Pinocchio is absolutely AWFUL

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2022
  • pinocchio more like POOnocchio
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  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick  Рік тому +455

    This is gonna be the last short vid I make for a while. If you’d like to support me I just started a patreon since it’s gonna take longer to put out videos. Thanks for all the support already ❤️ www.patreon.com/24framesofnick

    • @hecker2485
      @hecker2485 Рік тому +3

      nooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Fredrick_Turner
      @Fredrick_Turner Рік тому +1

      and how much is a "while"

    • @striderjason9863
      @striderjason9863 Рік тому +3

      I mean, of course this version is worse. It’s a live-action remake of a classic Disney film. But, a better movie that you might doubt is the Paw Patrol movie, so maybe make a video review about that movie?

    • @achewy7700
      @achewy7700 Рік тому +1

      @@striderjason9863 i have watched that movie an ungodly amount of times against my own will but it is a competent movie that at least wasn't entirely contained in the show's scope

    • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
      @user-pi3ck9hd2x Рік тому +1

      I really hope you make more positive reviews\analasys in your longer-form videos. your positive reviews are my favorite and they also seem to be doing quite well, like your captain underpants review.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 Рік тому +2472

    Nick crying over Tom Hanks had more genuine emotion than anything from the last few live action Disney remakes.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Рік тому +4

      that's your mom 😅

    • @samstits8982
      @samstits8982 Рік тому +2

      This was written by AI I bet

    • @jamaribonnett4699
      @jamaribonnett4699 Рік тому +13

      True, I feel bad for him honestly.

    • @PepperMistAnimations
      @PepperMistAnimations Рік тому +2

      More than Pinocchio himself during the ending. Nick about to bring Tom Hanks back to life with his magical tears 😋

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 Рік тому +7

      @@jamaribonnett4699 Why? Tom Hanks is great.

  • @murdoph
    @murdoph Рік тому +1458

    It's so weird how there have been four pinocchio adaptions this year. Almost seems like Disney were jealous and decided to nostalgia bait everyone shamelessly. Funny.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Рік тому +4

      that's your mom 😅

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz Рік тому +13

      Is not as weird as this offensive (to the fanbase) Harry Potter rip-off from Canada(Mexican animated may have nothing to do with it)- Crapston Acadamy

    • @piranhalettuce
      @piranhalettuce Рік тому +7

      @@SparrowIZ FAKER

    • @munromister777
      @munromister777 Рік тому +55

      It's actually four, everyone always forgets the second Russian movie, Pinocchio and the water of life.

    • @Guimhj
      @Guimhj Рік тому +28

      @@andreafraustoz it offended the harry potter fanbase? I might give it a watch, then!

  • @StrawberryCocoaPowder
    @StrawberryCocoaPowder Рік тому +675

    One thing I'm against in this remake is the change from beer to root beer and no smoking. By replacing it with candy and soda, they're sending the message that kids eating candy and drinking soda=bad kids who deserve to be donkeys. At least alcohol and smoking are actual bad things -_-

    • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Рік тому +167

      In the original movie, there are active consequences to the boys’ actions. It’s very clear that the smoking, drinking, fighting and breaking things were supposed to be wrong, which is why they were punished for it.
      Here? The things the kids do have no weight other than being kids doing kids things. And if they were all recruited the way Pinocchio was via the net, then that again robs them of the choice they had in the original to go.

    • @EpicJoshua314
      @EpicJoshua314 Рік тому +18

      The message is NOT that eating candy, drinking root beer, going to amusement park rides and doing fun things which are part of the game is bad.
      The message is that kids need to be aware that things which are too good to be true are a scam/probably false and if they're not careful bad things can happen -- not turned into a donkey or anything like that, but still bad things can happen or it's not what they thought it was.
      Parents would see an exotic Disneyland or Disneyworld like place (essentially in their own backyard which they probably never heard of before) with no rules or adults where kids can have all the candy and root beer they want, and has places where shoplifting, stealing things from each other, breaking clocks, insulting each other, and play with firecrackers is legal and can do it at will is very fishy, but the kids won't think this is fishy and if they don't suspect anything fishy bad things can happen to them.
      The saying "stupid little boys" doesn't necessarily mean they're misbehaving little boys, but they're very Very Gullible.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta Рік тому +33

      not even eatig candy in excess!
      For that they could have better remove the whole scene. At least Dumbo did't fucked it up with the elephant drunk scene.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta Рік тому +17

      @@EpicJoshua314 fine, those are bad thing, but did they deserved they same punishment (being donkeys FOR LIVE) as if they drank or smoked like in the original?

    • @EpicJoshua314
      @EpicJoshua314 Рік тому +10

      @@ClaudetteVioletta No, but in reality there have been cases where children or people in their late teens early 20s have been lured to someone or into their house for reasons which are not wrong, they are duped and killed. One example being John Wayne Gacy.
      The message is, if a complete stranger offers you something that if you’re gullible enough will believe to be real, be careful. Nobody these kids knew had ever been to Pleasure Island and most of them had never heard of this place before or that it was very close to home, all they knew about it was from flyers or from a complete stranger. That’s not saying much. If Pleasure Island is such a wonderful place for kids to go to and so close to home then why haven’t these kids heard of it before?
      Don’t talk to, take, or accept anything from a stranger.

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham Рік тому +521

    Can't wait until Disney makes animated remakes of their live action remakes of their animated movies!

    • @fardboi123
      @fardboi123 Рік тому +14

      How would that even look?

    • @user-xi5tp4pi6c
      @user-xi5tp4pi6c Рік тому +30

      @@fardboi123 1 they would just re-release their old movies. Or
      2 remake em with shifty animation

    • @arthurdurham
      @arthurdurham Рік тому +4

      @@fardboi123 Animated

    • @fardboi123
      @fardboi123 Рік тому +7

      @@arthurdurham But they already kind of dipped into both fields of animation (2d/hand-drawn and 3d/live action and cgi)

    • @arthurdurham
      @arthurdurham Рік тому +1

      @@fardboi123 I was joking

  • @EmblaBexell
    @EmblaBexell Рік тому +614

    What pissed me off mostly was the fact that we never even got to see Pinocchio as a real boy. What ‘til the end only to realise there literally was no satisfying end

    • @garfscorner
      @garfscorner Рік тому +63

      he technically did, it’s just hard to see. but it looks really weird and creepy

    • @victoriaescobedo5458
      @victoriaescobedo5458 Рік тому +48

      He does, but whoever was working on that scene left it to be barely noticeable for those who are watching it for the first time

    • @PepperMistAnimations
      @PepperMistAnimations Рік тому +48

      He went from being a soulless CGI puppet to becoming a *REAL* soulless CGI boy 👦

    • @EpicJoshua314
      @EpicJoshua314 Рік тому +7

      Look carefully as Jiminy is narrating and you'll see that he does become a real boy.

    • @valo4251
      @valo4251 Рік тому +4

      Because they probably didn’t want to hire another actor…..

  • @jbpiano5313
    @jbpiano5313 Рік тому +300

    You have to remember the creator of the original Pinoccio hated children and made the tale to scare them

    • @AshKetchum442
      @AshKetchum442 Рік тому +69

      thats hilarious

    • @swagit4174
      @swagit4174 Рік тому +12

      Ooooh so that's why it's so effective

    • @squiddyanimations6617
      @squiddyanimations6617 Рік тому

      I remember reading the og story as a kid and thinking "how many times this mf gonna die

    • @z0w0z.
      @z0w0z. 10 місяців тому

      that's sounds like something i would do if i was stories writer or at least can write something readable

    • @pinglefaz
      @pinglefaz 10 місяців тому

      That I did not know

  • @arc8216
    @arc8216 Рік тому +180

    I dont think Disney really values animation as much as they should considering its the medium that put them where they are to begin with.

  • @Noix.00
    @Noix.00 Рік тому +957

    Let me tell you. We italians made the best live action version so far.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Рік тому +4

      that's your mom 😅

    • @SPRX77
      @SPRX77 Рік тому +26

      I believe that and I’m sure it’s more following the book if I recalled 🤔 definitely need to sit down and watch it

    • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Рік тому +29

      I haven’t seen it and it looks SICK. I love the practical effects the team used for Pinocchio.

    • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
      @ronaldeliascorderocalles Рік тому +13

      It's true. I was surprised that no many people have heard of it.

    • @thecubeman381
      @thecubeman381 Рік тому +3

      Is it better than the Jim Henson version from the 90s though?

  • @Tavdogg11
    @Tavdogg11 Рік тому +451

    I'm excited to see Del Toro's version of Pinocchio. By the trailer, it is shaping up to probably be the best version, that could possibly explore the themes people have been forgetting to explore for this simple yet interesting concept.

    • @comadoof184
      @comadoof184 Рік тому +28

      Yeah and we can all forget about this shitty remake
      But I watched the original beautiful it was

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin Рік тому +3

      Me too

    • @comadoof184
      @comadoof184 Рік тому +15

      @@olleselin like the blue fairy's movements looked so realistic unlike the other characters who move cartoony idk how Disney did it back in 1940

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin Рік тому +7

      @@comadoof184 i think it's called: rotoscoping

    • @comadoof184
      @comadoof184 Рік тому +1

      @@olleselin hmm rotoscoping never heard of it? What is it?

  • @LORDOFDORKNESS42
    @LORDOFDORKNESS42 Рік тому +247

    There's a fan theory that Donkey from Shrek is meant to be one of the Pleasure Island boys.
    So in that case~ the best adaptation, ignored Pinocchio as little more than a side character.

    • @cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556
      @cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 Рік тому +34

      Shrek is Love, Shrek is life

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 Рік тому +30

      And this very soulless remake stole a joke from the best adaptation.

    • @No-oneFromNowhere
      @No-oneFromNowhere Рік тому +9

      That actually makes sense. I'd be willing to believe it

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption Рік тому +8

      @@marcohidalgo1101
      Wait Pinnochio lying to escape Stranboli's catch reminded you of Pinnochio lying about wearing women's underwear in Shrek 2?
      Because that's why I hate how that scene was interpreted in this remake.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 Рік тому +2

      I’m declaring that as canon and I don’t care what anyone else says

  • @thespicecorner
    @thespicecorner Рік тому +201

    I genuinely enjoy the Honest John (the fox) design. It’s just so fucking goofy and uncanny it’s almost good. I love it.

    • @KevinLeroyGrant
      @KevinLeroyGrant Рік тому +45

      It's a very high quality realization and I love the over the top movement too

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Рік тому +14

      Agreed. Honest John could have been made way more important than this. He appears in the first half and is then forgotten in this remake. I loved his voice performance and movements. He had emotion!
      The only other part of this movie I liked was the kid turning into a donkey. It was eerie to see it with some realism added. But yes, the original scene, while it did not scare me (barely watched the classic as a kid so I have no memory of being horrified either), was better performed and animated the erratic panic of the kid better.

    • @MrYeet-mz6wu
      @MrYeet-mz6wu Рік тому +7

      Same here. It's the only good part of the film, and Keegan-Michael Key's performance was so over the top and I really enjoy it.

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz Рік тому +12

      He looks like he belongs in Shrek. Too "realistic," but cheap CG-realistic, if that makes sense. He has big gold chains hanging from his neck, swinging all over the place but not making a sound. He used pop-culture references such as "INFLUENCER" and the worst "joke" of all..."CHRIS PINE!!!!" I wanna strangle the executives at Disney so bad, but I'd have to wait in line.

  • @EnigmaticGentleman
    @EnigmaticGentleman Рік тому +473

    What do you expect from the company that cancelled their highest rated show in years over "being unfitting to the brand". Shit, that's what you should expect, both literally and figuratively.

    • @mishboo.x7313
      @mishboo.x7313 Рік тому +26

      what did they cancel?

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Рік тому +72

      Which one, again? Disney loves to fuck with all their best performing shows so I'm tryna figure out which one it was.

    • @arisans2987
      @arisans2987 Рік тому +108

      @@lockerbuddy2039 The Owl House

    • @EnigmaticGentleman
      @EnigmaticGentleman Рік тому +97

      @@arisans2987 Yup, and i dont mean to be political, but if you watched the show you can geuss the real reason they cancelled it. (by the logic they gave us Amphibia would have been cancelled too for sure)

    • @Marcelerthereals
      @Marcelerthereals Рік тому +96

      @@EnigmaticGentleman and that is because of the fact Disney can’t handle seeing two same-sex characters being a cute couple or expressing themselves

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- Рік тому +156

    These Disney live action movies are definitely tax write-off material

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 Рік тому +379

    The Disney classic is a masterpiece and one of the best animated films ever made.
    The 2022 remake… exists

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Рік тому +34

      Yep, it wasn't broken, but they tried to "fix" it anyway!

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Рік тому +1

      that's your mom 😅

    • @emiritorisei
      @emiritorisei Рік тому +1

      @@SparrowIZ Bro…

    • @Kurokami112
      @Kurokami112 Рік тому +8

      Clearly the 2022 remake is one of the films of all time

    • @Lord_Tigerr
      @Lord_Tigerr Рік тому +7

      @@Kurokami112 pinocchin time

  • @hannahyamauchi839
    @hannahyamauchi839 Рік тому +44

    I guess they had to have CGI cats and goldfish since the animal actors unionised

  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 Рік тому +117

    How many movies does Tom Hanks do a year now? The reason he has so many iconic roles is because he used to obviously be selective about the work he took. Now it seems like he’s in the most random of films

    • @tmlawson751
      @tmlawson751 Рік тому +20

      gotta pay them bills to live in greece and be a jetsetter lol tom hanks has turned into a rich creepoid, lost all of his original grounded relatability

  • @thatrandomredengine9430
    @thatrandomredengine9430 Рік тому +24

    Yeah, that “offensive imagery” is the fucking point of the original.
    The kids were smoking, gambling, drinking alcohol, they thought they could be more adult by doing these thing, which in turn made them become jackasses.
    Literally!

  • @dinoboy1818
    @dinoboy1818 Рік тому +111

    It’s like what pinnochio was sniffing
    A piece of sh-

  • @PerpetualJoy
    @PerpetualJoy Рік тому +71

    Pinocchio reeeeeaaaaally straddles the uncanny valley. His puppet movements/gestures are creepy, instead of cute/quirky like in the cartoon.

  • @bluefeather9969
    @bluefeather9969 Рік тому +96

    One thing you forgot to say was that this live action completely missed the point. Both the og movie and book were about Pinocchio being at first a bratty and misbehaving boy, and therefore facing bad consequences for all of his actions (getting imprisoned by Stromboli, transformed into a donkey, almost dying by getting hanged (this one only happens in the book but I can obviously see why family friendly Disney would never put that))... he slowly and gradually learns from his mistakes and becomes better, and as a reward he becomes a real boy in the end. This live action completely screwed that message, as Pinocchio never does anything bad in this movie, in fact it seems that all of the bad things that happen to him just happen because "the world is evil", not because HE was the one who got himself into trouble. And that lying scene... basically according to Disney now, it's a nono showing children smoking and drinking (mind you, to show that smoking and drinking is bad!), but it's ok to practically teach kids that it's ok to lie in order to get what you want (btw that scene is ripped off straight from Shrek 2). I guess they rather wanted the message to be more about accepting yourself or some bs (which might also be the reason why Pinocchio transforming into a real boy at the end is such a subtle detail you can easily miss, and the ending was like "Pinocchio is a real boy as everyone else"). Yeah, the accept yourself message is undoubtly good, but, I'm sorry, I'm just so fuggin sick of it because we've seen it in like 1000 movies at this point, while the og Pinocchio's message being a cautionary tale about facing the consequences of your bad actions is way more original and meaningful.
    Sorry for the long comment, but I just can't believe how many things did they get wrong in this hot garbage of a movie.

  • @odetoclear
    @odetoclear Рік тому +44

    it feels like disney missed the entire point of the original. when pinocchio gets trapped he literally escapes _because he lies_ . so good life lesson: lie whenever you want, it doesn't matter and it can help you! and on pleasure island kids just do... what kids do. they eat candy and drink root beer, that shouldn't be punished by turning the kids into donkeys and forcing them to work in salt mines or go to the circus for the rest of their lives. in the original they actually do bad things, like drinking alcohol and smoking cigars. and pinocchio actively participates, so it makes sense for him to get the donkey ears and tail. in the remake he didn't even want to do anything. they also fucked up the scene where lampwick turns into a donkey big time. the original was absolutely fucking horrifying, it kinda scares me to this day. the remake of that scene is just a joke compared to the original. they censored the "what do i look like, a jackass?" line so poorly too, i thought it was a glitch at first. pinocchio already knows good from bad from the start, he's just a victim throughout the whole movie, so what was the point?

  • @boboblueblue2
    @boboblueblue2 Рік тому +108

    I actually think it would’ve been cool to have Pinocchio as an actual puppet! At least that’s something interesting and kinda different

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 Рік тому

      The 1996 version starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas did do that.

  • @Har1eywood
    @Har1eywood Рік тому +57

    the ONLY thing i'll give the 2022 remake (from what i've seen) is that Pinocchio's donkey tail and ears are wooden as well, that's a neat little detail and that's it.

    • @EpicJoshua314
      @EpicJoshua314 Рік тому +3

      What about the performances of the actors? They did a terrific job, especially Luke Evans and the actor voicing Pinocchio (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth). I really loved the Coachman's song; there's no one other than Evans who could have played the Coachman better than him.

    • @Har1eywood
      @Har1eywood Рік тому +5

      @@EpicJoshua314 I'll say this: I haven't watched the movie. Perhaps I'm making some assumptions based on what little I've seen, but idk

  • @AeridisArt
    @AeridisArt Рік тому +139

    I've watched several reviews on this remake (bc they're way more entertaining than the movie itself), but one thing that no one seems to comment about is how TINY this Pinocchio is! In every adaptation I've seen, Pinocchio is a life-sized boy puppet (even in the animated Disney version), thus making his transition into a real boy easier. This version of Pinocchio is either built to be a toddler or he has dwarfism.

    • @EpicJoshua314
      @EpicJoshua314 Рік тому +12

      He's a puppet which was made with no intention of coming to life. Puppets aren't supposed to be as big as a human child.
      I was a bit confused by this but after seeing the original, Pinocchio's height changes throughout the movie, or the puppets are as tall as a human child, the boys and Geppetto are short, and the cage is made for a human child.

    • @rachaelgreen1812
      @rachaelgreen1812 Рік тому

      I think he's to skinny

  • @Neevkl_7
    @Neevkl_7 Рік тому +17

    The fact that Tom Hanks never said to Pinocchio “You. Are. A. Tooooooyyyy!”

  • @maureenobrien4968
    @maureenobrien4968 Рік тому +40

    I just love how every UA-cam film reviewer imaginable is coming together to trash this movie.

    • @zacktyler2810
      @zacktyler2810 Рік тому +2

      I know right. Like FFS 🤦🏻
      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this wasn't horrible.

  • @jrt2792
    @jrt2792 Рік тому +47

    I'm waiting for the Chicken Little remake. ⌚

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 Рік тому +11

      Oh God.

    • @Lady_of_the_Land
      @Lady_of_the_Land Рік тому +8

      That and the straight to DVD sequels are the only movies that deserve the fate of being remade into a soulless cash grab

    • @screamingcat127
      @screamingcat127 Рік тому

      If they make one, I hope it’s good

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 Рік тому

      They are gonna make aristocats and rotten tomatoes will give it 75% and audiences will give it 50%

  • @MicroRat
    @MicroRat Рік тому +33

    Life lesson: never make a live action depiction of a beloved piece of media

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 Рік тому +1

      I mean it has worked before in the past (the 2003 Peter Pan is a great example of a live-action adaptation that worked so well), but Disney is just rehashing their classics into these live-action cardboard cutouts at this point.

  • @AJ-xc4qe
    @AJ-xc4qe Рік тому +68

    Besides Disney, live action MOVIES based on cartoons at least have become less common. But live action adaptations in general of "cartoon-y looking" children's media have felt more common than ever and most of them from what I hear in reviews are horrible! Riverdale, Fate the Winx Saga, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Fairly Odder, Tom and Jerry, the live action Powerpuff Girls 🤮. And I'm not confident about the live action Avatar show either.

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 Рік тому +4

      There's a live-action Powerpuff Girls?

    • @AeridisArt
      @AeridisArt Рік тому +9

      @@marcohidalgo1101 I don't think it's been released, but a script was leaked last year and, though I haven't seen the full script myself, every vid I've seen talking about it are just trashing it.

    • @WubbaizyShipper1
      @WubbaizyShipper1 Рік тому +1

      @@AeridisArt
      What I don't understand is why they are STILL trying to do it when:
      1. CW got given away for free
      2. Craig McCracken (the original creator) is making another reboot that will be presumably more true to the original (PLZ let Bubble s be Daizy again) and more people are gonna watch anyway.
      And also, the Scooby Doo-ology are the only good live action adaptations IMO.

    • @NukaCorgi
      @NukaCorgi Рік тому +3

      @@AeridisArt Apparently it was so bad that the CW called for a complete rewrite LMAO

  • @bingobangobongo3778
    @bingobangobongo3778 Рік тому +22

    Pinnochio wanted to be a real boy. But instead, he's a real loser.
    Idk why that had me rolling

  • @myaedelman
    @myaedelman Рік тому +27

    I love how you call Tom Hank's Gepetto in this movie just TOM HANKS.

  • @PsychoPatYT
    @PsychoPatYT Рік тому +17

    The mental health of the average Disney+ content reviewer has been on the decline in a serious way recently.
    Like, no joke, I'm a little worried and sad.

  • @wormwarning
    @wormwarning Рік тому +18

    best pinocchio was in Shrek

  • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
    @seventeenseventythirteen7465 Рік тому +19

    I'm just glad that Dream Works owns Shrek, I couldn't imagine Disney making a live action version of it.

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 Рік тому +11

      the shrek movie in itself is literally a diss on disney, but then again, disneys greed knows no bounds

    • @huntsman9316
      @huntsman9316 Рік тому +1

      There’s a famous play of it

    • @coralinejones8997
      @coralinejones8997 Рік тому

      u do know illumination is making a shrek reboot right😭

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla Рік тому

      they can't ever break the orge. 💚

    • @schemesthefox1255
      @schemesthefox1255 Рік тому +1

      Shrek the musical, that’s all I must say

  • @Aredein
    @Aredein Рік тому +50

    What's more disgusting about this movie, is that the Zemeckis directed it.
    What makes it disgusting:
    Disney Shutdown Imagemovers studio, which was founded by Zemeckis, which was actually trying to push forward CGI tech and art.
    It's especially ugly when we remember the recent Disney's Rescue Rangers 2022, where the movie itself tried imitating Zemeckis' "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", then also reference Zemeckis' CGI Imagemovers, claiming it was crap, and thinking they are better.
    I suppose Zemeckis is either tied up with contract to work for Disney, or that he just came directing it for a paycheck, without any sense of self-respect or pride. Either way, that's very disappointing to see such director's fall who made awesome and experimental movies to this...

    • @tmlawson751
      @tmlawson751 Рік тому +2

      stop giving Robert zemeckis opportunities, hollywood

    • @sillau9
      @sillau9 Рік тому +2

      @@tmlawson751 lol,don't blame Zemekis..blame Disney..duh

  • @0utlaw0
    @0utlaw0 Рік тому +13

    "I would put a bullet through my brain as soon as I saw this"
    4:37
    Same.
    Oh also when the good Pinocchio comes out you should make a video on it
    I already got a title for you: Pinocchio done right

  • @speedergeezer
    @speedergeezer Рік тому +30

    THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

  • @wendigomaneiro8892
    @wendigomaneiro8892 Рік тому +19

    1:36
    And when they run out of movies to remake, they're going to do remakes of the remakes

    • @z0w0z.
      @z0w0z. 10 місяців тому

      or part 5 of toys story

    • @wendigomaneiro8892
      @wendigomaneiro8892 10 місяців тому

      @@z0w0z. i swear i didnt mean to be hit with Apollo's "gift of prophesy" ball

  • @fireflyparker1584
    @fireflyparker1584 Рік тому +26

    I kept repeating “this is horrible” throughout the movie, and it even gotten to the point where I just wanted it to end already!

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Рік тому +1

      I felt something similiar. I usually am pretty forgiving of mediocre or average movies. I liked the Dumbo live-action, for example, but this movie? In the first half I struggled to keep watching. I genuinely felt less than entertained. Often I can be at least entertained by some weird scenes or whatever. But this movie was so bland in the first half. And the second half, eh, it picked up the pace at least.

  • @Castoryy
    @Castoryy Рік тому +15

    Let's face it, once Disney runs out of animated classics to remake. They're gonna remake the remakes.

    • @ladypool1404
      @ladypool1404 Рік тому +3

      Or they're gonna make live action movie of sequels like Peter pan 2, Cinderella 2, Tarzan 2 etc. Might as well do that when you are lazy and not creative anymore.

    • @vanderquakSP
      @vanderquakSP Рік тому +2

      Maybe when Disney runs out of animated classics to remake, they’ll remake their live-action classics, like 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Treasure Island, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The Strongest Man In The World, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, etc.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Рік тому +1

      Or they’re going to remake both Tarzan and Tarzan 2, while also turning them into a clunky, poorly written live action serial..

  • @roasdrubale9137
    @roasdrubale9137 Рік тому +8

    I think one of the biggest flaws amongst all the others of this movie is the morals.
    At least in the original movie they told you that lying was bad, and that drinking and smoking or other such things are bad, but like everything else they had to ruin those too.
    When Pinocchio is in the cage, he uses his long nose to reach the key and escape, and in pleasure island, kids are shown eating candy and drinking root beer. So basically the movie is just telling kids not to do kid-like things like eating candy, and also tells them to lie to their advantage.
    Such good morals Disney.

  • @SkYla416
    @SkYla416 Рік тому +9

    Bruh at this point Disney may actually stop making Disney remakes. I’ve gotten a Pinocchio 2022 hate video notifications every 3 hours since it came out 😂

  • @PunkRaider
    @PunkRaider Рік тому +8

    Tom Hanks will now visit you in your nightmares

  • @EgHasNoMaidens
    @EgHasNoMaidens Рік тому +4

    Me:so what inspired you to create a live action movie for Pinocchio?
    Disney:Money

  • @NekoToChiru
    @NekoToChiru Рік тому +17

    The best Pinocchio will for ever the one in Shrek no cap
    Pixar is carry as always

  • @Celtic1020
    @Celtic1020 Рік тому +5

    The one legit complaint I think there is now is that Pinocchio has no arc. He only lies so Jiminy cricket can save him.

  • @HerrDeutschBlood
    @HerrDeutschBlood Рік тому +7

    Disney should really stop banking so much on previously successful movies in their old animation line up all because of their belief that nostalgia sells. I mean, a person can only wear rose tinted glasses for so long without getting nauseous.

  • @samsparks151
    @samsparks151 Рік тому +8

    This is probably the 10th video essay about this movie I’ve seen bug I just can’t get enough of them

  • @badomens8465
    @badomens8465 Рік тому +9

    I'm more excited at the guillermo one cause as far as the trailer goes you could tell they made it from the heart and actually takes time to interpret how pinocchio should be

  • @dept1374
    @dept1374 Рік тому +5

    the point of live action is to turn the characters from the animated version, real. so, why can’t they at LEAST have a real FISH😭😭😭😭😭

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen Рік тому +4

    A good point I've seen a lot of reviews make on live action Pinnochio is the fact the main character learns NOTHING. He's already too good to be true, doesn't want to break the rules, isn't even tempted to do anything bad, he just gets carried away in his own movie.

  • @wrxynggo
    @wrxynggo Рік тому +4

    Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio is far by the best Pinocchio of this year, I don’t know how to explain, but it just is and I hope no one thinks otherwise.

  • @chewsdaym8
    @chewsdaym8 Рік тому +3

    2:26 dawg what 💀

  • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
    @elder-woodsilverstein7716 Рік тому +5

    One thing I will give the remake is this. it gave birth to a lot of internet reviews saying how good the original was. I feel like I have grown more appreciation for the original because of it. So, take that for what it is worth.

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 Рік тому +7

    6:56 even in the "good" there's plenty of bad. They removed all of the actually bad things from the movie. Smoking, beer, everything. The only thing they kept was billiards. The one thing that actually could have been updated. Since back in the day it was a gambling game, now its just a regular game for all ages.
    I mean literally just make it a slot machine instead, gets the point across better. I mean if they could somehow make it lootboxes it would actually teach a lesson but, kinda jarring. Dates the movie and all.

  • @notmyrealaccount4681
    @notmyrealaccount4681 Рік тому +5

    Disney forget why they were loved. It’s because they brought wonders, magic, and imagination. We used it to escape reality and now they’re trying to make it into something more realistic.

  • @Magical-N
    @Magical-N Рік тому +6

    Pinocchio's realistic wooden cgi lips are truly one of the VFX moments of all time

  • @avatarmary
    @avatarmary Рік тому +4

    so far no one is talking about how at the end when fantine says goodbye to pinocchio she and sabine talk at the same time which shouldn't be possible which means that something magic in pinocchio affected sabine and thus there is now a new magic puppet person in the movie verse

  • @upgradeninja7350
    @upgradeninja7350 Рік тому +5

    Finally! Someone mentions his eyes! They look so awful why can't they have more depth like where are his eye lids and and eyelashes

  • @canonogic
    @canonogic Рік тому +4

    You know what's ironic about all these "live action" remakes? It's that Disney are breaking their own genius animation rules (used to give life, movement and character) and aren't being translated into these films. They just end up giving us uninteresting, bland looking tat.

  • @BestChannelNever
    @BestChannelNever Рік тому

    SUPER excited for the long format stuff. Started watching you and Breadsword a long time ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. Love the content!

  • @abrador3327
    @abrador3327 Рік тому +2

    Nick just made this video so he can talk about how excited he is for the Guillermo del Toro version

  • @xXcabotajeXx
    @xXcabotajeXx Рік тому +2

    Thanks Nick, the adventures of Pinocchio was erased from my memory until this day.

  • @jowelltrejo8430
    @jowelltrejo8430 Рік тому +3

    mulan 2020 worst ramake ever
    but pinocchio 2022.................................

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 Рік тому +4

    Del Toro version is coming soon and I know it will be as magical as the original Disney Pinnochio

  • @mayonnaise3959
    @mayonnaise3959 Рік тому +3

    One thing I love about the trailers is that they couldn’t even be bothered to make there own theme for the movie. They just reused the basic Disney theme

  • @yomilover5371
    @yomilover5371 Рік тому +3

    You ever notice that Figaro is like a normal cat and in this world there's also a mansized homeless cat living on the streets makes you think how the mechanics of this world work. Like how you gonna have a normal cat then a homeless man cat later. What the hell?

  • @annastreetly4307
    @annastreetly4307 Рік тому +2

    i o think its hilarious that disney rushed out a live action remake to distract the world from del toro's movie and remind everyone that 'they did the story best' but instead they made a shit movie that tarnished their version and now the world is even more interested in the stop motion movie

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Рік тому

      It’s a Mel Brooks comedy scenario gone horribly wright!

  • @jeanmouloude
    @jeanmouloude Рік тому +4

    7:00 the entire point of this part of the movie was to BE offensive and uneasy to watch, seeing kids smoke, drink and turned into donkeys, it traumatised me man

  • @VaqueroCoyote
    @VaqueroCoyote Рік тому +6

    Seeing Tom Hanks playing an innocent old father figure type is worse when you remember he was one of Epstein's customers

  • @natnow1996
    @natnow1996 Рік тому +4

    I was so scared when Pinocchio was captured by a discord mod

  • @akdarwish3091
    @akdarwish3091 Рік тому +3

    Imagine Disney remaking a movie that's already remaked.

  • @Al0_Vera
    @Al0_Vera Рік тому +5

    Pleasure Island in the original is vastly superior lmao. The new one is definitely not a good change.

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt2000 Рік тому +4

    It’s almost like Disney wanted to do what The Last Airbender did. Only with the vast majority of their movies.

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Рік тому +5

    It's funny to see how quickly the rotten tomato critics turned on Live Action remakes as soon as there's one that isn't immediately connected to their childhoods. Better late than never, I guess, but I wish they were already on board with The Lion King so we could stop this shit sooner

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 Рік тому +1

      They were.
      Disney went with it anyway.

  • @maddiehalloway
    @maddiehalloway Рік тому +3

    Gotta love how every movie review I’ve seen for this remake has a reminder for Del Toro’s adaptation.
    Not complaining, I’m really looking forward to it 👍

  • @JustAnArrogantAlien
    @JustAnArrogantAlien Рік тому +3

    The 1940 version still holds up: plenty of heart, an endearing main character, and gorgeous animation. It has dark moments, yes, but that certainly isn’t a flaw. It’s worth a watch if you haven’t seen it.
    The remake mostly goes through the motions of the original. It reuses character designs, whether or not they translate well into 3D (they don’t). They add in extra fluff that bogs the plot down and even screws with the morals the original was going for. And, of course, it is uncanny as hell. Disgraceful.
    I would love for the Del Toro version to turn out good, but I have no hope for it. One, it’s Netflix; two, it’s been promoted as “politically charged.” No, thank you. I’ve had enough of Hollywood screaming about politics to last me four lifetimes.

  • @shimazmunshi6595
    @shimazmunshi6595 Рік тому +11

    Keep up the great work, your videos always make me laugh
    plus, are going to review the pinocchio a true story movie, that would funny.

  • @viccolasvic9461
    @viccolasvic9461 Рік тому +4

    Im so mad that they completely got rid of the underwater scene like just him skimming the top of the water has no visual interest

  • @keatonkeyesbutfunnyYT
    @keatonkeyesbutfunnyYT Рік тому +1

    4:39
    This had me on the floor laughing😂

  • @DianaKotzinMusic
    @DianaKotzinMusic Рік тому +4

    My first ad on this was from Disney+. Chillingly poetic

  • @tannerp.4996
    @tannerp.4996 Рік тому +7

    Many actually like the remakes for Cinderella and Jungle Book

  • @zachlarson7130
    @zachlarson7130 Рік тому +2

    We want another high school musical video

  • @Red-jl1qr
    @Red-jl1qr Рік тому +6

    I don't know if this males sense, but the whole movie, Pinocchio looked more like an "it" rather than a "he"

  • @zenzibear
    @zenzibear Рік тому +4

    The best version of Pinocchio is the one in the Shrek franchise.

  • @alienatedpoet1766
    @alienatedpoet1766 Рік тому +3

    The only one I've seen like the live action movies is my grandmother. Who really doesn't have much taste in movies. She doesn't like many of them, thinking they are dumb. But if they are remotely cute, she loves them no matter how flawed. It kind of bugs me because I'm a writer and I'm thinking "I love you grammy, but please stop watching this, you're part of the reason these keep getting made..."

  • @ImperiumMagistrate
    @ImperiumMagistrate Рік тому +2

    The original Pinocchio story was way creepier

  • @StarWarsHour
    @StarWarsHour Рік тому +8

    As soon as they remake Snow White, it will end

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Рік тому +4

      It probably won’t.

    • @thecrypticomen
      @thecrypticomen Рік тому +2

      @@chasehedges6775 Then they start remaking the horrible sequels 😭

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Рік тому

      @@thecrypticomen The Disney Sequels weren’t all bad. The ones that were…. yeah.

    • @StarWarsHour
      @StarWarsHour Рік тому +2

      @@chasehedges6775 it will start with the first one they ever made. Frick it. They might start with their animated short plane crazy. (Mickeys Introduction)

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Рік тому +2

      @@StarWarsHour I am filled with dread

  • @kolbydaniels4107
    @kolbydaniels4107 Рік тому

    Just started watching ur videos and just wanted to say that they r good and I like them

  • @jamaribonnett4699
    @jamaribonnett4699 Рік тому +7

    This....was definitely a remake. 😐

  • @chisa_xenofluf
    @chisa_xenofluf Рік тому +5

    Im really curious about the Guillermo del Toro one to be honest !

  • @Andy_Sgouros
    @Andy_Sgouros Рік тому +3

    NO TOM HANKS IS GREAT IN ANYTHING AND YOU Shouldn't BE SICK OF HIM YOU ........

  • @dfox6222
    @dfox6222 Рік тому +1

    Live action Geppetto looks like he’s playing with a Fushigi ball when he holds cgi Figaro

  • @mikigirl18
    @mikigirl18 Рік тому +2

    In the original book, Pinocchio was a little psychopath...

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon Рік тому +7

    I liked both Maleficent movies and I think that the live-action version of The Lady and The Tramp is a little better than the animation.
    Yep, I said it.

    • @myaedelman
      @myaedelman Рік тому +3

      Same Maleficent actually tried to do something new.

    • @tototats16
      @tototats16 Рік тому +3

      What did you like about the live-action Lady and the Tramp? I thought it wasn't as good as the original.

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Рік тому +3

      Excuse me, when TF did this happen?

    • @RodrickMarsMoon
      @RodrickMarsMoon Рік тому +1

      @@tototats16 A more focus on the dog's owners, a deeper characterization of the woman who got Lady on Christmas, Tramp's past being showed and kinda setting up deeper lays for that conversation he has with his son, in case Disney do a remake of the sequel...
      The live-action remake basically kept almost everything from the original animation and put more content in it, as all adaptations/remakes should be 🤗.

    • @RodrickMarsMoon
      @RodrickMarsMoon Рік тому

      @@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 This what 🤔?

  • @WaddleDee105
    @WaddleDee105 Рік тому

    I was legitimately floored when you said "We're 40 minutes in"
    Also, I have no idea how the concept "wooden puppet boy comes to life" can be considered anything but terrifying.

    • @hex0578
      @hex0578 Рік тому +1

      I strongly reccomend the del toro Pinocchio if you want "terrifying" - they really play with the creepiness factor of a wooden doll coming to life with the soul of a young boy, made even creepier by how crude the design of Pinocchio is

  • @bloopahVIII
    @bloopahVIII Рік тому +1

    7:11 bruh did the whale eat blue lava lamps
    why does it look more like a sauna than fishy insides

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 Рік тому +2

    the only good thing about this movie is that it perfectly lived up to my expectations as a soulless, unoriginal cash grab

  • @katherinemadden5856
    @katherinemadden5856 Рік тому +2

    People keep saying how good it is that there isn’t smoking in this one but isn’t the whole point that smoking and drinking and gambling is bad? Like candy and root beer isn’t bad