Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for making this new kitchen, and my new home, a reality. I’m so excited to give y’all a tour, both of this studio, and Studio B we’ve built downstairs for some new shows with new people!
Simon Lee instead of flying on a broom he uses his mini whisk. And instead of living in a hut with chicken legs, straight up lives in a Cornish game hen
he also put an insane amount of inedible hot sauce. The heat will make you sweet and is good for blood circulation. There is also like 2 onions and garlic cloves in there. So its practically healthier than eating an apple
Honestly, yeah! While I was irritated he may have "ruined" such a masterful burrito, that choice may have saved him his life had he dared to finish it!
This reminds me of this breakfast burrito I had back when I was in the army. Imagine, if you will, a burrito stuffed with diced eggs (scrambled and over easy), bacon, sausage links, pancakes and waffles (w/ butter and syrup), hash browns, biscuits and gravy, shredded cheese, tomatoes, green and red peppers, onions, and a few other things I'm forgetting. This thing was easily double the size of a Chipotle burrito. Every Thursday we were locked down in our motor pool for "Sergeants Training Time" so we would have two guys sneak out into town to this little local place to grab a number of burritos for the platoon. One of those was enough to feed two.
Back in high school my orchestra teacher, near the end of the year, would always (if you paid in advance) get us this giant breakfast sandwich, of similar contents. Not quite on the level of your burrito, here, but definitely enough to feed two people on one sitting.
He actually ended the first season with cheesy Blasters from 30 rock and began the 2nd season with the SpongeBob underwater patty melt with pickles and onions
"Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was; give me all the bacon and eggs you have." - Ron Swanson I definitely would enjoy a mini meat tornado burrito.
Andy: *puts a whole bunch of The Last Dab on the burrito* Me, someone who tears up a medium Thai yellow curry: "Culinary Icarus is flying to close to the sun there, ain't he?"
To be fair, the last dab is not that spicy on the tongue. Its spicey, but also quite fruity, so the spicey Hits you from the inside. Then it's almost a bit hallucinatory
Binging with Babish Bingo: - Fond. - Bottom of the pot. - Tiny whisk. - Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper. - Up to overnight. - Get to know eachother. - Let it simmer. - Wisps of smoke - a rough ball of dough forms. - for about 5 minutes. - generously flowered worksurface. - We've made x before on this show so now I'm gonna speed through it. By the members of the cooking team: - rolling simmer - sticky supple - homogenous - saucepin - taut balls - mispronouncing worcestershire sauce - Bring the whole affair - Coat the back of the spoon - Clean plate club Cross them all, win a prize.
Mr babish, as an authentic mexican i am extremely impressed how you cooked these meats, those recipes are very close to the real deal and up until you made that burrito it was 100% authentic mexican food lol beautiful. The burrito was not authentic but looked delicious too lol
As im rewatching this episode of Binging with Babish, my smooth splurging of content is suddenly interrupted by an ad. But not just any ad, it was quite literally, a Babish ad. Decently enjoyable as well might I add.
Babish: We are trying to teach you that you shouldn’t eat something called a “meat tornado” Also babish: I am going to teach you how to make it exactly.
That is a hilariously brilliant dieting technique: dousing your food in extremely spicy sauce so that you can only handle so many bites before you are compelled to just stop right there.
Yeah ive learned working in an Indian restaurant kitchen, being the guy who doesn't like spice and being triked into eating spicy food for laughs, you get used to very got spice surprisingly quickly so that will only work for so long
@@legoking1001 To be fair, spicy foods are also supposed to be excellent for your metabolism and for the health of your gut microbiome, so you might end up continuing to lose weight even after you've become immune to -iocaine powder- spicy seasonings.
I love how he's got this incredible new set and sponsors and all that. But he's still using the same song, still wearing the same "uniform", still making the same jokes, all of it. I love it so much
It's simply good marketing. He knows how to keep his subscribers, and how to not alienate them with too much "new" at once. Andrew sorta worked in marketing before, he knows his stuff.
I love watching Binging, Basics and Botched by Babish, and have learned a lot about cooking. I am also studying for my Bachelors Degree in Digital Media, so I am truly amazed and had to watch about 5 seconds from 3:59 at the flawless transition of Andy walking off to the right and re-appearing on the left. The editing was immaculate! Oh yeah... and this Meat Tornado looks dangerous.
You know, Andrew... If you make burritos out of EACH of those meats separately, they'd be amazing!!! In fact, I think I'm gonna try that, instead (since technically I'm the guy that doctor would warn NOT to eat the one you made for fear of a coronary :-) )
"Tortilla" is made in part of the suffix "-illa" which stands for "small/little" All of that takes us to this moment, the proof of concept of the mythical giant flour blanket known as "LA TORTA"
Funny thing that happened: Was at the hospital yesterday and my doctor comes along and does his check up on me. While doing his check up he asked if I’ve been doing anything during lockdown. I told him I like to cook. He asked if I watched binging with babish. I was astonished that he knew about your channel and so we talked about episodes we watched. Probably the best hospital experience in a while.
that scene wasn’t actually scripted and they had to cut the cameras immediately after bc LITERALLY everyone started dying of laughter. one my of favorite lines in the whole show 😂😂😂
Just give me all the meat tornadoes you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of meat tornadoes. What I said was: Give me all the meat tornadoes you have.
That’s definitely fireplace for show and not an actual working one. Which honestly seems stupid to me, why add something to a kitchen that is 100% useless.
I'm glad you left in the first failed burrito tortilla. Showing us that things don't always succeed on the first try, but don't let it stop you from trying again. Also, I got my mom your cook book for her birthday and she was elated. Cheers friend!
that burrito couldn't kill you I've eaten a 3lb steak before, I've eaten a 3lb burrito before eating that much in a single sitting will leave you fealing full for long after the meal, (i.e. I usually don't eat the next day)
This is like a season premiere of Binging With Babish. Entering a new kitchen with a Parks and Rec recipe, just like the first episode - it's full circle.
@@bluefruitredmeat7938 Fun fact. Nicolas "Triboulet" Ferria, a jester of two french kings acually survived that way. He was given the choice how he wanted to die for insulting the queen one too many times, he said: "Good sire, for Saint Nitouche's and Saint Pansard's sake, patrons of insanity, I choose to die from old age". The king then spared his life. Another thing I also copied from Wikipedia: Once, Triboulet could not contain himself and slapped the monarch on the bum. The monarch lost his temper and threatened to execute Triboulet. A bit later, the monarch calmed down a little and promised to forgive Triboulet if he could think of an apology more insulting than the offending deed. A few seconds later, Triboulet responded: "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!"
To be fair the last dab actually isn’t that hot of a hot sauce in my experience, not to mention much of the heat was absorbed likely by all the meat. I’m sure it was still edible and delicious!
Idk if this is possible...but the "pizza stuffed crust pizza" from season 6 of parks and rec😂 "It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate"
@@plaguedoctor5639 Given that the child sized drinks were literally the size two a two-year-old child, they probably went with a six foot pizza with regular nine inch pizzas in the crust.
"I could say, this burrito is sharp. It easily penetrated the stomach and heart area, it deeply lacerates the kidneys, and it managed to cut through the jaw area smoothly. It may had some small chips on its edges, but your burrito overall, It will KEEEL"
Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for making this new kitchen, and my new home, a reality. I’m so excited to give y’all a tour, both of this studio, and Studio B we’ve built downstairs for some new shows with new people!
can you make pizza gyoza from tmnt please
Pizza oven let's go
When will the tour be?
First video in the new kitchen ayyay
Np babish,
“So what are you looking for in your apartment?”
“Kitchen”
“How big of a kitchen”
“ *kitchen* “
KITCHEN
he sleeps on the stove top like Baba Yaga
@@AsianAtTheDisco009 Binging with Baba.
Simon Lee instead of flying on a broom he uses his mini whisk.
And instead of living in a hut with chicken legs, straight up lives in a Cornish game hen
@@maxpanich8634 This comment is golden.
This burrito is the definition of "I'm here for a good time not a long time"
Quoting Michael Chandler?
@@Hello-le5il nah bruh hes quoting spongebob
You reminded me of a Mexican saying: Life, there is only one. Pants sizes, there are many...
@@l3moh94 what?😂
So the burrito is a food version of how I live. I’ll take two.
It's fine it's not that unhealthy, the oranges cancel out the lard
he also put an insane amount of inedible hot sauce. The heat will make you sweet and is good for blood circulation. There is also like 2 onions and garlic cloves in there. So its practically healthier than eating an apple
Better lard than vegetable oil (according to nutritional data I have seen).
Yeah, it is practically a fruit salad.
It's one of your 5 a day
Lard is healthier for you than the corn oil crap people cook with these days anyway.
The last dab sauce was to remind Babish to not finish this burrito so he didn't die of cafe coronary
Hey Dr.Bright has an unauthorised youtube account
It works on the same principle as dousing your bird feeder contents in diluted capsaicin to keep the squirrels out.
*Cocina coronary-
Honestly, yeah! While I was irritated he may have "ruined" such a masterful burrito, that choice may have saved him his life had he dared to finish it!
I didn’t think about that lol he’s a genius
"That much meat will kill you."
"Only if I die."
Andyyy “That’s what’s killing you means.” “I Understand that reference.”
But I will kill it first!
@Samuel Benson wow that is one of the worst usages of the meme i've seen.
"you think killing me is enough to make me die?"
@@jasonlai763 THE MISFIT OF DEMON KING ACADEMY!
Do Kronk’s order that he makes when he becomes the chef at the diner in The Emperor’s New Groove!
Lemon Punch That was a great one! My wife and I have made them a few times and they’re delicious!
“I know, they’re so easy to make.”
Yes
yess do this ,
Dude yea
THE SPECIAL,
"You shouldn't eat something called a 'meat tornado'"
Then you shouldn't have shown me how to make it *heads to kitchen*
Deserves more likes, that’s so true 😭
Someone stop himm!!
Dude you still alive?
100% going to make this some day, though will probably skip the last dab and do a single serving that won't make my waist grow 2 pants sizes.
@@MrShop-fg2on Yes but only because my wife wouldn't let me make it :(
This burrito was made much more professionally than anything in Pawnee would ever be made
The Indian tribe?
No, Pawnee Indiana
@@kiwiphil9731 The fictional TV town.
Hey the vegetable club is professional
Let me guess...you're from Eagleton?
“I’ll eat what I eat, I’ll drink what I drink, and I’ll die when I die.”
-Ron Swanson
That was beautiful, but also stupid.
Beautiful
American mentality
Mr. NotSoCreative You dont die when you die. Well that is if you dont fill your whole being with chopped up animal meat
@@kiavanti "you dont die when you die" holy shit wtf did i just read lmao
Babish: You should not attempt this at home.
Also Babish: *Makes a literal tutorial on how to make this*
Alternatively you could use this recipe to make an entire platter for the best taco night ever
@@SpikyAHOfficial same!!
@@SpikyAHOfficial absolutely will eat this
He just meant the size I think, but yes
@@SpikyAHOfficial I would eat by myself in one sitting or atleast try
Dr Michael Rothkopf: PhD in Dad Jokes.
>???e
@Joe Logs Im tryna figure out what he's talking about too😂
Huh?
PhD in your mom lmaoaoa
Pretty humorous Doctor.
This reminds me of this breakfast burrito I had back when I was in the army. Imagine, if you will, a burrito stuffed with diced eggs (scrambled and over easy), bacon, sausage links, pancakes and waffles (w/ butter and syrup), hash browns, biscuits and gravy, shredded cheese, tomatoes, green and red peppers, onions, and a few other things I'm forgetting. This thing was easily double the size of a Chipotle burrito. Every Thursday we were locked down in our motor pool for "Sergeants Training Time" so we would have two guys sneak out into town to this little local place to grab a number of burritos for the platoon. One of those was enough to feed two.
thanks for telling me what's in it that actually sounds awesome
That sounds... wonderful!
Back in high school my orchestra teacher, near the end of the year, would always (if you paid in advance) get us this giant breakfast sandwich, of similar contents. Not quite on the level of your burrito, here, but definitely enough to feed two people on one sitting.
E4 Mafia- Respect to you, sir.
wow i want that, do you know any of any recipe any where?
"could you die from too much meat?"
asks the guy who made an every meat burrito.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”
- Ron Swanson
Well for the guy who died from the burrito it was the exact opposite
Wouldn't all food be scared if it were sentient enough to understand fear?
We are food
Stinky
@@Thrifty032781 well prey runs from predators
Started in: Parks & Rec
Ended out: Parks & Rec
Rebirthed in: PARKS & REC
He came full circle and rose again
Sounds like Mark Twain's comment about coming into this world and leaving with Haley's comet.
He actually ended the first season with cheesy Blasters from 30 rock and began the 2nd season with the SpongeBob underwater patty melt with pickles and onions
@@chriswolf1089 "UUMMM ACKshually"
Nicholas Paat 😂😂😂😂😂
"Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was; give me all the bacon and eggs you have." - Ron Swanson
I definitely would enjoy a mini meat tornado burrito.
The Meat Breeze
@@netherdominater9960 that's was my nick name in high school
Ron Swanson was one of my favorite characters in any television series I have watched
@@gapetheapegod7976why
@@Taha_Athey were meaty and they were breezy
I can’t get over how crisp and detailed that staff photo is for the doctor.
I fucking swear I saw him blink it that photo
“I can’t keep my eyes off this painting. I’ve stared at this for 5 hours
@@kevinhernadez4237 you have a problem
Lmao
at first i thought he was that stock photo dude lmao
Andy: *puts a whole bunch of The Last Dab on the burrito*
Me, someone who tears up a medium Thai yellow curry: "Culinary Icarus is flying to close to the sun there, ain't he?"
Culinary Icarus ! Original and provocative! Great name for a triple IPA or Band. 👍🍻
Careful Icarus 💀
Very true. My response was something more along the lines of shouting NO you fool, your reach exceeds your grasp!
It was a smart way for him to prevent himself from eating the whole thing.
To be fair, the last dab is not that spicy on the tongue. Its spicey, but also quite fruity, so the spicey Hits you from the inside. Then it's almost a bit hallucinatory
Binging with Babish Bingo:
- Fond.
- Bottom of the pot.
- Tiny whisk.
- Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper.
- Up to overnight.
- Get to know eachother.
- Let it simmer.
- Wisps of smoke
- a rough ball of dough forms.
- for about 5 minutes.
- generously flowered worksurface.
- We've made x before on this show so now I'm gonna speed through it.
By the members of the cooking team:
- rolling simmer
- sticky supple
- homogenous
- saucepin
- taut balls
- mispronouncing worcestershire sauce
- Bring the whole affair
- Coat the back of the spoon
- Clean plate club
Cross them all, win a prize.
u forgot the rolling simmer
Sticky supple
Don’t forget the word homogeneous. In any context.
Don't forget "saucepin"
You forgot the most important one for any baking related episode.
*TAUT BALLS*
Alternative title: Andrew Rea discreetly asks a doctor on how to assassinate somebody with food
Babish: "it prevents cross-contamination" oh yes, we don't want our meat to kill somebody
😂
Thank you for you wisdom, Damiel and Richard.
666th like
And yet you have no problem killing animals, a bit hypocritical don't ya think?
Anita Virginillo meat yum
“What’s cholesterol?”
-Ron Swanson
Thanks, Babish, I will be making this soon.
4:00 that editing tho
Will you make it positively slathered in last dab?
Jordan Grandbois With salsa quemada, my mouth is literally watering right now.
Mr babish, as an authentic mexican i am extremely impressed how you cooked these meats, those recipes are very close to the real deal and up until you made that burrito it was 100% authentic mexican food lol beautiful. The burrito was not authentic but looked delicious too lol
Babish: Thank you doctor for saving lives
Also Babish:
how can I kill a man with a fat meat burrito
He’s trying to give him clients. It’s called biznus
@@goatgk9945 Beezneez
Its pretty cool that you managed to get Michael Caine for a cameo
yes
Ye
He didn't it was just a audio clip from batman.
Infinity 1 r/woooosh
Brock bruh
potential idea: new series called "babish on budget" or "broke with babish" where you cook recipes at a widely affordably price.
Try LifeOfBoris for this type of content
Episode 25: yet another recipe for making ramen better
Stolen.
Joshua weissman also does a series like this he is awesome!
Isaiah Pinkerton We know the point is that we want to watch Babish do it...
As im rewatching this episode of Binging with Babish, my smooth splurging of content is suddenly interrupted by an ad. But not just any ad, it was quite literally, a Babish ad. Decently enjoyable as well might I add.
Babish: Makes Meat Tornado, the burrito that killed a man.
Also Babish: Tries to enter it into the Clean Plate Club.
Thank god for all that hot sauce, or this channel would be done for.
Ye
Maybe make it 1/5 or 1/8
Babish: Makes delicious meaty burrito
Also Babish: Ruins it with inedible hot sauce
He consulted a physician beforehand.
"Do not try this at home."
...I am cursed with forbidden knowledge.
Is this the same Dave Jorgensen who makes tik toks for the washington post
Youre not the only one cursed with knowledge.
That's what thanks meant.
It is the Forbidden Burrito.
@@TheJanvicgwaps my only curse is you
Babish: "Do not attempt at home."
Me: *fully intends to try this at home*
2lbs of meat
Me: thems rookie numbers
Yes
Me: watches this video for the sole purpose of learning how to make this at home
Hell, I'm thinking about making the chicken and the carnitas as separate dishes for Thanksgiving this year.
Me:has a heart attack
Also me:Tis but a scratch
"Cheers eminated from the kitchen" is the Babish equivalent of "And there was much rejoicing" from Monty Python! lol
"You shouldn't eat things called Meat Tornado"
I know what I'm about, son.
Babish: We are trying to teach you that you shouldn’t eat something called a “meat tornado”
Also babish: I am going to teach you how to make it exactly.
In fairness, he did also show us how to make Kenan and Kel's cold cure.
And then he eats it
It looked super tasty though!!! Not gonna lie ^_^
Holy that’s the most amount of likes I have
"Do not do this cool thing"
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
- Ron Swanson
Wiser words were never said
Just like sausage party
I love how he shows his mistakes, says a lot about his person.
he did buy a Tesla for his brother
@@vixster6977 was that a mistake?
I'm just playing
It says he's a person who makes mistakes and shows them. Yep.
*Babish:* As long as it kills em'.
*The Doctor to his mates:* Yknow', I once taught a hitman.
I like how he actually just has a giant bag of “KOSHER SALT”
I looked it up and it’s just fancy cooking salt, also yeah he probably does ngl
@@CommunistSubRex It's free of additives and also has large granules making it optimal for certain applications.
@@cruelfish4824 Specifically, koshering.
@@shiningarmor2838 Hahaha XD Yeah I guess!
@@cruelfish4824 that's sea salt
The tortilla: *gets ripped and torn *
Doomguy: this is mine now
Famous actor Rip Torn: well excuse me, sir
damn I wish I could make thumbnails *as good as Babish...*
Cringe
@@hunger4369 no u
Very cringe.
"Irresponsible amount of lard"
*Dylan Hollis sweats profusely in the corner
"There is no responsible amount of LARD"
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows of that man's particular loathing for the stuff. 😂
N E M E S I S
“There is no suitable amount of lard, never has been, never will be!”
I guess that the new security system means Its no longer possible for me to break in and steal ur leftovers
Lock picking lawyer likes this comment
Not with that attitude, it's not.
I believe in you
@@daleharden1749 idk if I'mdumb but is that a tfs reference
@@JimmothyCloud the quote the guy or me
Professional: “You should NOT eat this entire thing”
Me: “you underestimate my power”
lol the last dab makes it nearly inedible
rip fatsoo from caser
Exactly
*HEALTH ADVICES PREPARE TO BE IGNORED*
“Don’t try it”
That is a hilariously brilliant dieting technique: dousing your food in extremely spicy sauce so that you can only handle so many bites before you are compelled to just stop right there.
Yeah, but then the food goes to waste
@@sauravsharma1229 Not if you intentionally portion out your food and keep it in the fridge. And consume it all before the week's end.
If I doused my food in spicy sauce I would gain weight 😂😂
Yeah ive learned working in an Indian restaurant kitchen, being the guy who doesn't like spice and being triked into eating spicy food for laughs, you get used to very got spice surprisingly quickly so that will only work for so long
@@legoking1001 To be fair, spicy foods are also supposed to be excellent for your metabolism and for the health of your gut microbiome, so you might end up continuing to lose weight even after you've become immune to -iocaine powder- spicy seasonings.
Ron Swanson : "I am not sure if I like this culture"
Andy : "Meat tornado"
Ron Swanson : *I have developed a great appreciation for this culture*
“2 pounds of meat will kill you where you sit”
My Filipino dad: pathetic
The doctor was very specific that it COULD kill you where you sit if it was sufficiently spiced and you had a pre-existing heart condition.
@@matthewpelletier6900 i-its a joke
The name Alexander Agcaoili sounds very familiar to me. Are you somehow releted to Asia Agcaoili?
My Cuban Dad: solo 2lbs?
I knew a Philippino who had early onset diabetes cuz he was throwing down nearly a kilo of rice a day. Absolute beast.
I love how he's got this incredible new set and sponsors and all that. But he's still using the same song, still wearing the same "uniform", still making the same jokes, all of it. I love it so much
The man's incredible.
Me too. I love how humble he is tbh. It makes me feel better
It's simply good marketing. He knows how to keep his subscribers, and how to not alienate them with too much "new" at once. Andrew sorta worked in marketing before, he knows his stuff.
Andy *produces a bottle of the last dab.
Audience “something is wrong i can feel it.”
some one called me a tub af lard and I said thank you.
This is hands down my favorite thing you’ve made on your show man. I’m gonna try carnitas next burrito
Someone tell Sean Evans his sauce is being used properly on a killing recipe
These ingredients sound so random. Yet when he's putting them together and start cooking it, it be like magic.
Salagadoola mechika boola
Bibbidi Babish takes things,
Puts them together and what has he got?
Some rather delicious food!
That's how food works, every time I look at a complex recipe I think "how the fuck is this going to make a cohesive meal?"
Ahh we making ravioli, ya gonna need some gummy bears and some hot fudge to make the pasta
us mexicans are lucky we get to eat food like that 😆
Hispanics got magic food
It is currently 5 am in the morning for me and the amount of pain I am in from not being able to eat this is cosmic
same tbh
i think you'd be in more pain eating it
I love watching Binging, Basics and Botched by Babish, and have learned a lot about cooking. I am also studying for my Bachelors Degree in Digital Media, so I am truly amazed and had to watch about 5 seconds from 3:59 at the flawless transition of Andy walking off to the right and re-appearing on the left. The editing was immaculate!
Oh yeah... and this Meat Tornado looks dangerous.
He describes his new kitchen like he’s talking about a sex dungeon
I mean, I don’t think that’s far off the mark 😂😂 Forbidden, Expensive, Stimulating, Big. Y’know, words
shouldn't be this proud of it that much but yay i was your 100th like
It is
It is, isn't it?
It is, isn't it? Oh yes it is.
Babish: "a 14 oz can of crushed-"
Me: "San Marzano toma-"
Babish: "fire-roasted tomatoes"
Me: 😱
it's illegal in 47 states to sell a can of San Marzanos less than 28 oz
SeveralTheys Wait really?
SeveralTheys wait why
@@selenamertvykh6481 😂😂😂😂😂 why tf do u know that?!?
SeveralTheys Nice job. You got me
"Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Congratulations on your new kitchen!
You know, Andrew... If you make burritos out of EACH of those meats separately, they'd be amazing!!! In fact, I think I'm gonna try that, instead (since technically I'm the guy that doctor would warn NOT to eat the one you made for fear of a coronary :-) )
Who wants a meat mild breeze?.....give me the tornado!
The moment he started putting last dab on it, my thought was "he's about to inflict suffering on himself."
It wasn't a small amount either.
Last dab is something you need to get used to, its not bad once you keep eating it
Last dab isn't really crazy hot. And it tastes really good. Its more like a constant heat.
@@hylianro depends, eating really hot sauce all the time can seriously damage your gut, trust me... I know...
My brother bet me $50 dollars to try it and I’m a bitch with spice, I could handle it fine. It’s really not bad at all
"This burrito could kill a man"
*rips face off to reveal Eowyn*
I am no man
Are you saying Babish is a nazgul in this example!?
@@tubular7752 i think the burrito would be the nazgul
I didn't even know her name but that line brought me back tons of lotr memories
Oh this is from my favorite movie, Harry Potter
@@kentrostomy6088 the amount of how tilted I am right now is going off the fuckin charts
Babish: I want to make a burrito that kills a man
Doctor: Sure, here's how you do it mr. meat murder man...
i love this
Meat murder man sounds cool
I really feel like this is the perfect soother for period binge eating. I'd like to order 5 please.
Babish and Nutrition Expert: This burrito could kill you.
Matt Stonie: LOL.
Matt Stonie: ok *starts stopwatch*
I really want Matt Stonie and Babish to do an enormous collab together
Matt Stone, Babish and Epic Meat Time
Crowley Macloed he probably eat the entire thing before babish can get in a bite
Ron: "you are an unstoppable good idea MACHINE."
Ron: you had me at meat tornado”
Babish: "This is going to be a message of health, because you shouldn't eat something called a 'Meat Tornado'" Ron: "You had me at 'Meat Tornado'"
“It’s a whole new meat delivery system”
"Its delicious!"
Hot Sauce: "Bonjour!"
"Oh no! The consequences of my actions!!!"
"Don't do that, son" - Ron Swanson
5:08 He is so committed to the bit of shaking everything that he puts in the pot that he shook the cinnamon, that is incredible attention to detail.
"Accumulated juices..."
CHEF JOHN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
CHEF SHAPIRO HAS EXITED THE CHAT
@Jesse Nind 7 days a week
He asks if the burrito will kill him when he put “poison” in his key lime pie
I mean after the death sandwich, I'm pretty sure Babish is immortal, but he's not 100% sure
um, Hannibal's clay thigh
That was sodium penathol
If he didn't take enough he would just feel slightly sedated and have a hard time concentrating
"What were about to do you should not attempt at home" says the guy that gave us instructions for everything.
Alternate title: Babish attempts to kill people with step by step instructions
And I will follow those instructions
@Kale Human no, kosher salt
@fem No, it's MSG.
Babish: Warning don't try this at home
Me: Fine I'll do it outside on my grill.
That’s still your home if the grills in your yard.
@@theusername2309 r/wooosh
@@theusername2309 Fine I'll use my neighbors grill then
@@Sh1roNekoshi lol
@@Sh1roNekoshi This made my day.
"Tortilla" is made in part of the suffix "-illa" which stands for "small/little"
All of that takes us to this moment, the proof of concept of the mythical giant flour blanket known as "LA TORTA"
Like a huge filet mignon! LOL
Or jumbo shrimp!
What you see is a small tortilla, believe me, there are even bigger and bigger wheat tortillas; also, Torta exist, but is not a tortilla.
La Torta is a sandwich. They're delicious. They're about the size of a football at the restaurant I frequent
@@nickinderrieden7630 Pork Tortas are some of the best things one can eat.
“Literally killed a guy last year”
I love that this was all Ron needed to know he wanted to try it lol
Babish: “my home is protected by Simplisafe”
Me after watching LPL crack open the system with a garage door opener: *laughs*
This is an oddly specific pair of content creators and I am absolutely here for it.
@Lex Bright Raven I think she’s talking about how the person above her has a trans flag
@@Imjudah- so she was attempting an insult? yikes
@@feministpicnicfallsapartaf3644 stay mad bro
@@feministpicnicfallsapartaf3644 😐
Funny thing that happened:
Was at the hospital yesterday and my doctor comes along and does his check up on me. While doing his check up he asked if I’ve been doing anything during lockdown. I told him I like to cook. He asked if I watched binging with babish. I was astonished that he knew about your channel and so we talked about episodes we watched. Probably the best hospital experience in a while.
Nice. Sounds like a cool doctor.
PupsTheMechanic the best.
Did you keep in touch with the doctor?
MrFancyPanCook sadly not :(
He wasn’t one of my go-to doctors, he works on a different ward
“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the computer, and it says you might have internet connectivity problems...”
that scene wasn’t actually scripted and they had to cut the cameras immediately after bc LITERALLY everyone started dying of laughter. one my of favorite lines in the whole show 😂😂😂
huh?
Funu
Funy
@@drewskii- fonny
"Do NOT make this at home... But if you DID, here's exactly how you'd do it step by step:"
Doctor verified killer burrito
*Ron Swanson wants to buy your entire stock*
ah yes.
or maybe Mat stonie
Just give me all the meat tornadoes you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of meat tornadoes. What I said was: Give me all the meat tornadoes you have.
Me: “I’m not sure how much better the new kitchen can be than the old one.”
**sees multiple ovens and a literal fireplace**
“.......Oh.”
Just imagine how much better it could be if it wasn't in New York
That’s definitely fireplace for show and not an actual working one. Which honestly seems stupid to me, why add something to a kitchen that is 100% useless.
@@rickkcir2151 well he is a youtuber, it's sole purpose is to be a cool background and a place for his logo.
Me: **Gets an ad with Babish in it**
Also me: That's.. why I'm here
What ad was it
Yes!! I get excited for a pre Babish add with Babish in it.
@@mangotree1032 The Botanist, in my case.
@@mangotree1032 Drizly
My eyes widened as he chucked all that last dab unsparingly onto the burrito. I knew that there would be consequences... And there were hahaha.
Praise be to Babish, risking his life for our entertainment,
Praise be our lord Babish!
I'm glad you left in the first failed burrito tortilla. Showing us that things don't always succeed on the first try, but don't let it stop you from trying again.
Also, I got my mom your cook book for her birthday and she was elated. Cheers friend!
The last dab was really a Babish defense mechanism, so that he didn't consume enough burrito to die from it.
that burrito couldn't kill you
I've eaten a 3lb steak before, I've eaten a 3lb burrito before
eating that much in a single sitting will leave you fealing full for long after the meal, (i.e. I usually don't eat the next day)
@@Darthquackius It's not like he brought in a nutriologist to prove the burrito can kill....... Oh wait
@@Darthquackius Just because it wouldn't kill you doesn't mean it can't kill anyone
Ribbon rip to that guy, but he’s simply built different
@@Darthquackius Guys look,It's a clown;
This is the “I wanna sit on the toilet for 50 Years.” burrito.
Heaven: so how did you get here
Guy: burrito
Bruh no replies
Heaven: Since when did I talk?
"First we feast, then we decease."
First we feast then we’re deceased
Tonight we have dessert in Hell!
"first we decease, then we feast"
not going to lie, i legit thought Andrew was going to call Chris Pratt or Nick Offerman
I hoped...
This is the only channel that can activate cravings I didn't know I had, 2 seconds after I've eaten dinner and have no desire to actually consume food
This is like a season premiere of Binging With Babish. Entering a new kitchen with a Parks and Rec recipe, just like the first episode - it's full circle.
"You shouldn't try this at home"
I WILL ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY TRY THIS AT HOME
Rest In Peace my brave friend.
I would have liked but you have 69 likes
Go for it bro!
Prepare your wallet for a gastric bypass
Say goodbye to your sphincter
"tuck in the sides, roll it over on itself, tuck in the bottom, CARRY THE SEVEN" XD hahahahah
I heard a tip from a gal at Chipotle to moisten your tortilla to kinda glue it shut
waves of life
What does the "Carry the seven" mean?
@@FZ-bk9kh math
@@FZ-bk9kh Joke about subtraction
This is quite possibly the most delicious looking thing I’ve ever seen.
Serial Killer: You can choose, the way ur gonna be killed
Me: 2 Meat Tornado pls
Me: Old age please
Death, by Snoo Snoo!
@@bluefruitredmeat7938 Fun fact. Nicolas "Triboulet" Ferria, a jester of two french kings acually survived that way. He was given the choice how he wanted to die for insulting the queen one too many times, he said: "Good sire, for Saint Nitouche's and Saint Pansard's sake, patrons of insanity, I choose to die from old age". The king then spared his life.
Another thing I also copied from Wikipedia: Once, Triboulet could not contain himself and slapped the monarch on the bum. The monarch lost his temper and threatened to execute Triboulet. A bit later, the monarch calmed down a little and promised to forgive Triboulet if he could think of an apology more insulting than the offending deed. A few seconds later, Triboulet responded: "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!"
Michael Rose I second this
Ill take that Roller Coaster execution ride please
Guard: What is your last meal going to be?
Prisoner: meat tornado
Guard: You sure, we have-
Prisoner: MEAT TORNADO!!!
how did you get my last meal request
Wait it must have "The Luther" on the side any suggestion for desserts?
He's gonna die either way.
To be honest i rather take the burrito than the chair
We started in the old kitchen with Parks and Rec
It’s only fitting we start the new kitchen with it
Just as the *original* kitchen began with Parks and Recreation
"Again: It's like poetry, it sort of... they rhyme"
By far my fav babish video. I just keep coming back to it and it makes me as excited every time, and hungry
*applies the last dab*
Me: Oh, so we're ruining it. Cool.
Seriously. Looked amazing until he made it inedible with a novelty hot sauce. No hate though, I'd still try it.
That was infuriating
It saved his life, it saved him from over indulgence
To be fair the last dab actually isn’t that hot of a hot sauce in my experience, not to mention much of the heat was absorbed likely by all the meat. I’m sure it was still edible and delicious!
@@wyattriott2139 I doubt you would still take several bites of that
Idk if this is possible...but the "pizza stuffed crust pizza" from season 6 of parks and rec😂
"It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate"
Excuse me
Chocolate?
@@hazelv.a.7976 it’s horrendous isn’t it. That’s why pawne is one of the most obese cities
I’d unironically order that just to see how it tasted and how tf they put a pizza in a pizza
@@plaguedoctor5639 Given that the child sized drinks were literally the size two a two-year-old child, they probably went with a six foot pizza with regular nine inch pizzas in the crust.
As a very wise man I once knew would say.
"It will keeel"
Doug Marcaida
A man of culture
"I could say, this burrito is sharp. It easily penetrated the stomach and heart area, it deeply lacerates the kidneys, and it managed to cut through the jaw area smoothly. It may had some small chips on its edges, but your burrito overall, It will KEEEL"
@@youraveragesub underrated comment
@@youraveragesub is this from something?
The Meat Tornado must be so deadly, you have to sign a liability waiver before you eat it.