@@mick1919 Ironically St Patricks day was a huge orange parade before World War One. That's partly why Ireland rejected the St Patrick's saltire as it's flag. It was, and to a small degree still is, viewed as a Unionist symbol. This is also why it was rejected as a proposed flag for Northern Ireland about 20 years ago.
Lisa: "Oh no, the Japanese and Scots are also having parades!" Bart: "Two kinds of islanders? What are they fighting over, who looks better in a dress?" Groundskeeper Willie: "They're kilts and kimonos, lad. And actually, us Scots and Japanese have been natural enemies for centuries." Lisa: "It always comes down to fermented rice vs malted barley."
@@ragingjaguarknight86 It’s true that you don’t see many leprechaun women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for leprechaun men (it’s the beards). This has given rise to the idea that there are no leprechaun women, and that leprechauns just spring out of holes in the ground!! Which is of course ridiculous!
Lisa: Oh no! The Shia Muslims are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Muslim people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually those Shiites and Sunnis have hated each other for centuries.
@@achintyanaithani889 although unlike Ireland, there were large amounts of times where Sunnis and Shias got along, sectarian tensions in the Middle East weren’t present for most of the 20th century, it has been off and on for a millenuim while the prods vs Caths has hated each other continuously
@@jamesm.3829 The last time I remember Shia and Sunni Muslims agree tremendously was that they both acknowledge Pistacho Ice Cream made by Ben & Jerry is awesome; somewhere near Nebraska.
@@user-op8fg3ny3j No I know, there's obviously more to it than that, just like there's more to the catholic-protestant divide than transsubstantiation vs consubstantiation, it's an absurd oversimplification.
@@Jabberwockybird Jesus does have symbolism such as Him being the "Vine or Door." But, Him being the Living Bread is different because He reaffirms that He isn’t making a comparison. The best and most important example of Him reaffirming this teaching is: “ 53 Jesus said to them, “Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you do not have life within you. 54 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. 55 For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink. 56 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me and I in him. 57 Just as the living Father sent me and I have life because of the Father, so also the one who feeds on me will have life because of me.” (John 6) The last part is important, first Jesus states His flesh and Blood are true, in which it means they are the ultimate food in which someone must eat to attain Heaven. The last part in this quotation is Jesus comparing His birth through God to Him living in the Bread. Unless you don’t believe in His birth giving Christ life, you must believe that the Bread is also His flesh. The Apostle Paul even wrote on this: “The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not a participation in the blood of Christ? The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ?” (1 Cor. 10:16). Paul is mocking the view in which the bread and blood aren’t true. The Early Church had always assumed the Bread and Blood to be Literal. Finally, the crowd around Jesus was pondering this teaching as they were Jewish and were forbidden from eating uncleaned flesh and blood. “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?” (John 6:51-52) Jesus simply reaffirmed His teaching and the crowd went away. Jesus did not offer a correction for the people who thought he was speaking literally. Even the Jews at first believed him to be metaphorical but, quickly realized what Jesus was teaching. You have to get this right my friend, please do more research into this.
Least interesting form of divine cannibalism I've ever seen. If you're going to consume the flesh of a god to achieve immortality beyond the death of the body and ascend to paradise, why not acknowledge and emphasize how awesome that sounds?
@@nickmalachai2227 I mean, we kinda emphasize it as much as possible since it's the center of our religion. Also, it's not Cannibalism. This criticism dates back to even Pagan Roman times. Cannibalism by definition is eating of a corpse (dead body), The Eucharist living flesh. The other thing is that eating the Eucharist isn't an attempt to get physical nourishment but, spiritual nourishment. So no, it is not Cannibalism.
The real test is to see how badly they misrepresent, really, anything about the North. The current champion, in that regard, is "Captain Planet" which had episode about "Fenian Prods".
Lisa: Oh no! The American Loyalists are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of American people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those Pats and Redcoats have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sigh) It always come down to constitutional independence vs. colonial subservience.
The Catholics in Green and Protestants in Orange is represented on the Irish flag, the white in between is meant to represent hope and a lasting truce. Let's be honest, it's the froth of the beer that keeps it that way.
Lisa: Oh no! The White Army are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Russian people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those Commies and Tsarists have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sighs) It always comes down to revolutionary bolshevism vs. imperial tsarism.
This scene epitomises why people hate Lisa and the writers who use her as a mouthpiece. The writers might joke, but they seem to think any complex political and/or social rivalry with decades, even centuries of history behind it, can be resolved with "But you're so similar tho"
Lisa: Oh no! The east coast gang are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of black people? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those Crips and Bloods have hated each other for years.
Eh you're a bit off Lisa. The issues in Northern Ireland have nothing to do with con vs transubtanitation. Moreso on whether they want to be part of the UK or a United Ireland.
@@thebandit0256 don't tell me what my national identity should be. I'm incredibly proud of my wee country. Entirely separate from my pride at being British or Irish.
Lisa: Oh no! The Mainland Chinese are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Chinese people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually those Communists and Nationalists have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to People's Republic of China vs. Republic of China (a.k.a Taiwan).
The real fucked up part is the Taiwanese had almost nothing to do with it. They weren't even part of China until ceded by Japan after ww2. When the nationalists were routed, the army and refugees swarmed the island and oppressed the shit out of the locals. Its as if the confederacy fled to Puerto Rico and then the British fleet shielded them from being finished off by the Union. Regardless of your stance on the war, the Puerto Ricans have nothing to do with it.
The real fucked up part is the Taiwanese had almost nothing to do with it. They weren't even part of China until ceded by Japan after ww2. When the nationalists were routed, the army and refugees swarmed the island and oppressed the shit out of the locals. Its as if the confederacy fled to Puerto Rico and then the British fleet shielded them from being finished off by the Union. Regardless of your stance on the war, the Puerto Ricans have nothing to do with it.
Ironically Maggie is the one wearing the actual national colour of Ireland, Blue. People think Green because it was the colour of the Nationalist movements but the official state colour is blue, the same blue you see in the Dail and in the Presidents seal.
Lisa: Oh no! The stout drinkers are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of alcoholics? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathutb? Moe: Actually those Bud and Guinness drinkers have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down between American beer drinkers vs. Irish pub drinkers.
guess that's the problem with charismatic leaders, no matter how much good they do, if the system is tied to the personality, then as soon as the leader is gone the country is back to square one
Lisa: Oh no! The Sequel fans are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Star Wars fans? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually those Orginal trilogy and the sequels have hated each other for centuries LIsa: It always comes down to a male desert jedi and a female desert jedi
The problem with the new stuff is by katherine Kennedy is she turned Ray into a Mary Sue. You do not learn to be a Jedi in one movie. You have to let that drag out into all three movies
@@attiepollard7847 Not to mention the fact that Finn not being the main character was the biggest mistake those idiots made. A STORMTROOPER WHO BECOMES A JEDI!!! You don’t have to be a fucking genius to know that character arc would have been one of the very best in recent memory and could have been phenomenal.
@@thomaskilroy4573 I didn't have a problem Finn not becoming the main character because we already know that Catherine Kennedy wanted female leads and I did not have a problem with that but I got a problem is within its process plus the choreography as well. Star wars lightsaber battles supposed to always be the same choreography as The phantom menace because that said a set the ultimate standing in movie fighting.
The one mistake here was treating the Protestant/Catholic division in Ireland as being based on a theological/philosophical dispute. It’s really about a whole lot of other stuff, with Christian denominations being the shorthand marker of tribal affiliation.
Yeah, the Republicans are fine with sharing the island as a common land, of either denomination, just as a united Ireland. It's the Tories that want occupation of a foreign power to divide the island.
Yup, it's more an ethnic/cultural divide that jus happened to include Christian sectarianism The Irish and English were not exactly fans of each other when they were both Catholic
Lisa: Oh no! The Apple users are also having a parade. Bart: Two kinds of computer geeks? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually those Microsoft and Apple customers have hated each other for years. Lisa: *sighs* It always comes down to the difference between the Windows operating system and the Mac operating system.
There is no conflict between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. The conflict exists between the Nationalists, and the Unionists of Northern Ireland.
Good clarification from Mary Lynch. Nationalists are Irish Catholics who want to reunify with Republic of Ireland. Unionists are descendants of UK colonists who want to remain as part of Britain
us in the republic hate the unionists up north and the same with a few english people they hate us may not see it at all but the tension between us isnt completely dead
Lisa: "Oh no! The Wing-Kong are also having a parade." Bart: "Two kinds of Magic Tribesmen? What are they fighting over, who get's to read with a Spellbook?" Wang-Chi: "Actually, both the Chang-Sing and the Wing-Kong have hated each other, and had fought against one another for centuries." Lisa: "It always comes down to peace and tranquility vs destruction and madness."
One thing I want to set straight; and not the priests. Bagpipes are not Irish, we have our own version called uilleann pipes but they can only be played while sitting down: so their no use in a parade.
@@ddthewolf actually no bagpipes in various forms have been found throughout the world and through out the centuries. It's only really in modern times bagpipes have been associated with Scotland.
@@freddieb3537 Indeed, the Scots have appropriated the bagpipes for themselves the same way the African-American community has appropriated dreadlocks, despite both being found across the world going back thousands of years. A remember reading that the earliest evidence of bagpipes is among the Hittites of 1000 BC.
@@scribejay Scots appropriated bagpipes. African-Americans appropriated dreadlocks. The British have appropriated curry. The American cowboy hat originated from the Mexican sombrero which itself originated from an earlier Spanish hat. Virtually everything Americans do for St Patrick's day. These are just some of the more blatant and visible examples of cultural appropriation.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️I used to like Lisa, but now I just hate her. I mean when it comes to her as a character, she just whines all the time whenever she doesn’t get her way kind of like every other liberal in America. Whenever something doesn’t come out the way they want it they always whine. She acts like the world can be a better place if we all do peace and love and crap and I’m like girl, you don’t realize that the term of political correctness doesn’t exist. Even when she doesn’t get what she wants, she just cries and I’m like suck it up like Helga from Hey Arnold telling her older sister to suck it up.🙄🙄🙄
I guess Lisa never heard the saying, "The reason the Irish fight among themselves is they can find no other worthy opponents." Which is true no matter what side of the Atlantic you'll find us on.
Look at the stark differences between classic era simpsons take on st Patrick’s day and zombie simpsons take on it. One is excellent, the other drab and predictable.
Lisa: Oh no! The southern Americans are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of American people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually those Confeds and Unies have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to slavery abolition vs. slavery expansionism.
You want to know why some of the spirit of the Southern Confederacy is still alive in some parts of the South? It's because some Union Northern asshole liberal always want to bring up how racist everything was back in the day instead of just moving on from the subject.
@@V2011F thank you! The confederacy broke away years before the emancipation, it was a political move to help with the war. The liberals seem to want to change history because it doesnt reflect on them well.
@@mikekochendorfer7965 If the libs talked about this in a rational and fair way explaining that the times have changed exponentially then we wouldn't have this problem, unfortunately this is not the case and they just keep bringing up Racism this and Racism that. I've been to the south several times and never have I once seen a hate crime or violence caused by anyone outside of the news. I've seen New Orleans several times and its a wonderful city and surrounding countryside with entertainment down every block. I'm been to Tallahassee to visit family and I have seen two different sides of the city, (literally), and I have enjoyed time there. I have friends who have grown up in the south and they are some of the most loyal and thoughtful friends ever who have stayed in my life for years and I hope to keep them in my life for years to come. If that makes me a racist, then call me a racist, I'll just call myself an American Thank You Very Much!
yeah we don't really hate them anymore it's just tradition not just Northern Ireland. Cork vs Dublin, All of us vs American Irish. and nobody likes Limerick anytime of the year.
I know right? It have been more accurate with a British elf or whatever dressed as an Stereotypical Leprechaun while the others have a real leprechaun, who usually wore brown according to folklore
Lisa: Oh no! The North Koreans are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Korean people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those North and South Koreans have hated each other since the Cold War.
@@carultch Nepal's geography is mountainous like Switzerland. Singapore's wealth and demographic divisions are like Swiss people (German, French, Italian)
@@Mondragora99 Well! Those Asians hate Japan, but love that Japanese medium, Tokusatsu. Ironically, that pisses off the anime weebs. Anime weebs really hate Tokusatsu; and in turn Tokusatsu weebs hate anime weebs. Plus! Tokusatsu weebs have an ally, the Wuxia weebs.
Lisa: Oh no. The Warner Bros. fans are having their own parade! Bart: Two kinds of cartoon fans? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those Disney and Warner fans have hated each other for decades. Lisa: *sighs* It always comes down to the difference between Mickey Mouse and the Sensational Six and Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes.
Lisa: Oh no, the Star Wars Legend fans are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Star Wars? What are they fighting over, Who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those Fans of the original and Disney have hated each other for years.
Lisa: "Oh no! The Gunsmoke Fandom are also having a parade." Bart: "Two kinds of Western TV Shows? What are they fighting over, who get's to do some kind of showdown?" Cheyenne: "To tell you kids the truth, both the Bonanza Fandom and the Gunsmoke Fandom despised each other, and have fought against one another for over half-a-century." Lisa: "It always comes down to fighting for the family vs fighting for the town."
Lisa: Oh no! The PlayStation people are having their own parade! Bart: Two kinds of gamers? What are they fighting over? Who gets to the sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually those Nintenjerks and Sony ponies have hated each other for years.
What's funny is that Nintendo had Sony create a CD add-on to one of their consoles, but cancelled it due to a certain part in their contract, which led Sony to create the PlayStation.
What a way to begin the 20th season. And I first thought it's gonna have that new HD intro that was already uploaded on UA-cam, but it came several episodes later. Oh, well, the episode itself was pretty exciting regardless.
The conflict was more constitutional really than anything else, based on whether you wanted an Irish Republic led by a President or a British Kingdom led by a Queen. It largely suits the British argument to make it seem like it’s a civil conflict between different Irish ethnicities and religious communities since it vindicates and whitewashes Britain’s actions in Ireland. But as you say the Ulster Protestants don’t see themselves as Irish to begin with and as British settlers instead.
It never really was ever religious. Irish and English hated each other back when both were Catholic And as Protestantism spread in England and the Church of England was declared, the Irish became more "Catholic" as opposition to an already hated neighbour. Today in the 21st century when religion is no longer relevant enough, the Irish have pretty much fully discarded Catholicism
@@savioblanc that plus Ireland was basically an apartheid state that depended on the Catholic Church for any and all social services. Ireland was basically colonized by two imperial powers, the one in England & the one in the Vatican
@@savioblanc Religion has a massive part to play in it all. The bad blood between England and Ireland didn't start with the Reformation, but if they hadn't taken such wildly different paths thereafter then they'd undoubtedly have had better relations. Remember that the Church of Rome viewed Henry VIII and his succesors as illegitimate and actively encouraged Catholics to revolt against them. This led to constant rebellions in Ireland, which in turn led the English to ship in loyal Protestants to pacify the country, creating the divided Ulster we see today.
When Moe talks about the protestants and Catholics being at war with each other for centuries. Well, it’s not as long compared to the Muslim Sunni and Shia fight each other for 1000 years. But still, when it comes to the fighting between Irish protestants and Irish Catholics. This often gets overlooked but this happened in America. There was bigotry with the majority of protestants in the United States and yes, they do have a majority. Over the third largest religious minority Catholics. Like I’m not even joking look back to American history go back to like the 19th century and 20th century you’ll see anti-Catholicism playing out. There’s even a freaking movie called the gangs of New York. Got your native born protestant Americans fighting against Catholic immigrants. Not to mention to this day the KKK still have Catholics as an enemy.
Lisa: Oh no! The Chinese Nationalist are also having a parade. Bart: Two kinds of China? What are they fighting over, who get's to rule China. Moe: Actually the Communist and Nationalist parties have hated each other since before WW2.
0:12 When Britain fi-i-irst, at hea'en's command, Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main, Arose, arose from ou-ou-ou-out the a-zure main, This was the charter, the charter of the land, And guardian a-a-angels sang this strain: Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves And Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves. And Britons never, never, never shall
Alonzo Aldaba I was born on a Dublin street where the royal drums did beat, and those loving English feet they walked all over us. And every single night, when me da would come home tight, he’d invite the neighbors out with his chorus. Come out ye Black and Tans, Come out and fight me like a man, show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders, They’ll them how the IRA made you run the hell away, from the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two Like the Zulu they had spears and bow and arrows How bravely you faced one with your 16 pounder gun, And you frightened them old natives to the marrow Come out ye Black and Tans Come out and fight me like a man Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders Tell them how the IRA made you run the hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Come let us hear you tell How you slandered great Parnell When you thought him well and truly persecuted Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear When our heroes of ‘16 were executed Come out ye Black and Tans Come out and fight me like a man Tell your wives how you won medals down in Flanders Tell them how the IRA Made you run the hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Well the time is coming fast And I think it’s here at last When each yeoman will be cut aside before us And if there be a need, I’m sure my kids will say “Godspeed” With a verse or two of Steven Behan’s chorus Come out ye Black and Tans Come out and fight me like a man Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders Tell them how the IRA made you run the hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Come out ye Black and Tans Come out and fight me like a man Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders Tell them how the IRA made you run the hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
When I read 'Ulster' at 0:15 it reminded me in having the song "Alternative Ulster" by the punk band "Stiff Little Fingers" on my playlist And I thought: "So, they're from Northern Ireland" and looked up the internet - and yes! These guys are/were from there. XD As I'm being neither Irish nor Northern Irish, I stay out from the Irish-Northern Irish conflict
(Imperial March song plays as the Sith Lords marches in a parade) Lisa: Oh no! The Sith Lords are also having a parade. Bart: Two kinds of force-wielders? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the tauntaun? Moe: Actually, those Siths and Jedis have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to balance through the light side vs. power through the dark side. (Duel of the Fates song plays as the Sith Lords and Jedi Knights meet and engages in a lightsaber fight)
Lisa: Oh no, the Red Scorpions are also having parade Bart: two kinds of Emperor-worshipping Space Marine chapters? What are they fighting over, who get sleep in the bathub? Moe: actually, those Red Scorpions and Black Templars hate each other for centuries
"It always comes down to Transubstantiation vs. Consubstantiation." Ulster Presbyterians are Lutherans? That's news to me. This is the problem with most intellectual humor on The Simpsons: the jokes are for people who recognize the topic but don't really know anything about it but could bluff their way through if anybody who was more honest asked them to explain.
Sad part is, while this references the Irish, these are also Americans today. EDIT: After an argument I had on another board about The Troubles, I have to point out that, for a conflict that is somehow not over religion (or over ideologies... somehow) as it is British occupation of Northern Ireland, the feud between Catholics and Protestants SURE seems to be a noteworthy part of it's history. Then again, religion played a bit of a role in World War II (Hitler's mass murder of Jews), and no one calls that a religious war either.
@@jamesthejoker7415 I'm just going by words on anything I read up on the matter. Even my country is notorious for it. Just look at the politics of Puerto Rico. Some want it to become a state, others want it independent. Me? I'm a mainland American. Not my place.
Lisa: Oh no! The Anatolians are also having a parade! Bart: Two kinds of Greek people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub? Moe: Actually, those Spartans and Trojans have hated each other for centuries. Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to King Menelaus vs. Prince Paris over a woman named Helen.
@@spacesoda5266 Well, Homer and Bart were Catholic for one episode. They are always seen at First Church of Springfield with Marge afterward. Lisa's Buddhism did stick.
Let me just say, the conflict in the North OF Ireland ISN'T religious. It's British colonialism vs Irish Republicanism, and I say that as an Englishman.
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
At an Irish funeral one person isn’t drinking.
That's a damn good joke
The priest.
The dead person doesn’t drink?
@@kertchu - That’s the joke!
The punchline I learned is "one more bottle, one less guest."
I remember everyone in Ireland almost got along for a while after this episode aired.
Gotta need me some context abou that chief
@@botmexicanpatriot you don’t remember? The Irish people even gave Matt groening a prize for his achievement
Almost for awhile.... priceless
@@botmexicanpatriot they remembered how much they hate eachother
@@johnochiltree1170 I'm mexican, i'm not that much in touch of what's happening in Europe :/
Quimby: "Without the Booze these guys all remember how much they hate each other!"
I'm pretty sure they remember even with the booze.
St Pat lol
LOL ikr
It’s another Simpsons stereotype that all Irish people are drunks, which of course isn’t true at all. Would hate to see their take on Wales.
@@EditorOfSL I think the fact they did not make a take on Wales is their take on Wales
First time ever watching this video
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I never thought I would see the orange order in the Simpsons
Or Celebrating St Paddys Day for that matter
@@mick1919 Ironically St Patricks day was a huge orange parade before World War One. That's partly why Ireland rejected the St Patrick's saltire as it's flag. It was, and to a small degree still is, viewed as a Unionist symbol. This is also why it was rejected as a proposed flag for Northern Ireland about 20 years ago.
@@mick1919 Go to Armagh City on Paddys day, you'll see them
Especially on a leprechaun.
The Irish Catholics were right
Lisa: "Oh no, the Japanese and Scots are also having parades!"
Bart: "Two kinds of islanders? What are they fighting over, who looks better in a dress?"
Groundskeeper Willie: "They're kilts and kimonos, lad. And actually, us Scots and Japanese have been natural enemies for centuries."
Lisa: "It always comes down to fermented rice vs malted barley."
They're not Islands
@@tomedy_official Yeah, but jokes require brevity and some sacrifices must be made.
Scotts and Japanese are natural enemies, like English and Scotts or Irish and Scotts, or Scotts and Scotts.
@@Wolfencreek Damn Scots! You RUIN Scotland!!!
Ninjas vs pirates!
Aw you left out the part with hulk and thing fighting.
Yooooooo I’m so glad you remember this!!!!!
The Thing isn’t Ulster Protestant, he’s a Jew.
@@erickleefeld4883 But he's orange.
Foreshadowing? I mean the Simpsons and marvel are owned by Disney now!
@@erickleefeld4883 The Thing can help his non-Jewish friends with things.
The Straight Catholic Priests joke is highly underrated
Everything that has ever happened is underrated
@@ryline666 straight up UA-cam comment wisdom right here 🤣
They finally removed the bad actors from the faith, and by that, dissolve the Vatican and restart.
Yeah, liberal political correctness had already entered the Simpsons by 2011
@@eliazarcone whooosh
I still love the fact that there's a Northern Irish Leprechaun. xD
Yup. But why aren't there any female leprechauns? I've always wondered that.
@@ragingjaguarknight86 It’s true that you don’t see many leprechaun women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for leprechaun men (it’s the beards). This has given rise to the idea that there are no leprechaun women, and that leprechauns just spring out of holes in the ground!! Which is of course ridiculous!
@@johnroshak9434 I coughed and spat out soda when i read your comment. Its dripping down my computer screen! I get the reference though. 😂😂😂
I thought it was David Trimble
@@judyhopps9380 You mean it's not?!
Lisa: Oh no! The Shia Muslims are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Muslim people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually those Shiites and Sunnis have hated each other for centuries.
More. It's nearly a millennium by now. Only the fact that not even 100:1 odds can allow the Arabs to beat Iran is keeping it alive.
@@achintyanaithani889 although unlike Ireland, there were large amounts of times where Sunnis and Shias got along, sectarian tensions in the Middle East weren’t present for most of the 20th century, it has been off and on for a millenuim while the prods vs Caths has hated each other continuously
@@jamesm.3829
The last time I remember Shia and Sunni Muslims agree tremendously was that they both acknowledge Pistacho Ice Cream made by Ben & Jerry is awesome; somewhere near Nebraska.
_sigh_ It always comes down to Abu Bakr or Ali being the first rightful caliph.
@@user-op8fg3ny3j No I know, there's obviously more to it than that, just like there's more to the catholic-protestant divide than transsubstantiation vs consubstantiation, it's an absurd oversimplification.
As a Catholic I’m impressed that transubstantiation was mentioned in this
Well, blow me down. I'm all ears. So, people in Jesus' time didn't have analogies, eh?
@@Jabberwockybird Jesus does have symbolism such as Him being the "Vine or Door." But, Him being the Living Bread is different because He reaffirms that He isn’t making a comparison.
The best and most important example of Him reaffirming this teaching is:
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Jesus said to them, “Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you do not have life within you.
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Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day.
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For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink.
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Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me and I in him.
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Just as the living Father sent me and I have life because of the Father, so also the one who feeds on me will have life because of me.”
(John 6)
The last part is important, first Jesus states His flesh and Blood are true, in which it means they are the ultimate food in which someone must eat to attain Heaven. The last part in this quotation is Jesus comparing His birth through God to Him living in the Bread. Unless you don’t believe in His birth giving Christ life, you must believe that the Bread is also His flesh.
The Apostle Paul even wrote on this: “The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not a participation in the blood of Christ? The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ?” (1 Cor. 10:16). Paul is mocking the view in which the bread and blood aren’t true.
The Early Church had always assumed the Bread and Blood to be Literal.
Finally, the crowd around Jesus was pondering this teaching as they were Jewish and were forbidden from eating uncleaned flesh and blood. “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?” (John 6:51-52) Jesus simply reaffirmed His teaching and the crowd went away. Jesus did not offer a correction for the people who thought he was speaking literally. Even the Jews at first believed him to be metaphorical but, quickly realized what Jesus was teaching.
You have to get this right my friend, please do more research into this.
@@Jabberwockybird the catholic church screwed stuff up. a lot. A whole lot
Least interesting form of divine cannibalism I've ever seen. If you're going to consume the flesh of a god to achieve immortality beyond the death of the body and ascend to paradise, why not acknowledge and emphasize how awesome that sounds?
@@nickmalachai2227 I mean, we kinda emphasize it as much as possible since it's the center of our religion. Also, it's not Cannibalism. This criticism dates back to even Pagan Roman times.
Cannibalism by definition is eating of a corpse (dead body), The Eucharist living flesh. The other thing is that eating the Eucharist isn't an attempt to get physical nourishment but, spiritual nourishment. So no, it is not Cannibalism.
Ali G: So you is Irish?
Northern Irish MP: No, I’m British.
Ali G: Is you on holiday?
Ah, the old ones are the best. :-)
A multi generational holiday
Gay lick? What is that, some sort of batty language?
Kinda sums it up the best doesn't it
Which is completely wrong because Northern Irish people aren’t British. They are part of the UK. But not Britain.
Being from NI myself, never thought I would see Northern Ireland represented on an American cartoon
Given how many immigrants came from there, it's not TOO surprising.
I suggest watching family guy if you're up for it.
The real test is to see how badly they misrepresent, really, anything about the North. The current champion, in that regard, is "Captain Planet" which had episode about "Fenian Prods".
There's was an episode of captain planet were a catholic teen nukes the Shankill and the Falls Road
Half of Northern Ireland.
@@michaelantosch9888 Fenian Prods like Robert Emmet, Ronnie Bunting, or the father of Republicanism Wolfe Tone?
I can’t believe it cut off before the Hulk and the Thing. I was waiting for that.
Lisa: Oh no! The American Loyalists are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of American people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those Pats and Redcoats have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sigh) It always come down to constitutional independence vs. colonial subservience.
*Traitorous stirrings vs. Loyalty to the Crown.
The Catholics in Green and Protestants in Orange is represented on the Irish flag, the white in between is meant to represent hope and a lasting truce. Let's be honest, it's the froth of the beer that keeps it that way.
What does that mean??
@@Ardoyne-jx4tv It's an Irish thing. The colours of the flag and the traditional colours of Nationialism and Unionism.
Need to put a beer emblem in the middle of the flag
I always thought the white section represented those who were neutral. Guess the song "Orange and Green" by the Irish Rovers was a bit off.
@@melkhiordarkfell4354 I know that...im From Galway...wondering about the beer thing..🙄
Lisa: Oh no! The White Army are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Russian people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those Commies and Tsarists have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sighs) It always comes down to revolutionary bolshevism vs. imperial tsarism.
Missed opportunity for the guy at 1:09 to drink his Molotov cocktail after surrendering his arson attempt.
All booze was banned so it was propably all grill fluid
This scene epitomises why people hate Lisa and the writers who use her as a mouthpiece. The writers might joke, but they seem to think any complex political and/or social rivalry with decades, even centuries of history behind it, can be resolved with "But you're so similar tho"
Lisa: Oh no! The east coast gang are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of black people? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those Crips and Bloods have hated each other for years.
Bloods and crips are originally from Compton on west coast.
"Oh no, the Biggie fans are also having a parade!"
Eh you're a bit off Lisa. The issues in Northern Ireland have nothing to do with con vs transubtanitation. Moreso on whether they want to be part of the UK or a United Ireland.
Being a Northern Irishman I can 100% confirm this episode's accuracy
Yeah, the north and the rest of the country don't have great history sadly enough 👉👈
There are Northern Irish leprechauns?
Your British Irish not North Irish Red Clover
@@thebandit0256 don't tell me what my national identity should be. I'm incredibly proud of my wee country. Entirely separate from my pride at being British or Irish.
@@Tmccreight25Gaming What is there to be so proud of 🤔
Celtic vs rangers
Did anyone catch the “Celtic” esc football top on the one guy? The Orangemen should’ve had a Rangers esc one to be authentic! Lol
It’s more likely a reference to the Boston based basketball team.
Lisa: Oh no! The Mainland Chinese are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Chinese people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually those Communists and Nationalists have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to People's Republic of China vs. Republic of China (a.k.a Taiwan).
The real fucked up part is the Taiwanese had almost nothing to do with it. They weren't even part of China until ceded by Japan after ww2. When the nationalists were routed, the army and refugees swarmed the island and oppressed the shit out of the locals. Its as if the confederacy fled to Puerto Rico and then the British fleet shielded them from being finished off by the Union. Regardless of your stance on the war, the Puerto Ricans have nothing to do with it.
The real fucked up part is the Taiwanese had almost nothing to do with it. They weren't even part of China until ceded by Japan after ww2. When the nationalists were routed, the army and refugees swarmed the island and oppressed the shit out of the locals. Its as if the confederacy fled to Puerto Rico and then the British fleet shielded them from being finished off by the Union. Regardless of your stance on the war, the Puerto Ricans have nothing to do with it.
Taiwan is a turn coat. It's basically a second Japan at this point.
He would have said “Commies and Naties”.
Change it.
@@cpob2013 The fucked up part is if the communists had lost the war they would have done the exact same thing probably even worse.
Ironically Maggie is the one wearing the actual national colour of Ireland, Blue.
People think Green because it was the colour of the Nationalist movements but the official state colour is blue, the same blue you see in the Dail and in the Presidents seal.
Dail?
@@Sewblon The Irish Government building.
@@Sewblon Irish parliament
@@Sewblon translate to 'gathering' it the lower House of the government.
The moment Lisa tries to settle differences is the moment it's doomed to fail. 🙄🙄🙄
Lisa: Oh no! The stout drinkers are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of alcoholics? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathutb?
Moe: Actually those Bud and Guinness drinkers have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down between American beer drinkers vs. Irish pub drinkers.
Imitation German pisswater vs real beer.
Why even bother with Budweiser? Just go and get a glass of water.
@Tin Watchman no chance it was temple bar? XD
Always comes down to piss vs. actual beer.
It feels good seeing your country on a popular show like the simpsons
yeah im from ni
guess that's the problem with charismatic leaders, no matter how much good they do, if the system is tied to the personality, then as soon as the leader is gone the country is back to square one
Lisa: Oh no! The Sequel fans are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Star Wars fans? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually those Orginal trilogy and the sequels have hated each other for centuries
LIsa: It always comes down to a male desert jedi and a female desert jedi
The problem with the new stuff is by katherine Kennedy is she turned Ray into a Mary Sue. You do not learn to be a Jedi in one movie. You have to let that drag out into all three movies
@@attiepollard7847 Not to mention the fact that Finn not being the main character was the biggest mistake those idiots made. A STORMTROOPER WHO BECOMES A JEDI!!! You don’t have to be a fucking genius to know that character arc would have been one of the very best in recent memory and could have been phenomenal.
@@thomaskilroy4573 I didn't have a problem Finn not becoming the main character because we already know that Catherine Kennedy wanted female leads and I did not have a problem with that but I got a problem is within its process plus the choreography as well. Star wars lightsaber battles supposed to always be the same choreography as The phantom menace because that said a set the ultimate standing in movie fighting.
And the Prequel fans are neutral
"Small Irish Family"
The one mistake here was treating the Protestant/Catholic division in Ireland as being based on a theological/philosophical dispute. It’s really about a whole lot of other stuff, with Christian denominations being the shorthand marker of tribal affiliation.
Yeah, the Republicans are fine with sharing the island as a common land, of either denomination, just as a united Ireland. It's the Tories that want occupation of a foreign power to divide the island.
There was also the troubles
Yup, it's more an ethnic/cultural divide that jus happened to include Christian sectarianism
The Irish and English were not exactly fans of each other when they were both Catholic
@@savioblanc Personally I blame Oliver Cromwell. His actions in Ireland really were beyond the Pale.
As an Irishmen and a Historian, I love that pun.
The bagpipes are scottish.
Ireland has the Harp and Uileann pipes instead. And the fiddle too.
and the bodhran.
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Bagpipes, and nearly everything stereotypically "Scottish", actually came from Ireland first
@@philmstud2k Ever notice about Irish people? Every one is descended from kings and princes. Isn't anyone descended from the garbageman?
Ireland uses bagpipes too
Moe hedges his bets and uses both slurs. I like that
Its Prods not Prots
LOL small Irish family. In the town where I grew up one family had 23 kids.
Oh really...... Your definitely a yank pretending that you’re Irish
You call that small?!
@@jameshayden6631 I lived in Canada all my life. Where I grew up there are a lot of Irish descendants.
The mother must have been on the Pill.
Fine, if you can support a large family.
Lisa: Oh no! The Apple users are also having a parade.
Bart: Two kinds of computer geeks? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually those Microsoft and Apple customers have hated each other for years.
Lisa: *sighs* It always comes down to the difference between the Windows operating system and the Mac operating system.
Linux!!!
There is no conflict between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. The conflict exists between the Nationalists, and the Unionists of Northern Ireland.
Mary Lynch I don’t think orange men would get teary listening to traditional Irish folk.
Beautiful music.
Good clarification from Mary Lynch. Nationalists are Irish Catholics who want to reunify with Republic of Ireland. Unionists are descendants of UK colonists who want to remain as part of Britain
us in the republic hate the unionists up north and the same with a few english people they hate us
may not see it at all but the tension between us isnt completely dead
I don’t speak to anyone in portadown just in case for my own safety as a catholic
Actually there is a conflict between ulster and the republic
Lisa: "Oh no! The Wing-Kong are also having a parade."
Bart: "Two kinds of Magic Tribesmen? What are they fighting over, who get's to read with a Spellbook?"
Wang-Chi: "Actually, both the Chang-Sing and the Wing-Kong have hated each other, and had fought against one another for centuries."
Lisa: "It always comes down to peace and tranquility vs destruction and madness."
Lol, that bathtub line got me 🤣🤣 Happy St Patrick's day!
One thing I want to set straight; and not the priests. Bagpipes are not Irish, we have our own version called uilleann pipes but they can only be played while sitting down: so their no use in a parade.
So, obviously dumb question, the bag pipes are Scottish only?
@@ddthewolf actually no bagpipes in various forms have been found throughout the world and through out the centuries. It's only really in modern times bagpipes have been associated with Scotland.
@@freddieb3537
Indeed, the Scots have appropriated the bagpipes for themselves the same way the African-American community has appropriated dreadlocks, despite both being found across the world going back thousands of years.
A remember reading that the earliest evidence of bagpipes is among the Hittites of 1000 BC.
@@DomWeasel You really only wanted to make this post to say "the African-American community has appropriated dreadlocks", didn't you?
@@scribejay
Scots appropriated bagpipes.
African-Americans appropriated dreadlocks.
The British have appropriated curry.
The American cowboy hat originated from the Mexican sombrero which itself originated from an earlier Spanish hat.
Virtually everything Americans do for St Patrick's day.
These are just some of the more blatant and visible examples of cultural appropriation.
So... we did not need the Good Friday Agreement, we just needed Lisa Simpson to start singing tooraloora??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tor a Lora ly is not Northern Irish so we don’t share it lol
Irish is irish so we do!
Happy Saint Patricks day ☘🍀🍀🍀
You too
Lisa understands nothing.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️I used to like Lisa, but now I just hate her. I mean when it comes to her as a character, she just whines all the time whenever she doesn’t get her way kind of like every other liberal in America. Whenever something doesn’t come out the way they want it they always whine. She acts like the world can be a better place if we all do peace and love and crap and I’m like girl, you don’t realize that the term of political correctness doesn’t exist. Even when she doesn’t get what she wants, she just cries and I’m like suck it up like Helga from Hey Arnold telling her older sister to suck it up.🙄🙄🙄
I guess Lisa never heard the saying, "The reason the Irish fight among themselves is they can find no other worthy opponents." Which is true no matter what side of the Atlantic you'll find us on.
To be fair one kind of the Irish are part Scots
Look at the stark differences between classic era simpsons take on st Patrick’s day and zombie simpsons take on it. One is excellent, the other drab and predictable.
Lisa: Oh no! The southern Americans are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of American people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually those Confeds and Unies have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to slavery abolition vs. slavery expansionism.
You want to know why some of the spirit of the Southern Confederacy is still alive in some parts of the South? It's because some Union Northern asshole liberal always want to bring up how racist everything was back in the day instead of just moving on from the subject.
@@attiepollard7847 I'm a yank and I am sick and tired of the idiocy displayed btly those from the north claiming to be enlightened.
@@V2011F thank you! The confederacy broke away years before the emancipation, it was a political move to help with the war. The liberals seem to want to change history because it doesnt reflect on them well.
@@mikekochendorfer7965 If the libs talked about this in a rational and fair way explaining that the times have changed exponentially then we wouldn't have this problem, unfortunately this is not the case and they just keep bringing up Racism this and Racism that. I've been to the south several times and never have I once seen a hate crime or violence caused by anyone outside of the news. I've seen New Orleans several times and its a wonderful city and surrounding countryside with entertainment down every block. I'm been to Tallahassee to visit family and I have seen two different sides of the city, (literally), and I have enjoyed time there. I have friends who have grown up in the south and they are some of the most loyal and thoughtful friends ever who have stayed in my life for years and I hope to keep them in my life for years to come.
If that makes me a racist, then call me a racist, I'll just call myself an American Thank You Very Much!
@@V2011F
Dude! That’s anecdotal, not empirical to the topic of this thread.
oh no, without the booze, these guys all remember how much they hate each other
Is it just me or does the Northern Irish Leprechaun sounds like Chief Wiggum?
Probably both voiced by Hank Azaria.
I am Irish and thinks its very funny
same from the rebel county
it is quiet an accuart depiction, thats why it is so funny
yeah we don't really hate them anymore it's just tradition not just Northern Ireland. Cork vs Dublin, All of us vs American Irish. and nobody likes Limerick anytime of the year.
i live in Vetnam, I am from Longford and Glasgow and my bestie is a proddy from Belfast, he thought it was funny too
good do they have paddys day in Vietnam
This is such an American “understanding” of the troubles and history of Ireland. An orange Leprechaun, good Lord.
Better put it on your breakfast cereal!
C Klan Lets be honest, it was more than a cartoon. It was a cultural Titan of a show in its heyday.
I know right? It have been more accurate with a British elf or whatever dressed as an
Stereotypical Leprechaun while the others have a real leprechaun, who usually wore brown according to folklore
Rusty Shackleford what are you talking about. Everything you said is incorrect
@@declanmcardle That's why they have Belfast Charms as the parody cereal of Lucky Charms.
Oh it is the biggest mix-up,
that you have ever seen!
Me Father, he was Orange,
And me Mother, she was Green!
Lisa still the worst character then
well, leave it to the southern irish to throw the first punch
Yessir
Not at all historically accurate.
No such thing as Southern Irish only Irish
Lisa: Oh no! The North Koreans are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Korean people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those North and South Koreans have hated each other since the Cold War.
People joke that Koreans are the Irish of Asia
@@EugeneTChu And Nepalese are the Swiss of Asia, while Japanese are the British of Asia.
@@carultch Nepal's geography is mountainous like Switzerland. Singapore's wealth and demographic divisions are like Swiss people (German, French, Italian)
Only 1 thing can unite both nations, the hate for Japan.
@@Mondragora99
Well!
Those Asians hate Japan, but love that Japanese medium, Tokusatsu.
Ironically, that pisses off the anime weebs.
Anime weebs really hate Tokusatsu; and in turn Tokusatsu weebs hate anime weebs. Plus! Tokusatsu weebs have an ally, the Wuxia weebs.
As an Irish person I take afens by this
Lisa: Oh no. The Warner Bros. fans are having their own parade!
Bart: Two kinds of cartoon fans? What are they fighting over? Who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those Disney and Warner fans have hated each other for decades.
Lisa: *sighs* It always comes down to the difference between Mickey Mouse and the Sensational Six and Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes.
Lisa: Oh no, the Star Wars Legend fans are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Star Wars? What are they fighting over, Who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those Fans of the original and Disney have hated each other for years.
Disney doesn't make Star Wars.
@@vetarlittorf1807 They made the sequel trilogy
@@dwaugh2215 No. Lucasfilm did. Disney just marketed it.
Damn. It's like a family reunion 😂 🇮🇪🇬🇧
Down with the United Kingdom 🇮🇪🇪🇺
Lisa: "Oh no! The Gunsmoke Fandom are also having a parade."
Bart: "Two kinds of Western TV Shows? What are they fighting over, who get's to do some kind of showdown?"
Cheyenne: "To tell you kids the truth, both the Bonanza Fandom and the Gunsmoke Fandom despised each other, and have fought against one another for over half-a-century."
Lisa: "It always comes down to fighting for the family vs fighting for the town."
Have a thumbs down for cutting right before Hulk and Thing fight
Lisa: Oh no! The PlayStation people are having their own parade!
Bart: Two kinds of gamers? What are they fighting over? Who gets to the sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually those Nintenjerks and Sony ponies have hated each other for years.
Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down between Nintendo consoles vs. Playstation consoles.
What's funny is that Nintendo had Sony create a CD add-on to one of their consoles, but cancelled it due to a certain part in their contract, which led Sony to create the PlayStation.
What a way to begin the 20th season. And I first thought it's gonna have that new HD intro that was already uploaded on UA-cam, but it came several episodes later.
Oh, well, the episode itself was pretty exciting regardless.
Not even half as good as St. Patrick's Day scene from Springfield tries Prohibition.
dchenkin02 This is why prohibition failed because every St Patrick’s day The Catholics and Protestants would riot.
I totally agree, that's when The Simpsons were funny. This is just sad.
I was searching for a beer baron comment. Found it😂.
Ps: Lisa is A piece of shit. Now
Those Protestants wouldn’t even consider themselves Irish.
And the conflict was ethnic not religious in recent years lol
The conflict was more constitutional really than anything else, based on whether you wanted an Irish Republic led by a President or a British Kingdom led by a Queen.
It largely suits the British argument to make it seem like it’s a civil conflict between different Irish ethnicities and religious communities since it vindicates and whitewashes Britain’s actions in Ireland.
But as you say the Ulster Protestants don’t see themselves as Irish to begin with and as British settlers instead.
It never really was ever religious.
Irish and English hated each other back when both were Catholic
And as Protestantism spread in England and the Church of England was declared, the Irish became more "Catholic" as opposition to an already hated neighbour.
Today in the 21st century when religion is no longer relevant enough, the Irish have pretty much fully discarded Catholicism
@@savioblanc that plus Ireland was basically an apartheid state that depended on the Catholic Church for any and all social services. Ireland was basically colonized by two imperial powers, the one in England & the one in the Vatican
@@savioblanc Religion has a massive part to play in it all. The bad blood between England and Ireland didn't start with the Reformation, but if they hadn't taken such wildly different paths thereafter then they'd undoubtedly have had better relations. Remember that the Church of Rome viewed Henry VIII and his succesors as illegitimate and actively encouraged Catholics to revolt against them. This led to constant rebellions in Ireland, which in turn led the English to ship in loyal Protestants to pacify the country, creating the divided Ulster we see today.
When Moe talks about the protestants and Catholics being at war with each other for centuries. Well, it’s not as long compared to the Muslim Sunni and Shia fight each other for 1000 years. But still, when it comes to the fighting between Irish protestants and Irish Catholics. This often gets overlooked but this happened in America. There was bigotry with the majority of protestants in the United States and yes, they do have a majority. Over the third largest religious minority Catholics. Like I’m not even joking look back to American history go back to like the 19th century and 20th century you’ll see anti-Catholicism playing out. There’s even a freaking movie called the gangs of New York. Got your native born protestant Americans fighting against Catholic immigrants. Not to mention to this day the KKK still have Catholics as an enemy.
Lisa: Oh no! The Chinese Nationalist are also having a parade.
Bart: Two kinds of China? What are they fighting over, who get's to rule China.
Moe: Actually the Communist and Nationalist parties have hated each other since before WW2.
To be fair, the unibrow baby is Maggie's arch enemy already
Ater watching the debacle that was the Love Ulster Parade live in Dublin, I can't watch this.
Alas, what the Emerald Isles need most was Pot not Booze.
Lies again? UEFA Vigrx Plus
0:12
When Britain fi-i-irst, at hea'en's command,
Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main,
Arose, arose from ou-ou-ou-out the a-zure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian a-a-angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia!
Britannia, rule the waves
And Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Rule, Britannia!
Britannia, rule the waves.
And Britons never, never, never shall
Alonzo Aldaba I was born on a Dublin street where the royal drums did beat, and those loving English feet they walked all over us. And every single night, when me da would come home tight, he’d invite the neighbors out with his chorus.
Come out ye Black and Tans,
Come out and fight me like a man, show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders,
They’ll them how the IRA made you run the hell away, from the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two
Like the Zulu they had spears and bow and arrows
How bravely you faced one with your 16 pounder gun,
And you frightened them old natives to the marrow
Come out ye Black and Tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA made you run the hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come let us hear you tell
How you slandered great Parnell
When you thought him well and truly persecuted
Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear
When our heroes of ‘16 were executed
Come out ye Black and Tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Tell your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA
Made you run the hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Well the time is coming fast
And I think it’s here at last
When each yeoman will be cut aside before us
And if there be a need, I’m sure my kids will say “Godspeed”
With a verse or two of Steven Behan’s chorus
Come out ye Black and Tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA made you run the hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come out ye Black and Tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA made you run the hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Both are beautiful songs chaps!
Án Bhreatain Mhór agus Éireann go brách!
🇬🇧🇮🇪
Louis Baker ✊ respect
@@daviddockery8962 this song goes so hard. irish protest songs are banger tunes!
@@shoblette961 facts
When the people of Springfield got into fighting
The orange leprechaun is the shiny form of O'Reilly the leprechaun
0:30 only they ever got right, it's about Catholic and Protestant
That priest with the white hair can be Father Ted Crilly. From that TV 📺 Show called Father Ted.
And the one on the right must be Bishop Brennan.
@@ciaranmcloughlin7165 "Hows the son?"
cameron burke What 😬?
Rusty Shackleford it could be in the middle of the East and the West I think. Since I know how Jebadia wear a hat that was like Davy Crockets.
This is just what living in Ulster has just been like since Brext.
Haha the guy putting the shillelagh back in the case like it were a rifle is hilarious.
HAHAHAAAAAAAA! I knew the riot would continue after the song.
When I read 'Ulster' at 0:15 it reminded me in having the song "Alternative Ulster" by the punk band "Stiff Little Fingers" on my playlist
And I thought: "So, they're from Northern Ireland" and looked up the internet - and yes! These guys are/were from there. XD
As I'm being neither Irish nor Northern Irish, I stay out from the Irish-Northern Irish conflict
1:16green leprechaun: wait thy minute
(Imperial March song plays as the Sith Lords marches in a parade)
Lisa: Oh no! The Sith Lords are also having a parade.
Bart: Two kinds of force-wielders? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the tauntaun?
Moe: Actually, those Siths and Jedis have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to balance through the light side vs. power through the dark side.
(Duel of the Fates song plays as the Sith Lords and Jedi Knights meet and engages in a lightsaber fight)
Never forget the year we accidentally wore a bright orange shirt on St Patrick's Day.
The ulsters playing rule britannia hahah
Imagine seeing Colin Farrell vs Liam Neeson.
From this skit, it implies that the Simpsons family are Catholics, but in another episode, Marge makes it clear that they are Protestants...
Lisa: Oh no, the Red Scorpions are also having parade
Bart: two kinds of Emperor-worshipping Space Marine chapters? What are they fighting over, who get sleep in the bathub?
Moe: actually, those Red Scorpions and Black Templars hate each other for centuries
Love the bow in Lisa’s hair! 🎀
The Thing isn’t even Protestant, he’s Jewish!!!
I know people who are Green Irish (Catholic) and Orange Irish (Protestant), and I have to say I like the Green Irish just a little bit better.
🇬🇧GLASGOW RANGERS CHAMPIONS🇬🇧
Glasgow Rangers ghola preventing the demolition of ibrox stadium
Hello hello
Is that Father Ted?
Why did it take me so long to realize that
"It always comes down to Transubstantiation vs. Consubstantiation." Ulster Presbyterians are Lutherans? That's news to me. This is the problem with most intellectual humor on The Simpsons: the jokes are for people who recognize the topic but don't really know anything about it but could bluff their way through if anybody who was more honest asked them to explain.
Sad part is, while this references the Irish, these are also Americans today.
EDIT: After an argument I had on another board about The Troubles, I have to point out that, for a conflict that is somehow not over religion (or over ideologies... somehow) as it is British occupation of Northern Ireland, the feud between Catholics and Protestants SURE seems to be a noteworthy part of it's history. Then again, religion played a bit of a role in World War II (Hitler's mass murder of Jews), and no one calls that a religious war either.
“Occupation” is a strong term for Northern Ireland. Take it from me, as someone who lives here, we’re not an occupied country.
@@jamesthejoker7415 I'm just going by words on anything I read up on the matter. Even my country is notorious for it. Just look at the politics of Puerto Rico. Some want it to become a state, others want it independent. Me? I'm a mainland American. Not my place.
Lisa: Oh no! The Anatolians are also having a parade!
Bart: Two kinds of Greek people? What are they fighting over, who gets to sleep in the bathtub?
Moe: Actually, those Spartans and Trojans have hated each other for centuries.
Lisa: (sigh) It always comes down to King Menelaus vs. Prince Paris over a woman named Helen.
The Turks and Greeks on Cyprus.
The simpsons is RAW for this!!😳😂🤣
Aren’t the Simpsons themselves Protestants? I mean, it ain’t Father Lovejoy after all
Marge is Protestant Lisa is Buddhist and homer + Bart are catholic
@@spacesoda5266 Well, Homer and Bart were Catholic for one episode. They are always seen at First Church of Springfield with Marge afterward.
Lisa's Buddhism did stick.
For Homer it is more about the beer than the politics.
they could have sang amhran na bhfiann
Lol no they couldn't have....
Given the anthem of Northern Ireland is "God Save The Queen" I don't so think so.
Well. The song was made by the IRA. And they terrorized the NI’s.
Singing in Irish would have been a really good way to get the Ulster Orangemen to kill someone.
Does Lisa really not understand the animosity and somewhat compromise between the Northern Irish and Irish? I thought she was the smart one
I wonder whom Moe hates the most 🤔🤔😂😂🤣🤣
Let me just say, the conflict in the North OF Ireland ISN'T religious. It's British colonialism vs Irish Republicanism, and I say that as an Englishman.
MattanzaMafiaFedora It’s religious to that why Ulster Protestants won’t join Republic of Ireland.
Robert Kelly
There are plenty of Protestant Irish Republicans, so don't feed me any of that.
MattanzaMafiaFedora Not since the 1798-1803 period. They are all Orangemen quite loyal to Britain but English seem unmoved by there devoted loyalty’s.
Robert Kelly
Well, that's complete bollocks. I happen to know enough to fill a Church with, and there's plenty more where that came from.
MattanzaMafiaFedora Irish Republicanism is Catholic exclusive nowadays war on NI is religion mostly. Atheists know the truth about these conflicts.