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  • @evand6817
    @evand6817 4 роки тому +5066

    Before there was Saul Goodman, there was Lionel Hutz.

    • @TW-ug5iq
      @TW-ug5iq 4 роки тому +54

      So true

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc 4 роки тому +106

      If it were Lionel Hutz, I'd still be watching Better Call Lionel...er Saul.

    • @dickcastle
      @dickcastle 4 роки тому +26

      Thts a mashup waiting to happen

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 4 роки тому +44

      @Roo Smith you're commenting this on clip from a TV show buddy. Isn't that like making fun a Trekkies at a sci-fi convention?

    • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
      @AaronSmith-kr5yf 4 роки тому +69

      Yeah except Saul Goodman is actually really good at being a weasel.

  • @TurboSax
    @TurboSax 4 роки тому +7869

    "Only one in two million people have what we call the Evil Gene. Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby had it."
    Disney now owns this joke.

    • @siryizzur
      @siryizzur 4 роки тому +221

      didn't even think of it that way lmao

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 4 роки тому +106

      Gee, I wonder if they'll be allowed to make another one like it.
      I somehow doubt it.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 4 роки тому +171

      "Roger Meyers Sr. loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he in return was beloved by the world, except in 1938, when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, 'Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.'"
      Obviously this is a reference to the urban legend that Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer, which is false. Just like the one that his frozen body is stored in a vault beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Until he is resurrected and becomes eternal dictator of Earth, Mars and Europa.

    • @dickcastle
      @dickcastle 4 роки тому +73

      its almost like they knew Disney would buy up everything in existance

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 роки тому +11

      Oh, the irony.

  • @flavoredwallpaper
    @flavoredwallpaper 2 роки тому +987

    "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
    That is some expert lawyering right there.

  • @ToddM_arts
    @ToddM_arts Рік тому +217

    "DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF" being spoken in a completely different voice and also being the only time he speaks like that is the funniest Hutz joke in the whole show

    • @G_____
      @G_____ 2 місяці тому

      This is the YMCA

  • @AllSven
    @AllSven 5 років тому +4596

    “Well, replace the word ‘kinda’ with the word ‘repeatedly’ and the word ‘dog’ with son.” Pure gold. We love and miss you Phil.

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip 5 років тому +4290

    Works on contingency❓
    No, Money down❗️

    • @javierburgos7
      @javierburgos7 5 років тому +121

      so you dont work on a contingency basis?

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 5 років тому +165

      @@javierburgos7 No! Money down!

    • @matthewgonzalez8066
      @matthewgonzalez8066 5 років тому +125

      Oops shouldn’t have this bar association logo either.

    • @TmHaAdNtOiStan
      @TmHaAdNtOiStan 5 років тому +9

      Fuck all the real life lawyers

    • @g00gleminus96
      @g00gleminus96 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah? Well I have an army of high-priced lawyers!

  • @tonyraffetto931
    @tonyraffetto931 Рік тому +305

    Lionel Hutz is directly responsible for about 30% of my sense of humor

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 7 місяців тому +18

    The fact that Hutz managed to say Apu’s last name with such ease proves how much Phil Hartman was a legend!

  • @SodaPolycarbonate
    @SodaPolycarbonate 5 років тому +4777

    I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer!

  • @Einargizz
    @Einargizz 5 років тому +3455

    I love that Mr Burns just has his high priced lawyers standing in formation, behind his bookshelf, for these kinds of situation.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 5 років тому +294

      I imagine one of them saying something like "Mr. Burns, I need to call my wife" and he just replies with "Smithers, whip that man."

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 5 років тому +85

      Its what he pays them for.

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 5 років тому +58

      They have to stand there if they want that retainer fee.

    • @anomous2307
      @anomous2307 5 років тому +33

      I think in a different episode they are all just bones.

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 5 років тому +7

      When you have money you can pay people to do all kinds of things...

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 4 роки тому +204

    I'm a lawyer and I know so many other drunk, shady lawyers that are exactly like Hutz. Love him.

    • @JL-rx7ou
      @JL-rx7ou 6 місяців тому +5

      Really!!?? Give me their numbers I need a shady lawyer for some umm none shady stuff, yeh that’s it.

    • @nickelion1760
      @nickelion1760 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@JL-rx7ouYou need a "criminal" lawyer?

  • @f1r3hydr4nt
    @f1r3hydr4nt 4 роки тому +178

    “Hello, David? Im really tempted.”
    “Just take it one day at a time. And know that I love you.”
    “I love you too, man.”
    :,)

  • @Sam-el2we
    @Sam-el2we 4 роки тому +2132

    "I'm not wearing a tie at all" that line reading is so perfect

    • @Emnor1993
      @Emnor1993 4 роки тому +81

      the continuity error of him wearing a red tie right in the next shot somehow makes it even better.

    • @Angel-O369
      @Angel-O369 4 роки тому +53

      @@Emnor1993 I thought the same at first but isn't that from a different episode?

    • @Emnor1993
      @Emnor1993 4 роки тому +21

      @@Angel-O369 jep, you're right. I realised that too, later. That, and that the continuity would also mean he'd suddenly lost his pants without noticing. ^^

    • @lucasbischoff2268
      @lucasbischoff2268 4 роки тому +72

      I love that the whole courtroom gasps even though half of them saw him blatantly remove his tie right in front of them

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 4 роки тому +13

      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all
      Nothing at all

  • @irregularhunterj8014
    @irregularhunterj8014 5 років тому +3368

    I miss when everything in the Simpsons world was flammable for no reason XD

    • @nickzardiashvili624
      @nickzardiashvili624 5 років тому +260

      You mean inflammable. Wait... Inflammable means flammable?

    • @metalgear696
      @metalgear696 5 років тому +60

      LOL truly the golden era of television xD

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 5 років тому +27

      Yeah.... Now it's flammable for all reasons. Stupid reasons, that is... =/

    • @predetor911
      @predetor911 5 років тому +42

      @@nickzardiashvili624 I know right?
      what a country!

    • @dragonslayer015
      @dragonslayer015 5 років тому +88

      My favorite was when Homer tried to make cereal and it caught on fire.

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 3 роки тому +225

    "Mr. Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never Ending Story" Didn't catch this joke as a kid but as an adult it damn near crippled me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrunkenUFOPilot
    @DrunkenUFOPilot 3 роки тому +250

    "We take the dolt out of a-dolt education" The Simpson writers are so good at coming up with lame slogans, just the perfect balance between almost making sense and industrial strength lameness.

    • @scslre
      @scslre Рік тому +1

      "a education"

  • @desmondciauri4616
    @desmondciauri4616 5 років тому +2130

    I like how the Simpson family keeps hiring him time after time disregarding all the previous encounters

    • @efaust1263
      @efaust1263 5 років тому +345

      Well he kind of made a slam dunk on the All-You-Can-Eat Seafood case and forced them to settle.

    • @desmondciauri4616
      @desmondciauri4616 5 років тому +116

      E Faust you know what? Your right it was the most reasonable point that a lawyer could make”Does it sound like he had ALL he can eat?” False advertising,case closed win for The L Dog

    • @desmondciauri4616
      @desmondciauri4616 5 років тому +30

      shadowspider9 yeah the poster above me sold me on the all you can eat win.I was wrong he does good work even though his methods are unconventional

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +44

      @@shadowspider9 He won most of those cases because Bart and Lisa did it for him.

    • @DRKLCNS1
      @DRKLCNS1 4 роки тому +95

      he's also the cheapest lawyer they can get. the simpsons aren't exactly rich

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 6 років тому +2302

    Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealeeeeerrrrrrr keeper awayer

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 років тому +27

      That was the last episode he was in, right?

    • @bradleyh8013
      @bradleyh8013 5 років тому +16

      This man is my exact double

    • @mcdonalds5972
      @mcdonalds5972 4 роки тому +8

      *THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL*

    • @mijreed
      @mijreed 4 роки тому +12

      No, it was the one where he was a real estate agent

    • @rasheedqe
      @rasheedqe 4 роки тому +1

      Well at least he can read the situation and adapt to it on the Fly.

  • @anywx550
    @anywx550 4 роки тому +41

    "Look at him , he's wearing a belt! Thats Hollywood for ya..."

  • @ericbrucker
    @ericbrucker 4 роки тому +83

    That’s one of the most well crafted characters ever.

  • @TheMrTRyball
    @TheMrTRyball 4 роки тому +1158

    I am now able to hear Dr. Hibbert claim Walt Disney has "the evil gene" on Disney Plus. What a world we live in.

    • @James-gc5if
      @James-gc5if 3 роки тому +27

      What a time to be alive.

    • @servantofthelivinggod6192
      @servantofthelivinggod6192 3 роки тому +14

      Walt Disney was a 33rd degree freemason.

    • @Luke-kj1rj
      @Luke-kj1rj 2 роки тому +8

      They'll delete that episode soon I bet

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 роки тому +13

      When they were with fox they also repeatedly made jokes at the expense of Fox News. Shows doing that isn't with their own network isn't uncommon

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 2 роки тому

      @@servantofthelivinggod6192 wut

  • @jirivera1999
    @jirivera1999 5 років тому +2199

    RIP Phil Hartman!!!! You made the character the way it is!! Thank you for the many memories I have from watching these episodes!!

    • @bolognabong
      @bolognabong 5 років тому +48

      Still has the most guest appearances on The Simpsons, even after death.

    • @aristrosa
      @aristrosa 5 років тому +51

      Yes the simpsons just isn't the same without him best lawyer ever. His humour never gets old.

    • @SegaNintendoGuy64
      @SegaNintendoGuy64 5 років тому +39

      The Simpsons isn’t the same without Troy.

    • @aristrosa
      @aristrosa 5 років тому +49

      @@SegaNintendoGuy64 it's true since troy mclure and Lionel hurtz are no longer part of the simpsons. The show lost most of its charm. They were both legendary characters.

    • @GameEscape
      @GameEscape 5 років тому +20

      Agreed. I loved Phil Hartman. He was a tremendous talent.

  • @partylikeits1066
    @partylikeits1066 2 роки тому +81

    His constantly quivering upper lip is such a great animation detail that adds so much character. Old season simpsons was really on another level with writing, visuals and voice acting all adding so much to the comedy. It's something you don't see in a lot of other cartoons

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeill Рік тому +104

    I’ve seen all of these scenes dozens of times, yet I still laugh every time.
    We miss you, Lionel Hutz. R.I.P. Phil Hartman.

  • @colmivers
    @colmivers 5 років тому +3378

    Fun fact: Phil Hartman was cast to voice Zap Branigan on Futurama but was killed before he could play the part.
    As a tribute to his late friend, Billy West (Fry, Zoidberg, Ren, Doug, etc.) took the part and always gave his best Phil Hattman impression when voicing Zap.

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +408

      I always thought that Billy sounded a lot like him whenever he played Zap. That explains it.

    • @jochenstacker7448
      @jochenstacker7448 4 роки тому +258

      He sure did a great job.
      But I cry a little inside when I try to imagine what Phil would have sounded like.

    • @SBandy
      @SBandy 4 роки тому +125

      This is a sad fact. RIP Phil Hartman.

    • @kurdtkobain674
      @kurdtkobain674 4 роки тому +36

      Thanks for the cool info. Maybe I'll seem cool at parties now

    • @colmivers
      @colmivers 4 роки тому +78

      @@kurdtkobain674 not likely you unlovable fuck 😋

  • @dnakatomiuk
    @dnakatomiuk 5 років тому +559

    "I'm not wearing a tie at all" and yet the jury were shocked and he was stood right next to them lol

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 3 роки тому +32

      And I think the best part of the joke is, the effort of his movements suggests hes changing the type of knot to something more sophisticated. Instead, thats how bad he is at simply taking the thing off!!

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 3 роки тому +9

      And it's clearly up his sleeve when he turns around.

    • @phillipfry9765
      @phillipfry9765 2 роки тому +5

      Bro…

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam 3 роки тому +88

    Can't forget this deleted bit
    Hutz: Well, I didn't win... Here's your pizza.
    Marge: But we did win!
    Hutz: That's okay, the box is empty!

  • @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger
    @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger Рік тому +4

    Bro got that Saul Goodman rizz fr

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 років тому +671

    "Homer I don't use the word 'Hero' very often but you, are the greatest Hero in American History." LOL

    • @TheRipperxX9
      @TheRipperxX9 4 роки тому

      Don’t get it can someone explain?

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheRipperxX9 One of his quotes :)

    • @alexio1942
      @alexio1942 3 роки тому +52

      @@TheRipperxX9 he uses cheap flattery to get homer to hire him, and it worked

    • @georgethinks9431
      @georgethinks9431 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheRipperxX9 the real joke is that homer is no hero at all let alone the greatest hero in american history

    • @sdfilmproductions4193
      @sdfilmproductions4193 2 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the greatest hero in American history!?.....Even though I dont live there....Or was born there....Or am American in anyway whatsoever....But it's still me right!?🤷‍♂️

  • @Dudestman
    @Dudestman 5 років тому +639

    This is written on a cocktail napkin!
    And it still says guilty!
    And guilty is spelled wrong!

  • @djb7116
    @djb7116 4 роки тому +46

    each member of the jury is obese.
    "That could'a been me!"

  • @burnastelo1429
    @burnastelo1429 2 роки тому +12

    "its 9 30 in the morning."
    "Oh yeah but i havent slept in days"
    LMFAO that is dark as hell. Kind of sad that now im 27 and understand the reference lol.

  • @avnub66
    @avnub66 5 років тому +461

    "Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for you..."

    • @fonziegee
      @fonziegee 3 роки тому +8

      Thats probably my favourite Hutz quote of all

    • @gomongio
      @gomongio Рік тому

      Wow. I was just scrolling through this post when I reached the very scene

  • @jagghankas2425
    @jagghankas2425 5 років тому +4287

    Super clean edits yo. Even the audio is pretty seamless. Thumbs up.

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 5 років тому +35

      "not wearing a tie at all!"
      "Do you have any evidence at all?"
      (While wearing red tie) "well, your honor..."

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 4 роки тому +1

      Dumps up

    • @aoshi2552
      @aoshi2552 4 роки тому +2

      ninjaguyYT no further questions

    • @SimplyASweetHeart
      @SimplyASweetHeart 4 роки тому +2

      Great job !

    • @tuan1989
      @tuan1989 4 роки тому +6

      Better call hutz

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 7 місяців тому +7

    The way his eyes occasionally look in different directions or develop a thousand yard-stare is peak visual comedy

  • @royrowland5763
    @royrowland5763 Рік тому +36

    For those too young to know, the surprise witnesses on the motorcycles (7:34) are supposed to be Billy and Benny McCrary, the Guiness World Record holders for heaviest twins. Both weighed over 720 lbs (320+ kg).

    • @KidCoyle
      @KidCoyle 10 місяців тому +1

      Thank you

  • @MrWest949
    @MrWest949 4 роки тому +421

    HIs AA sponsor was David Crosby, who is then seen shaking his head when he sees Lionel in the courtroom without pants on

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 роки тому +10

      But why didn't he inform Lionel Hutz about that before he went inside the courthouse? Ah, good old Simpsons.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 2 роки тому +1

      So funny

    • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
      @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 2 роки тому

      Old Simpson would nail those call backs.

  • @poianaminore
    @poianaminore 5 років тому +282

    His office is in a shopping mall. 😂🤣

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 роки тому +18

      Forget mall cops. Mall lawyers are in.

    • @sGirl-ny9xj
      @sGirl-ny9xj 4 роки тому +4

      It's probably all he can afford.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 роки тому +5

      That should tell you something.

    • @chancerbox1935
      @chancerbox1935 3 роки тому +13

      It's also called "I can't believe it's a law firm!"

    • @saurcasm11
      @saurcasm11 3 роки тому

      His office is in a telephone booth

  • @xcvxcvcxvxvcq
    @xcvxcvcxvxvcq 4 роки тому +47

    RIP to Phil Hartman, one of the greatest comedic talents of all time.

  • @vinylartcollectibles
    @vinylartcollectibles 3 роки тому +21

    Asks the judge, “Do I still still get paid?” 😂

  • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
    @Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 роки тому +281

    David Crosby’s head shake after seeing Hutz with no pants always gets me

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 3 роки тому +1

      It's always hilarious XDXDXD

    • @chrismagsmags
      @chrismagsmags 2 роки тому +3

      You mean John Swartzwelder haha. ; )

    • @someguy3752
      @someguy3752 Рік тому +7

      @@chrismagsmags I think it's meant to be a callback to the earlier scene where David is shown to be Hutz's AA sponsor.

  • @joshuamancarter
    @joshuamancarter 6 років тому +767

    My favorite TV lawyer

  • @tc98826
    @tc98826 3 роки тому +12

    "...he is also innocent of NOT being guilty"

  • @bfnmo7750
    @bfnmo7750 4 роки тому +83

    "This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against The Never Ending Story."
    Lol I love that one.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 3 роки тому

      Bold and Brash!

    • @timothyblevins6733
      @timothyblevins6733 2 роки тому

      More like belongs in the trash

    • @alanledesma4945
      @alanledesma4945 6 місяців тому

      And comes after is hilarious as well. I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you're the greatest hero in American history

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 5 років тому +891

    Come to think of it, Lionel Hutz did win a couple of really key cases. He won Devil vs. Homer Simpson (technically he was the attorney for the winning side), he got settlement on Homer vs. Frying Dutchman, and won the billion dollar lawsuit of Lampwick vs. Roger Meyers Jr.

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 5 років тому +125

      And he would have won the case against Mr. Burns if Marge hadn’t fucked it up

    • @jadethornton7975
      @jadethornton7975 3 роки тому +51

      @@skwisgarskwigelf7191 omg one of my all time favourite lines is in that episode. C.M.Burns: Phony doctors? Hello.” - . I dont know why i love it but ive been saying it practically my whole life whenever i go to the doctors. Ever since i saw the episode somewhere in the 90's. always makes me laugh. That and
      Maude Flanders: i think we are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."
      Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 3 роки тому +9

      He didn't win devil vs homer, that was marge

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 3 роки тому +7

      Oh yeah those last two were pretty big wins
      probably used the money and drowned himself in bourbon

    • @ymd2516
      @ymd2516 2 роки тому +21

      He also represented Bart when they were compensated for Bart eating a jagged Krusty-O

  • @narev6569
    @narev6569 5 років тому +217

    "Wow, David Crosby! You're my hero!"
    "Oh, you like my music?"
    "You're a musician?"

  • @thecocksaysmoo
    @thecocksaysmoo 3 роки тому +31

    His voice acting talent is really magnified all mashed together. Rip♡

  • @DCtheGod
    @DCtheGod Рік тому +6

    Better call Hutz

  • @tobyjaffe270
    @tobyjaffe270 4 роки тому +284

    its easy to forget how amazing the writing on this show used to be.

    • @davidtormsen8004
      @davidtormsen8004 3 роки тому +2

      I actually do think that's the correct human response to the realities of death and an uncaring universe.
      ANGER

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 2 роки тому +3

      No it's not, because people will NEVER stop banging on about it

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 2 роки тому

      Maybe for you.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 10 місяців тому +1

      @@LANGI902 Says you.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 8 місяців тому +1

      It's insane how many jokes they cram into every minute

  • @TheMegalion
    @TheMegalion 5 років тому +496

    RIP Phil Hartman

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +2

      @Razh 80 who*

    • @ripelivejam
      @ripelivejam 4 роки тому +2

      @@gedaman You mean never marry a psycho. Gender has nothing to do with it.

  • @psulion31
    @psulion31 3 роки тому +91

    Seriously, Phil’s death is a reminder that domestic violence/abuse is very real and goes both ways

  • @TommyD1213
    @TommyD1213 2 роки тому +17

    If you got to watch this show while growing up like I did you got to witness something special. Nothing holds up like this does. It’s almost unreal how hilarious this show is.

  • @FuryanJedi13
    @FuryanJedi13 5 років тому +248

    If Phil was still alive, I imagine he'd be starring in quite a few shows on Netflix. And he'd be shining in all of them!

    • @homerthompson8730
      @homerthompson8730 4 роки тому +16

      he was on the first four seasons of the show NewsRadio if you never saw it.

    • @mikemikemike383
      @mikemikemike383 Рік тому +2

      Agreed

    • @mikemikemike383
      @mikemikemike383 Рік тому +2

      @@homerthompson8730 one of my favorite shows from the 90s

  • @lionelhutz5137
    @lionelhutz5137 5 років тому +1069

    🙉💨 Look! He's taking another puff!

    • @JKZEROkenjiMB
      @JKZEROkenjiMB 5 років тому +31

      Your my favorite lawyer since childhood ^^

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +14

      You are my favorite Simpsons character of all time; I wish you didn't have to leave the show.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 4 роки тому +18

      Better cut down there, Smokey!

    • @jordanjohnson1244
      @jordanjohnson1244 4 роки тому +29

      Lionel, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 4 роки тому

      He'll be back.

  • @thethirddoctor52
    @thethirddoctor52 3 роки тому +43

    "DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!"
    " Hey, this isn't the ymca... "
    That had me burst out laughing 😂

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 9 місяців тому +6

    It is an undeniable tragedy that Phil was gone so early, because everything that came out of his voice was gold!

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 4 роки тому +810

    "well your honor we have hearsay and conjecture, those are KINDS of evidence!"
    The best part is that's actually true and is applicable in court, it's just shitty evidence that doesn't hold much water.

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 роки тому +56

      "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"
      I've played Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. It ain't pretty.

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 4 роки тому +37

      You're right, it's 'circumstantial evidence'

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 2 роки тому +8

      Has any real lawyer said that in court? I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 2 роки тому +15

      @@Diego-zz1df According to Legal Eagle no but lawyers love quoting that line among each other.

    • @JamiesiPyro
      @JamiesiPyro 2 роки тому +3

      @@SeruraRenge11 Yes I can watch the video then go to the video to comment it too

  • @paulbetts4984
    @paulbetts4984 5 років тому +399

    “Care to join me in a belt of scotch?”
    “It’s 9:30 in the morning!”
    “Yeah but I haven’t slept in days”

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 4 роки тому +19

      A whole mood.

    • @youtubR72
      @youtubR72 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah !

    • @Bulltardwin
      @Bulltardwin 4 роки тому +2

      Genius

    • @judgeees
      @judgeees 3 роки тому +2

      How do you measure a belt of scotch? Is it more or less than your average shot?

    • @dboyzetown
      @dboyzetown 3 роки тому +1

      I felt that one

  • @tugatomskanimation6370
    @tugatomskanimation6370 Рік тому +18

    3:09 That three-stage scream in utter horror is simply fantastic, a tremendous performance.

  • @robertsanders7060
    @robertsanders7060 3 роки тому +16

    Hutz is a nice, friendly and morally upstanding version of my ex's divorce attorney.

    • @hushabyehum4805
      @hushabyehum4805 3 роки тому +3

      He's a nicer, more honest and honourable and less hostile version of my own previous divorce attorney

  • @donkeyfacekilla1
    @donkeyfacekilla1 5 років тому +186

    There's the Truth 😠 and, the Truth! 😃😃😃

  • @natraj_j
    @natraj_j 5 років тому +178

    Lionel Hutz will always be one of the most iconic characters of The Simpsons. Great voice acting by Phil Hartman

  • @PsyQoBoy
    @PsyQoBoy 2 роки тому +10

    Lionel: I move for a bad court "thingy"
    Judge: You mean a "mistrial"?
    Lionel: That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.
    Genius writing there. 🤪😄

  • @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger
    @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger Рік тому +4

    Bro got that Saul Goodman vibes

  • @04liverydesign7
    @04liverydesign7 5 років тому +239

    Shit that ending was deep, death making its sentence and then the voice actor name, good job with that one

  • @bolognabong
    @bolognabong 5 років тому +342

    I have never wished someone's wife hadn't shot them in the face so much. She stole a golden voice from the rest of the world.

    • @baldrickthedungspreader3107
      @baldrickthedungspreader3107 5 років тому +52

      bologna bong wow I never knew he was murdered, what a world

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 років тому +18

      bologna bong she was loosing her free money she panics

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 5 років тому +17

      The fuck? He was shot in the face?? Damn, more info pls.

    • @bolognabong
      @bolognabong 5 років тому +89

      @@basedblackbeard4456 If I remember correctly, his wife had a pretty bad drug addiction, and they had just finished having a fight about it. I think he was going to either divorce her or send her to rehab. Anyways, she did some cocaine and shot him in his sleep.

    • @bolognabong
      @bolognabong 5 років тому +34

      Just to let you know, I don't do the real story any justice, and you should definitely read up about Phil Hartman's life, career, and death.

  • @christopherlewis1315
    @christopherlewis1315 2 роки тому +16

    I love how he thinks watching one random episode of Matlock with no sound will adequately prepare him to win a court case.

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 2 роки тому +1

      I mean technically his client did win

  • @floatinghamstick
    @floatinghamstick 8 місяців тому +3

    I love it when he asks the other lawyer if he has a copy of the film.

  • @M-David-Hakoh
    @M-David-Hakoh 5 років тому +287

    The late GREAT Phil Hartman, RIP

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist 5 років тому +39

    "This isn't the YMCA!"

  • @stevema2
    @stevema2 3 роки тому +6

    1:07 "I can't believe it's a Law firm!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ivantheterrible2594
    @ivantheterrible2594 2 роки тому +6

    "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"
    Yes it's called Back to the Future Part 2.

  • @maldicientin
    @maldicientin 5 років тому +328

    I always mark Hartman's passing away as the beginning of The Simpsons' mediocrity.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 3 роки тому +24

      Seasons 11-20 aren't mediocre, there's some fantastic episodes in there

    • @mikewarns
      @mikewarns 3 роки тому +24

      Actually, his name was Phil Hartman.

    • @Baastilein31
      @Baastilein31 3 роки тому +32

      @@leob4403 Here and there perhaps, but after season 10 the Simpsons changed drastically.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 3 роки тому +2

      @@Baastilein31 no it didn't, that's only in your head

    • @Jaminho397
      @Jaminho397 3 роки тому +9

      @@Baastilein31 true, there weren't many good episodes after season 10. There's a couple, like Sleeping with the enemy, Moe's baby blues, most Fat Tony episodes and the Sideshow Bob episodes, and Chief of Hearts. Most other episodes after season 10 aren't great tbh

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 5 років тому +276

    Can you imagine a world without Lawyers?

    • @robertsroberts1688
      @robertsroberts1688 5 років тому +23

      Mar10 love that scene

    • @beamrider00
      @beamrider00 5 років тому +54

      Can you imagine a world without Phil Hartman? I can, and have, for over 20 years. It's a shitty world.

    • @hesomoe4473
      @hesomoe4473 5 років тому +5

      @@beamrider00 😞😞

    • @WokerThanThou
      @WokerThanThou 5 років тому +7

      Yeah. It's called Russia.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 5 років тому +6

      @@WokerThanThou Russia has party officials that are basically lawyers that set what and what isn't "legal" or "appropriate".

  • @earlthehoodedsweater
    @earlthehoodedsweater 4 роки тому +10

    The way he looks when he says : “We’ve drawn judge Schneider” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thefinisher6303
    @thefinisher6303 5 років тому +82

    I love the Blue Haired Lawyer and everyone with his voice

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine 5 років тому +30

      him saying "Dinner Dog" is burned into my memory

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 4 роки тому +3

      @@AnnDVine lmao same

    • @irishnessie
      @irishnessie 2 роки тому

      Dinner dawg.

  • @ghettofridge
    @ghettofridge 4 роки тому +257

    "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'!"
    God I miss the writing in this show.

  • @kingzuri
    @kingzuri 3 роки тому +8

    Not only is he guilty but he’s innocent of not being guilty

  • @verybadreviews511
    @verybadreviews511 2 роки тому +20

    Beautiful video! My favorite Lionel Hutz moment was cut from the episode but was thankfully featured on the 138th Episode Spectacular as a deleted scene... after defending Homer against the Devil and escaping thru the bathroom window, Mr. Hutz returns later holding a box of pizza and proclaims, "well, we lost the case, but here's your free pizza!" Marge informs him that they actually won the case and he replies, "that's okay, the box is empty."

  • @rhurst1945
    @rhurst1945 5 років тому +344

    When Phil Hartman died, so did The Simpsons. It's just been on life support for the past 20 years.

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 років тому +30

      So I'm not the only 1 who thinks that Phil's wife not only murdered her husband, but The Simpsons as well.

    • @tomr6955
      @tomr6955 4 роки тому +2

      Hang on is it dead or on life support? 🤔

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 4 роки тому +3

      @@tomr6955 its has its moments now tbh

    • @Aced84
      @Aced84 4 роки тому +1

      He only voiced characters he didn't write

    • @drinny26
      @drinny26 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t watch anything past season 10 and 10 wasn’t great either.

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 6 років тому +475

    So he kind of repeatedly ran over his son. I like his chances.

    • @gedaman
      @gedaman 5 років тому +4

      You can call the sheriffs department and confirm it.

    • @tomr6955
      @tomr6955 4 роки тому +15

      *Replace* the words kind of, not add on!

    • @-Zakedodead
      @-Zakedodead 4 роки тому

      @@tomr6955 He kind of repeatedly ran over his dog son?

    • @tomr6955
      @tomr6955 4 роки тому +1

      @@-Zakedodead Sure why not

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 3 роки тому

      So you're telling me there's a chance?

  • @chokesmc
    @chokesmc 3 роки тому +6

    8:18 actually looks like quite a cosy scene

  • @NeuralNetProcessor
    @NeuralNetProcessor Рік тому +2

    "Don't worry, folks, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."

  • @SegaNintendoGuy64
    @SegaNintendoGuy64 5 років тому +143

    I wish Phil’s wife didn’t kill him.

    • @sGirl-ny9xj
      @sGirl-ny9xj 4 роки тому +24

      Me too. He was a real talent.

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 3 роки тому +14

      That's a kind of odd way of phrasing it but yes, I imagine most people agree.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 3 роки тому +6

      @@grahamlive but it's the truth. Despite the feelings on the matter of her mental health. She still did it. It's such a shame.

  • @SamtheAngelFox
    @SamtheAngelFox 5 років тому +43

    This feels like an episode for how clean the cuts are.
    Like an episode of a giant case Lionel Hutz had to go through

  • @hardlyworking1351
    @hardlyworking1351 4 роки тому +16

    I absolutely love the line;
    "
    Hutz: Care you join me in Belt of Scotch?
    Marge:its 9:30 in the morning..
    Hutz: Yea, but i haven't slept in days
    "
    I don't know why i find it so funny, i just think it really builds the character

  • @JXY2019
    @JXY2019 Рік тому +4

    David Crosby being his sponsor is a nice addition

  • @myfellowsonicfans7131
    @myfellowsonicfans7131 5 років тому +86

    I love the episode where Homer actually won the case against the all you can eat restaurant.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 5 років тому +16

      That could have been me!

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi 4 роки тому +3

      "Your honour I would like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr Simpson ate." (cue line of half a dozen men each hauling a massive sack over their shoulders)

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 роки тому +7

      @@hemipemi "Here they are, Your Honor: one million letters to Santa Claus!"

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ Рік тому

      tbf Lionel actually did his job and clearly rigged the jury with that one

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 5 років тому +28

    You want me to drink you? But I’m in the middle of a trial.
    I often say this even when I’m no where near a trial.

  • @Goatbeez
    @Goatbeez 2 роки тому +5

    I love that they didn't over-explain the "never ending story" joke

  • @Kupferdrahtful
    @Kupferdrahtful 2 роки тому +2

    „Yeah but I haven’t slept in day’s“ always gets me

  • @RochaRush
    @RochaRush 4 роки тому +53

    Love knowing that somewhere on the Disney+ app the phrase " Walt Disney had the evil gene" is uttered 💖

  • @deeodoubleelle2916
    @deeodoubleelle2916 5 років тому +27

    And look at him , he’s wearing a belt . That’s Hollywood for you .

  • @LeonWick526
    @LeonWick526 2 роки тому +2

    "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"

  • @canucks2017
    @canucks2017 3 роки тому +4

    "Could you imagine a world without lawyers" *Pictures world peace* "ugggghhhhh"

  • @cottontail1039
    @cottontail1039 5 років тому +96

    Hutz: Well, I didn't win; here's your pizza.
    Marge: But we did win!
    Hutz: That's okay, the box is empty. :)

  • @RavenWolf515
    @RavenWolf515 4 роки тому +27

    “...I’m not wearing a tie at all.”😏

  • @xibit_49_part1
    @xibit_49_part1 Рік тому +3

    This guy is a older version of Saul Goodman.

  • @RansomeStoddard
    @RansomeStoddard 4 роки тому +10

    "Attorney-Dumpster Confidentiality". That's a thing.

  • @Tarantula_Fangs
    @Tarantula_Fangs 4 роки тому +54

    I miss this character, also Troy McClure known from such shows like the Simpsons..