Top 10 MOST SIGMA Hobbies A Man Can Have! (Science, Facts, Logic)

Sigmas rise up

[@Colaws]

Long John Silverpilled

[@funke3978]

SMIGMA MALME

[@dredgencringequeen6732]

Brappilled

[@mxiicro7903]

True

[@yourwifesboyfriend42069]

Long dingle

[@bbpd5315]

McRibpilled

[@GrandeHombreYT]

“These jocks will never watch loony toons “ fucking killed me

[@yuhknowhat7670]

Your way of spelling looney tunes shows me your from a false universe, leave my dimension or be terminated

[@GrandeHombreYT]

@@yuhknowhat7670 false universe my ass I’m just dyslexic

[@yuhknowhat7670]

@@GrandeHombreYT you’re gay

[@GrandeHombreYT]

@@yuhknowhat7670 the fact that you called me gay for spelling looney toons shows me you’re not the jock here pal

[@zshivkonezshivkov380]

At first I thought your profile picture was Katara from Avatar the last airbender.

[@thespideyhub]

i dont know why but the transition between "some of these might get you on the sex offender list" and "long john silvers" fucking destroyed me

[@yourdadisbad1679]

we want yogurt male hobbies not sigma hobbies

[@dsaikon]

Based and Yogurtpilled

[@exactlynothing9979]

So based, really good advice. I think IBS is actually beneficial to the grind, the stench causes judgmental society to leave you alone and grind that crypto.

[@Gagamba414]

Exactly! 😂

[@someraccoon4690]

finally, the sequel I’ve been waiting for

[@coolcraft24]

Are you a yogurt male?

[@taurus6392]

this is CRIMINALLY underrated

[@shannonmarie3329]

it took me 1 minute to realize this was dubbed over

[@JustCobaltVA]

what you mean? This that sigma grindset motivation 😎

[@hoplite-official5011]

@@JustCobaltVA change your pfp loser

[@xx_bilboswaggins_xx8335]

Fr its really well made

[@circumcisionismurder7415]

It’s not dubbed it’s just a delay

[@fearlesspigs883]

Same here

[@WizardOfThule]

I also have Irritable Bowl Syndrome, he’s literally me!

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

maybe you should stop irritating your bowl, goofy ass

[@2MANFROMBOY]

He just like me fr

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@panchote380]

Boogie bombing teens in the park is my favorite thing to do for my grindset 🥶

[@FinalMorningstar]

1:59 OY VEY

[@BagelMaster]

I love this video so much. Are you planning to make more of these?

[@Amerikanerr]

Yeah

[@taurus6392]

@@Amerikanerr unironically your channel is so fucking underrated

[@y0l0_dud3]

@@taurus6392 agreed

[@skyninjaslayer337]

@@taurus6392 FACTS

[@vasvas8914]

​@@Amerikanerrso where is it?

[@freddiedred]

Can’t wait to use this on my students!! I love being an elementary school teacher.

[@sicilian_maxing]

i shit my pants watching this and it reeks mad good. scared everyone at the rick and morty watch party

[@izaakgarza7623]

“teacher said i wouldn’t be shit.. well look at me now bitch”

[@danteezy945]

Working on getting my next opioid fix and 30th manslaughter charge. The grind never stops 💯💯

[@LessGo7921]

Who needs women when you have Rick and Morty and mcribs 😎

[@notgray88]

the fucking milly rock reverse got me. god dammit

[@Flapjack3734]

I wake up to this every day now. Sigma grind never stops

[@doggerlander]

Men that have sharted on camera: Ethan Ralphamale, Nicockado (world famous e-celebs)
Men that haven't sharted on camera: Ben Shapiro, Shia Lapoof, Penguinz0 (all manlets + jew)

[@zephyrous8155]

2:00 based

[@sd6786]

We need more of these

[@sekapictures5243]

thanks to to this video I can finally transition from my zumegma grindset and become a true sigma male. #ALWAYSBRICKED

[@stevenashenjoyer]

aged well for rick and morty fans

[@kito5961]

alpham always spittin that wisdom 😭☝️☝️🙏

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

Anglo Aryvns are still so based

[@GarlicCrusaderCustardInvader]

Thank you for your kind input Sir.

[@joesmoe6454]

Literally what does this mean?

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Aryvns 😺
Anglos 😾

[@thelostpeachxoxo3369]

Nahh we Meditaryans are better

[@Lightningnova01]

​@@CONGTHEGUERILLAT. American with anglo ancestry

[@Hades.666]

Not only physically but sexually uncomfortable. Imma use that

[@dylansearcy3966]

I feel sexually uncomfortable 🤣

[@dinglesworld]

3:03 Extremely relatable 😰

[@viseos]

SigmaM is back 🙏🏻🙏🏻💯

[@mars7357]

I don’t know how you do all these amazing voices 😂

[@juliansmith4153]

These jocks will never watch Amerikaner

[@mojungle3054]

Stefan Molyneux? Holy shit that's a name I haven't heard in ages

[@vincentsmit1935]

Not an argument thoughbeit

[@mojungle3054]

@vincentsmit1935 the arguments have failed, billions must donate to Freedomain Radio

[@gladiatordude3723]

White boy really goated with the sauce

[@dero4588]

thank you for giving me these hobbies to mantain my sigma grindset

[@todddoesthings2ndchannel336]

certified hood classic

[@nicholasharrison5037]

UA-cam algorithm is doing what it should be doing

[@mcchicken4098]

GOATED ADIVCE 🗣❗️

[@officerrico4200]

This is the funniest video I have watched in my entire life

[@iamtakingapiss7916]

You should be spending your entire day on your couch, watching fox news, drinking beer and farting and burping from it. That's my motto. I'm 47, unemployed, live with my single mother on her disability, but I'm an alpha' I'm a man' I'm a silent force to be reckoned with. I grind toilet paper against my ass, I'm a sigma, they don't know yet, the society.

[@prozac_dreams]

I dont think I'll be able to eat a McRib again 😔

[@llamad3381]

3:45 Lil Mar

[@kito5961]

the mcchicken incident

[@burdman650]

This my kind of humor

[@purpleslushie]

It took me about 2 and half minutes to realize that the audio is being played over the original video.

[@bcj842]

This is way better than the actual alpham channel.

[@brimstoner982]

As someone who used to watch alpham videos, this is so on point.

[@Tom-oj7si]

Cringe

[@Tom-oj7si]

Cringe

[@brimstoner982]

@@Tom-oj7si Agree

[@zgjohusociety6063]

This video feels like it’s 15 minutes long

[@jonathanhoward1499]

I got the "ooh killem, " joke

[@shiimobelmont2986]

Yo does anyone know what happened to the very faucci christmas video?

[@shiimobelmont2986]

Bruh that shit was hilarious tho... 😔

[@rennnnnnnny]

yeat in the thumbnail 💀

[@_._44]

“i’m talking about boogie bombing unsuspecting teens at local parks”

[@lolololololnoobs]

This is too good

[@art6322]

Colored video of Socrates

[@fartox1742]

These are so underrated

[@garrettchandler1948]

Before I watched this video I was feeling sick, but now I'm ill

[@dsaikon]

This video lives rent free in my head

[@josephfolen8912]

Steven Molyneux?? Ok Kaner I see u

[@fat-hat]

good video. jt made me more signa

[@eternalnut]

Based, but my Long John Shivers burned down.

[@accelerator1666]

Aight drop the mcrib link or what?

[@bigbiggie3642]

Holy shieet dude.. this is too fucking funny 🤣

[@TheElectricCheeseProductions22]

My kind of humor

[@khalilnevels8926]

This put me on a sex offender list.

[@xx_bilboswaggins_xx8335]

Where McRib link?

[@sjh7643]

where’s the mic rib link ???

[@Gofr4]

Omg yes!! Another one

[@uubhi]

You gotta make these videos more

[@latinobacon]

if this ever gets privated, unlisted, or deleted I will find you

[@averagebohemian5791]

masterpiece

[@lester4506]

Nice pfp

[@timberlin4075]

ooh ooh ooh kill em ooh kill em ooh you know you rock reverse ooh yeeah

[@Hennannice]

omg this gets funnier for every watch

[@04boogie-t14]

I have 8 long John silver locations with hard working hamsters on the clock 24/7

[@9thcircle864]

Need more BetaL parodies

[@sanban5524]

the idubbz OF reference at the end no?

[@mattgroening8872]

2:11 NOT THAT SONG NOT THAT SONG NOT THAT SONG NOT THAT SONG

[@low_key_f_key3237]

I've never been to Long John Silvers, but I've been to Arthur Treachers 3 times, does that count?

[@lazyfish992]

Where's the mcrib link Mr sigma

[@deviouscat4571]

Yogurt male hobbie = Stay at home and clean

[@Leroy-Jenkem]

3:30 trust me

[@TheWinningRunner-gl9kw]

I’m definitely #2

[@Cosmicirkrk]

Sigma got me like

[@mrshreker3135]

Epic

[@popeyes7569]

HEY AMERIKANER… they TOOK DOWN NERD SIMPS VS CHADS. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE VIDEO. PLEASE RE UPLOAD IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@TheMainEngy]

This video made me reek 😂

[@_._44]

4:19 sneako moment

[@universeturtle]

Dude I can't breath someone help I've fallen and I can't get up.

[@dylansearcy3966]

If alpha m saw this video 🤣

[@Xvilis]

wheres the link to the permenant mcrib?
@Amerikaner

[@processierups8986]

SWIGMA SMALE

[@darrenyaeger]

Sigmapilled💪🏾

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

this video taught me what ibs stand for i always read it as itchy balls syndrom

[@artemuaxd]

I have no idea who is this but I like it

[@BritishRifleman]

Yes

[@SOW......]

Where tf is the rib link Brody?

[@IC3DZOMBIE]

I dont see the link for the Mcrib

[@alexcastillo3393]

Buzzword salad blast

[@Orangeboy1345]

Amerikaner >

[@mlalbaitero]

Can I do this if I'm not white

[@mlgnoscoper1235]

No

[@JulySeptemberjulyjulyjuly]

No clean your skin

[@funnyvalentine8324]

@@JulySeptemberjulyjulyjuly bro ☠
I am black

[@JulySeptemberjulyjulyjuly]

@@funnyvalentine8324 ok clean your skin

[@funnyvalentine8324]

@@JulySeptemberjulyjulyjuly 👴🏻

[@mlalbaitero]

Wheres the link in the desc

[@mrindeed247]

he never got the cute goth girl cashier