The Right Pretty Speech of Lionel Hutz

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  • @SodaPolycarbonate
    @SodaPolycarbonate 5 років тому +5061

    I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer!

  • @evand6817
    @evand6817 5 років тому +5357

    Before there was Saul Goodman, there was Lionel Hutz.

    • @TW-ug5iq
      @TW-ug5iq 5 років тому +59

      So true

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc 5 років тому +114

      If it were Lionel Hutz, I'd still be watching Better Call Lionel...er Saul.

    • @dickcastle
      @dickcastle 5 років тому +26

      Thts a mashup waiting to happen

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 4 роки тому +45

      @Roo Smith you're commenting this on clip from a TV show buddy. Isn't that like making fun a Trekkies at a sci-fi convention?

    • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
      @AaronSmith-kr5yf 4 роки тому +76

      Yeah except Saul Goodman is actually really good at being a weasel.

  • @AllSven
    @AllSven 5 років тому +4727

    “Well, replace the word ‘kinda’ with the word ‘repeatedly’ and the word ‘dog’ with son.” Pure gold. We love and miss you Phil.

  • @flavoredwallpaper
    @flavoredwallpaper 3 роки тому +1157

    "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
    That is some expert lawyering right there.

  • @ToddM_arts
    @ToddM_arts Рік тому +349

    "DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF" being spoken in a completely different voice and also being the only time he speaks like that is the funniest Hutz joke in the whole show

    • @G_____
      @G_____ 8 місяців тому +7

      This is the YMCA

  • @Einargizz
    @Einargizz 5 років тому +3567

    I love that Mr Burns just has his high priced lawyers standing in formation, behind his bookshelf, for these kinds of situation.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 5 років тому +301

      I imagine one of them saying something like "Mr. Burns, I need to call my wife" and he just replies with "Smithers, whip that man."

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 5 років тому +88

      Its what he pays them for.

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 5 років тому +62

      They have to stand there if they want that retainer fee.

    • @anomous2307
      @anomous2307 5 років тому +36

      I think in a different episode they are all just bones.

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 5 років тому +8

      When you have money you can pay people to do all kinds of things...

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip 5 років тому +4416

    Works on contingency❓
    No, Money down❗️

    • @javierburgos7
      @javierburgos7 5 років тому +129

      so you dont work on a contingency basis?

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 5 років тому +173

      @@javierburgos7 No! Money down!

    • @matthewgonzalez8066
      @matthewgonzalez8066 5 років тому +132

      Oops shouldn’t have this bar association logo either.

    • @TmHaAdNtOiStan
      @TmHaAdNtOiStan 5 років тому +9

      Fuck all the real life lawyers

    • @g00gleminus96
      @g00gleminus96 5 років тому +13

      Yeah? Well I have an army of high-priced lawyers!

  • @TurboSax
    @TurboSax 5 років тому +7945

    "Only one in two million people have what we call the Evil Gene. Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby had it."
    Disney now owns this joke.

    • @siryizzur
      @siryizzur 5 років тому +225

      didn't even think of it that way lmao

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 4 роки тому +106

      Gee, I wonder if they'll be allowed to make another one like it.
      I somehow doubt it.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 4 роки тому +170

      "Roger Meyers Sr. loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he in return was beloved by the world, except in 1938, when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, 'Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.'"
      Obviously this is a reference to the urban legend that Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer, which is false. Just like the one that his frozen body is stored in a vault beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Until he is resurrected and becomes eternal dictator of Earth, Mars and Europa.

    • @dickcastle
      @dickcastle 4 роки тому +73

      its almost like they knew Disney would buy up everything in existance

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 роки тому +11

      Oh, the irony.

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 4 роки тому +258

    I'm a lawyer and I know so many other drunk, shady lawyers that are exactly like Hutz. Love him.

    • @JL-rx7ou
      @JL-rx7ou Рік тому +10

      Really!!?? Give me their numbers I need a shady lawyer for some umm none shady stuff, yeh that’s it.

    • @nickelion1760
      @nickelion1760 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@JL-rx7ouYou need a "criminal" lawyer?

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Рік тому +69

    The fact that Hutz managed to say Apu’s last name with such ease proves how much Phil Hartman was a legend!

  • @Sam-el2we
    @Sam-el2we 5 років тому +2201

    "I'm not wearing a tie at all" that line reading is so perfect

    • @Emnor1993
      @Emnor1993 4 роки тому +85

      the continuity error of him wearing a red tie right in the next shot somehow makes it even better.

    • @Angel-O369
      @Angel-O369 4 роки тому +55

      @@Emnor1993 I thought the same at first but isn't that from a different episode?

    • @Emnor1993
      @Emnor1993 4 роки тому +23

      @@Angel-O369 jep, you're right. I realised that too, later. That, and that the continuity would also mean he'd suddenly lost his pants without noticing. ^^

    • @lucasbischoff2268
      @lucasbischoff2268 4 роки тому +74

      I love that the whole courtroom gasps even though half of them saw him blatantly remove his tie right in front of them

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 4 роки тому +13

      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all

  • @irregularhunterj8014
    @irregularhunterj8014 5 років тому +3432

    I miss when everything in the Simpsons world was flammable for no reason XD

    • @nickzardiashvili624
      @nickzardiashvili624 5 років тому +268

      You mean inflammable. Wait... Inflammable means flammable?

    • @metalgear696
      @metalgear696 5 років тому +60

      LOL truly the golden era of television xD

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 5 років тому +27

      Yeah.... Now it's flammable for all reasons. Stupid reasons, that is... =/

    • @predetor911
      @predetor911 5 років тому +44

      @@nickzardiashvili624 I know right?
      what a country!

    • @dragonslayer015
      @dragonslayer015 5 років тому +90

      My favorite was when Homer tried to make cereal and it caught on fire.

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 6 років тому +2345

    Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealeeeeerrrrrrr keeper awayer

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 років тому +29

      That was the last episode he was in, right?

    • @bradleyh8013
      @bradleyh8013 5 років тому +16

      This man is my exact double

    • @mcdonalds5972
      @mcdonalds5972 5 років тому +9

      *THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL*

    • @mijreed
      @mijreed 5 років тому +12

      No, it was the one where he was a real estate agent

    • @rasheedqe
      @rasheedqe 5 років тому +1

      Well at least he can read the situation and adapt to it on the Fly.

  • @f1r3hydr4nt
    @f1r3hydr4nt 4 роки тому +227

    “Hello, David? Im really tempted.”
    “Just take it one day at a time. And know that I love you.”
    “I love you too, man.”
    :,)

  • @burnastelo1429
    @burnastelo1429 2 роки тому +29

    "its 9 30 in the morning."
    "Oh yeah but i havent slept in days"
    LMFAO that is dark as hell. Kind of sad that now im 27 and understand the reference lol.

  • @jirivera1999
    @jirivera1999 5 років тому +2226

    RIP Phil Hartman!!!! You made the character the way it is!! Thank you for the many memories I have from watching these episodes!!

    • @bolognabong
      @bolognabong 5 років тому +48

      Still has the most guest appearances on The Simpsons, even after death.

    • @aristrosa
      @aristrosa 5 років тому +51

      Yes the simpsons just isn't the same without him best lawyer ever. His humour never gets old.

    • @SegaNintendoGuy64
      @SegaNintendoGuy64 5 років тому +39

      The Simpsons isn’t the same without Troy.

    • @aristrosa
      @aristrosa 5 років тому +49

      @@SegaNintendoGuy64 it's true since troy mclure and Lionel hurtz are no longer part of the simpsons. The show lost most of its charm. They were both legendary characters.

    • @GameEscape
      @GameEscape 5 років тому +20

      Agreed. I loved Phil Hartman. He was a tremendous talent.

  • @desmondciauri4616
    @desmondciauri4616 5 років тому +2211

    I like how the Simpson family keeps hiring him time after time disregarding all the previous encounters

    • @efaust1263
      @efaust1263 5 років тому +351

      Well he kind of made a slam dunk on the All-You-Can-Eat Seafood case and forced them to settle.

    • @desmondciauri4616
      @desmondciauri4616 5 років тому +119

      E Faust you know what? Your right it was the most reasonable point that a lawyer could make”Does it sound like he had ALL he can eat?” False advertising,case closed win for The L Dog

    • @desmondciauri4616
      @desmondciauri4616 5 років тому +29

      shadowspider9 yeah the poster above me sold me on the all you can eat win.I was wrong he does good work even though his methods are unconventional

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +46

      @@shadowspider9 He won most of those cases because Bart and Lisa did it for him.

    • @DRKLCNS1
      @DRKLCNS1 5 років тому +98

      he's also the cheapest lawyer they can get. the simpsons aren't exactly rich

  • @TheMrTRyball
    @TheMrTRyball 5 років тому +1227

    I am now able to hear Dr. Hibbert claim Walt Disney has "the evil gene" on Disney Plus. What a world we live in.

    • @James-gc5if
      @James-gc5if 3 роки тому +29

      What a time to be alive.

    • @servantofthelivinggod6192
      @servantofthelivinggod6192 3 роки тому +15

      Walt Disney was a 33rd degree freemason.

    • @Luke-kj1rj
      @Luke-kj1rj 3 роки тому +8

      They'll delete that episode soon I bet

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 3 роки тому +13

      When they were with fox they also repeatedly made jokes at the expense of Fox News. Shows doing that isn't with their own network isn't uncommon

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 2 роки тому

      @@servantofthelivinggod6192 wut

  • @partylikeits1066
    @partylikeits1066 2 роки тому +94

    His constantly quivering upper lip is such a great animation detail that adds so much character. Old season simpsons was really on another level with writing, visuals and voice acting all adding so much to the comedy. It's something you don't see in a lot of other cartoons

    • @heavyizthacrown-5842
      @heavyizthacrown-5842 День тому

      After season 10 the writing feel off a cliff, season 2-10 as “the classic Simpsons”

  • @DrunkenUFOPilot
    @DrunkenUFOPilot 4 роки тому +273

    "We take the dolt out of a-dolt education" The Simpson writers are so good at coming up with lame slogans, just the perfect balance between almost making sense and industrial strength lameness.

    • @scslre
      @scslre 2 роки тому +1

      "a education"

  • @colmivers
    @colmivers 5 років тому +3394

    Fun fact: Phil Hartman was cast to voice Zap Branigan on Futurama but was killed before he could play the part.
    As a tribute to his late friend, Billy West (Fry, Zoidberg, Ren, Doug, etc.) took the part and always gave his best Phil Hattman impression when voicing Zap.

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +411

      I always thought that Billy sounded a lot like him whenever he played Zap. That explains it.

    • @jochenstacker7448
      @jochenstacker7448 5 років тому +259

      He sure did a great job.
      But I cry a little inside when I try to imagine what Phil would have sounded like.

    • @SBandy
      @SBandy 5 років тому +130

      This is a sad fact. RIP Phil Hartman.

    • @kurdtkobain674
      @kurdtkobain674 5 років тому +36

      Thanks for the cool info. Maybe I'll seem cool at parties now

    • @colmivers
      @colmivers 5 років тому +79

      @@kurdtkobain674 not likely you unlovable fuck 😋

  • @Dudestman
    @Dudestman 5 років тому +671

    This is written on a cocktail napkin!
    And it still says guilty!
    And guilty is spelled wrong!

  • @dnakatomiuk
    @dnakatomiuk 5 років тому +586

    "I'm not wearing a tie at all" and yet the jury were shocked and he was stood right next to them lol

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 4 роки тому +33

      And I think the best part of the joke is, the effort of his movements suggests hes changing the type of knot to something more sophisticated. Instead, thats how bad he is at simply taking the thing off!!

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 3 роки тому +10

      And it's clearly up his sleeve when he turns around.

    • @phillipfry9765
      @phillipfry9765 2 роки тому +5

      Bro…

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeill 2 роки тому +124

    I’ve seen all of these scenes dozens of times, yet I still laugh every time.
    We miss you, Lionel Hutz. R.I.P. Phil Hartman.

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 Рік тому +14

    The way his eyes occasionally look in different directions or develop a thousand yard-stare is peak visual comedy

  • @MrWest949
    @MrWest949 5 років тому +443

    HIs AA sponsor was David Crosby, who is then seen shaking his head when he sees Lionel in the courtroom without pants on

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 роки тому +11

      But why didn't he inform Lionel Hutz about that before he went inside the courthouse? Ah, good old Simpsons.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 3 роки тому +2

      So funny

    • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
      @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 2 роки тому

      Old Simpson would nail those call backs.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 3 місяці тому

      D'ah!

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 років тому +690

    "Homer I don't use the word 'Hero' very often but you, are the greatest Hero in American History." LOL

    • @TheRipperxX9
      @TheRipperxX9 4 роки тому

      Don’t get it can someone explain?

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheRipperxX9 One of his quotes :)

    • @alexio1942
      @alexio1942 4 роки тому +54

      @@TheRipperxX9 he uses cheap flattery to get homer to hire him, and it worked

    • @georgethinks9431
      @georgethinks9431 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheRipperxX9 the real joke is that homer is no hero at all let alone the greatest hero in american history

    • @sdfilmproductions4193
      @sdfilmproductions4193 2 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the greatest hero in American history!?.....Even though I dont live there....Or was born there....Or am American in anyway whatsoever....But it's still me right!?🤷‍♂️

  • @avnub66
    @avnub66 5 років тому +472

    "Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for you..."

    • @fonziegee
      @fonziegee 4 роки тому +9

      Thats probably my favourite Hutz quote of all

    • @gomongio
      @gomongio Рік тому

      Wow. I was just scrolling through this post when I reached the very scene

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 4 роки тому +248

    "Mr. Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never Ending Story" Didn't catch this joke as a kid but as an adult it damn near crippled me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyraffetto931
    @tonyraffetto931 Рік тому +355

    Lionel Hutz is directly responsible for about 30% of my sense of humor

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 5 років тому +904

    Come to think of it, Lionel Hutz did win a couple of really key cases. He won Devil vs. Homer Simpson (technically he was the attorney for the winning side), he got settlement on Homer vs. Frying Dutchman, and won the billion dollar lawsuit of Lampwick vs. Roger Meyers Jr.

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 5 років тому +127

      And he would have won the case against Mr. Burns if Marge hadn’t fucked it up

    • @jadethornton7975
      @jadethornton7975 4 роки тому +51

      @@skwisgarskwigelf7191 omg one of my all time favourite lines is in that episode. C.M.Burns: Phony doctors? Hello.” - . I dont know why i love it but ive been saying it practically my whole life whenever i go to the doctors. Ever since i saw the episode somewhere in the 90's. always makes me laugh. That and
      Maude Flanders: i think we are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."
      Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 роки тому +9

      He didn't win devil vs homer, that was marge

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 3 роки тому +7

      Oh yeah those last two were pretty big wins
      probably used the money and drowned himself in bourbon

    • @ymd2516
      @ymd2516 3 роки тому +21

      He also represented Bart when they were compensated for Bart eating a jagged Krusty-O

  • @jagghankas2425
    @jagghankas2425 5 років тому +4298

    Super clean edits yo. Even the audio is pretty seamless. Thumbs up.

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 5 років тому +35

      "not wearing a tie at all!"
      "Do you have any evidence at all?"
      (While wearing red tie) "well, your honor..."

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 років тому +1

      Dumps up

    • @aoshi2552
      @aoshi2552 5 років тому +2

      ninjaguyYT no further questions

    • @SimplyASweetHeart
      @SimplyASweetHeart 4 роки тому +2

      Great job !

    • @tuan1989
      @tuan1989 4 роки тому +6

      Better call hutz

  • @poianaminore
    @poianaminore 5 років тому +290

    His office is in a shopping mall. 😂🤣

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому +20

      Forget mall cops. Mall lawyers are in.

    • @sGirl-ny9xj
      @sGirl-ny9xj 5 років тому +4

      It's probably all he can afford.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 5 років тому +7

      That should tell you something.

    • @chancerbox1935
      @chancerbox1935 4 роки тому +16

      It's also called "I can't believe it's a law firm!"

    • @saurcasm11
      @saurcasm11 4 роки тому

      His office is in a telephone booth

  • @anywx550
    @anywx550 4 роки тому +58

    "Look at him , he's wearing a belt! Thats Hollywood for ya..."

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam 3 роки тому +100

    Can't forget this deleted bit
    Hutz: Well, I didn't win... Here's your pizza.
    Marge: But we did win!
    Hutz: That's okay, the box is empty!

  • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
    @Ammoniumbicarbonat 5 років тому +288

    David Crosby’s head shake after seeing Hutz with no pants always gets me

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 4 роки тому +1

      It's always hilarious XDXDXD

    • @chrismagsmags
      @chrismagsmags 2 роки тому +3

      You mean John Swartzwelder haha. ; )

    • @someguy3752
      @someguy3752 2 роки тому +7

      @@chrismagsmags I think it's meant to be a callback to the earlier scene where David is shown to be Hutz's AA sponsor.

  • @narev6569
    @narev6569 5 років тому +221

    "Wow, David Crosby! You're my hero!"
    "Oh, you like my music?"
    "You're a musician?"

  • @joshuamancarter
    @joshuamancarter 6 років тому +770

    My favorite TV lawyer

  • @ericbrucker
    @ericbrucker 4 роки тому +92

    That’s one of the most well crafted characters ever.

  • @royrowland5763
    @royrowland5763 2 роки тому +50

    For those too young to know, the surprise witnesses on the motorcycles (7:34) are supposed to be Billy and Benny McCrary, the Guiness World Record holders for heaviest twins. Both weighed over 720 lbs (320+ kg).

  • @TheMegalion
    @TheMegalion 6 років тому +502

    RIP Phil Hartman

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +2

      @Razh 80 who*

    • @ripelivejam
      @ripelivejam 5 років тому +2

      @@gedaman You mean never marry a psycho. Gender has nothing to do with it.

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 5 років тому +815

    "well your honor we have hearsay and conjecture, those are KINDS of evidence!"
    The best part is that's actually true and is applicable in court, it's just shitty evidence that doesn't hold much water.

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 роки тому +58

      "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"
      I've played Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. It ain't pretty.

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 4 роки тому +39

      You're right, it's 'circumstantial evidence'

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 3 роки тому +8

      Has any real lawyer said that in court? I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 3 роки тому +16

      @@Diego-zz1df According to Legal Eagle no but lawyers love quoting that line among each other.

    • @JamiesiPyro
      @JamiesiPyro 3 роки тому +3

      @@SeruraRenge11 Yes I can watch the video then go to the video to comment it too

  • @FuryanJedi13
    @FuryanJedi13 5 років тому +251

    If Phil was still alive, I imagine he'd be starring in quite a few shows on Netflix. And he'd be shining in all of them!

    • @homerthompson8730
      @homerthompson8730 4 роки тому +19

      he was on the first four seasons of the show NewsRadio if you never saw it.

    • @mikemikemike383
      @mikemikemike383 Рік тому +2

      Agreed

    • @mikemikemike383
      @mikemikemike383 Рік тому +3

      @@homerthompson8730 one of my favorite shows from the 90s

  • @bfnmo7750
    @bfnmo7750 4 роки тому +89

    "This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against The Never Ending Story."
    Lol I love that one.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 4 роки тому

      Bold and Brash!

    • @timothyblevins6733
      @timothyblevins6733 3 роки тому

      More like belongs in the trash

    • @alanledesma4945
      @alanledesma4945 Рік тому

      And comes after is hilarious as well. I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you're the greatest hero in American history

  • @djb7116
    @djb7116 4 роки тому +56

    each member of the jury is obese.
    "That could'a been me!"

  • @lionelhutz5137
    @lionelhutz5137 5 років тому +1076

    🙉💨 Look! He's taking another puff!

    • @JKZEROkenjiMB
      @JKZEROkenjiMB 5 років тому +33

      Your my favorite lawyer since childhood ^^

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +14

      You are my favorite Simpsons character of all time; I wish you didn't have to leave the show.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 5 років тому +18

      Better cut down there, Smokey!

    • @jordanjohnson1244
      @jordanjohnson1244 5 років тому +30

      Lionel, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 5 років тому

      He'll be back.

  • @paulbetts4984
    @paulbetts4984 5 років тому +407

    “Care to join me in a belt of scotch?”
    “It’s 9:30 in the morning!”
    “Yeah but I haven’t slept in days”

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 5 років тому +19

      A whole mood.

    • @youtubR72
      @youtubR72 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah !

    • @Bulltardwin
      @Bulltardwin 4 роки тому +2

      Genius

    • @judgeees
      @judgeees 4 роки тому +2

      How do you measure a belt of scotch? Is it more or less than your average shot?

    • @dboyzetown
      @dboyzetown 4 роки тому +1

      I felt that one

  • @tobyjaffe270
    @tobyjaffe270 5 років тому +287

    its easy to forget how amazing the writing on this show used to be.

    • @davidtormsen8004
      @davidtormsen8004 4 роки тому +2

      I actually do think that's the correct human response to the realities of death and an uncaring universe.
      ANGER

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 2 роки тому +4

      No it's not, because people will NEVER stop banging on about it

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 2 роки тому

      Maybe for you.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +1

      @@LANGI902 Says you.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick Рік тому +1

      It's insane how many jokes they cram into every minute

  • @TommyD1213
    @TommyD1213 2 роки тому +19

    If you got to watch this show while growing up like I did you got to witness something special. Nothing holds up like this does. It’s almost unreal how hilarious this show is.

  • @xcvxcvcxvxvcq
    @xcvxcvcxvxvcq 4 роки тому +51

    RIP to Phil Hartman, one of the greatest comedic talents of all time.

  • @bolognabong
    @bolognabong 5 років тому +345

    I have never wished someone's wife hadn't shot them in the face so much. She stole a golden voice from the rest of the world.

    • @baldrickthedungspreader3107
      @baldrickthedungspreader3107 5 років тому +54

      bologna bong wow I never knew he was murdered, what a world

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 років тому +18

      bologna bong she was loosing her free money she panics

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 5 років тому +17

      The fuck? He was shot in the face?? Damn, more info pls.

    • @bolognabong
      @bolognabong 5 років тому +90

      @@basedblackbeard4456 If I remember correctly, his wife had a pretty bad drug addiction, and they had just finished having a fight about it. I think he was going to either divorce her or send her to rehab. Anyways, she did some cocaine and shot him in his sleep.

    • @bolognabong
      @bolognabong 5 років тому +35

      Just to let you know, I don't do the real story any justice, and you should definitely read up about Phil Hartman's life, career, and death.

  • @ghettofridge
    @ghettofridge 5 років тому +257

    "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'!"
    God I miss the writing in this show.

  • @04liverydesign7
    @04liverydesign7 5 років тому +243

    Shit that ending was deep, death making its sentence and then the voice actor name, good job with that one

  • @thecocksaysmoo
    @thecocksaysmoo 3 роки тому +34

    His voice acting talent is really magnified all mashed together. Rip♡

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 Рік тому +8

    It is an undeniable tragedy that Phil was gone so early, because everything that came out of his voice was gold!

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 6 років тому +475

    So he kind of repeatedly ran over his son. I like his chances.

    • @gedaman
      @gedaman 5 років тому +4

      You can call the sheriffs department and confirm it.

    • @-Zakedodead
      @-Zakedodead 4 роки тому

      @Tom R He kind of repeatedly ran over his dog son?

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 4 роки тому

      So you're telling me there's a chance?

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 роки тому +1

      @@-Zakedodead no, replace the words kind of with repeatedly and the word dog with son, I kind of ran over his dog - I repeatedly ran over his son

  • @natraj_j
    @natraj_j 5 років тому +179

    Lionel Hutz will always be one of the most iconic characters of The Simpsons. Great voice acting by Phil Hartman

  • @M-David-Hakoh
    @M-David-Hakoh 5 років тому +286

    The late GREAT Phil Hartman, RIP

  • @psulion31
    @psulion31 3 роки тому +93

    Seriously, Phil’s death is a reminder that domestic violence/abuse is very real and goes both ways

  • @verybadreviews511
    @verybadreviews511 3 роки тому +21

    Beautiful video! My favorite Lionel Hutz moment was cut from the episode but was thankfully featured on the 138th Episode Spectacular as a deleted scene... after defending Homer against the Devil and escaping thru the bathroom window, Mr. Hutz returns later holding a box of pizza and proclaims, "well, we lost the case, but here's your free pizza!" Marge informs him that they actually won the case and he replies, "that's okay, the box is empty."

  • @SamtheAngelFox
    @SamtheAngelFox 5 років тому +44

    This feels like an episode for how clean the cuts are.
    Like an episode of a giant case Lionel Hutz had to go through

  • @maldicientin
    @maldicientin 5 років тому +330

    I always mark Hartman's passing away as the beginning of The Simpsons' mediocrity.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 4 роки тому +23

      Seasons 11-20 aren't mediocre, there's some fantastic episodes in there

    • @mikewarns
      @mikewarns 3 роки тому +24

      Actually, his name was Phil Hartman.

    • @Baastilein31
      @Baastilein31 3 роки тому +32

      @@leob4403 Here and there perhaps, but after season 10 the Simpsons changed drastically.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 3 роки тому +2

      @@Baastilein31 no it didn't, that's only in your head

    • @Jaminho397
      @Jaminho397 3 роки тому +9

      @@Baastilein31 true, there weren't many good episodes after season 10. There's a couple, like Sleeping with the enemy, Moe's baby blues, most Fat Tony episodes and the Sideshow Bob episodes, and Chief of Hearts. Most other episodes after season 10 aren't great tbh

  •  5 років тому +80

    "I move for a 'bad court thingy'"

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 10 місяців тому +4

    "Your honor. I can assure you that i am a lawyer. And let me assure you, that absolutely nowhere in the law, does it say that you have to wear pants to be a lawyer"
    -Lionel Hutz, maybe

  • @vinylartcollectibles
    @vinylartcollectibles 4 роки тому +24

    Asks the judge, “Do I still still get paid?” 😂

  • @thefinisher6303
    @thefinisher6303 5 років тому +84

    I love the Blue Haired Lawyer and everyone with his voice

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine 5 років тому +31

      him saying "Dinner Dog" is burned into my memory

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 5 років тому +3

      @@AnnDVine lmao same

    • @irishnessie
      @irishnessie 3 роки тому +1

      Dinner dawg.

  • @Audiojunkk
    @Audiojunkk 5 років тому +189

    There's the Truth 😠 and, the Truth! 😃😃😃

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 5 років тому +29

    You want me to drink you? But I’m in the middle of a trial.
    I often say this even when I’m no where near a trial.

  • @tugatomskanimation6370
    @tugatomskanimation6370 Рік тому +20

    3:09 That three-stage scream in utter horror is simply fantastic, a tremendous performance.

  • @thethirddoctor52
    @thethirddoctor52 4 роки тому +47

    "DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!"
    " Hey, this isn't the ymca... "
    That had me burst out laughing 😂

  • @rhurst1945
    @rhurst1945 5 років тому +343

    When Phil Hartman died, so did The Simpsons. It's just been on life support for the past 20 years.

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +30

      So I'm not the only 1 who thinks that Phil's wife not only murdered her husband, but The Simpsons as well.

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 5 років тому +3

      @Tom R its has its moments now tbh

    • @Aced84
      @Aced84 4 роки тому +1

      He only voiced characters he didn't write

    • @drinny26
      @drinny26 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t watch anything past season 10 and 10 wasn’t great either.

    • @kanegarvey3188
      @kanegarvey3188 4 роки тому +1

      -- it’s only because they have the money to keep going. Their ratings have gone down steadily every year since season 9.

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 5 років тому +278

    Can you imagine a world without Lawyers?

    • @robertsroberts1688
      @robertsroberts1688 5 років тому +23

      Mar10 love that scene

    • @beamrider00
      @beamrider00 5 років тому +54

      Can you imagine a world without Phil Hartman? I can, and have, for over 20 years. It's a shitty world.

    • @hesomoe4473
      @hesomoe4473 5 років тому +5

      @@beamrider00 😞😞

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 5 років тому +6

      @@NimsQuarlo Russia has party officials that are basically lawyers that set what and what isn't "legal" or "appropriate".

    • @bassmaster867
      @bassmaster867 5 років тому +4

      @@NimsQuarlo Their Prime Minister is a Lawyer

  • @uraldamasis6887
    @uraldamasis6887 5 років тому +67

    Really impressed by the editing quality in this video

  • @MrShabindigo
    @MrShabindigo Місяць тому +2

    @6:47 The fact that guy on the jury saying, "That could've been ME!" is actually Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer, adds so many dimensions to that gag.

  • @floatinghamstick
    @floatinghamstick Рік тому +5

    I love it when he asks the other lawyer if he has a copy of the film.

  • @RochaRush
    @RochaRush 5 років тому +54

    Love knowing that somewhere on the Disney+ app the phrase " Walt Disney had the evil gene" is uttered 💖

  • @Tarantula_Fangs
    @Tarantula_Fangs 5 років тому +55

    I miss this character, also Troy McClure known from such shows like the Simpsons..

  • @adh0c468
    @adh0c468 5 років тому +78

    5:44 The judge says "Holy sh..." under his breath after Hutz's big tie reveal. Never noticed before.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому +8

      Almost thought it was a different cut (unless it is)

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 2 місяці тому

      Holy shi! Nice catch!!! Never noticed that one!

  • @christopherlewis1315
    @christopherlewis1315 3 роки тому +17

    I love how he thinks watching one random episode of Matlock with no sound will adequately prepare him to win a court case.

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 3 роки тому +1

      I mean technically his client did win

  • @hardlyworking1351
    @hardlyworking1351 4 роки тому +17

    I absolutely love the line;
    "
    Hutz: Care you join me in Belt of Scotch?
    Marge:its 9:30 in the morning..
    Hutz: Yea, but i haven't slept in days
    "
    I don't know why i find it so funny, i just think it really builds the character

  • @cottontail1039
    @cottontail1039 5 років тому +96

    Hutz: Well, I didn't win; here's your pizza.
    Marge: But we did win!
    Hutz: That's okay, the box is empty. :)

  • @deeodoubleelle2916
    @deeodoubleelle2916 5 років тому +27

    And look at him , he’s wearing a belt . That’s Hollywood for you .

  • @colincampbell3199
    @colincampbell3199 5 років тому +15

    I don't use the word 'hero' very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.

  • @PsyQoBoy
    @PsyQoBoy 2 роки тому +12

    Lionel: I move for a bad court "thingy"
    Judge: You mean a "mistrial"?
    Lionel: That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.
    Genius writing there. 🤪😄

  • @pterojacktylus2475
    @pterojacktylus2475 3 роки тому +27

    A great talent taken from this world in the saddest of ways... R.I.P forever Mr Phil Hartman

  • @SegaNintendoGuy64
    @SegaNintendoGuy64 5 років тому +144

    I wish Phil’s wife didn’t kill him.

    • @sGirl-ny9xj
      @sGirl-ny9xj 5 років тому +25

      Me too. He was a real talent.

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 4 роки тому +14

      That's a kind of odd way of phrasing it but yes, I imagine most people agree.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 4 роки тому +6

      @@grahamlive but it's the truth. Despite the feelings on the matter of her mental health. She still did it. It's such a shame.

  • @gregwilliams4926
    @gregwilliams4926 5 років тому +35

    7:15 That "Eep" response had me dying in laughter for such a well built up joke, god I miss Phill Hartman's performance.

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist 5 років тому +41

    "This isn't the YMCA!"

  • @cybernautadventurer
    @cybernautadventurer 3 роки тому +8

    ''This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin...and it still says guilty...and guilty is spelled wrong'' gosh I love the old simpsons

  • @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger
    @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger Рік тому +6

    Bro got that Saul Goodman rizz fr

  • @myfellowsonicfans7131
    @myfellowsonicfans7131 5 років тому +86

    I love the episode where Homer actually won the case against the all you can eat restaurant.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 5 років тому +16

      That could have been me!

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi 5 років тому +3

      "Your honour I would like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr Simpson ate." (cue line of half a dozen men each hauling a massive sack over their shoulders)

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 5 років тому +7

      @@hemipemi "Here they are, Your Honor: one million letters to Santa Claus!"

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 2 роки тому

      tbf Lionel actually did his job and clearly rigged the jury with that one

  • @Johnno9989
    @Johnno9989 5 років тому +31

    Lionel Hutz - one of my favourite characters

  • @disneyjedi7
    @disneyjedi7 6 років тому +75

    Blue Haired Lawyer: Objection.
    Judge Roy: Sustain
    Lionel Hutz: Ugh! If I hear Objection Sustain One more time today, I think I'm Gonna scream!

  • @tc98826
    @tc98826 4 роки тому +15

    "...he is also innocent of NOT being guilty"

  • @AirDyran
    @AirDyran 4 роки тому +11

    never noticed that quick paper change by hutz at 7:05. impressive

  • @fredwilliams9572
    @fredwilliams9572 5 років тому +9

    Boy do I miss Phil Hartman. He was the best. Thanks for this presentation. Excellent job.

  • @EKJ313_
    @EKJ313_ 5 років тому +16

    (Ding-Dong) Mr. Simpson I was just going through your garbage and I couldn’t help overhearing that you need a babysitter. 😂😂 R.I.P. Phil Hartman

  • @stevema2
    @stevema2 3 роки тому +6

    1:07 "I can't believe it's a Law firm!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShawnD613
    @ShawnD613 3 роки тому +5

    6:50 I like how the fat guy’s belly jigs when he says “that could’ve been ME!”

  • @robertsanders7060
    @robertsanders7060 4 роки тому +19

    Hutz is a nice, friendly and morally upstanding version of my ex's divorce attorney.

    • @hushabyehum4805
      @hushabyehum4805 3 роки тому +3

      He's a nicer, more honest and honourable and less hostile version of my own previous divorce attorney

    • @jend8759
      @jend8759 4 місяці тому

      Are they available? I could use a new one. 😂