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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @my_m4n
    @my_m4n 4 роки тому +5528

    Stages of safe for:
    Sfw: safe for work
    Nsfw: not safe for work
    Nsfl: not safe for life

    • @emeraldnickel
      @emeraldnickel 4 роки тому +334

      Vinny Sanford you forgot the last one!
      Ngtb: NOAH GET THE BOAT

    • @sugadee
      @sugadee 4 роки тому +196

      Incorrect.
      NSFW means :
      Not Safe from Waluigi

    • @saenu4466
      @saenu4466 4 роки тому +6

      Do i need to ask about ur profile pic?

    • @cobbfunnybrain6632
      @cobbfunnybrain6632 4 роки тому +22

      Vinny Sanford NSFD: not safe for death

    • @aa-th6sq
      @aa-th6sq 4 роки тому +16

      @Jonathon Campbell nsfl - not straight fucking lava

  • @1305maggie
    @1305maggie 4 роки тому +10308

    "Why would someone draw that?!"
    Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it
    Rule 35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made
    That's why mark, we don't make the rules

    • @bimm_ble
      @bimm_ble 4 роки тому +42

      ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 69 likes

    • @essygallavich3736
      @essygallavich3736 4 роки тому +179

      rule 34 is just the whole thing. "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't any, there will be"

    • @Gregory_Swan
      @Gregory_Swan 4 роки тому +95

      @@essygallavich3736 That is a controversial topic. Some say there is Rule 35, some say there is Rule 34.1. There isn't really any "true" variation.

    • @DarkGamer-qh7ql
      @DarkGamer-qh7ql 4 роки тому +15

      Ok
      But I didn't saw a Stanley Parable Rule34 yet

    • @1305maggie
      @1305maggie 4 роки тому +38

      @@DarkGamer-qh7ql then you know what you have to do

  • @trisquele4943
    @trisquele4943 3 роки тому +2527

    “Grandma is set on fire for her birthday”
    So early cremation then

  • @skyejellybean3766
    @skyejellybean3766 3 роки тому +832

    "rule 34 states that if something exists, there's porn of it"
    Markiplier did not take this into consideration with Doctor Robotnic

  • @BlazingRoman
    @BlazingRoman 4 роки тому +5056

    "Dude puking blood into an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head"
    *Sounds like Cthulhu worship*

    • @gumtm
      @gumtm 4 роки тому +87

      Cthulhu worship is so 2004

    • @goghballs8938
      @goghballs8938 4 роки тому +64

      MT Sansy yeah, Nyarlathotep is so in right now

    • @shryoder
      @shryoder 4 роки тому +34

      @@goghballs8938 Tf man, Amon Gorloth is the real deal now

    • @0Sirenn
      @0Sirenn 4 роки тому +16

      No I feel like The One True and All-Powerful Gray Man is really the one right now.

    • @vein.fm_hxcfemboy
      @vein.fm_hxcfemboy 4 роки тому +22

      Inferno FireFox damn, yall forgetting Azathoth

  • @inkysplats1408
    @inkysplats1408 5 років тому +2958

    "You need a wee woo"
    -Markiplier

  • @StickySauce101
    @StickySauce101 3 роки тому +747

    10:10 - it is as if Mark glimpsed into Hell itself based on his reaction

    • @ryan10united94
      @ryan10united94 3 роки тому +25

      I am late but that is smart my dude

    • @ooi6557
      @ooi6557 3 роки тому +12

      @@ryan10united94 im 5 hours later, but his comment is still smart my dude

    • @StickySauce101
      @StickySauce101 3 роки тому +35

      @Zelia Eastman scat fetish - basically as poor Mark said himself "he was collecting poop"

    • @anniepohlman
      @anniepohlman 3 роки тому +4

      I totally agree

    • @milanek1527
      @milanek1527 3 роки тому +2

      Ill give you 10 comments so you get more recommended

  • @redraydem6867
    @redraydem6867 3 роки тому +694

    When Mark is an 80 year old man. I'm going to be so happily sad seeing me older and him elderly, and getting to think about how much self-character building came from this man. Markiplier you wont see this but so many people like myself appreciate you.

  • @fritzyfritzyfritzyfritzy
    @fritzyfritzyfritzyfritzy 4 роки тому +3622

    I can imagine the torture the editor had to go through

    • @avalifeinbytes4529
      @avalifeinbytes4529 4 роки тому +229

      This one wasn't edited by lixian actually, so it's presumably Mark or one of his friends who had to go through the horrors all over again.

    • @Agent_Gallo1233PDG
      @Agent_Gallo1233PDG 3 роки тому +6

      -~-

    • @zcom4180
      @zcom4180 3 роки тому +56

      I saw the one at 10:10 on my own time. Horrible stuff.

    • @unopotato6515
      @unopotato6515 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah what would you do if you had to look at people fucking dying for HOURS

    • @absolutelyshmooie7086
      @absolutelyshmooie7086 3 роки тому +4

      CottonEye describe what it was

  • @mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876
    @mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876 3 роки тому +3745

    That Africa remix sounds like my choir the first time we try to sing a song

  • @Anthintendo
    @Anthintendo 3 роки тому +222

    10:10 - Mark’s face resculpts itself into a visage of instant regret and unfathomable horror. And I laughed my ass off.

    • @no0b420
      @no0b420 Рік тому +9

      I’ve never seen the word “repulsive” reflect so well on a man’s face

    • @M.Hellebore
      @M.Hellebore 8 місяців тому +1

      The music is just the cherry on top

    • @juanrivera2727
      @juanrivera2727 5 днів тому

      ​@@M.Hellebore Classic SML Music

    • @M.Hellebore
      @M.Hellebore 4 дні тому

      @@juanrivera2727Indeed 😂

  • @NYCLAURZA
    @NYCLAURZA 3 роки тому +318

    10:25 Any child when they see back to school commercials

    • @torinorri8049
      @torinorri8049 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @LilRio776
      @LilRio776 3 роки тому +9

      I hate those commercials

    • @dr.robotnick1888
      @dr.robotnick1888 3 роки тому +2

      Why isn't this a meme

    • @Brick_Mark
      @Brick_Mark 3 роки тому +1

      When that same kid sees a different kid get school stuff in that commercial 10:37

  • @galaxyjw9962
    @galaxyjw9962 5 років тому +6100

    Random guy: *pukes blood into a skull while wearing an octopus on his head*
    Mark: where did you get that octopus?

    • @svetlanarebane
      @svetlanarebane 5 років тому +134

      These are the questions that matter

    • @carolineyuen3247
      @carolineyuen3247 5 років тому +101

      “That looks professionally shot”

    • @takishajack9224
      @takishajack9224 5 років тому +21

      I liked this part too, especially when he says This looks professionally shot!😄

    • @oliviakline5795
      @oliviakline5795 5 років тому +8

      Yeah. * that's * the question that needed to be asked. Lmao

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 5 років тому +8

      The greatest question still unanswered....

  • @CosmosCat
    @CosmosCat 4 роки тому +3015

    My heart melted when that dog put his ear up to the guy’s neck to check his pulse and started wagging his tail.

    • @Sasha6w33
      @Sasha6w33 4 роки тому +30

      And my eyes and my brain were melted at this moment 10:08

    • @gingainfinity1034
      @gingainfinity1034 4 роки тому +11

      I congratulate you on watch anohana (i hope you didnt cry to much)

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 роки тому +6

      Broo

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 3 роки тому +212

    7:22 That's the yell that almost every science teacher lives for lmao

    • @FantasticRiver1
      @FantasticRiver1 3 роки тому +2

      Science is cool, science class is not 😔

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 3 роки тому +3

      @@FantasticRiver1 I would have to agree with you on most levels, every single science teacher I've had is annoying as fuck except for my current one, she's not too bad

    • @FantasticRiver1
      @FantasticRiver1 3 роки тому +3

      @@adrienneislost1320 same for me. Last year I had the worst science teacher I could’ve asked for. Throwing peoples assignments in the trash and giving them a bad grade, being sexist, and literally teaches us nothing.

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 3 роки тому +1

      @@FantasticRiver1 Yikes, that sounds awful. None of my teachers were ever downright bad, they were just boring as fuck or incompetent

  • @anthonyfranco5335
    @anthonyfranco5335 3 роки тому +176

    3:15 : Everyone liked that.

    • @totally_straight3852
      @totally_straight3852 3 роки тому +7

      Play it at 0.25 and it sounds like someone is sommoning Satan

    • @Goobalicious
      @Goobalicious 2 роки тому +3

      @@totally_straight3852 shit your right

  • @takeawaypie8596
    @takeawaypie8596 5 років тому +13095

    Who else realises that mark has to go over the whole video over and over so he can blur things out

  • @jamillahprieto9009
    @jamillahprieto9009 4 роки тому +3057

    He'll be fine, platypi only extend their poisonous spines when they feel threatened and only the male ones actually have the spines and that platypus would have to be severely insane to feel threatened by belly rubs.

    • @GreenWingSpino
      @GreenWingSpino 4 роки тому +115

      Besides even the platypus in the video is stated to be a female from the original videos description and females don't have that spine.

    • @somethingnotofthisworld2749
      @somethingnotofthisworld2749 4 роки тому +31

      Venomous

    • @erikasakura7721
      @erikasakura7721 4 роки тому +32

      And their stings aren't really bad for humans, it just hurts a bit.

    • @apexprofessionalhoning716
      @apexprofessionalhoning716 4 роки тому +3

      Jamillah Prieto yeh thanks I was gonna write this 🙂

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 4 роки тому +14

      So if platypi ever were allowed to be a pet, only females would be truly 100% safe?

  • @bluedemon2783
    @bluedemon2783 3 роки тому +287

    Mark: Why would someone draw that?!
    Me: Ya know I ask myself that question every time I see perverted Pokemon fanart.

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 3 роки тому +13

      Let me guess, it's usually gardevoir or lucario?

    • @UberLukario
      @UberLukario 3 роки тому +17

      More rather Braixen, Blaziken, Gardevoir, and Salazzle, with Lucario and Lopunny mixed in.

    • @bluedemon2783
      @bluedemon2783 3 роки тому +4

      @@UberLukario oh don't forget Hatterne

    • @bluedemon2783
      @bluedemon2783 3 роки тому +2

      @@beeftastesliketoenails94 ugh yes I get so pissed whenever THAT shows up

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 3 роки тому +1

      @@bluedemon2783 there is very rarely any of decent quality.

  • @Classy-Artist
    @Classy-Artist 3 роки тому +85

    Half of the time: Aww
    The other half: *WTF EWWW NOOOO*

  • @sithrose04
    @sithrose04 4 роки тому +1712

    During the Africa one, my only reaction was: “this is what my panic attacks sound like”

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 роки тому +39

      the mii song one was how my stomach feels when im panicking

    • @rivviegobrr714
      @rivviegobrr714 4 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @stupidkilljoy3516
      @stupidkilljoy3516 4 роки тому +1

      hmmmm

    • @pein4332
      @pein4332 4 роки тому +8

      Before I watch original Africa: normal
      After I watch normal Africa: Mark

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 роки тому +2

      I'm just glad I found the title of the song, I was looking for it for ages !

  • @dreamylightz
    @dreamylightz 5 років тому +1996

    "WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRAW THAT?!"
    It's the internet, that's why.

  • @s0ap_zz
    @s0ap_zz 3 роки тому +108

    7:38
    *Me Trying To Avoid Saying A Bad Word In Front Of My Parents*

    • @NahnNishiki
      @NahnNishiki 3 роки тому +5

      HUMONGOUS HONGOLONOGONGUS

    • @s0ap_zz
      @s0ap_zz 3 роки тому +1

      @@NahnNishiki 👌✨ YES MY GUY.

  • @BCBrewer
    @BCBrewer 3 роки тому +62

    Markiplier: Gonna have to blur all this stuff
    Me: “goes on Reddit myself”
    Me: MY EYES

  • @Zeennuh
    @Zeennuh 6 років тому +4588

    I feel like that old man playing Over the Rainbow is going to be mark when he’s like 80

    • @angeL_ocracy
      @angeL_ocracy 6 років тому +29

      So true

    • @bowenzhu9720
      @bowenzhu9720 6 років тому +9

      Hahaha

    • @dodutchernaut
      @dodutchernaut 6 років тому +11

      Hell yeah

    • @bgSquid
      @bgSquid 6 років тому +8

      Thought that was a girl I probably wasn’t paying attention

    • @JekyViews
      @JekyViews 6 років тому +7

      His hair was EPIC. Like, GNOME EPIC.

  • @Doomer1121
    @Doomer1121 4 роки тому +701

    That old man playing over the rainbow on a saw was so wholesome, i cried.

    • @syunfcy4202
      @syunfcy4202 3 роки тому +1

      Me to!

    • @jackielovett5756
      @jackielovett5756 3 роки тому +1

      :3

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 роки тому +4

      How is it possible to play music with a saw?

    • @oyaoya6986
      @oyaoya6986 3 роки тому +5

      @@bellaknightR597 it's possible but just be careful with saws

    • @mihanni2214
      @mihanni2214 3 роки тому

      I feel like I'm the only one who felt like it sounded so creepy

  • @TheDarksaphira
    @TheDarksaphira 2 роки тому +68

    The tension before whatever he clicked on loads. The relief when he gets the good possibility. Yeessss.
    And, these musical ones both were super fun somehow. Finally something bad we could witness ourselves without being actually mentally scarred too bad.
    Aaaaand the horror at the one at 10:08. The pure, pure horror.

  • @chiliboy06
    @chiliboy06 3 роки тому +80

    Hot take: Wii theme has become as much a music genre as Megalovania has

  • @salemwalem_
    @salemwalem_ 5 років тому +671

    The Africa by Toto one is like going to a karaoke bar and hearing some drunk tone deaf people try to sing

  • @EvacTouch
    @EvacTouch 3 роки тому +2075

    Mind you: He HAD to look at those un-censored

    • @syunfcy4202
      @syunfcy4202 3 роки тому +36

      Oh shit I feel bad for shitty little him

    • @Hewix
      @Hewix 3 роки тому +105

      So did the editor

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 3 роки тому +17

      I love ur pfp

    • @EvacTouch
      @EvacTouch 3 роки тому +16

      @@thischanneldiedlol2234 Im guessing you play terraria?

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 роки тому +27

      I feel so bad for Lixian . . .

  • @RiskRule
    @RiskRule 3 роки тому +47

    10:13 one can only imagine what was going on behind that cursed blure

    • @johnnystankiewicz295
      @johnnystankiewicz295 3 роки тому +5

      One shutters to imagine what lies behind that blured picture

    • @horizeonguy
      @horizeonguy 3 роки тому +6

      @@johnnystankiewicz295 Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

  • @bigbaby1345
    @bigbaby1345 3 роки тому +35

    that man playing somewhere over the rainbow looks like the oldest party entertainer out there. i mean that as a compliment.

  • @captaincrazy7936
    @captaincrazy7936 4 роки тому +473

    When he said, “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO”
    *I felt that*

  • @stormfire5098
    @stormfire5098 6 років тому +1375

    *When you remember mark editor has to play 50/50 as well*

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 6 років тому +48

      I feel bad for either Ethan or Catherine (I think they're the editors)

    • @PHURHXD
      @PHURHXD 6 років тому +4

      Storm Fire poor editor

    • @lucyhwucy3724
      @lucyhwucy3724 6 років тому +3

      Storm Fire OOOF

    • @Randoperson63
      @Randoperson63 6 років тому +7

      We salute you.

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer 6 років тому +2

      ReiterSplash Or it could be both...

  • @nataliecook7045
    @nataliecook7045 3 роки тому +18

    9:07
    ngl, was kinda mad when Mark didn't finish the video, and then I remembered that not everyone listens to chaotic music as a cope like i do. Like the awful recorder Mii song is just one of the many chaotic music genres i listen to

  • @habibi1477
    @habibi1477 3 роки тому +30

    Mark: a am a normal man that pays his editor normal.
    Mark's editor: has to blur out every nsfw and gets to see it all uncensored.

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 3 роки тому

      Well actually even mark has to look at the uncensored version since he is recording the vid, but nice comment btw 😀👍

    • @xbuzzyboiblakey632
      @xbuzzyboiblakey632 3 роки тому +1

      Actually, Mark edited this video.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +10987

    This is the face of a man who regrets everything

  • @kostabrennan6787
    @kostabrennan6787 4 роки тому +2827

    I’m surprised mark didn’t censor the Toto Africa one. That has horrific.

  • @SodLikeCod
    @SodLikeCod 3 роки тому +96

    "When mark sees something gross"
    Disgusted Mark:"IS Screaming is horriefied
    Happy Mark:"Screams of happy Neece"

  • @ymm4286
    @ymm4286 3 роки тому +39

    6:57
    Mark's main concern is the octopus not the guy puking blood

    • @vmxkarelyn_0842
      @vmxkarelyn_0842 3 роки тому +11

      Okay I'm 4 months late, but let me explain what exactly happened.
      In the video, the man puts on the octopus on his head for the first few seconds of the video, which then cuts to him puking blood into a skull. This is why mark had a change of tone after commenting about the octopus. Naturally you'd judge the first thing you see, and I can assure you that I had the same reaction the first time I see it too.

    • @skeletoncouncil2525
      @skeletoncouncil2525 3 роки тому +1

      Excuse me wtf 🤢

  • @ChillDragon
    @ChillDragon 5 років тому +891

    9:33 w/subtitles on: "I feel like I'm subtitling porn." Best laugh I've had in my life.

  • @beebupp
    @beebupp 5 років тому +759

    That mii song cover is basically actual footage of my school's mandatory recorder recitals

    • @glitchedmanatee419
      @glitchedmanatee419 5 років тому +31

      I kid you not that's the most accurate comment of my childhood I've never heard

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp 5 років тому +8

      @@glitchedmanatee419 you too?

    • @fishy2374
      @fishy2374 5 років тому +4

      I love this comment! But at some points the cover sounded better

    • @calebbekker4127
      @calebbekker4127 5 років тому +2

      It was beautiful

    • @BloodyBubble
      @BloodyBubble 5 років тому +3

      im wearing headphones so that made my ears itch .

  • @HettycTracyn
    @HettycTracyn 3 роки тому +30

    The dog giving CPR was so cute.
    I was smiling so hard.
    So wholesome.

    • @Jakeroo767
      @Jakeroo767 Рік тому +1

      For real thooo he deserves that weewoo

  • @joesssaucey
    @joesssaucey 3 роки тому +27

    if you think about, tiktok is the modern day 50/50 challenge

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 років тому +985

    In this video: Mark tests the limits of his sanity.

  • @jimmybob7113
    @jimmybob7113 5 років тому +778

    8:09 Mark: that’s such a good dog!
    Chica: sadness noises

  • @RedAngelXV
    @RedAngelXV 3 роки тому +63

    “How does one become ‘one with public property’...?”
    Me: 🤔........😱NO WAIT MARK DON-!

  • @samsonrules855
    @samsonrules855 3 роки тому +15

    2:13 I was taking a drink and I laughed so abruptly at mark's reaction to the title the drink went up my nose.

  • @andysquarantine
    @andysquarantine 6 років тому +574

    "Women angry over lack of cheese"
    Kinky

    • @smiley8258
      @smiley8258 6 років тому +2

      XD

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 6 років тому +3

      Broken Unicorn they also lack toes

    • @Lynner2010
      @Lynner2010 6 років тому +2

      I really wanted to see that one. Lol.

    • @blehbloop6584
      @blehbloop6584 6 років тому +4

      It's probably that vid where a lady is at Taco Bell or some TexMex place and she goes to the counter, complaining that there is no cheese on her Nachos

    • @yvngkingyt237
      @yvngkingyt237 6 років тому +2

      Broken Unicorn ii

  • @bleunight9199
    @bleunight9199 6 років тому +360

    I'm crying over the dog giving cpr.
    This is great.

    • @saltynoodle4885
      @saltynoodle4885 6 років тому

      When

    • @taciaronning
      @taciaronning 6 років тому +2

      That dog was truly the goodest boi there ever was. I loved it

    • @edenbru11
      @edenbru11 6 років тому

      IKR that was so damn adorable and wholesome

  • @babysnowfoxx
    @babysnowfoxx 3 роки тому +14

    5:16 "I LikE thAt." "THats gOod" XD

  • @user-dv1ex6ww3f
    @user-dv1ex6ww3f Рік тому +6

    10:10 i've never seen such instant regret in a single face in face my entire life

  • @milka2262
    @milka2262 4 роки тому +616

    *"Toto by Africa"*
    Mark 2018.

    • @sayedcell5961
      @sayedcell5961 3 роки тому +5

      okay plz tell me i dont understand plz reply about the muaic

    • @vo1t_147
      @vo1t_147 3 роки тому +4

      it’s actually africa by toto

    • @milka2262
      @milka2262 3 роки тому +3

      @@sayedcell5961 5:24 ♡

    • @milka2262
      @milka2262 3 роки тому +3

      @@vo1t_147 r/woooooosh

    • @vo1t_147
      @vo1t_147 3 роки тому +1

      Yandere Chan stfu thats not even funny, and why am i being whooshed? i just answered a simple question

  • @fenekku.kitsune
    @fenekku.kitsune 5 років тому +486

    only male platypus have the venom spur and it only releases venom during mating season.

    • @SleepyOcto
      @SleepyOcto 4 роки тому +38

      Males can actually release venom during the entire year but production in the body increases significantly during mating season, also they can cause pain lasting for months.

    • @exonm1780
      @exonm1780 4 роки тому +7

      And there not extremely poisonous to people only minor swelling

    • @crimsonblue8433
      @crimsonblue8433 4 роки тому +1

      Females have spurs but they fall off before adult hood

    • @thataltaccount8188
      @thataltaccount8188 4 роки тому +2

      Why everybody have big brain

  • @fioe911
    @fioe911 3 роки тому +1

    i’ve been rewatching marks old videos lately anywhere from 5-6 years ago to 1-2 years ago and to see how he’s changed so much to be who the man he is today is so wonderful, i feel like i’ve grown up with him because i loved him the way he was back then and but i think he’s much funnier now

  • @micahrogers6965
    @micahrogers6965 3 роки тому +6

    Mii Theme: Plays
    Mark:Cringed
    Me:Vibing

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +2142

    Mark's soul is gonna need some cleansing after this

    • @yaoiprotag4029
      @yaoiprotag4029 6 років тому +20

      Veridian all of our souls are gonna need cleansing after this

    • @davidbloom9242
      @davidbloom9242 6 років тому +2

      make that every 50/50 challenge

    • @Bruvno231
      @Bruvno231 6 років тому +5

      *Grabs Bleach And Bible*

    • @not_funni353
      @not_funni353 6 років тому +1

      Veridian what's a soul?

    • @Jex1tt
      @Jex1tt 6 років тому +1

      Clorox

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 6 років тому +619

    Do you know how long I’ve waited for this?
    *A very... very long time.*
    *That’s how long.*

  • @mentlegenpooty9711
    @mentlegenpooty9711 3 роки тому +32

    0:34 Snoo"PING AS" usual, I see?!

  • @AguynamedCj
    @AguynamedCj 3 роки тому +11

    If you feel like you made bad decisions remember mark put himself through this for our entertainment

  • @haileydods8535
    @haileydods8535 6 років тому +806

    “YOU NEED A WEE WOO”
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @papiyeet9008
    @papiyeet9008 6 років тому +70

    Car salesman: *slaps roof of Mark*
    Car salesman: "This bad boy can fit so much regret in it."

  • @kirakilleroficial
    @kirakilleroficial 3 роки тому +10

    The over the rainbow part is relaxing lmao

  • @gdalkanoid7552
    @gdalkanoid7552 3 роки тому +9

    Mark: He was collecting poop
    My brain: It was galactic poop

  • @afurrysalt1410
    @afurrysalt1410 4 роки тому +491

    Looking back, The fact that someone even found a image or video of a sliced up peen makes me concerned about their browsing history

    • @larsboeter2486
      @larsboeter2486 3 роки тому +49

      who says they found it on the internet

    • @boyhowdy3240
      @boyhowdy3240 3 роки тому +31

      *Mmmm*
      _thanks I hate it_

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 роки тому +9

      @@larsboeter2486 😯

    • @afurrysalt1410
      @afurrysalt1410 3 роки тому +12

      Lars Boeter I guess the dark web doesn’t count as the internet

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 3 роки тому +17

      A friend of mine was operated for a penis difformity, a few years back. For some reason he posted picture of the surgery (it was either filmed or pics snapped during the surgery) on reddit (r/TMI TooMuchInformation).
      So that's a possible source for a sliced penis.

  • @crestfallen2908
    @crestfallen2908 4 роки тому +635

    There's a huge difference between this Mark and Unus Annus Mark, and it shows

    • @elishadanielle9378
      @elishadanielle9378 4 роки тому +31

      you mean... Mark and Annus

    • @jonathandenis36
      @jonathandenis36 4 роки тому +5

      Elisha Danielle isn’t he unus?

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 4 роки тому +3

      @@jonathandenis36 hmmmmm

    • @mildlymarvelous
      @mildlymarvelous 4 роки тому +22

      I miss this old Mark. He’s lost something since this. Although it sparks up a little when he plays Minecraft :)

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonathandenis36 no thats Ethan

  • @sebasgamboa2769
    @sebasgamboa2769 3 роки тому +5

    I love Mark's reaction on everything

  • @theperfectimings1572
    @theperfectimings1572 3 роки тому +4

    The phrase *"It's no use, give up"* will forever be engraved in my memory...

  • @scruffyman
    @scruffyman 4 роки тому +2915

    I’m so glad Markaplier takes the time to blur things out because based on his reaction you do NOT want to see it! Thank you...

    • @t2pdaybreak422
      @t2pdaybreak422 4 роки тому +178

      What did you expect? He HAS to blur them out or he would get demonitised

    • @shotgungames5738
      @shotgungames5738 4 роки тому +54

      I think lixian did that

    • @SabsWithR
      @SabsWithR 4 роки тому +132

      @@t2pdaybreak422 demonitised? Mark wud get banned from youtube. Theres murder and shit in reddit

    • @thegeneral2374
      @thegeneral2374 4 роки тому +15

      Well for me it’s sucks since I was young I wasn’t bothered or disgusted by anything. My fam says I have a “ iron stomach “

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 4 роки тому +17

      He would get in a lot of trouble with UA-cam if he didn't.

  • @whoknows8386
    @whoknows8386 4 роки тому +652

    Mark: I didn’t come here for “A girl with a Huemoungeous ladoungois”

    • @nyxto8237
      @nyxto8237 4 роки тому +26

      Humongous hongomongolongongous 🤣

    • @sabella7254
      @sabella7254 4 роки тому

      Hahah from that one try not to laugh video 😂

    • @DisregardThis
      @DisregardThis 4 роки тому

      humongous @#$%#@$#-$###

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 4 роки тому

      I think that was Gilbert Godfrey

    • @potalcium
      @potalcium 4 роки тому

      Humungoushungolomhnonoloughongous

  • @plushiegamer2185
    @plushiegamer2185 3 роки тому +3

    The face when he finally figured out what fetish with human property was killed me

  • @thunderymud2898
    @thunderymud2898 3 роки тому +1

    i just love this video and keep coming back to it because mark mostly speaks nonsense in his videos and he’s judging the titles of these even though he speaks like that😂

  • @santinomarsiglia6269
    @santinomarsiglia6269 5 років тому +885

    10:10 this video took most of Mark’s sanity

    • @codyallen7864
      @codyallen7864 5 років тому +55

      More like what little was left

    • @Jakeroo767
      @Jakeroo767 5 років тому +23

      The look on his face tho. Of disgust

    • @navarone9993
      @navarone9993 5 років тому +32

      I have a sick curiosity to see it

    • @Oogwayne
      @Oogwayne 5 років тому +11

      @@navarone9993 If you scroll like I did you can figure out what it is but it's gross and I'm not checking it out anytime soon.

    • @mojomccall282
      @mojomccall282 5 років тому +10

      What was the dude doing that it made mark so disturbed. I want to know

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 3 роки тому +4280

    Rule: if it’s about OP’s pet, it’s definitely safe
    Edit: apparently you all don’t understand hyperbole

    • @painfullythicc7680
      @painfullythicc7680 3 роки тому +96

      But then you get the one including OP's pet but you get the bad version

    • @themoonlightspartan3206
      @themoonlightspartan3206 3 роки тому +153

      Rule:
      It doesn't matter if it has the person's pet when it says True
      Because posts marked true are literally a chance of one or the other, not a set choice

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 3 роки тому +11

      Thicc squidwars

    • @christinafry5167
      @christinafry5167 3 роки тому +18

      But what if it says "my dog getting run over

    • @plur5ever
      @plur5ever 3 роки тому +28

      unless it says “My dog and i get naughty ;)”

  • @diegogomez6835
    @diegogomez6835 3 роки тому +6

    10:10 When is Christmas Eve and i see the toys under the bed of my parents

  • @finnlck
    @finnlck 18 днів тому +2

    the fact that lixian also had to edit and watch that is just ... chefs kiss

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 6 років тому +180

    I'm super sad I can't find the full version of the old man playing music on a saw. He deserves all the hugs!

    • @diegoh5574
      @diegoh5574 6 років тому

      WhiteRaven696 // indeed (ღ˘ω˘ღ)

  • @sarahm8695
    @sarahm8695 6 років тому +672

    Mark's relief on seeing the positive results are too pure for this world.
    _"Ohh...so nice...it's so nice...oh it's so nice...so nice."_
    Edit: 10:10 This is why I watch Markiplier. This face. I love it.

    • @keongroves3
      @keongroves3 6 років тому +11

      no that's called trauma

    • @bittgrundy
      @bittgrundy 6 років тому +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Jun123
      @Jun123 5 років тому +2

      @@keongroves3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wallacemunroe6809
      @wallacemunroe6809 5 років тому

      Wtf did that mean

    • @ssently7512
      @ssently7512 5 років тому +1

      I just watched because I was curious but I regretted it so much...don’t watch it...

  • @coolnerd8730
    @coolnerd8730 3 роки тому

    The best part of this video is mark laughing hysterically at toto.

  • @Saturnpsrond
    @Saturnpsrond 2 роки тому +1

    Whoever made the CCs is amazing, it adds to the video

  • @MistressMK
    @MistressMK 6 років тому +892

    Markiplier 2018- "You need a wee woo"

  • @lottie7961
    @lottie7961 4 роки тому +251

    2:57 the way the music starts and you see Mark's expression go from terror to pure relief is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen

  • @YTConceptionX
    @YTConceptionX 2 роки тому +1

    10:30
    mark:*screaming in pain from seeing the video*
    Music: Vibes all around :D

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 3 роки тому

    GRANDMA NOH
    WHERE DID YOU GET THE OCTOPUS?!
    I love the pure way he reacts to animals not just the relief that he got animals but the pure joy he gets from seeing them

  • @niritsa9609
    @niritsa9609 6 років тому +701

    R.I.P people editing this video.

  • @lemondrop8203
    @lemondrop8203 6 років тому +179

    There is no getting that out of your head, not even flex tape will help.

    • @peoplepeople21
      @peoplepeople21 6 років тому +9

      Lemon Drop but flex tape fixes everything

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 6 років тому +6

      People People well, they lied.

    • @adriancedar1478
      @adriancedar1478 6 років тому +4

      Lemon Drop THATS ALOTA DAMAGE!!!

    • @squirreldude4971
      @squirreldude4971 6 років тому

      Cookie Sans147 Goddamn it you beat me to the punch! :(

    • @justapeach9792
      @justapeach9792 6 років тому

      Flex tape can fix everything if slap it on

  • @marselssarpio1974
    @marselssarpio1974 3 роки тому +4

    Mark was so scarred after this that he never made 50/50 again

  • @sardonyxx6354
    @sardonyxx6354 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, mark didn't look away unless it was extremely disturbing, and even on disturbing ones he sat through it. I give mark props 👏

  • @justcater
    @justcater 5 років тому +194

    "you need the wee woo" is probably my fav quote ever looooool

  • @yummysammichez
    @yummysammichez 6 років тому +162

    "You need a Wee Woo"
    Best Markiplier quote ever

    • @buenvenida
      @buenvenida 6 років тому

      I'M A CHICKEN NUGGET sub for aub

  • @Hedgehogfanatic2006
    @Hedgehogfanatic2006 3 роки тому +4

    4:13
    Mark: "Is that an apt description of what's happening in that content?"
    **c l i c c**

  • @hatTtop
    @hatTtop Рік тому +1

    I have never laughed harder over a facial reaction.

  • @jeannas9218
    @jeannas9218 4 роки тому +1665

    When you realise Mark has to see it all again while editing :(
    Edit: I only now saw that it was already commented... I didn't mean to steal it

    • @BlindIRLbtw
      @BlindIRLbtw 4 роки тому +72

      At this point in his career he probably has someone to edit his videos for him

    • @asscheese557
      @asscheese557 4 роки тому +48

      even worse, imagine not being warned about it and coming across that shit guy

    • @coler4084
      @coler4084 4 роки тому +5

      Salamander yeah lixian

    • @themexicanlion5334
      @themexicanlion5334 4 роки тому +9

      Did you think of this yourself, or did you copy that other guy? Either way, I’m pretty sure you didn’t copy. (This isn’t a hate comment)

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 4 роки тому +7

      @@coler4084 Lixian wasn't his editor at the time, and Mark probably did edit this one just to spare Amy or Ethan

  • @Kyomapai
    @Kyomapai 6 років тому +220

    2:00 Only male platypuses are very venomous due to the sharp spurs located on their hind legs. These are used to fight other males over a female or territory. Females aren’t venomous, and males will only attack if provoked. Also, males might have their spurs removed if this is an educational facility, similar to the glands of a skunk.

    • @thatguyglenn7558
      @thatguyglenn7558 6 років тому

      Kyomapai lol same just did that comments lol

    • @zachgilbert3815
      @zachgilbert3815 6 років тому +1

      *Venomous, not poisonous

    • @chronicallyvexed5273
      @chronicallyvexed5273 6 років тому +6

      Its venomous not poisonous..... poison is eaten or ingested..... venom is injected. So unless you eat the spurs or the whole platypus it is venomous.

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 6 років тому +3

      Kyomapai thanks for the explanation.

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 6 років тому

      The Devilish Bean you too

  • @Yonisify
    @Yonisify 2 роки тому +2

    I feel so bad for whoever had to edit the footage and blur it all out. Respect to them.

  • @Kaixcs_
    @Kaixcs_ 3 роки тому +1

    The face mark made at the Africa one was gold-

  • @chickensoupfordipshits
    @chickensoupfordipshits 5 років тому +972

    2:03 no they are not poisonous. *person rubbing belly keels over and dies* they are however quite venomous.

    • @EvilMC10
      @EvilMC10 5 років тому +1

      Sam Pineo w

    • @charli7956
      @charli7956 5 років тому +40

      Only males are venomous

    • @thatoneviewer1553
      @thatoneviewer1553 5 років тому +16

      Sam Pineo Poisonous is when there’s a toxin at the touch. Like poisonous frogs. Venomous is when toxins are injected by fangs or claws. Platypi are venomous since they inject toxin with their claw on their cute feet

    • @HurtSmooch601
      @HurtSmooch601 5 років тому +5

      Actually, something being venomous means it has a harmful bite or sting, whereas something poisonous is Harmful to touch or consume. Get your facts straight you uncultured swine.

    • @HurtSmooch601
      @HurtSmooch601 5 років тому +3

      In other words, dying from touching it is a poison.

  • @gamr6354
    @gamr6354 4 роки тому +593

    “Why would someone draw that??”
    Literally everyone seeing r34 for the first time:
    Edit: I was curious about 10:04 so I looked up u/Kuribohgirl and what came up saddened me. Apparently, u/Kuribohgirl was pretty well known and active in the subreddit r/MLPlounge, and a post that show up said that u/Kuribohgirl has ended their own life. I don’t know why, but RIP.

    • @nikelinq2899
      @nikelinq2899 4 роки тому +30

      Sadly she is dead.

    • @AccurateEnd143
      @AccurateEnd143 4 роки тому +1

      HI, WHAT AND SPACEBAR MMMMMM?

    • @maddoxorr261
      @maddoxorr261 4 роки тому +35

      @@nikelinq2899 not to be rude or anything but this person who wrote the comment said that they had found out that the redditor had ended their life

    • @ARRYN_SYN
      @ARRYN_SYN 3 роки тому +7

      Can i get link to that post

    • @getgxcked4770
      @getgxcked4770 3 роки тому +5

      What happened

  • @gustavoramirez5343
    @gustavoramirez5343 3 роки тому +2

    I feel so bad for laughing at grandma on fire.

  • @Bladepool99
    @Bladepool99 3 роки тому +17

    I laughed my ass I love seeing mark cringe on the bad 50 50 ones 🤣🤣