25:50 Imagine being at an internet cafe and the power suddenly goes out, so you leave and don't pay because of it, then when you're a full block away, you turn around and just see the shopkeeper charging at you full sprint wielding a baseball bat
To be fair, while the customers ask for time, that's not what you get paid based on. You get paid based on the actual amount of time they spend. If they get interrupted early, that's all you get paid for.
I love how there are simulator games where you can barely do the thing trying to be simulated, but there are also simulator games that aside from the main subject, have a wife that the player can have a child with, a random club in the city and fucking kamikaze terrorist attacks.
@@bonkman6463 They're definitely the sort of devs that make a bunch of these sorts of games one after another. The dev behind this game releases a new simulator game about once a year on average. They aren't all the same devs though.
Mark for electricity to not shut down you have to pay to the guy that walks weird on the streets with the yellow quest ! sign on top of his head he will fix the cables of electricity so that it won't shut down ever again
The amount of emotional investment he puts into them is so much fun to watch. I think Drug Dealer Simulator is still my favorite, especially with Lixian's editing! 😂
God please more of these. I laughed too hard at everything. Especially when mark was so calm, complimenting his customers and cleaning then the fucking tragic accident happened in the background. On top of everything, the fucking electricity went out. I could not stop laughing.
i find it funny that these "simulator games" put you in the weirdest and/or sketchiest places that either makes no sense or fail to simulate aspects of what it's supposed to simulate which i would imagine being minus the legal paperwork, like permits and licensing.
@@notasandwich2080 I fell asleep watching this video earlier and had to of accidentally typed those comments😭😂 maybe my dream self had something they wanted to do🤷♀️
After reading the title, I searched Mark’s channel, in a panic, thinking that I missed the first installment of Internet Cafe Simulator, only to realize this was not a sequel
Im pretty sure this is actually a sequel.. I think the original game was part of a three random games video. Ill see if I can find the original Edit: since the original internet simulator game was released in 2019, I figured I'd check the awesome games list until the videos show posted 7 years ago. I found nothing :( either Mark played this game and it's lost to the wind, or I got confused with game grumps playing it. Memory can be a fickle thing
So i think that the reason the café got bombed is because at the beginning, Mark had "saboteur" selected at the start up options. 🤔 Will be looking forward to MOAR no matter what he puts out!
I think he was moreso shocked that the wife got pregnant instantly with absolutely nothing, not even so much as a timesweep, happening. Just instant. If that was how babies were made, the world population would be less than 50 😂
I tend to get bored by most simulator games, but this is a truly wholesome thing. It's even more realistic and makes more sense than real life: Engage your wife click a button that says "make child" then next day he's 3 years old, all while beating customers that don't pay with a baseball bat, also having a guy riding a camel like an F1 car deliver your computer parts. Love the memes scattered throughout too... fun to wonder which ones Mark actually didn't get or politely pretended not to.
I love the simulator game phases! Please continue this one. For even just a couple videos. The streamer life sim and the drug seeler sim it looked like you had so much fun even with the jank. It's so fun to watch
Its the old-school internet meme known as the pdf bear. I remember it too well growing up in the 2000s. And no, not ".pdf" as in the actual file extension.
@@user-rp6do9fk1u The Arabic written on the signs of the random stores is just the names of the stores or what they sell, e.g., at 3:32 the sign says "vegetables and fruits"
I would honestly love for a part 2 to be made, i loved these types of games and this one especially had a nice twist to the normal idea of this catogory of sims.
Dude Mark playing game sequels to some of my old favorites makes me so incredibly happy, it helps a lot since I’m sick right now I actually have something to do.
This game is as odd as it is fascinating I get slight vibes of "cheap" but a lot of entertaining vibes at the same time. Its hard to describe why this is so fun to watch
haven't laughed this hard in awhile omfg that "and you're walking??" as the baby stood up and the explosion in the end caught me so off guard and then electricity went right after lmfao i beg of you to please play this again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lixian must now create Late Night Mop 2: The Moppening, where you must clean an entire mansion, inside of which is a portal to Hell, which you also proceed to clean as you learn to evade monsters who want to use your blood to make the floor dirty again.
As an arab & an Egyptian i love this 😂 Also in that second 35:59 i thought to myself "what is shrump trek doing here" I SWEAR I SAID THAT BY ACCIDENT but that was so funny to me 😭😂😂
Ngl watching Mark experience the life of a internet cafe owner's midlife crisis was an emotional rollercoaster. He got up one day, started a new local business, had a child suddenly of dubious origin, and his own clientele either dine'n run or openly watch PR0N in Mark's establishment! >_
@snackie1359 lexian made a horror game about cleaning apartments with a similar mechanic really recommend the video it's really funny mark almost died irl too
When I saw the word simulator, I thought it was another round of supermarket. Simulator was very excited! I’ll be excited for this, but I hope he does another supermarket simulator that was fun
I love the ridiculous hilarity that this cafe simulator game is. I watched Grame Grumps try this game a while ago and it was absolutely hilarious. Cannot wait to see Mark experience the absolute chaos that this game is!
i started playing this after watching u cuz it looked like a fun head-empty game to play. I think youd have more just disabling the stats function, i just find them to be unbeneficial to any challeneg to game has, the sabatuer is fun enough. id love a part 2 if you ever want to make one.
11:52 if your wondering what guy he means, valve head from screamTV if you were watching it like 22 years ago (when i seen it) in-between movies or during commercial's you would see him as long as a bunch of like creepy cutscenes and it would go "your watching scream tv, *evil laughter*" , as it was a horror movie channel
I absolutely love that he's back in his simulator phase. Really hoping he goes back to Subnautica SubZero since it's CONPLETELY different from when he last played.
that was a suicide bomber, the computer wasn't turned on and its not a mechanic in the game, bombers are a mechanic in the game, you can buy a guard to prevent them from bombing your cafe
When a man decides to work hard for his duty of taking attention to his internet cafe is when man finally decides to be what they truly want to be in this world
25:50 Imagine being at an internet cafe and the power suddenly goes out, so you leave and don't pay because of it, then when you're a full block away, you turn around and just see the shopkeeper charging at you full sprint wielding a baseball bat
Its good business
😂
To be fair, while the customers ask for time, that's not what you get paid based on. You get paid based on the actual amount of time they spend. If they get interrupted early, that's all you get paid for.
Is it Two Toes Jonney?
wouldn't be the first time for me
One thing I love about these simulator games is that some things are so unnecessarily intricate, and others are so scuffed and underdeveloped
I mean this is the sequel to the first game so the devs know what they were doing
@@Happy_doggo ... Possibly.
This type of game clearly isnt taking itself seriously.
So it's technically immersive at two different ends of the spectrum
Yupp, I love it so much tbh
"tomorrow is going to be better"
Tomorrow immediately starts with a pc on fire lmao
I love how there are simulator games where you can barely do the thing trying to be simulated, but there are also simulator games that aside from the main subject, have a wife that the player can have a child with, a random club in the city and fucking kamikaze terrorist attacks.
as one might suspect, if you send your wife to work, you can find her in that club.
Right? It even has a quest system with the beggar and hobo
What do you mean? The wife, the child and the terrorist attacks are all essential for an Internet Cafe
because most of them seem to be made by the same devs
@@bonkman6463 They're definitely the sort of devs that make a bunch of these sorts of games one after another. The dev behind this game releases a new simulator game about once a year on average.
They aren't all the same devs though.
Mark for electricity to not shut down you have to pay to the guy that walks weird on the streets with the yellow quest ! sign on top of his head he will fix the cables of electricity so that it won't shut down ever again
i hope people like this comment so he sees it lol
Replying to bump your comment, hope he sees this :)
It's weird how the electrician is always drunk.
That makes sense. I was wondering who those persons with the ! sign were.
I hope you realize mark has a habit to never play the same game again after one video
"Make Child" being the first thing you encounter was a wild choice
The send job wasn't any better 😅
And then the hookah sitting in the table was the cherry on top
Mark clearly had SOMETHING on his mind 😂
Well, fatherhood is a wonderful thing.
@@FranciumBoron True. Not a bad thing to wanna make a child lol
Mark punched a lady in the back for 3 dollars and 40 cents. What a businessman !!!
Ay yo, he’s a real Made Man, capisce?
Can't believe he got paid for that, I've been doing it for free!
Mark didnt choose the thug life, The thug life chose him 😅
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron beat up a guy for 2 dollars and 36 cents
Mark needs to up his game
@@haydodoeshaydo That's the equivalent of 400 dollars to adults. Mark wins
You know a UA-cam channel is successful when the viewers love the editor just as much as the creator.
Markiplier is back in his simulator phase
something bout mark playing simulator are so cozy to watch
Hell yeah
Lmao
@@nyetnyetsu they always cheer me up
@@ECHOGEKO*LMFAO not LMAO if your going to laugh do it right😊
40:09
> Runs in.
> Searches Mark.
> Refuses to elaborate.
> Leaves.
Sigma cop
What the sigma
Average cop behavior.
@@ClownHoundIItuff
@@RunnyBottom oh my gyatt
Bro went from killing a princess, fighting ponies to a internet Cafe
miles morales mentioned
What game was he killing a princess and fighting ponies?
@@bloodykills7509
1st : slay the princess (1-4)
2nd : the pony factory
dont forget the supermarket and fighting cannibals
Fr 😭🙏
There's gotta be a 2 hour long part 2 to this man
*turns back, explosion happens, so much carnage* “when did I have a lamp?”
I was dumbstruck lol
Did he mop the computer on the floor?
What exploded was the saboteurs. The guy in the blue suit Auth an X on its face @@archae10
@@archae10 Sometimes those guys in the blue suit just straight up run inside and bomb your cafe
He Turned on the Sabotage setting.
Mark: *presses “Make Child”*
Also Mark: PREGNANT!!!???
i was looking for this comment THANK YOU 😭🙏
I don’t know what else he expected honestly 😂
Basic male logic
Timestamp - 15:54
Mark: *idly stands by as customer browses “adult websites”* “their money is as good as any!”
Also Mark: “WHOA NOW THATS A LOT OF VIRUSES”
Mark’s recent uploads have been giving the 2021 simulation era of his channel and I am here for it
The amount of emotional investment he puts into them is so much fun to watch. I think Drug Dealer Simulator is still my favorite, especially with Lixian's editing! 😂
Stop the brain rot “it’s giving…” bs
Man i am good at simullators games challenge me to this game and you will cry😈
I've been binging his simulator videos for a week now. I'm here for it
@@Skelleytronbro it’s not brianrot… the gen alpha stuff is. Gen Z and the millennials need to put aside our differences
God please more of these. I laughed too hard at everything. Especially when mark was so calm, complimenting his customers and cleaning then the fucking tragic accident happened in the background. On top of everything, the fucking electricity went out. I could not stop laughing.
i find it funny that these "simulator games" put you in the weirdest and/or sketchiest places that either makes no sense or fail to simulate aspects of what it's supposed to simulate which i would imagine being minus the legal paperwork, like permits and licensing.
Hey I was just in Delhi and uh, this isn't that unrealistic. The location, the power outages, the running out to beat theives, saw it all
@@servnava6601 Even the middle eastern architecture?
I love it
@@trexindominus8119 In middle east, internet cafés are super common. So its hitting all the marks
look guys
I am from Egypt
and this is not true
Mark coming up with the coolest of names, "Mark's Mumbs" "Mambo N°6" and decides to go for "RAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Giving true Markiplier energy
I’m
@@mackennarocker3230 did you ever end up finally
@@notasandwich2080 I fell asleep watching this video earlier and had to of accidentally typed those comments😭😂 maybe my dream self had something they wanted to do🤷♀️
39:33 an explosion was the last thing I expected in this video im crying
It's the first thing I was expecting cause I know this game and I saw he left it enabled
I love how he clicks a button and immediately it just says Pregnant and he starts questioning everything.
11:43 I cant believe they got him... they got Mr. Valve himself to be in the game.
real
best collab of all time
beware of him turning around
So THAT'S why he couldn't update tf2, he didn't have a God darn computer
i dont know what it is about this game but its so satisfying to watch. i would actually love to see more parts of this
After reading the title, I searched Mark’s channel, in a panic, thinking that I missed the first installment of Internet Cafe Simulator, only to realize this was not a sequel
Thank you for the confirmation so I don’t have to go dig for something not there 🙏
Same, except I only searched recent uploads before hoping there'd be a link in the video
Or after the intro where he said he prolly played the first one there was a text prompt saying he didnt
Im pretty sure this is actually a sequel.. I think the original game was part of a three random games video. Ill see if I can find the original
Edit: since the original internet simulator game was released in 2019, I figured I'd check the awesome games list until the videos show posted 7 years ago. I found nothing :( either Mark played this game and it's lost to the wind, or I got confused with game grumps playing it. Memory can be a fickle thing
@@stellap7535yeah! You’re definitely right, I remember him playing this before.
PLLLEEEEEAAAASE let there be a part two lol. Also the shop just randomly blowing up had me cracking up 😂
35:41
*POWER OUTAGE*
“im 👿 gonna 👿 beat 👿 the 👿 shit 👿 out 👿 of 👿 you 👿”
*sees they are paying customers*
“OH! Nevermind! 😊🌸”
*Turns off family*
*Family dissipates into the void*
You're a wise person. Real.
Fanfiction
The green Trump that walks past under Marks cam at 6:27 xD
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT
I thought I was the only one lmaoo
Trump on his way to being based
Yeah I saw that too omg
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
6:26 There's literally Donald Trump walking on the right side of the screen 😂😂😭
lmao this is the comment I was looking for
alien trump
So i think that the reason the café got bombed is because at the beginning, Mark had "saboteur" selected at the start up options. 🤔 Will be looking forward to MOAR no matter what he puts out!
Oh man I forgot about that! I thought the suspiciously cheap computer tower he bought turned out to be a disguised bomb or something
@@elsie8757 No, it was the bright blue guy on the floor with a bomb strapped to his chest.
I know, easy to miss.
love ur energy dude but the moar is sending me
@@seigeenginehow did he get there? he must’ve ran in while mark was turned around?
19:12 Mark wasn't messing around, you better pay him up in his Cafe or else you're getting a Beating.
I love the devious giggle when he flips someone off
40:30 want it we need it you should do it
Mark being shocked he was gonna have a child after pressing the button to have a child is such a mood tbh
I think he was moreso shocked that the wife got pregnant instantly with absolutely nothing, not even so much as a timesweep, happening. Just instant. If that was how babies were made, the world population would be less than 50 😂
Goodbye Wwhyyyyfe... Starts flipping off the elevator door.
It happens after the five year or the five birth.
Why don't I get this many likes on my videos?!?
I tend to get bored by most simulator games, but this is a truly wholesome thing. It's even more realistic and makes more sense than real life: Engage your wife click a button that says "make child" then next day he's 3 years old, all while beating customers that don't pay with a baseball bat, also having a guy riding a camel like an F1 car deliver your computer parts. Love the memes scattered throughout too... fun to wonder which ones Mark actually didn't get or politely pretended not to.
I love the simulator game phases! Please continue this one. For even just a couple videos. The streamer life sim and the drug seeler sim it looked like you had so much fun even with the jank. It's so fun to watch
Its funny seeing someone somewhat normally play games like these. Im used to watching Josh from Lets Game it Out play things like a maniac
I love how weirdly detailed and complex this dev makes their games
37:41 I like how his mood changes so quickly when the guy walks away.
34:31 Customer saw the bat and said “okay I’m gonna pay” 😂😂
32:38 "Is that a teddy bear?" Yeeeeeah. Just an innocent teddy bear.
Can no one see my comments???
Why does everyone else have hundreds of likes and comments but mine have none???
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed that because wow is that an old fucking reference lmao
I was hoping someone else saw it
Not a brisket reference? :(
Its the old-school internet meme known as the pdf bear. I remember it too well growing up in the 2000s. And no, not ".pdf" as in the actual file extension.
The arabic in this game caught me so off guard lmao 😭 especially the house design at the beginning
What's written?
@@user-rp6do9fk1u fruit stores, barber shops, and other companies that seem to be based on actual businesses but I don't know for which exactly.
@@user-rp6do9fk1u The Arabic written on the signs of the random stores is just the names of the stores or what they sell, e.g., at 3:32 the sign says "vegetables and fruits"
Morrocan design
Morrocan design
I would honestly love for a part 2 to be made, i loved these types of games and this one especially had a nice twist to the normal idea of this catogory of sims.
The child later: dad, how was i born?
Mark: i accidentally pressed one
mark: i'm gonna call it free wifi
mark: no thats stupid
also mark: RAAAAHHHHHHH!!
LMFAOOOOO
His 6th sense is just too powerful. He knew how the video was gonna end before even playing the game
" you're gonna know why it's called raaaah " is such a hard line lol😂
and then gets knocked out. 🤣
Dude Mark playing game sequels to some of my old favorites makes me so incredibly happy, it helps a lot since I’m sick right now I actually have something to do.
Oh i hope you get better man 😊
Feel better ❤️🩹
Same, sick here too
also sick, hope u feel better soon !!
feel better , silly !
i’m begging please make this a series, this was literally the funniest thing ever
0:44
I think we just got a glimpse into how Mr. President comes up with the names he uses in games from time to time.
What an honour.
This game is as odd as it is fascinating
I get slight vibes of "cheap" but a lot of entertaining vibes at the same time. Its hard to describe why this is so fun to watch
"cheap" is because of unity assests
Mark struggling so much over naming his restaurant for a game he’ll play once is so real
"Restaurant" 😭😭😭
Not that kind of cafe haha
Bot?
@@Oddi0 Not with that attitude!
@@Happy_doggoHey shut up Mark sold several knuckle sandwiches alright
37:50 LOL WANNA KNOW WHY ITS CALLED RAAAAH!!!!
haven't laughed this hard in awhile omfg that "and you're walking??" as the baby stood up and the explosion in the end caught me so off guard and then electricity went right after lmfao i beg of you to please play this again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
39:34 Having bathed in the glory of the great Markiplier, they simply decided to combust
Lixian must now create Late Night Mop 2: The Moppening, where you must clean an entire mansion, inside of which is a portal to Hell, which you also proceed to clean as you learn to evade monsters who want to use your blood to make the floor dirty again.
lol 23:00 Mark when his child does something amazing, I love these simulator games, hope he continues rhem
WE NEED A FULL SERIES OF GROCERY STORE SIM MARKKKKKKKKK
As an arab & an Egyptian i love this 😂
Also in that second 35:59 i thought to myself "what is shrump trek doing here" I SWEAR I SAID THAT BY ACCIDENT but that was so funny to me 😭😂😂
Shrump trek 😭💀
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro ye idk i thought of it by accident 💀
Dh anhy balad? El phone numbers msh msry 😂
@@loullarr4437i think its morroco lol
@@loullarr4437 wallahi ma3rafsh 😂
it’s 3:57am here and i’m just enjoying watching mark’s simulator games
Are you near china?
Ngl watching Mark experience the life of a internet cafe owner's midlife crisis was an emotional rollercoaster. He got up one day, started a new local business, had a child suddenly of dubious origin, and his own clientele either dine'n run or openly watch PR0N in Mark's establishment! >_
23:12
Pov: the face of a man contemplating if he needs to "buy milk" or not
The Valve guy coming in and not being on “Steem” is too much-
I love how Lixian is basically just a character in Mark's videos now.
"Always has been"
Its kinda been that way for years 🤩
@@Happy_doggo💀🤝i was right about to comment that
What's the context for the "stole your mechanic" part in the beginning? I've been out of the loop 😅
@snackie1359 lexian made a horror game about cleaning apartments with a similar mechanic really recommend the video it's really funny mark almost died irl too
I need more of this series, I love when funny random stuff happens and nobody expects it. Plus I find it funny this kind of game is so in depth
22:44 best jump scare of the year - "Oh god! We......wu-uh. Duh. Weh. Whe?"
Pls continue lol Mark hunting the non paying customers down with a baseball bat had me ROLLING 😂
Mark: *buys food puts it into the fridge*
Also Mark: “I need food”
The fridge food is for your wife only.
3:45 “ aw man the electricity is off.”
I dont know why i laughed so hard hahahaha thats the least of your worries 😂
The state of the shop- and the electricity is the only problem mark cared about.
When I saw the word simulator, I thought it was another round of supermarket. Simulator was very excited!
I’ll be excited for this, but I hope he does another supermarket simulator that was fun
This needs to become a series.
Literally was just binge watching Mark’s old simulator videos and now here he is in a new simulator era.
38:57 his voice tho😳
Donald trump at 6:28: “ if i act normal, nobody will notice m- “
Me: *screaming at the tv* WAS THAT DONALD?!!
Me: *thinking about how someone out there is not only watching Markiplier on their television but also commenting, on their television*
Checking comments to see who else noticed too 6:28 💀😭
Hahaha I ran to the comments to see if someone comments it
I sprinted to the comments to see if anyone else saw that
my main thought after that was why is he green 😂
I love the ridiculous hilarity that this cafe simulator game is. I watched Grame Grumps try this game a while ago and it was absolutely hilarious. Cannot wait to see Mark experience the absolute chaos that this game is!
“alright whatever” is embedded in my vocabulary for eternity.
Honestly I am loving Mark playing these simulator games. It suits him so well😂
I hope mark continue this series, its funny and chaos at the same time😂😂
I would actually like for this to continue, as well as supermarket simulator. Somehow he makes these videos super funny.
The end almost killed me xD
"I dont remember having a lamp"
Dead
i started playing this after watching u cuz it looked like a fun head-empty game to play. I think youd have more just disabling the stats function, i just find them to be unbeneficial to any challeneg to game has, the sabatuer is fun enough. id love a part 2 if you ever want to make one.
33:34 the sketchy homeless guy will eventually give you a deal to keep it on, by “dealing with” saboteurs behind the brownouts.
14:41 JAAAAAAIL!!!!!!!! LIXIAN!!!! 😭 IM SCREAMINGGGG
I just want to know now in what messed up language is “jail” synonymous with “yay”? 😂
@@nomoresaul it’s not 💀 I did not mean yay AT ALL lol, idk WHERE you got that
@@daehani.tabitaYour comment has translation and the jail part translates to yay for some reason lol
@@gerardwayseyelash looooool wtf????? 😭😭😭😭 maybe it’s all the A’s
@@daehani.tabita Idk yt has weird translations lol
19:55 green Trump hanging out with Chuck Norris/TF2 Sniper
Bro predicted 💀
39:35 my favorite part. I was so caught off guard 😆
33:47 damnn..
the original dog behind the doge meme will be missed
32:38 was not expecting to see THAT here
The explosion at the end omg 😂
“To be continued?”
YES PLEASE I NEED MORE
15:54
Flash: "Fastest man alive..."
ICS Character: "Not anymore..."
😂😂
11:52 if your wondering what guy he means, valve head from screamTV if you were watching it like 22 years ago (when i seen it) in-between movies or during commercial's you would see him as long as a bunch of like creepy cutscenes and it would go "your watching scream tv, *evil laughter*" , as it was a horror movie channel
Also could be from left 4 dead
I remember him from Portal 2
Bro got exactly what he asked for and was like WHAT DO YOU MEAN PREGNANT!? 15:53
Please make a whole series of this game. Watching you play it is so entertaining!!
I absolutely love that he's back in his simulator phase. Really hoping he goes back to Subnautica SubZero since it's CONPLETELY different from when he last played.
This game is the most broken, cobbled together simulator I’ve ever seen
Makes a perfect match for mark
streamer live simulator is worse
ikr, this game seems to have a lot of effort put into it. More than some other games Mark has played
Goat Simulator will have a word.
what's broken about it? it's weird and bizarre but everything seems intentional.
"Today is the start of the next forever of my life" really feels like a quote Markiplier wrote for Iron Lung and just can't contain anymore
Lixian's "Late Night Mop" game tops this one by far!
*mops near computer that's turned on*
*computer explodes*
Mark: "Wha?!"
Is that what happened?!?
@@melody_melon_73no, the person blue was a terrorist that doesn't want your cafe open
that was a suicide bomber, the computer wasn't turned on and its not a mechanic in the game, bombers are a mechanic in the game, you can buy a guard to prevent them from bombing your cafe
@@remuz3561 *_A WHAT_*
Is THAT what happened?!?!? @@remuz3561
Y'know Mark was gone for so long I completely forgot how random the games he decides to play is.
Mark struggling on what to name his cafe and ultimately picking something that made him giggle a bit is peak humor
When a man decides to work hard for his duty of taking attention to his internet cafe is when man finally decides to be what they truly want to be in this world