому +1

      One was written by a socialist perhaps. Greetings from Costa Rica 😎 stay safe 👍👌

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 3 роки тому +2

      Because Republicans don't know what socialism means.

    • @lucasward7688
      @lucasward7688 3 роки тому

      @@mypillowguy445 just like Democrats don't know what capitalism is. That's why they need to really work together to teach each other the meaning of words that the general population learned in elementary. Js lol

    • @CameronInEgyptsLand
      @CameronInEgyptsLand 3 роки тому

      idk where you're going with this, but the .ca is Canadian domain. Canada does have a Socialist Party, so....they prob have a more positive view, just a guess

    • @padadiddle
      @padadiddle 3 роки тому

      remember kid, ain't nothin' free in this world.

  • @barbaryn7899
    @barbaryn7899 3 роки тому +5

    The economy is booming, really? Last I checked the USD was higher last year and has gone down continually since February

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 3 роки тому

      Actually zoom the graph of the strength of the US dollar and you will find it had the lowest point on January 6th. I wonder who could have caused that, I mean it would take an insurrection in the Capitol or something....

  • @josedelatorre2569
    @josedelatorre2569 3 роки тому +4

    Bill, the Mylar blanket was a mistake. she meant to put it on her HEAD !

  • @TheLindadb
    @TheLindadb 3 роки тому

    you tube whatcha suggesting this for me to watch??? I wouldn't through Mahr a life preserver on the Titanic.

  • @rickwilliamson9248
    @rickwilliamson9248 3 роки тому +6

    I was waiting to hear Biden say, "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

  • @TogetherEvery1AchievesMore
    @TogetherEvery1AchievesMore 3 роки тому

    #TogetherEvery1AchievesMore TEAM!