Dude, all of the ballistas were shooting at the fire giants fucking hand. They missed almost everything. If they had targeted his fucking ankle they would have killed him. Really stupid choice to let them fire at fucking nothing and call it a good test
I can't believe Rykard actually managed to win one of these. Apparently the only enemies he can beat are the ones completely incapable of moving. Meanwhile *Malenia* couldn't. Rykard confirmed more powerful than Malenia????
This is so cruel. Imagine yourself having all these mighty power but some footsoldier with a bunch of machines that oneshot you. Technology is the true power for sure.
@@mee091000 I would to if I couldn’t win a fight plus I wouldn’t start something that I couldn’t finish he started a fight with big pieces of wood carrying light poles that explode me I would would’ve my way out of there the moment I can see through that fog
Here we have a footage of Fire Giant playing body bowling and scoring a Spare XD Also, Hoarah’s perfect jump into the finisher upheaval got me cheering like crazy like when I was watching WWE
not as bad as those crossbows. The crossbow ones were more damaging as a few of these usually did a "knockdown: effect that nulled some of the dmg others received.
Amazing how Malenia was so passive that got her killed. That's contrasting with how violent and angry her was against Gideon in a recent All bosses against Gideon Ofnir on his prime by BjornTheBear
Imagine if you programmed the Ballistas so that they'd fire one after the other instead of in unison. Imagine the small bosses just getting thrown around by a constant streams of telephone pole sized bolts.
Hmmm giant ballistas are the real boss fight because when Gideon tried to run he realized that he is in a boss fight and decided he had no choice but to try to win 🤔😂🤣😂🤣 you just made my extremely bad day perfect thanks for this 😁👍
Highlights of this vid- #1) The Not-so-jolly Fire Giant rolly pollying his way to victory. #2) Maliketh _ALMOST_ managing to pull out the clutch win, despite being stun-locked twice in rapid succession. ( _Further proof that, if only his poise wasn't so trash, Doggo would probably be the toughest boss in the entire base game!_ ) #3) Placidusax - Tactical Teleports ftw! ;-D #4) Malenia getting melted in both phases, _DESPITE_ all her cheap bullsh*t... #5) Gideon actually being in with a decent chance... only to job out regardless! #6) And, best of all, Godfrey chadding it up as always - after all, it takes a *REAL* man to suplex a freakin' ballista!! Fun times. ;-)
I feel like Gideon would have had a shot if he didn't try to run. But he became a coward as his health dropped and that's what cost him. Also him repeating close range spells after having ran to the far side of the room wasn't very smart.
This is why we should fear automated weaponry. The sheer carnage, bereft of any relationship to humanity... not even possessing the possibility of mercy.
If you fight Melania, you catch scarlet rot. If you fight Godfrey, you catch THESE HANDS. On a side note, I call hacks - Gideon and Melania only lost because their AI went screwy.
Watching Hoarah Loux throw that ballista up into the air added years to my lifespan
Hahahahaha straight up 😂
I was not expecting that...😄
Dude then ninja-dodges away from their bolts and send the rest to join 'im. Damn!
He's basically this games' Hulk... "HOARAH.... SMASH !!!!"
Damn, the fire giant be doing a strategic kill right there.
Dang, didn't expect them to defeat Malenia.
Bro, Radagon!? Parrying all of the first barrage of explosive bolts!?
Dude, all of the ballistas were shooting at the fire giants fucking hand. They missed almost everything. If they had targeted his fucking ankle they would have killed him. Really stupid choice to let them fire at fucking nothing and call it a good test
Wow fire giant strategic? Sees misfires
@Ttegegg There was no misfire. The Fire Giant rolled through all of them. The ballistae can't even damage each other.
14:17 Gideon trying to fog wall: "get me the fuck out of here!"
The tarnished on the other side:let me in let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m laughing the fuck out of my whole being! I probably woke up the whole project 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I know it in my bones, a Ballista cannot become a lord! Not even a giant one."
Thus I'll take my leave and... What? Why can't get past this door?
Ballistias : You're not going anywhere Mr all knowing.
Others: obliterated by the sheer firepower
Fire giant: win by primitive rolling
Fire giant: Unga is truly Bunga
Hoarah Loux: Wins by going batshit insane
More like wins by having enemies with about 10% accuracy. 😂
I can't believe Rykard actually managed to win one of these.
Apparently the only enemies he can beat are the ones completely incapable of moving.
Meanwhile *Malenia* couldn't. Rykard confirmed more powerful than Malenia????
Good ol placi win too
This is so cruel. Imagine yourself having all these mighty power but some footsoldier with a bunch of machines that oneshot you. Technology is the true power for sure.
You summed up the invention of guns pretty well.
"Nice powers you have, demigods! I can throw sticks... like, really really hard. Don't believe me? Watch this:"
@@MrEvan312 Placidusax - "Hold my teleport"
this is by no means close to what would actually happen, most characters easily solo 10 balista
@@SoupSter19 Define 'actually happen'? If we assume a player controlled boss, we should assume player controlled (and thus better placed) Ballistae.
Gideon was sooo scared he tried to run away lol
That's because Gideon is smart lol
@@mee091000 I would to if I couldn’t win a fight plus I wouldn’t start something that I couldn’t finish he started a fight with big pieces of wood carrying light poles that explode me I would would’ve my way out of there the moment I can see through that fog
He was actually doing pretty good before his ai bugged out lol
Y r u running!? Y r u running!?
“I know in my bones, that I would like to go home now please.”
It was so satisfying to see Radahn get a taste of his own medicine with the arrow spam :)
it was hilarious 😂😂😂
Fire Giant with over 9000 IQ move.
Bro just use our main mechanic
fire giant only won cuz the stupid ballistas were aiming for his shoulder and missing
Radagon just parrying 10 explosive balista shots at once
then taking the rest like a g@y
Chadagon
Meanwhile Godfrey slam dunks one of the ballistas and destroys all in one attack
"So who's the new Elden Lord?"
"10 ballistas."
"The second artillery corps of Godrick, sir!"
Bro godfreys kill was so cinematic. Jumped over the shots then perfectly lined up his attack
I lost it when Godfrey launched that ballista into the air.
Here we have a footage of Fire Giant playing body bowling and scoring a Spare XD
Also, Hoarah’s perfect jump into the finisher upheaval got me cheering like crazy like when I was watching WWE
16:10 This part is icing the cake REAL GOOD
Directed by Michael Bay
Loved it when he jumped just in time before getting skewered by the ballistas
Legit started to cheer on the giant ballista with malenia cause i haven't seen her loose any of these challenges.
is it just me, or did she only heal on one of the hits she landed
@@emmaclouse6352she only heals when she hits with her sword not her legs
10 balls killed her
Gideon just did better than the final Boss
Gideon tried the twin prince phase 2 strat of sticking to the fog wall to dodge the projectiles but failed horribly
The radahn fight is literally like "OH YEAH? YA LIKE FIRING ARROWS??"
Siege ballista: man this beach is so good. I love this holiday.
Radahan: fucks around.
Siege ballistas: well well well....
It was so funny watching the first Elden lord powerbomb a Ballista
Imagine Godrick carrying one of these on one of his arm shoulders he would be a true Menace
Instead of playing around with a dragon head, he could just glue one to his arm for phase 2.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem I think for grafting a wound is needed to attach flesh to one another so what he did kinda makes sense
13:42 The Comic timing is flawless! 🤣
99% of the time in these videos, Malenia wins. It's refreshing that this is in the 1% where she gets styled on.
to be fair, she could have easily beaten them had she been more aggressive about it. she spent a lot of time walking around them.
15:12 panic rolls
The way all the ballistas looked towards you after elden beast was so badass lol
Both Gideon and Malenia dodged very well in the beginning..
But Godfrey aka Hoarah Loux went chad mode
Gideon making a run for it was too funny.
Not even Malenia this time. Oh my God
but placi and godfrey did it, fellow elden lords for the win
It's just insane how passive her AI was on this one
@@colorpg152 they be crapping on Radagon for failing lol
Godrick really can enter the club with Malenia for those who just won’t shut up after their boss fights
These ballistas are ruthless.
not as bad as those crossbows. The crossbow ones were more damaging as a few of these usually did a "knockdown: effect that nulled some of the dmg others received.
11:48 a GIF of that would be sick
3:17
An interesting detail I never realize before.
When Radahn is dead, the moon shows up in the sky.
Fire Giant with 10000 IQ gameplay
I love how every time Radahn has tried to outrange a ranged opponent, he has quickly regretted it.
Ahh, Age of Empires never looked so good!
Amazing how Malenia was so passive that got her killed. That's contrasting with how violent and angry her was against Gideon in a recent All bosses against Gideon Ofnir on his prime by BjornTheBear
Boss AI seems to break vs multiple creatures
Every man wishes he had the testosterone of Hoarah-Loux
Watching Godskin duo get dog walked is always my favorite part of these videos
The All-Knowing forgor about the explosion he was dodging back into lmao
Imagine if you programmed the Ballistas so that they'd fire one after the other instead of in unison. Imagine the small bosses just getting thrown around by a constant streams of telephone pole sized bolts.
In other words, most of these bosses are going to have trouble raiding a well-armed village much less a fortified city.
I want to see 10 ballistas sitting on the elden throne
I was expecting that cinematic too, disappointed for sure 😞
Hoarah Loux clearly trained with Sabin while he was traveling
Nice
16:16 Dodging arrows like a chad
17:45 the ballistas when they kill the elden beast turning to see the player
Genuinely thought they were gonna shoot at the end there
LMFAO Gideon really said fuck this I'm out and tried to escape 😂
Gideon: LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!
That collective turn to the camera after killing the elden beast like "see that shit?"
Dude he suplexed the turret 😂😂😂👌🏿
Watching Gideon trying to run away was the funniest thing
4:10 They started looking at eachother 😂 “Guys he’s not going down”
13:36 he just take a high caliber straight to the face 😂😂😂
Bosses: what thats noise?
Ballistas: heavy artillery incoming....
To be fair, Malenia only died because there was something clearly wrong with her Scarlet Aeonia targeting there.
I think they were out of range
Hmmm giant ballistas are the real boss fight because when Gideon tried to run he realized that he is in a boss fight and decided he had no choice but to try to win 🤔😂🤣😂🤣 you just made my extremely bad day perfect thanks for this 😁👍
Imagine being a God but then one shot by some soldier with a seige engine. Technology prevails in the end.
Apparently they really hate that right armpit of Fire Giant
"A man cannot kill a god..." Ah maybe, but a handful of ballistas can!
The fire giant rolled through those ballistas like I roll through pots and crates in Souls games.
Highlights of this vid-
#1) The Not-so-jolly Fire Giant rolly pollying his way to victory.
#2) Maliketh _ALMOST_ managing to pull out the clutch win, despite being stun-locked twice in rapid succession.
( _Further proof that, if only his poise wasn't so trash, Doggo would probably be the toughest boss in the entire base game!_ )
#3) Placidusax - Tactical Teleports ftw! ;-D
#4) Malenia getting melted in both phases, _DESPITE_ all her cheap bullsh*t...
#5) Gideon actually being in with a decent chance... only to job out regardless!
#6) And, best of all, Godfrey chadding it up as always - after all, it takes a *REAL* man to suplex a freakin' ballista!!
Fun times. ;-)
I feel like Gideon would have had a shot if he didn't try to run. But he became a coward as his health dropped and that's what cost him.
Also him repeating close range spells after having ran to the far side of the room wasn't very smart.
I love how Gideon is just like "Fuck this" and starts running
If Malenia used his first flower at a little bit forward, she would win.
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Spamming, is one hell of a tank here. 🥰
2:49 that's basically one huge tank that was transformed into 10 tiny ones
The fallen leaves tell a story
Of how a squad of sentient ballistas became Elden lord
Bro I’m so baked watching this video I’m crying laughing at rennala fight
I like how they all missed the giant.... the GIANT!
That moment a 10 pack of ballistas becomes elden lord
I don't know about anybody else.... but it brings me great joy to see the bosses go through the same bullshit I had too with these damn things lol.
I’m surprised how much stronger the regular ballistas were
I love how the ballistas move and operate on their own. The way they flicker from one target to another reminds of of Age of Empires 1
Rennala: hiding a boy behind a bookshelf, so I don't need to come down.
Gideon wanted out lol
Placidusax be doing some stealth kills. Magnificent
I love how the ballistae wait patiently for Gideon to finish his speech before unloading on him.
Damn when did they add these bosses to totally accurate battle simulator they look sick
This is why we should fear automated weaponry. The sheer carnage, bereft of any relationship to humanity... not even possessing the possibility of mercy.
*10 ballistas in a room*
Gideon: ahh, I knew you’d come
Kneeling in combat gives enemies an opening to prepare their next attack.
“Do you bleed?”
Giant ballistas:
Never knew how badly I needed to see Godfrey suplex a ballista
Watching Gideon get launched off-screen with a big explosion coming from his direction was amazing.
How in tf do you suplex a ballista?
Hoarah Loux: idk i just…do it.
I've seen Gideon lose a lot of these fights, but this is the first time I've seen him try to run away from one.
That last shot on Morgott was just straight disrespectful.
If you fight Melania, you catch scarlet rot.
If you fight Godfrey, you catch THESE HANDS.
On a side note, I call hacks - Gideon and Melania only lost because their AI went screwy.
Daddy Loux decimating were Malenia lost, I never thought seeing Loux grab a ballista and then smashing would be that funny
That ending was PERFECT
Never bring a sword, staff & magic to a ballista fight.
Noted
Godrick was done in dirty.
Super happy Placi finally got a win
I thought these were semis in the thumbnail
I love the lore implications of these videos
10 balls vs 10 ballistas let the elden lords battle royale commence
Hoarah Loux, the Junk Exterminator
The fire giant strategically barol rooling his way to victory.
This is a beautiful day thing!
16:15 I am the strongest 💪💪
Gods: WE ARE MIGHTY AND CANNOT DIE
*creaky-ass wagon wheel noises*
The what happened when all your homies bring a tank to dungeons 😂😂😂
HOARAH LOUX JUST BODY SLAMMED A BALLISTA