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  • Опубліковано 12 бер 2019
  • Father Peter sets out on an ill-fated attempt to bond the Catholic and Protestant schools.
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  • @SaoirseK
    @SaoirseK 5 років тому +10023

    "Sister Michael! I don't have a Protestant!"

    • @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z
      @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z 5 років тому +361

      You'll have to share with James.

    • @Lara-cp8iu
      @Lara-cp8iu 5 років тому +75

      Andrew Smith to go round

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 років тому +25

      Great line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @doherty7898
      @doherty7898 5 років тому +28

      HAHA\HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. James was not happy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @isabellarose3260
      @isabellarose3260 5 років тому +124

      " PROTESTANTS HATE ABBA "

  • @darkwolf5575
    @darkwolf5575 5 років тому +11829

    Priest-“I think we should just move on”
    Sister Michael-“The hairdresser certainly did...”
    OMG TEARS😂😂

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 років тому +135

      Ooh, I think that Peter's going to need cream for that huge burn!🔥

    • @andrewreston7318
      @andrewreston7318 5 років тому +26

      his names is peter not priest🙄🙄

    • @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z
      @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z 5 років тому +69

      @@trinaq Cream won't help. He'll need some holy water for a burn like that!

    • @doherty7898
      @doherty7898 5 років тому +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Funny

    • @08sunbabe
      @08sunbabe 5 років тому +17

      i laughed out loud in public

  • @alsunpilsut
    @alsunpilsut 3 роки тому +4277

    "So should us two bad bastards hook up or what?"
    "I'm sorry?"
    "Umm... Will you be my buddy, please?"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/v-deo.html

    • @1974USM
      @1974USM 3 роки тому +125

      Thx for the transscript, couldn't understand a word he was saying. Still had to replay it 10 times...

    • @mario.fernando
      @mario.fernando 3 роки тому +41

      i ship it 😖

    • @soy6505
      @soy6505 2 роки тому +1

      @@1974USM pp

    • @notthis6988
      @notthis6988 2 роки тому +20

      @CyberCentral Last I checked, my Catholic ass was raised on the same book as every other Christian.

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 4 роки тому +1919

    There has never been a better demonstration of the fact that "Protestant" and "Catholic" mean totally different things in Ireland to the rest of the world

    • @jondo553
      @jondo553 3 роки тому +108

      They both believe in the same saviour and god, and yet they still can't get along. We're not so different from other animals.

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 2 роки тому +61

      Scotland has some parallels.

    • @katy3901
      @katy3901 2 роки тому +285

      @@stevekaczynski3793 A friend at work said; in Derry you'll be asked what football team you support as a sly way to guess your religion. In Glasgow, they'll ask your religion to figure out your football team.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 2 роки тому +31

      More like they mean totally different things in the US. Cause that is exactly what they mean in my country

    • @blackoutninja
      @blackoutninja 2 роки тому +57

      @@jondo553 Not really- the number of truly religious, believing, practicing Irish is no doubt tiny (though I imagine bigger than in England). Everybody else just uses "Catholic" and "Protestant" as Tribal Labels

  • @Providence83
    @Providence83 5 років тому +6112

    I just realized the priest has amazing hair and was in a relationship with a hair dresser. What an amazing detail!

    • @lemonmart7793
      @lemonmart7793 5 років тому +126

      It’s the mouse

    • @nicholasvanlierde2546
      @nicholasvanlierde2546 5 років тому +121

      Lemon Mart mousse

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 років тому +19

      @@nicholasvanlierde2546
      The Salmon Mousse?

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 роки тому +31

      *realised
      You are welcome. So you admit to not watching the first season. Good for you.

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 роки тому +7

      @@lemonmart7793 a mouse? It pissed or shit on his hair? Or did it cum on his hair "There's Something About Mary" style.

  • @gabriellekelly3141
    @gabriellekelly3141 5 років тому +5562

    “Look, there just aren’t enough Protestants to go around!”

  • @safia5264
    @safia5264 4 роки тому +7242

    "Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much"
    "I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said"
    I'm crying LMAOOO

    • @thebakalord
      @thebakalord 4 роки тому +179

      Your not wrong, when I see a good statue, I'd be interested for a second

    • @carolineainenibhreithimh7652
      @carolineainenibhreithimh7652 4 роки тому +16

      Live in bundoran 🙈 near died when it got mentioned

    • @Mugsi
      @Mugsi 4 роки тому +13

      At the risk of sounding completely uncultured, I still can't tell what statue is supposed to mean in this context

    • @carolineainenibhreithimh7652
      @carolineainenibhreithimh7652 4 роки тому +92

      @@Mugsi Catholics really make a fuss over Mary, she's almost as important as Jesus himself where church of Ireland don't put her there as hi as we do. You know your in a Catholic house hold when there few statues around

    • @quintoblanco8746
      @quintoblanco8746 3 роки тому +79

      @@Mugsi Statues of Jesus, Mary and saints.

  • @safia5264
    @safia5264 4 роки тому +2582

    "Protestants go to Newcastle"
    "Catholics LOVE JFK"
    "Distance between the eyes"
    "Protestants keep toasters in cupboards"
    "Catholics love Bingo"
    Some of my favourites from the chalk board hahaha

    • @robertfrancisdeburca7573
      @robertfrancisdeburca7573 4 роки тому +24

      I mean I remember being in a rlly unionist area and one car park was full and then I realised it was for the bingo so idk bout that one haha. Others are all true though 😂

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 3 роки тому +26

      They really do love Newcastle (Northern Ireland) though

    • @michaelking9772
      @michaelking9772 3 роки тому +8

      They go to Portrush,.!!!!

    • @celticcheetah6371
      @celticcheetah6371 3 роки тому +36

      My Protestant NI granny had the same toaster from 1952, when she bought her first house, until 2016 when she moved into a nursing home. It was a fucking ARTEFACT that toaster. 🤣

    • @leocervidae
      @leocervidae 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryan Connolly I’m from Newcastle and I really don’t see the appeal 😂

  • @ericblair5841
    @ericblair5841 5 років тому +4198

    The way James says 'Will you be my buddy please?" makes my heart melt ❤️ ❤️

    • @lemonmart7793
      @lemonmart7793 5 років тому +175

      Same he’s too soft and sweet 🥰

    • @fefefan17
      @fefefan17 5 років тому +21

      Same here !!!!! SAME !!!

    • @java4656
      @java4656 4 роки тому +50

      He's so cute.

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/v-deo.html

    • @aspunkyyacker6850
      @aspunkyyacker6850 3 роки тому +1

      And that's what you take away from this? 😂

  • @nsqh08
    @nsqh08 5 років тому +3414

    "agh give me strength" this show is a gift to humanity

    • @danoleary3876
      @danoleary3876 5 років тому +6

      hugo contreras Agh I agree

    • @scottallison8896
      @scottallison8896 5 років тому +4

      Not as funny as The Inbetweeners.

    • @burytheberry4102
      @burytheberry4102 5 років тому +44

      @@scottallison8896 Ok? No one asked about the Inbetweeners???

    • @scottallison8896
      @scottallison8896 5 років тому +3

      @@burytheberry4102
      It's my opinion malaka!

    • @burytheberry4102
      @burytheberry4102 5 років тому +7

      @@scottallison8896 Ok Minecraft Rules

  • @mikaelajessicapica7106
    @mikaelajessicapica7106 4 роки тому +1135

    i like how uncertain the girl writing the similarities whether to really write what the priest said lol

    • @benjamintillema3572
      @benjamintillema3572 4 роки тому +85

      3:02
      She's like, "What? They do? I'm not sure that's true! Is it true? Should I write it down if it's not true?!"

    • @PinothyJ
      @PinothyJ 3 роки тому +19

      Orla and Asling have to be my two favourites from the series.

  • @Juupitrr
    @Juupitrr 3 роки тому +739

    "you mean when you shacked up with a Southern hairdresser then she dumped you?"
    "Michelle, please.
    Raise your hand when you have a question."

  • @joshirvplays
    @joshirvplays 5 років тому +2813

    I hope Sister Michael is in this season so much more than the first.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 років тому +98

      I agree, she adds so much to the show's humour, it would be a shame if they reduced her role!

    • @beckybertish7841
      @beckybertish7841 5 років тому +60

      @@trinaq I know Sister Michael is hilarious! Her comebacks are great she makes me laugh so hard.

    • @mcfcste99
      @mcfcste99 5 років тому +18

      Some off her sayings are hilarious😂

    • @colleenscollon5064
      @colleenscollon5064 5 років тому +19

      "i love a good statue. It has to be said."

    • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
      @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 5 років тому +1

      Joshua Paterson she’s so funny. 😂

  • @mariebillow8035
    @mariebillow8035 5 років тому +2123

    "Protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father"

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 років тому +10

      Marie Billow really, what do they say?!

    • @mazzarider6057
      @mazzarider6057 5 років тому +144

      @@c0ronariu5 "For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever".

    • @KevinementD
      @KevinementD 5 років тому +148

      @@mazzarider6057 I was born and raised catholic and I used to say that too. German catholic though.

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 років тому +61

      It’s usually said at Mass but not other times like praying The rosary

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 років тому +12

      Mazza Rider I say that in mass, so I was a bit confused, maybe like someone else here said, different countries do it differently. Thanks though 😀

  • @Eliteerin
    @Eliteerin 4 роки тому +1064

    "I think we should move on"
    "The hairdresser certainly did"
    Dead 😂

    • @theallosauruz2840
      @theallosauruz2840 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not going to ruin the 420 likes

    • @yomilala8929
      @yomilala8929 Рік тому

      I did not get that joke

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Рік тому +1

      @@yomilala8929 He took a "sabbatical" to pursue a relationship with a hairdresser.

    • @SYEDSHAZEB46013
      @SYEDSHAZEB46013 4 місяці тому

      lmfaoooo

  • @zitools
    @zitools 5 років тому +892

    "distance between eyes" and "toaster in cupboard" are my two favorites on the blackboard.

    • @SeaJayBelfast
      @SeaJayBelfast 4 роки тому +20

      In case you're not from N. Ireland, those are actually both true

    • @intrepidtomato
      @intrepidtomato 4 роки тому +29

      @@SeaJayBelfast Not from Northern Ireland but protestant, and man I would love for my toaster to be in teh cupboard. Went to NI with my Irish husband and loved that the tour guide said that there are only protestant ghosts, because the catholic ones go to heaven lol

    • @XeaRae
      @XeaRae 4 роки тому +18

      I like ‘Protestants love soup’ best. It’s so random.

    • @spamspum928
      @spamspum928 3 роки тому +19

      @@XeaRae During the Irish famine, Protestant missionaries would give starving catholics soup if they converted. That's what they are referring to.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souperism

    • @albertbatfinder5240
      @albertbatfinder5240 3 роки тому +4

      What’s behind the “toaster in cupboard” thing? And don’t answer marmite :)

  • @tash9009
    @tash9009 5 років тому +1590

    "i do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said" I felt that. I felt that deep down!
    Also at the board - Catholics ♥ Mary - LOL!

    • @stiofanloingsigh351
      @stiofanloingsigh351 4 роки тому +21

      A friend once told me that Catholics are just self-hating pagans.

    • @guinevereinthefield176
      @guinevereinthefield176 4 роки тому

      Tash I can relate!

    • @jamesms4
      @jamesms4 4 роки тому +13

      Protestants do love Mary but we Catholics love her more. ;-). OTOH the Eastern Orthodox can give us Papists a run for our money on loving Mary.

    • @tiathompson6674
      @tiathompson6674 4 роки тому +3

      YEP......you are ABDOLUTELY lovers of the Queen of Heaven and you will have to give an account to Yahweh for it.

    • @jamesms4
      @jamesms4 4 роки тому +8

      @@tiathompson6674 Rather in the OT the Kings of Judah didn't make any of their wives Queen. They made their mothers the Queen. The office was called the Guverah (Lady). That is why the names of the mother's of the Kings of Judah are listed and the lists of the Kings of Israel omit them in the post divided kingdom era. Now who is the Final King of Judah. Melak Yeshua Ben Miriam. Jesus Son of Mary. Mary is Biblical. Protestantism not so much.....

  • @shadowflower93
    @shadowflower93 5 років тому +420

    "Is there anything we all want?"
    "For this to be over"
    I felt that 😂

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/v-deo.html

  • @jensimaster
    @jensimaster 5 років тому +1788

    My wife is an Irish citizen, her dad's from Dublin. I'm Dutch Protestant, so I'm as orange as you can get. This is what family dinner conversation is like at our house and this scene was amazing.

    • @adeel-eh7xq
      @adeel-eh7xq 5 років тому +6

      jensimaster Orange?

    • @adeel-eh7xq
      @adeel-eh7xq 5 років тому +9

      XZDrake thanks, think I might have been taught about that at school: William of Orange and the Stuarts Kings and Queens but forgot about a lot of his history. In Englaf the emphasis is only on Charles 1 and 2.

    • @pauliewalnuts100
      @pauliewalnuts100 5 років тому +70

      Orange bastard.

    • @buckodonnghaile4309
      @buckodonnghaile4309 5 років тому +43

      @@siramea no one believes me when I tell them that. Then again stopping random people on the streets to discuss the origins of root vegetable colours is rather odd now that I think about it.

    • @noelcampbell1672
      @noelcampbell1672 4 роки тому +5

      @XZDrake You Orange bastard..lol

  • @bm230199
    @bm230199 3 роки тому +210

    The matter of fact way that Orla says "Protestants hate abba" gets me every time

  • @GinaSigillito
    @GinaSigillito 5 років тому +1947

    "Protestants hate ABBA." Omg, Orla rules.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 5 років тому +43

      ...why do Protestants hate ABBA? I mean, is there some kind of hidden reference here? Or is it just random?

    • @j.j2030
      @j.j2030 5 років тому +69

      @@weareallbornmad410 would be weird since sweden is primarily protestants....

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 5 років тому +27

      @@j.j2030 That's what I thought, too :)
      Although, I'm guessing "Protestants" really means "Anglicans" here, and that's definitely not Swedes...

    • @ThW5
      @ThW5 5 років тому +3

      Not really... The protestants are neatly divided in different groups the largest of which is most certainly not Anglican...

    • @Conordl96
      @Conordl96 5 років тому +7

      @@weareallbornmad410 mostly Presbyterian in the North of Ireland

  • @maddiew6810
    @maddiew6810 5 років тому +2205

    *soo... should us two bad BASTARDS hook up or what?*

  • @theena
    @theena 3 роки тому +158

    That delivery of 'there aren't enough protestants to go around' is pure perfection.

  • @TheDiamondcutter101
    @TheDiamondcutter101 3 роки тому +198

    As someone who comes from a mixed family with one devout Catholic gran and one devout Protestant gran this is a) one of the most accurate and b) one of the funniest things I have ever seen, huge credit to everyone involved.
    When my family first saw this episode we had to re watch the episode as we were all laughing so much at this scene we missed the rest of the episode.

    • @gustavmarie
      @gustavmarie 9 місяців тому +1

      My mother comes from a mixed NI Cathloic/Protestant marriage (grew up in Scotland) and she can be completely schizo when it comes to the "Irish" question - loves all things Irish (culture, literature, music, history, etc) but then can be like Ian Paisley when the issue of NI comes up.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@gustavmarie Maybe don't use word "schizo" like that? Schizophrenia is a serious psychiatric condition which apparently you know nothing about if you use it so nonchalantly (and comparison is wrong to begin with

  • @flyinangel111
    @flyinangel111 5 років тому +1912

    'catholic gravy is all bisto' 'protestants think Catholics are all alco's' 'protestants keep toasters in cupboards' and 'protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath' I'm crying I love Derry girls so much 😂

    • @kariscoyne1886
      @kariscoyne1886 5 років тому +78

      my housemate is Dutch and literally I keep having to rescue the toaster from the cupboard

    • @priscillapresley2942
      @priscillapresley2942 5 років тому +47

      'Distance between the eyes' - I died.

    • @ThW5
      @ThW5 5 років тому +34

      Aye, it is da Calvinism, it leaks into ya if ya're Dutch, no matter if you're atheist, Jewish, cathlic... It leaks, and there is no rescue, only a strict, toasterless existence can keep yar cupboard free of toasters... It comes with the Total Depravity

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 років тому +40

      I never knew that that was a thing...until now. My whole life the toaster has sat on the kitchen counter, and I couldn’t be more proud 😂

    • @Viscount_Castlereagh
      @Viscount_Castlereagh 5 років тому +20

      I always thpught toasters were meant to be stored in a cupboard then put on the bench when it is being used XD and yes I am a protestant.

  • @gloriamcinerney7383
    @gloriamcinerney7383 5 років тому +1016

    Peter - is there anything we all want
    Sister Michael - for this to be over
    Sister micheal got some good jokes

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 років тому +8

      Sister Michael is going to hell for that lol
      Now you know I’m Catholic lol

    • @BDON
      @BDON 5 років тому +23

      Sister Michael needs her own spin off lol

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/v-deo.html

  • @jbmiller3280
    @jbmiller3280 5 років тому +240

    As hilarious this scene is, I can picture a group of writers in a room shouting out lines to insert in the script (and intermittently howling in laughter as they do so). Still the bit last season when they were referring to Mary as “Big M” was off the hook.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Рік тому +12

      Except there's only one writer. Lisa McGer was behind this genius scene.

  • @caitlinjohnson1505
    @caitlinjohnson1505 5 років тому +249

    "I do enjoy a good statue" just another line from Derry girls I'll be quoting everyday 😂

  • @aislinncassidy8108
    @aislinncassidy8108 5 років тому +506

    As a child of the Ulster Project everything in this episode was pure fact.

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 5 років тому +47

      So do you keep your toaster in the cupboard?

    • @zyxwut321
      @zyxwut321 5 років тому +10

      You're not that special. You're all just plain old boring white people.

    • @hissycissy2748
      @hissycissy2748 5 років тому +64

      @@zyxwut321 In your opinion... grumpy boots! What's your problem with white people?

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +99

      @@zyxwut321 Take your identity politics nonsense elsewhere, we have quite enough of it in Ireland already.

    • @deborahrogers9760
      @deborahrogers9760 5 років тому

      @@hissycissy2748 .

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 5 років тому +625

    Surely all Protestants and Catholics can agree that it’s hilarious how the hairdresser wanted no part of Peter? What a knob.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +7

      @Andrew Smith No experience ;)

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 роки тому +1

      He cant. Broke his vow of Celibacy.

    • @julie99nl
      @julie99nl 4 роки тому +1

      @@pentuplove6542 Watch episode 3 of season 1. You'll understand his lapse of faith.

    • @ersofrescht4661
      @ersofrescht4661 4 роки тому

      😂😂🤣

    • @letsseeif
      @letsseeif 3 роки тому

      so you've seen his knob then?

  • @g.m.5789
    @g.m.5789 3 роки тому +218

    "Is there anything that we all want?"
    "For this to be over."
    Love that nun.

  • @Alsatiagent
    @Alsatiagent 5 років тому +378

    When I was a boy, my neighbourhood friend told me scary stories of prayers and corporal punishment and how they called their teachers "brother so and so". He then asked me what religion I was. I told him I did not know and I had never been to church, "then you're protestant" he informed me.

    • @Kckat-qh1iq
      @Kckat-qh1iq 5 років тому +2

      Alsatiagent and are you????

    • @lauradavis1755
      @lauradavis1755 5 років тому +22

      That friends is obviously very uneducated... Protestants are Christian, we believe in God and go to Church just like Catholics ... and I'm actually Anglican not protestant because protestants are broken down into Methodist, Anglican, Quakers and more I can't think of right now.

    • @piddlerpat
      @piddlerpat 5 років тому +15

      Which signifies that no Protestant religion is correct ffs they were created in the 17th century .. thousands and thousands of year after Jesus. Read the Nicene creed which is read at Anglican masses and then you’ll convert to Catholicism

    • @kaiserwilhelmii671
      @kaiserwilhelmii671 5 років тому +16

      @@piddlerpat
      Except Catholicism was created by king Constantine

    • @piddlerpat
      @piddlerpat 5 років тому +3

      Are you catholic? I mean the Nicene creed which was established by Constantinople is read out at every Christian ceremony yet they still broke from Roman Catholicism.. I honestly can’t get my head around that! Second Matthew 16:18 is enough

  • @kieranfo3739
    @kieranfo3739 5 років тому +391

    There was actually some great characters in the Protestant group, hope they turn up again.

    • @kieranfo3739
      @kieranfo3739 5 років тому +70

      @Andrew Smith I think they might, I got the impression that the final smile between Erin and the fella could have been laying the groundwork for something.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 років тому +4

      @Andrew Smith lol

    • @NoahSmyth
      @NoahSmyth 5 років тому +5

      @Andrew Smith the take that concert is in Belfast.....

  • @angelpriscilla1880
    @angelpriscilla1880 4 роки тому +636

    The fact that none of them really mentioned THE MOST SIMPLE AND CLEAR SIMILARITY like the Bible or Jesus HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @dubmait
      @dubmait 3 роки тому +45

      ah thats not really what its about though really....its more cultural stuff

    • @blackoutninja
      @blackoutninja 3 роки тому +84

      It's because "Catholic" and "Protestant" mean something different in Ireland to the rest of the World

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 3 роки тому +14

      Angel Priscilla
      Protestant and Catholics have some differences in their bible though

    • @blackoutninja
      @blackoutninja 3 роки тому +83

      @@dubmait That's exactly it. These kids aren't religious, they just call themselves "Catholic" and "Protestants" because it's their tribal religion. @angel priscilla, take note

    • @nelsonricardo3729
      @nelsonricardo3729 3 роки тому +6

      /whoosh

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater5 3 роки тому +38

    For some reason I love it when he protestant headmistress said "Yeah that's fair enough" when Michelle and Sister Michael said that Protestants are richer.

  • @beth9603
    @beth9603 5 років тому +498

    "Ooh protestants like to march and catholics like to walk" I'm dead

    • @miregal5346
      @miregal5346 5 років тому +3

      I don't get it

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 років тому +59

      Mir Egal Protestants hold a march through the catholic centre of town every year, it’s considered pretty derogatory towards Catholics.

    • @miregal5346
      @miregal5346 5 років тому +1

      @@c0ronariu5 thx I didn't know that

    • @Gamenetreviews
      @Gamenetreviews 4 роки тому +4

      c0ronariu5
      Don’t the Catholics also do that?

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 4 роки тому +4

      Gamenetreviews I’m Catholic, and I hope not.

  • @bellaloves2815
    @bellaloves2815 5 років тому +61

    Sister Micheal is just the best character, so funny without having to try at all!

  • @ivanhendr
    @ivanhendr 4 роки тому +183

    "I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said" Sr. Michale

  • @guardrailbiter
    @guardrailbiter 4 роки тому +785

    Am I the only one begging someone to say "Jesus"?
    They have Jesus in common, for Christ's sake!

    • @nenabunena
      @nenabunena 4 роки тому +49

      Don't take His name in vain

    • @nenabunena
      @nenabunena 4 роки тому +12

      @@coolmacatrain9434 I know Protestants call Mary a whore and refuse to worship God and see themselves as gods and love abortion

    • @assumingctrl
      @assumingctrl 4 роки тому +142

      @@nenabunena False on so many levels

    • @akiladesilva7422
      @akiladesilva7422 4 роки тому

      @@coolmacatrain9434 for intercession

    • @hup123o9
      @hup123o9 4 роки тому +59

      I mean your missing the point ...obviously theres loads in common but they only think of the differences

  • @ofarooq87
    @ofarooq87 5 років тому +307

    Alright how many of you paused at the board scene

  • @tacticalfoul1101
    @tacticalfoul1101 5 років тому +425

    Some of the stuff on that blackboard if you pause it😂

    • @tjeurouk
      @tjeurouk 5 років тому +80

      Hawkmoon McGee Protestants keep toasters in cupboards 😂

    • @michaela2518
      @michaela2518 5 років тому +62

      @Andrew Smith you sound like a protestant lol

    • @chobochobus
      @chobochobus 5 років тому +58

      @Andrew Smith just keep the toaster in the one place, beside the kettle.

    • @zarabada6125
      @zarabada6125 5 років тому +2

      @Andrew Smith Do you believe any of it is true? 😶

    • @Chameleon1616
      @Chameleon1616 5 років тому +2

      Catholics keep coal in the bath because its cleaner then the tap water

  • @rileytan5239
    @rileytan5239 5 років тому +110

    “Protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father and also call it the Lord’s Prayer”
    “Protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath”
    “Catholics ♥️ Mary”
    “Protestants LOVE accordions + bands + orange”

    • @kristinesharp6286
      @kristinesharp6286 3 роки тому

      I’m Catholic in US and we sometimes say the doxology after the Lord’s Prayer.

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 5 років тому +162

    This is the first show in years that makes me laugh out loud

  • @KI-of9vo
    @KI-of9vo 5 років тому +473

    Orla = favourite character

    • @cezzi1
      @cezzi1 5 років тому +14

      @Andrew Smith totally agree it's a shame that she only gets a few lines every episode

    • @KI-of9vo
      @KI-of9vo 5 років тому +13

      She definitely needs more screen time

    • @Jac-Jay
      @Jac-Jay 5 років тому +8

      @Andrew Smith I agree although she is brilliant doing her thing in the background of every scene.

    • @nunyabusiness7858
      @nunyabusiness7858 5 років тому +10

      @Andrew Smith She likes meltin' stuff.

    • @julie99nl
      @julie99nl 4 роки тому +1

      @@nunyabusiness7858 and eating boiled sweets.

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 4 роки тому +49

    The comedic brilliance of this entire episode. I never stopped laughing.

  • @user-br3bw7wr2l
    @user-br3bw7wr2l 4 роки тому +17

    3:32 That cough ! 😂 This is an absolute gem.

  • @ailinos
    @ailinos 5 років тому +229

    "Catholics watch RTÉ" hahahahah

    • @matthewmcnerlin231
      @matthewmcnerlin231 5 років тому +5

      It's funny cause it's true! 😂😂

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 років тому +2

      @@matthewmcnerlin231 no it's not.

    • @matthewmcnerlin231
      @matthewmcnerlin231 5 років тому +6

      @@irishcountrygirl78 well in Tyrone it is/was. Although in those days we had to have a special Arial to watch TV shows

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 років тому +7

      @@matthewmcnerlin231 well in Donegal we consider RTÉ as utter bollix. We were able to get a signal from Enniskillen for BBC channels. Fortunately. Ryan Tubridy on Friday nights is a crime on viewers eyeballs. We've never really done good talk shows. Pity we pushed Graham Norton away because he was a gay protestant (yet he still considers himself irish bless him) . He is *fantastic*.

    • @matthewmcnerlin231
      @matthewmcnerlin231 5 років тому +6

      @@irishcountrygirl78 Aye but back in the day for US shows TV3 and RTE 2 were ahead so I preferred watching that. Also yes on the Ryan part, these days RTE comes across anti-north and he is a general twat.

  • @marylynch948
    @marylynch948 5 років тому +56

    Catholics watch RTÉ, but the funnest part is when Orla said "Protestants hate ABBA". That always makes me laughing.

  • @scf7334
    @scf7334 3 роки тому +22

    Hahaha - her face at 3:02! She is so great!! Every time she’s on the show, she makes me laugh and she doesn’t have to do hardly a thing.

  • @MateoJFR
    @MateoJFR 2 роки тому +10

    "you mean when you shacked up with a Southern hairdresser then she dumped you?"
    "Miss Mallin... raise your hand when you have a question"
    I love that you can hear Sister Michaels smiling as she said that line, without smiling. This whole interaction killed me.

  • @leftyakal.h.o.t.d6105
    @leftyakal.h.o.t.d6105 Рік тому +15

    My parents immigrated to Australia because one was a Catholic and one was a Proddy. That's how messed up my family's were over it. 😂

  • @jaytops
    @jaytops 3 роки тому +6

    Seriously, the comedic writing in the show is pure sublime GENIUS

  • @RosoMC
    @RosoMC 5 років тому +78

    I need to watch more of the Irish/Northern Irish television series. You guys are so amazingly self-aware and ironic it melts my cold heart. :D Never change, guys!

    • @Valencetheshireman927
      @Valencetheshireman927 5 років тому +12

      Isn’t this a British show ? Northern Ireland is part of the 🇬🇧

    • @elliemclean6536
      @elliemclean6536 4 роки тому +4

      J 19 but not part of Britain...

    • @siobhanofarrell4646
      @siobhanofarrell4646 4 роки тому +21

      J 19 In your dreams - Troll. The Six Counties never were, aren’t, and never will be “British”. 26+6=1 TAL 🇮🇪

    • @Simon-gp7su
      @Simon-gp7su 4 роки тому +18

      @@siobhanofarrell4646 The north or Ireland never belonged to a United Ireland either you seem to forget or are ignorant of the fact that through most of the islands history it remained a disunited land of petty tribal kingdoms that warred with each other on a near constant basis. Land belongs to those who can take it that's the natural order of things. However there are two ways that can change like with what i already said 1. It gets taken by force the most common way or 2. like with down south it get's given/traded away in a treaty resulting from a chaotic period war,social instability,territory is not needed/worth anything anymore ect. Don't try to apply a political fantasy to history.

    • @siobhanofarrell4646
      @siobhanofarrell4646 4 роки тому +5

      ClockWork I know my own bloody history you eejit - and it doesn’t matter if one country takes another by force - it STILL doesn’t mean it’s theirs. From a personal perspective - from as far back as the 17th century - my family has never acknowledged the Brits claim on our land. We don’t recognize their laws, their government - they could try to split our country in two, Stormont could engage in their perpetual wankfest of being “a Protestant government for a Protestant people” and it STILL didn’t make those Six Counties theirs. If territory isn’t that important, if it isn’t needed/worth anything anymore, then the Protestants should have no problem going into a united Ireland. That ugly ass bitch Arlene Foster and her ilk will have to deal with that reality soon enough. 🇮🇪 TAL

  • @alex6453
    @alex6453 5 років тому +106

    "Catholics buzz off statues" 😂😂 I can't! We don't deserve Derry girls!

    • @throwaway9226
      @throwaway9226 3 роки тому +2

      I do enjoy a good statue it has to be said

    • @yuccatree4298
      @yuccatree4298 2 роки тому +1

      No no no, they're called, Cyaathlicks

  • @georgim_
    @georgim_ 5 років тому +92

    Sister Michael is a QUEEN !!!

  • @jazziyy
    @jazziyy 5 років тому +16

    I look forward to this show every Tuesday. I hope this season has more than 6 episodes

  • @johnhulls5334
    @johnhulls5334 5 років тому +23

    Derry Girls is just so brilliant,I love every episode and everything about it,I think it's about time I treated myself to the DVD collection,every episode reminds me of some magical times.it's the best show in years,hope there's loads more to come.

  • @thewanderer6174
    @thewanderer6174 4 роки тому +18

    Coming from a Catholic country, I never thought about any differences or similarities between both communities until I watched this episode. It was a funny episode and interesting to see something so overwhelmingly different from my own culture.

  • @katmoore246
    @katmoore246 3 роки тому +69

    Malfoy: Professor Lupin is a werewolf.
    Snape: Draco, please. Raise your hand when you want to ask a question.

  • @neabby
    @neabby 5 років тому +41

    "I do enjoy a good statue" lol

  • @MattGarZero
    @MattGarZero 3 роки тому +59

    "Catholics have more freckles"
    Dead

  • @medicineman360
    @medicineman360 5 років тому +1

    I had seen some ads for this, on streaming, but I've been holding off on watching... until I watched this. This is brilliant!

  • @TheLastAngryMan01
    @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +141

    The “Protestants love soup” line probably went over most of the non-Irish viewers heads.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +204

      @@quierocomerteabesos It's a term that dates back to the Irish Famine in the 1840s.
      The potato crop that sustained most Irish Catholic farmers failed, and it's estimated that a million people died and a million emigrated in fairly desperate conditions.
      In the midst of this, some Protestant churches saw an opportunity to increase the size of their flock, and offered soup to the starving Catholics, on condition that they recant their faith and become Protestants. I've also read that they served meat soup (forbidden to Catholics) on Fridays, but I'm not sure how reliable that story is to be fair.
      Now, to most of us, it's a fairly logical decision to take the soup and avoid starving. However, those who did were looked upon with scorn by those who toughed it out, and became known (in a derogatory way) as "soupers" or "those who took the soup". Basically, it implied that such people lacked moral fibre. Mad, I know.
      To this day, there are some Irish Protestants bearing very Catholic-sounding surnames who are suspected of being descendants of "soupers". Prominent suspects in this regard include ex-RUC Chief Constable Ronnie Flanagan; loyalist mass murderer Lenny Murphy; and BBC radio presenter Stephen Nolan.
      Hence the "Protestants love soup" line.
      Hope that explains it.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +11

      Lemon Cake You’re welcome! Great show is Derry Girls, hard to believe a show like this has been such a big hit overseas.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +3

      Nolwenn Appelbaum Not really sure there’s any deeper meaning to that one tbh. Most Irish Catholics keep theirs in open view on the kitchen counter. I did a line with a Protestant woman once who had her’s in the cupboard. Mind you, most of the Twitterati seem to agree with the comparison...
      Holy shops, on the other hand, are an exclusively Catholic thing. As is RTÉ in the context of NI, and the GAA (by and large).

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 років тому +6

      @Nolwenn Appelbaum They're shops that sell religious items such as holy communion dresses, crucifixes, holy water, beads, icons etc.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 років тому +3

      @@TheLastAngryMan01 they damn divil good at making soap too, like pros!! My inlaws are protestant and *omg* their soup. I'm agnostic though. None of that religion crap for me, l will eat the soup however *nom*

  • @katie323
    @katie323 5 років тому +47

    I honestly hope we see more of Erin and Dee.

  • @AlyAltyr
    @AlyAltyr 2 роки тому +7

    Erin trying to think of one similarity makes me laugh so hard lmao the acting in this series is so good

  • @CelebrianUndomiel
    @CelebrianUndomiel 3 роки тому +12

    "So should us two bad bastards hook up or wot" 😂😂 I love James

  • @radiowhatsnew
    @radiowhatsnew 5 років тому +14

    IM SO HAPPY THEYRE BACK, lots of love from Canada

  • @linaalqudah449
    @linaalqudah449 5 років тому +123

    Everything with this show is PERFECT💖💖💖🔥

  • @rubydubdub2965
    @rubydubdub2965 2 роки тому +3

    the comedic pacing of this scene is just so spectacular

  • @DirtyDan1
    @DirtyDan1 3 роки тому +5

    1:05 that girls a fire cracker 🤣🤣 I couldn't help but laugh

  • @gemmastaines5706
    @gemmastaines5706 2 роки тому +7

    "The Hairdresser certainly did"
    That gets me every single time!!!!

  • @yogeshtheist5528
    @yogeshtheist5528 3 роки тому +3

    0:23 "Will you be my buddy plz" Awwwwwwwwwwww

  • @asdabir
    @asdabir 3 роки тому +1

    Every single second of this show is pure gold

  • @raeesah98
    @raeesah98 4 роки тому +10

    Pissed myself laughing at this. Genuinely, didn’t expect to

  • @antheajohnson4234
    @antheajohnson4234 5 років тому +43

    *Fish on Friday!* Top left-hand corner of the chalk board

    • @DonVito1892
      @DonVito1892 3 роки тому

      True catholic thing😃👍

  • @lennon1499
    @lennon1499 5 років тому +43

    American from California here and I can't wait for seaon 2 to come out on Netflix!!!😄

  • @ohword9541
    @ohword9541 3 роки тому +23

    "Okay, I think we should just move on-"
    "The hairdresser certainly did."
    This show is too much 💀💀.

    • @kristinesharp6286
      @kristinesharp6286 3 роки тому

      I can’t imagine an Irish nun saying that to a priest in public.

  • @leapfrog9656
    @leapfrog9656 3 роки тому +5

    Never seen it...now I am going to be binge watching. This clip had me in stitches!

    • @pdolly4094
      @pdolly4094 3 роки тому +1

      You won’t be disappointed !

  • @niamhspeirs3656
    @niamhspeirs3656 5 років тому +45

    Erin’s proddy is quite good lookin 😂

  • @CatOnTheRoofs
    @CatOnTheRoofs 5 років тому +16

    For all the people out there trying to watch the 2 season episodes for free, go to Dailymotion and search for Derry Girls S02E01. You are welcome. ♡

  • @wavetranquility4243
    @wavetranquility4243 4 роки тому +27

    “Protestants are richer!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Catholics have more freckles!” So good.

  • @takayanagi-senseissurprise2104
    @takayanagi-senseissurprise2104 3 роки тому +4

    01:18 OMG Ms. Janet Turner is trying not to loose her shit so bad 😂😂😂😂

  • @AlimVirani
    @AlimVirani 5 років тому +17

    That was 4 minutes of gold

  • @wannaberocker331
    @wannaberocker331 5 років тому +17

    "The hairdresser certainly did" Sister Michael is hilarious.

  • @briteness
    @briteness 3 роки тому +2

    This is my favorite bit from the whole series!

  • @atlanta9286
    @atlanta9286 5 років тому +23

    "Protestants keep toasters in cupboards" 😂

  • @jonathaneddy
    @jonathaneddy 5 років тому +4

    Love this series. Great writing.

  • @frisco21
    @frisco21 5 років тому +8

    "Distance between the eyes." LOL!

    • @putinsgaytwin4272
      @putinsgaytwin4272 3 роки тому

      Omg I never raised that until now but it’s actually true. All my Protestant friends have a narrower nose and the eyes are closer together

  • @user-cw1gd2em6j
    @user-cw1gd2em6j 2 місяці тому +1

    "Raise your hand, if you want to ask a question." Classic

  • @charlotte3115
    @charlotte3115 4 роки тому +7

    “Is there anything we all want?”
    “...for this to be over”

  • @meamezza649
    @meamezza649 5 років тому +60

    The boy that is with Erin called Dee is my cousin xxx

    • @purplpeanut
      @purplpeanut 4 роки тому +10

      Mea Mezza well your cousins hot

    • @nivihally2421
      @nivihally2421 4 роки тому +2

      @@purplpeanut I agree

    • @luvhart
      @luvhart 3 роки тому

      Mmmm.....he’ll do😉

  • @mkcd2010
    @mkcd2010 5 років тому +96

    Can't believe they forgot the letter H

    • @ToxicEmperor
      @ToxicEmperor 5 років тому +1

      That's a difference

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 років тому

      From what?

    • @Craig-gq4gb
      @Craig-gq4gb 5 років тому +7

      Prepperjon Protestants say ‘aych’ and Catholics pronounce H as ‘haych’

    • @marcusgault9909
      @marcusgault9909 5 років тому +3

      @@Craig-gq4gb Oh YES!, that was a very significent "miss"

    • @letsseeif
      @letsseeif 3 роки тому

      H = AITCH in Australia, but RC's say HAITCH. [a wonderful way NOT to get a job in Aussie, but may be changing in 2020 & people identifying as Catholics (RC) is dramatiically lower as are protees.]

  • @elizaheathen
    @elizaheathen 3 роки тому +12

    *but have you paused at **3:22**?*
    "Protestants keep toasters in cupboards"
    "Protestants love flutes"
    "Protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath"

    • @AWalkingHat
      @AWalkingHat 3 роки тому

      Love flutes? Lol! What in the world?

    • @clairee4939
      @clairee4939 3 роки тому +3

      @@AWalkingHat Because of the flute bands on Orange Marches. The only one that had some logic behind it. 🤣

  • @tomcolley9008
    @tomcolley9008 3 роки тому +3

    Pausing it to read all the differences is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @ivyginny
    @ivyginny 5 років тому +12

    Oh my god, I cannot wait for this to come to Netflix

    • @marie_of_the_lanes
      @marie_of_the_lanes 5 років тому

      Watch it on the All 4 app or online at the channel 4 website?

  • @RobertDeNirostears
    @RobertDeNirostears 2 роки тому +5

    If anyone wants a real good laugh pause at 3:20.Some of the comments on that board is hilarious.A personal favourite is,'protestants keep toasters In the cupboard'!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 3 роки тому +3

    The new series can't come fast enough.

  • @lorrainecornwell6232
    @lorrainecornwell6232 3 роки тому +6

    Love it! Brilliant writing, cannot get enough of it 😀

    • @caitrionaryan8674
      @caitrionaryan8674 11 місяців тому

      Protestants like march &,Catholics like to walk.

  • @julio-ramos
    @julio-ramos 5 років тому +6

    This series are the funniest thing laltely. And remind me of my youth in the north of spain. Not the religious issues, but the same rawness