Lyrics for karaoke : "Greetings, Fabricator-General ! -Greetings, Custodes ! How are you this day ? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to displa~ha~haaay ! -No, we have not. But to ask you for a favour. -That's all too bad because I'd like a new shaver ! -The Adeptus Mechanicus ranks you have climbed, even though you seem to explode all the time... This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree. -That's just my drivers being crappy, see ? -Then how is it that you can keep surviving these blasts ? To all the other Tech-Priests it badly contrasts. Your sentience, it seems to return from the dead. How this could be, you might want unsaid... -You come to my planet with friction and strife. You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife. Please do tell me fleshling, is this some kind of goof ? I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof. -It's a favour I seek, not some sort of a brawl. Were it not for my Lord, I'd not be here at all. Now, tell me where is the Proteus Protocol ? Withhold information and WE'LL BE YOUR DOWNFALL ! (crash) -Y..You...You alr...You all right ? -Sound, mate. Go on, where's the Proteus Protocol ? -There is no such technology, you must be high. (stomp, stomp, stomp) -YOU LIE !!! It has been confirmed to be in YOUR SUPPLY ! -I'm the Mechanicus Lord ! You dare treat me like this ?! -Keep dawdling on and on your cables we'll piss ! -Where the Protocol is, we still haven't heard ! -You have no proof I use it ! Your claim is absurd. -How dare you, colossal mechanical nerd !? He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word. When you go and reject our Emperor's Truths then darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws ! -I'm the Omnissiah's Voice ! And my word is as true ! -Oh you really think so ? (clank clank) Fuck you ! How about we go ahead and call our Emperor ? He's got a text-to-speech now. -And a fiery temper. -Here's an Astropath ! Why don't we make the call ? We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall. -That you have the gall ! -Oh are you gonna bawl ? -I hate you all... -This is getting banal. Please bring us the Protocol ? -FINE ! -Yuss ! -Victory for the Captain-General !" (Crash clank and bonk)
@@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 I believe the rotation dictates the belief or power in person’s argument. When the kitten was singing, the machine spirits were actually moved by his argument and showed their support by the gear rotating and extremely fast speeds
Remember, the Emperor himself was able to convert a planet/system (not sure which one, my memory is a little foggy on that one) over to his side with just a haiku. Glad to see his Precious Golden Banana Boys are as poetically gifted as their old man.
@@matthewmatthew981Officially, and according to most prominent Mechanicus theologians, the Emperor is the Omnissiah. He fulfilled the prophecy of the "Coming of the Omnissiah" at the beginning of the book _Mechanicum_ after all. Therefore when they say "He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word." and "I'm the Omnissiah Voice, and my word is as true," they're really coming to an impasse as to who has more authority to speak on the Emperor's behalf.
I had no idea what this video was gonna be, and i misread protean as protein, and i assumed it was gonna be buff politicians getting into lifting competitions to solve debates. I was very happy to find out it was tts emperor
Not sure there is much difference with the Custodians being walking roided up superhumans basically debating the smartest full body suite of gym equipment ever created looking for a technology that allows for enswolling after death Soooo....it counts as buff politicians debating lifts?
I just recently got into Warhammer and started digging through the lore since it really intrigued me. Alfa Busa's TTS really made me enjoy the journey a lot more. After I became aware that the whole project stalled due to greediness it really upsetted me. I hope that one day GW realises that thay are harming both the community and the franchise...
Yeah I followed TTS from like episode two so it kinda made me hate the company, which I already did to a degree, to no end. Hey thye do them, I just know I will never support them directly, Ill watch yt videos, listen to the books trough third parties etc.pp. but directly giving them money? Never again
Watching this makes me so sad. I remember seeing this episode and saying to myself "I think TTS has just peaked!". I was hoping for more quality content. Their production schedule, budget and cadance had gotten amazing. The story was going places. And yet, it all crashed and burned. I wish them luckwith their new adventure, but it's not for me.
Still can barely imagine the balls needed to put the Captain General of the Adeptus Custodes and the Fabricator General of Mars in a silly skit together. And own it like a champ.
If dude a perpetual...and would also explain way can survive the uniquely much more extreme modifications. But here I am trying to inject answers to funny rough animations. Please ignore me.
I genuinely love how right after “how this could be you might want unsaid “the tone of the song immediately shifts to the fabricator general going on the immediate defensive , which if I were him, I would’ve kept up the friendly fade because going on the defensive immediately after you accused of something rather severe is the worst thing you could do lol
Lyrics for karaoke :
"Greetings, Fabricator-General !
-Greetings, Custodes ! How are you this day ? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to displa~ha~haaay !
-No, we have not. But to ask you for a favour.
-That's all too bad because I'd like a new shaver !
-The Adeptus Mechanicus ranks you have climbed, even though you seem to explode all the time... This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree.
-That's just my drivers being crappy, see ?
-Then how is it that you can keep surviving these blasts ? To all the other Tech-Priests it badly contrasts. Your sentience, it seems to return from the dead. How this could be, you might want unsaid...
-You come to my planet with friction and strife. You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife. Please do tell me fleshling, is this some kind of goof ? I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof.
-It's a favour I seek, not some sort of a brawl. Were it not for my Lord, I'd not be here at all. Now, tell me where is the Proteus Protocol ? Withhold information and WE'LL BE YOUR DOWNFALL !
(crash)
-Y..You...You alr...You all right ?
-Sound, mate. Go on, where's the Proteus Protocol ?
-There is no such technology, you must be high.
(stomp, stomp, stomp)
-YOU LIE !!! It has been confirmed to be in YOUR SUPPLY !
-I'm the Mechanicus Lord ! You dare treat me like this ?!
-Keep dawdling on and on your cables we'll piss !
-Where the Protocol is, we still haven't heard !
-You have no proof I use it ! Your claim is absurd.
-How dare you, colossal mechanical nerd !? He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word. When you go and reject our Emperor's Truths then darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws !
-I'm the Omnissiah's Voice ! And my word is as true !
-Oh you really think so ? (clank clank) Fuck you ! How about we go ahead and call our Emperor ? He's got a text-to-speech now.
-And a fiery temper.
-Here's an Astropath ! Why don't we make the call ? We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall.
-That you have the gall !
-Oh are you gonna bawl ?
-I hate you all...
-This is getting banal. Please bring us the Protocol ?
-FINE !
-Yuss !
-Victory for the Captain-General !"
(Crash clank and bonk)
Do you have that in the glorious binary scroll of the omnissiah?
Thank you very much. It was getting dizzy, reading the lyrics next to the blinking zeroes and ones.
@@zachialadams9279 I do but youtube won't let me post it, I think it's too long :(
TTS just casually staying in peoples head rent free, Alfa busa is a genius.
A genius betrayed by the very people whose business he was advertising
Can you imagine shutting down your best fanfic on YT ? Being litteraly the best ad for non player ?
They fucking did it.
Greed is the best killer... of yourself
Yeah this was my intro to 40k
They never actually sent a c&d. they took it down out of fear of a potential c&d despite surviving much worse times.
@@y1751 it was cooler animation than their OWN work.
They prefer to have nothing but VOID to compete the product they're about to sell us.
@@y1751 it was cooler animation than their OWN work.
They prefer to have nothing but VOID to compete the product they're about to sell us.
A detail I love is the gear in the background, it changes it’s rotation whenever a certain character sings
Wow, I hadn't noticed. It do be a nice detail!
And note when Kitten was doing his big speech where he fell... it was going REALLY fast.
@@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 I believe the rotation dictates the belief or power in person’s argument. When the kitten was singing, the machine spirits were actually moved by his argument and showed their support by the gear rotating and extremely fast speeds
HOLY THRONE IVE NEVER SEEN THAT NICE.
I didn’t notice, nice catch.
Yeah, if 2 dozen Custodes and a Custodians Dreadnought came to my office I'd be shitting bricks.
And somehow Belisarius defeated them
@@sirnikkel6746 Yeah, calling major BS on that. Because that would mean that Primaris are also Custodes.
@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 Lorewise, is if a Guardsman were a Primaris. Only one that could pull off such a feat would be Sly Marbo.
@@sirnikkel6746 The day Sly Marbo is killed by GW is the day the Imperial Gaurd die as a faction.
@@sirnikkel6746 with army designed to kill custodes... Like half of kitten forces was in Reserve and no cover on his side of the Battlefield...
Remember, the Emperor himself was able to convert a planet/system (not sure which one, my memory is a little foggy on that one) over to his side with just a haiku.
Glad to see his Precious Golden Banana Boys are as poetically gifted as their old man.
This is basically two people claiming to be the mouthpiece of the same person.
...How so, sorry?🤔
@@matthewmatthew981Officially, and according to most prominent Mechanicus theologians, the Emperor is the Omnissiah. He fulfilled the prophecy of the "Coming of the Omnissiah" at the beginning of the book _Mechanicum_ after all.
Therefore when they say "He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word." and "I'm the Omnissiah Voice, and my word is as true," they're really coming to an impasse as to who has more authority to speak on the Emperor's behalf.
@@jagnestormskull3178 Ah, okay now I understand. Thank you!
@@jagnestormskull3178Void Dragon
@@Sindri_Myrthat’s the machine god not the omnisaiah
Just so you know?
The binary that appears when the Fabricator General says 'FINE!'
Does NOT say 'Fine!'.
It says 'NEVER, I WILL ASSASSINATE JOO!'
@The Mad Philosopher AYAYAYAAAAAAAYYYY
Kitten's "Yus" also is not "yus".
@@elrostar-minyatur9115 oh? what does he say, if i may ask?
@@Wargulf2838 Bring it on
@@elrostar-minyatur9115 thanks!
"Kitten, you're our order's daddy!" 'We love you!' "You're a wonderful dad!" 'Make a U-turn.' "Push me on the swiiiing!"
It's been 3 years since this came out ... God Emperor Damit GW ...
I had no idea what this video was gonna be, and i misread protean as protein, and i assumed it was gonna be buff politicians getting into lifting competitions to solve debates. I was very happy to find out it was tts emperor
Well now i NEED protein politics, god damn you
yep a peace of the old era o7 an era i loved and wish to have seen its end.
Not sure there is much difference with the Custodians being walking roided up superhumans basically debating the smartest full body suite of gym equipment ever created looking for a technology that allows for enswolling after death
Soooo....it counts as buff politicians debating lifts?
Its duked that it ended when the plot was actually gonna go forward
I just recently got into Warhammer and started digging through the lore since it really intrigued me.
Alfa Busa's TTS really made me enjoy the journey a lot more. After I became aware that the whole project stalled due to greediness it really upsetted me. I hope that one day GW realises that thay are harming both the community and the franchise...
Yeah
I followed TTS from like episode two so it kinda made me hate the company, which I already did to a degree, to no end.
Hey thye do them, I just know I will never support them directly, Ill watch yt videos, listen to the books trough third parties etc.pp. but directly giving them money? Never again
Watching this makes me so sad. I remember seeing this episode and saying to myself "I think TTS has just peaked!".
I was hoping for more quality content. Their production schedule, budget and cadance had gotten amazing. The story was going places.
And yet, it all crashed and burned.
I wish them luckwith their new adventure, but it's not for me.
Well... You were right...
GW is its own worst problem
I wouldn’t be able to concentrate if I Seen Santodes, such a loveable kill coffin
Kill coffin, ha.
"BEEP"
truely some of the greatest politiing ive ever seen
could you imagine if normal politing was like this, everyone would tune into the house and senate >.>
@@zetaking2909 That would make Politics actually fun.
Custodies don’t need auto tune
Now this is a space opera!
We should have congress do this everytime they meet to make it more interesting
Holy Emperor, I'm in tears...
I can't tell if that was Diagetic or not.
Whatever it was, it sure made me DIIEE!
I want to believe it was
@ Its whatever you can best comprehend.
the scene after it kinda proves it was :')
Why does the word “fine” take binary than “proteus protocol”
because the binary doesnt translate to fine atleast that is what I read within the comments of the original vid
Same for "yus"
Because the binary translates to something like "Never! I will have you assassinated!"
@@bobgilbert1953 Well that's a hidden bunch of foreshadowing.
@@noneedtoknow07 And unfortunately that is EXACTLY what happened
While the high pitch is almost indistinguishable from my tinnitus, I can still appreciate the writing as per usual 👍🏻
That was.... The finest politics I have ever seen
The sadness that it is over
that was...
The *finest* politicing
I miss this show. :(
Still can barely imagine the balls needed to put the Captain General of the Adeptus Custodes and the Fabricator General of Mars in a silly skit together. And own it like a champ.
I have no clue why, but this song is just too good.
If dude a perpetual...and would also explain way can survive the uniquely much more extreme modifications. But here I am trying to inject answers to funny rough animations. Please ignore me.
Dude: *is literally immortal, indestructible, ageless being
Also dude: "My flesh is weak, I need modifications."
@@vrbe3694 Only the fleshy bits from what i have read, but they can regenerate from pretty much anything.
Reminds me of that Skylanders boss with the drill.
Hey dude, just wanted to let you know that this is on Stringstorm's channel
Not with the clip
i miss you
Why is this so good XD
I really want to know what they had to smoke to come to the decision to make this a musical.
Make a U-turn
But like :DDD WTF, a musical number in a parody. I love htis
finally the god behind machine recommended this video!
This makes me desperately wish for a techmetal opera version of TTS. Or anything WH40K.
thx for this
I miss them
Yes...a Victory
god emperor,i miss tts...
Given the recent revelations… this song just no longer brings me joy.
Them being...?
@@ladosdominik1506 Didnt hear? Stringstorm tried to solicit a minor
@@hdawglion718
Oh boy. Thats very messed up.
@@ladosdominik1506 Luckily he's been away from Alfa's more recent project
@@hdawglion718 oof
2:02 XD
Hmm.. in binary that swearing is written as PHux0Rj00.
This would be a fnf mod
"Oh you really think so?
🛠🛠! F... you!"
Make.. a U turn
1:28
I genuinely love how right after “how this could be you might want unsaid “the tone of the song immediately shifts to the fabricator general going on the immediate defensive , which if I were him, I would’ve kept up the friendly fade because going on the defensive immediately after you accused of something rather severe is the worst thing you could do lol