Alpha And Sigma Males Are At War And They're Both Losing

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  • @terrible1237
    @terrible1237 3 роки тому +4792

    When you’re a gamma male and girls literally die when they come near you

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 3 роки тому +88

      Lmaooo stop.

    • @School_of_DejaVu
      @School_of_DejaVu 3 роки тому +47

      Bro no that’s so funny 😂

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 3 роки тому +176

      That joke is killing me. My skin is tingly.

    • @zenas5122
      @zenas5122 3 роки тому +60

      Hulk… also this reminds me of that one time spiderman gave his gf cancer from nutting in her with his radioactive spider sperm

    • @esteehanvey5647
      @esteehanvey5647 3 роки тому +16

      underrated comment

  • @levibeselt2068
    @levibeselt2068 3 роки тому +9070

    When the therapist says you have social anxiety instead of calling you a sigma male

    • @ghostreveries
      @ghostreveries 3 роки тому +231

      i hate it when that happens 😒

    • @Theoss-sl1fk
      @Theoss-sl1fk 3 роки тому +87

      I will use this comment just in case I counter a Sigma. Thanks

    • @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
      @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 3 роки тому +2

      ALL OF YOU SHOULD 🤐

    • @ayyytism6081
      @ayyytism6081 2 роки тому +9

      I have friends (not female ones) and I am a sigma male

    • @bowiethebuffoon4873
      @bowiethebuffoon4873 2 роки тому +57

      They also said that I had a part of the autism spectrum, smh 🤦
      My psychiatrist gotta up their grindset

  • @lucyjaneintherain
    @lucyjaneintherain 3 роки тому +8369

    this whole “hierarchy of men” feels like in elementary school when you would play pretend and one of you would be like “no but like pretend my superpowers are cooler and more powerful than yours.”

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 3 роки тому +530

      @@kappax_6610 Your comment is so nonsensical I can't tell if this is satire or if you just skipped a few stages of mental development.

    • @leech9751
      @leech9751 3 роки тому +320

      @@kappax_6610 what in the name of god did you just say

    • @user-himenes
      @user-himenes 3 роки тому +11

      @@lexa2310 ROUND

    • @micheE2001
      @micheE2001 3 роки тому +164

      @@kappax_6610 that’s the most unrelated reply I’ve ever seen

    • @wakemeupOUTSIDE
      @wakemeupOUTSIDE 3 роки тому +184

      @@kappax_6610 somebody come pick this guy up, he's drunk

  • @memedealerscavern
    @memedealerscavern 8 місяців тому +716

    I’m psy male. This means I am stuck doing the gangnam style and it won’t stop. Please help me.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 6 місяців тому +27

      i would recommend that you go on a GOMAD diet. Gallon of milk a day, it will stop your gangnam styling. It might cause some damage, but i think its the only way.

    • @xollonaltvater6272
      @xollonaltvater6272 2 місяці тому +7

      Boah shiiiit, you have some tough years behind you
      Stay Psy💪

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. 19 днів тому

      Are you still going at it? Are you a sack of bones?

    • @ev4n_scence
      @ev4n_scence 12 днів тому

      I love this comment so mucj

  • @marymik7372
    @marymik7372 3 роки тому +38755

    Deltas are actually even cooler than alphas and sigmas. You become a delta by being so masculine that you literally transform into a plane. Super rare, very hard to achieve. Typical alpha sigmas wouldn't understand :/

    • @famousreed
      @famousreed 3 роки тому +1140

      Sounds like a beta male mindset

    • @iirovaltonen4258
      @iirovaltonen4258 3 роки тому +1626

      Wait until you hear about the epsilon males and the rhoo males

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 роки тому +1052

      @@iirovaltonen4258 the theta males tho 😍😍

    • @mozzfio
      @mozzfio 3 роки тому +794

      pi males 🤤😍🥺

    • @Ant-ct4qk
      @Ant-ct4qk 3 роки тому +331

      What delta would use :/ fake beta you will never be a true delta

  • @LucijaViviana
    @LucijaViviana 3 роки тому +6092

    "I will shyly and quietly dominate you" should be a yearbook quote, it's so good😭

    • @justdawnn4666
      @justdawnn4666 3 роки тому +40

      LMFAO YES

    • @_maddyy
      @_maddyy 3 роки тому +35

      I will use it TYSM THIS WILL HELP MEEE

    • @Mel_the_Pirate
      @Mel_the_Pirate 3 роки тому +47

      It sounds just ridiculous enough to be in a year book, lol you're right!

    • @wolfiejor7124
      @wolfiejor7124 3 роки тому +11

      I'm taking that one 😂

    • @zohajahandadkhan6568
      @zohajahandadkhan6568 3 роки тому +11

      yeah but shy in a cool way

  • @greysoncarr
    @greysoncarr 3 роки тому +3622

    I love how people who give advice about “masculinity and dating” are the same people who are clearly the most insecure about these things.

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 3 роки тому +15

      Yup

    • @davidbeltranbarajas
      @davidbeltranbarajas 3 роки тому +61

      Haven’t watched the full video yet, but I do want to bat for the guy on the left, from the AlphaM channel ( I think that’s what his channel is called) he actually has a lot of good videos the high light positive masculinity and has directly bashed traits most would consider as toxic masculinity traits. His language I believe is meant to capture the attention of young men who believe “alphas” are a thing, but I’ve always appreciated that a majority of his videos seek to grow confidence and teach young men positive traits. I don’t watch him any more, but he’s videos never struck me as overtly unhealthy or toxic.

    • @danakidanfo9511
      @danakidanfo9511 3 роки тому +3

      I would say most of them, not all of them. It really depends on the type of character they have though 🤔

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 3 роки тому +35

      @@davidbeltranbarajas Ye the Sigma guy was definitely the worse of the 2.

    • @davidbeltranbarajas
      @davidbeltranbarajas 3 роки тому +50

      @@danakidanfo9511 yea I think for the most part men who legitimately believe in these labels and terms are sad, isolated people. This type of thinking is largely toxic, and teaches men to continue cycles of harm on themselves and both men and women in their life’s. I just personally wanted to speak on that one guy in the thumbnail from my personal experience and perception of his message.

  • @katherinebaker8088
    @katherinebaker8088 8 місяців тому +810

    The fact that they're yelling constantly shows how much they feel metaphorically unheard and inferior, because someone confident and actually cool doesn't need to use harshness or cruelty to convey their messages and intent.

    • @ExplodingBlocks
      @ExplodingBlocks 3 місяці тому +37

      Exactly, submissive men feel the need to yell to be heard. If you’re dominant, people will actually WANT to listen to you.

    • @chungus100
      @chungus100 3 місяці тому +23

      *YEAH KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT BETA!! I AM A SIGMA MILL!!!!!!!!!! (AND A HINT OF YOGHURT!!) I AM LOUD BECAUSE I AM PROUD!! (I HAVE RECENTLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)*

    • @Gaminginvrrr
      @Gaminginvrrr 2 місяці тому +13

      @@chungus100*YEAHHHHH WE SUPPORT YOUUUUUU!!!!1!1(I like kissing boys)*

    • @Bukabaka-rj6hs
      @Bukabaka-rj6hs Місяць тому

      ​​@@Gaminginvrrr whoo calm down my guy

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 29 днів тому +1

      Ok youtube psychologist

  • @jozefienvoets2744
    @jozefienvoets2744 2 роки тому +8114

    this is literally just the “not like other girls” mindset but for men

  • @kylerlng
    @kylerlng 3 роки тому +13497

    I’m an Epsilon Male. Our animal is the red panda and our traits are having exactly six friends, wearing moderately priced clothes, and watching Danny Gonzalez videos.

    • @grotesquepoppy
      @grotesquepoppy 3 роки тому +724

      Kyle, you're the best kind of male

    • @NoOne0716
      @NoOne0716 3 роки тому +303

      I identify as this too

    • @katharinelewis1
      @katharinelewis1 3 роки тому +654

      F*ck that’s so hot.

    • @TkevTV
      @TkevTV 3 роки тому +172

      Damn why this so relatable
      And accurate

    • @0pT1musPr1M3
      @0pT1musPr1M3 3 роки тому +99

      I’m a epsilon male

  • @hollyhobgoblin8838
    @hollyhobgoblin8838 3 роки тому +3741

    That "Alpha" guy acting perplexed at how made-up Sigma Males are is just that meme of Spiderman pointing at himself.

    • @trapdaddy-x5k
      @trapdaddy-x5k 3 роки тому +1

      but alpha is real.. a sigma is just a fuckin loser lmfao

    • @insertnamehere7228
      @insertnamehere7228 3 роки тому +126

      @@trapdaddy-x5k nah they’re both losers.

    • @utube8008
      @utube8008 3 роки тому +22

      @@trapdaddy-x5k ulphu and sugma malt r soooo reel and cool!!

    • @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107
      @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107 3 роки тому +74

      @@trapdaddy-x5k there both fake, the guy who created/discovered it in the first place later debunked it

    • @lauragutierrez3218
      @lauragutierrez3218 3 роки тому

      @birds wait, I thought it was just a thing people made up, but this was published or something????

  • @WillBloodfarm
    @WillBloodfarm 4 місяці тому +76

    It's a shame that the sigmas and the alphas have split into two groups. I'm pretty old now so back in my day we referred to them as their actual overarching title of douchebag.

  • @Wevvet_ttv
    @Wevvet_ttv 3 роки тому +13045

    I'm a Magma male personally. The key traits are that I am made of molten rock.

  • @bun_c
    @bun_c 3 роки тому +13140

    If all they're thinking about is getting women... Aren't they technically being dominated with women's attention?

  • @viasarge2691
    @viasarge2691 3 роки тому +11910

    the alpha vs sigma argument is the same as the argument i would have with my sister about whose magic mermaid barbie had more powers

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 3 роки тому +623

      Did you have the one that could shoot bubbles? My brother did and I was so jelly!

    • @noxfrancis2130
      @noxfrancis2130 3 роки тому +417

      Truly the most important debate

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 роки тому +666

      That seems like an unfair comparison
      The mermaid Barbie one unironically sounds more interesting

    • @miaknight2818
      @miaknight2818 3 роки тому +238

      I mean obviously it was Merliah, she’s a pro surfer and can make merillia.

    • @Gabe2theXtreme
      @Gabe2theXtreme 3 роки тому +20

      LMFAO

  • @clockworkcrow8590
    @clockworkcrow8590 10 місяців тому +149

    This shit's like a bad fanfic trope come lo to life, and taken way too seriously.
    As a woman, if a guy ever said to me , unironically, that he was an "alpha male" or a "sigma male" or that some other guy was "such a beta", my immediate reaction would be: ⚠Red Flag!! ⚠

  • @evgenijanankovska8815
    @evgenijanankovska8815 3 роки тому +11994

    these guys heard "submissive and breedable" and "dominant and infertile" and took it personally

    • @skytippler
      @skytippler 3 роки тому +97

      PLSSSSS

    • @zo_mi_di
      @zo_mi_di 3 роки тому +1033

      The omegaverse entering the greater consciousness was both the biggest mistake and the greatest gift

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- 3 роки тому +112

      Can we please just stop doing this omegaverse crap? Please.

    • @agatha968
      @agatha968 3 роки тому +581

      beta: submissive and breedable
      sigma: dominant and infertile
      alpha: dominant and breedable
      there is one type of man that is untouched, the submissive and infertile man, and we should search for him

    • @thisisforrachelyou2196
      @thisisforrachelyou2196 3 роки тому +127

      @@agatha968 what about Omega's

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 3 роки тому +2271

    This dude gives me chills because he doesn't quite look like a person but rather, he looks like a FNAF animatronic and looks like he'll grab me and stuff me into an animatronic suit if I stare at him for too long.

  • @Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria
    @Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria 3 роки тому +4033

    These so-called sigma males are definitely the "I'm not like other girls" girls of this fictional dynamic, who just looked up a Greek letter that was easy to pronounce. And just like the self-proclaimed alpha males, they're compensating for something.

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 3 роки тому +15

      Same! I to wish I was God

    • @nxthro634
      @nxthro634 3 роки тому +6

      Do none of you have the decency to make a factual statement without dumbing yourself down to personal indults?

    • @alternativesalterxx
      @alternativesalterxx 3 роки тому +77

      *sugma

    • @c.9858
      @c.9858 3 роки тому +165

      @@nxthro634 based sigma male eh

    • @shifty7371
      @shifty7371 3 роки тому +143

      @@nxthro634 calm down Jamal don't pull out the 9

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 11 місяців тому +1347

    I identify as a Koopa male personality, which means that I'm a small Japanese creature who likes spinning towards people at a worryingly high velocity, that is weirdly hostile towards small Italian plumbers who wear red and green.

  • @StephenMatrese
    @StephenMatrese 3 роки тому +5457

    "astrology for men" - best explanation ever

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +148

      I thought crypto was astrology for men?

    • @maeve1780
      @maeve1780 3 роки тому +313

      @@ashikjaman1940 crypto is like crystals for men

    • @ArianAlbert
      @ArianAlbert 3 роки тому +123

      I much prefer astrology it's alot more peaceful

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 роки тому +48

      @@ArianAlbert • That’s a good point. Probably costs less too.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 роки тому +22

      @@maeve1780 • Damn, that’s a good comparison, ahaha! I’ve also heard it’s like a male-majority MLM; Monat for Men.

  • @CapnCrimson
    @CapnCrimson 3 роки тому +7201

    Here's a tip from a woman to other women: if you meet a guy who actually believes in this whole alpha sigma cruella whatever male stuff, run! Run so far away! And do not look back.

    • @feedhyungwonplease6087
      @feedhyungwonplease6087 3 роки тому +260

      Omg ‘cruella’ naurrr

    • @mrdavinci6575
      @mrdavinci6575 3 роки тому +660

      Same with astrology girls, both groups should be avoided

    • @LilKingler
      @LilKingler 3 роки тому +286

      @@mrdavinci6575 flee and never return lol 💀

    • @stylish_pengu
      @stylish_pengu 3 роки тому +275

      as a male i agree with this woman stay away from them

    • @NathanOhsure
      @NathanOhsure 3 роки тому +716

      @@mrdavinci6575 i think it's important to make a distinction between "girls who think astrology is fun but don't believe in it much" and "girls who decide whether or not they like you based solely on your big three" bc the first are fine, the second are scary lol

  • @BKS12321
    @BKS12321 3 роки тому +3713

    I’d liken this whole thing to when we’d play pretend as kids and be like “I have magic powers” “well I have stronger magic powers” “well I can breathe fire” “well I’m fire proof” etc

    • @user-himenes
      @user-himenes 3 роки тому +95

      U right, also magic powers is very cute

    • @alexvalentine5091
      @alexvalentine5091 3 роки тому +158

      @@user-himenes this, unfortunately is not

    • @mermaidchloe9147
      @mermaidchloe9147 3 роки тому +138

      Remember the wolf girls? This is simply the outcome of there influence on third grade when they claimed territory and drove all the boys out of the shaded areas of the playground

    • @outerspace7391
      @outerspace7391 3 роки тому +32

      So larping basically

    • @ang3lica2k
      @ang3lica2k 3 роки тому +6

      pretty much

  • @OSINT-MANAGEMENT
    @OSINT-MANAGEMENT 10 місяців тому +289

    YOGURT MALES, ARISE!

  • @nickhuppers6174
    @nickhuppers6174 3 роки тому +4895

    Once a man asked me what kind of male I was and I’m like “oh I’m a gay male” and walked away and now I think that he was asking about this

    • @Lea-im3wr
      @Lea-im3wr 3 роки тому +643

      You owned that conversation xD

    • @angelhima.
      @angelhima. 3 роки тому +600

      You dodged a bullet bro, good job

    • @solarenoi
      @solarenoi 3 роки тому +186

      just wanted to say that your comment made me laugh, this was amazing xD

    • @noahmcdowell7731
      @noahmcdowell7731 3 роки тому +108

      It's better to just tell him that than to keep talking to him

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 3 роки тому +312

      We now know the winner isn't alpha or sigma male, it's gay male 👏

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina 3 роки тому +2977

    "I'm gonna teach you how to act like an Alpha Male to repel women" LOL, that has to be the only true-to-life thing I have ever heard to come out of a masculinity life-coach's mouth

    • @kingmonocleblob9548
      @kingmonocleblob9548 3 роки тому +5

      It's repppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, dumba$$.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 роки тому +58

      @@kingmonocleblob9548 Sir, this is a wendy's.

    • @kingmonocleblob9548
      @kingmonocleblob9548 3 роки тому +14

      @@MammalianCreature Ma'mmal, this is an elementary school.

    • @kingmonocleblob9548
      @kingmonocleblob9548 3 роки тому +4

      @@MammalianCreature OHHH AND SIR BLOB THAT'S SO GOOD.

    • @kingmonocleblob9548
      @kingmonocleblob9548 3 роки тому +4

      @@MammalianCreature Or it would've been.

  • @steffy2
    @steffy2 3 роки тому +5862

    I love how everything about the whole thing just sounds like gay fanfiction. Gotta love dominating the homies (or getting dominated by the homies....I wont judge)

    • @depressedbatmann
      @depressedbatmann 3 роки тому +188

      That is exactly that

    • @coolestkidontheblock111
      @coolestkidontheblock111 3 роки тому +217

      @@artificialsugar8585 god I freaking hate the omegaverse

    • @spiderrgutts
      @spiderrgutts 3 роки тому +23

      LMAOOO

    • @Melonlonmonies
      @Melonlonmonies 3 роки тому +83

      or a inaccurate nature documentary lol.

    • @lula3258
      @lula3258 3 роки тому +187

      Lol, everytime I hear this shit it just takes me back to all the lesbian omegaverse fanfiction I used to read.

  • @VioletKitUWU
    @VioletKitUWU 11 місяців тому +1728

    These men would lose their minds if they saw omegaverse

    • @CalmClamFam
      @CalmClamFam 9 місяців тому +90

      Not the Omegaverse 😭😭

    • @darealquest
      @darealquest 8 місяців тому +26

      What does omegaverse mean im too scared to google it at this point

    • @VioletKitUWU
      @VioletKitUWU 8 місяців тому +50

      @@darealquest You don’t wanna know

    • @no1stinkysmoocher
      @no1stinkysmoocher 8 місяців тому +1

      its like. fanfiction of characters with alpha/beta/omega dynamics where the omegas can get pregnant if theyre men and idk i dont wanna explain but its just a smut trope@@darealquest

    • @LaplacesAngel612
      @LaplacesAngel612 8 місяців тому +87

      @@darealquestfan fiction genre, mostly nsfw

  • @mayajoy7248
    @mayajoy7248 3 роки тому +5231

    "I'm a sigma male" sounds an awful lot like "I'm weird, I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in and it don't WANNA fit in"

    • @youparejo
      @youparejo 3 роки тому +177

      I wear this hat all the time

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 3 роки тому +92

      i'm not like other males who believe in toxic masculinity

    • @savtheartist5423
      @savtheartist5423 3 роки тому +3

      Oh hell yeah

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 3 роки тому +100

      Fitting in is boring though. This "Alpha/Beta/Omega/Sigma" stuff is a waste of time and energy, wish all guys could just be ourselves and not try to mold our personalities around one of four arbitrary classes.

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 3 роки тому +3

      @@KPG113 sometimes i ask myself why am i

  • @sarahduval5170
    @sarahduval5170 3 роки тому +50615

    these guy will absolutely lose their minds when they learn there’s a whole greek alphabet

    • @imhere6986
      @imhere6986 3 роки тому +1245

      best comment yet

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 3 роки тому +6109

      Can't wait for the war between epsilon and gamma males 🤩

    • @imhere6986
      @imhere6986 3 роки тому +269

      @@queencleopatra007 lol

    • @leemullen433
      @leemullen433 3 роки тому +1955

      I feel I am more of a mu-male, especially after I hit the buffet! (Crowd boos)

    • @MangoPop
      @MangoPop 3 роки тому +177

      @@leemullen433 lmao xD

  • @Insteadofadarklord
    @Insteadofadarklord 3 роки тому +14924

    I feel like they’re just gonna keep adding male traits to the Greek alphabet. I’m actually a pi male, I’m round and gooey and infinite stuck on .14

    • @tori4770
      @tori4770 3 роки тому +1204

      the male no women can resist

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 3 роки тому +37

      Rel

    • @kassie2136
      @kassie2136 3 роки тому +617

      im actually attracted to phi-males and sometimes psi-males, it depends on my mood

    • @PHDL1295
      @PHDL1295 3 роки тому +479

      @@kassie2136 come on, u know theta-males are way better

    • @kassie2136
      @kassie2136 3 роки тому +289

      @@PHDL1295 nah those theta males aint my type

  • @floraflower7462
    @floraflower7462 11 місяців тому +608

    I personally identify as a Fe-male, meaning I'm the symbol for iron on the periodic table

    • @FlyingSpoon5213
      @FlyingSpoon5213 8 місяців тому +67

      as a girl, fe-males are definitely the most attractive type of males

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 8 місяців тому +51

      "Hey, bro. What kind of male are you?"
      "I AM IRON MAN!"
      "...what?"

    • @sejianimates1735
      @sejianimates1735 7 місяців тому +10

      Thank you Tony Stark

    • @zobookish
      @zobookish 6 місяців тому +3

      I was going to make this joke but I'm 4 months late??

    • @enderlp9666
      @enderlp9666 6 місяців тому +3

      That's so metal!

  • @tlingitsoldier
    @tlingitsoldier 3 роки тому +2428

    I love that he's acting like someone at Google defined what a sigma make is because it shows up when he searches Google. Apparently sigma males don't know how search engines work, at even a basic level.

    • @lollipopsie_5230
      @lollipopsie_5230 3 роки тому +103

      knowing how google works is a beta trait

    • @lollipopsie_5230
      @lollipopsie_5230 3 роки тому +26

      😎💪💪🔥🐺

    • @stardust27274
      @stardust27274 3 роки тому +11

      *sigma make*

    • @ToliG123
      @ToliG123 3 роки тому +9

      If you have to talk about being Sigma, you're definitely not sigma.

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +26

      @@ToliG123 i mean, if anyone believes in this alpha, beta, or sigma, or whatever the hell this is unironically, they're definitely not "sigma"

  • @abbewinter9249
    @abbewinter9249 3 роки тому +3379

    "Sigma males" sound like they're the dudes behind those Joker quotes/life advice Instagram accounts.

    • @trilsoweird17
      @trilsoweird17 3 роки тому +68

      Oh no... why is this probably true 😂

    • @AniJ-t5o
      @AniJ-t5o 3 роки тому +16

      True tho

    • @eggshapedisraelioperative6317
      @eggshapedisraelioperative6317 3 роки тому +29

      Anyone who takes “sigma males” seriously has succumbed to Poe’s law

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ 3 роки тому +42

      it's funny you say that cause ive seen a couple people in the comments of these sigma male videos talk about how the joker is the "original sigma male", which is very troubling to me

    • @roachezmo
      @roachezmo 3 роки тому +17

      We live in a society.

  • @rosesandsilver5604
    @rosesandsilver5604 2 роки тому +10304

    Ah yes, another lesson in “who let modern men discover Greek letters.”

    • @rosesandsilver5604
      @rosesandsilver5604 2 роки тому +193

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz
      Please tell me your account is satire

    • @rosesandsilver5604
      @rosesandsilver5604 2 роки тому +216

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz
      Oh my god you think you’re an alpha?

    • @rosesandsilver5604
      @rosesandsilver5604 2 роки тому +197

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz
      Ohhhh so you don’t know what satire is…gotcha…

    • @rosesandsilver5604
      @rosesandsilver5604 2 роки тому

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz
      Listen, your little alpha stuff isn’t real-if you wanna say you’re manipulative and hardly get bitches, if at all, you could just say that.

    • @rosesandsilver5604
      @rosesandsilver5604 2 роки тому +166

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz
      Not concerned with not knowing satire or the fact alphas aren’t real?

  • @LeBoxo
    @LeBoxo 10 місяців тому +67

    Why do people think Greek letters are a symbol of status :/

  • @keghan4824
    @keghan4824 3 роки тому +2011

    The only thing he said that I agree with is that acting like an “alpha male” will repel women

    • @peteratwood6691
      @peteratwood6691 3 роки тому +104

      Looking awfully submissive and breedable...😳😏

    • @theblondeone181
      @theblondeone181 3 роки тому +52

      @@peteratwood6691 My best friend won’t stop saying that and every time I hear it I get just a little bit closer to jumping off a cliff
      Edit: I mean, if it’s said ironically I find it cool and funny, but _no_ my friend takes that ish _seriously_

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 3 роки тому +36

      @@theblondeone181 Why are you friends with that?

    • @peteratwood6691
      @peteratwood6691 3 роки тому +16

      @@theblondeone181 You good? Is this friend an alpha or sigma or sumn 'cause I've only ever heard it be used ironically

    • @quentin9676
      @quentin9676 3 роки тому +54

      I never understood what even being one does.
      I'm not looking at a woman and thinking "time to make a score"
      No, when I'm looking at a woman I'm thinking "could they possibly defeat me in a Yu Gi Oh battle?"

  • @lace713
    @lace713 3 роки тому +37978

    So sigma males are just the boy version of “I’m not like other girls”?

  • @cranberrycranberryig678
    @cranberrycranberryig678 3 роки тому +3581

    the whole alpha and beta thing feels like two warrior cats obsessed 12 year olds arguing about their ocs

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 роки тому +200

      Seriously they really are. And sigmas are p much the "not like other girls" version of alphas. They need extra validation that they're reeeaaally special cause everyone else HAS to be lesser than them.

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 роки тому +121

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Sane people. You should meet a few. They might teach you a thing or two.

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 роки тому +81

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Lmao, bud, I'm literally in therapy, I have plenty advice to follow, and none of it is gonna be coming from you. But thanks for trying, I guess.

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 роки тому +60

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Well ain't that swell. Too bad no one asked for your advice, nor does my therapist think my sanity is to question. In fact, most of what my therapist recommends is me being able to acknowledge my own capabilities, so honestly, I'm following his advice in the fact that I think you're nutty af, while also finding humor in fucking with you because you both look and sound like an edgy middle schooler, which, funnily enough, in a way, is facing my traumas, so huh, guess you having the emotional maturity of a child helps someone, at least. Doesn't make your effect on the world a net positive though, which sucks. You should work on that.

    • @cranberrycranberryig678
      @cranberrycranberryig678 3 роки тому +74

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz and here we observe the hypocrite in its natural habitat, please don't argue here man :D

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox 28 днів тому +14

    I never realized how male-centric all these guys lives are. It sounds like they have just forgotten all about women at this point and are just flexing to each other at this point.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 18 годин тому

      Yeah I've even seen guys saying that the most important thing about their girlfriends is that they need to make their man look good to other men.

  • @Relevart9169
    @Relevart9169 3 роки тому +1913

    That guy: i don't care, thats why im sigma
    Also that guy: *cares about a man wearing a skirt*

    • @blindmo
      @blindmo 3 роки тому +33

      I speak for the Scottish community when I say sincerely f you it’s a kilt

    • @aquaticcallows6475
      @aquaticcallows6475 3 роки тому +74

      @@blindmo Dude, guys wear skirts too (not kilts)

    • @oats8854
      @oats8854 3 роки тому +92

      @@blindmo
      a kilt is a type of skirt. not only by looks, but by definition
      also that wasn't a kilt he was wearing? do you know what a kilt looks like bro?

    • @moderndemon84
      @moderndemon84 3 роки тому

      @@aquaticcallows6475 No,guys generally don’t wear skirts.

    • @themaleskeleton
      @themaleskeleton 3 роки тому +80

      @@moderndemon84 yes, they do, it’s just not normalised as much as women wearing them

  • @Liverator
    @Liverator 2 роки тому +9305

    I like how these 'alpha' males refer to women like they're pokemon.
    _"You want to take proficiency in tire-changing to get a chance at catching the ultra-rare Stranded Latino"_

    • @dfredankey
      @dfredankey 2 роки тому +2

      Instead of opening eyes and accepting L’s mfers will blame it on the most faulty logical shit! Like ahhh it must be .. MY HOROSCOPE! Aahhhh I WAS transition into my pre alpha 3 STATE!! Mf you just made bad choices because of emotions you had attached 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @yeetkunedo
      @yeetkunedo 2 роки тому +310

      @@dfredankey Yeah, your Alpha 2 state is much better, because Alpha 2 is a much more competitively viable Street Fighter game, all things considered. People need to understand this.

    • @whenyou-you.387
      @whenyou-you.387 2 роки тому +17

      LMAO

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 2 роки тому +130

      Shiny stranded Latino

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 2 роки тому +311

      _SPICY SEÑORITA_ I *CHOOSE* _YOU_

  • @kcat420
    @kcat420 3 роки тому +2335

    "Speak for yourself dude... I'm tryna get DOMINATED" most relatable thing danny's said yet

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 3 роки тому +26

      That's what she said

    • @daniel_gallardo808
      @daniel_gallardo808 3 роки тому +23

      The way he said it was perfect. 👌

    • @AaronYorkYT
      @AaronYorkYT 3 роки тому +61

      I request 1 domination this evening. Certified lover boy STAYS ON during domination

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 3 роки тому +13

      @@AaronYorkYT if you listen to clb you’re not having sex /lh

    • @schmeedorcocloa1986
      @schmeedorcocloa1986 3 роки тому +3

      Same 😔🤚

  • @brieffs
    @brieffs 10 місяців тому +108

    The part where you said "dominating your coworkers" and asking if people were really like that struck such a cord with me.
    I had recently started a new sales job (ended up being door-to-door without my knowledge but I went with it just to be polite) and the guy I was paired up with would NOT stop talking about how much of an Alpha he was. Seriously, when I laughed in his face (thought he was joking) he said "I don't claim Alpha just because, just look at me". He didn't stop there, as he explained his views that "women are born to be submissive", insulting my intelligence, trying to get me to rate pictures of his female friends 1-10, told me that if I were a Christian he would "steal me from [my] man, and harassed me with dozens of sexual comments and questions. For 6+ hours I was alone with this jerk in a part of town I did not know in the Texas heat with no water and no cell phone service.
    After the day was over I reported him to the boss, he was promptly fired, and the boss set up sensitivity training for the next day. I of course left because who the fuck wants to stay where that happens on their FIRST DAY?
    I never though people were actually like that. Ever. Just some fake internet crap to get unsuspecting men to be brainwashed into buying a course.
    Thery are out there and they will make themselves known. They are not afraid to harass you, intimidate you, and try make you feel small. Do not listen or tolerate their bullshit. Report them, make a scene, call them out.

    • @Hmmmnnhh
      @Hmmmnnhh 10 місяців тому +10

      Wtf, that must've been terrifying 😭

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 6 місяців тому +1

      Thank god.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 18 годин тому

      Thank god the boss wasn't just like "eh sounds like you're taking things personally, just a dude being a dude". Glad to hear the guy got the boot

  • @1randomdude4
    @1randomdude4 3 роки тому +5356

    I almost feel bad for these guys. Being a man seems like so much work for them. I think they would be a lot happier if they just gave up on trying to fit into all these different imaginary flavors of dudes.

    • @chrishaven1489
      @chrishaven1489 3 роки тому +431

      Oh, god. It's like astrology for men

    • @dabewe4118
      @dabewe4118 3 роки тому +21

      😂👍🏻

    • @jotjot2402
      @jotjot2402 3 роки тому +349

      Facts. Life was good before these guys started making pokemon types for men

    • @nanditaagrawal5288
      @nanditaagrawal5288 3 роки тому +125

      Flavours of dude 🤣🤣

    • @thestarstarla
      @thestarstarla 3 роки тому +53

      Lmao at “flavors”

  • @meljstephan
    @meljstephan 3 роки тому +944

    "I'm a Sigma." "I thought you were American."

  • @berkeleyisonline160
    @berkeleyisonline160 3 роки тому +3989

    once men like this started to view dating as a competition and a "game" instead of like, a genuine connection with another human being, that's when they failed as people

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 роки тому +327

      Dating? Didn't you hear? This is all about DOMINATING fellow men.

    • @prime_optimus
      @prime_optimus 3 роки тому +390

      @@seigeengine If they want to dominate other men then they should sign up for Grinder.

    • @GigaMan2077
      @GigaMan2077 3 роки тому +6

      Dating ? Are you talking about this app : tinder ?

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 роки тому +160

      @@GigaMan2077 No, we ALPHAS just run up and grope women on the street, and then they cling onto us for life, getting in the way of us DOMINATING other men. UGH.
      Okay, I'm done.

    • @GigaMan2077
      @GigaMan2077 3 роки тому +99

      @Jerome ThaAlphaKing u funny lol

  • @joeadm3771
    @joeadm3771 11 місяців тому +44

    I'm an Alpha-Beta Male, meaning that my personality is that of a chain of supermarkets in the Southwestern United States that existed between 1917 and 1995.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 6 місяців тому

      that's a thing? the super markets i mean.

  • @joegoaty4846
    @joegoaty4846 3 роки тому +3291

    Can’t believe you forgot the hilarious fact that the guy who wrote the book on alpha and beta wolves was also the same guy who debunked his own theories

    • @littlemau1360
      @littlemau1360 3 роки тому +501

      Yea and the poor man has to spend the rest of his career telling people he was wrong at first.

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 3 роки тому +541

      @@littlemau1360 a real man can admit his faults. while these greek letter males will just double down on their stupid believs

    • @Just_Like_Ever_After
      @Just_Like_Ever_After 3 роки тому +175

      The OG and only real Alpha male 😃✊

    • @henrypcikles1110
      @henrypcikles1110 3 роки тому +79

      @@MsDudette21 a real *alpha* man

    • @elokin300
      @elokin300 3 роки тому +133

      A true scientist.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +4661

    Dude he’s talking like he’s in a porn fanfic, “dominate the omegas”.

    • @iRradiantRayne
      @iRradiantRayne 3 роки тому +236

      I sure wish an alpha male would dominate me into submission 😳😳

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj 3 роки тому +254

      @@iRradiantRayne omegaverse

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 3 роки тому +61

      @@El-de6nj ✌️😩

    • @Cuties1st
      @Cuties1st 3 роки тому +55

      @@iRradiantRayne 😳📸

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 роки тому +321

      Every fucking time I hear people talk about this I instantly think of the omegaverse. They have no idea what they sound like.

  • @DanielPinheiroo
    @DanielPinheiroo 3 роки тому +12237

    i feel like a ligma male now

    • @aidankocherhans9861
      @aidankocherhans9861 3 роки тому +805

      What's ligma?

    • @gaberino1
      @gaberino1 3 роки тому +656

      @@aidankocherhans9861 this is so sad can we please enslave several starving children

    • @akecieyyz06
      @akecieyyz06 3 роки тому +287

      @@gaberino1 I’ll do that with you 🥰

    • @jonathananderson1401
      @jonathananderson1401 3 роки тому +425

      what's a male

    • @daredakonoyarou
      @daredakonoyarou 3 роки тому +535

      @@jonathananderson1401 male deez nuts lmao gottem

  • @uncheckable_vibe
    @uncheckable_vibe 3 місяці тому +19

    2:04 the idea of a stereotype that people base their entire personality around, being a myth that was debunked years ago is the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @asimomar7505
    @asimomar7505 3 роки тому +1714

    Literally everything they say just sounds sad and miserable and what's worse is that there are young men who actually buy this stuff because they feel insecure or unwanted

    • @davidfereira5354
      @davidfereira5354 3 роки тому +80

      Yeah. I used to believe that. The whole alpha male thing etc ain't true, they're just pseudo scientific terminology that makes their insecurities sound more true

    • @asimomar7505
      @asimomar7505 3 роки тому +56

      @@davidfereira5354 besides they will make u buy their products and also their "How to get women" books and videos, which is all just bullshit

    • @6298-u9c
      @6298-u9c 3 роки тому +33

      @@asimomar7505 they put women in the same category.
      - A women

    • @Rerizz
      @Rerizz 3 роки тому +30

      And then they make fun of astrological stuff a lot of women like.

    • @ejohnston2543
      @ejohnston2543 3 роки тому +3

      o'r if they're an incell

  • @cheyennebarton
    @cheyennebarton 3 роки тому +26181

    is this the omegaverse

    • @shitakemewmew
      @shitakemewmew 3 роки тому +732

      I guess so

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 роки тому +1920

      I can’t wait for that fanfic

    • @binah7744
      @binah7744 3 роки тому +1362

      Can’t wait for the omega verse lawsuit part 2

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 3 роки тому +860

      S L I C K
      K N O T S

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 3 роки тому +1509

      There's a lack of knotting in this video

  • @vahilus
    @vahilus 3 роки тому +1040

    when google is more of a person to him than women as a collective

    • @fawkesthedreg
      @fawkesthedreg 3 роки тому +11

      gosh

    • @corndogonasticc
      @corndogonasticc 3 роки тому +19

      "So like, what women do you have? I got a 4* blondie from the gacha machine a week ago"

    • @huh1327
      @huh1327 3 роки тому

      OMG HAHAHA

  • @Grubleafeater
    @Grubleafeater 6 місяців тому +17

    The best response to anyone calling themselves an alpha or sigma male is to say 'Isn't that that weird werewolf mpreg thing' and walk away.

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 роки тому +4168

    "The one guy no girl can resist" Hard no. If a guy believes in this alpha/beta/sigma stuff I'm running as far away from him as possible.

    • @gemkeys2087
      @gemkeys2087 3 роки тому +95

      same.

    • @heyd5056
      @heyd5056 3 роки тому +105

      🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 3 роки тому +177

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz so are you really just gonna comment on everyone's comment just to start a fight?

    • @DarkAquaVII
      @DarkAquaVII 3 роки тому +85

      I'm very late, as always and just finding about this 3rd addition to this group of males... but same here, I would be running away as far as possible too. Stay safe, ladies.

    • @hei_zart5690
      @hei_zart5690 3 роки тому +90

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz oh you're here too! Hi, I still think you're a creep

  • @felixjacob292
    @felixjacob292 3 роки тому +852

    I'm actually a Gamma male which means I'm usually pretty calm and collected, but when I get angry I turn into a big green monster AAARGH!

    • @lemonshark4961
      @lemonshark4961 3 роки тому +82

      And I'm a gamma female which means I put off crazy amounts of radiation and if you get too close to me, I'll give you cancer

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 3 роки тому +37

      Yo Gamma males SMASH

    • @c0mf0rtablel1ar
      @c0mf0rtablel1ar 3 роки тому +12

      I'm a pisces and the moon is making me mad. Waiting for mercury to return, or something like that.

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 3 роки тому +15

      I am bill gates

    • @patrickbutbored4993
      @patrickbutbored4993 3 роки тому +4

      @@anonthe-third2367 *translates* “I gamma evils SMASH” welp that was nice

  • @user-gw4fh3fy3w
    @user-gw4fh3fy3w 3 роки тому +1816

    This literally feels like a game we would play as children I can't believe adults buy into it

    • @khakis69
      @khakis69 3 роки тому +74

      Men with unresolved issues from childhood tend to come at their issues in childish ways..

    • @chemicalwonderland2492
      @chemicalwonderland2492 3 роки тому +27

      Most guys never mentally grow up

    • @RedRoomReno
      @RedRoomReno 3 роки тому +7

      @@chemicalwonderland2492 your name is literally you mama🤡

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 3 роки тому +23

      @@RedRoomReno doesn't mean they're wrong 🤡🤡

    • @Mrnumber
      @Mrnumber 3 роки тому +5

      @@paigemosher8697 ohh let me join in!🤡🤡🤡

  • @gwfun22
    @gwfun22 5 місяців тому +7

    when you play mermaids in the pool and the ice mermaid and fire mermaid are at an all out war.

  • @ordinaryextraordinary9484
    @ordinaryextraordinary9484 3 роки тому +11010

    This is unironically the gayest thing that a straight man can do
    Like
    “Ah yes, I’m good at *dominating* other men”

    • @meumnomen
      @meumnomen 3 роки тому +395

      Many a Freudian slip!

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому +1010

      these people would die if they read a single gay fanfic with A/B/O in it

    • @anaislopsided
      @anaislopsided 3 роки тому +150

      The gayest thing that *only* a straight man can do

    • @dontcare6863
      @dontcare6863 3 роки тому +181

      "gayest thing in the world is a group of straight boys"

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez 3 роки тому +342

      @@meumnomen one time my friend was writing notes on Sigmund Freud but he accidentally wrote Sigmund Fraud so we just kept calling Sigmund Freud sigma male fraud

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 3 роки тому +553

    So Sigma males:
    Don't care about society
    But also:
    Define themselves by the arbitrary values of society (dress=feminine/weak, masculinity=is the main thing a man should strive for, money and women=everything else a man should strive for
    Honestly it's surprising that such a mindset can survive past the age of like 16.

    • @BugBestieLily
      @BugBestieLily 3 роки тому +18

      It really is so sad seeing these men try and explain why they are better than everyone else while they really just make themselves look insecure and mean.

    • @BugBestieLily
      @BugBestieLily 3 роки тому +13

      @cooper Harper king energy 👑 💖💖

    • @TM-xs2ts
      @TM-xs2ts 3 роки тому +17

      @cooper Harper for them just the thought of being seen as FéMiNiNe or gAy is scary. They are so insecure that they live their lifes with that constant fear, so when they see a man/boy that is just being himself they feel the need to put him down because they are jelly. It's so annoying and sad. I feel kinda bad for em, sucks to suck. (Btw happy that you are living your best life without worrying bout stupid shit)

    • @TM-xs2ts
      @TM-xs2ts 2 роки тому

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz dude what are you talking about?

    • @TM-xs2ts
      @TM-xs2ts 2 роки тому

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz can't you explain what you mean in your comments?

  • @hhh1234h
    @hhh1234h 3 роки тому +1097

    For a group that’s doesn’t believe they’re in a hierarchy and says they don’t care about shit they sure do care a lot about this hierarchy stuff

    • @zoemochi
      @zoemochi 3 роки тому +17

      _correcto_

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap 3 роки тому +27

      Gotta hop on the latest trends my man, be in the bandwagon before you know where it's headed. Crypto is so last week, we sigma, ligma, sugma, fugma etc now.

    • @fernandocoelho9864
      @fernandocoelho9864 3 роки тому +24

      Its like motorbikers gangs who join because they have a problem with autority and inside the gang there a president who calls the shots lol

    • @susie6311
      @susie6311 3 роки тому +4

      Yea- supposedly they choose to be outside the hierarchy, so how could they equal or better than alphas when alphas are in the hierarchy

    • @kailieee
      @kailieee 3 роки тому +6

      Saiki k pfp saiki k pfp saiki k pfp

  • @SelfProclaimedGorl
    @SelfProclaimedGorl 8 місяців тому +87

    I’m actually a thing called a pseudo male where even though I have male biology, I’m actually a woman

  • @dashap4947
    @dashap4947 3 роки тому +30187

    TBH being a beta male is the coolest. You have all these cool colorful fins and breathe underwater.

    • @eatdetergent
      @eatdetergent 3 роки тому +1701

      glob glob

    • @dynamo-fire
      @dynamo-fire 3 роки тому +939

      Haha! Good one!
      (If you don't get it, go look up the Betta fish!)

    • @pumpkin6192
      @pumpkin6192 3 роки тому +54

      Time stamp?

    • @pimppastry7700
      @pimppastry7700 3 роки тому +975

      Being a beta is also cool because you get to eat your own kind for no reason, and not get reprimanded for it.

    • @fayfairytales8682
      @fayfairytales8682 3 роки тому +39

      Is this satire? Humans can't be categorized like this

  • @ellebish0p
    @ellebish0p 3 роки тому +1829

    he sure knows a whole lot about what women apparently want for someone who has clearly never interacted with one before in their life

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 роки тому +232

      Right? I'm watching and thinking "OK so a sigma is a dude with the ego of an "alpha" with the whiny misogyny of an incel?"

    • @erikzetterlund6997
      @erikzetterlund6997 3 роки тому +69

      @@bigbearkat2010 thats actually such a good description.

    • @clairetardif8610
      @clairetardif8610 3 роки тому

      @@erikzetterlund6997 hey you were just here

    • @nxthro634
      @nxthro634 3 роки тому +2

      Could you please even attempt to make an actual point other than just insults?

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 3 роки тому +1

      I wish I was God

  • @RenaissanceSloth
    @RenaissanceSloth 2 роки тому +9666

    "Astrology for men", never have I heard such a strong and enlightening statement perfectly describing this weird culture. Thank you.

  • @TheDemonicMushroom
    @TheDemonicMushroom 8 місяців тому +29

    Alpha? Sigma? Nah man I’m a Greg.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 Рік тому +1324

    I myself am an Abba male. I'm a dancing queen

  • @ashliedelacruz15
    @ashliedelacruz15 3 роки тому +628

    Do you think they like take buzzfeed “are you an alpha , beta, etc.?” quizzes to fuel their egos lmao

    • @mojonel
      @mojonel 3 роки тому +62

      Probably answer every question with what they think will get them the alpha answer, even if it doesnt apply to them

    • @silly_.rabbit2
      @silly_.rabbit2 3 роки тому +5

      @@mojonel or sigma answer

    • @WestonWoe
      @WestonWoe 3 роки тому +19

      i hope the only result is beta

    • @MayLina
      @MayLina 3 роки тому +6

      @@WestonWoe we have to make a quiz like this and make these "alfa" and "sigma" males cry cause crying is healthy

    • @nxthro634
      @nxthro634 3 роки тому +1

      @@MayLina They wont. They were tought that men shouldn't show any other emotion then those perceived as commonly attractive traits.

  • @booksandladders
    @booksandladders 3 роки тому +1713

    sorry but danny saying "speak for yourself dude, i just wanna be dominated" had me spitting out my coffee this morning

    • @jordanboone1892
      @jordanboone1892 3 роки тому +27

      Literally same, I was howling with laughter💀

    • @finnie3156
      @finnie3156 3 роки тому +26

      Howling?? ALPHAAAA

    • @tiflil1244
      @tiflil1244 3 роки тому +1

      Literally same.
      😂

    • @jordanboone1892
      @jordanboone1892 3 роки тому +23

      @@finnie3156 nah, I’m a beta. I’m the definition of submissive and breedable 🙄🤚

    • @royjackson5805
      @royjackson5805 3 роки тому +14

      @@jordanboone1892 naw you gotta be an omega like me to really be submissive and breedable and if you wanna learn how just try these three easy steps

  • @GoldTheWriter
    @GoldTheWriter 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm sure that guy you are showing around 12:30 is a real piece of work, but honestly was surprised and a bit happy to see him mention the "Half your age + 7" Rule when it comes to dating ages. A lot of people in this sphere ae really creepy about age differences and prefer to prey on younger people, so at the very least that guy is teaching people not to do that. Still not someone I would support, but I'm happy to see responsible age gaps being taught.

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 3 роки тому +1408

    “That’s kinda beta of you to let him dominate your mind like that” DANNY holy shit!

    • @juanrocollazo
      @juanrocollazo 3 роки тому +81

      Danny destroyed the alpha/beta mentality with one simple joke.

    • @maytasfr
      @maytasfr 3 роки тому +9

      @@juanrocollazo danny the superior male

    • @candyblingggggg
      @candyblingggggg 3 роки тому

      @@maytasfr wbk 🙄

    • @nishantpajni1750
      @nishantpajni1750 3 роки тому +1

      @@maytasfr the chad

  • @pulpogaraje
    @pulpogaraje 3 роки тому +2987

    Sigma sounds a lot like "Oh, my girlfriend goes to a different school"

  • @LaurenElizabethYT
    @LaurenElizabethYT 3 роки тому +982

    Fun story; I was talking to a guy from tinder for a while, but I’d picked up a few red flags; and besides that I also wasn’t feeling a connection. So instead of ghosting I politely said it wasn’t working out, I said it was largely due to distance, but was also honest in telling him that a few things he’d said made me uncomfortable. He then flipped out and went on for an hour-long tirade of insulting texts, including sending me screenshots of selfies from my tinder page, where he specifically pointed out all my flaws, or at least what he perceived to be flaws. I said to him “I feel like you’re the type of guy who calls himself an ‘alpha’ male” ... and he responded “I fucking AM an alpha male!” 🤣😅

    • @toxicsugarart2103
      @toxicsugarart2103 3 роки тому +88

      Bruh

    • @cornettino295
      @cornettino295 3 роки тому +45

      golden

    • @japanesesnack
      @japanesesnack 3 роки тому +121

      Guy named alpha swiped right my profile on tinder. I was curious if that's his real name because i know someone who named alpha. But no, his name isn't alpha but he thinks that he is an alpha male and then he sent me a text about what i can't do if i want to talk to him. That was not-so-good list so i blocked him.

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 3 роки тому +31

      That was in fact a fun story. Thank you for sharing

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 3 роки тому +107

      you really dodged a bullet 😬
      I was chatting with this guy on plenty of fish years ago and began to suspect that he was super conservative based on what he was saying. I'm not against that as long as they're thoughtful and not an asshole about it. Same with any ideology.
      So I asked if he was conservative and said something like "I'm more of a leftie myself, but my family is conservative so I'm cool with it; are you ok with my beliefs though?" and he flipped the fuck out. I thought I was being nice and non judgemental but he went off on me, started assuming things about me that aren't true. He called me an atheist even though I'm a Christian (and it says so on my profile), referenced me getting a worthless liberal arts degree (even though my degrees are in chemistry and lab tech), and assumed I was sleeping around and would end up "an old whore" (I was a virgin). I thought he seemed chill and like a decent guy but holy crap he was nuts.

  • @misery8264
    @misery8264 3 місяці тому +4

    This throws me back into my first year of school when I pretended to be a vampire because I thought it would make me popular. It did not.

  • @badassdanthepowerman6438
    @badassdanthepowerman6438 3 роки тому +1466

    This entire “Alpha vs Beta” thing is just sad, some people need to learn to value themselves without attempting to put other people down. Unfortunately they haven’t learnt that yet and at their age, they never gonna learn it ever.

    • @pink_sock
      @pink_sock 3 роки тому +9

      Don't encourage personal growth man.

    • @pink_sock
      @pink_sock 3 роки тому +7

      @Warp Drive lol

    • @winstonsmith312
      @winstonsmith312 3 роки тому +2

      Baydaaaaaaaaaaa alert!

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 роки тому +1

      it's fun

    • @badassdanthepowerman6438
      @badassdanthepowerman6438 3 роки тому +7

      @@ko-Daegu Wow, what a fantastic insight I never would have thought of that, thank you for commenting.

  • @jaebird3077
    @jaebird3077 3 роки тому +571

    It's like when one kid says "I have a gun and the bullets can hit you anywhere" then the other kids like "well my shield blocks everything for infinity" that's the sigma-alpha war

    • @redmay6207
      @redmay6207 3 роки тому +55

      wEll mY sHeiLd pEirCinG bUllEtS bReAk uR sHeiLd

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 3 роки тому +44

      @@redmay6207 WeLl I hAvE aNoThEr ShIeld ThAt ReFlEcTs aLl AtTaCks

    • @hampter460
      @hampter460 3 роки тому +21

      **dodges**

    • @cy5966
      @cy5966 3 роки тому +25

      **reflects your dodge with my sheild**

    • @mixedvibes9613
      @mixedvibes9613 3 роки тому +7

      *eats the bullets and powers up from it*

  • @evritings
    @evritings 3 роки тому +3389

    I like how when they talk about independent Sigma males when showing off lions and wolves, which are both pack animals.

    • @AnimeSigmundFreud
      @AnimeSigmundFreud 3 роки тому +110

      @Jerome Breezedale Where did your profile pic go?

    • @AnimeSigmundFreud
      @AnimeSigmundFreud 3 роки тому +117

      @Jerome Breezedale Didn't the other Jerome Breezedale have a profile pic...? Is that you or someone else? Anyway, here's some pasta! 🍝🍝🍝🍝

    • @AnimeSigmundFreud
      @AnimeSigmundFreud 3 роки тому +118

      @Jerome Breezedale I'm just a little worried that you might have locked yourself from your old account and had to make a new one, that's all! Also, don't worry! I never run out of pasta!

    • @AnimeSigmundFreud
      @AnimeSigmundFreud 3 роки тому +118

      @Jerome Breezedale I- you don't want my pasta? At all?

    • @AnimeSigmundFreud
      @AnimeSigmundFreud 3 роки тому +138

      @Jerome Breezedale Oh right! My vitamins! Thank you so much for reminding me! Wow...such a kind and caring friend! I'm so lucky to have you!

  • @WolfoYT123
    @WolfoYT123 4 місяці тому +7

    Sigma is 3 yrs old i didnt know weve been doomed since 2021😭😭😭

  • @RealImpostor
    @RealImpostor 3 роки тому +15632

    so basically these guys just invented being a sigma male to tell that they're better than everyone

    • @dipskiff
      @dipskiff 3 роки тому +205

      Yep, pretty much.

    • @MintRobin
      @MintRobin 3 роки тому +153

      Basically. In truth they know they're not "alpha male" but didn't want to accept they're "sub alpha".

    • @chikkireviews4534
      @chikkireviews4534 3 роки тому +20

      AYO HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @berriboi1903
      @berriboi1903 3 роки тому +9

      cause they milk comments

    • @TheDigimonGuy
      @TheDigimonGuy 3 роки тому +15

      Amogus

  • @rohanmorningstar7795
    @rohanmorningstar7795 3 роки тому +2261

    "no girl can resist" translates to "i know how to be so creepy yet so friendly and prey on women who are too shy to say no"

    • @disappointedmess209
      @disappointedmess209 3 роки тому +237

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz "alpha male" spotted in the wild.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 роки тому +3

      How do you get that power? I could really use it.

    • @sofastuffing
      @sofastuffing 3 роки тому +125

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz _you have a fucking joker quotes video in a public playlist_ 🤣🤣 im gonna fucking lose it

    • @gannonruby1119
      @gannonruby1119 3 роки тому +94

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz no man the joke is still on you sorry

    • @bleepbloop3264
      @bleepbloop3264 3 роки тому +85

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz crazy how “women love us” yet most of yall dudes that do this are SINGLE

  • @human_jellybean1821
    @human_jellybean1821 3 роки тому +6069

    “Lions conquer everything”
    Except hunting, you know, ‘cause lionesses do that.

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 3 роки тому +65

      Not really. Boy lions are actually more muscle-y then girls. They just send the girls out to do the work. Tigers are the opposite, the girls have more muscle, which makes sense: they're solitary animals, so mommy tigers can't rely on anyone else to protect their kids. Daddy tigers don't need the extra muscle, they only need to care for themselves

    • @Dasha__a
      @Dasha__a 3 роки тому +893

      @@louschwick7301 what

    • @eddieisverygay7937
      @eddieisverygay7937 3 роки тому +1247

      @@louschwick7301 you using these human terms on animals is so funny for no reason

    • @igobyross8045
      @igobyross8045 3 роки тому +985

      @@louschwick7301 so… you’re still saying the girl lions do the hunting. It’s not a “not really thing” since you still proved their point dude lol

    • @Miruluvs
      @Miruluvs 3 роки тому +356

      @@eddieisverygay7937 exactly what i thought while reading that lmao

  • @3personal5me8
    @3personal5me8 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm almost positive that Sigma males started as a sarcastic answer to the "Are you an Alpha or a Beta" question. Someone was listening to some other dude go off about how he is an alpha and he was talking to this guy at the bar last night and he was totally a beta and you could tell he was intimidated by his alpha energy blah blah blah and the other dude eventually was just like "You know what bro? I'm a Sigma. It means I don't give a fuck, just leave me alone".

  • @RaDenCo
    @RaDenCo 3 роки тому +4424

    There are two types of men:
    A: Men who call themselves Alphas or Sigmas
    B: Men who are not insecure about their own masculinity

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive 3 роки тому +68

      ok beta

    • @gavinly7568
      @gavinly7568 3 роки тому +244

      @@Cortesevasive lol

    • @Lakewithmultiplees
      @Lakewithmultiplees 3 роки тому +121

      @@Cortesevasive THE SIGMA GRINDSET

    • @brentpolk652
      @brentpolk652 3 роки тому +15

      What if your insecure so you think about yourself as a beta?

    • @wiggyshark
      @wiggyshark 3 роки тому +18

      As a male myself I'm insecure about everything.

  • @kwaliex
    @kwaliex 3 роки тому +829

    "Im trying to get dominated"
    -Danny Gonzalez

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 3 роки тому +34

      Well same tbh.

    • @TakiMomoify
      @TakiMomoify 3 роки тому +28

      Danny is an omega male confirmed

    • @JamesAnthonyHull1
      @JamesAnthonyHull1 3 роки тому +2

      @@doggytheanarchist7876 b

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 роки тому +5

      @@satellitecannon9463 Speak for yourself, I'm trying to get dominated by men and "ugly" (by society standards) chicks, lmao-

    • @thegrimjeepers
      @thegrimjeepers Рік тому

      Gladly

  • @beansbeansbeans576
    @beansbeansbeans576 3 роки тому +822

    “I’ve heard it described as astrology for men”
    Oh my god Danny you cracked the code

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 роки тому +1

      LMDAO

    • @dominicwalker1899
      @dominicwalker1899 3 роки тому +11

      100%
      Just another completely irrelevant form of tribal ranking for humans to battle it out.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 3 роки тому +12

      @@dominicwalker1899 It's sad when astrology is better than something...
      At least astrology is vague and generally tries to come up with good things about star signs instead of tearing down people.

    • @thewhiteboard3084
      @thewhiteboard3084 3 роки тому

      @@whoswallowing laughing my duck ass of

    • @Ok-jq2ib
      @Ok-jq2ib 3 роки тому +2

      @@YujiUedaFan actually not true, its being used to generalize people & people will literally not like you if ur a certain astrology sign

  • @Zminator1986
    @Zminator1986 7 місяців тому +18

    This whole Alpha and Sigma male stuff sounds like a horoscope.

    • @Gmann2021
      @Gmann2021 6 місяців тому

      It's horoscopes for 30 yr old men

  • @eli3998
    @eli3998 2 роки тому +9674

    The wolf theory was also disproven by the dude that originally wrote the theory, apparently the dude just mistaked the parent of a bunch of wolf pups for a leader of a wolf pack

    • @suzukiman2537
      @suzukiman2537 2 роки тому +237

      Crazy how humans aren't related to wolves but to apes who have a male hierarchy 😧

    • @greedthenyavaricious
      @greedthenyavaricious 2 роки тому +616

      Plus, the wolves were total strangers and in an artificial, closed area. No wonder they acted weirdly.

    • @kandikaine110
      @kandikaine110 2 роки тому +10

      @@suzukiman2537 just educating, there are some great apes that are matriarchal. Like bonobos. They are pretty funny tgough since they are very similar to chimps but keep smaller packs and are also very horny

    • @hollyhobgoblin8838
      @hollyhobgoblin8838 2 роки тому +1157

      @@suzukiman2537 Some apes are patriarchal but others like bonobos are matriarchal, and we share about the same amount of genetic similarities to bonobos as to other great apes. Although, trying to project other animals' behaviours onto our own human social lives is a complete logical fallacy and waste of time, regardless of which species we decide to latch on to.

    • @sytheebad
      @sytheebad 2 роки тому +264

      also, only females in wolf packs can be alphas and they typically take on a caring and nurturing role in the pack.

  • @vitonuma
    @vitonuma 3 роки тому +1686

    Danny: "Speak for yourself dude... I'm trying to get dominated"
    That one is going on the Danny out of context compilations

  • @perlagrecco
    @perlagrecco 3 роки тому +3517

    These guys should leave the omegaverse for the fanfictions.

  • @pratikhazari3701
    @pratikhazari3701 5 місяців тому +2

    A lady at work once told me "you're like an alpha without acting like an alpha." That stuck with me and it's helped me to continue being good at what I do without being a douchebag about it.

  • @cheesycheese60
    @cheesycheese60 3 роки тому +1500

    Isn't being a sigma means not caring why would he care if he's attractive

    • @noahmusialik5170
      @noahmusialik5170 3 роки тому +87

      I don’t even fucking know what are these new labels are nowadays

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 3 роки тому +64

      It's pretty funny that no-one who describes themselves with these labels is actually correct.

    • @TressonKaru
      @TressonKaru 3 роки тому +30

      Just googled sigma and apparently, it's a letter on the Greek alphabet. Also last I remember, that's also a megaman x villain.

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 3 роки тому +50

      @@noahmusialik5170 it's so funny bc these are the same guys that would be confused by any lgbt label/identity

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 роки тому +15

      I don’t care what others think of me. Here’s a label I invented that lets you know I don’t care what others think. Is it legible enough?

  • @c.smidgeon2847
    @c.smidgeon2847 3 роки тому +518

    two fun facts about the study that popularized the whole "alpha wolf" thing -
    1) it was specifically discussing wolves in captivity, so these people are essentially bragging about how self-righteous they would act if you locked them in a cage
    2) the research that later debunked it was done by the author of the original study lol

    • @mparker123
      @mparker123 3 роки тому +12

      That’s hilarious

    • @aishaaofthedays
      @aishaaofthedays 3 роки тому +6

      *squints* you watch hbomberguy? I recognize that quote

    • @c.smidgeon2847
      @c.smidgeon2847 3 роки тому +10

      @@aishaaofthedays shhhhh don't let on

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 3 роки тому +1

      How is the wolf hierarchy actually then? I wanna know more

    • @shiny_cookie9293
      @shiny_cookie9293 3 роки тому +5

      @@leoultimaupgraded9914 it’s based on seniority so the highest is the group is usually the parents

  • @constancesmith6362
    @constancesmith6362 3 роки тому +3715

    As a woman, I can confirm the whole "tough man without emotions and takes advantage of everyone" thing is pathetic. The true strength is accepting who you are instead of trying to put on airs.

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 3 роки тому +43

      Hard pass. Self-acceptance might make me think of the morality of my choices, I previously ignored during my quick irrational actions I take for the euphoria of not being bored
      Then I will have to think about my morality, and the contribution I make on the community around me. Probably go on an arch where I better my self and strive to fix the crazy broken society we live in with kindness
      I am way too lazy to do any of that, luckily my aromatic, anti-social, introverted ass. Doesn’t have to worry about the attention of women, men, and all others in between or outside genders
      I’m okay with just me, myself, and the screaming panicked voice in my head wondering if it has reached the end of my sanity from all the loneliness……….. oh and my adorable dog

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 роки тому +177

      @@luisf2793 I’m aromantic, asocial, and introverted too but I think all the other stuff is just a you problem

    • @heather_doestruecrime
      @heather_doestruecrime 3 роки тому +144

      I’m literally about to leave my boyfriend of 7 years because of this. It’s NOT something appealing.

    • @CsySnw
      @CsySnw 3 роки тому +123

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Mr. AlphaKIngz pls get a life and leave the comment section alone.

    • @Kairinokage
      @Kairinokage 3 роки тому +54

      @@heather_doestruecrime why did you stay with him for 7 years?😭

  • @spinningandspinningandspinning
    @spinningandspinningandspinning 27 днів тому +4

    as someone who regularly indulges in omegaverse content this hurts my bones to watch

  • @demfrodegroot7596
    @demfrodegroot7596 3 роки тому +2292

    So we have learned two things.
    1. Being a Sigma male is all about mentality and nothing physical matters for it.
    2. Being a Sigma male will make you physically more attractive.

  • @stratospherica
    @stratospherica 3 роки тому +1368

    for a guy who boasts about how he's part of some elusive group of men who don't require external validation, he sure does seem to talk a lot about getting external validation

    • @zoro8005
      @zoro8005 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Alexander-nc4vy
      @Alexander-nc4vy 3 роки тому +8

      That’s what I’m saying.

    • @kurubyy
      @kurubyy 3 роки тому +43

      @@Alexander-nc4vy this is what alexander’s saying

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 3 роки тому +21

      @@Alexander-nc4vy Thanks for sharing with the class, Alexander. It seems you already know a lot about this and already developed an informed opinion. And we haven't even started the introduction! Good job. 🌟

    • @Alexander-nc4vy
      @Alexander-nc4vy 3 роки тому +1

      @@hippieduck I think I was a bit to quick to assume. I apologize.

  • @Hunting109
    @Hunting109 3 роки тому +587

    "Speak for yourself dude, I'm trying to get dominated"
    One of the most relatable things I've ever heard you say

  • @jakubjuchum890
    @jakubjuchum890 10 місяців тому +32

    Why is there a surprise Zuckerberg at 16:32?