Don't know how I feel about having less honor than a chariot considering that they actually waited for Gideon to finish his speech before wrecking him.
With Gideon speech on background Chariot one: can we start? Chariot two: no! Chariot three: but look at him, he is so fucking annoying. Chariot two: manners Makes the car. Chariot one: it’s always manners makes the car with you!
I mean, even a demigod can't survive being run over by a truck 40 times in a row Not most at least Imagine if Odysseus was run over by a car Do you think he would survive? What about Hercules? Maybe once, but repeatedly and from all directions?
Odysseus was the most normal dude on any epic story you can imagine, he just happened to be a smart but rude ping pong ball for gods to play with in a sense
*_The fallen leaves tell a story,_* *_Of how a tarnished became Elden Lord,_* *_Across the fog, in the Lands Between,_* *_Our seed will look back on us and recall,_* *_That which defined our age,_* *_THE AGE OF ROADKILL!_*
I love how Rennala is one of the bosses the chariots actually had the most difficulty with, and that's only because they just couldn't lock onto the scholar that was keeping the spell up
Radahn and Malenia were the only 2 that had attacks strong enough to take the chariots down. Although I was looking forward to seeing Horah Loux taking the chariots to suplex city!
@@JavorinaMaria Exactly. I was scouring the comment section looking for this point but couldn't find it anywhere, surprisingly. It was the first thing I thought of too when I saw her bust out with scarlet aeonia a second time so quickly. If the simulation was rerun 10 times I'd bet the chariots win 8 out of 10 attempts.
1:25 Rennala is most fun ahh! They hit like trucks and most bosses got steamrolled and Gideon went even further :P. Malenia is the only one who survived but apparently she forgot everything about fighting except Scarlet Aeonia.
The chariots were always unnerving for me. The fact they are unmanned- but still are trying their best to kill you is very disturbing (edit I hate big machines that act on their own)
Going down into the crypts where these things are always freaked me out. I don't know why something about being alone deep underground with one of these inanimate but still lethal machines or automatons is really unerving.
Malenia being the only survivor was kinda badass. But my favorite part? The moment when the Godskin Noble tried to throw a fireball at the stationary chariots, and all 3 immediately charged forward, destroying every single pillar in the way, then destroyed the two in a heartbeat. Never enjoyed watching the Duo suffering end so quickly, but that was worth it
the entire god-serpent/Rykard fight was great. brutal kill, followed by the perfect synchronized roll out, then they just idle until Rykard tosses his little ghost ball. it came down to the wire.
LOL. It's so funny how they steamrolling the bosses running over them like rag dolls or mincemeat. Most of them didn't even have much of a chance to get going. Can't believe how Malenia survived.
This tells us two things, these things are busted, the bosses who can survive(kill them) are busted. Malenia who casually takes on 50+ tree sentinels without effort.
I LOVE malenia, but I honestly thought she would lose like everyone else, because it’s just unfair. They drive you over and youre stuck there while 3 tractors decide to drive against a wall on your head. But when she won, my mouth dropped. I didn’t even think she could do the scarlet aonia twice. I suppose what she has and I lack is a battle iq lol
And i thought Godfrey was the king of poise break. These Chariots chunk thru poise literally soon as they hit the boss.🤯 Lol when they got to Gideon i imagined them saying "welp unto eternity it shall be" as they just pummel him to ashes so suddenly 9:50
Hmm, I was wrong about Rykard; I thought for sure the lava would've got those guys - it was close, but not close enough. I definitely called Melania though - that flower is insane. I think Radahn is a close one but they prevailed in the end because they use melee damage, and Rad died - the chariots died from falling arrows, so Rad had to have died first. Neat vid! 😊
0:00 Godrick the Grafted 0:33 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon 1:44 Starscourge Radahn 2:14 Morgott, the Omen King 2:45 Fire Giant 3:45 Godskin Duo 4:34 Beast Clergyman/Maliketh 5:18 Dragonlord Placidusax 6:02 God-Devouring Serpent 6:42 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy 7:48 Mohg, Lord of Blood 8:28 Malenia, Blade of Miquella 9:31 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Gigachad 10:29 Godfrey, First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux 11:17 Radagon of the Golden Order 11:53 Elden Beast
Of course Malenia..also I think these kind of videos would be way more interesting if people found a way to hack taking out the stager mechanic. Most of these fights go by in a heartbeat because the boss never has a chance to land any attacks because they’re staggered to oblivion.
@@yikkizh_2694 Even then I don't see that happening, they're one of the easiest bosses in the Chalice Dungeons, even at that point. Also I consider them one of the best Chalice Dungeon bosses to encounter at Depth 5 with the Cursed effect, they're an easy way to get powerful physical blood gems without being a chore. They're not a great fight mechanically, but the difficulty-to-reward ratio is skewed so far that I was always happy when I'd encounter them in a Cursed dungeon.
Hope they add a Chariot Summon in the DLC. Tarnished could be just chilling at its back, while it completely wrecks the boss 🤣 Also... Congratulations to my Lady Malenia 💐😎❤️🤣👏🏼
It took a woman with wings to survive car accidents.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
☕️
The woman without wings didn't
Was it really an accident if the cars have malicious intent
ironic
Don't know how I feel about having less honor than a chariot considering that they actually waited for Gideon to finish his speech before wrecking him.
That was literally the funniest one. Just rocked after all that talking.
@phuturephunk I know right 😂😂😂
>honor
>Gideon
kekw
Я действительно тот самый человек который выслушал речь Гидеона и потратила на него 50 попыток
Вопросы?
Cause they only Attack when Something attacks them or IT has a lifebar
Gideon: A man cannot kill a god...
Chariot: I am unmanned
Chariot : vroom vroom mf
@@deseifer14 Chariot : vroom vroom mf *Killed God*
@@blakzyerboyz lolololollol 😆 🤣 😂
Eowyn to the Witch-King of Angmar: "I am no man"
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
Watching the chariot stare down Gideon while he monologues is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
I was looking for this comment 🤣
*I NEED HELP*
The beautiful and after the battle Gideon: I feel it in the bones .. that they are all fucking broken !
With Gideon speech on background
Chariot one: can we start?
Chariot two: no!
Chariot three: but look at him, he is so fucking annoying.
Chariot two: manners Makes the car.
Chariot one: it’s always manners makes the car with you!
"I know, in my bones..."
What bones?
To let Gideon give his speech was both hilarious and cruel.
😂😂
SIR GIDEON OFFNIR, THE ALL SPAMMING! deserves it
What a sad state of affairs.
😅😂
Everytime malenia needs to desperately win she nukes something
That's the only way she can win a fight, maidenless tactic
@@raymalik5171 hey if USA can do it so can Malenia 😂😂😂😂
Same as radahn
@@lonekraken2637 cap
@@debishvebishwish4839 savage!😂
9:53 is comedy gold.
"Unto eternity!"
*waves staff in the air*
*hit by a truck*
The way he ragdolls right after is also top tier funny
The staff acted like a green light
They isekaied his ass so hard XD
@@justanaveragegamer8735their licenses should be revoked. It was a red. 😭
I just love the funny iron of him wanting to struggle for eternity and immediately gets what he asked for!
I like how that chariot at the end just decides that it has had enough of slaying gods and rides to the sunset with no second thoughts whatsoever 😂
And two of them watching like "Farewell brother, that was hell of a ride!"
Unless it saw something
Wanted to hit birds in the sky
10:03
"I know in my Bones"
Dude has no bones left
I know it... in my bones... three massive iron charriots cannot become an elden lord...
Hilarious🤣🤣🤣
Right
I can’t 💀😍
a 2008 toyota coralis cannot become an elden lord...
After that he didn't have no more bones lol
I laughed more than I should have at the chariots just lawn-mowering over all the kids for Queen rennalas fight
Seeing Gideon monolog to a death machine made me bust up laughing. Especially since they immediately flattened him.
He knows it in his bones
@@eye_ball His bones know that they will be flattened.
I mean, even a demigod can't survive being run over by a truck 40 times in a row
Not most at least
Imagine if Odysseus was run over by a car
Do you think he would survive?
What about Hercules? Maybe once, but repeatedly and from all directions?
Odysseus was the most normal dude on any epic story you can imagine, he just happened to be a smart but rude ping pong ball for gods to play with in a sense
@@pordoklanian achiles then? Would he die being run over by a truck?
💀
This is the most bizarrely hilarious sentence I've read in a couple of months
The image will live forever in my mind
Thing is, those chariots are the equivalent of a 6 wheel tractor with four hundred and twenty one thousand million horsepower
Gideon gave a speech
Chariot: you done?
Gideon: Yes, let me commence my first move-!
*Chariot tires screeching*
Watching Gideon get steamrolled after that long speech was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time 😭😭
It seems this Chariot has the strongest poise damage attack in the game
Lol I know right
I'm more afraid of the Chariots than Melania..
@@etiennebarni9033But she was the only one that beat them….
@@mariocristogoat4931 But you can eventually win against Melania.. The horses must just be avoided.
@@etiennebarni9033you can kill some of them
*_The fallen leaves tell a story,_*
*_Of how a tarnished became Elden Lord,_*
*_Across the fog, in the Lands Between,_*
*_Our seed will look back on us and recall,_*
*_That which defined our age,_*
*_THE AGE OF ROADKILL!_*
Truly magnificent!
*TOGETHAAAA WE SHALL RUN OVER THE VERY GODS!*
That engineer is the true elden lord holly shit.
Only Radahn and Malenia could do it. That sounds about right.
Radahn is better than Morgott confirmed.
@@facundovera3227 he is indeed FAAAAAAAAAR stronger than Morgott
You mean malenia? Radahn died so did every other boss
radahn died
@@idgaf7963 still radahn did destroy the chariots, with some good rng he probably would've survived
0:33 Me trying to be quiet in the library
Gideon was so close
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To land a single hit
@@debasischinna4696 he was One Punch Man's weaker cousin: No Punch Man 😂
Serpent actually was
Watching the Fire Giant get his feet destroyed....magnificent
Of course the stone chariots would somehow get scarlet rot...
I mean there are rotted crystalians in game so why not chariots?
@@michalhashtag1627 Valid point, I suppose. Though, the Crystalians seem to thrive and not die off of it.
@@malikevans634 Canonically the rot can eat away at almost anything
rot does physical damage, not only rot damage
I think scarlet rot decays things thus effecting non organic substances.
I love how Rennala is one of the bosses the chariots actually had the most difficulty with, and that's only because they just couldn't lock onto the scholar that was keeping the spell up
It also looked like at least one of them got stuck behind some of the pillars.
Radahn and Malenia were the only 2 that had attacks strong enough to take the chariots down. Although I was looking forward to seeing Horah Loux taking the chariots to suplex city!
Rykard was very very close to taking all three chariots down.
@@John-zr6cv yes but I have to give some of the credit on his fight to the lava pit around him as well.
Radagon also had them below 30% maybe even lower. But, it was after he died. I thing Radahn was the closest
"Let me show you these hands!"
Going full Sabin
I love how Malenia kept getting knocked over and the fire giant kept getting tripped up
Seeing Godrick getting run over was like watching a parapalegic getting mowed down with a panzer. Quality content lmfao
Malenia is the true monster
Even the chariots witness true horror...
I was actually very impressed she was able to defeat them
@@MaverickV4134 she has luck with her AI putting scarlet aeonia two times in a row, otherwise im sure she wouldnt survive
@@JavorinaMaria Exactly. I was scouring the comment section looking for this point but couldn't find it anywhere, surprisingly. It was the first thing I thought of too when I saw her bust out with scarlet aeonia a second time so quickly. If the simulation was rerun 10 times I'd bet the chariots win 8 out of 10 attempts.
@@Final-Ts still, the fact the she has a chance to win these impossible fights shows how busted she is
1:25 Rennala is most fun ahh! They hit like trucks and most bosses got steamrolled and Gideon went even further :P. Malenia is the only one who survived but apparently she forgot everything about fighting except Scarlet Aeonia.
When the trucks hit, you won't think of anything other than "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" and fly around like an idiot if you could.
At least Radahnn killed all three too... just died doing it.
Well thats js how Malenia is programmed
Not even chariots may defeat Malenia… abandon all hope…
The chariots were always unnerving for me. The fact they are unmanned- but still are trying their best to kill you is very disturbing (edit I hate big machines that act on their own)
Going down into the crypts where these things are always freaked me out. I don't know why something about being alone deep underground with one of these inanimate but still lethal machines or automatons is really unerving.
Scariest thing in the game...
@@Agc2749 Same, that’s why I hated dwemer ruins in Skyrim…. Worst of the worst 🥲
@@dawodghammudi3699 They’re so cool though. I always liked the premise of advanced technology from the past.
Nothing terrifies me more than being summoned in a dungeon where these mechanized monstrosities are located. And of course I or the host dies 😂
Malenia being the only survivor was kinda badass. But my favorite part? The moment when the Godskin Noble tried to throw a fireball at the stationary chariots, and all 3 immediately charged forward, destroying every single pillar in the way, then destroyed the two in a heartbeat. Never enjoyed watching the Duo suffering end so quickly, but that was worth it
She had to spam 2 nukes lol
@@il1680 True. Though she isn't the only one capable of the nukes. She's just the only one who got them off
12:12 the way that one chariot just keeps going was for some reason hilarious 😂😂😂 bro is like am out of here
the entire god-serpent/Rykard fight was great. brutal kill, followed by the perfect synchronized roll out, then they just idle until Rykard tosses his little ghost ball. it came down to the wire.
I was scared for them, not gonna lie, but they pulled through.
The fact that they had a formation to fight Rykard and acted as a cohesive unit is incredible to watch.
LOL. It's so funny how they steamrolling the bosses running over them like rag dolls or mincemeat. Most of them didn't even have much of a chance to get going. Can't believe how Malenia survived.
2 Aeonias in a row she had god tier rng
@@Yannick-lr6kn well she is the goddess of rot so
@@Yannick-lr6kn It’s not rng, she will almost always do it one more time below half health.
survived to 1 hit.
sure in more tries... she's not
@@AnjuSenpai “almost always” sounds like rng gang…
Radahn: IF I DIE, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!
"... Sir Gideon Ofnir: The all knowing carpet!"
"I know in my bones..."
He has no bones after those hit and runs
Malenia being the only one to survive them is so poetic.
And yet, so frustrating. (IMO)
I bet not even more than one are necessary. 😆😆😆😆🤣😂😂😂
@@SnowBall7148 what?🤔
It's frustrating her movement and nuke save her from these things and the ballista barrage but oh well that's her moveset.
@@gareththeblue9014womp womp
This tells us two things, these things are busted, the bosses who can survive(kill them) are busted. Malenia who casually takes on 50+ tree sentinels without effort.
She has never known defeat.
if not for those two scarlet aeonias in a row they would for sure kill her
We need a summonable Chariot
Lmaooo😅😅
I LOVE malenia, but I honestly thought she would lose like everyone else, because it’s just unfair. They drive you over and youre stuck there while 3 tractors decide to drive against a wall on your head. But when she won, my mouth dropped. I didn’t even think she could do the scarlet aonia twice. I suppose what she has and I lack is a battle iq lol
Malenia never ceases to surprise us
The academy got wrecked so hard lmfaoo just people flying around getting crushed 😂
I love how the fire giant looks like he’s being tripped by some RC cars
Malenia como sempre sobrevive. Se eles não aguentaram, imaginem os jogadores...
Man I love these freaking videos.
Horah Loux tried to give a hug to oncoming traffic.
Malenia, my beloved of rot
2:55 I to was an adventurer like you.. then I took a chariot to the knee
The anguish I feel at watching these types of videos and then getting to Rennala’s part, that poor woman gets annihilated by everything.
I feel so much satisfaction watching Godskin Duo getting repeatedly run over.
Malenia lucked out
@@IambecomeMikeWazowski if she had bad luck and a chariot land another hit she's dead, luck definitely took part in it.
@@IambecomeMikeWazowski good rng
@@IambecomeMikeWazowski The clones would have also destroyed them.
She has never known defeat.
Thank you, chariots. You are detached fair shakers.
lol this vid better than i thought it would be, im stuck on Renalla right now it was good to see her under the wheels. All hail the mighty chariots!
Ngl it was a thing of beauty watching the fire giant get stunlocked!
And i thought Godfrey was the king of poise break. These Chariots chunk thru poise literally soon as they hit the boss.🤯 Lol when they got to Gideon i imagined them saying "welp unto eternity it shall be" as they just pummel him to ashes so suddenly 9:50
Since that day, three tanks have been built in a golden tree
The lands between most dangerous car accidents compilation
I would love to see you do a Full Grown Fallingstar Beast versus the Bosses.
Now those bosses know the true struggles of the game
So these things do insane poise break and the stun locking is pretty hilarious
That is very satisfying, ty
Marika should've known that the hope to kill Elden Beast was sleeping in some random catacombs
The way Gideon flew lmao
Hmm, I was wrong about Rykard; I thought for sure the lava would've got those guys - it was close, but not close enough. I definitely called Melania though - that flower is insane. I think Radahn is a close one but they prevailed in the end because they use melee damage, and Rad died - the chariots died from falling arrows, so Rad had to have died first. Neat vid! 😊
2:56 im suddenly reminded of that one time i took a speeding skateboard to the shin
I was wondering if Melania with her health regeneration and devastating Area of Effect attacks would pull it off.
the malenia one was pure luck, she almost never uses scarlet aeonia twice in a row
Thanks for that. So nice to watch some of these bosses get rag-dolled.
I love their slow turn-around when Rykard gets back up
Like "Waaait a minute..."
0:00 Godrick the Grafted
0:33 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
1:44 Starscourge Radahn
2:14 Morgott, the Omen King
2:45 Fire Giant
3:45 Godskin Duo
4:34 Beast Clergyman/Maliketh
5:18 Dragonlord Placidusax
6:02 God-Devouring Serpent
6:42 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
7:48 Mohg, Lord of Blood
8:28 Malenia, Blade of Miquella
9:31 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Gigachad
10:29 Godfrey, First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux
11:17 Radagon of the Golden Order
11:53 Elden Beast
and SHE has never Known Defeat
Lmao the way they just charge the godskin duo cracks me up
Your content is awesome
Thank you
Of course Malenia..also I think these kind of videos would be way more interesting if people found a way to hack taking out the stager mechanic. Most of these fights go by in a heartbeat because the boss never has a chance to land any attacks because they’re staggered to oblivion.
1:29 that was brutal
When alpha males meet feminists
That final stage Renala kill was so toxic! Love ya!
I've seen a lot of these, but this made me actually LOL
But can the Merciless Watchers match the Merciless Chariots?
Probably not unless they’re depth 5 and the chariots suffer the cursed effect
@@yikkizh_2694 Even then I don't see that happening, they're one of the easiest bosses in the Chalice Dungeons, even at that point.
Also I consider them one of the best Chalice Dungeon bosses to encounter at Depth 5 with the Cursed effect, they're an easy way to get powerful physical blood gems without being a chore. They're not a great fight mechanically, but the difficulty-to-reward ratio is skewed so far that I was always happy when I'd encounter them in a Cursed dungeon.
Fck it came to Radhan vs Malenia again!
I love how Gideon gave a full speech before getting demolished
8:13
They really said
“Nihil this you filthy casual”
Chariots def woulda gone undefeated if Malenia didn't do a 2nd Scarlet aoe attack.
I love this, "Hey, you know these bosses that have kicked your ass so many times? Yeah, here they are! ANyways, UNLEASH THE LAWNMOWERS!"
Lol 😂this is the funniest thing I ever saw. Are those lawnmower noises?😂😂
Love the sight of Rumba's going to work
atleast you should gave them infinite poise
Tienanmen square flashback
Car enthusiasts: Cars improve the lives of all!
The cars:
I think we all enjoyed watching these gang up on godskin duo
Hope they add a Chariot Summon in the DLC. Tarnished could be just chilling at its back, while it completely wrecks the boss 🤣
Also... Congratulations to my Lady Malenia 💐😎❤️🤣👏🏼
All hail the Queen
I love how they just Roomba around, so unhurried and efficient
This was quite satisfying to watch.
the simple existence of these things is a threat to the golden order
Malenia built different
love how in renala phase two it was basically her getting run over
I just love that a chariot t-bagged Gideon at 10:15. Wasn't on my bingo card, but I'll take it