Binging with Babish: Paunch Burger from Parks & Rec

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  3 роки тому +29179

    I forgot the bacon!! This burger may as well be an acai bowl

    • @carlocb
      @carlocb 3 роки тому +171

      lol

    • @yoursfalsely
      @yoursfalsely 3 роки тому +1909

      misleading, burger ruined, and inedible remake the episode

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 3 роки тому +881

      My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

    • @user-jo7kp7hu1x
      @user-jo7kp7hu1x 3 роки тому +48

      Dude he looks like badger from the walking dead a new frontier lol

    • @Hellboy700
      @Hellboy700 3 роки тому +207

      You are going to have to re-shoot the whole video. OR, do a Parks and Rec mega special. So many recipes could be done all at once. You did it for the LOTR.

  • @user-bl3yy5ol9f
    @user-bl3yy5ol9f 3 роки тому +10106

    you’re just missing the child size soda that’s “roughly the size of a liquified toddler”

    • @boggybeard
      @boggybeard 3 роки тому +153

      Nutritional

    • @BreadMine
      @BreadMine 3 роки тому +182

      It’s too much... the world isn’t ready

    • @ba-ek8er
      @ba-ek8er 3 роки тому +26

      I read this with his voice omg

    • @endergasimz2099
      @endergasimz2099 3 роки тому +63

      You’d need to liquify a toddler before making a rough estimate

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 3 роки тому +151

      EnderGasim Z As fun as that would be, you can actually get the liquid volume of a toddler by simply placing them in a measuring container with water inside and seeing how much the water displaces
      But who has one of those measuring containers? Just liquefy a toddler in your blender, everyone has a blender!

  • @notjohnbruno4482
    @notjohnbruno4482 3 роки тому +10180

    He started with Chris Traeger’s turkey burger, and now he’s come full circle.

    • @Trey-Jae
      @Trey-Jae 3 роки тому +90

      And he ends with another chris creation

    • @andrewclark1645
      @andrewclark1645 3 роки тому +66

      More like full onion ring

    • @sameenshaw9670
      @sameenshaw9670 3 роки тому +36

      lol wouldnt it be funny if he disappeared after this trilogy

    • @Allahslayer
      @Allahslayer 3 роки тому +4

      🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

    • @Canihavesubb
      @Canihavesubb 3 роки тому +1

      Hey sweethearts.💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

  • @MonsterPumpkin
    @MonsterPumpkin 3 роки тому +8171

    "This thing clocks in at around 2400 calories"
    That thing is not dinner for breakfast that is dinner *and* breakfast

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 3 роки тому +558

      ...and a medium sized lunch

    • @Costenyo
      @Costenyo 3 роки тому +155

      @@shane9245 eh more like just a midnight snack

    • @dragondog9597
      @dragondog9597 3 роки тому +285

      @@Costenyo you sir, must be thiccc

    • @saab35draken39
      @saab35draken39 3 роки тому +101

      @@Costenyo americano as fucc bro

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 роки тому +66

      or just breakfast if you happen to live within the polar vortex's normal reach(the cold steals so much energy...)

  • @hindal-jubori5650
    @hindal-jubori5650 3 роки тому +3738

    You know the burger is really good when he doesn’t make his own variant

    • @basteala525
      @basteala525 3 роки тому +101

      I think the Babish variant would be similar to the Bubble Bass order--something similar but more reasonably sized.

    • @sirlambchops.
      @sirlambchops. 3 роки тому +31

      It tastes so amazing no one cares what's in it

    • @Shamshiro
      @Shamshiro 2 роки тому +6

      @@sirlambchops. - But, how many calories are in there?

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 2 роки тому

      @@Shamshiro shut up

    • @ashtonisvibing4763
      @ashtonisvibing4763 2 роки тому +1

      @@Shamshiro who cares! put it in your body, or you're a nerd-

  • @derekb8423
    @derekb8423 3 роки тому +5092

    You completely forgot the bacon. This Paunch Burger is basically a health food now.

    • @jukiikganasalid5055
      @jukiikganasalid5055 3 роки тому +169

      Bruh this guy's the real babble bass from SpongeBob

    • @andymofoincross
      @andymofoincross 3 роки тому +113

      Pretty glaring omission in my opinion. Ron Swanson would be disappointed.

    • @theonce-ler1734
      @theonce-ler1734 3 роки тому +2

      @@OldFort whats pawnee

    • @mrboxing3517
      @mrboxing3517 3 роки тому +3

      Gusion Paxley he actually did that challenge lol

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 роки тому +23

      yeah, this is the diet dinner for breakfast burger combo

  • @genuinesaucy
    @genuinesaucy 3 роки тому +1652

    "First episode of a Parks and Rec trilogy"
    You spoil us you bearded angel

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 роки тому +22

      seriously, best news in awhile

    • @johnsimon8457
      @johnsimon8457 3 роки тому +18

      A bearded angel tiny-whisking his way into our hearts.

    • @honeybee908
      @honeybee908 3 роки тому +3

      @@johnsimon8457 that was poetic ❤

    • @PadreWoodrow
      @PadreWoodrow 3 роки тому +8

      I just hope he takes on The Meat Tornado. It literally killed a guy last year.

    • @ronnsnow2859
      @ronnsnow2859 3 роки тому +6

      @@PadreWoodrow You had me at meat tornado.

  • @KnightofFunnyJunk
    @KnightofFunnyJunk 3 роки тому +4469

    I cried with laughter when Ann took Ron in for his physical and she demanded that Ron do a re-test because her notes said Ron was in the pinnacle of health despite his standard diet subsisting entirely of mass amounts of fatty animal protein and copious amounts of dark flavored alcohol.
    >This doesn't make any sense your report says your Cholesterol is perfect
    >What is Cholesterol?

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 3 роки тому +6651

    How many calories?
    SHUT UP!
    *America in a nutshell*

    • @doc6188
      @doc6188 3 роки тому +133

      Haha funny so, true bro totally what america is like

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 3 роки тому +66

      It's so agressive

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому +85

      Food addiction makes American poverty tolerable, which is why it's a billion dollar business.

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 3 роки тому +7

      I chuckled at this.

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 3 роки тому +41

      they scared of msg tho

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio 3 роки тому +2642

    Disclaimer: This food is not a cure to nerdism, merely a preventative.

    • @hypervids3621
      @hypervids3621 3 роки тому +6

      Note:Pipes are another alternative to prevent nerdism

    • @overstable5333
      @overstable5333 3 роки тому +23

      Username checks out

    • @sriramkumar6356
      @sriramkumar6356 3 роки тому +4

      Goddamn it I'm too late

    • @owenhs3268
      @owenhs3268 3 роки тому +4

      dangit, i wanted to be in the cool kids club by this week!

    • @AstralightSky
      @AstralightSky 3 роки тому +1

      The guy who knows things so basically a vaccine for nerdism in food form

  • @imdiavolo5835
    @imdiavolo5835 3 роки тому +1900

    “What’s in it? Who cares! How many calories? Shut up!” Sounds like White Castle

  • @heftylad
    @heftylad 3 роки тому +585

    Babish: "Optional shake of paprika"
    Hungarians: "Paprika was never an option"

    • @itisthreeprettykitties
      @itisthreeprettykitties 3 роки тому +60

      My family is Hungarian and I can confirm. That statement is absolutely true. If you don’t want any paprika, disowned. Evicted. Got outta here! Haha

    • @sithlordbinks
      @sithlordbinks 3 роки тому +17

      @@itisthreeprettykitties Also hungarian and I agree. If you do not like paprika you are disowned lololol

    • @ivanmk8287
      @ivanmk8287 3 роки тому +4

      That's one *HEFTY LAD*

    • @edim108
      @edim108 2 роки тому +19

      For Hungarians paprika is not an option.
      It's a question and the answer is yes.

    • @heftylad
      @heftylad 2 роки тому +3

      @@edim108 much better phrased than my original comment lol

  • @johnnytyler4968
    @johnnytyler4968 3 роки тому +390

    J. Kenji-Lopez Alt: makes iced water
    Babish: “This is a recipe based off the culinary genius, J. Kenji-Lopez Alt!”

  • @MarkWomack11
    @MarkWomack11 3 роки тому +2029

    I was one million percent fooled by the “save the onion water”.

  • @alec7568
    @alec7568 3 роки тому +268

    That looks like such a quick easy way to make cheese sauce. I've always spent ages slowly adding and mixing cheese to equal parts milk butter and flour on the stovetop

    • @MapsAndCaps
      @MapsAndCaps Рік тому +9

      Kenji Lopez Alt has so many great recipes! He's one of my favorites.

  • @sophthetulip4641
    @sophthetulip4641 3 роки тому +847

    this would be FIRE af when you're high. basically covers all the cravings. at once. in one meal. i love this.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 роки тому +58

      Or pregnant

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 3 роки тому +45

      @@rachelcookie321 or both

    • @smashi4088
      @smashi4088 3 роки тому +10

      @@ottohartmann7444 true

    • @art3mister
      @art3mister 3 роки тому +33

      @@rachelcookie321 great idea to feed this to an unborn baby

    • @drakethedrake712
      @drakethedrake712 2 роки тому +57

      @@art3mister great idea being high and being pregnant

  • @Mercrion
    @Mercrion 3 роки тому +957

    I didn’t put it in my body, now I’m a nerd! Don’t make the same mistake as me, guys!

  • @KR-qh5rs
    @KR-qh5rs 3 роки тому +1686

    This burger lives up to Paunch Burger’s motto: “Start drooling, fatties!”

    • @b.m.r221
      @b.m.r221 3 роки тому +9

      I see what u did here. Lmfao i cant believe they said that on the commercial but it literally makes fun of one of the nastiest states in the country. I live near to it and .... my god i cross the line and there's literally nothing but kfc buffets and my 600lb life crews all over i mean WHEN YOUR DR IS A BIG DUDE...thats a problem i expect my dr to look roughly the same or smaller than i am. Literally every skinny or average person i come across was from ohio and mich like me or ky.....

    • @KrisRN23935
      @KrisRN23935 3 роки тому +1

      Bryson Rose Wasn’t Ann Perkins also from Michigan?

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 3 роки тому +6

      @@b.m.r221 I don't know why people think doctors don't do unhealthy things like smoke or overeat. Just because you know you aren't supposed to do something doesn't mean you have the willpower not to.

    • @alissa2791
      @alissa2791 3 роки тому

      @@b.m.r221
      What state is that so I can't avoid it (I'm Canadian, thats why I'm asking)

  • @hannahg9346
    @hannahg9346 3 роки тому +64

    Me getting ready to learn the magic of onion water: 👁👄👁

  • @JIDcrit
    @JIDcrit 3 роки тому +125

    "But whatever you do, do not throw away your onion water"... shit had me dead

  • @KhaosN7
    @KhaosN7 3 роки тому +3254

    J. Kenji-Lopez Alt: *Does anything*
    Babish: Write that down! Write that down!

    • @baconkoalas7956
      @baconkoalas7956 3 роки тому +83

      Take a shot whenever Babish says anything about him

    • @TheLegendHimself2000
      @TheLegendHimself2000 3 роки тому +86

      J kenji-lopez alt created the universe

    • @stryker0ae
      @stryker0ae 3 роки тому +45

      @@rithrius5384 he has a book called the food lab. And he's on UA-cam. Hes a great chef. Check him out.

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 3 роки тому +6

      @@baconkoalas7956 MMMMMMMY thiS is A FUn GaMe

    • @Spiturgame
      @Spiturgame 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MistaOmega
    @MistaOmega 3 роки тому +1216

    I wish I could say "how many calories? Shut up" more often...

  • @reaperquartz
    @reaperquartz 3 роки тому +203

    Ok now make the Chemical Burger
    Master Miller’s masterpiece

    • @buttsbutts7858
      @buttsbutts7858 3 роки тому +25

      Babish really should make Kaz's Burgers.

    • @portland4660
      @portland4660 3 роки тому +14

      Wait this isn't chemical burgers?
      I thought it was Kaz speaking.

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 3 роки тому +6

      @@portland4660 it was his voice actor, Robin Atkin Downes

  • @fupperpish109
    @fupperpish109 3 роки тому +87

    As a burger enthusiast I watched this entire episode with my mouth wide open and a puddle of drool at my feet.

  • @loogoos4894
    @loogoos4894 3 роки тому +1101

    “This is going to clock in about 2400 calories”
    Matt Stonie: “Pathetic”

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 3 роки тому +17

      GenArtGames the crossover we never knew we needed

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl 3 роки тому +5

      Daniel Ryan i think if that crossover happened, we’d kill babish 😭

    • @Fishua221
      @Fishua221 3 роки тому +3

      Is that the South Park guy?

    • @rawknrole67
      @rawknrole67 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah honestly expected more calories from all the cheese and carbs. Not that it isn't a lot, but it's only the daily caloric intake for your average man. Surprising for a pile of meat cheese and carbs.

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 3 роки тому +3

      Fish professional eating champion and youtube phenom.
      Yes you read that right.

  • @LeoFan93
    @LeoFan93 3 роки тому +1010

    “What’s in it? Who cares! How many calories? Shut up!”
    Golden Corral's new slogan

  • @primetimetamalovinhakuno
    @primetimetamalovinhakuno 7 місяців тому +10

    WHY ARE THE THUMBNAILS DISAPPEARING

  • @solmartel360
    @solmartel360 3 роки тому +111

    You’ve made Kevin’s chili and Michael’s pretzel. Would you explore Jan’s osso bucco? Angela’s magic cookie bars? Or Jim’s ham and cheese sandwich? I’m curious to see your twist on these :)

  • @rubycosmo6279
    @rubycosmo6279 3 роки тому +809

    Sad to see that nobody else is saving their onion water for cereal, should they run out of milk.

    • @meeks182
      @meeks182 3 роки тому +76

      Thank you for this horrible image I will now go throw up

    • @subparcrow
      @subparcrow 3 роки тому +4

      Onion water?

    • @PSN_OGRE
      @PSN_OGRE 3 роки тому +24

      Is this a cursed comment?

    • @teethfray
      @teethfray 3 роки тому +13

      i, too, use onion water on the horrific occasion that milk runs dry in the household.

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 3 роки тому +2

      no thank you

  • @francissinatra8774
    @francissinatra8774 3 роки тому +682

    "The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful."
    -Ron Swanson

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +28

    Ad : "put it in your body or you're a nerd"
    Me : *ultimeatum flashbacks*

    • @hans9719
      @hans9719 3 роки тому

      That's weird, this has no comments, and you comment on a lot of videos. Your comments count can rival that of Justin Y. And OwO.

  • @Rufio20008
    @Rufio20008 3 роки тому +109

    Look, Robert Atkin Downes is an amazing voice actor. I hear his voice, immediate thumbs up.

    • @lourdeswhitener9713
      @lourdeswhitener9713 3 роки тому +17

      I LOVE THAT GUY! He makes the best crazy German mad doctor in any video game

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 2 роки тому +24

      @@lourdeswhitener9713 or a one arm,one leg,half Japanese General

    • @ImThEmAsTeRGaMeR100
      @ImThEmAsTeRGaMeR100 2 роки тому +3

      Or an otaku assassin

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 2 роки тому +18

      @@PirateCat822 Wait a second... Remember that time Kaz talked about making a burger joint?

    • @TheAnomaly00
      @TheAnomaly00 Рік тому +1

      @@minorcomet282 Exactly

  • @Emiltee
    @Emiltee 3 роки тому +705

    thrive: hey, we're an online healthy food market, we'd like to sponsor you!
    babish: nice!
    thrive: what are you going to make?
    babish: :) :) :) :) :)

  • @uncutgemsadamsandler6064
    @uncutgemsadamsandler6064 3 роки тому +887

    Ron: Add ketchup if you want; I couldn’t care less.

  • @negoitaandrei8904
    @negoitaandrei8904 3 роки тому +19

    I was today years old when i found out babish puts the recipe in the description

  • @d.sblack5900
    @d.sblack5900 3 роки тому +56

    Babish:"I don't think I can add this to The Clean Plate Club."
    Me: "I could"

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 3 роки тому +6843

    Onion Water: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @igkgigoh
    @igkgigoh 3 роки тому +595

    You should have washed that down with a child sized drink!

  • @apricotprincess1040
    @apricotprincess1040 3 роки тому +66

    “consistency of paint” ... WHAT KIND OF PAINT

  • @wickedsteer8910
    @wickedsteer8910 3 роки тому +6

    5:23 my heart literally started to hurt looking at that thing

  • @thesloth147
    @thesloth147 3 роки тому +4433

    Paunch burger: What's in it? Who cares!
    Babish: Removes onions inner membrana

    • @user-rw2hi8es8d
      @user-rw2hi8es8d 3 роки тому +276

      "How many calories? SHUT UP"
      Babish: **still cares about the calories**

    • @kingdomofnerdz1497
      @kingdomofnerdz1497 3 роки тому +187

      "Put it in your body, or you're a nerd!!"
      He didn't eat it all. Does that mean he's only part nerd?

    • @fablesguykol3025
      @fablesguykol3025 3 роки тому +26

      @@kingdomofnerdz1497 given his occupation that fits.

    • @benbauer9037
      @benbauer9037 3 роки тому +1

      wow really funny😐

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi 3 роки тому +46

      In all seriousness I made onion rings a few weeks ago and remove that membrane and it made a significant difference compared to past times where I had made onion rings

  • @_mossy_8520
    @_mossy_8520 3 роки тому +2979

    Imagine being sponserd by a healthy living product while making solid diabetes

    • @seyedaminkazemeini9797
      @seyedaminkazemeini9797 3 роки тому +26

      It's just making more costumer

    • @andrealouise4655
      @andrealouise4655 3 роки тому +30

      You mean hypertension?

    • @dantheman7612
      @dantheman7612 3 роки тому +19

      @@andrealouise4655 obesety is acually more closely corelated with diabetes type 2 than any other factor, sugar intake included. In fact if you have a BMI over 40 there is an almost 100% risk of type 2 diabetes. :)

    • @andrealouise4655
      @andrealouise4655 3 роки тому +24

      @@dantheman7612 yes but the food Babish made for this episode is richer in cholesterol than sugar or starch. Who said anything about obesity anyway? There are other factors that contribute to poor health.
      Edit to include that the BMI is not a reliable measure of obesity.

    • @dantheman7612
      @dantheman7612 3 роки тому +7

      @@andrealouise4655 yes and thus increase the risk for diabetes type 2!
      Well it is and it isnt, the classification for different degrees of obesity is measured with bmi, and yes, there are people with a high bmi that have accumulated alot of fat free mass but these are not the norm. Generally speaking, bmi is a good way to measure obesity, but lets just agree to disagree :)

  • @mrhouse8936
    @mrhouse8936 3 роки тому +267

    Boss, you’ve contracted diabetes, the mission’s a failure.

    • @FizzyArtCola
      @FizzyArtCola 3 роки тому +19

      Kaz, I'm immuned to diabetes.

    • @lanceocana9059
      @lanceocana9059 3 роки тому +23

      Kaz, I'm already a diabetic

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 2 роки тому +3

      Kaz, it's pronounced Diabeetus.

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 2 роки тому

      It's "developed" diabetes.... "Contracting" implies an infectious agent

  • @shaneandremelimbo6866
    @shaneandremelimbo6866 3 роки тому +227

    "Put it in your body"
    Yep, I'm sold by the advertising

    • @fatyoshi4853
      @fatyoshi4853 3 роки тому +2

      Shane Andre Mel Imbo cocaine and heroine: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @jamesenglish3031
      @jamesenglish3031 3 роки тому +4

      Don't forget that if you don't, you're a nerd

    • @user-hi3lv1bu7l
      @user-hi3lv1bu7l 3 роки тому +3

      dildos be like:

    • @Canihavesubb
      @Canihavesubb 3 роки тому

      Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 роки тому

      They didn't specify which orifice doe 😳

  • @ciel329
    @ciel329 3 роки тому +3330

    Could you do the Coraline meal when she’s at the other mother’s house 🖤

    • @SuperFlippywippy
      @SuperFlippywippy 3 роки тому +208

      Roast chicken, mash tatoes, corn, mango milkshake and the cake 🤤🤤

    • @ingridw9675
      @ingridw9675 3 роки тому +97

      Are ya winning dad?

    • @brittdaniee
      @brittdaniee 3 роки тому +36

      Mango milkshake!

    • @ayaa.1351
      @ayaa.1351 3 роки тому +6

      Yessss!

    • @Lucyence
      @Lucyence 3 роки тому +5

      Yes!!!!

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser Рік тому +30

    This definitely could be a legit burger combo if it had more reasonable proportions and didn't have 3 giant patties.

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 10 місяців тому +2

      Pawnee doesn't do reasonable

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers 8 місяців тому +1

      Ammature! /j

    • @caster25000
      @caster25000 2 місяці тому

      "Reasonable proportions" and Pawnee don't go together. Wouldn't be surprised if every restaurant chef there heard "go big or go home" and took it as a personal challenge.

  • @mrhouse8936
    @mrhouse8936 3 роки тому +15

    Fun fact: the voiceover guy also plays Kaz in metal gear solid V

    • @MrBBnumber9
      @MrBBnumber9 3 роки тому +2

      Mmmm, yes the chemical burger.

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx 3 роки тому +553

    After my paunch burger I'll take a nice refreshing sip from the local Pawnee water fountains!

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 3 роки тому +41

      I hear the fountain at Ramset Park (you know, the one that says "don't drink") makes a fantastic sun tea!

    • @nicholaspulido2885
      @nicholaspulido2885 3 роки тому +13

      Enjoy kissing everybody from Pawnee

    • @sahithyasudhakar3015
      @sahithyasudhakar3015 3 роки тому +13

      Nicholas Pulido is that including Chris Pratt, if so I’m fine

    • @Emma-sl8ew
      @Emma-sl8ew 3 роки тому +8

      JETZcorp I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection.

    • @cocacolatgv
      @cocacolatgv 3 роки тому +9

      Good luck trying to drink from them! They no longer have a splashguard on which to secure your lips 😔

  • @completelyroundoak
    @completelyroundoak 3 роки тому +920

    I love the episodes like this where you would never realistically make the whole dish, but there are so many separate components to the platter that you learn how to make like 5 different meals

  • @rainbowdashsteve2068
    @rainbowdashsteve2068 Рік тому +10

    If anyone hasent had an over easy egg on a burger should give it a try, it's an amazing combo, especially with bacon

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 3 роки тому +20

    That clip sounds like Travis Touchdown started a burger joint

    • @SekruTheGreat
      @SekruTheGreat 3 роки тому +5

      Believe or not, that's Robin Atkin Downes (The VA of Travis Touchdown) doing the voice over.
      He's done a bunch of uncredited voicework for random TV shows/commercials over the years.

  • @SyFyWire
    @SyFyWire 3 роки тому +1940

    Sweetums for dessert 🍦

  • @evankell4135
    @evankell4135 3 роки тому +400

    I may be fat, but at least I’m not a nerd

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 роки тому +36

    I love that Chris gets in trouble for something like bringing his own olive oil with him to restaurants.

  • @eclipse8809
    @eclipse8809 3 роки тому +182

    I get this might sound weird but I can't wait for the day where we have the technology that let's us taste what he cooks

    • @frstwhsprs
      @frstwhsprs 2 роки тому +1

      @Mirai141 Agreed. Also nice BMW pfp.

    • @jackalupagus9357
      @jackalupagus9357 2 роки тому +12

      "Forget Pax Americana. Say hello to Pax Hamburgana."

    • @DerpliciousDerek
      @DerpliciousDerek Рік тому +3

      That technology already exists, it's called making it yourself

    • @theraginginfernape9496
      @theraginginfernape9496 11 місяців тому

      @@DerpliciousDerek ok, mr. logical over here

  • @26muca07
    @26muca07 3 роки тому +517

    "My favorite food is when you put Skittles between Starbursts. Wanna know how I call?"
    "Starburst sandwich?"
    "Andy's mouth surprise."

    • @darkness74185
      @darkness74185 3 роки тому +15

      Starburst Stream would be a better name

    • @26muca07
      @26muca07 3 роки тому +3

      @@darkness74185 that's what my friends say when the buzz hits.

    • @jackraider1039
      @jackraider1039 3 роки тому +1

      How come you're always the one that's quicker with a pistol than a rifle?

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 4 місяці тому

      Chris said Skittle Sandwich

  • @nessa-marks
    @nessa-marks 3 роки тому +445

    That combo clearly has a milkshake, nerd.

    • @queenqong5381
      @queenqong5381 3 роки тому +14

      Only so many calories can be consumed before you combust and explode, he needs to keep making videos.

    • @Hensley_Jb
      @Hensley_Jb 3 роки тому

      Queen Qong 😭

    • @professor_leg10n62
      @professor_leg10n62 3 роки тому

      420 likes

  • @IsabellyButton
    @IsabellyButton 3 роки тому +9

    "How many calories? SHUT UP" made me laugh so much 😂

  • @megadoominator7005
    @megadoominator7005 3 роки тому +28

    Tiny whisk when he isn’t allowed to whisk the alcohol 😢

    • @noahwurz3429
      @noahwurz3429 3 роки тому +1

      Hey man he has been attending aa meetings so babish was doing him a favour

    • @TheSparrowBlack
      @TheSparrowBlack 3 роки тому +1

      He’s underage

  • @shiny9690
    @shiny9690 3 роки тому +543

    Me: gets ready to make this meal
    Also me: *readies the defibrillators*

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 3 роки тому +35

      The defibrillators come with the Kid's Meal.

    • @ginasohn2718
      @ginasohn2718 3 роки тому +4

      That morbidly dark lol

    • @apexlegends3498
      @apexlegends3498 3 роки тому +8

      @@MegaManXPoweredUp r/cursedcomments

    • @selloutguylol
      @selloutguylol 3 роки тому

      If you attempt to make this ever I need you address so we can share it

    • @marcusj17
      @marcusj17 3 роки тому

      Man, younger me never would've needed a defib for this but now I gotta have a big cup of pineapple juice ready whenever I eat wings

  • @tommagennis
    @tommagennis 3 роки тому +211

    Can’t believe there aren’t more people pointing out the glaring inaccuracy in this recipe. April Ludgate clearly states that Paunch Burgers are “Full of Wasps.”

  • @jalyntan3044
    @jalyntan3044 3 роки тому +9

    time to add a jar of onion water to my fridge right next to the jar labeled "pasta water" and "chickpea can water"

  • @caesar5285
    @caesar5285 3 роки тому +31

    Just looking at that makes my blood feel solid

  • @PelafinaLievre
    @PelafinaLievre 3 роки тому +163

    Have you done Gilmore Girls yet? There’s so much. Sookie’s magic risotto that will add three years to a dying woman’s life. A palatable version of Luke’s Santa Burger. Blueberry shortcake

    • @savs88
      @savs88 3 роки тому +5

      PelafinaLievre It’s the perfect time of year for squash blossoms, right?

  • @notagoat2638
    @notagoat2638 3 роки тому +852

    You ever look at something and think “that is violently American” because DAMN THATS AMERICAN

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 роки тому +12

      Fun fact: Hamburgers are german.

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 3 роки тому +29

      Americans must have some crazy constipation

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 3 роки тому +40

      Ze N00B anything Germany starts, America will finish.

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial 3 роки тому +3

      Manasi M. Can confirm

    • @Canihavesubb
      @Canihavesubb 3 роки тому

      Heyyy friends

  • @zayncharania9182
    @zayncharania9182 3 роки тому +67

    “Put it in your body, or you’re a nerd.” I don’t like the sound of that.

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 3 роки тому +8

    This is, quite literally, the best burger I've ever seen.

  • @EuropeanBeerisBad
    @EuropeanBeerisBad 3 роки тому +660

    I greatly dislike the term “beef bandage”.

    • @Lilchico-rl6zo
      @Lilchico-rl6zo 3 роки тому +7

      I greatly enjoy it

    • @terminarch109
      @terminarch109 3 роки тому +22

      The actual term for it is a diaper so I mean, take your pick.

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 3 роки тому +5

      At least he's stopped saying "taught little balls."

    • @katleiz
      @katleiz 3 роки тому +11

      feels like another term for period pads or smth

    • @PKMartin
      @PKMartin 3 роки тому +6

      @@katleiz I disapprove strongly of the mental image you have just created

  • @484adam
    @484adam 3 роки тому +284

    Chef Louis’ “stuffed crabs” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid? Don't forget to sing the song..

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 роки тому +4

      YASSSS!!! That's like my favorite part from Little Mermaid lol :D

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 3 роки тому +4

      Le Poisson le Poisson! How I love learning Poisson!!

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 3 роки тому +1

      Adam R I was actually thinking about that the other day when I saw a video here on UA-cam about butchering shellfish and the guy showed you how to batter a soft-shell crab.

  • @lucf1431
    @lucf1431 Рік тому +5

    Every now and then I come back to this video, It's just perfect, perfect recipe, perfect voiceover, love it

  • @jakketchup4465
    @jakketchup4465 3 роки тому

    This is the one video on youtube that I keep going back to over and over again

  • @joem9360
    @joem9360 3 роки тому +323

    Wasn’t made of wasps, didn’t kill him, not convinced

  • @dogsodaa
    @dogsodaa 3 роки тому +166

    He really tried to make us think we needed that onion water..

    • @CaptainLogMan
      @CaptainLogMan 3 роки тому +22

      He had us in the first half. Not gonna lie.

    • @mandywaynick8725
      @mandywaynick8725 3 роки тому +11

      I was like "what whoa I've never heard of that, is it something like saving your pasta water?"

    • @Zarai_Numbers
      @Zarai_Numbers 3 роки тому +3

      I was honestly disappointed that we didn't need it lol

    • @jimmyjr803
      @jimmyjr803 3 роки тому +2

      he just doesn't want anyone else finding out how good it is

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 3 роки тому

      Thought it was gonna be like some sciencey thing.

  • @_HonkeyKong_
    @_HonkeyKong_ Рік тому +3

    glad to see Kazuhira Miller got his restaurant after everything he went through

  • @otissupreme7918
    @otissupreme7918 3 роки тому +2

    watching this gives me heartburn every time

  • @BrainMax_
    @BrainMax_ 3 роки тому +565

    I wanna see you make Blueberry Waffles with Cumin from Drake & Josh

  • @calvinenderby3107
    @calvinenderby3107 3 роки тому +88

    He better make “Andy’s mouth surprise”

  • @archivewarrior8535
    @archivewarrior8535 2 роки тому +5

    I don’t know why, but “my blood feels thick and syrupy” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while

  • @theknownliar7100
    @theknownliar7100 Рік тому +2

    I watch you nearly every day in the middle of the night getting giddy to try one of your fun recipes, keep it up.

  • @Lawless411
    @Lawless411 3 роки тому +130

    Babish: “I cant induct this into the clean plate club, my blood feels thick” Me: *scowls in Swanson*

  • @KingKeseGaming
    @KingKeseGaming 3 роки тому +283

    Babish: Until is the consistency of p-
    Me trying to relate: Pancake batter
    Babish: PAINT.
    You win this time.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 3 роки тому +3

      Question is what kind of paint? It varies between super liquid and and thick paste 😂

    • @KingKeseGaming
      @KingKeseGaming 3 роки тому

      Cavare Envius you’re asking the important questions now. We need answers Andrew!!

  • @johnprinsloo-rempel6362
    @johnprinsloo-rempel6362 3 роки тому +12

    Thrive market; we had extra packaging sitting around, so we started this company!

  • @Plug-Beatz
    @Plug-Beatz 3 роки тому

    Going thru all babish videos. I missed this one. I must watch!

  • @armandoblanco-naranjo1208
    @armandoblanco-naranjo1208 3 роки тому +158

    Random Person: What about the calori-?
    Infomercial: *P U T I T I N Y O U R B O D Y*

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels 3 роки тому +1

      This is how I felt when I ate two anomalous crusty meat logs at a Cumberland Farms

    • @sarajusledh7273
      @sarajusledh7273 3 роки тому +1

      Using syringe

    • @strangent404a7
      @strangent404a7 3 роки тому +1

      *SHOVE IT IN THERE*

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 роки тому +79

    "Hey baby I hear the blues a calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs "

    • @FearTheOldBlood....
      @FearTheOldBlood.... 3 роки тому +3

      Sacky Jeweiny Gottem

    • @adrianfrift7571
      @adrianfrift7571 3 роки тому +5

      Only original Bing with babish fans know that song 😂

    • @Dizzula
      @Dizzula 3 роки тому +5

      @@adrianfrift7571 No, Frasier fans all know that song as well...

  • @EternallyDoomed
    @EternallyDoomed 10 місяців тому +5

    Thumbnail gone on 5 videos now

  • @TomJohnson67
    @TomJohnson67 3 роки тому +1

    He speaks with such eloquence!

  • @shannonfassler3852
    @shannonfassler3852 3 роки тому +21

    You said “Parks and Rec trilogy” and I can’t tell you how bright my smile was.

  • @hdhq.08
    @hdhq.08 3 роки тому +236

    Petition for Babish to make Uncle Iroh's Jasmine Tea

  • @Anonym-yr4qn
    @Anonym-yr4qn Рік тому +1

    The Background-Music in these Videos is just Magnificent.

  • @Straightleg55
    @Straightleg55 Рік тому

    I am in love with "This thing"

  • @meem7309
    @meem7309 3 роки тому +159

    Takes a year out of your life expectancy with each bite

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, but those years come from the back end of your life and those suck anyways.

    • @cobano
      @cobano 3 роки тому +1

      Worth it.

    • @meem7309
      @meem7309 3 роки тому

      @@cobano definitely

  • @XavierCockingFootball2025
    @XavierCockingFootball2025 3 роки тому +652

    If you don’t like the paunch burger, just bury some Native American artifacts

    • @nersbabs
      @nersbabs 3 роки тому +43

      Don’t forget to add the special bachelorette party gummies 👍

    • @sillypengie2052
      @sillypengie2052 3 роки тому +23

      @@nersbabs -and then dig them out with the special Bachelorette party hats.

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 3 роки тому +1

      r/holup

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 3 роки тому +2

      Now I can hear the curse even more 👍👍

  • @jcatos
    @jcatos 3 роки тому

    Yep

  • @jackcowmoo7508
    @jackcowmoo7508 3 роки тому

    I love this episode of parks and rec

  • @kieranlyon1643
    @kieranlyon1643 3 роки тому +258

    Babish: "This clocks in at 2,400 calories."
    Me: *who just ate nearly a whole large cheese pizza alone* "... Maybe its time for a diet."

    • @jasminehebel784
      @jasminehebel784 3 роки тому +2

      at least it was just cheese? lmao

    • @ironic492
      @ironic492 3 роки тому +6

      Jasmine Hebel no no, cheese was just the highest volume of toppings. Never said how many cheeses though

    • @kieranlyon1643
      @kieranlyon1643 3 роки тому +29

      @@ironic492 One kind of cheese, but extra cheese. Like, the amount of cheese that could kill a lactose intolerant person.

    • @youngveggies6558
      @youngveggies6558 3 роки тому +8

      @@kieranlyon1643 that is a perfect description.

    • @wilber9220
      @wilber9220 3 роки тому +7

      @@kieranlyon1643 you're a legend

  • @aileencastaneda3724
    @aileencastaneda3724 3 роки тому +134

    With a “child size” soft drink it’s a real bargain at $1.59.

    • @pretzel6989
      @pretzel6989 3 роки тому +16

      It’s roughly the size of a 2 year old liquified child!

    • @andrewpanin3435
      @andrewpanin3435 3 роки тому +11

      Funny thing is, water and soda syrup are so cheap that they are still probably making decent money on that deal. Don't know about the plastic though. That's part of why they offer free refills everyone in the US, cause it's just so cheap.

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 3 роки тому +6

      Preslee Who says it’s not made from liquified children?

  • @rcangelanddemon8815
    @rcangelanddemon8815 3 роки тому

    I need this now I had never seen this before but now I need this more then anything

  • @brendansoucy2220
    @brendansoucy2220 11 місяців тому

    it's currently 2 am and i dont think any human truly understands how fast i would devour this

  • @diegolamaart
    @diegolamaart 3 роки тому +187

    It's not a complete combo if you don't make the chocolate milkshake, pshhhhfff

    • @Canihavesubb
      @Canihavesubb 3 роки тому

      Hiiiiiiii

    • @AstralightSky
      @AstralightSky 3 роки тому

      100 subscribers with real video challenge don’t you dare