This Pinocchio Trailer has Ended Me

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  • Опубліковано 1 лют 2022
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    A new Pinocchio movie trailer has dropped, and what makes it special is the fantastically cringe voice acting from Pauly Shore. This movie is totally bound to not be a rolling tire fire. Here's my reacting commentary thingy.
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  • @BradleySmithYoutube
    @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +3597

    Thanks for checking out my video! Are you gonna watch this abomination when it releases?

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 2 роки тому +59

      Yt recommended me this
      Good vid

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +63

      @@theconductoresplin8092 very awesome! Glad you stayed after you clicked! 😁

    • @cmaej28
      @cmaej28 2 роки тому +53

      I told my daughter to tell her dad she wants to see it during his next visitation. That will teach him for making her wear leggings at a swimming pool. 😈

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +26

      @@cmaej28 great revenge!

    • @xoolig2844
      @xoolig2844 2 роки тому +11

      I’ll wait for you to watch it for me

  • @sprmssvblckhl
    @sprmssvblckhl 2 роки тому +3474

    they had the audacity to make him a twink AND make his heterosexual crush an entire plotpoint

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +671

      It’s gonna be a third act plot twist when the girl is just a beard for Pinocchio

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 2 роки тому +360

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam And then Pinocchio learns not to lie to himself about his sexuality.

    • @eplcmeme420
      @eplcmeme420 2 роки тому +212

      Gay Pinocchio with internalized homophobia-

    • @fifiannisa9639
      @fifiannisa9639 2 роки тому +167

      Maybe the twist gonna be his nose grows when he confesses to the girl

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 2 роки тому +22

      @@eplcmeme420 being straight is homophobic?

  • @CoralieUndead
    @CoralieUndead 2 роки тому +8515

    I’m disappointed that they made him chase a girl, who tf are they kidding 🤡🤡🤡

  • @MariWakocha
    @MariWakocha 2 роки тому +1034

    "Are you made of WOOD?!"
    "Yeah... is that a cat and a fox behind you?"
    Gotta love how he doesn't even look that different from the others. I wouldn't have know he was made of wood if they didn't point it out

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort 2 роки тому +254

    I’m starting to appreciate the animation of the Barbie movies a lot more

    • @darkrose5162
      @darkrose5162 2 роки тому +2

      Nah, Barbie worse

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 2 роки тому +6

      To be fair, they dubbed over a Russian voice acted and animated film. Which is why lip-syncing probably looks horrible and doesn't match any animation.
      They definitely should've tweaked the animation to fit the english version better but considering they never decided to fix any of the bad acting.. that would've been far too much work for them.

  • @heatherlory99
    @heatherlory99 2 роки тому +10896

    The most unrealistic part of this movie isn’t the shitty animation or plot, but the fact that Pinocchio is straight

    • @cookedpotato
      @cookedpotato 2 роки тому +763

      He's probably pan
      He hasn't met the right boy yet 😉
      (Edit):
      Apparently there's a fight in the chat
      WARRRR!

    • @rainbowclouds5988
      @rainbowclouds5988 2 роки тому +185

      @@cookedpotato uhhh sooo true 😏😏😏

    • @secretname2093
      @secretname2093 2 роки тому +66

      Uhm wtf Pinocchio IS straight

    • @meera1356
      @meera1356 2 роки тому +431

      @@secretname2093 he is literally not tho. He is the definition of gay, as if his voice and physical appearance isn’t already an obvious sign

    • @victorthecommentator408
      @victorthecommentator408 2 роки тому +847

      @@meera1356 nah i think he is not gay or straight
      he's wood

  • @edentov
    @edentov 2 роки тому +2946

    I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S HIS ACTUAL VOICE ACTOR I'M FUCKING DEAD 💀

    • @taco_boi1167
      @taco_boi1167 2 роки тому +201

      SAME I SAW THE FRUITY PINNOCHIO VIDEO AND I COULDNT BELIEVE THIS IS REALLLL

    • @JinxedToTheCore
      @JinxedToTheCore 2 роки тому +104

      SAME, I GOT SO TROWN OFF, I WAS LIKE “NAHHH THIS CANT BE REAL”😭🤚

    • @taco_boi1167
      @taco_boi1167 2 роки тому +82

      @@JinxedToTheCore the moment i heard “fAaathEr” i knew i was in too deep

    • @JinxedToTheCore
      @JinxedToTheCore 2 роки тому +27

      @@taco_boi1167 the whole thing is like a fever dream

    • @sakurahirawa
      @sakurahirawa 2 роки тому +15

      @@JinxedToTheCore please help, I’ve gone into shock.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 2 роки тому +145

    Part of me wonders if Pauly Shore was intentionally trying to sound as flamboyantly bland as possible just to see what he could get away with. Because no one would have given a shit about this movie without it.

    • @streakyanchovy
      @streakyanchovy 2 роки тому +4

      Same here. It seems like something he'd do for shits and giggles.
      He's having a good time owning this meme on his own UA-cam channel at the very least.

  • @mythical_ds8222
    @mythical_ds8222 2 роки тому +470

    Is no one gonna talk about how he doesn’t even look like he’s made out of wood?

    • @tatertot3911
      @tatertot3911 2 роки тому +25

      He moves so naturally too?

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 роки тому +8

      Like a real boy

    • @mythical_ds8222
      @mythical_ds8222 2 роки тому +9

      @@tatertot3911 he’s so freaking agile too.

    • @Daxons
      @Daxons 2 роки тому +20

      They just add a little pinch of wooden texture on his fucking face and called it a day.

  • @thynnbruhm3139
    @thynnbruhm3139 2 роки тому +2917

    Ok the "she is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer" killed me. He just sounds so dead inside plus his voice acting sounds like a high schooler in a rehearsal for a play. Also he just says that in such a stereotypical gay accent which killed me.

    • @Lemon_Boy.u.
      @Lemon_Boy.u. 2 роки тому +362

      He sounds like he's trying to fight the gayness

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 2 роки тому +23

      @@Lemon_Boy.u. 🐸👉🏻👌🏻

    • @lemon1910
      @lemon1910 2 роки тому +17

      @@Lemon_Boy.u. LMFAO 💀 FR

    • @benjaminshealey5404
      @benjaminshealey5404 2 роки тому +52

      Twinkie bottom-Bitch Pinocchio and Daddy Geppeto

    • @selene13000
      @selene13000 2 роки тому +57

      @@benjaminshealey5404 i feel like this title exists somewhere in the internet

  • @GamingForeverEpic
    @GamingForeverEpic 2 роки тому +2267

    From what I’m getting from the trailer is
    1. They aren’t going to engage in Pinocchio’s main flaw. His nose. Whenever Pinocchio lies. His nose grows bigger. But you never see that in the trailer.
    2. It’s just going to be another boring love story gimmick

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +313

      A paint by numbers romance plot

    • @ranasuka6006
      @ranasuka6006 2 роки тому +253

      Maybe with this Pinocchio his other wood grows when he sees cute guys

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz 2 роки тому +206

      I saw him saving the girl and immediately thought “that’s gonna be the love interest 😐” can we have any childrens movies that isn’t just about guy falling in love with helpless girl?

    • @jikkari
      @jikkari 2 роки тому +82

      @@madisnzz nah, we can’t. This is just a moneygrab I can tell.

    • @sirsnakespeare
      @sirsnakespeare 2 роки тому +23

      Maybe it's not his nose this time 👀

  • @numburger
    @numburger 2 роки тому +103

    I love how Pinocchio went from being completely silent and straight faced to the fruitiest 14 year old boy they could get in the recording booth

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +48

    My theory is that Pauly Shore wasn’t instructed to voice his lines like this. He probably knew that the production company would be unlikely to find another English-speaking celebrity willing to be in the film so he started messing around to see what he could get away with, and they were either too scared to call his bluff or just didn’t give a crap.

  • @pinghackswifi9339
    @pinghackswifi9339 2 роки тому +13253

    “dad i’m straight” 🤥

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful 2 роки тому +19894

    This got animated like it’s supposed to drop 20 years ago 😭😭

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +20

    Pauly Shore: **Wakes up** “What a beautiful day in 2022! What could possibly go wrong?”
    **Checks his computer and sees a trailer for a movie he casted in 10 years ago**
    Pauly Shore: “Oh God.. I didn’t think it would actually get released.”

  • @hciueebdhcbduhxsu
    @hciueebdhcbduhxsu 2 роки тому +3

    His most iconic line:
    “Father when can I live to be on my ooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnn😩😩😩😩 I’ve got the whole ✨WORLDUSSYYY✨”

  • @therandomstudio8942
    @therandomstudio8942 2 роки тому +31589

    When he said "Father when can I leave to be on my oooowwn💅" that just killed me 💀

    • @lolwhat5993
      @lolwhat5993 2 роки тому +2072

      Not the 💅 emoji 😭💀

    • @therandomstudio8942
      @therandomstudio8942 2 роки тому +1875

      @@lolwhat5993 the 💅 fits too well with his voice you can practically see it when he's talking😭

    • @ZeldaNerd222
      @ZeldaNerd222 2 роки тому +535

      💅💅

    • @therandomstudio8942
      @therandomstudio8942 2 роки тому +1106

      @@ZeldaNerd222 "I'm made of high quality ✨material✨💅"

    • @honeytoast9204
      @honeytoast9204 2 роки тому +724

      @@therandomstudio8942 ✨💅Material Girl💅✨

  • @starchaser777
    @starchaser777 2 роки тому +2626

    the fact that they'll give Pinocchio a love interest to me is just... worse than the voice acting

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 2 роки тому +189

      The animation quality also looks like it's from the early 2000s, and off-brand too since Chicken Little had better animation than this.

    • @lumeanoastra1252
      @lumeanoastra1252 2 роки тому

      Stf

    • @themaninsideyourdreams.882
      @themaninsideyourdreams.882 2 роки тому +3

      @𝔪𝔞𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔲𝔎𝔢𝔯 Bom dia caro brasiliense.

    • @julliestans2271
      @julliestans2271 2 роки тому +2

      Ora vejam só
      Um br
      :)

    • @peramassada_
      @peramassada_ 2 роки тому +1

      @𝔪𝔞𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔲𝔎𝔢𝔯 zoadasso

  • @lunalechevalier6471
    @lunalechevalier6471 2 роки тому +10

    4:38
    "She is the most beautiful thing, the world has to OfFa"

  • @artskies101
    @artskies101 2 роки тому +42

    2:13 should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.
    Also what kind of FRUIT tree was he made from

  • @blackbox3008
    @blackbox3008 2 роки тому +4684

    The voice would be fine, but the story cannot involve him being in love with a girl if they have that voice
    *Ahem* we all know why

    • @littlemdiamond280
      @littlemdiamond280 2 роки тому +446

      Dont want to sound bad but like YES AJSBAAJAJAJK "when can i leave to be on my ooooooooooooooooown😍💁‍♂️💅"

    • @goroakechisnumberonewife
      @goroakechisnumberonewife 2 роки тому +254

      When can i leave on my oooowwwwwnnnnnnnuhhhh😩😩

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 2 роки тому +313

      Maybe she's got a massive tree between her legs

    • @seansswamp
      @seansswamp 2 роки тому +46

      @@littlemdiamond280 HWKEOD

    • @xxxmcnuggwtsxxx9859
      @xxxmcnuggwtsxxx9859 2 роки тому +100

      He should've been voiced by Chris Pratt

  • @Qx69
    @Qx69 2 роки тому +2397

    If he sees a shirtless guy and lies about being interested two woods would grow

  • @Requiem100500
    @Requiem100500 2 роки тому +33

    "I'm made of wood" - "yeah, whatever" - "also, I'm straight" - "SAY WHAT NOW"

  • @sunnalyn
    @sunnalyn 2 роки тому +6

    Pinocchio throughout the whole trailer (and probably the whole movie): 😩💅

  • @pixelk8261
    @pixelk8261 2 роки тому +11700

    Pinocchio doesn't even look like he's made of wood in this movie. He already looks like a real boy unless you look really closely at his nose. The only way you could gleam that he's made of wood is from the sound effects

    • @Emmanuel44444
      @Emmanuel44444 2 роки тому +102

      Wait he's wood?

    • @pixelk8261
      @pixelk8261 2 роки тому +588

      @@Emmanuel44444 yeah. all other adaptations are super obvious that he's a puppet (see shrek, or the disney film) but this one's character design is bad

    • @zebradude1624
      @zebradude1624 2 роки тому +479

      @@pixelk8261 yea, and also the trailer doesnt even show him lying and his nose growing, idk if thats even gonna be in the real movie because thats like the whole thing of pinochio

    • @pixelk8261
      @pixelk8261 2 роки тому +277

      @@zebradude1624 i actually forgot that was an element to the pinocchio story until you mentioned it. jesus this trailer sucks

    • @personperson8712
      @personperson8712 2 роки тому +110

      They also made him a twink. (Made him blonde too lmfao)

  • @sliced8669
    @sliced8669 2 роки тому +16406

    They made pinnocho a twink and idk if that makes me want to watch it more or not

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +3819

      We all know the REAL reason he wants to be a real boy; so he can be with a real man~

    • @sliced8669
      @sliced8669 2 роки тому +1718

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam the horses won’t be the only stallions

    • @sonique_31
      @sonique_31 2 роки тому +405

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sladeTek
      @sladeTek 2 роки тому +483

      It’s gonna be so bad that maybe it’ll actually be good

    • @FEARisCOLD
      @FEARisCOLD 2 роки тому +70

      Lol Pauly Shore just talks like that but he was never a twink. He’s Californian.

  • @littlegoblinjunior1034
    @littlegoblinjunior1034 2 роки тому +5

    The Emoji Movie: “Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

  • @Joel_Fish
    @Joel_Fish 2 роки тому +3

    “It was either him or Chris Pratt” I’m dying 😂😂

  • @kairobison3565
    @kairobison3565 2 роки тому +14548

    the sheer emotion in the voice acting just makes me laughing my ass off.
    Its the writers, its always the writers that take the blame.
    [edit] It's even worse, the original movie was made in *Russia* and in *This Year* . And this is supposed to be an english dub over it...

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +691

      Yeah, and they just translated this POS

    • @squib1651
      @squib1651 2 роки тому +421

      This looks like the dream music video

    • @1forgor
      @1forgor 2 роки тому +97

      @@squib1651 that shit makes me laugh so hard

    • @tigeron1402
      @tigeron1402 2 роки тому +70

      when can I leave to be on my ohwnnn

    • @arvid8734
      @arvid8734 2 роки тому +52

      I don't blame the voice actor, it's the one who was assigned to choose the "*PerFeCt*" voice actor

  • @elgebar7337
    @elgebar7337 2 роки тому +2621

    The worst part about this trailer is that they say "not Leonardo or else he'll be a turtle that only
    cares about pizza" LIKE THAT'S MICHAELANGELO YOU HACKS

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 2 роки тому +259

      technically all the turtles like pizza

    • @oscarlapidario4468
      @oscarlapidario4468 2 роки тому +37

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 true

    • @Vitafiend
      @Vitafiend 2 роки тому +90

      Leonardo had honor and responsibilities lol

    • @allmigthygoddess939
      @allmigthygoddess939 2 роки тому +112

      Leonardo- leader and levelheaded
      Rafael- brave and hotheaded
      Donatello- Smart and introverted
      Michaelangelo - fun and lighthearted
      All of them-love pizza

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 2 роки тому +15

      Because movie writers these days give a shit about the source material or the pop culture refs they're just tossing in there, right? I mean, look at the Amazon's Lord of the Rings, they don't have a clue what they're writing about, they just made a fantasy show and put the name on it.

  • @icarussarts
    @icarussarts 2 роки тому +40

    Even my never-finished 3D animation assignemt looks better than this trailer. HAVE MERCY OF US AND NEVER PLAY THIS THING IN A THEATRE!

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +3

      Ha ha, you could help animate the sequel!

    • @icarussarts
      @icarussarts 2 роки тому +3

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam if it doesn't get wiped off the Internet due to fan uprising and people who want their money back :')

  • @chidubememma-ugwuoke9660
    @chidubememma-ugwuoke9660 2 роки тому +4

    3:51 Because in the Disney movie, there was a cat & a fox. There’s literally a Italian song about them that was in Luca called Il Gato e la Volpe

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol 2 роки тому +771

    The voice acting is horrendous, the lip-sync is horrendous, the animation is horrendous, the jokes are horrendous, whatever the hell that plot is is horrendous. This movie scares me.

  • @marvelous_680
    @marvelous_680 2 роки тому +10045

    Once Pinocchio goes out in the real world, he's gonna try every different type of wood. 😍✨

  • @K4ima7ing101
    @K4ima7ing101 2 роки тому +6

    He sounds so ✨fruity and gay✨ 🏳️‍🌈✨😩💅

  • @Matthew-wi5im
    @Matthew-wi5im 2 роки тому +1

    I can't believe this movie is coming out this year and wasn't direct to dvd 10 years ago, like I swear my parents rented this for me and my siblings on redbox at some point

  • @michaeltrees7106
    @michaeltrees7106 2 роки тому +7447

    I'm just waiting for Pinocchio to walk up onto the roof shouting "I did not hit her! I did naht!"

  • @Ghost-bk1mo
    @Ghost-bk1mo 2 роки тому +574

    They actually recently turned off the comments of the trailer💀

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 роки тому +147

      I was sad when I saw that. The comments would have been spicy.

    • @huyphamle159
      @huyphamle159 2 роки тому +32

      Scared of getting hate and harassment from the OGs I see

    • @annshoemake3007
      @annshoemake3007 2 роки тому +14

      I still left a down vote

    • @jaushabakkas8127
      @jaushabakkas8127 2 роки тому +2

      @@Hgh38 too spicy in fact

    • @whatever3440
      @whatever3440 2 роки тому +6

      Isn't the video under the children category?

  • @PeteyBirdd
    @PeteyBirdd 2 роки тому +2

    I find it funny that two pinocchio movies are coming out this year, The really bad liongates one and the stop motion one that looks AMAZING-

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 2 роки тому

      The Lionsgate one is actually from Russia. Russian studios are pretty questionable, but Lionsgate is much shadier than most of them combined.

  • @JustCallMeEevee
    @JustCallMeEevee 2 роки тому +3

    (4:03)
    That was better humor than whatever the hell that Teenage Ninja Turtles reference was.

  • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
    @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 2 роки тому +3007

    The worst part is that it names itself as "a true story" when it looks like one of the loosest adaptations of the book ever. Like, except for the basic premise of a living puppet and the malicious fox and the cat, there isn't absolutely anything similar.

    • @gigikju9934
      @gigikju9934 2 роки тому +213

      And why do they have to throw in the “random love interest trope” out there in the middle of nowhere? Like, a cute friendship story is nice too???

    • @raf015_2
      @raf015_2 2 роки тому +101

      @@gigikju9934 also Turchina (The Blue Fairy or more accurately the Fairy with blue hair) is supposed to be a sister/mother figure to Pinocchio def not a love interest

    • @ijustlikebees
      @ijustlikebees 2 роки тому +43

      @@gigikju9934 because generic animated kids movie

    • @thefoxmoonlight
      @thefoxmoonlight 2 роки тому +98

      also why isnt he lying? Pinocchio is supposed to be troublesome, he just seems like a generic gay boy. The dudes nose doesnt even grow when he says that girl is what he was waiting for his entire life... and it just doesnt grow at all cause he doesnt lie in this trailer.

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 2 роки тому +19

      Honestly no kids adaptation would come close. Because that book is way too depressing. It was so sad I had to drop it after like a chapter cause it was actively making my days worse. So no, it's not really a cute fun adventure story

  • @invincible3521
    @invincible3521 2 роки тому +3069

    I couldn't stop laughing, looks like a 2000s direct to DVD movie

    • @christianbyers8332
      @christianbyers8332 2 роки тому +23

      Lol yep

    • @jumbiewumbie
      @jumbiewumbie 2 роки тому +48

      it is planned to be released straight to lionsate's streaming service so you're not wrong lmao

    • @adalinnnad8960
      @adalinnnad8960 2 роки тому +26

      Something I'd find in the library's DVD section and never return

    • @marcosvazquez5912
      @marcosvazquez5912 2 роки тому +2

      Say how’s Omniman doing

    • @joedavid4545
      @joedavid4545 2 роки тому +3

      It is strait to dvd

  • @laurabarss3543
    @laurabarss3543 2 роки тому +1

    “And u gotta take me off this medicationnn” lmaoo

  • @m4ha1iii17
    @m4ha1iii17 2 роки тому +4

    The scariest part is he fell in love with a WOMAN

  • @lexintothenex
    @lexintothenex 2 роки тому +7106

    Father, when can I leave to be on my ✨OoOoooooOOOOOwn?✨ 😩😩😩
    This video made me laugh so much thank you for making my day. I HAVE to watch this monstrosity.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +190

      Thanks for the awesome comment to help make my day! 😙 I watched this cringe trailer and just knew it was ripe for a quick video. I will def be doing a full review on this beastly turd when it releases, you can trust!

    • @lexintothenex
      @lexintothenex 2 роки тому +17

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam Can't wait!

    • @fionaflop300
      @fionaflop300 2 роки тому +125

      Pinocchio was yassified

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +52

      @@fionaflop300 best way to put it

    • @outinspace3083
      @outinspace3083 2 роки тому +5

      I thought it was Andy Dick at first the way he said that

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 2 роки тому +3461

    As soon as I heard the first joke I wanted to quit- also when I heard the voice acting for Pinocchio, I thought it sounded worse than the voice acting for randy in the new big Nate series

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +170

      Oh my god, Randy… the voice actor thought, “kids voices break, right? I’ll just do that a lot.”

    • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
      @serperiorandtheanimator9216 2 роки тому +36

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam exactly- like I feel like it would have been much better if he sounded like a male version of Jamie from the amazing world of gumball. (Actually now that I think about it, everyone in that show moves like they’re Jamie from the amazing world of gumball). Like randy? he’s supposed to be intimidating- or at least appear like he’s trying to be intimidating even if he’s covering up pain. (Which he is, kind of- like In one of the more recent big Nate books I read it kind of reveals that.) but with the voice cracking I just can’t take him seriously.

    • @personalover2498
      @personalover2498 2 роки тому +6

      There's a new Big Nate series???

  • @TheMannequin
    @TheMannequin 2 роки тому +6

    5:26 you literally paused at the perfect time when Tibble knocked his head on that branch 💀

  • @MythicGirl2210
    @MythicGirl2210 2 роки тому +3

    4:32 OR CHRIS PRATT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'M DEAD!! 💀

  • @johnclark926
    @johnclark926 2 роки тому +2305

    This really does feel like a film that would have come out 20 years ago. In fact, the animation, character design, and writing is almost 1:1 with that Happily N'Ever After movie that released in 2006.

    • @ah3llfire
      @ah3llfire 2 роки тому +91

      This movie could only dream of reaching half the level that Happily N’Ever After is on

    • @SuccMunkey
      @SuccMunkey 2 роки тому +31

      Oh my God I haven't heard of Happily Never After in so long! I think I still have this movie in my basement lmfao. Dude you unlocked a horrific core memory ;-;-;-;

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 2 роки тому +18

      Happily N'Ever After is *exactly* right! Even the weird shallow textures and movement style. This comment gave me flashbacks, I loved that film as a kid.

    • @chrissiep7363
      @chrissiep7363 2 роки тому

      I was just about to comment this. I think I might rewatch that movie now since this trailer made me remember it existed.

    • @ankle_juice
      @ankle_juice 2 роки тому +8

      Thank you of reminding me of that god given movie

  • @SniperJade71
    @SniperJade71 2 роки тому +1250

    I have a theory that they did the voice acting like that on purpose because they knew exactly how much of a quick cash grab this movie was. There is no other explanation.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 2 роки тому +56

      Given what they are up against, and taking into account modern humour, I wouldn't be surprised if that was their last ditch effort to at least cover their expenses.

    • @twentytwentyeight
      @twentytwentyeight 2 роки тому +6

      doing the same content as a GDT release in the same year? Casting the flying dutchman and Paulie was very intentional.

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 2 роки тому +7

      It was a Russian film that was horribly dubbed to English.

    • @lizzy4013
      @lizzy4013 2 роки тому +6

      I mean, they were right, I’m watching this whole thing for the voice

  • @theaterbee191
    @theaterbee191 2 роки тому +3

    The editing and emephesis on "sorry BOBBY" just kills me 😂 (5:51)

  • @epictekk
    @epictekk 2 роки тому +2

    2:35 “A general store worker from runescape” 😂😂

  • @dancingbanana168
    @dancingbanana168 2 роки тому +564

    They missed one crucial thing in the trailer, THE NOSE WHERES THE NOSE

  • @barbararab6390
    @barbararab6390 2 роки тому +766

    The circus dude has two furries with him and he thinks a kid made of wood is more interesting?

  • @nambaonguyen6565
    @nambaonguyen6565 2 роки тому +2

    Ngl when Pinocchio swung from the tree it sounded like a Minecraft firework

  • @greendemon905
    @greendemon905 2 роки тому +2

    Dude: "Are you made of wood?"
    Pinocchio: "Yes, and before you ask, yes!"

  • @iphiko9638
    @iphiko9638 2 роки тому +1062

    Something that terrifies me is the implication that the horse will get killed. They called Pinocchio the "wooden Romeo" at one point. The horse is called Tybalt. Go figure.

    • @-That_F_Guy
      @-That_F_Guy 2 роки тому +77

      But Tybalt killed Mercutio so that technically makes the horse the bad guy who will be killed by Pinocchio

    • @athenasimp9928
      @athenasimp9928 2 роки тому +49

      Is Pinocchio going to kill his talking horse then???

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 2 роки тому +16

      @@athenasimp9928
      Well he did kill a talking cricket in the original story so..........

    • @Faux_Sunlight
      @Faux_Sunlight 2 роки тому +16

      Come on, they're butchering pinocchio, what makes you think they'll accurately reference romeo and juliet?

    • @iphiko9638
      @iphiko9638 2 роки тому +11

      @@Faux_Sunlight Nothing, but it'd be funny if that was the only accurate thing they did quite honestly

  • @jakwashere104
    @jakwashere104 2 роки тому +922

    “Pinocchio, in the wood challenge, you showed us your *bark* is worse than your bite, it appears you aren’t quite a *material* girl, sashay away”

  • @vitaaeris
    @vitaaeris 2 роки тому +6

    Jokes aside, I really do recommend checking out the first Pinocchio you have shown the poster of! It’s an Italian take on the original story of Pinocchio that came out in 2019, and it was genuinely well made (I was positively surprised considering Italy produced bad comedy movies 90% of the time)

  • @SKVLLFVCK
    @SKVLLFVCK 2 роки тому +3

    gays: we don't like being stereotyped.
    also them: omg he looks gay, and sounds gay. he's definitely gay! 😍

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 2 роки тому +270

    Can we talk about the “Leonardo” joke on the very beginning? Has to be one of the dumbest I’ve ever heard

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 2 роки тому +21

      Leonardo isn't even the one that eats pizza all the time. He'll eat it every now and then because his brothers do. But Michelangelo is the one that REALLY likes pizza. All Leo does is train and meditate all day everyday.

    • @kaikai9122
      @kaikai9122 2 роки тому +16

      @@mee091000 I know that’s part of what pisses me off, also it’s just so obscure and random to reference the ninja turtles in a movie like this

    • @JrnmoSanB
      @JrnmoSanB 2 роки тому +6

      The most forced reference of all times

  • @gothicgirl4261
    @gothicgirl4261 2 роки тому +367

    When he said “Father when can I leave to be on my own,” he sounded like the guy from the webtoon ads who would always say ,” I wAnt hOt cHocY.”

    • @roseycage
      @roseycage 2 роки тому +23

      Fr that's annoying 😭

    • @itisjayden_
      @itisjayden_ 2 роки тому +8

      FR THO

    • @SpottedCat.
      @SpottedCat. 2 роки тому +15

      Oh my god I’ve seen that ad😭

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 2 роки тому +20

      I had that blocked from my memory. WHY DID YOU REVIVE IT

    • @lukaurbankitek6019
      @lukaurbankitek6019 2 роки тому +6

      Omgg so true!

  • @anormalhuman8959
    @anormalhuman8959 Рік тому +1

    "Father When can i leave to be on my ooooowwn💅, i got the whole world to seeeeee💅💅" It's so funny xD

  • @orange_viking2806
    @orange_viking2806 2 роки тому +1

    "FaAaThEr whEn CaN i LeavE t0 bE On My owN iVe g0T THe WhOLe WorLdUsSy" absolutely killed me.

  • @deadpoolwrestler7179
    @deadpoolwrestler7179 2 роки тому +1461

    Just when I thought the horror versions was a bad idea, this one is just comedy to me.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +95

      Comedy gold

    • @pamplemoo
      @pamplemoo 2 роки тому +45

      The stop-motion is actually quite cool

    • @dartisboi
      @dartisboi 2 роки тому +1

      @@pamplemooIt is also directed by Guillermo De Toro and Obi-Wan is there.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 2 роки тому +1

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam Don’t you know that the same 3d movie that you reviewed is actually from a north Eurasian country? Not only that it’s from Russia, it’s also a recent adaptation of the legendary books that feature Buratino, Pinocchio’s lesser known blonde expy.

    • @nataliamoreno3302
      @nataliamoreno3302 2 роки тому

      I think horror version would be dope

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 2 роки тому +1021

    The fairy is red. Why?? She's supposed to be either blue or turquoise. How did they mess that up??

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +311

      No, that’s them showing their own creative spin! Lol the whole thing is a miserable failure

    • @Hirungolwe
      @Hirungolwe 2 роки тому +8

      I can't believe I'm defending this garbage but your comment is even worse than the trailer. Why tf does the dress color matter??

    • @inforced
      @inforced 2 роки тому +94

      @@Hirungolwe imagine peter pan wearing red cloth

    • @samschiang
      @samschiang 2 роки тому +99

      @@Hirungolwe her name in the book is the fairy with the turquoise hair, and the disney version just calls her the blue fairy or something like that and gives her a blue dress and blonde hair

    • @ecrin7065
      @ecrin7065 2 роки тому +7

      its not Disney bro, that's why

  • @not-sodeadinside7237
    @not-sodeadinside7237 2 роки тому

    How did I not find this channel earlier, holy shit
    Absolute gold👌🏽, subscribing immediately

  • @user-ti2ph6qb1y
    @user-ti2ph6qb1y Рік тому +1

    This is completely unrelated but you have a BEAUTIFUL smile 😭

  • @thehumenthing8504
    @thehumenthing8504 2 роки тому +587

    This movie was made so we could get more excited about Del Torro’s take on Pinocchio. That’s the best explanation.

    • @leslieart2522
      @leslieart2522 2 роки тому +16

      Del Toro* hahahhaa

    • @miticaBEP07
      @miticaBEP07 2 роки тому +12

      Even Disney’s live action remake looks tasty in comparison.

    • @karaqakkzl
      @karaqakkzl 2 роки тому +1

      @@leslieart2522
      Toro is a Arena of Valor character, equivalent of Alistar in League of Legends

    • @ComeSandia
      @ComeSandia 2 роки тому

      @@karaqakkzl ?

  • @lyrlesnizard4947
    @lyrlesnizard4947 2 роки тому +381

    As bad as Pauly Shore's line delivery is in this trailer, there's a high probability that they picked the best line reads, so it'll probably be worse in the actual movie

    • @mathieuschanz181
      @mathieuschanz181 2 роки тому +15

      But his lines are meme material

    • @doodledude1108
      @doodledude1108 2 роки тому +7

      The bad voice acting is most likely gonna end up being the best part of the movie.

  • @teapartypenguin1353
    @teapartypenguin1353 2 роки тому +1

    The only justification for that tmnt joke would be if the Leonardo Da Vinci of their world is a talking turtle that likes pizza, who Geppetto knows personally and is not fond of, and Rafael, Michelangelo, and Donatello are also all turtles as a reference to tmnt.

  • @ZaynahF
    @ZaynahF 2 роки тому

    man this is the funniest video i’ve seen in a while 😭😭 surprised you don’t have more subs!

  • @XxeastplayzxX
    @XxeastplayzxX 2 роки тому +199

    I like how he's gay but he isn't gay.

  • @jbroz_tv0138
    @jbroz_tv0138 2 роки тому +363

    This whole film looks like one of those bizarre cheaply animated movies you would see on previews back in the late 2000s/early 2010s on DVD's. And it should've stayed there

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 2 роки тому +5

      To make matters even funnier, this cheapish film is from Russia.

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 2 роки тому +3

      Couldn't have said better

    • @RandomPerson-ui3xv
      @RandomPerson-ui3xv 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah its like one of those shitty animated movies that would play on channel 48 at like 3 am that nobody watches and gives a shit about

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick 2 роки тому +2

      Like monster house and hoodwinked

    • @ssaturnine13
      @ssaturnine13 2 роки тому

      @@themanwhowouldbebrick omg i grew up on those lmfao-

  • @terricharles4231
    @terricharles4231 2 роки тому

    LOVE the Napoleon Dynamite poster in the back ♥

  • @jaelyn6028
    @jaelyn6028 2 роки тому +1

    just randomly saw you on my recommended, and now u got another subscriber my guy

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому

      Thank you! My video on the full movie will be out Saturday btw!

  • @mutantsandmemes
    @mutantsandmemes 2 роки тому +162

    The narrator going "YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW" made me laugh my ass off cuz it's almost like he's saying "Oh, YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW what kind of trailer you were walking into? Guess you donnn'ttt 💅"

  • @Kogayane
    @Kogayane 2 роки тому +1182

    I think we should bully lionsgate to make it better like with sonic 😂😂

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 2 роки тому +81

      We should for real 😂😂

    • @xmiles2894
      @xmiles2894 2 роки тому +130

      Except less people cares about it😂

    • @ghhhhhhhhhh
      @ghhhhhhhhhh 2 роки тому +79

      no i want to watch this movie as is in its whole unhinged glory

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 2 роки тому +1

      We should 😭

    • @aaronlane8276
      @aaronlane8276 2 роки тому +7

      We can't dislike UA-cam videos anymore. Remember?

  • @tiabilal10
    @tiabilal10 2 роки тому

    "I'm made of high-quality material" MATERIAL GWORLL

  • @robertbench5187
    @robertbench5187 2 роки тому +371

    Is it just me or it looks like it should've came out like back in early 2000s. 3D cartoon movies doesn't look like this anymore.

    • @555droid6
      @555droid6 2 роки тому +17

      It's fucking gross

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 роки тому +9

      F-cking Toy Story 1 looks better than this, and that was from 1995

    • @ruinthuessia1078
      @ruinthuessia1078 2 роки тому

      @@mrgreenboy644 TRUUEEE

    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ 2 роки тому

      I think everyone’s forgetting it’s Dreamworks 😭
      (Full disclosure I can’t remember the last new Dreamworks movie I saw but it’s got to have been 10 years ago so Idek if they’ve improved then reverted)

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 2 роки тому

      One of the factors for how memetic it could become, is that it’s a Buratino movie being egregiously renamed for the international market just like its 1959 predecessor.

  • @awesomereesee7841
    @awesomereesee7841 2 роки тому +711

    The thing is if this was an American production and not a Russian one Lionsgate would give this a wide release and have James Corden voice the cat.

    • @zivbartal4160
      @zivbartal4160 2 роки тому +21

      He'll have a scene when he hits his crotch

  • @UltrafalconVX7
    @UltrafalconVX7 2 роки тому +1

    that puppet is the funniest thing i have seen in a while

  • @spicymcchicken.
    @spicymcchicken. 2 роки тому +2

    i love your napoleon dynamite poster lol-

  • @Dingus.8895
    @Dingus.8895 2 роки тому +437

    The voice acting is so dead pan yet somehow it still gives the illusion of effort

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 2 роки тому +7

      This is acting so bad, you have to put in an effort to be that awful

  • @username1700
    @username1700 2 роки тому +515

    The bad voice acting just makes it so funny. I am genuinely excited for it to come out lmao

  • @cortandocoisasOFICIAL
    @cortandocoisasOFICIAL 2 роки тому

    2:29 - I've just unlocked a childhood memory, i didn't even remember about "Ivan The Incredible" until now.

  • @frozenfriedchicken
    @frozenfriedchicken 2 роки тому

    “Father I have the whole world to see 💅”
    “I didn’t want to explore the world, but HER!”

  • @rpgelectroking
    @rpgelectroking 2 роки тому +575

    Well, if Pauly Shore's career wasn't completely dead, it is now.

    • @sonicparadox2003
      @sonicparadox2003 2 роки тому +15

      He needs fundage bro

    • @mandarian87
      @mandarian87 2 роки тому +7

      I thought it already was. Why oh why couldn’t it have stayed dead…

    • @vaderlucid8802
      @vaderlucid8802 2 роки тому +4

      @@sonicparadox2003 lmao!

    • @sonicparadox2003
      @sonicparadox2003 2 роки тому +2

      @@vaderlucid8802 I'm glad someone understood that reference

    • @vaderlucid8802
      @vaderlucid8802 2 роки тому +5

      @@sonicparadox2003 he needs fundage for CHEEEDERRR!

  • @MacKenzieJewell
    @MacKenzieJewell 2 роки тому +357

    this trailer is such a wreck

    • @MacKenzieJewell
      @MacKenzieJewell 2 роки тому +17

      sidenote: i cant believe you just reminded my brain of ivan the incredible. whyd you have to do that.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +18

      @@MacKenzieJewell I'll review it eventually~

    • @GarsotoFilms
      @GarsotoFilms 2 роки тому +1

      Wreck my favorite kind of movies lol

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +1

      @@GarsotoFilms they are some of the best

    • @BrianKScott
      @BrianKScott 2 роки тому +4

      @@BradleySmithUA-cam more like... Incredibly BAD movie amiright?

  • @mothman26
    @mothman26 2 роки тому +1

    4:23 gReaT AdVenChes awaAAAItssSssS
    They can't even say words right omg 😭

  • @kickapoo1390
    @kickapoo1390 2 роки тому

    Omfg I thought it was a parody when I heard Pinocchio's first line lol. The animation too, just perfect

  • @VioletTheViolent.
    @VioletTheViolent. 2 роки тому +87

    why did they call this "a true story" 💀💀

    • @aaronlane8276
      @aaronlane8276 2 роки тому +1

      There's nothing true about it; it's a fairytale.

    • @badulgumm5458
      @badulgumm5458 2 роки тому

      They wanna sell it

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 роки тому +2

      Ah yes I remember the true story of a flamboyant wooden boy who became a real boy through honesty and some other good stuff.

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 2 роки тому +326

    This unlocked a childhood memory. One time, when I was in, like, elementary school, I watched a live-action Pinocchio movie, and it wasn’t the family-friendly Disney story. I don’t remember exactly what the story was, but it was something like this:
    Pinocchio was about to become a real boy, but then he got turned into a donkey as a punishment for lying too much, made friends with another donkey, was put to work at a circus, reunited with his donkey friend who had been put to work at a mill and was dying due to being overworked, helped his dying friend with the mill, but then he died anyways, but, as a reward for being good, Pinocchio was no longer a donkey, and then he lied too much again, got eaten by a whale, and died. The end.

    • @ChaoticMartian
      @ChaoticMartian 2 роки тому +19

      Based.

    • @winterzealot
      @winterzealot 2 роки тому +27

      wtf??? This is hilarious, if you can find the name I’d love to watch!

    • @Sto79Be
      @Sto79Be 2 роки тому +46

      I’m confused, doesn’t that pretty much happen in the Disney cartoon version except the bit about Pinocchio dieing.

    • @oizys_5966
      @oizys_5966 2 роки тому +17

      ahhh the good old creepy wood boy movie we all wished we never saw

    • @hokkaidoosaka4881
      @hokkaidoosaka4881 2 роки тому +19

      I watched that but after he got eaten by a whale he got spat out and the fairy turned him into a boy and I also read a book when I was a kid that he got hanged lol

  • @northequestrian6002
    @northequestrian6002 2 роки тому +1

    This movie is something every elementary school teacher would play.

  • @ipurpleyou5227
    @ipurpleyou5227 2 роки тому

    Good video. Btw I'm taken by your impeccable eyebrows 😉

  • @Luizbr1224
    @Luizbr1224 2 роки тому +327

    Pinocchio will finally found a use for his nose!!

  • @Hylianguy38
    @Hylianguy38 2 роки тому +271

    After I saw this trailer on the Lionsgate channel a few days ago, I joined a comment thread in the comments section regarding the Ninja Turtles reference, replying with how bad animated movies use pop culture references, which are not jokes, to get a cheap chuckle out of people who do get the reference. I found out this morning that the comments section for the trailer on the Lionsgate channel has been disabled. I wonder why...

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +43

      HAHAHAHA!!! They couldn’t take the memey ridicule.

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 2 роки тому +49

      I feel like the only instances of pop culture references in a fantasy film working for people were the Shrek series and Aladdin.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  2 роки тому +30

      @@connorbeith3232 a small amount of meta humor can work put in the right place. Not one of the first jokes in the film! Lol

    • @Artizap_
      @Artizap_ 2 роки тому +10

      The comments only got removed because the video was marked “for kids”, which disables all comments.

    • @oizys_5966
      @oizys_5966 2 роки тому +1

      the comments are disabled lmaoo xc

  • @Lenii_0-0
    @Lenii_0-0 2 роки тому

    "Fatherrr when can i leave to be on my ownnn?"
    😘😩💅
    Lmao

  • @Lill7123
    @Lill7123 2 роки тому

    "Father, I am a high quality✨Material Boy✨💅💅💅💅" Can't hear it any other way now! xD