Binging with Babish: Ben Wyatt's Calzones from Parks & Rec

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  • Опубліковано 13 кві 2020
  • Ben Wyatt: mayor of Ice Town, occasional Batman impersonator, and unwavering disciple of the calzone. Today we celebrate Ben's fandom with a trio of his most notorious pizza pocket projects: calzone-shaped apple pie, (poisonous) mini calzones, and the low-cal-calzone-zone. Pizza is better as a sandwich, isn't it?
    Music: "Juparo" by Broke for Free
    / broke-for-free
    Recipe: www.bingingwithbabish.com/rec...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @mitchellwhisner1200
    @mitchellwhisner1200 4 роки тому +5166

    “I wouldn’t call it that. It was more like a savory pastry, delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.”

    • @alyssabonner5671
      @alyssabonner5671 4 роки тому +141

      Mitchell Whisner it was literally just a calzone

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 4 роки тому +86

      Sounds like you’re describing a hot pocket

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +116

      @@alyssabonner5671 It was LITERALLY a just a small calzone.

    • @radmoonable
      @radmoonable 4 роки тому +32

      @RYAN MONESTERIO it's a direct quote from the show.

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 4 роки тому +16

      Isn’t a small, savory stuffed pastry fundamentally an empanada?

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  4 роки тому +2331

    It was LITERALLY just a small calzone.
    EDIT: 4 *millimeters* not centimeters. My bad.

    • @rudstarvids2267
      @rudstarvids2267 4 роки тому +3

      Binging with Babish h ow

    • @ActualHumanPerson
      @ActualHumanPerson 4 роки тому +8

      Calzones are garbage. Stromboli for the win.

    • @lolking7196
      @lolking7196 4 роки тому +4

      Calzone.Get in the Zone AUTO ZONE!

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 роки тому

      Binging with Babish Very nice

    • @ts3935
      @ts3935 4 роки тому +2

      The calzones...betrayed me?

  • @Malloc42
    @Malloc42 4 роки тому +4229

    And don't forget Pawnee's town slogan, "First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity"

    • @jacob8928
      @jacob8928 4 роки тому +114

      Pawnee: Welcome Vietnamese soldiers!

    • @iiovemiku
      @iiovemiku 4 роки тому +116

      @@jacob8928 "Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp."

    • @cranberryjuice960
      @cranberryjuice960 4 роки тому +58

      birthplace of julia roberts

    • @eaglesattack
      @eaglesattack 4 роки тому +71

      Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit

    • @MrMoodrow
      @MrMoodrow 4 роки тому +47

      Pawnee: when you're their, you're home

  • @willbransford5688
    @willbransford5688 3 роки тому +6533

    If Ben had a diet organic restaurant in California his restaurant would be called the local so-cal low-cal calzone zone

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 3 роки тому +151

      That is a fantastic name-

    • @neardragon6716
      @neardragon6716 3 роки тому +90

      that's not a name that's just sounds

    • @trym2121
      @trym2121 3 роки тому +191

      @@neardragon6716 no. It's lo cal so cal low cal cal zone-zone

    • @neardragon6716
      @neardragon6716 3 роки тому +43

      Try M did u have a stroke

    • @Sword_of_Saint_14
      @Sword_of_Saint_14 3 роки тому +7

      @@neardragon6716 LOL

  • @abc68130
    @abc68130 4 роки тому +6799

    How to flex in 2019: Let me just get one of my Lamborghinis
    How to flex in 2020: Let me just get my giant bag of dry yeast.

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal 4 роки тому +98

      yeah man, can't find yeast anywhere now

    • @tomaskalinka5679
      @tomaskalinka5679 4 роки тому +43

      @@1mSeal Would it be drastically different if you made your immortal sourdough starter ?

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal 4 роки тому +4

      @@tomaskalinka5679 You kinda lost me here. what do you mean?

    • @thaumatomane
      @thaumatomane 4 роки тому +50

      @@1mSeal If you get or make a sourdough culture you will have a constantly growing source of levening agent. The sourdough bacterial culture will grow (you just have to feed it) and you can use that to make many things. It never runs out since it replenishes itself. The main issue is that it does not lend itself to everything. Some things that need to be super airy will likely do best with yeast.

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal 4 роки тому +34

      @@thaumatomane I just looked at this option now, and while it is interesting, i doubt it fits, i want to do the NY style Pizza dough, and that is already a three day operation, now add the week i need for the Sourdough culture, this is way too long for me.
      however, while looking at this option you had led me to look up at high natural yeast having products like raisins, apples skins, potato water.
      And since i do have a bunch of potatoes, i might try that, so thanks for the indirect help :)

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 4 роки тому +3843

    I love how Ben loves Calzones so much that he even tries to make the pronounciation more complicated than it is.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 роки тому +124

      "Uh-Cal-zon-eh!"

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 4 роки тому +71

      “Uh-Cal-uh-zon-a”

    • @eggsalad3311
      @eggsalad3311 4 роки тому +40

      "Uh-cala-zone-neh"

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 4 роки тому +21

      "Uh-Cal-a-zo-neh-zo-neh-neh"

    • @dave3938
      @dave3938 3 роки тому +16

      bluesira minus the uh that’s pretty much how it’s supposed to be pronounced being an Italian word 😂

  • @Ultimaniacx4
    @Ultimaniacx4 3 роки тому +1379

    "The calzones...betrayed me?" Is one of my all time favorite lines of Parks and Rec.

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 3 роки тому +57

      The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water lying about being milk.

    • @Ultimaniacx4
      @Ultimaniacx4 3 роки тому +9

      @@nooneinparticular469 Thats also a super strong one.

  • @nathanieljoseph9077
    @nathanieljoseph9077 4 роки тому +6317

    “And whats a pie? A SWEET CALZONE”-Ben Wyatt

  • @beansontoast6622
    @beansontoast6622 4 роки тому +915

    Ron's order from Paunch Burger when he's making a point to Leslie.

    • @bluestone227
      @bluestone227 4 роки тому +29

      Ron's paunch burger that he put a banana in

    • @D_Boone
      @D_Boone 4 роки тому +8

      And then put a banana on it and eat it.

    • @limeminun6042
      @limeminun6042 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @tierneymay980
      @tierneymay980 4 роки тому +9

      @@D_Boone He must be so happy to be allergic to bananas, to be able to say no to that request

    • @BayouChamps
      @BayouChamps 4 роки тому +5

      "Ughh. 'Number Two' is right." -Anne Perkins.

  • @AngryTheGnome
    @AngryTheGnome 4 роки тому +1550

    in Italy we call the small frying calzoni: "panzerotti" which translate roughly to "small bellys"

    • @JordanWallac3
      @JordanWallac3 4 роки тому +58

      small belly that makes a big belly

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 4 роки тому +21

      In Indonesia we call them "Pastel"
      Which is weird and nobody knows why we call them that.

    • @dogebama
      @dogebama 4 роки тому +10

      IN AMERICA WE CALL THEM TAUGHT BALLS

    • @karasking4862
      @karasking4862 4 роки тому +5

      That is adorable and I love it.

    • @whatwouldtarado213
      @whatwouldtarado213 4 роки тому +19

      THANK YOU! I grew up in NJ and yelled "THAT'S A PANZEROTTI!" at my computer screen.

  • @Frozenwinter84
    @Frozenwinter84 4 роки тому +1948

    If you do a paunchburger episode, dont forget the "child" sized soda or Water+

    • @doctorofskillz2932
      @doctorofskillz2932 4 роки тому +46

      Water zero

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 4 роки тому +54

      @@doctorofskillz2932 diet water zero light...it has only 60 calories per serving.

    • @7upcan502
      @7upcan502 3 роки тому +10

      That episode litterslly made me sick and I eat a lot

    • @bonkai68
      @bonkai68 3 роки тому +15

      @Lavender-Reboot roughly there size of a 2 year old child if they were liquified

    • @nghstudios65
      @nghstudios65 3 роки тому +1

      It was a milkshake.

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n 3 роки тому +747

    Babish: "in another bowl combine threequartersofacupofsugaroneandahalfoftablespoonsofcornstarchonequartercupofbrownsugartwoteaspoonsofcinnamonhalfteaspoonofgroundgingerhalfteaspoonofgroundallspicecornteaspoonofgroundcloveszestofonelemonandteaspoonofkoshersalt."
    Me: "Sugar and salt then. Got it!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +529

    "Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature. See a doctor."
    -Binging with Babish 2020

  • @krishnavenugopal5680
    @krishnavenugopal5680 4 роки тому +2858

    Not gonna lie but the “Low cal calzone zone” is a pretty sick name

    • @christianobangnaldo3393
      @christianobangnaldo3393 4 роки тому +17

      band name idea

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 4 роки тому +135

      Make the first one in southern California. Call it the SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone

    • @krishnavenugopal5680
      @krishnavenugopal5680 4 роки тому +4

      jimwormmaster That’s even better

    • @kleyperr6113
      @kleyperr6113 4 роки тому +35

      “Get a taste of the locale at the SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone!”

    • @grashi
      @grashi 4 роки тому +1

      No One 😂😂😂

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 3 роки тому +428

    "Haverford rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me! I’m not your maid!"
    ~Tom Haverford

    • @suhanikhanna7991
      @suhanikhanna7991 3 роки тому +25

      I am not your mAiDeeeeee

    • @hariviswanathane3431
      @hariviswanathane3431 3 роки тому +4

      @@suhanikhanna7991 The calzones...
      Betrayed me?

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 роки тому +7

      Drizzling sauce on food should be a crime. You're supposed to dip.

    • @priyantimandal770
      @priyantimandal770 2 роки тому +1

      Why did I read it in Tom's "snazzy" voice ...

  • @craggywag5482
    @craggywag5482 4 роки тому +612

    "it's just pizza that's harder to eat!"
    -Leslie Knope, 2014

    • @ARiter
      @ARiter 4 роки тому +14

      but also better

    • @audee575
      @audee575 3 роки тому +2

      @@ARiter i dunno fam pepsi lowkey better

    • @audee575
      @audee575 3 роки тому +16

      @Sofa King so how tf should it be like

    • @zeroast9474
      @zeroast9474 3 роки тому +9

      @Sofa King what is the proper way to do it then?

    • @javierescuella731
      @javierescuella731 3 роки тому +16

      Sofa King there’s more than one way to make a calzone bud

  • @dhawthorne1634
    @dhawthorne1634 4 роки тому +467

    "Food IS magical. There's this one place that makes calzones that tell you how you are going to die."
    Calzone: "You are going to die by choking on a calzone."

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 4 роки тому +5

      D Hawthorne haha just kidding, a giant is gonna sit on you

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 4 роки тому +2

      Calzones from We Bare Bears

    • @dhawthorne1634
      @dhawthorne1634 4 роки тому

      @@VanNessy97 No, SVTFOE.

    • @dhawthorne1634
      @dhawthorne1634 4 роки тому

      @@scrumptious5110 Nope, CIC got it right. It was a joke. They really had died by a giant sitting on their face.

    • @tomiokatheanimator1306
      @tomiokatheanimator1306 4 роки тому

      D Hawthorne I knew I remembered that quote from somewhere

  • @hufflepufflez3293
    @hufflepufflez3293 4 роки тому +1637

    if this man ever had fanfiction written about him the focus on his forearms would be disturbing

    • @AlexR05e
      @AlexR05e 4 роки тому +283

      This is... such a cursed comment. You’re not wrong however and a terrible part of me wants to get to writing now.

    • @hufflepufflez3293
      @hufflepufflez3293 4 роки тому +105

      @@AlexR05e oh, _please_ do

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 4 роки тому +30

      All I can do is hope this doesn't exist

    • @abluejayc3503
      @abluejayc3503 4 роки тому +44

      @@ellabrown4248 the easiest thing to do is not to go look for it

    • @denny.moiras
      @denny.moiras 4 роки тому +14

      If you were able to think it somebody probably did too and I hope that probably is incorrect

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 3 роки тому +39

    “Part skimmed ricotta which is kind of like wallpaper paste” 😂

  • @frankbradley4487
    @frankbradley4487 4 роки тому +803

    PAUNCH BURGER AND MEAT TORNADO AND LESLIE’S WAFFLES COMBINED EPISODE WHEN!?

    • @presarioman
      @presarioman 4 роки тому +14

      Omg, the meat tornado!

    • @maxijgo23
      @maxijgo23 4 роки тому +26

      @@presarioman It literally killed a guy last year.

    • @etenterprises
      @etenterprises 4 роки тому +16

      You had me at meat tornado.

    • @frankbradley4487
      @frankbradley4487 4 роки тому +8

      Jeff Lee {proceeds to drop desk drawer on the ground.}

    • @John-nd7il
      @John-nd7il 4 роки тому +2

      It’s called the Swanson.

  • @deez581
    @deez581 4 роки тому +421

    WHY IS THIS EPISODE GOING SO FAST

  • @demetergrasseater
    @demetergrasseater 4 роки тому +136

    Tiny deep-fried calzone is defined by us Puerto Ricans as the only permissible way to make empanadas.

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 роки тому +3

      My mom makes empanadas but she makes them like little apple pies instead of the meat filling

    • @scrubthedub69
      @scrubthedub69 3 роки тому

      Amen

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque Рік тому

      ​@@brock8061 I've also heard of pineapple or strawberries in empanadas

  • @opnic_
    @opnic_ 3 роки тому +120

    “Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature, see a doctor.”
    I’m dead

    • @lumberjack7178
      @lumberjack7178 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @ASDAPOI
      @ASDAPOI 3 роки тому +10

      Should’ve gone to see that doctor

    • @nikorobinson6336
      @nikorobinson6336 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm I'm just backed up nothing to worry about

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 3 роки тому

      Maybe just send a picture of them to all of your female employees, that should fix the problem

    • @cofl71
      @cofl71 2 роки тому

      Genuine spit-take. :)

  • @hudsonmaks3989
    @hudsonmaks3989 4 роки тому +1609

    He says he doesn’t understand the people of Pawnee, he must be an Eagletonian

  • @Amy_Sax
    @Amy_Sax 4 роки тому +244

    Babish: "out of breath a few times"
    Me: Casually moves away from laptop.

    • @jiraph52
      @jiraph52 4 роки тому +13

      **I move away from the laptop to breathe in

    • @fhat_the_wuck
      @fhat_the_wuck 4 роки тому

      Oh good, i'm not the only one who did that then.

    • @jagtan13
      @jagtan13 4 роки тому +1

      @@jiraph52 Tay Z.

    • @coolfrisbee
      @coolfrisbee 4 роки тому +1

      He had it a few episodes ago, and seeing this one made me happy that he's recovered =)

  • @erfling1
    @erfling1 3 роки тому +23

    I used to work at a place that both made calzones and had a deep fryer, and also had a slow season. Long story short, deep fried calzones are very good. Also deep fried desert calzones, with chocolate inside

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 4 роки тому +220

    You should do the Pawnee Unity Day Burger...
    “I love Pawnee, I just ordered a small burger; and both the buns were mini pizzas...”
    I’m imagining deep dishes...

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 роки тому +13

      At some point he has to make jj’s diner waffles

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 роки тому +338

    "burnished and browned and ... b'done"
    I come for the cooking skill but I stay for the alliteration.

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 4 роки тому +844

    corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog.

    • @majestichotwings6974
      @majestichotwings6974 4 роки тому +23

      Cursed

    • @velcro1061
      @velcro1061 4 роки тому +34

      Corn bone? You mean the cob

    • @closetwarrior
      @closetwarrior 4 роки тому +95

      @@velcro1061 No. Corn bone.

    • @emilyguzman8599
      @emilyguzman8599 4 роки тому +19

      Corn bone sound like Joe Exotics neighbor's name

    • @Nikkitapup
      @Nikkitapup 4 роки тому +9

      This is an awful thing to ask for.
      Someone figured out how to do it.
      But only Babish could make it not terrible.
      Not that I know why he'd do it because it doesn't really fit either of his cooking show categories.

  • @reioni2143
    @reioni2143 4 роки тому +250

    7:35 You sure you don’t mean millimeters? 4 centimeters is like an inch and a half.

  • @callumjames7776
    @callumjames7776 4 роки тому +220

    That is LITERALLY the best idea I’ve ever heard.

    • @avar.9926
      @avar.9926 4 роки тому +29

      You'd be lying if you didn't read that comment in the Chris traeger voice.

    • @ShrapnelTwo
      @ShrapnelTwo 4 роки тому +19

      Scientists believe that the first human to live 150 years has already been born.
      I believe I am that human.

    • @ericac6648
      @ericac6648 3 роки тому +15

      ann perkins! ;)

    • @wyliemercado3757
      @wyliemercado3757 3 роки тому +8

      *two seconds later* That is LITERALLY the worst idea ever

    • @leongkinwai9709
      @leongkinwai9709 3 роки тому +1

      That idea is terrible.

  • @SmilesTheAce
    @SmilesTheAce 4 роки тому +322

    This brought back a memory of a very obscure TV show called “Ed” about a guy who owned a bowling alley. Anyway, one episode one of the cooks had an idea of deep frying a whole apple pie instead of a calzone shaped one. Always wanted to try it, but I know it maybe a little dangerous since I don’t have a big enough deep fryer. Haha!

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 роки тому

      Dew it.

    • @nicebot337
      @nicebot337 4 роки тому +2

      You can do it but smaller ?

    • @edstirling
      @edstirling 4 роки тому +8

      make small ones. sounds like a killer fritter.

    • @jameslanders3421
      @jameslanders3421 4 роки тому

      I love Ed. I wish they could release it again. Stupid music rights.

    • @arwen-_-E.M.P.
      @arwen-_-E.M.P. 4 роки тому

      Ryann Soriano
      I have nine syllables for you:
      The king of random, And a Bathtub.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 4 роки тому +440

    Babish is such a perfectionist that I thought he was actually going to give himself food poisoning for the video

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 2 роки тому +59

    I just noticed Babish said "four-ish _centimetres_ thick" when rolling out mini calzone dough XD
    don't do that! Four-ish _millimetres_ is far more reasonable

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 3 роки тому +18

    I never watched a single episode of Parks and Rec, but I can tell the writer or writers of the show really loves food.

  • @lemmadogman4924
    @lemmadogman4924 4 роки тому +412

    “Empanadas - I mean calzones” REAL every time I see that scene I think “that’s literally an empanada”

    • @EmblaWanderer
      @EmblaWanderer 4 роки тому +7

      And the small ones are 'empanadillas'

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 4 роки тому +34

      I mean they have different names in every culture. Putting a filling inside a pastry casing is a good way to transport it. It's why it's a worker's food. Everyone basically went "this is a good idea" on their own and created the same thing through trial and error.

    • @yogawarriorgirl
      @yogawarriorgirl 4 роки тому +14

      @@ArtemisScribe High-calorie food in transportable shell, the thing that unites the world!

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama 4 роки тому +7

      That must have been the point of this video then.
      Because he opens it with "calzones" and the first thing he made was just a fucking apple pie lol

    • @ricvg9386
      @ricvg9386 4 роки тому +5

      I just remembered a few months ago I went to this empanada place near my house and they had a pretty weird one with dulce de leche and cheese, and of course I had to order it. It was surprisingly good, so I'll just leave that information here, if any of you guys have dulce de leche and want to taste a weird calzone- I mean, empanada, give it a try.

  • @aztolfoz
    @aztolfoz 4 роки тому +1504

    "You were expecting a JoJo episode, but it was me, a calzone episode!"

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 4 роки тому +29

      aztolfoz KONO DIO DA

    • @cantaffordmanga3908
      @cantaffordmanga3908 4 роки тому +58

      Yeah my hopes are that Andrew makes Mista’s strawberry cake, or some of Tonio Trussardi’s food. I’m pretty sure there are ingredients in the manga.

    • @troyhilario2770
      @troyhilario2770 4 роки тому +22

      KONO CALZONE DA !!!

    • @have5599
      @have5599 4 роки тому +29

      I hope he makes the baby shit banana pudding

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid 4 роки тому +9

      Calzone! How many times are you going to delay the JoJo episode?

  • @westnilesnipes
    @westnilesnipes 4 роки тому +68

    “The calzones....betrayed me!?” Lol
    God bless Ben Wyatt and his love of calzones 😂

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 роки тому +2

      I wish he had started some sort of restaurant like Tom did. Or he could’ve made his calzones at toms bistro

    • @westnilesnipes
      @westnilesnipes 3 роки тому

      Brock The Calzone-zone! Lol

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 роки тому +1

      WestNileSnipes I KNOW I really wanted him to make that restaurant at some point

  • @unleashedplayer
    @unleashedplayer 3 роки тому +16

    Now THIS is the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

  • @earlgrey8143
    @earlgrey8143 4 роки тому +141

    "Haha! You thought this was the Jojo episode... but it was me, Ben Wyatt!"

  • @Frankenbutt99
    @Frankenbutt99 4 роки тому +663

    Broke: Binging with Babish
    Woke: *The low-cal calzone zone*

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 4 роки тому +7

    I got flashbacks to when Babish put actual blood sweat and tears in the Matilda cake and completely thought he would put expired sausage in the calzone for accuracy

  • @the_bamboozler9613
    @the_bamboozler9613 3 роки тому +88

    2:55 my sister has one of those but she keeps it in her room guess she like to cook in her room

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 3 роки тому +36

      I'm sad that I dont even need to click the time stamp to know you're making a joke about the immersion blender

    • @samthomas4074
      @samthomas4074 3 роки тому +2

      Damn I need to cook in my room

    • @AmraphelofShinar
      @AmraphelofShinar 3 роки тому +15

      Does her use of this device lead to what we see at 2:45?

    • @ashmitsingh6995
      @ashmitsingh6995 3 роки тому +3

      @@AmraphelofShinar when you accidentally chuck your pasta water but remember you're cooking in your room and have an immersion blender

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 4 роки тому +624

    Babish: “Hey guys sorry I couldn’t get the Jojo episode out”
    Also Babish: “Hmm lets do Paunch Burger next episode”

    • @babishculinaryuniverse
      @babishculinaryuniverse  4 роки тому +189

      Just joshing - Jojo episode drops next week, I got ahold of the rennet for some mozzarella-making!

    • @doppovulkan8449
      @doppovulkan8449 4 роки тому +23

      We were memein' babby.
      Also I'm gonna use this opportunity to say that I heckin' love you holy crap you're amazing
      You're the very reason I started cooking and experimenting at home, oh and Coronavirus is also the reason for that.

    • @danielludwig647
      @danielludwig647 4 роки тому +35

      @@babishculinaryuniverse aww shit, are we getting an episode based on Tonio's restaurant?? I'm down.

    • @marcelneudorf9340
      @marcelneudorf9340 4 роки тому +9

      @@babishculinaryuniverse is your Mozzarella also going to heal the consumers body?

    • @pendularnuncius2618
      @pendularnuncius2618 4 роки тому +7

      @@babishculinaryuniverse really hope the mozzarella is for tonio's restaurant and not that scene from steel ball run.

  • @thejackalope2622
    @thejackalope2622 4 роки тому +292

    Is "Apple calzone" another way to say "almost a whole apple pie"?

    • @quintenpena693
      @quintenpena693 4 роки тому +10

      Kevin Dunlap It’s the unit of measurement for 3/4 of a whole pie

    • @crypticwestwind876
      @crypticwestwind876 4 роки тому +6

      "Large apple turnovers"

    • @SirDiamondNips
      @SirDiamondNips 4 роки тому +1

      More like 9/16ths of an apple pie.

  • @endurogod5230
    @endurogod5230 4 роки тому +18

    I was watching this at 1.25× speed and when he started talking extra fast i thought I was tripping

  • @ITSM3JON
    @ITSM3JON 3 роки тому +18

    I get so hyped to cook this stuff and then he says some "let that shit rest for 18 hours " D:

  • @titovelez989
    @titovelez989 4 роки тому +1563

    Babish: "Jojo episode next week"
    Me: "Oh God, he's gonna make the tea"

    • @OTSND
      @OTSND 4 роки тому +46

      underrated post right here

    • @funnyname2922
      @funnyname2922 4 роки тому +101

      He's gonna make water that makes you cry

    • @OnionJuice517
      @OnionJuice517 4 роки тому +117

      Next Time on Binging with Babish: Shigechi's Sandwich

    • @deadchanellmao9929
      @deadchanellmao9929 4 роки тому +26

      NOT THE TEA

    • @spcolcord
      @spcolcord 4 роки тому +54

      Remigiusz Ruciński step one: cut off hand of attractive women. Step two: place in sandwich bag. Done

  • @KittyCatThang
    @KittyCatThang 4 роки тому +167

    "About 4-sih centimeters thick" Me, swapping back to this tab in confusion: That's a thick ass calzone-????

    • @jozsefgal9939
      @jozsefgal9939 4 роки тому +16

      he probably meant millimeters, but I was confused too XD

    • @gabryelshepard4803
      @gabryelshepard4803 4 роки тому +2

      I was hoping somebody else noticed that lmao

    • @KittyCatThang
      @KittyCatThang 4 роки тому +2

      @@jozsefgal9939 Oh he definitely did, but it just made me laugh when I heard that. XD

    • @vende6137
      @vende6137 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, scrolled down to the comments too because of that one.

    • @jozsefgal9939
      @jozsefgal9939 4 роки тому

      @@KittyCatThang yeah I was like: uhm wat?

  • @gourmetchocolatemilk9639
    @gourmetchocolatemilk9639 3 роки тому +6

    See, the calzone love is where i feel a connection with Ben. The traditional-breakfast love is where i feel a connection with Ron.

  • @komico11
    @komico11 4 роки тому +18

    Me: Did this man just use his protein powder lid as a cutter?
    My brain: Yes he did....yes he did

  • @shanewoods6440
    @shanewoods6440 4 роки тому +96

    Babish: "roll out to about 4-ish centimetres thick"
    I think he definitely meant millimeters. 'Murica

  • @spzaruba5089
    @spzaruba5089 4 роки тому +1878

    Friend: Why do you like calzones? They're only a quesadilla pizza.
    Me: You made my point.
    (Edit: much love to the fans of quesadilla pizzas! Thank you.)

    • @alanwiggins47
      @alanwiggins47 4 роки тому +40

      Or are quesadillas a Mexican calzone?

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater 4 роки тому +39

      A pizza is an unfolded calzone...

    • @kevintapia1760
      @kevintapia1760 4 роки тому +4

      alan wiggins no since a quesadilla I shut but not sealed so no

    • @shiroiku9314
      @shiroiku9314 4 роки тому

      @@kevintapia1760 Shut up

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 4 роки тому

      @@kevintapia1760 not necessarilly

  • @alexlodervo
    @alexlodervo 4 роки тому

    "Ben Wyatt" by First of October was stuck on a loop in my head for this entire video, and I'm here for it

  • @kyralumpkin1974
    @kyralumpkin1974 4 роки тому +16

    You should do the tomato sandwich from Harriett the Spy!
    I’d love to see how you would babish the simpleness of it!

  • @samrosen9748
    @samrosen9748 4 роки тому +47

    The accounting firm getting Ben calzones for cracking the case is the happiest moment in TV history

  • @thefool_1164
    @thefool_1164 4 роки тому +101

    Whenever andy really likes the food he makes his utensil bounce up and down after the bite
    Its the victory dance of the cooking world

  • @DATA-qt3nb
    @DATA-qt3nb 4 роки тому +6

    for sure, whenever i use skim mozz i have to grate a little parm, romano, or Ricotta Salata for a tiny amount of genuine cheese flavor.

  • @edim108
    @edim108 3 роки тому +150

    The mini calzones are just "pierogi but made by an Italian".

  • @danielgeroe1166
    @danielgeroe1166 4 роки тому +123

    You should do "Ron's Paunch Burger." Ann tells Ron in one episode that needs more potassium. Ron is so opposed to plant-based food he physically can't eat the banana. He smashes it in a burger to eat it.
    So.... banana burgers?

    • @lemonb9961
      @lemonb9961 4 роки тому +7

      Sadly he is allergic to banana

    • @164ribinbenny6
      @164ribinbenny6 4 роки тому +8

      Guess who else can't physically eat banana😂

    • @maguirebentz797
      @maguirebentz797 4 роки тому +2

      Or you could do the paunch burger from the fake commercial they made for the show

    • @natalieely8555
      @natalieely8555 4 роки тому +2

      Or he could make the vegetable loaf.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 роки тому

      What about plantains?

  • @UniCorn-vq1xo
    @UniCorn-vq1xo 4 роки тому +171

    4:55 „if your balls do this after 1 1/2 hours at room temperature go see a doctor” 😂

  • @KimberlyS01
    @KimberlyS01 3 роки тому +7

    By the way, if you're trying to avoid filling leakage, try to make sure there's as little air trapped in your dumpling/calzone before you seal it up.

  • @chophappy
    @chophappy 4 роки тому +1

    Parks and rec was such a great show! I'm excited to try the calzone from the show!

  • @Sam-pg8cs
    @Sam-pg8cs 4 роки тому +685

    No one:
    *Andrew’s fork:* ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
    He used the fork shake of excellence in his new episode I’m dead 💀💀💀

    • @Al-zs6tq
      @Al-zs6tq 4 роки тому +20

      5:52

    • @IanMossMakeMoss
      @IanMossMakeMoss 4 роки тому +26

      Andrews hand after every bite in every video:⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

    • @wawa95035
      @wawa95035 4 роки тому +1

      Water ok but why did I laugh

    • @jordanjohnston3678
      @jordanjohnston3678 4 роки тому +9

      Natarattata here’s why. It is a response to certain external or internal stimuli. Laughter can arise from such activities as being tickled, or from humorous stories or thoughts. On some occasions, however, it may be caused by contrary emotional states such as embarrassment, apology, or confusion such as nervous laughter or courtesy laugh.

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 4 роки тому

      @@IanMossMakeMoss crumbs and juices, existent or not, shall be returned to the metaphorical plate

  • @yerkomunozb.3537
    @yerkomunozb.3537 4 роки тому +282

    "That's where the testicular similarities end, because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature: see a doctor." - Binging with Babish 4:53

  • @salownsu123
    @salownsu123 4 роки тому +1

    I just wanna say, as much as I like your videos in general, I never knew how much I needed a hyper sped up recipe with sped up video. I'm starting to be a half decent home chef and if online recipes were always presented like this, I wouldn't have to skim through 8 minutes of fluff tossed between important parts and realize I have to go back cause I skipped an important part.

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord 4 роки тому +8

    And this (5:30) is when I realized he has the apple calzone in the background.
    Lol

  • @SteveSmith-sd5hq
    @SteveSmith-sd5hq 4 роки тому +574

    Andrew these days:
    *Breathes*
    "Air, courtesy of America's Test Kitchen."

    • @maggots7131
      @maggots7131 4 роки тому +6

      Steve Smith American Test Kitchen is your god

  • @valeriemunday8814
    @valeriemunday8814 4 роки тому +383

    "In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American citizen, I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number Two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, Hash Browns, Chili Cheese Fries, and one poached egg.”
    "Ugh, number 2 is right."

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 4 роки тому +5

      That sounds delicious though. I want like 6 poached eggs though.

    • @xgotSOLE
      @xgotSOLE 4 роки тому +4

      Babish should include a banana in the burger. For... you know... his health

    • @Mumbungua
      @Mumbungua 4 роки тому

      I want this

  • @songoku7390
    @songoku7390 4 роки тому

    Little tip on the crimping, start from the center and work toward the edges with both hands simultaneously with a slight twist towards the ends for decoration

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord 3 роки тому +3

    “These people live and die for something called Paunch burger. Maybe I’ll try that.”
    And that’s what brought us to this day.

  • @POTATOEH81
    @POTATOEH81 4 роки тому +508

    It would be really nice if babish made an episode about Heavy's Sandwich from TF2 in memory of Rick May the voice actor of TF2's Soldier and peppy hare from Starfox 64 who recently passed away from The Coronavirus
    Edit Inspired from the replies : and maybe some of the other iconic foodstuffs if one sandwich isn't enough material for a video

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 4 роки тому +21

      Rick May dude.
      I agree though, tribute food from Babish would be cool.

    • @blackironwalterkus3851
      @blackironwalterkus3851 4 роки тому +7

      Dude if you’re going to do a tribute, at least try and spell the guys name right.

    • @POTATOEH81
      @POTATOEH81 4 роки тому +14

      I'm sorry , google Autocorrects May to Ray for me because it's my friends name and I use it commonly

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +4

      POTATO EH-81-ATG Bruh you did it again

    • @POTATOEH81
      @POTATOEH81 4 роки тому +7

      @@oddacity5883 goddammit , sorry

  • @nook8942
    @nook8942 4 роки тому +34

    After binging the whole show in a month, I only think of Ben every time I hear that word. And I got him stuck in my head for hours

  • @ominofail6826
    @ominofail6826 4 роки тому +17

    as an italian i must admit ive never seen calzone made with pie dough xD
    looks good though

  • @KayleeGridleyLimitless
    @KayleeGridleyLimitless 3 роки тому +6

    All these P&R foods are making me want to rewatch it. Again. I love that show.
    Edit: i really want his books they seem like a great read, even if you aren't going to cook all the recipes, which I would def try to do.

  • @ginnygriffin2148
    @ginnygriffin2148 4 роки тому +183

    Initially I thought “why do the dessert calzone first?” Then I remembered being an adult means you can have dessert first whenever you want. Being an adult is sick.

    • @Maxer110
      @Maxer110 4 роки тому +6

      Holy shit You are Right.

    • @thebonelessone3107
      @thebonelessone3107 4 роки тому +12

      Ginny Griffin True, we can have dessert whenever we want, but that also means we have to sometimes decide when NOT to have dessert. Also taxes and stuff.

    • @aichadoumbia9199
      @aichadoumbia9199 4 роки тому

      Qmo

    • @ginnygriffin2148
      @ginnygriffin2148 4 роки тому

      Aïcha Doumbia qmo?

    • @gothicwebby2097
      @gothicwebby2097 4 роки тому

      TylerWhocott ???

  • @Signs-tm9cv
    @Signs-tm9cv 4 роки тому +144

    “That idea is terrible”- Chris Treger

  • @katelenway5586
    @katelenway5586 4 роки тому +1

    there is just something about watching babish that makes it so relaxing.

  • @nviz47
    @nviz47 4 роки тому +1

    Fun! The mini-calzones really made me think of dumplings when being filled :') or like pasties.. yummy

  • @DaFro3713
    @DaFro3713 4 роки тому +233

    Haverford rule number one: avoid any food where sauce is served on the side. Drizzle it on for me, I’m not your maaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

  • @TheKamiBunny
    @TheKamiBunny 3 роки тому

    I've never done cold fermentation before and I bake breads a lot...
    Watching that speedy food processor dough I wana try that soon.

  • @aries_chaos
    @aries_chaos Рік тому

    the fork bouncing on that apple calzone pie.. wow. Next level.

  • @expiredlunch
    @expiredlunch 4 роки тому +326

    Me: uses sea salt instead of kosher salt
    Culinary gods: So you have chosen death

    • @TheRexTera
      @TheRexTera 4 роки тому +10

      The only difference is that you might want to change your measurements since the grains of salt might be in different sizes. Example is: one table spoon of finely grained table salt is much more than one table spoon of kosher salt that have bigger grains of salt and gives room for more air around each grains.

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 4 роки тому +11

      @@TheRexTera - one word,
      grams.
      that's the word, grams is the word, ababa umamamau, have you heard that gRams is the woRd-
      (I don't know I'm trying to make this at least a comment worth posting instead of looking like an asshat about grams and tablespoons)

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 4 роки тому +2

      @@pikariocraftf2802 ABABA UMAMAMAU

  • @hardyworld
    @hardyworld 4 роки тому +54

    In the last recipe, you said you pounded and rolled the dough out into a large round "about 4-ish centimeters thick". I don't think you meant to say that as 4 centimeters is over 1.5 inches thick, which is taller than the lid you used as a biscuit-cutter. Everything looked amazing (as expected).

    • @vincenttoffoli9209
      @vincenttoffoli9209 4 роки тому +17

      Probably meant 4 millimeters, which would be a perfectly reasonable thickness.

    • @derkik
      @derkik 4 роки тому

      He said ish.

  • @annabellelin7730
    @annabellelin7730 Рік тому +3

    I think it's fitting that you picked sausage.
    Botulinum, which is one of the nastier food poisoning bacteria, was named because it was found in contaminated sausage. The "botulus" part means sausage.

  • @imaniwilson9084
    @imaniwilson9084 4 роки тому

    I might cry because of how delicious your food is every time I watch your videos

  • @g9luvsyoutube
    @g9luvsyoutube 4 роки тому +242

    “ A *CCCAAAlllLLLooOOOZZZZOOOOooooonNNNEEEEsszzzzz...* “

    • @Someone-sj7ep
      @Someone-sj7ep 4 роки тому +1

      AxxL what?

    • @retr016
      @retr016 4 роки тому

      oh, it's the disabled UA-camr, again.

    • @Someone-sj7ep
      @Someone-sj7ep 4 роки тому +1

      MT 611 I am not disabled

    • @Mikey-pl3hz
      @Mikey-pl3hz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Someone-sj7ep talking about the first reply guy, not you i hope

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 роки тому +1

      “Or as you Americans call it calzones”

  • @nikelsndimes3937
    @nikelsndimes3937 4 роки тому +304

    “Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir” - Leslie Knope

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 4 роки тому +7

      I don't know if they're harder to eat, but each time, it feel like I have half less pizza than all the other pizzas on the menu... so I never order them XD

    • @parkesc7832
      @parkesc7832 4 роки тому +8

      Agree, pizza is just more straightforward and visible

    • @jobama9909
      @jobama9909 4 роки тому

      Parkesc78 no no no no no

    • @galacticravioli3217
      @galacticravioli3217 4 роки тому

      have size ones are like a pizza taco though, also frozen calzones are like 1000% better than frozen pizza

    • @NclinedMuzaclly
      @NclinedMuzaclly 4 роки тому

      Hate calzones because the filling is never cooked to my liking

  • @verYCreepyDoll
    @verYCreepyDoll 3 роки тому

    Imagine trying to cook along this...him rattling down what he’s doing is giving me whiplash 😆

  • @prinzuh
    @prinzuh Рік тому +20

    that's crazy how he was able to keep up while cooking with his fast talking

  • @benpeters-brown5317
    @benpeters-brown5317 4 роки тому +210

    "Cal zone apple pie"
    *hears the rage of millions of Italians about to turn my ass into a can of chopped tomatoes*

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 роки тому +10

      *Funiculi Funicula starts to get louder.*

    • @wyletwo
      @wyletwo 4 роки тому +12

      also isn't a calzone apple pie just an oversized apple empanada?

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 4 роки тому +1

      Nothing can compare to a way an italian prepare tomatoes

  • @radicaledward3783
    @radicaledward3783 4 роки тому +387

    Honestly the fact that I wasn't surprised Andrew was willing to actually give himself food poisoning is a testament to how committed he is to the show, even if he didn't actually.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 4 роки тому

      I thought he would, too.

    • @weirdchris3560
      @weirdchris3560 4 роки тому +14

      I mean he put literal blood and sweat in the cake in the Matilda Chocolate Cake vid.

    • @Snax000
      @Snax000 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah after he drank the cold cure anything was possible

    • @swarley2500
      @swarley2500 4 роки тому

      @@Snax000 he couldnt taste it anyways.

    • @cebada1272
      @cebada1272 4 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp.

  • @icooper124
    @icooper124 4 роки тому +139

    7:37 “...about four-ish _centimeters_ thick...” In freedom units that’s over an inch and a half 😁 I think _millimeters_ was the word you were looking for

  • @yassenrossen2015
    @yassenrossen2015 3 роки тому

    This is my favourite cooking channel

  • @kenziehurlock
    @kenziehurlock 3 роки тому

    I finally am watching Parks and Rec and I regret not watching it sooner.

  • @RayBlendertube
    @RayBlendertube 4 роки тому +481

    "Mini-Calzone" is called "Panzerotto". Calzone is when it's baked, Panzerotto when it's deep-fried.

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 4 роки тому +20

      But in this case it's an empanada. Because, you know, pie dough.

    • @matzmx
      @matzmx 4 роки тому +5

      But it's actually pronounced "samosa" lol

    • @RayBlendertube
      @RayBlendertube 4 роки тому +12

      @@matzmx Samosa is an entire different thing.

    • @michaelwodz9807
      @michaelwodz9807 4 роки тому +5

      Ok italian

    • @MoeZarella
      @MoeZarella 4 роки тому +5

      Panzerotto könnte auch mein Opa sein

  • @Yurrita
    @Yurrita 4 роки тому +65

    I literally smile when I hear you say “sauté pin” now, happy to see you’re healthy and back in the regular swing of things. ✌🏽

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 4 роки тому +9

      One word
      Sauteepn. Like saucepn.

    • @Jackenn_Cooper
      @Jackenn_Cooper 4 роки тому

      What happened? Did he get sick?

    • @lunayen
      @lunayen 4 роки тому

      @@Jackenn_Cooper
      Yes. Go look at his "cold cure" video.

  • @PeterHerget
    @PeterHerget 4 роки тому

    Your audio was fantastic, nice editing, and your lighting was good too. Yeah, a calzone for lunch today sounds yummy!

  • @SwiftsReborn
    @SwiftsReborn 4 роки тому

    Absolutely amazing that at the exact moment he said "minutes straight" the blender is moving

  • @frightenedskillet1051
    @frightenedskillet1051 4 роки тому +140

    “If your gonna have a healthy thing you might as well have too much”