TTS OST - Protean Politics
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2020
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-"Bikes wont make arguing policy any easier"
-"You are arguing with the mechanicus, it literally will!"
Bikes are a red mechanical herring.
That was the back up plan. If the talk failed, they would have challenged him to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fouth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker on motorcycles!
@@TonyRedgrave So they would have moved onto Yugioh 5d?
I mean after Kitten mastered ultimate form of Politics?
Who needs bikes?
Please note that it took a fabstodus dreadnought explaining his mechanical aspects to skittari to gain entry to the Fabricator-General's chambers to begin with. Magnus had a point.
"How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!"
After all Kitten has gone through, seeing the others have his back like this is just fucking amazing.
I can agree with you.
-ACCESS DENIED.
-You do realize that I'm a High Lord of Terra, yes?
-You do realize that ACCESS DENIED.
Do you realize that i'm a High Lord of Terra, yes?
Do You Realize That Access Denied
Those where some big balls
na he had those replaced with ball baring's, tho they must have been pure adamantium >.>
@@zetaking2909 if you will nutron star testes
Santodes: skittarii, I want to enter your TEMPLE~
Skittarii: Access, G-G-Ranted!
"He does not need proof he's the Emperor's word." Fucking love that quote
Pretty accurate summary of how Custodes act too. They're definitely not the type to be crossed.
@@asteroidrules Pretty much, the only ones that can give them any orders at all are the high ranking members of their own organization, the primarchs, and the emperor himself, I would say the high lords out rank them but I don't think that true as I don't think the high lords have any official power to give them orders.
@@Nyghtking yeah they just give them the middle finger
@@Nyghtking not even the primarchs, I think the emperor has ordered then to listen to Guilliman plus he's lord regent.
@@Nyghtking Literally no one in the Imperium but themselves and the Emperor can tell them what to do. That's why earlier on when the Inquisition ran afoul of the Fabulous Custodes, that was probably the most terrifying thing they could have encountered in the Imperium.
This series started with the emperor of mankind bitching about the crap show his imperium has become and we somehow went to space politics done through techno rock space opera. One hell of an journey
It all started with the Emperor bitching about it. Everything.
I'm surprised it lasted this long. Not a lot of people have the creative talent to keep a show running for 5 years, whilst keeping it totally entertaining.
Tbh I hope that it will never end.
Reminds me of Red vs Blue in that regard.
Yeah it really was just a "the imperium is like the opposite of what the emperor claimed he wanted it to be. It would be funny if a loyal subject had to slowly explain all its flaws to him"
Then that concept grew legs and here we are.
"How DARE you, you colossal mechanical NERD. He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!" Mfw Hammurabi actually WAS the best, dropped the greatest lines.
Then there was the two other shield hosts who did the most bro move ever.
*shield bang*FUCK YOU
Best line indeed.
@@RCN2820 that was priceless.
naw that guard with his cable pissing threats was the best
@@RCN2820 tbh I think the shield bang was a bit too fast if the first one was like 3 beats earlier it would have worked a lot better
Somewhere in the Eye of Terror
Noise Marines: I think someone is challenging us.
*Epic Sax Marine rides a Land Raider into the room*
By the Emperer! I wanna see that battle!
*DOOM RIDER has entered the chat*
"You seem to like metal, Priests of the False Machine. We, too, like metal.
...
DEATH METAL."
Sabaton rides on in wearing carapace armor
I kept imagining that the Fabricator General has simply modified himself to the point that he percieves all communication and indeed everything his mechanical senses relay to him in this musical way.
Binary and old school synthesizers...I can see it.
Emperor: I can’t tell if that was diagetic or not
MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH *EXCITEMENT!*
WITH
𝑺 𝑴 𝑶 𝑶 𝑻 𝑯
𝓥𝓔𝓛𝓥𝓔𝓣𝓨
𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕋𝕊
Brother Santodes... *convince them*
Beep~
Are you sure it is the reactor...?
Vince Lumontad My thermic reactor pulsates with smooth...velvety...beats
Imagine if all politics where like this, battle of the musicals.
I think Hillary's defeat would have somehow even more humiliating, and we would have had one fuck of a rap battle
It would certainly be more entertaining to watch even if the content remains awful.
Here in Britain the House's of Parliament can be pretty entertaining at times when one side or the other gets their dander up but it would go to a whole new level if Boris Johnson decided to challenge Jeremy Corybn to a music battle or they could go old school pull out their swords and have a duel. (Fun fact for you if you've ever watched PMQ's the reason the opposition and government benches are that far apart it's because they have be two sword lengths apart so they can't pull out a longswords and go full Medevil on each other. Try to get that mental image out of your head next time you're watching MP's debate.)
oh god Kanye would be a legit candidate
that would be amusing... but also rather shit.
"How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd!
/He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!"
B A R S .
My favorite exchange in the whole song
that custode became my favorite now
Hamurabi really went hard on that. Glorious.
such a great part honestly
It’s the best part... because it’s true!
When two Bards roll a Charisma Skill Challenge against each other.
And when Hammurabi shows up, its it's when a paladin rolls a nat 20 on said roll.
When the Bard realizes Diplomacy is a Charisma check.
And the rest of the party is on the instruments
And their bard battle is for automatons
More like bards and paladins vs artificer.
The real question is when do we hear kitten sing
“I am the very model of a custodes captain general”
Underrated comment.
"had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong"
@@renadex4905 Bastard, that line still hurts
@@renadex4905 *sharp inhale*
@@renadex4905 boi
"I'm the Ommissiah's voice, my word is as true!"
"Oh really, you think so?"
"(Shield Bang), Fuck you!"
Greatest comeback and lines
top 10 anime insults
Best debate strategy ybh. No comeback.
Kitten is officially an Idol now.
A Daddy idol.
ASdad Adasd Did somebody say DADDY?!?
@@daddypudding9074 HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDY - Santodes
Good, now he can go with his Tau girlfriend.
Why you wonder shadowsun actually want kitten back
Megatron: Soundwave, negotiate
Soundwave: As you command, cusets eject. Operation: Politics
Yes
Soundwave : Superior
Other politicians : Inferior
Hotel: Trivago
Also Soundwave whilst T-Posing:This Is Why I Am Superior.
Cassettes*
Subject identified.
Branch: Music
Rank: UA-camr
Name: Bzzrt
Screw that...
Well that was rude
Custodes gain names through their deeds. Many names are book length
You do realize that Access Denied.
@@fumarc4501 *A c c e s s D e n i e d*
@@tanith117 and with their victory in the techno binary sing-off, everg single custode present would have gained another name.
This song is an absolute banger
From now on every time there Will be mechanicus speaking binary i Will always imagine that this is how they hear it
W.B Mars the musical
This is getting out of hand. I know the Emperors soul is splintered, but anime profile pictures... This is why I left the Imperium for Borealum.
@@Commander_Boreale
We all know Emperor represents all of humanity
Some of his souls were just weebs for sure
It certainly is
Emperor: Turns an army around with a single haiku
Kitten: Claims ancient technology with a single rap battle
Like father like son.
Mom Everest would be proud.
When did the emperor do the haiku thing?
@@cinesiosilva8793 It was mentioned in one of the podcasts. The one about the black templars IIRC
@@cinesiosilva8793 IIRC, it came up in some TTS conversation about Manperors ability to convince others.
@@cinesiosilva8793 If the Emperor had a Podcast - Episode 2: The Black Templars, Dorn's Angry Boys
at 13:25
Rogal Dorn: "Even while debating the cultist priest, you were barely making sound arguments - a shock to someone such as me, who has seen you convince entire armies to surrender arms using only haikus."
Requiescat in pace, TTS. Your untimely demise ensured your place among the legends. Don't believe me? Just ask Firefly.
Well... fuck you aren't wrong. But tbh that was being fucked with from the get go by the studio execs.
Something new and unique, really, I didn't expect this to be in the show.
I kinda did ever since I hear those voice. Haha but not a full on politics battle song. Better then stupid rap battles
Epic Rap Battles of History is still cool but this one is PERFECT
@@TheDragonfriday "Hey, hey! Look at me! I hate popular stuff!!"
@Rauta Metalli, Same, wasn't expecting it. xD
I mean, now I understand why the fabricator general seems to speak like he's trying to sing. I guess in TTS verse binary is musical.
This sounds like it would take a considerable amount of time to render.
Oh it did
Lulz
And time well spent. It was good!
Mateo Kostar I mean the mechanicus drivers were bad, see
“Whatever it was, it sure made me DIE!”
When this scene first came up, I just expected Kitten and the Fabricator-General to have a tense conversation with a few binary curse words flung about.
I got something far better instead.
“Don’t be sad because it’s over, be glad because it happened.”
With this episode, we get one step closer to the idol/tts crossover we all deserve!
We already have an Idol/TTS video. "Awaken my quivering abs"
@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 where can I find this?
@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 I did right after I said this it's a good
idol?
@Middle Earth DEA *from far far away*
IT'S NOT F*CKING CANON.
This is based, I was getting sick of rolling back the episode
Agreed
Did it take forever to load the video when you'd roll it back? It does so for me, I'm unsure if it's the video itself or just my my WiFi being weird, but no other vid I roll back has that issue.
Billy F It was ok for me, but finding the exact point when the song starts was beyond tedious
Same
@@speestechsupport1341 14:49
The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest....
At least we got this amazing song before it ended...
The Fallen? Make them repent Asmodai...
@@DippKlippGuy Asmodai: "REPENT MOTHERFUCKERS!" *bonks GW*
@@rexlumontad5644 I-
You know what? Asmodai, I give you leave to make them *fully repent with extreme prejudice.*
Fallen? FALLEN‽ Repent!
@@banzeyegaming2234 I'll get the popcorn.
"How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He Does Not Need Proof, HE'S THE EMPERORO'S WORD!!!!"
Not gonna like, that is possibly one of the most epic and bad ass lines out there. I love it.
"I am the Omnissiah's Voice, And my word is as true!"
@@DippKlippGuy You really think so?!
(Stomp stomp)
F@#+ YOU!
"Oh you really think so?"
*Double clap*
"Fuck you!"
@@DippKlippGuy Oh you really think so!? *FUCK YOU!!*
@@DippKlippGuy "Oh really, you think so?" *clap clap* "Fuck you!"
HELL YEAH BOIS.
Stringstorm came though and gives us the thing i think we all needed and wanted.
Almost certainly
wanted? no, but only because I hadn't thought of it. needed, by the omnissiah yes.
except hes edited it wrong and never fixed it
Kitten's voice makes my body quiver...
Soundwave superior, Mechanicus inferior
Your oiled abs in delight?
@@TheWarmachine375 OOOH TRANSFORMERS/WARHAMMER 40K ITEHATTSD Crossover....
@@Finalhellmaster Very much so.
Ok Shadowsun
ALFA: "We need a cool way to show them speaking Binary!"
StringStorm: "I know, Techno music!"
_ThunderPsyker: "Monotone voices? ..nah that won't work."_
StringStorm: "Techno Music!"
*Zegram: "Maybe... swirly graphics? Iunno..."*
StringStorm: "We can use Techno music!!!"
ALFA: "Oh I know, I know, I'll ask StringStorm to synch the voices to techno music."
StringStorm: >_>
Karl: "StRiNgStOrM, yOu'Re MuTeD..."
Was that from something or did you come up with that?
So it's basically the Chaos Gods' Conference from the Idols-series?
Oliolli3 Yes
I can imagine this happening in SpaceBattles.
@@TheWarmachine375 I'm a SpaceBattles native. This is our kind of humor, yeah.
You know, knowing how dedicated fans of 40k can be I wouldn't be surprised if at some point some mad lads banded together and made cosplays and recreated this scene as well as they could with the music in the background.
We can only dream for now mate but we can hope
Wait did the emperor also had a sing off when he arrived on mars?
Possibly and that's how the Treaty of Olympus was made.
Man I hope so! Would love to see that
@@overlordmadness1548 while that would be cool think how hard it was to animate the whole scene
This man asking the real questions
The biggest rap battle in the history of Mars.
One of the lines is different, in the show they say "You have no proof I use it, your claim is absurd." But here its "Your claim is absurd you have no proof I use it."
*;~;* am sleepy when I made video
@@stringstorm it's cool man, the song is god-tier even with that
Remember *Artillery Forgiveth Many A Sin*
@@stringstorm Can we expect a fixed version at some point? It's just two lines need reversing. I don't know how hard that actually is in editing but compared to making the whole vid it doesn't sound like much.
It would be appreciated
I love this, but I really love the tiny details in the music, like the song starting upbeat until kitten reveals why he is there, or the bells that begin to chime when the emperor is invoked
And the Celldweller-esque synth whirr when the Fabricator-General gets angry at 2:15, feels like a coiling serpent for a bit.
Of what genre of music would you classify this? I have been thinking about it and I just don’t know
Tries to watch the video: Access denied
Resets the router: Access denied
Finally thinks it's fixed and goes back to watch TTS: Access....denied.
Have you tried -seducing- appeasing the Machine Spirit?
Beep
me to my computer: do you realize I own you?
my computer: do you realize that *access denied*
*beep*
But you're not a High Lord of Terra...
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF POLITICS!!
Edit holy shit 2.6k likes. FOR THE EMPEROR!
All it needs...
Is...
B I K E S!
I wish I could like this comment harder
@@Oliolli3
No, all it needs is more cowbell
Politic games on Motorcycles!
@@jonathanswavely7259 i have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
Legend has it was the Proteus Protocol was originally meant to be cyberdong viagra where you add the souls of blessed toasters to your own until someone accidentally did it the other way around.
Yes!
My, how lewd~!
This is what techpriests hear when they talk to each other in binary.
Yeah, jealous now aren't you?
Soundwave superior, Mechanicus inferior
Hail the Omnissiah!
@Shadow Hawk technically it's the man of iron, so yeah
I love that this stand-off was solved by the custodians basically going “oh yeah? Well i’m telling on you to dad”
This is Canon politic in wh40k
"That's just my drivers being crappy, see?" is a line that's stuck in my head for some reason...
How dare you colossal mechanical nerd?!
He doesn't need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!!
oh man, i love this song 😂
behind the guilt tripping ahole, hammurabi is actually a bro for stepping in for his commander.
It's absurd how ridiculously good this is. Like, how does a goofy Warhammer 40k webseries about the Emperor of mankind getting a text to speech device installed result in one of the silliest and at the same time best and most powerful songs of our time?
"He does not need proof, he’s the emperors word!"
Pretty much sums up the empire's justice system
One line I don't seen anyone comment about: I love how the Fabricator General uses "friction and strife" as an insult. Like, 'how dare you bring friction here to my glorious efficient machines.' Just a really fitting line. It's given me ideas for my Rogue Trader campaign for when the party deals with the Mechanicum.
Hearing Kitten's voice ("Emperor's Words" indeed), I must ask again.
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING ?!
A Lonely Person the Tau are a strange and alien species, we will know not what she was thinking, but this treasure of a being belongs to mankind once more, so her loss. XD
NOT FUCKING CANON
Going by the Idol series even she is wondering what she was thinking.
Well, she needed to leave him in order to focus on serving the greater good, not because she wanted to... but that's not canon anyway
@@ImpudentInfidel Get these two crazy kids back together!
Me: Politics are boring
Bruva Alfabusa: *cues autotune opera*
oh yes i can now pester people with this song now
There's Cant Mechanicus, and then there's the Motive Force itself speaking to your soul.
*So this is the noosphere translated into words and sounds.*
@@SgtRock-et7zl It certainly appears to be, after all the Fabricator General has always spoken in song when conversing with organics, and in the TTS video all this song had subtitles in both English and Binary, implying they were originally speaking Binary. So yeah I guess tech-priests are just always singing like old floppy drives.
*Suddenly politics becomes IMMENSELY interesting!*
40k politics in TTS nutshell
@Saruv Bet That too as well
I got recommended this on THAT day, the painful irony hurts
Greetings custodes! How are you this daaa-aay?
/Lord Shaxx have you brought me any cool ancient tech in displaa-ay?
@@tylerflynn8820 No we have not, but to ask you for a favor.
/Lord Shaxx Thats all too bad, because I’d like a new shaver.
@@tylerflynn8820 The Adeptus Mechanicus Ranks you have climbed.
/Lord Shaxx even though you seem to explode all the time.
*THE IMPERIAL SAINT HAS BLESSED US THIS DAY!*
*Praise be!*
I wonder if the techpriest that Kitten took along with him shall ever get the toasters he promised him for installing TTS device back in the very first episode...
Well, he's actively rebelling against the Fabricator-General alongside Kitten and the Custodes-- so i think he's chosen his horse to back in regards to whom the Omnissiah is. The Emperor. The Emperor will give him his toasters eventually.
I don't think that tech priest knows anything about anything. This is the same priest who wanders into the throne room to throw random shit at the Emperor's skeletal remains as an "offering"
"It's a favour I seek, not some sort of brawl
Were it not for my Lord I wouldn't be here at all."
That part sound so smooth !! Truly excellent !
I FUCKN KNEW IT, the second they started singinig I thought of you, goddamn
Im mean it was the first part of the credits
It is as glorious as the Emperor himself
Me: I dont want this on repeat in my head.
Brain: Access DENIED.
Me: Have you considered that you are MY brain?
Brain: Have you considered ACCESS DENIED?
I watched this more than 10 times yesterday. I even memorized the time when the songs starts, 14:53.
Me too. 😁
This song is strangely amazing.
There's no such technology. You must be High...
*STOMP STOMP STOMP* YOU LIE!!!!!
This is one of the greatest things that ever was. The character development and awesomeness that been packed into these few minutes of brilliance can only be compared to the greatness and goldness of the Golden Throne and the Emperor himself.
This song came right out of nowhere, and it's been the most pleasant surprise I've had in a long time.
This is it chief. This song and the episode in which it featured are, I believe, the greatest heights of artistry, comedy, absurdity, religion, piety, and theatre that we have thus far achieved this century. Verily, ‘tis akin to a combination of Sabaton, Shakespeare, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Tenacious D, and “I am the very model of a modern major-General”.
Kitten is the very model of the modern Captain-General.
the best part
it stays true to 40k canon, on how the different parties interact
I cant stop seeing the mechicus lord with his fidget spinner
Hammurabi and the others didn't have to go so hard, but they did.
They did that for Kitten.
Fairwell fair Kitten.
Everytime I hear this, I get the overwhelming urge to buy a load of Custodes. It just radiates pure awesome.
That was a "FINEST POLITICAL" I ever seen
3 Pillar Abs Man
Karstodes
"KEEP DAWDLING AND ON YOUR CABLES WE'LL PISS!"
My favorite
RIP TTS.
Kitten: the rock opera when
I heard that in Japan, politicians are supposes to sing their goals/promises in this style that sounds kinda like rap.
Does that mean Mechanicum are weebs?
Well they seem to like inanimate objects to an absurd degree, they worship them and take care of them almost like they were their imagined marital partners... their *WAIFUS*
Now you know why they sound like vocaloid's.
*Calls the Fabricator-General*
My lord, they know. Hide the Cat-girls STC in the Noctis Labyrinth now.
[citation needed]
@@Sylfposts "FUCKING WHEEZING"
1: Love your new UA-cam pfp.
2: This entire thing had me laughing my ass off, banging my head to the beat, and rewinding so much all day.
JerriK Sundberg you should watch he actual video it has many funny parts
@@Epsilon-5 I know it's been 2 years, but I got to this video FROM TTS. It was too good.
@@ErikaWeiss633 agreed
"You Claim is Absurd, You have no proof I use it" Always throws me off.
You put this on Spotify and I will listen to it on loop 50 times, you have my guarantee. Just give me the word.
same here :D
0:46 I like slight tonal shift that moment from happy go lucky toaster priest lord to "You're starting to piss me off"
The finest politics I've ever heard.
I've listened to this at least 3 times per day since the episode aired. Now one of my most fondest desires is a musical text to speech special. Like Les Miserables but TTS verse. I do not care how well they sing, Stringstorm is magic.
I love how the tension of the conversation was translated into the Harmony. When the fabricator greets them, the chores are all major and very light. Then, when kitten asks for a favor and start questioning the fabricator's ressurections, the chords go all minor, but still light instrumentation. But when the fabricator confront them, the instrumentation gets heavier, with more bass, and the harmony go darker and darker. Fantastic composition pal. Sorry my english, it's not my native language.
The Captain-General deserves some apple juice for this glorious victory
“Locating like-button...
Make a u-turn”
low key, this is the cleverest comment i've read in a while.
"Were it not for my lord I'd not be here at all" - that sounded very biblical
This was probably my favourite part of the whole episode.
Last time I was this early... Ive actually never been here this early. Amazing work as always, Stringstorm!
And then kitten died...
Fun fact about the video this was made for: All the lyrics are translated to their equivilent in binary... except for the Mechanicus' Lords "Fine" which instead translates to "NEVER, I WILL HAVE YOU ASSASINATED!"
Lucky for him none of the Custodies speak binary to be honest.
I just noticed there is a slight fault between the two versions.
Live episode: "You have no proof I use it, your claim is absurd"
StringStrom OST: "Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it!" 1:43
Keep in mind this was moments before kitten's death
That was ... the finest politics I had ever seen!
the fact that this isn't on spotify is a crime
Were it not for my Lord, I'd not be here at all.
The Emperor protects !
Seriously impressive work mate
"He does not need proof, he's the emperors word"
This is incredibly topical given what just happened to primaris
The first thing I thought when I saw this in TTS was "can't wait for it to be uploaded to Stringstorm's channel" so I can listen to it over and over.
"He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's word!"
So badass and proud. The Fabricator General is definitely hiding something.
Well, there is a void dragon shard on Mars. So I wouldn't doubt if that it is used in the Proteus Protocol in some way.
He's hiding his "Special" Bolter that he used for Shadowsun
How am I supposed to sing along without the binary subtitles?
1:43 your claim is absurd
you have no proof I use it. These two lyrics are switched in this song when compared to the official episode and its thrown me off. I couldn't figure out why they sounded different till then.
@StringStorm
I think it must be a mistake, in this version it breaks the flow and the rhyme scheme.
Yes they should change it.
The finest politics I have ever seen.