Titanicus - Original Song

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    A titan song as suggested by my patrons!
    Artwork by NoobPTFO
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    Artwork
    - / 1360293918387146756
    Lyrics by Dek
    - / aidandiamondt
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    Lyrics:
    The battle rages towards the walls
    Each moment blaring a defeaned call
    The enemies lay in wait ahead
    The bodies around us stink of the dead
    Each step forward brings us to line
    The strength behind us, holy and divine
    The Emperor's light drives us forth
    And the Titans of God shall end this war!
    Cogs and bolts, and ancient lore
    Fashioned fearsome engines of war
    Those it defends, in fear, shall adore
    as its guns leave nothing but gore
    Nothing can withstand its steps
    as it leaves behind a path of death
    Forts and tanks are reduced to wrecks
    Its foes: nothing but mere specks
    Tremble in its stride, as crust crack and breaks
    Its warhorns blare, the air then shakes
    Its cannons burst like sun in its wake
    Woe to our foes as everything quakes
    Blessed by priests of steel
    Forged in the fires of zeal
    Immortal armor of the Emperor's will
    None shall oppose as they fulfill
    The will of the Emperor, through all, it shall complete
    Before his holy presence, their blood lay underneath
    Warded in litanies to repulse impurity
    Warrior and Titan guiding from within
    True shall it stand amidst war for all to see!
    Feel the fury of their wrath, our prayers have been answered
    as they carry to the front our glorious battle standard
    Hear the clash of steel, so loud and so fierce
    As it breaks through their lines like adamantine spears
    Harden your hearts and steel yourselves
    as the final charge closes, Emperor compels
    See how the enemy scrambles in dread
    Soon we shall burn piles of their dead
    Yet fear not death for the Emperor's with us
    Made manifest in steel so holy and just
    Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise
    as it brings upon the end of their days
    So kneel, foes of man, and accept your fate
    Cower 'fore the titans as oblivion awaits
    And to those from behind, advance to its call
    Rise from your trenches and join its assault
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @stringstorm
    @stringstorm  3 роки тому +975

    Artwork by NoobPTFO
    - twitter.com/noobptfo
    Artwork
    - twitter.com/NoobPTFO/status/1360293918387146756
    Lyrics by Dek
    - twitter.com/aidandiamondt

    • @The-Lazy-Dane
      @The-Lazy-Dane 3 роки тому +8

      Sooo, am I the only one where the comment is dated to two days ago? Like somehow the video has just been released, and but was commented on two days ago.

    • @Mantoisful
      @Mantoisful 3 роки тому +7

      @@The-Lazy-Dane Pre uploaded and premiered today
      Patrons probably get early access to vids

    • @leonislupusrex5321
      @leonislupusrex5321 3 роки тому

      So stringi am i the only one that can make out the warriors of the god emperor but for the metal boys as an inspiration written on it

    • @stirlingstafford6502
      @stirlingstafford6502 3 роки тому +6

      Stringstorm, is this going on Spotify?

    • @feuerderdrachengg5000
      @feuerderdrachengg5000 3 роки тому

      I think I can discern some parts of your Krieg song here.

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 3 роки тому +5663

    That techpriest in the middle is like "Behold! My stuff!"

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +614

      "My GUNS are bigger than yours - puny Heretic!"

    •  3 роки тому +81

      @@hatter3555 "And this here IS MY BOOM STICK!"

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +381

      "The god-machine rallys by my side. What power can possibly match this might?"

    • @nathanielmcclaflin1374
      @nathanielmcclaflin1374 3 роки тому +72

      lol pretty much

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 3 роки тому +279

      "You asked《where is your god now?》...
      There it is!"

  • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
    @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 2 роки тому +1181

    "Dad, I don't wanna go to church."
    _"THEN CHURCH SHALL COME TO YOU, HERETIC!"_

    • @andrewthongchunhoong2328
      @andrewthongchunhoong2328 Рік тому +55

      It's all fun in games for the aliens invading us in the future(maybe idk) until our churches start rising

  • @shadowstep1375
    @shadowstep1375 3 роки тому +5332

    Imperial fists: I am fortifying this position!
    Admec: I am mobilizing this position!
    Titan: I am this position!

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 роки тому +529

      Titan : i am UNfortifying the enemys position!

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 2 роки тому +178

      Titan: fuck your position!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 роки тому +312

      Titan: BEEP BOOP, FUCK HERETICS!

    • @forgottendragonpriestartem3414
      @forgottendragonpriestartem3414 2 роки тому +177

      Titan: Heheheh gun goes *BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

    • @omiheaddev7090
      @omiheaddev7090 2 роки тому +239

      “Warhound, what the fuck are you doing, why is the defense not fortified?
      “I AM THE DEFENSE”

  • @BrotherGS
    @BrotherGS 3 роки тому +3828

    -Do you see that city?
    - Yes sir
    -I dont want to.
    - Understood sir

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 роки тому +212

      When the Emperor sees a city blocking his favourite sunset

    • @user-nh4zm6xj5d
      @user-nh4zm6xj5d 3 роки тому +80

      Its enough to make a primaris reinforcement cry

    • @BrotherGS
      @BrotherGS 3 роки тому +44

      @@user-nh4zm6xj5d I mean, YOU'RE enough to make a primaris reinforcement look small

    • @user-nh4zm6xj5d
      @user-nh4zm6xj5d 3 роки тому +26

      @@BrotherGS thank you honored battle brother

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 3 роки тому +61

      "Its existence offends me, destroy it" -Reclusiarch Grimaldus of the Black Templers

  • @Darknessblade4me
    @Darknessblade4me 3 роки тому +2355

    Ah yes the titans. Imperiums way of saying "Fuck around and find out!".

    • @mixtape9123
      @mixtape9123 3 роки тому +145

      Xenos when they hear the warhorn: Say sike right now!

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 3 роки тому +135

      The Imperiums way of saying “use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun.”

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +91

      Titans, the ultimate 'screw you' of the Imperium in ground battle

    • @sreckocuvalo8110
      @sreckocuvalo8110 3 роки тому +43

      Pay your bills fucko.

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 3 роки тому +31

      @@sreckocuvalo8110 How much does a warp transmission cost anyway?

  • @WorldNetExplorer
    @WorldNetExplorer 3 роки тому +3809

    "Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise!"
    That might be the most Warhammer line I've ever heard.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 2 роки тому +189

      The Mechanicus equivalent of the phrase "Let me sing the songs of my people", but more metal.

    • @dalekdozer8209
      @dalekdozer8209 2 роки тому +151

      "Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise!"
      The guy in charge of an Emperor class battleship on legs: "with IMMENSE pleasure."

    • @Desyx14
      @Desyx14 2 роки тому +42

      Weirdly I paused exactly on that line, listened to it again, then listened to the whole song, and came here and found this, damn. I guess that line was impactful

    • @Oliver-jw3dy
      @Oliver-jw3dy 2 роки тому +10

      Sounds exactly like something the Covenant would say

    • @ajollyduck
      @ajollyduck Рік тому +15

      Another good one is "it's foes: nothing but mere specks"

  • @willtiffany5409
    @willtiffany5409 3 роки тому +2877

    "There are things you can't fight. Acts of Gods. You see a Daemon Prince coming, you gotta get out of the way. But when you're in a Titan, suddenly you can fight the Daemon Prince. You can win".

    • @7daysfan932
      @7daysfan932 3 роки тому +163

      pacific rim?

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 2 роки тому +287

      @@7daysfan932 looks like it. And its basically a perfect quote to be using. Partly because the giant robots there are basically titans. They lack all the typical firepower, but they are rather very good at melee.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 2 роки тому +202

      Unless you are a Cadian. They built their reputation on punching daemon princes in the face.
      People love to say the Katachan are these badasses but in reality, once they aren't in a jungle they become fodder that is WORSE than every other Guard. Cadians are deployed on any and all kinds of worlds, and they fight anything...but what they are really...really...really good at killing is something every other Guardsman fears, daemons.

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 2 роки тому +3

      @@Nempo13 or Rylanor but that requires you wait a millennium tinkering with traitor tech & obtaining an unexploded virus bomb

    • @chandlerwatson1379
      @chandlerwatson1379 Рік тому +65

      @@BuilderB08 the children of kreig do not break

  • @Nempo13
    @Nempo13 2 роки тому +4378

    As you scroll through the comments I just want to say,
    Welcome Back.
    We both know this isn't your first listen to this great song.

  • @Endymion
    @Endymion 3 роки тому +4907

    I love the tech-priest is just standing there like "Your move"

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 3 роки тому +519

      “You asked me ‘you and what army’ so here is mine. Also, mine is bigger then yours 😉”

    • @liamc.6274
      @liamc.6274 3 роки тому +159

      @@Audiotrocious doesn't take much to be bigger than mine

    • @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640
      @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640 3 роки тому +166

      I said this before I want to see a titan legion themed off rylanor

    • @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640
      @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640 3 роки тому +61

      @@Audiotrocious both in the amount of men and their size

    • @defies4626
      @defies4626 3 роки тому +63

      He might want to duck to avoid the doom beams.

  • @sicor94
    @sicor94 3 роки тому +5472

    In a rare case of imperial common sense, they dont use depressed teenagers to drive their god-machines.

    • @vukanwantshugz5341
      @vukanwantshugz5341 3 роки тому +632

      Wich Is still sad of you think about It, Shinji is probably the one with less mental issues, impressive for a protagonist

    • @irondragon1785
      @irondragon1785 3 роки тому +619

      Who needs depressed teens when everyone is depressed and or wants to kill the enemies of man?

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 3 роки тому +821

      @@irondragon1785 How can one be depressed when theres xenos and heretics to purge?

    • @liamblack1558
      @liamblack1558 3 роки тому +469

      @@sicor94 faith does cure depression after all.

    • @aquilaignis7286
      @aquilaignis7286 3 роки тому +423

      @@irondragon1785 how can one be depressed when the light of the Emperor light their way ?

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 Рік тому +968

    "Blessed by priests of steel, forged in the fires of zeal!" Freaking love that line

  • @thetau4866
    @thetau4866 3 роки тому +2351

    "RISE FROM YOUR TRENCHES AND JOIN ITS ASSAULT!"
    Such a powerful line

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +59

      That part always sends a chill down my spine. Such an epic ending

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 3 роки тому +13

      Too true

    • @primachpepe8597
      @primachpepe8597 3 роки тому +26

      Agreed I get shivers when I hear it, much like any good Krieger

    • @TheLordofFury
      @TheLordofFury 3 роки тому +19

      GAURDSMEN! AFIX BAYONETS!

    • @comradecommissar8223
      @comradecommissar8223 3 роки тому +11

      I will see you all on the other side. If not here. Then in the Emperors hall's.

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 3 роки тому +4611

    Everybody gangsta until the church starts moving

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 3 роки тому +1980

    "It is by the Emperor's will we come to your aid, but make no mistake fleshbags, it is the might of Mars that executes it."
    - That techpriest, probably

    • @majormelon7898
      @majormelon7898 3 роки тому +126

      I could actually see one of them saying that

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 3 роки тому +86

      @@majormelon7898 Am techpriest, can confirm.

    • @andrejpokorny2565
      @andrejpokorny2565 3 роки тому +51

      If instead of Mars you say Omnisia then I would 100% agree.

    • @idkusernameeggatron4652
      @idkusernameeggatron4652 3 роки тому +17

      @@andrejpokorny2565 that causes confusion cause the emperor is the omisiah

    • @saintbrodee8021
      @saintbrodee8021 3 роки тому +51

      @@idkusernameeggatron4652 Yes and no.
      The AdMech have a sort of Trinity going. The Machine God, The Omnissiah, and the Motive Force.
      The Machine God is the sum of all wisdom and knowledge, by its grace are things known.
      The Omnissiah is the pinnacle of Human knowledge, wisdom, and basically the Machine God given flesh. The Emperor is this to most of the AdMech.
      The Motive Force is the thing that fuels all of life and creation, the simple transfer of electrons from something to something else. A simple process, but one that drives everything ever. It is through it that the Machine God works.
      There are several different sects that see the Emperor as THE Omnissiah, but there are also quite a few that don't see him as the only Omnissiah (like how there are multiple buddahs.) Or believe that the Omnissah isn't the Emperor.

  • @sanguiniusse434
    @sanguiniusse434 3 роки тому +1283

    "You still don't get it, do you heretic? I was never holding the line, I was holding you. I am the steel chains of the Emperor's will, binding you to this rock so you might await his judgment. And if you look to the horizon, you will see it has come. Kill me, break your bounds, it makes no difference now. The Titans are here."

    • @jexiagalleta4712
      @jexiagalleta4712 3 роки тому +103

      That is something I could see being said in universe, well done

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 3 роки тому +37

      That just Beautiful

    • @LemonRush7777
      @LemonRush7777 3 роки тому +47

      Sounds like a final act of defiance from an about to be defeated Commissar.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 роки тому +42

      “And with them, your doom marches.”

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 3 роки тому +22

      “Yeah about that. That horizon they’re coming from? It’s right over a-“
      *a cacophonous crash is heard as one of the titan’s legs sinks DEEP into the ground. The behemoth stumbles and crashes into one of its fellows. This starts a domino effect that results in the entire Legion stuck in a massive pile of tangled titan*
      “-underground cave complex. Gravity 1, Giant Impractical Machines 0”

  • @robertb-k8267
    @robertb-k8267 3 роки тому +407

    Chaos Baneblade: "HA, YOU ONLY HAVE SOME GUARDSMEN AND A CHURCH!!"
    Tech-priest: "Oh really? Look again."

    • @RakRescue
      @RakRescue 2 роки тому +42

      The church stands up and turns to the heretic and over the vox you hear " correct we have some guardsman and a church that is an emperor class titan "

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 Рік тому +5

      and then chaos has their own titans.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +5

      @@Doomerbro99 They have no Emperor class titans left. They had to sacrifice the only ones that turned traitor during the Horus Heresy itself.

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 Рік тому +7

      @@Nempo13 what your smoking? They do have emperor titans..

    • @squirt2384
      @squirt2384 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Nempo13 yeah they have them but they're the rarest shit there might have been 1 at cadia out of hundreds of traitor God engines.

  • @silvermarksman6834
    @silvermarksman6834 3 роки тому +4056

    Attention Imperial Citizens: Church attendance has dropped below minimum required standards. As such the churches will now come to you. Do not resist. We do not want to replace city blocks.

  • @themightyalpaca313
    @themightyalpaca313 3 роки тому +4235

    Chaos Champion : “I HAVE AN ARMY!!!”
    Archmagos : *Casually leans against previously unseen Warmonger Titan* “Your statement shall be corrected; you had an army”

    • @thekingmoose8004
      @thekingmoose8004 3 роки тому +278

      CREEEED!!!!!

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 роки тому +284

      No its,
      *Sounds of a barrage of Heavy Bolter Shells hitting.*
      "You HAD. An army, Heretic."

    • @wiggitywackwack
      @wiggitywackwack 3 роки тому +197

      @@monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      Chaos Champion: I HAVE AN ARMY!
      Sounds of heavy barrage
      Arch-Magos: really? where?

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 3 роки тому +145

      Heretic: “OUR ARMY IS INVINCIBLE”
      Techpriest: “Warmonger I don’t want to see that mountain of heretics”
      BOOM BOOM BOOM
      Techpreist: ah I love the smell of decaying biomass

    • @PandaWolf525
      @PandaWolf525 3 роки тому +113

      Ya that’s always the thing. How the fuck do Titans and the such seem to just show up out of nowhere and everyone is surprised by the enemy having one?
      How the fuck do you not notice the 50meter-250meter tall machine of death moving toward the battlefield.

  • @KoishiVibin
    @KoishiVibin 3 роки тому +926

    "Do you know what it is like, to sit within a Titan, Brother Netis?"
    "...No?
    "...Have you ever felt small, Brother?"
    "...Sometimes."
    "I sat within one, once. I saw guns that dwarfed a baneblade reduce armour thicker than we are tall to scraps barely larger than a bolt shell. I saw lances of cold energies raze mountains. If we are Angels, then we are bare shadows of wraiths of glimmers of what the Emperor may put to work against his enemies."

    • @brandonmidkiff8200
      @brandonmidkiff8200 Рік тому +45

      Big E: "Puts things into context, doesn't it?"

    • @delta8989
      @delta8989 Рік тому +28

      “And it was fucking awesome”

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 Рік тому +28

      @@brandonmidkiff8200 Magnus: I suddenly feels... Small. And I don't know how to feel about it.

    • @brandonmidkiff8200
      @brandonmidkiff8200 Рік тому +22

      @@amirhaikal6672 Big E: "You'll get used to it. Besides, you're shorter than most of your brothers anyhow."

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman Рік тому +18

      ​@Brandon Midkiff THAT IS ENTIRELY MY CHOICE AND YOU KNOW IT!

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 3 роки тому +171

    "Father, why do we have to go to church?"
    "Because if we do not, church will come to us."
    -Some forge world peasants probably.

  • @jackstrayfeald1007
    @jackstrayfeald1007 3 роки тому +652

    That techpriest is having the time of his life.

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 3 роки тому +119

      "I STAND BEFORE MY GOD, WHILE YOURS HIDE AWAY IN THE DARKNESS OF HELL, FACE THE MIGHT OF THE OMNISSIAH, HERETIC FLESHBAGS"

    • @Gibilisko
      @Gibilisko 3 роки тому +45

      It is the dream of every skitarii to fight with the embodiment of the omnissiah fury

    •  3 роки тому +8

      Tech Priest "We shall end you foul scum"
      Enemy "Yeah, you and what army?"
      Tech Priest gestures to the Titans.
      Enemy "oh shit I think we dun goofed."

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +34

      (Happy binary sounds)

    • @oblivious147
      @oblivious147 3 роки тому +14

      Happy toaster sounds

  • @funybirbman3813
    @funybirbman3813 3 роки тому +644

    Everybody gangsta until Notre Dame stands up

    • @shadowstep1375
      @shadowstep1375 3 роки тому +17

      I mean sure until you realize that a flamer works miracles.

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 3 роки тому +62

      Movie idea: Earth is being invaded by demons. All hope seems lost. Man cries out in desperation, praying for salvation. Then, one by one, Earth's great centers of worship rise up as titans. Notre Dame. The Duomo. The Hagia Sophia. The Dome of the Rock. The Sagrada Familia. Meenakshi Temple. The Old-New Synagogue. The Temple of Tikal.

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 роки тому +4

      I would mind that. After all, it is going to crush the city i live in, and i don’t want that.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 роки тому +23

      @@Meshakhad that is metal enough to get an atheist’s approval.

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 3 роки тому +13

      *The whole fucking Vatican city stands up as the biggest Titan ever*

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 3 роки тому +100

    "Statement: Me and _this_ army."
    -that techpriest.

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 3 роки тому +279

    For some reason, the line "Guns and bolts and ancient lore" is the most pumping phrase I've ever heard.

    • @sebdaniel4029
      @sebdaniel4029 Рік тому +2

      Yeah same !!!

    • @yeetusskeetus6527
      @yeetusskeetus6527 Рік тому +21

      Cogs and bolts and ancient lore*

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Рік тому +6

      @@yeetusskeetus6527 oh?
      Mmmmm, gonna keep hearing it my way.

  • @josephbeckworth7339
    @josephbeckworth7339 3 роки тому +1835

    Cogs and Bolts and ancient lore really hits hard when you hear it.

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 роки тому +34

      Yup

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 роки тому +99

      It hits much like a Titan...

    • @Judge_of_Anubis05
      @Judge_of_Anubis05 3 роки тому +132

      "The titans of god shall end this war" also hit hard too for me

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +79

      @@Judge_of_Anubis05 for me, "rise from your trenches and join its assault" line sends a chill to my spine

    • @travisbrewer1641
      @travisbrewer1641 3 роки тому +30

      It hits as hard as, Faith Steel and Gunpowder

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer 3 роки тому +1665

    "and to those from behind, advance to its call. Rise from your trenches and Join its assault"
    It is like the titans are saying: the glory shall not be only ours, but for you who stood first to the enemy

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 роки тому +126

      NOW STAND AND CLAIM YOUR HONOR IN FIRE AND STEEL.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 2 роки тому +63

      Just wait till AFTER the main weapons fire...so, you know...you don't get caught in it's path.

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 2 роки тому +24

      that I will, but I shall give the god machines a wide berth. this is true diligence I believe, both to the great titan of the mechanicus and my emperor-bestowed third-dimension.

    • @jacobp.4593
      @jacobp.4593 Рік тому +11

      Nah, the Machine-Sprit just likes stomping on Crunchies. It makes it easier to pilot.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Рік тому +26

      Glory to those who held our lines;
      Glory to those who break the foes.

  • @julianbraunbeck7632
    @julianbraunbeck7632 3 роки тому +147

    "I have a Titan, your argument is invalid"

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 роки тому +9

      You cannot make argument of you stop existing at molecullar level

    • @KelebMoonDancer
      @KelebMoonDancer 3 роки тому +3

      @@marchereve3280 Too bad titans have void shields uh?

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 роки тому +6

      @@KelebMoonDancer... I was speaking to the Now non existet xeno

    • @kommisaryeltsin2781
      @kommisaryeltsin2781 3 роки тому +11

      "i'm in a titan and you are not" "also you are not my dad"

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 роки тому +6

      @@kommisaryeltsin2781 Get out of the Titan
      Your not my dad
      Get out of the Titan I am your dad
      Your not my dad
      I am your dad, get out of the Titan
      I'm in a Titan and your not

  • @williammiller4768
    @williammiller4768 3 роки тому +200

    Titan: “Struggle and fight. It makes no difference.
    I am undeniable. Like the future itself I am unstoppable. It moves forwards always as I move. Every second an earthquake. Every heartbeat a cannon blast. Lift your heads and bear a terrible truth.
    No one can battle the Dawn.”

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 3 роки тому +621

    "Xenos detected on Imperium soil. Lethal force engaged! Chances of defeat... ZERO PERCENT!"

    • @BlackDeath22341
      @BlackDeath22341 3 роки тому +99

      "The Emperor's will is NON NEGOTIABLE. Hersey is the very definition of FAILURE."

    • @aggelosSlipKnoTRKO
      @aggelosSlipKnoTRKO 3 роки тому +86

      "DEATH is a preferable alternative to heresy."

    • @arcangellord5372
      @arcangellord5372 3 роки тому +55

      "heresy detected on imperial soil. Lethal force engaged."

    • @arcangellord5372
      @arcangellord5372 3 роки тому +46

      "Mission: the destruction of any and all xenos forces."

    • @theenigma8683
      @theenigma8683 3 роки тому +39

      The legend of Imperius Prime

  • @MP-hc6wg
    @MP-hc6wg 3 роки тому +3124

    When you're a Traitor Guardsman on a world that just rebelled and suddenly the cathedrals on the horizon start walking at you

    • @phsycotater3608
      @phsycotater3608 3 роки тому +129

      why do I hear boss music?

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +62

      I'd shoot myself and save me the trouble

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 роки тому +93

      Immediately shoot my CO who thought it was a good idea to "pull a Krieg."

    • @enklavegeneral9077
      @enklavegeneral9077 3 роки тому +39

      Artillerie you see this church because i dont want

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 3 роки тому +49

      @@enklavegeneral9077 HA! you think a febil shell will break the hull of this titan?

  • @EyeKracker83
    @EyeKracker83 3 роки тому +221

    Reactor - Online
    Sensors - Online
    Weapons - Online
    All Systems Nominal, Ready for Combat.

    • @TheRitari85
      @TheRitari85 3 роки тому +13

      Princeps: "Engage the enemy."

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 3 роки тому +2

      I can hear this.

    • @reapershadow2966
      @reapershadow2966 2 роки тому +1

      reminds me of that dubset song called anhillate or smtg

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 2 роки тому +3

      Machine spirit - Engraged

    • @Aim54Delta
      @Aim54Delta 2 роки тому +6

      House Steiner approves.

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc 3 роки тому +127

    As the guy who likes to use the heavy gear in any game, be it tanks, walkers, or even heavy armour with a tower shield or a machine gun, this is officially the theme song of my life.

  • @IDK-fi8hr
    @IDK-fi8hr 3 роки тому +592

    God-Machine: *exists*
    Enemies of mankind: *doesn't*

  • @alexdagaziev5608
    @alexdagaziev5608 3 роки тому +675

    AVE COLLEGIA TITANICA!
    FOR THE OMNISSIAH!!!
    **Mechanical chanting intensifies**

    • @DrMussex
      @DrMussex 3 роки тому +17

      ave deus Mechanicus

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +27

      I heard you have gods on your side...
      *SO I BROUGHT GOD ENGINES OF WAR*

    • @fenrir7432
      @fenrir7432 3 роки тому +7

      FOR THE OMNISSIAH

    • @tigerh1426
      @tigerh1426 3 роки тому +8

      *TOASTER F^CKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @dragonfangalexander
      @dragonfangalexander 3 роки тому

      DEUS EST MACHINA!

  • @danielsnow4989
    @danielsnow4989 3 роки тому +187

    As a Texan, I just want to say that this song helped me get through the Week of Frost we just endured.
    Thank you, Stringstorm.

  • @CT-Clone
    @CT-Clone 3 роки тому +110

    This may be irrevelant, but what i absolutely love about the Imperium songs is that in the majority, there is always two prominent sounds in the background. Bells and organs. It really reflects just how much the Imperium focuses on religion and that belief in the Emperor and Omnissiah keeps them going

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 роки тому +1

      yea,altho the emperor had all religions banned before the horus herecy and he didnt want humanity to look upon him as a god,because you know....where there is belief on gods,occult and so on,there is belief in demons,and so chaos can take place

    • @Roosauec
      @Roosauec 4 місяці тому

      ​​​​@@Bill.Papadakisthere is actually a chaos God of disbelief. His name is Necoho. The Emperor's plan would have failed.

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 3 роки тому +524

    Chaplain Grimaldus, standing infront of an Emperor-Titan on Armageddon: "Now listen here you little sh!t."

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III 3 роки тому +554

    “I have fought as a god fights!
    I am Imperius Dictatio!
    kneel before me and beg for your lives!”

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +62

      "Beg for your lives... maybe your gods will hear your CRY"
      *STOMP*

    • @MythicFrost
      @MythicFrost 3 роки тому +15

      I have fought as a God fights.
      I am Imperius Dictatio.
      Kneel before me and beg for you lives!

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 роки тому +2

      @@MythicFrost right that’s how it went, thanks

    • @MythicFrost
      @MythicFrost 3 роки тому +4

      @@SirCandyMint Titan (Graphic Novel Series) by Dan Abnett

    • @dalamarwren424
      @dalamarwren424 3 роки тому +1

      I will have glory! And the enemy will have DEATH!

  • @anonguy772
    @anonguy772 3 роки тому +103

    "The Emperor's light drives us forth
    And the Titans of God shall end this war!"
    This whole song was awesome but for me personally that line hit like a meteor, damn

  • @blazingbl2gamingop794
    @blazingbl2gamingop794 3 роки тому +45

    Imperial Guardsmen: "My God smiles upon me Heretic. Can you say the same?"

  • @matad1917
    @matad1917 3 роки тому +776

    A friendly reminder from adeptus mechanicus: standing under a titan that is about to fire may cause severe burns, deafness, blindness and death.

    • @BenjaminBK
      @BenjaminBK 3 роки тому +89

      Because flesh is weak. But we can fix that. new ears, new eyes, maybe a bolter attached to your shoulder, so you can fire another bolter while you fire your bolter for the omnissiah

    • @specialairservices7648
      @specialairservices7648 3 роки тому +57

      @@BenjaminBK remember, Bolter rounds are stored in the balls

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 роки тому +17

      *worth it*

    • @deathkorpofkrieg6768
      @deathkorpofkrieg6768 2 роки тому +6

      @@C0ldD1rective brother

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 2 роки тому +5

      @@deathkorpofkrieg6768 Komeraden

  • @herobrineharry7698
    @herobrineharry7698 3 роки тому +397

    “This oath we give in blood and deed: the gods of war shall walk, and death shall follow with us!”

  • @zohan90210
    @zohan90210 2 роки тому +2287

    titans are the perfect embodiment of 40k. they are impractical, expensive, ridiculously OP and loved by all.
    edit: completely forgot about this comment and am surprised to see the likes and comments for something fueled by no small amount of ethanol.

    • @Kotoy1
      @Kotoy1 2 роки тому +165

      They are not that impractical in- universe, given they have shielding technologies.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Рік тому +161

      @@Kotoy1 a Warlord Titan weighs 2,500 tons, the Baneblade weighs 319 tons. In terms of raw material you could build 7.8 Baneblades per Warlord and Baneblades are far faster to create, more Forge Worlds are capable of making them, and they can do something no Titan can: they can hide to lay an ambush.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Рік тому +54

      @@servermeta4995 dense forests with camo netting, amongst the ruins of a bombed out hive city, sitting in a trench in a hull-down position. Basicallly the ways we hide tanks today but you'd have to amp it out a bit considering it is essentially an apartment on treads.
      Hell of a lot easier than trying to conceal the 17 metre Warhound

    • @surgereactor8680
      @surgereactor8680 Рік тому +17

      @@servermeta4995 8 meters tall, 13.8 meters in length and 7 (if I remember correctly) wide

    • @surgereactor8680
      @surgereactor8680 Рік тому +49

      @@TheGreatThiccwarhammer 40k is known because the called guerrilla warfare and meat grinder warfare, no one is going to put a fcking baneblade in a hyper dense forest firstly because : probably that’s a death world like of catachan (if you don’t know what is catachan read the lore), only the eldar or custodes have agile tanks. A Warlord, Reaver or whatever existing titan are used against heretics in openfields (no man’s land) because the Mechanicus has let them in a 2-3 year-taking discussion.

  • @VivaldinNova
    @VivaldinNova 3 роки тому +39

    The virgin Chaos Space Marine legions
    Vs
    The *Chad Tech-Priest blessing a walking church with guns*

  • @randomredpyro164
    @randomredpyro164 3 роки тому +5601

    To all the people who say titans are impractical, you forget the mere intimidation factor of a walking mountain sized church covered in guns

    •  3 роки тому +217

      I know I would void my bowels at the sight of a massive walking cathedral with guns bigger than my entire suburb

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 роки тому +821

      and the fact it has giant void sheilds so it isnt felled immediatly be artillery bombardment like most humanoid giant robots would

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 роки тому +556

      They also forget that if you put enough faith into something for long enough it will come true in a way or another. So the titan works cuz the admechs say so

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 роки тому +224

      @@bloodangel19 that only works for the orks but belif can make things stronger but unless its orks it cant substitute for engeeniering whihc the mechnicus also have in spades along side faith

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 роки тому +278

      @@wilmagregg3131 yes, but to a smaller extent it works for everyone. The orks just do it better. I might have oversimplefied tho

  • @owenwilliams9746
    @owenwilliams9746 3 роки тому +230

    "HARDEN YOUR HEARTS AND STEEL YOURSELVES!!" got me frothing at the mouth with divine fury

  • @kingq1741
    @kingq1741 3 роки тому +54

    "And the Titans of God shall end this War"
    I got f*cking Goosebumps when that part came, absolutely amazing

  • @mastermindisaac4083
    @mastermindisaac4083 3 роки тому +57

    THIS is why I cant explain my taste in music to anybody.....

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 роки тому +7

      "What music do you enjoy?"
      *nervous laughter*

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 2 роки тому +16

      @@C0ldD1rective religious music.

    • @syndroel
      @syndroel 9 місяців тому +1

      @@natzo89 xddddd

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn 4 місяці тому

      ​@@natzo89only the most religious of music

  • @malakimphoros2164
    @malakimphoros2164 3 роки тому +298

    Now I want a Titan. But I also want both my kidneys.

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 3 роки тому +58

      Kidneys are temporary
      *BUT THE WARLORD TITAN IS FOREVER!*
      p.s buy the adeptus titanicus ones they are really good models

    • @bannawithamic2018
      @bannawithamic2018 3 роки тому +16

      Your gonna need more than kidneys to afford a Titan buddy

    • @cogboyofmars1575
      @cogboyofmars1575 3 роки тому +10

      I couldn't afford a titan, per say in my army, points or dollar wise, so I compromised and got a knight crusader.

    • @malakimphoros2164
      @malakimphoros2164 3 роки тому +7

      @@bannawithamic2018 'll settle for a 3d printer

    • @geraltoofrivia7915
      @geraltoofrivia7915 3 роки тому +1

      Play adeptus titanicus

  • @elijahnajera5425
    @elijahnajera5425 3 роки тому +1931

    Traitor marine: "Tremble in fear for you face the wrath of the Powers!"
    *The techpriest stays calm angering the marine, causing him pull a bolter to his head. But he doesn't flinch. It's then the ground trembles beneath them and then the priest choses to speak.*
    Techpriest: "No, it is you who shall tremble, for the Omnisia walks among us."

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +174

      I just see this techpriest DABING in front of the traitor marine just to spite him - after that line

    • @shadowwolf7535
      @shadowwolf7535 3 роки тому +139

      @@hatter3555 ah yes, the techpriest’s ancient tradition of flexing on their foes

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +175

      @@shadowwolf7535
      Well - yes
      Arc Rifles
      Gauss Guns
      Imperial Knights
      Titans
      The ARK MECHANICUS (150-100-50 km)
      Adeptus Mechanicus is litearly saying:
      "Imperium of Man have the biggest DICK in this galaxy... *and we are IT* "

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 3 роки тому +61

      @@hatter3555 that explain that toaster fucking

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +76

      @@dovahwolf1397
      ...
      I want to hate your comment
      ...
      But i hate my on blindness to this hidden pun more...
      Good one sir - here is your like

  • @theclone4800
    @theclone4800 3 роки тому +96

    “The bodies around us stink of the dead” Idk why but that line sends shivers down my spine, the delivery is amazing.

    • @carlospomares3225
      @carlospomares3225 3 роки тому +5

      I just imagine a Titan walking over thousands if not millions of corpses...

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 7 місяців тому +19

    ''titans are impractical'' its not about practicality, its about *SENDING A MESEGE*

    • @Noorthia
      @Noorthia 4 місяці тому +1

      you can't send a message it seems

  • @whiskeyjade4076
    @whiskeyjade4076 3 роки тому +403

    *Well, I guess it's time to try to build a Titan In space engineers now.*

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 роки тому +41

      If you actually make it post it on UA-cam, reddit or something please

    • @karmy8170
      @karmy8170 3 роки тому +26

      Please do I would like to see this

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 роки тому +22

      Arch Magos Jade, may the Omnisiah bless you and your machines.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 роки тому +5

      Dude please

    • @ablacktemplar1971
      @ablacktemplar1971 3 роки тому +6

      Do it

  • @MusingSprite3045
    @MusingSprite3045 3 роки тому +96

    The Techpriest in the middle is singing this while the Titans march up behind him.
    The Xenos are already running away, but can still hear the song getting louder.

  • @TheMachine3165
    @TheMachine3165 8 місяців тому +11

    Space marine: sing praises brother, for the titans have come to aid us! Brother?
    Brother:

  • @belthamalplays2855
    @belthamalplays2855 3 роки тому +40

    "The Ground tremble every other heart beat … the sound echoed louder with each beat, and haunted your soul as if doom was approaching … and then I saw it towering in the sky, still miles away. The fear and awe one felt was indescribable. I can only image the sheer terror our enemy felt when they beheld the sight of the Emperor Titan."

  • @kalinangelove2297
    @kalinangelove2297 3 роки тому +778

    Loki: I have an army.
    The avengers: we have a hulk.
    The CogBois: We have a big shooty toaster, that is also a church.

    • @DedMan28
      @DedMan28 3 роки тому +36

      And it's sentient, too.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 3 роки тому +32

      @@DedMan28 partially
      True abominable intelligence is tech heresy

    • @legion4902
      @legion4902 3 роки тому +28

      @@lucasbeck1391 Titans have gone berserk completely of their own volition before. The machine spirits in titans are very powerful, sometimes overtaking the pilot's will.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 3 роки тому +12

      @@legion4902 I'm aware but it's still not true sentience or it would be destroyed

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 3 роки тому +10

      Da Orkboyz: Wez got stompas!

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 3 роки тому +353

    You honor our Titans with your great works, voxhailer. These sonic frequencies please Omnissiah

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 3 роки тому +5

      And I honor all of the Imperium

    • @Sillybilly8899
      @Sillybilly8899 3 роки тому +8

      I LIkE tOaSTErrrrr

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sillybilly8899 Have you ever tried microwaves?

    • @Bake-kurijra
      @Bake-kurijra 3 роки тому

      Yes but can your titans fight off me thunder king : the lightingstrick kaiju I could destroy any warhammer Titan and then the emperor then Tara will be main so get ready imperium of man a true god is coming

  • @pablotomasllodra4423
    @pablotomasllodra4423 Рік тому +15

    "Chicks dig giant robots." Tucker, Guardsman of the Blood Gulch Regiment

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 2 роки тому +27

    I remember hearing a quote from an Imperial Guardsman that was standing beneath a titan when it fired. She said that just one firing of its guns was enough to temporarily deafen the entire platoon.

  • @user-nh4zm6xj5d
    @user-nh4zm6xj5d 3 роки тому +254

    *chaos baneblade * shoots titans foot*
    Titan *guys hold on I think I stubbed my toe

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +64

      I once saw a Chaos Baneblade crushed under the foot of a Titan. The Titan suffered scuffed armor, and an Engiseer later questioned the Machine Spirit if it had stepped on a particularly-sharp boulder.

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 3 роки тому +16

      (punts baneblade)

    • @mutants2346
      @mutants2346 3 роки тому +8

      @@haxavage156 now I want an animation of that.

    • @user-nh4zm6xj5d
      @user-nh4zm6xj5d 3 роки тому +10

      So recently on tabletop I learned that if you disable a tank a titan is allowed to FUCKING throw it. Rip my guardsmen

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 3 роки тому +5

      Chaos tank: **Shots titan's leg**
      Titan: **Stops**
      Titan: **Slowly rotates to aim weapons**
      Chaos tank: "Oh, shi..."

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf 3 роки тому +563

    imagine a chaos space marine just chilling and then this music starts playing behind them turn around a titan apears right behind them "CREEEEDDD!!!" (to bad he got trazyned"

    • @slimek20
      @slimek20 3 роки тому +24

      bad? he would've died, in Glory of God-Emperor but still dead, this way he survives and he might even be freed from stasis should Trazyn consider that necessary and worth it

    • @omegaalpha-th8mf
      @omegaalpha-th8mf 3 роки тому +9

      @@slimek20 i dont know if trazyen is keeping around a primarch and he is not going to bring him out dont see why he would bring creed out.

    • @slimek20
      @slimek20 3 роки тому +16

      @@omegaalpha-th8mf because Creed is worth less to the collection than a Primarch? Also it might just be a basically perfect copy of a traitor and Necrons don't really like Chaos and Imperium doesn't really like Traitor Primarchs (even if they are uncorrupted) so there is higher probability of Trazyn releasing Creed if the galaxy needs an Imperial Tactical Genius to survive

    • @TheVladdracula1
      @TheVladdracula1 3 роки тому +6

      @@omegaalpha-th8mf I heard its been confirmed that its not a primarch but a custodes

    • @slimek20
      @slimek20 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheVladdracula1 the baroque armour? that's a Custodes, yeah.
      But he also has an uncorrupted clone of Fulgrim that Fabius Bile gave him.

  • @gamepunks4896
    @gamepunks4896 3 роки тому +23

    There are only two forms of force in the galaxy.
    Overwhelming and not enough.
    Deus est machina.

  • @ben5707
    @ben5707 3 роки тому +106

    This is less of a song and more of a CHANT. And I'm strangely okay with that.

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +236

    Go big, or go home.
    That's why the Titan Legions are never held in reserve.

    • @LucasSantos-si4nd
      @LucasSantos-si4nd 3 роки тому +10

      Exactly

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 роки тому +9

      Better to apply the exact amount of force to ensure death of an enemy, rather then only apply enough to supposedly kill it. Even if the former is seen as overkill.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 2 роки тому +6

      @@ultramarinescaptain3840 No such thing as overkill, dead is dead.

    • @cjmarion6350
      @cjmarion6350 2 роки тому +2

      @@Nempo13 aint no kill like overkill

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 2 роки тому +4

      @@BuilderB08 True.

  • @kiesarisunny13
    @kiesarisunny13 3 роки тому +433

    I love how everyone's reaction to Humans making Titans was to just make their own, and Chaos ones just have more spikes and skulls

    • @viscera_atrocity
      @viscera_atrocity 3 роки тому +98

      To be fair, Chaos Titans are Imperial Titans, just fallen to Chaos. And everything that falls to Chaos gains extra spikes.

    •  3 роки тому +13

      @@viscera_atrocity Its part of the welcome basket.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 роки тому +31

      @ Unless your Alpha Legion, in which case apparently half of them are just paper mache.

    • @shadowstep1375
      @shadowstep1375 3 роки тому +7

      @@viscera_atrocity Don't let an idk get their hands on one. The spikes would actually be used.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 3 роки тому +29

      I am pretty sure it was only the Orkz that started making Titans, or Gargants as they like to call them, just because humans had them.
      The Necrons used flying pyramids, or whatever they came up with.
      The Eldar had their own Titans long before humans came into existence.
      The Tau, despite loving their walkers, seem to prefer flyers when designing super-heavy warmachines.
      And Chaos never had anything of Titan scale, at least in real-space, before the Horus Heresy when Imperial titans joined.
      Maybe it could be said that Tyranids "evolved" their Bio-Titans as a response to imperial Titans, but we have no way of knowing if that is true or if they already had the DNA for them before they arrived in our galaxy.

  • @zachelkins1229
    @zachelkins1229 3 роки тому +45

    Remember titans do not wage war, they walk.

  • @sukekhadas8801
    @sukekhadas8801 Рік тому +12

    "If the enemies shit their pants. They won't be able to fight effectively."
    - probably the designer of titans

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion Рік тому +1

      Chaos: "I crapped my pants. Good, I was feeling too clean."
      Eldar: "We foresaw the need to crap our pants and crapped before the battle."
      Necrons: "They cannot make us crap our pants if we cannot crap."
      Orks: "Dey can't make us crap our pants if we ain't wearin' none."
      Tau: "Crapping our pants won't impact our fighting if our suits have waste reclamation systems built in."

    • @wigligigly3375
      @wigligigly3375 Рік тому +1

      @@FlyingDominion … by Chaos you mean Nurgle. But basically yes 💀💀

  • @variousnumber891
    @variousnumber891 3 роки тому +646

    As a Guardsman near to a Titan Legion, your biggest issue isn't the God Machine trampling you, but the Princeps deafening you with his chosen Hymnal blasting at the greatest volume.
    Emperor Bless those who have lost their hearing to this song.

    • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
      @swordbrethrenmordred1230 3 роки тому +42

      The real problem is the fact that the shockwaves or the heat (depending on loadout) of the mainweapons is enough to kill unprotected humans in the near vacinity.

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +24

      Those who can hear - cant hear HERESY
      But also orders
      What is heresy
      Soo...

    • @Ra.vanZon
      @Ra.vanZon 3 роки тому +6

      @@swordbrethrenmordred1230 yea in forges of mars the discharge of a plasma weapon just flattens a entire training hall, the heatwave killing lots of guardsman and skitarii all around bad times

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 роки тому +24

      I believe it’s mentioned somewhere that titan warhorns can literally peel the skin of people

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 3 роки тому +2

      @@theomnissiah-9120 wat

  • @theomnissiah-9120
    @theomnissiah-9120 3 роки тому +266

    I love the chant style of this song it really feels something that could be used in universe

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 роки тому

      Pls change profile pic
      Is not what omnisiah looks like

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 роки тому +5

      @@seamussmyth1928 are you sure about that?

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 роки тому +3

      @@theomnissiah-9120 please don't spit your *_FUCKING TECH HERESY_* towards me please

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 роки тому +7

      @@seamussmyth1928 I’m the fuck mothering Omnissiah and I declare You a tech heretic

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 роки тому +3

      @@theomnissiah-9120 nah mate the omnisiah is like a toaster or something? Idk you're wrong and a heretic and green and dumb

  • @untitleduck9623
    @untitleduck9623 3 роки тому +25

    Necron: we shall beat back the Mon-Keigh forces and display our technological superiority!!
    Tau: Um, is it just me or is that cathedral getting closer?
    Necron: Say what now?

    • @stefanadler7015
      @stefanadler7015 3 роки тому +19

      Mon-Keigh is a Eldar term tho

    • @Korija2029
      @Korija2029 Рік тому +4

      And tau are not technologicaly superior, they just have better logistics. Lasgun is technologicaly superior to rail weaponry.

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому +14

    Traitor Astartes: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?
    Techpriest: *Titan rises behind em* GOD ENGINES, SON!

    • @depressedgwyndolin
      @depressedgwyndolin Рік тому +2

      They harden In response to heresy

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому +2

      @@depressedgwyndolin YOU CAN'T HURT ME, TRAITORS!

    • @coolersnoipah173
      @coolersnoipah173 2 місяці тому +1

      @@depressedgwyndolin ywnbaw

    • @depressedgwyndolin
      @depressedgwyndolin 2 місяці тому

      @@coolersnoipah173 how cute

    • @depressedgwyndolin
      @depressedgwyndolin Місяць тому

      @@coolersnoipah173 you know i'm a little insulted and not even by you saying i'll never be a real woman but by the lack of originality

  • @xyzinryfinski8581
    @xyzinryfinski8581 3 роки тому +3266

    > Be a tau commander.
    >Imperial forces have been pushed back last few days.
    > Suddenly you hear a cheer from imperial lines and a war horn.
    > Start wondering why that church seems to be walking towards you.

    • @failedexperiment9073
      @failedexperiment9073 3 роки тому +121

      > Realize yo have AX-1-0s and move on to something that is an actual problem.

    • @daytenanderson3898
      @daytenanderson3898 3 роки тому +428

      > Die anyways because you're literally outnumbered 1,000 to 1 and if the Titans are here, Space Marines have arrived too.

    • @gergokerekes4550
      @gergokerekes4550 3 роки тому +178

      @@failedexperiment9073 damocles crusade says otherwise buddy.

    • @velphidrow8317
      @velphidrow8317 3 роки тому +139

      @@failedexperiment9073 fucking what? Nothing the Tau have is taking a fucking Warlord on

    • @schizosamurai8840
      @schizosamurai8840 3 роки тому +179

      @@velphidrow8317
      The tau slapped a rail rifle on a bomber and it can kill titans somehow.
      The one case when it happened, it was just a warhound titan, but still.
      The admech withdrew titans from tau battle lines afterwards.
      Yes, it is absolutely retarded, but I guess it's one way of explaining how a titan legion haven't wiped the tau yet, shame it's not something more...creative.

  • @xyzinryfinski8581
    @xyzinryfinski8581 3 роки тому +575

    I was wondering when you'd drop another masterpiece.
    In one day, i get an awesome Krieg aniamtion and titan song.
    This day gets better and better.

    • @sifthead7720
      @sifthead7720 3 роки тому +9

      Which krieg animation

    • @MarqFJA87
      @MarqFJA87 3 роки тому +8

      @@sifthead7720 I want to know as well.

    • @malcho1234
      @malcho1234 3 роки тому +11

      You can't just mention an awesome Krieg animation and not link it!

    • @specialairservices7648
      @specialairservices7648 3 роки тому +6

      @@sifthead7720 yes

    • @javierorueta
      @javierorueta 3 роки тому +16

      @@sifthead7720 ua-cam.com/video/hmv9YA2pS-g/v-deo.html&ab_channel=AbsolutelyNothing i think this is it

  • @Chickenlegs145
    @Chickenlegs145 3 роки тому +19

    “Cogs and bolts and ancient lore!”
    By the Emperor, that part is where things get so good.

  • @supe4701
    @supe4701 3 роки тому +37

    “Before we start destroying the enemy of Mankind, I must announce that this titan was brought to you by RAID: Mechanicus Legends”
    -Tech-Priest

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +171

    WE WALK IN YOUR DEFENSE SONS OF THE EMPEROR. MAY THE EMPEROR HAVE MERCY UPON THESE TRAITORS, FOR WE, THE TITANS OF THE COLLEGIA TITANICA WILL NOT. BLESSED BE THE OMNISSIAH.

    • @jrex0522
      @jrex0522 3 роки тому +6

      oh great adeptus astartes, mighty imperial fist, do you have any words of advise in defence for a mere man such as i? i have trenches, pillboxes made of caramite, walls, and artillery, but the commissar wishes for a better defence, and i believe that the emperor's shields themselves know best
      sincerely ~ a humble guardsman

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 3 роки тому +3

      @@jrex0522 greetings imperial
      I might be a heretic But here is some advice
      Ceremite boxes are a blessing, trust me on this
      -sincerely a helpful plague marine

    • @jrex0522
      @jrex0522 3 роки тому +3

      @@rebeccaschroder3000 i'll be sure to keep hand sanitizer in it just for you
      ~sincerely a guardsman

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 2 роки тому +1

      amen battle brothers and sisters

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 роки тому

      Wrong coordinates! _WRONG COORDINATES!_

  • @nostalgicsparrow4169
    @nostalgicsparrow4169 3 роки тому +94

    Tau commander: " its okay, titans do not exist they can't hurt you "
    *sudden titan squad*
    Tau commander: "oh FFFUUU..." *erased by said titans*

    • @osloomortan9571
      @osloomortan9571 Рік тому

      Tau, in fact, prefer fighting titans than swarm types enemies. They have all kind of fighting techniques against single powerful foe, on the opposite the tiranids hit them so hard it.
      Im not even speaking of the fw tau titan, just railgun in general, tau have railgun for every things from anti-infantry to anti-battle-barge.

  • @gentelmenpootis1208
    @gentelmenpootis1208 3 роки тому +72

    I know this comment will be lost under comments like behold my stuff and so forth, but as a newbie to wh40k lore titan no mattre the size, will always bring something in my inner child. Big collosal machines witn no war application, fireing whatever they have at there disposal, fighting ork war machines or tyranids monsters, those machines will always answer the call to war and no matter the cost will win the war.

  • @NagaSadow97
    @NagaSadow97 6 місяців тому +14

    "The Emperor's light drives us forth
    And the Titans of God shall end this war!"
    "Its cannons burst like sun in its wake
    Woe to our foes as everything quakes"
    "Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise
    as it brings upon the end of their days"
    Still the best 40k song out there.

  • @dietrich5119
    @dietrich5119 3 роки тому +259

    Ah yes, the Titans of the Mechanicus, best part of 40k, imo.

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 роки тому +27

      Yes...
      They have Psy-Titans too
      So - a Titan - that have psyker battery
      That have aura of fear soo strong it can litearly scare of the population of whole planet (if not even space marine)
      Can warp teleport
      And shoot heresy from big guns...
      Yes
      If a mountain size machine is not enought - just add warp fuckery to it - to make it better
      WH40K logic - ladies and gentelmen

    • @AHunDread
      @AHunDread 3 роки тому +10

      ​@@hatter3555 nothing to see here, just a casual walking mountain with guns disappearing and reappearing from here to o'er there.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +4

      My childhood fantasy is fulfilled

    • @gabrieldiehl1068
      @gabrieldiehl1068 3 роки тому +4

      @@hatter3555 truly a gift from the omnissiah

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 2 роки тому +3

      @Harrison Viksush
      Heretic (in panic)
      "Where did it go?"
      (Low growl just behind his back)
      *RIGHT BEHIND YOU*

  • @samirrokush4355
    @samirrokush4355 3 роки тому +66

    When i heard "AND THE TITANS OF GOD SHALL END THIS WAR!" i started to pray the Omnissiah.
    Amazing work. As always.

  • @corrosgamingyt9673
    @corrosgamingyt9673 3 роки тому +15

    Cogs and Bolts and Ancient Lore was my favorite part

  • @Odin_The_Wolf
    @Odin_The_Wolf 4 місяці тому +7

    I started an imperial knight army because of this song, I shall next obtain one of each titan
    May the Emperor have mercy on my wallet, for I shall not.

  • @0100001101001110
    @0100001101001110 3 роки тому +235

    "And to those from behind, advance to its call
    Rise from your trenches and join its assault"
    From your friendly Enginseer, please don't actually do this. If we're sending the holy Titans, just... keep your head down.

    • @cogboyofmars1575
      @cogboyofmars1575 3 роки тому +43

      Titanic feet easily crush meat bags. Kindly stay in your mud holes while we fix the problem.

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 роки тому +35

      *Krieg dislike that*

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 роки тому +37

      @@marchereve3280 *Kriegers commisar has an accident with his bayonet in his skull,so now all the kriegers are free to affix and charge the enemy while the titan is shooting*
      -oh,and without stopping the artillery

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 2 роки тому +9

      @@cogboyofmars1575 As if that wasn't enough the shockwaves and/or heat of some titan armaments will literally kill guardsmen standing too close.

    • @gagehoskins1166
      @gagehoskins1166 Рік тому

      Coward! Men, give the titans a wide berth and charge! These bastards won’t know what to fear more when they see us with that Titan!

  • @magnoliaeclair7822
    @magnoliaeclair7822 3 роки тому +660

    Say, you guyd ever wonder if thr imperial palace is actually a titan?

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 3 роки тому +294

      You need to ask Dorn, since he is curently reinstalling the Palace.

    • @angieulaka
      @angieulaka 3 роки тому +204

      Did speculate on that.. Just as Everything seems to be going to double-shit, we hear the sound of a thousand lighthouses screaming in rage, and the Custodes scramble to put pants on as the palace transforms to Robot mode.

    • @krzysiekknop4414
      @krzysiekknop4414 3 роки тому +96

      @@Taistelukalkkuna dont worry we will ask him after Corvus is ther he needs his infiltration experties after all

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 роки тому +22

      Wait... huh?

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 роки тому +61

      @@angieulaka Custodes! ROLL OUT!

  • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
    @franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 роки тому +22

    "Its guns leave nothing but gore" considering the size and power of a titans guns im not sure there be any gore left

  • @lobotomite3537
    @lobotomite3537 4 місяці тому +7

    Noise Marines been very quiet since this banger dropped.

  • @THESIXTHEGG
    @THESIXTHEGG 3 роки тому +55

    I was NOT expecting this to be this good.
    Obligatory:
    *TODAY, WE WALK*

  • @nickathanas1898
    @nickathanas1898 3 роки тому +2162

    Why Titans?
    Because practical ways of waging war are boring

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 3 роки тому +161

      I mean. You're not wrong.
      If 40k were realistic they would just use tanks, treaded tanks not the hover tanks they got. Yes I know they have both treaded tanks and hover tanks my point is hover tanks are just as impractical as titans are.

    • @williamabel8485
      @williamabel8485 3 роки тому +107

      @@kenshy10 depends. On uneven terrain walkers like the titans would be more maneuverable.

    • @nickathanas1898
      @nickathanas1898 3 роки тому +66

      @@williamabel8485 Maybe but it would be a logistical nightmare getting them in and out of the battlefield

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 3 роки тому +101

      @@williamabel8485 yeah I know believe me I want giant robots too but engineers got us beat on this one. I think we will still get them because actual humanity is know for making stupid cool things it just wont be an effective weapons platform. Power armor will definitely be a thing but that's not the same as a giant robot.

    • @quicke5486
      @quicke5486 3 роки тому +64

      @@nickathanas1898 Oh yeah, Titans are extremely difficult to supply even in the lore that is why they are rarely ever even used, and if they are its usually Warhound Scout Titans, and even then during the Taros Campaign when the T'au destroyed a Warhound they pulled back the Legio due to that though it also cause they were promised that the T'au had no weapons that could counter the Legio.

  • @ruthlessasmr6662
    @ruthlessasmr6662 3 роки тому +14

    "Blessed by priests of steel, forged in the fires of zeal" Hot damn...

  • @vodkatlongtail9164
    @vodkatlongtail9164 3 роки тому +11

    "GUARDSMEN! We have but one Job. Kill what the Titan does not. ADVANCE!"

    • @Macharius89
      @Macharius89 2 роки тому +1

      most boring job ever. There´s nothing to kill

  • @Fen_Wolf
    @Fen_Wolf 3 роки тому +46

    Our boy Stringstorm dropped a song on one of my favorite things about Warhammer40k.

    •  3 роки тому +4

      Or a massive trench appears where your army once stood after firing a Hellstorm cannon

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 роки тому +2

      Thèse heretick think mobility is worth the badassery

  • @abimanyuputra5185
    @abimanyuputra5185 3 роки тому +71

    Enemy of Imperium : You can't defeat me.
    Imperial Guardsman : I know. (Point at Titans)But he can.
    *TITAN ENGINES ROAR*

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 роки тому +2

      *Sounds of the sun cannon charging up*

  • @BR4IN1N4J4R
    @BR4IN1N4J4R 2 роки тому +36

    As someone collecting Imperial Knights, I feel a kinship to this. Yes, I'm not building a "true" God Machine, but damn if they aren't awesome!

    • @bestnameever1850
      @bestnameever1850 4 місяці тому

      Same brother only problem is im a dirty heretic so the god empeoer MMM i dont know about that

    • @BR4IN1N4J4R
      @BR4IN1N4J4R 4 місяці тому

      @@bestnameever1850 don't you worry. Despite my Knightly Values, I've been known to Renegade a few times

  • @barar4583
    @barar4583 7 місяців тому +6

    In the art the tech priest in the center must be standing on a hill miles away for the Titan to be that size in comparison

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 3 роки тому +90

    The God-Machines bring purgation upon the unclean!

  • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
    @multidimensionalcenturion9863 3 роки тому +545

    To those who say tau have better mechs I ask this one question. They the size of a mountain though?

    • @werhnerd2773
      @werhnerd2773 3 роки тому +17

      I'd rather have Tau sized Titans since they are big but not too big to be a horrible target to shoot.

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 3 роки тому +88

      @@werhnerd2773 "pulls out bolter pistol" better say sike right now

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +75

      @@werhnerd2773 *charged power fist* Sorry say again?

    • @werhnerd2773
      @werhnerd2773 3 роки тому +6

      @@imperialfist2304 So how many biased as fuck Imperium of Man fan boys are there again?

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +78

      @@werhnerd2773 It’s not biased if it’s right like it’s not genocide it’s pesticide.

  • @mcspooky8180
    @mcspooky8180 Місяць тому +4

    "Enemy in that direction"
    "Rogor removing that direction"