We get drunk and watch Pinocchio: A True Story ft. Pauly Shore
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- Опубліковано 12 кві 2022
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I don't which is worse: the actual movie or the fact that there's a Pinocchio movie where his nose doesn't freaking grow
Even Phoenix Games got that right!
I don’t mind mostly cuz life would be so much easier
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT!!!!!
Hate to ruin the joke but...: Russian version of Pinocchio.
Not the movie, just the story.
Movie's still aßß thought.
NOT FUCKING ONCE!
Petition to replace the Trump’s “I’m gonna come” with Pinocchio’s “I’m coming” in the opening merch plug
I'd sign that
Why did I not know that’s a trump clip until now 💀
Seconded signededed
THATS TRUMP!😳
Idk “I’m gonna come” is pretty iconic
His nose literally never grew how do you fuck up Pinocchio this badly lol
I'd say the people who fucked up were the guys naming this because this movie is based on the Russian story derived from Pinocchio called Buratino, who is nothing like Pinocchio
The wild thing is, the talking horse in the intro LITERALLY MENTIONS NOSES GROWING and then that somehow never pays off. They not only fucked up Pinocchio, they then _forgot_ that they fucked up Pinocchio and wrote an intro claiming they did it right.
@@christopherhale3140 I sadly watched the entire movie and the horse explains at the beginning that his nose doesn't grow and that the true story of Pinocchio had nothing to do with the nose, hence the name "Pinocchio: A True Story" I do like to think that the writers forgot to add that into the movie, but I'm pretty sure they were going for something 'different' since every Pinocchio movie has the nose growing theme, but they just ended up making a very boring movie
Eh, not like Pinocchio was good in the first place. But still, they didn’t even try with this version.
@@kassiebork No it’s just how Pinnochio used to be. It’s a foreign film, this is just the dubbing and a comment above explains that he never originally had a growing nose. Ofc this is all from comments from UA-cam so who knows
I’ve noticed something with Razzle’s commentaries: the worse the movie’s rep is, the funnier the commentary is. And this is easily their funniest so far.
Edit: ok so maybe a lot of their commentaries on movies that are good are funny, but I think the way they make fun of the bad movies makes them funnier.
The Beats pill
My favorite was *VENOMMMMM!*
I mean its good but... better than the Maleficent commentary?
Without a doubt. I'm 9 minutes in and I'm still CRYING from laughter
I'd slightly disagree because the Spider Man 2 commentary was one of the funniest video they made
I need to have a serious talk with whoever wrote, greenlit, directed, and funded this movie
@@angelancientwolf2005 my understanding is that it's a shitty off brand Russian movie that Lionsgate got the rights to and then threw some money at making an English dub with a few famous actors. I think their choice of Pauly Shore was deliberate to get free marketing attention on Twitter and tiktok
I think we need a talk about all things this movie. Great name by the way
The Russian government funded the movie. Putin was involved here.
That's all you need to know.
@@Kaazikin After I first learned it was a foreign movie the animation quality and public domain subject matter made so much more sense
@@Kaazikin It's actually pretty funny, because in Russia, no one gives a shit about this movie.
Just here to remind everyone Alan, the Glizzy God, indeed ate 10 chilidogs like the fucking sigma male king of razzle he is!
Can I see the link?
@@SobriKEyt it's the latest video after this in the channel
Here it is the link ua-cam.com/video/aXpKjO7wDAk/v-deo.html
Didn't think he could.
@@Chaos89P He proved you wrong
I love how at 15:41 only one person laughed and then everyone else realized why they were laughing and started to laugh too lmao
Just wanna point out: They *officially* advertised this movie as "the yassification of Pinnochio". No I am not joking. Yes I wish I was.
NO
Wtf 😭😭😭
FoR mOdErN aUdIeNcEs
I swear this film wasn't made to appeal to any living human on earth lmfao
Im convinced Pauly Shore recorded these lines drunk, almost all of his lines are slurred lmao
No, Pauly Shore's whole shtick is sarcastic moaning
Pauly Shore’s “I’m Coming” needs to be part of the razzle merch intro
Have you checked out the petition? it should be a few comments above you (it's not actually a petition it's just a comment.)
"pinnochio? son? alive?"
The power of the son in the palm of his had
This Pinocchio was made out of high-quality tritium.
I'll never reject Napoleon Dynamite references, idc if the movie came out about 20 years ago
That movie came out before I was born and I will never reject Napoleon Dynamite references
Ugh gross! That movie’s so old and decroded!
Honestly one of the best movies
@@QuentacosIsMe you know what, QJ? YOU CAN LEAVE.
This is pretty much the BEST video ever made
Every movie who’s animation has looked like THAT has never been anything good. You could say Hoodwinked was an exception, but it basically tried to be fairy tail parody after the success Shrek.
It was good!
Hoodwinked is really underrated tbh
✋😲✋ schnitzel!
Hoodwinked’s animators had like no experience too so I have great respect for that movie. Besides the fact that it’s hilarious
It was good but then hoodwinked 2 happened
For all its flaws, there was one good part of the movie: the part where Pinocchio just gets shot
Ahh a wooden boy !! BANG
he gets shot twice, best scenes ever, too bad he didnt die
An Alpha and Omega Razzle review would break the space/time continuim.
Yes
I agree
Affirmative
If they will review that they gotta do the thousands sequels to it too
I would fistfight god for an Alpha and Omega Razzle commentary.
since finding out that pinocchio’s voice actor was also BOBBY FROM A GOOFY MOVIE, i have decided that this is a stoner film.
Never thought I’d see a film with SpongeBob, Napoleon Dynamite, and the cheese-dog in “A Goofy Movie”.
Sounds like the greatest movie of all time.
Napoleon Dynamite is also the arcade guy from Monster House, another movie that Razzle did a drunk viewing of.
@@Ihatenamehandles ‘well, spring came early’
Not the cheese dog guy, the slurpage dog guy
@@Ihatenamehandles arcade guy still lives in my mind rent free
Imagine what it would for his nose if Pinocchio really loved a girl but she had a humiliation fetish. Perfect couple.
Bro…
You sound like you want that mate...
Now that you comment it I am imagining it and I really wish I weren't.
I hate this
i dont want to imagine a world where pinnochio's girl sits on his face and tells him to lie
6:55 the gunshot followed by the question made me laugh way more than it should of.
Father, when can I leave to be on my OOOOWN? I've got the whole WORLDUSSY!!!
Ah yes, the best character in the movie: Worlddussy
Bruh, imagine if James Corden was in this movie, I would start crying
5:33 The fact that I cheered with them when he said the iconic line
russian guy here to explain
in the first russian "adaptation" of pinoccio (which was written by aleksey tolstoy like 80 years ago and where the boy is called buratino) his nose never grows
he just doesn't have this ability
it actually has a completely different plot aside from the premise, giving the protag a bitchy blue-haired gf and a bunch of circus sidekicks
but I don't remember there being a talking horse and a sexy horse 🤔
this animated shitshow is both a bad pinoccio movie and a bad buratino movie, I guess
The funny thing is this isn’t the first time a foreign Pinocchio film got an absolutely bonkers English dub with an extremely unfitting voice for the title character, since the 2002 English dub of Roberto Benigni rendition had freaking Breckin Myer voicing Pinocchio of all people, so it’s funny how history repeats itself .
If I had a nickel for every time an English translation of Pinocchio was incredibly Sus and absolutely bizarre, I would have 2 nickels
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
I did not know this was dubbed, but that makes sense bc I saw the one scene where Bella’s lines did not line up with her mouth at all
Pinocchio is the gayest straight piece of wood to ever exist.
Well this broke the “Quickest Jump to Razzle” record by a country mile.
Cinderella 2021 I think might've taken less time to get a reaction
I want Razzle to get drunk and watch Shark Tale next.
Anyone else want to see it?
Hell yes!
Me
Yesss!!!
That movie slaps good
Finally, a Martin Scorsese movie
As a member of your horse audience thank you for the neigh. It means so much to me to feel accepted, and I know the my brothers and sisters in the herd feel the same.
Guess you could say y’all feel herd?
I still can’t get over the fucking Pinocchio voice. XD
Honestly, after all the whole Will Smith slap, I really thought they were going to do Shark Tale.
Maybe one day…
I’m going to cry if that’s not next
Or Madagascar
Yes! Imagine the jokes, lol
@@demi-leedelaney6038 Will Smith’s character is literally named "Oscar". The jokes write themselves!
@@demi-leedelaney6038 I just watched it this past weekend and there's a scene where the Will Smith fish slaps the shark, I'm BEGGING Razzle to watch the movie just for the jokes that would come from that scene
I wanna see them do Hoodwinked or Open Season next
"THAT WOULD BE A SIGHT TO SeeeEEEEE"
"Buuuddyyyyyyyyy!"
I wouldn’t do the first Open Season, it was actually good. It was a straight plummet from there
"SCHNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZEEEEL!!!"
@@masternoob9673 I’d say Rodger was the best part of those movies
I feel like it wouldn't be out of character for this Pinocchio to say YAS QUEEN BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN SLAY BESTIE MAMA
It's a meme miracle that this movie is available anywhere since Russia's recourses were prized up or cut off
And thus continues the theme of Tom Kenny taking either sub par or completely awful voice roles to forever lock his success to SpongeBob.
Father when can i watch Razzel. I got a whole week to wait
Can't wait to see the story of SpongeBob Square pants's son Bobby seeing the worldussy with Napoleon Dynamite, ft. Razzle
The father jokes made me laughing wheeze
*"Detective Butthole. Can we trust him?"*
Pinocchio is the lgbt representation ive always needed in my life
What?
@@foxbow3889 They're making a joke about how Pinocchio has Stereotypical Gay Voice lol
He disappoints us all
I really want to see Razzle get drunk while watching Napoleon Dynamite now.
Ryan seriously underestimates how many of us love Napoleon Dynamite.
15:24 “Pinocchio saves Bell Delphine from Talking Tom who has her a gunpoint Gone Wild?!”
Zach: "Are they Putin this movie in theaters?"
My immediate response: "Nah, they're Stalin."
They bout to get that Pinocchussy
Paul shore must’ve tapped into his hidden Tommy Wiseau skills to nail this role 🤣😂
Faaahther, i did not hit her, i did naaaaht.
The inspector dude is literally just the hello Neighbor guy
Now THAT was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there
this comment is from a year ago but holy shit its so good
Napoleon Dynamite references? This is pretty much the best We Get Drunk and Watch ever MADE.
Claire, like anyone could even know that.
@@briangruenewald7536 you know what, Brian? YOU CAN LEAVE.
@@UnderTheTableGremlin gimme some of your tots
@@TinkerToy20x6 no. I’m frickin starved, I didn’t get to eat *A N Y T H I N G* today.
My throat, chest and stomach hurt from laughing so damn hard lmao
2:46 I think at this point we can all agree Zach is a furry in denial.
Wait, is he supposed to be in denial?
I'd love to see Razzle do a
We get drunk and watch Rango ft. Johnny Depp, I can only imagine how good that would be
3:20
"Pinocchio's a bad guy?? 😮🤔"
15:16 that strong man looks like a buff version of Hello Neighbor wtf.
pauly shore voiced bobby in a goofy movie and the second goofy movie thats all i've seen him do
"Father. When Can I Leave To Be On My Ooowwn? I've Got The "Whole" Worldussy..." 😩💅🏻✨💦
The “it’s just lean” line got me out of guard and if you want know where is here it is 11:00
Now I want a Greatest Showman video. Anyone else feeling it, or IS IT JUST ME?
Person of the based pfp, there is already one
@@gabrielandriel8960 Where?
Lol
This movie really has Spongebob, Napoleon Dynamite and THE ENCINO MAN in it. Greatest thing ever made
"Something stinks."
Pinocchio: "iT's JuSt Me."
5:52 Well this has now been one of the lines my partner and I quote constantly and I love it.
Just all the quotable stuff here is amazing
Oh God, imagine if they did a drunk viewing of Malignant
It would be a riot *inside* a riot.
@@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
a riot inside a riot inside a riot
@@fairyberryblue and that riot would lead to another riot!
@@JeffDoyen and that other riot would lead to another riot!
The parrot in this movie makes me want RAZZLE to react to rio, just an enjoyable movie overall.
Yesssss
I think by enjoyable I think you actually meant torturous.
@@angelancientwolf2005 my 10 year old self would idolize you
@@kayhaven4710 Wdym?? i still love dat movie :D
If they watch Rio, they will simp every single bird in the movie.😂😂
11:15 This shit made me laugth so hard my ears poped
Man I didn't know Wizard 101 was a movie first.
Seriously the graphics of this movie make it look like it came first
i laughed way to hard at the "fucking Wario? .... waaa"
6:15
same lmaooo
I think we're gonna need a drunk commentary of Napoleon Dynamite now
Watching them all tear the greatest showman to shreds is top tier entertainment
Honestly they fucked up on this movie so bad that it was so good, and the commentary makes it SO worth it
7:05 The cat just shooting him is the best part.
1:06 No that's Marengo Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite's horse
pretty sure the Pinocchio from Billy and Mandy that was constantly trying to eat Billy's skin was a better Pinocchio.
Oh man I was thinking it'd be so good if you guys did this
Agreed
Finally critics who aren't afraid to point out that Pinocchio is just a child porno.
This creepy old dude keeps a wooden child puppet and has a daddy son fantasy with it when it comes to life.
It’s so cool to see linguini join the razzle team!
5:30 that father part slayed me
That was some twisted Pinocchio geppetto stuff right there
“Silly Ryan. Tricks are for real boys.”
I’M DEAD
The fact that none of them called the horse Neighpoleon Dynamite makes me upset
1:11 horses have sideways facing eyes, that one is a predator
There is no way they were trying to make a serious movie. 😂
These Pauly Shore puns are the best things I've seen since Foofight's moose jokes.
pls the fact his nose never grows when thats a MAJOR PLOT POINT IN THE ACTUAL STORY-
I’m so mad that they didn’t show them laughing at the Thank you daddy part
I'm surprised you guys missed the part where Pinocchio calls Geppetto Daddy
If somebody told you this was a true story, somebody lied.
“Father, when can I leave to be on my oooooowwn?”
“I got the whole world to seee😊💅”
"Is that wario?"
*waluigi noise*
6:59 "Pinocchio would you like to purchase my bath water?" _gets blasted_
10:43 the "something stinks" line never fails to crack me up.
Okay. I feel like I need to inform everyone else about this:
The people behind the film had made another animated feature with Pauly Shore as the head villain. They really wanted a Pauly Shore Animated Cinematic Universe after this became a smash hit. But the problem is is that no one knows about it.
Hey Max look it's the leaning tower of cheeza
Can you guys watch Chicken Little drunk, it’d be so funny
Also:
Bio-Dome (1996)
Encino Man (1992)
Holes (2003)
The Greatest Showman (2017)
The Room (2003)
Despicable Me (2010)
@@karlisgonzalez8858 Yes, those films including Over The Hedge, Avatar 2009, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, Spider-Man 3, Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked, Scooby-Doo 2002, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, Twilight, Cats 2019, Inspector Gadget 1999, Inspector Gadget 2, Mortal Kombat 1995, Mortal Kombat Annihilation and Mars Needs Moms.
@Ks Yeah, I get it. 🤣🤣
These videos are honestly so funny, this has to my personal favorite though. The “on my ownnnn” jokes were just amazing
“I didn’t know we were watching holes” caught me off guard lol
Nice to see Razzle branching out and reacting to a Wii game.
poor joel i feel for u my boy
5:55 That was some straight bars right there.
It's so weird to me being like half these guys' age and knowing more Pauly Shore movies than they do
This might be one of my favorites lol