I bought a Lamborghini from a prostitute V2
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- Опубліковано 12 бер 2019
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Ed (IG: @edbolian) has told 100 car stories on the channel so in honor of the milestone, he decided to retell the one people seem to have enjoyed the most.
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VINwiki free the homie kimi
make a Kimi shirt
Ed I need a 4xl
it needs butt implants on the lower back of the shirt...in gold glitter of course
*@vinwiki YESSSSS!!!!!! we need a "FREE KIMMY" shirt. Or a "do you have butt implants?" shirt*
I'm actually interested in knowing how 50 inch hips fit in a gallardo. That's the real story here.
Lol
wow hi and lol
Very, very carefully no doubt
Clearly the cause of the glitter and exotic smells
Yeah man lol
It feels crazy to realize that I have already shared 100 stories on the channel. It has been an amazing journey and I can't thank everyone enough for being a part of it.
Thank you for all of the great content!
thank*
Looking forward to 100 more Mr. Bolian!
Keep it up, looking forward to the next 100
Keep them coming
"She was very fond of my large albino snake" God damn Ed
CollectPanda33 underrated comment
This would be such a different story if he hadn't added the picture of the snake
CollectPanda33 💀
Mans a freak
I was waiting for the Ad about the Snake Oil and Clear Car Protectant.
“You could say she had some after market parts” amazing
Car guy things 😂
Lmao that was the moment I had to hit the like button on this video
For a second there...
When he was describing the work needed done on the Gallardo...
I was hoping IT WAS the Gallardo.. and not work already done on Kimmy.
David Lay most car guy I’ve ever heard lmao
Well, turns out its just OEM parts creatively installed
“ I offered her $30,000 but kimmi was a very shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30,000”😂😂😂
epic😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved his delivery of that joke.
he said $32K
The Uber Successful no he didn’t
Lmao I died hearing that
That was the best beginning of a video ever!! 😂😂
I know right
Hell yeah 😂
Jared Frazee I can’t stop laughing
i lost my shit when rabbit came in "butt implants?"
Found kimmi. ua-cam.com/video/Q2PJ-sV7UW8/v-deo.html
Here ya go
“She is indisposed for another period of confinement for professional reasons for the next 10-20 years...”
A very delicate choice of words there...🤣👌🏼
@anonymous ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) Errrrm…
twitter.com/kimmi_stephens?lang=en
She has 14 years
@anonymous that’s def not the right kimmi 😂 ain’t no way she has 631k followers 😂
I expect a Kimmy video in 10-20 years
KC19 months*
@@G35370 shorty got charged for Aggravated Assault....its gonna be some years
@@netrioter She's a real sword swallower.
@@marvdatboi how did YOU find that out?
*kimmie
"Unfortunately, she is indisposed on another period of confinement for professional reasons for the next 10 -20 years" has to be the classiest way that anyone's had ever described a prison sentence.
That's a long ass prison sentence. Did she murder someone or something?
Probably helping move some weight
@@Benedocta long? no, wide
Tax evasion and prostitution will do that poor kimmie
Poor Kimmie. I really wonder exactly what it is she got charged with =(
In a parallel universe:
Kimi: Ed, do you have knee implants?
underrated comment
**cackling intensifies** 😂😂😂😂
Actually great bc he does!!!
noooooo, really?@@kingcrowns8801
LOLS
"my large albino snake" Jesus Christ Ed do you wanna stay monetized or not
That line has me cracking up. Paused to read the comments lol
That’s probably the best way to word it to stay monetized hahaha
i approve of this comment
Its not like he has a black mamba .... it is an albino anaconda
I can’t stop laughing at that
10:06 Doug would’ve asked if she had bumper to bumper warranty
Tot tota 🤣
yeah doug is that type of a guy 😂😂
I legit spit my water 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
No need to explain her quirks and features. 😂
Carmax woulda sold that..
But after the Rover debacle.. Im sure they were like... Oh fuck that!
A story worth re-telling!
I've just watched the superspeeders Dvd from 09, it's cool you're still doing the same shit 10 years later
Mr.spaghetti tells us that he likes this meet ball even if it's 50inch
Mr spaghetti with another meatball of truth for us
Is worth retelling twice
Today Mr Spaghetti tells us about a 50 inch meatball that he likes to lick
I love the doug demuro part😂😂....never thought doug would think of such
Hope doug comes to do a story
He’ll probably give her implants a Doug score 😂
Wonder what quirks and features he would find besides her implants.
@@zb6618 annnnd...drop the mic!
Doug is the type of guy ....
“Girl could take a break while hula-hooping” 😂💀
Car guys vs normal guys
Normal guys: She was T H I C C
Car guys: She had some "aftermarket parts"
😂😂😂
She had a wide body
Bolstered rear fender flares
Yea
She was a BRICK....
HOUSE.....
P.S
Who needs a Widebody Challenger... when ya could get a Widebody Kimmy for cheaper.
No Hellcat 700+hp... but "who really needs 700hp?"
She had a bumper on that ole wagon!
I’m honored to have asked the hardest hitting question 😂
So whens your story? And...... whens the next update geez, its been weeks - the guy from Aus with the Patreon suggestion on Insta.
Hi Rob
When are you gonna upload again???!?!
Sheesh better beat the hoonicorn next time
This story never gets old. Thanks for my cameo appearance!
I like how Ed keeps professional and respectful tone when talking about Kimi in this story. Impossible for me to not hit like.
What video were you watching. He is the most condescending a$$ on youtube I've had to sit though on a car channel ever. And the saddest thing is that the guy gets 900K subscribers from running dog wanna-be's who idolize this kind of smug opportunism, while at the same time they are out there throwing tomatoes at Trump for being "dishonest" and "unethical". Carpetbaggers. A society of carpetbaggers.
@@gdeangelkick what are you talking about
What fucking channel are u watching?
@@gdeangelkick ah we meet again, do you try to tie everything back to unrelated politics or what? Again nothing you say is founded in facts, its your emotional reaction. Stop being so emotional.
His Definitely Reading My Obituary!!
Kimi: It's my birthday!
Ed: "You're halfway to that outfit" but I don't think she knows what it means.... 😅 🤣😂
if you wouldnt mind describingas i kind of dont know what it means either :D
@@niwanagahide2235 Birthday suit is a term used to describe being naked, because generally that is how babies are born.
@@SuperBobKing oooooh,now i get it . Thx
@@SuperBobKing I was born with Gucci on. And i was only crying because my mom got Placenta on my track suit. >< DAMNIT MOM YOU RUINT MY GUCCI!
@@SuperBobKingwell she’s highly professed in that area
"...Kimmy was a shrewd negotiator, so we met right smack dab in the middle at $30,000..." Had me laughing so hard I almost slid out of my chair!! I'm dying over here!!
Is that honestly the first time you’ve heard that?
Kimi was certainly a SHREWDER negotiator then Ed! LOL
She was so happy to get that check she posted about it online.lol
@@jameswillard1 It wasn't the term "shrewd negotiator" that I found so funny and yes I have heard it before, as I've watched every video on this channel. What I found so funny is that Ed said Kimmy wanted $75,000 and he offered her $30,000. But Kimmy was a shrewd negotiator so they agreed to meet right in the middle at $30,000, which is not in the middle of $75,000 and is exactly the amount of Ed's original offer. It was Ed's negotiating prowess and his sarcasm about it that I found so funny. But, honestly James, having had to explain it has made it a lot less funny. : (
Bad Karma he used it many times before because he knows we love it. That’s why he asked if it was the first time you’ve heard it.
When can I order a VINwiki " Free Kimi " T-Shirt?
Brian Rose yes please
Please guys make this happen
Brian Rose 😂😂😂😂
Make it happen Ed!
I'm just now watching this... That intro is going down as one of the best in UA-cam history
"She particular was very fond of my large albino snake" I almost died here... LOL these chicks
VinWiki does a great job of making such a large community feel like a close, family. Keep up the great work!
"Being the shrewd negotiator that Kimmy was, we settled on 30k"....damn that cracked me up!
How did he only pay 30k?
@@obadaalomari1821 car max offered 10k i'm sure
@@obadaalomari1821 She couldn't afford to keep it cause of the repair bill so it made more sense to get rid of it quickly. That, plus Ed is a shrewd negotiator.
"She was particularly fond of my large albino snake." Is where I lost it 😂😂
Bruh I love how Ed can make butt surgery sound like a Harvard professors essay
Facts -- LOL!
I got to see Doug say butt implants. My life is better for it.
I want Doug to review the quirks and features of butt implants
RCR had one of Doug’s Ferraris and he swears a bunch in it
Check out Regular Car Reviews video with the POV Ferrari drive, if you want to hear Doug dropping a ton a F Bombs lmao
3:08 "You might say she might have some aftermarket parts" 😂😂😂
Omg thank you for so many likes
sounds like a widebody kit.
@@TheFiremonkeyman Yeah like a 911 Turbo😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😅😂🤣😅😅
do you have butt implants? No, i have an aftermarket rear bumper.
BA DUM PSHHHH
“I’ll give you 30k but kimmi was a shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at 30k” lmaooo the mind of a shrewd negotiator
I'm a recent VINWiki watcher myself and I have to say, Ed's storytelling is nothing short of total class every time. Amazing story, delivered with an insane amount of restraint and professionalism.
Daddy Doug confirmed for VINWiki!
But what will be the Doug score of the video?
100/100?
Meme Lord and Mista Wahb
@@jpb2541 5/5 for appearance
"Aftermarket parts" 😂 "girl could take a break while hoola hooping"
😂😂😂😂 Ed is hilarious 👌😂
This gentleman’s voice and speech patterns are what would happen if agent smith from the Matrix sold high end used cars. I do love the story and he uses inflection well.
And Ford would not give you a space for the FORD GT because of this? Wow.
LOL..." butt implants" is the best punchline question ever!
Only person I know that can tell the same story twice and have all of my interest through out the story.
I'm glad Ed took a career of a car salesman and not a politician lol
fahrenheit451 you might want to take a closer look at Tony Robbins .
Doug DeMuro laughing at his own joke that isn't even his own joke is the most Doug DeMuro thing since wearing 2 shirts
I didn’t think I wanted this video, but now I want more of Ed’s stories retold. Also, DOUG!
Mister Neal, you now have pretty much all of VINWIKI’s fans against you.
"she was particularly fond of pictures of my large albino snake..."
5 minutes of choking on my coffee later...
He is a fabulous story teller. He gets the pace exactly right. Enough detail but moves along as needed.
This guy is legit the only person ON EARTH who can make anything sound like a compliment..... The class in which he speaks and diction he uses, is so professional and smooth that you don't really get the severity of the bad things that he talks about.... This guy should read my eulogy 🙏🙏🔥🔥
I betcha Rob Pitts could get Kimmie a loan.
GRANDMA GONNA FINANCE
No question
Kimmy Mymilkshakebringstheboystotheyard damn how you managed to incorrectly spell the name of the individual you’re trying to portray befuddles me. 😂
Congrats on 100 sir ! Keep them rolling !😎
The legendary Rob Pitts has appeared.
I’m pretty sure Rob knows Kimmy.
I want Rob to sell her a hot rod after she's released from jail haha
Kimmy Mymilkshakebringstheboystotheyard OMG! Hey Kimmy!
Only Ed can tell such a tale with this caliber of eloquence and class. Well done, congratulations on your 💯.
A 'Turkey Baster and a Jack Hammer' Is my band's next song title! Thank You Ed! Boy, Would I give $100 to see a picture of Kimmy lol
You know that one friend we all have that tells the SAME story OVER AND OVER again until you die of boredom? Yeah, this isn't it.
When Doug said “Do you have butt implants?” It made me laugh.
"she was a shrewd negotiator so we met in the middle of $30K"
I actually died
10 - 20 years of confinement for professional reasons. LOL.
Brian Cox It was the BuTT implants. They destroyed many married man’s lives .. those Evil BuTTs 😂
This was a welcome notification. Thank you Ed for all 100 stories, I've been binging them for the past few weeks.
So glad you have enjoyed them. Thanks for watching!
@@EdBolian Absolutely! The videos I stumbled upon yesterday on VINwiki that really stuck home, were all the Mischief 3000 videos with Dustin and his Mazda MX6. That was my childhood! Being a 31 year old that was the golden age of me becoming a car nut.
The choice of words and discriptions are amazing.
This is one of the best car stories I have ever heard. Thank you for sharing! I cannot believe how interesting some people are.
Best story EVER!!!!!!!! I love the guy’s monotone voice and his ability to describe every detail, yet keep my attention. Salute to you my man!
When is Farah coming? Or better yet when are y'all going to do a podcast with him?
YES! Ed on TST
Roy_A That HAS TO HAPPEN!!!!
Roy_A - YES!! Get Ed on The Smoking Tire podcast!! Great idea!!
Lane no he didn’t!! Zack May be doing most of the OneTakes, but Matt is still doing the podcast and “special” cars.
I really appreciate how articulate he is! It’s fun listening to a well spoken man in the driver seat expressing how kimmys body is like a backroad
This is the best - Thank you for so eloquently sharing this story.
3:08 "After Market parts" you've got me rolling Ed! Lol
He Got that from rob
“She was particularly fond of my white albino snake” ed you absolute chad 😂
Ed I have to applaud you for the way you articulated the story (e.g., especially at the end). You are truly a scholar and gentleman through-and-through.
I can't for the life of me, figure why Ford would deny you a GT over this video ......... lol
Cause he was willing to take a very very suspect loan application to his finance manager. What does that say about his sense of ethics. As well as the fact that he was willing to profiteer on a busted prostitute. Sorry, but that's just one step worse, frankly, than the carpet baggers who showed up at the internment processing centers in WW2 to snap up Japanese American's lands and possession on the cheap. Yes, the car was an unknown quantity. But that wasn't what kept it from being marketable. It was the owners lack of capital and circumstances. And frankly the story about selling the key (which probably goes for 5x what he paid for it) to her for $100 on her birthday shows just how much of a dick head Ed. is. Kimmy was clearly broke. Not that $500 would have done her any more good than $100, but all the same, Ed's attitude sucks. Kimmy had no legal right to use that key, but she had all the right in the world to possess it as a memento of better days, etc. ... unless of course Mr. Used Car dealer had included in the contract that she would deliver the 2nd key within 30 days (which he probably did, or he wouldn't have kept harassing her over it... he would have just gone out and gotten 2 new keys and de-programmed the old keys!)
gdeangelkick are you stooopid?
@@tshirtandtieguy what's up with this guy ^ lmao
gdeangelkick None of that makes any sense. Not a single line, not a single phrase, not a single word. You are not fun at parties.
@@gdeangelkick This child just compared buying a suspect car that could have had between 15-50k+ in possible repairs... to one of the worst cases of discrimination and unjust fear mongering in US history... Unfortunately that most likely makes him a fellow American. Smh.
Blessed to be able to watch this glorious story twice. Ed told the story like It’s his first time telling it. Amazing.
Dear rest of the internet, you can go home for the day. You have lost this one.
U better have a run a black light on that car before making it a daily driver
ignorance is bliss.
"unfortunately she is indisposed on another period of confinement for professional reasons for the next 10-20 years so we can't that happen but shes a very fascinating girl and I wish her all the best" that was the best part of this whole video lol
I was hoping Doug demuro would review the quirks and features of Kimmy
RandoCrypto LOL
Right after telling is about his frickin blog
It’s on More Doug demuro 😅🤦♂️
Low in Practicality but middling Weekend scores.
Point out all of her, "quirks and features" .. Then take her for a test drive .. ,and give her a Doug Score ...
It's crazy to think I found this channel with around 5K subscribers and binged your whole library at the time. Now you're on track to reach 1 Million. Congrat's Ed!
Love these car stories, you’re a good storyteller. Keep up the good content.
I love this channel. My wife even likes it. Haha. Great stories! I've listened to almost every video twice. After driving from Augusta to nc every week. These videos kept me going.
Ed, congratulations on 100 stories!! You deserve it!! I watched version one and version 2 of the story, and I felt like it was a brand new story...the mark of a great storyteller!! I would love to hear side as well!!
This story was the first one that I ever watched from VINWiki. Best video choice I ever made!
Same goes. It showed up in my scroll from soundman. A different Doug from California.
Ed you are the most consummate professional I have ever encountered... such panache and grace in the words you choose to use... good on ya mate.
Thanks for such a eloquent explanation of that awesome story Ed 😆👍🏻
"The girl could take a break hula hooping" Rolling 😂🤣
“Aftermarket parts”, “the girl can take a break while hula hooping” 😂😂😂
The way you tell these stories is amazing! You can tell you worked selling exotic cars!
Man, I can listen to you talk all day. You have an Interesting presence on screen. Love ya work and great story.
I figured out WHY Ed's and Vinwiki stories resonate so well, Interesting Stories, Interesting Story tellers and great delivery. Love your work!
Let’s hope there’s 100 more stories they are all great 👍
Thanks for taking the time to share them
Love ur story with exotic cars !! Keep up!! Love ur open mindedness with people! Looking forward to the next volg !
That is by FAR the best one of these stories I've seen!
Awesome 100 story accomplishment! I think I have binge watched 50 of them! Keep at it Ed, you got me as a new sub, 1mil should be right around the corner!
Ed is by far the best person for coming up with the most descriptive and cordial terms in place of a simple word.
Ed- you are seriously one of the best story tellers, perhaps ever.
It got even better the second time you told it! We played the video on speakers at my office. Everyone was cracking up!
I couldn't help but to laugh when he said large albino snake lol
😄🔥🔥🔥🔥👏 One of the best stories ‼ 🤘 How awesome you'd rounded all the fellas up too👍👌✊✌
Just found this channel, great fun.... Thanks for bringing it to us.....
Congratulations on the success of the channel
LMAO!!! you have such a great way of articulating words Ed...cracks me up brother!
Ed is awesome, been here since 7k subs, love these stories. Vinwiki will be at a million+ subs soon enough!
Probably the one of the best stories I've ever heard in my entire life I wonder if Ed got something else in return for that hundred dollars LOL
I've been watching WINwiki videos on and off the past couple months. This one earned you a subscriber. Ed, you sir are hilarious
I love it! Way better story with a lot more details. You can't make this stuff up😂🤣👍 thanks Ed!
Been a great channel so far. Happy for you guys
Best opening ever. So cool to see the car community on UA-cam coming together
Quite possible the funniest vinwiki story to ever be told. This made my day😂😂😂