TENTACLES IN THE TOILET!! | Toilet Chronicles
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2022
- You ever sit on the toilet and have this weird fear that you're about to be pulled through the sewer by your butt?
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People seem to think that this is a horror game, when in reality its actually a very faithful recreation of what it was like to use a bathroom at a party in 2008. Props to the developer for their dedication to historical realism.
Lmao
So, you mean, a horror game?
Especially with the added realism of the military frag grenade in the vent
Ah, yes. I remember those days. Those bathrooms were wild.
Or any gas station bathroom
"You pissed off your neighbor and he crushed your pelvis." Is something I sure as hell did not expect.
Death by Snu-snu.
@@Instabruh.User.. Ew tf is wrong with people making these bots
@@Instabruh.User.. I think that you might need therapy...
Guys that’s just a bot, just ignore and report, if it keeps getting attention it keeps doing it.
Snu Snu jokes to be made here
For ending 12 you actually have to take care of the gnome like a baby and bring it to the final part of the game, instead of trying to blow it up in the sink
L4D flashbacks
@@Skippercarlos5 for the achievements!
Lmao
@@Skippercarlos5 L4D?
@@vincenttrigg4521 - Left 4 Dead, a video game Mark use to make videos on with his friends. One of the videos there was an achievement for making it all the way to the end of a level with the healing gnome. Now that I think about it I think it was Left 4 Dead 2.
the guy standing in the corner at the party as a reference to the “they don’t know i” meme made me so happy
why is there no replies on a comment with nearly 1k likes
@@pepperonihater well now there is :)
Mana and paoa
It made me double happy because he said something so wholesome too :)
You'll actually notice that Mark is the only one to actually figure out the red number, the others got it by guessing through numbers.
Draegast got it through using the grenade. He saw the black soot from the grenade did not cover the real number. An oversight on the devs part, but kinda ingenious on Drae's. But yeah, most people guess at least one number.
@@3ountyhunter Yeah
Dantdm
@@001._.._. He didn't get that did he?
ItsFunneh
Game: "I'm not that stupid to try that again."
Mark: *immediatly tries it again*
He took it as a challenge.
The secret ending is when you play the knob with the We Will Rock You song by Queen. It will give you the secret ending.
It underestimanted just how stupid he could be
@@_hermannlakehunt_7278 THATS RACIST
Fr
I like that Mark reads "take care of him" and believes that it is the "kill him" meaning rather than the much more common "cherish him/protect him" meaning.
People mistaking that always reminds me of that scene in "51st state" Fucking hillarious
Mark: *Pulls a grenade ring and doesn't throw it.*
Also Mark: *Surprised when the grenade goes off.*
bc you have to let go of the trigger too
Toilet grenade bang and the germs are gone !
The spoon hased to be released the pin is a prep so you can put it back if you don't need it anylonger
“I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS”
@@lordbluebaron2270 Lol, yes! The reference I was hoping for.
game: "im not stupid enough to try that again"
mark: *are you sure about that?*
I’m better than Markiplier
Lol
@@I_quit_trolling_now hey it's you again time to harassed you again
@@I_quit_trolling_now let's see the videos you stole are probably made by some children to gain views and specifically it's about jack dad death what up with that? Hmmm 🤔
@@I_quit_trolling_now anyway you're probably gonna end up in hell so meet you in there later you cvnt
If he was upset about the Loadin6 screen, I'm pretty sure one of the achievements is also a hint to one of the numbers.
Also, the 12th ending is if you bring the gnome with you to the party.
I’m Better Than Markiplier
you also have to play we will rock you with the door knob to get a ending.
I'd probably do that the first time to get the ending but on accident
@Akseli Lähelmä I thought the endings for achievements. Meh still pretty cool to me at least
Congrats on your 'You're Better Than Me' award.
1:18
MC: "I'm not THAT stupid to try that again"
Mark: *_"you underestimate my masochism..."_*
He's not a masochist, he just wants to know how much his body can take
he's not a masochist he just has a massive savior complex
He’s not masochist, It’s about power
hes not a masochist, he just likes to do things the more painful way
Love how mark was wondering how he keeps track of what ending he gets while steam achivements had been popping up in the corner for every ending he got haha
I like this dev's sense of humor, constantly made me laugh.
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Yeah, too bad Mark doesn't/will never understand the multiple references.
You may like jazzpunk 2
@@Ddaandi *there’s a 2??*
@@terrizoop3739 sorry, I don't know why I said 2
Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
Also Mark: *willingly gets himself killed by the hand dryer 3 times in a row*
U mean hand dryer
I make music and stuff check me out
Hand dryer wins
Mark wanted to see how many explosions his body can handle.
I’m better than Markiplier
“Just press Q when you’re bored.”
Also Mark: “Fine.”
The End 😂
14:28 I love the fact that after Mark grabs the poster he throws it out instead of littering. I don’t know why but I felt the need to say this.
Mark: *Pulls the ring on the grenade*
*Continues to hold the grenade*
Mark: *N O W W H A T ?*
I’m Better Than Markiplier
Is mayonaise an instrument????
TO BE CONTINUED
That’s not how grenades work!
*grenade exploded
Mark: *surprised Pikachu face
Damn wait until he learns that Sean got all the endings
I dont remember sean ever got the ending -1 tho
@@doodishere6176 he did at the end I believe
@@Lilly_0604 No he didn't.
Damn no one cares
@@visassess8607 they seem to care.
Try to peek at the stall, select the "I can't be stopped" option, kill the tentacle with the grenade and then peek the stall again
I'm now curious about this
The tantacle doesn't have to do anything with that. It's only bound to a time limit. So you really can't be stopped.
@@atlas_19 It does.
HUHH?
LOVED the Trainspotting reference with "worst toilet in Scotland"
The Trainspotting reference made me chuckle. The Full Metal Jacket reference made me tense up lol
Mark: Skips immediately to Chapter 4
Also Mark: “Huh I wonder why all the stuff from Chapter 1-3 isn’t happening now”
@@_hermannlakehunt_7278 imagine being racist
@@_hermannlakehunt_7278 yo what
Jesus these bots are getting weird
@@FuzBrain ikr wtfffff
That's what happens when you expose AI to 4chan.
“Oh no is that what I think it is”
*Throws a powerful bomb in a bathroom and it starts exploding*
I’m better than Markiplier
@@I_quit_trolling_now
Even your dad is better than you
But wait... He doesn't even exist
You bots can't be fking serious right?
Out of EVERYTHING you could have said to form a sentence to bait people so you can scam them, you choose,
"I'm better than Markipler."?
Or
"My videos are better!"?
How braindead are the programmers who coded the bot programs and what drugs are they on?
His 33 million subs and the rest of the world that watches him would NEVER believe either of those two statements, and it's pretty obvious why.
You guys could be making bank by scamming people, but I'm so glad you programmers are too stupid for it, which is crazy in and of itself. To think, That some computer programmers have an IQ a bit below room temperature.
Bots, bots everywhere
@@superpixelgamer6275 Report them and their owners all.
Nothing is more markiplier than blowing yourself up three times in the first 5 minutes of the game
"I've yet to meet a problem that can't be solved with explosives."
--Markiplier, 2022
This takes the "Maybe they fell in" joke farther than it has ever gone
they fell down the rabbit hole of mysteries held by the toilet
I'm kinda disappointed in Mark not recognizing the best piece of art ever, "Bold and Brash"
More like, belongs in the trash
Sorry, must've missed that one
Mark unironicly sneezed in this video
Lmfao I was in the comments searching for this right here.
He was to poor for tv remember?
A random video button on every channel would be so good! Would be even better if it can be filtered with tags or something so you could randomly get a horror game or randomly get a funny game or something like that. This is something I’ve been wanting for a while
Memento Mori, friend
@@basilstorm9461 Memento Mori 🖤🤍
memento mori markiplier
@@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512 Memento Mori!!!
@@basilstorm9461 Memento Mori to you too!!!
11:30
mark: *clicks dryer on accident*
"oh n- 💥"
LOL, you can actually SEE the lightbulb turn on over his head just before Mark says "Orange 6"
I love how Mark sets up Lixian. This time he didn't need to do anything, still animates the whole interaction 😎👍
@Instagram User I hope you get a better life soon and stop being miserable and pathetic that you find a need to say unnecessary words to get attention because your mom didn't give you any. I wish you good luck. have a nice day.
@@Instabruh.User.. What the everliving Star-Spangled ding dong ring jing bing chinging fuq?
@@TGerhardt It's a spam bot. Report it and its owner.
@@Instabruh.User.. bot.
I love Lixian🫶🥹
Mark: "I'm not that stupid to try that again"
*1 second later*
*ded*
Lol 😂
"You pissed off your neighbor and he crushes your pelvis"
This one ending keeps making me laugh to the point of shedding tears XD
xd
Lol 😂
i laughed so hard when the hand dryer exploded RIGHT after dying to electrocution, my wisdom tooth might have hurt me for it but it was worth the laugh
@@kavetion8752 🤓
@puteqx the "🤓" broke his existence
7:55 I think you're supposed to get ending -1 by going left or right immediately after the door to the party, making you fall out of the map. Looking at it, after the grenade went off you began falling, and presumably carried on into the void.
I watched another UA-camr play it and get ending 0 - 12, Mark failed to get 12, but he got -1 so he got the same number of endings, just a slightly different set of them.
@@DrayGon777 no i believe ending 12 is bringing the gnome back to the party?
I think it may have been that he triggered the criteria for both killing your stall neighbor with the grenade *and* for killing himself with the grenade, with the -1 Ending being a sort of "safety mechanism" so the game doesn't crash if you fail to meet the criteria for any of the other endings, or meet the criteria for 2 or more endings.
@@_eIIa_ DrayGon777 was saying that Markiplier still got twelve endings, just not the correct/intended twelve endings
@@alchemysaga3745 no i think the -1 ending is an additional ending for when the game glitches, because i doubt that was supposed to happen considering it never happened again
Teachers: “ why didn’t you use the bathroom during lunch? “
The bathroom during lunch:
18:44 hes probably one of the few people who figured this part out
@Fishy 1999 The fish amongst? 😶
@Fishy 1999 The Fish sounds like a bot
The last ending can be achieved if you bring your new gnome friend with you to the party so you can gnome together!
this game is hella funny though i'm so glad you played it mark!
Not only that, but you also have to make the beat to "we will rock you" at the main door.
I make music and stuff check me out
@@_hermannlakehunt_7278 💀💀
Kind of surprised Mark didn't catch on to that. They (Mark, Bob, Wade. Sean?) played Left for Dead 2 and did the Gnome Chompiski challenge, right? I think the gnome is a reference there...? I don't know
Mark touched the broken wire to see if his body could take it, but he definitely is NOT a masochist
@@MbitaChizi ratio /j
@ٴ def ratio. no /j
I’m better than Markiplier
I love that he has to preface anything potentially dangerous with " I am definitely NOT a masochist"
I'd like to imagine him out in public, swinging up high on the swing set. Amy shouting at Mark telling him to not go that high since it could be dangerous and his remark would be, " I'm not a masochist I just wanna see if I swing high enough I'll meet God"
@ٴ nah
The paper saying "I belong in the trash" Might've meant the piece of artwork above one of the urinals
"GET THOSE TOILETS UNCLOGGED! Somebody ate too many exotic butters over there!"
The vent getting stuck made a sick beat 21:40
True
It did
My takeaway from this game:
Never touch hand dryers ever again
Yea
@@Instabruh.User.. hows the disease
You shouldn't anyways hand dryers are super Gross
9:18 caught ya slippin, huh Mark? 😏
No
🍌
Casually watches while on the toilet at my work in the restroom
Hears someone come in and jump ten feet and Markiplier talks about tentacles .
The fact that this is, actually, a horror game about a toilet makes this even better.
I’m better than Markiplier
@@I_quit_trolling_now i don't see you with 33mil. subs
The commas are killing me
@@I_quit_trolling_now you don’t have 33 Million subs, you only have 33!
@@MbitaChizi okay, I won't.
10:11
This moment, is probably the MOST FRIGHTENING moment i've ever seen. I've never been THIS surprised by scares. This scary text, and the meaning behind it. I don't even know what to say. I think i will never be able to sleep EVER AGAIN.
AGREED. I will see this in my nightmares tonight
I’m better than Markiplier
You mentioned the scary text, now face the bots
I was more worried about the implications of 22:55
The phrase "SCARY TEXT" is so deep and really captures the horror, setting, backstory, and, most importantly, lore, of Toilet Chronicles. I have PTSD from this dark moment. It is a surpise this game isn't removed for this extremely graphic scene.
In my many years of attending furry conventions, this is exactly what a party in 2008 was like
Eyyy, another furry! :D
Lmao im sure 😭
Mark, now as of 3 days ago the DLC has been released called: Toilet Chronicles: Staff Only
22:53 That shadow is... uh... interesting...
He was the tentical all along
It was a baseball bat.
@@Nsodnoajdjksl no.
💀
You are missing at least 2 endings. The "I belong in the trash" hint is a SpongeBob reference. Squidward presents his art to a critique and says, "I call it Bold and Brash." to which the art critique replies, "More like, belongs in the trash." so throw away the Squidward painting.
The other one is just ending 11, but you have to bring the gnome with you through the door to the party.
did you just explain a reference that everyone got?
@@jefferey_92 i didn’t
@@jefferey_92 Me neither. never watched spongebob. lol
@@jefferey_92 Tis very bold of you to assume that everyone got the reference. lmao, I for one didn't as I didn't watch Spongebob past more than the opening song. xD
Thank you for this, I was really curious what the other endings were
I don’t know if anyone else caught it but I think that (at 10:35) the writing “the worst toilet in Scotland” was a reference to Trainspotting and I love that 😭
This is giving me real big Jazzpunk vibes and I absolutely love it
"I belong in the trash." Same. Also appreciate the Bold and Brash reference.
"this s**t is nasty in here, PARTNER"
Mark: "Partner? Partner!? i didnt know I had a partner!"
Mark gets a taste of his ISWM endless loop with the “Do that again” gnome prompt and he wasn’t pleased lol
I love how as soon as the grenade went off, there was an ad. I laughed my ass off.
Markiplier: Discovers secret numbers in the bathroom
Also Mark: Numbers!
I’m Better Than Markiplier
Yep. That did happen in the video that we all watched. Very entertaining input that you added there.
@@JustinF95202 You do know it's a bot, right?
@@Instabruh.User.. chill
The death screens are so funny- my favourite is probably this one: 7:10
Mark, a clue you found was in the trash at the end… the note said “I belong in the trash” and had a drawing of artsy squid wars on it. In the party room you got to, there’s an artsy squidward wall mount. You probably need to take it and bring it to the trash
3:41 idk why but I just started giggling like a mental patient at the thought of one guy in a bathroom stall crying his eyes out, while the dude next to him casually asks for a spare roll of toilet paper
“Toilet chronicles”
Yes im sure this is a very terrifying horror game, also i feel like markiplier is setting a world record for most horror games played in a year
Edit: *why did the developers add a cry button??*
I make rap music and stuff check me out if you want to.
I make rap music and stuff check me out if you want to.
Cringe af!!!!
It's like they wanted to give everyone paranoia while shitting
I make rap music and stuff check me out if you want to.
13:51 am i too dirty minded about tentacles inside of toilets?
I thought the same thing
Japan lore:
That's not how minds work!
Hehe
Yes
Game at start: tok tic with countdown timer
Mark: * trauma *
7:44 "Hey buddy, any chance you got some umm... toilet paper?"
-Ye, I got ya buddy
I have no idea why I laughed as hard as I did from that
As a woman I can confirm that that is how our toilets look like :)
Especially if it's synchronized blood time
I’m Better Than Markiplier
@@I_quit_trolling_now prove it then
Impossible
As a man who cleans the women's restrooms at my workplace... can confirm as welll
6:29 is what happens when you shit in the school toilet
You’ve gotten ending -1, ending 0, ending 1, ending 2, ending 3, ending 4, ending 6, ending 7, ending 8, ending 9, ending 10, ending 11, and ending 69. You’re missing endings 5 and 12, I suggest keep knocking on the stall door because it started to get dark, or stay in that stall in the ladies room because it started to get dark. Also try bringing the headband on the floor to the guy in the stall.
Finally, someone who understands how to use the clock! Every other tuber who has played this game brute forced that number!
Also, bring the gnome to the party.
oh god... is that the ending 12/12 ...
@@dracohatesu9894 yep lol “you escaped with your partner”
@@Instabruh.User.. what the fuck
I love how he’s almost confused and bewildered at the Unus Annus reference 0:20
I’m better than Markiplier
No your not
Thought the same thing 😂😂😂 I just thought "seems familiar, huh Mark?"
Two bots on one comment this is bad
@@Lycantori exactly 😂😂 like mmmmmmmm I wonder what
"You pissed off your neighbour and he crushed your pelvis" is the most British video game death i've ever witnessed
10:22 “Take the clock to him”
The clock isn’t spelt out its a drawing.
Mark at 1:20 get electrocuted
The game character : I'm not that stupid to try that again
Mark: *DO* *IT* *AGAIN*
I love that Mark subconsciously did good and threw the trash in the bin and got an achievement for it. What a guy haha
He really just took photos of someonein the batgrooms im dying rn😂
WHEN YOU HANDED THE GUY IN THE NEXT STALL THE GRENADE, AN AD CAME JUST AS IT BLEW UP. LIKE A PERFECTLY CUT VIDEO HAHAHHA
2:13
it literally takes you to a website where they sell 3d models of trees or something, just tried it
edit: just watched 1 more second in and realized lixian did it for us, i am irrelevant now
14:30 Mark unlocks a secret achievement on accident lol
This was a great game, the dev humor always made me cackle up, also was pretty surprised by some things like using the clock to find the red number, let's hope this developer make more good games like this one in the future.
"Ladis Washerum"
a dictator reference, well done
There is actually 2 endings u missed. For one of them u need to bring the gnome to the party
And the other is by playing we will rock you on the door
Red Clock: *Tick, tick, tick...*
Mark: Well that was terrifying, what was that?!
OF ALL PEOPLE... You definitely know what a clock sounds like lol 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, ticking doesn't typically sound like some guy whispering the word "tick" lol
@@gabriellaburke6915 lol touché fair point.
All I could hear was “Unnus Annus Unnus Annus” lol
@@TurtlesTigerslol my thoughts exactly!
Mark: Zaps himself
Game: I'm not stupid to do that again
Mark: zaps it again
Also Mark: Dies
My go to series of yours is I Am Bread, watch them every night before bed ahaha
So this is horror game filled with memes with a restroom setting😂 love it
@@Instabruh.User.. WTF...
The password numbers were clever.
This and that Start to End bit in one playthrough w Sean are nice puzzle mechanics.
There's a secret achievement if you play the beat to "we will rock you" on the door handle.
This game always has me laughing with player's reactions to each ending & trying to figure them all out
"The worst toilet in London." . . . Is that a Trainspotting reference??? Beautiful. xD
Bro this game looks so fun, I wish developers can make more games like this (Like just random stuff)
He always sounds like an owl when he's surprised or scared 💀 Like 0:39
this is one of the 2 channels where i cannot get bored while watching long videos
The game: tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Me: *Unus Annus, Unus Annus, Unus Annus*
7:58 Mark got the ultimate secret ending
Me: Looks at the Ladis Washrum
Also me: “that time of the month, huh?”
Oh o
It's this bot
the painting at the party matches the "i belong in the trash" picture
his playthrough of Overcooked with Bob and Wade always helps me go to sleep at night🤗very comforting
8:05 You killed yourself and him which gave you two endings at the same time
13:42
Mark: i can't be stopped!
Tentacle monster: *appear*
Mark: oh, i'm being stopped
26:00 get the gnome to the party! that's it!
party as in the last place
All the endings Mark got: -1, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11
Just wanna say I've had sleeping problems and I'm now bed ridden, and your videos always help ease everything mark, thank you. 💜
Mark is setting a record for horror games. He's playing them all.