I watched the full trailer. It's all like that. Every single actor sounds dead inside, the animation is wretched, and the humor is stupid. It's going to be a *terrible* movie
@@calebleach7988 I completely agree with you on all fronts except for one, sorry. Tom Kenny (Geppetto) is the only one who tries to give his character life, despite the bad writing he's been given. You may recognise him in many roles, most notably as Spyro, Spongebob and Ice King where it's obvious the guy can act and is good with voices. I'm sorry, but I had to defend the one guy I know would actually try. Otherwise, yes, completely agreed, the whole thing looks positively scuffed and unfinished. It feels like I'm watching a half-a**ed kid's program with no budget.
I was watching this at school and the whole trailer I was trying not to die after literally replaying ever two seconds. But until the end when it said the "based on a true story" stuff, I almost dropped my computer and fell to the ground laughing from the utter chaos I'd just witnessed.
Pinocchio: There are no strings on me! Pinocchio in Russia: На мне нет нити! Pinocchio in England: There are no thin appendages attached to my physical form! Pinocchio in Oregon:
well it's not actually the Pinocchio that we know, it's based off of an old Russian soviet fairy tale called Buratino, it's a completely and entirely different story, why they called him Pinocchio- i have no idea.
I made it through the whole trailer without laughing until it ended with “Pinocchio a true story” I spit my drink out they really gonna say a talking puppet turning into a boy is a true story Lmao
@@doseofrisher1162 No dude, the story was written and published on an italian newspaper, it ended with pinocchio being killed but the people hated the ending, so the author continued it and released it in a book
@@erieriderschillingcorner1595 Still, Leonardo is more serious than Michelangelo. The latter is the "sillier" one. And of course, that TMNT joke fell completely flat.
To be on my OooWWNNnnn... The voice acting is impeccable, I'm in tears.....from laughing so hard. What were they thinking? Have a feeling a lot of people will be watching this just to have a laugh. XD Movie ain't come out yet and it's already a laughingstock.
I’m confused, are they making 3 Pinocchio Movies? They’re making a Disney Remake One, then a horror one from Guillermo Del Toro on I believe Netflix, and then this. Why is Pinocchio so big right now?
one hes straight the other one hes gay af😑cartoons these days just keep forcing older and nostalgic characters sexuality and gender. at least create a new character
"Okay, so I wanna make this movie adaptation on Pinocchio" "But Disney already did that." "Yeah, but here's the thing." "Yeah" "Our Pinocchio sounds painfully gay"
Pauly Shore: **Wakes up** “What a beautiful day in 2022! What could possibly go wrong?” **Checks his computer and sees a trailer for a movie he casted in 10 years ago** Pauly Shore: “Oh God.. I didn’t think it would actually get released.”
If you watch the trailer, it sounds like everyone recorded their lines at home and then sent them in to be hastily stitched together by the production crew. It’s just really disjointed and sounds like a Zoom call
He was wondering why they made another Pinnochio movie, they made this because in Russia, we don't have one and the movie was originally supposed to be a Russian film, juts clearing that out for if yall confused
Y'know what, the only reason why i'm gonna get the movie on DVD is to laugh my balls throughout the whole damn movie. I can already tell that this movie is gonna do well for it's potential for memes and not for it's potential of having a good story.
We already have the Disney animated Pinocchio, we even had a live action adaptation back in the 90s with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, probably some other low budget animated bootleg movies, then the Pinocchio with Roberto Benigni, now there's this Disney remake and now a Lionsgate Pinocchio?
The fact that the only thing really wooden about him is his voice. And then with a voice like ✨that✨ theyre gonna tell me he has a female love interest.
All jokes aside, the movie is obviously gonna be bad but Pinocchio really needs a new voice actor. His current voice just sounds too old, maybe choose a younger one. Edit: Just noticed good actors are in the movie, and one of them is Tom Kenny, which honestly surprised me. But I know this isn't the first time that good actors have been in a bad movie.
@@serenegenerally yeah and apparently it was a terrifying experience for him. He had to record his lines in a run down apartment building in the bad part of town then paid out of his own pocket to leave
Good, I'm glad that there are others out there that feel the same as I do, the Classics are Classics because they are of the highest quality, they remain because they have staying power, continuous entertainment value that does not depreciate. All of Disney's Original animation needs to be kept without remakes.
I didnt think id ever see an official movie making company make a trailer for a movie this bad. The animations, the drawing, the voice acting and character lines, everythings about the 10 seconds iv seen of this trailer, makes me lose hope.
You're laughing.
He wants to leave to be on his OWN💅 and You're laughing.
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Your comment made me laugh harder, holy cow! 😂😂😂
That comment actually made me laugh lmao
The trailer though… man I was just staring at it with disbelief ಠ_ಠ I couldn‘t even comprehend what I saw.
I am. And I'm tired of pretending I'm not.
No, he wants to leave to be on his ownnnnn.
he doesn't even look like a puppet he's just a normal guy with a wood texture
Well that’s because all the wood went to the voice performance in this trailer
@@Dgero All the wood went into Pinocchio alright, but not his voice if you catch my drift
@@Commenter839 Could be both
@@Commenter839 Ah, I was wondering why his nose didn’t grow
He likes the texture of wood
I was hoping for pinocchio to say "Daddy" instead of "Father"
Noooo 😭🤣😂
OMG ME TOO.
Pinocchio: _"daddy, when can I leave to be on my ooown?"_
@@akemi566 LMFAO
Well there’s a new clip where he does and it’s so bad 😭 like if you watch that there’s no way this wasn’t intentional LMAO
@@ozzo1121 send the link, send send send.
Pinocchio’s voice acting makes the Squid Game eng dub look like a masterpiece
💀
I’m pretty sure the only thing wooden about this Pinocchio is his acting
That's not the only thing wooden about him 😏
Would never thought that you would comment here, But love ur vids
The way Pinocchio says “Father when can I leave to be in my own” is so sus…
@@pottypilot ba-dun tss 🥁
OH SHIT
Im surprised his father didnt flip when he heard Pinocchios voice, that is the true magic.
Deep down, Pinocchio is just a gen z kid possessing's a puppets body.
@@pSYChedits0 oh GOD-
Why would he flip
Cuz he's an understanding dad who doesn't judge his kids. Lmaoo
1:12 That 4 second pause after hearing Pinocchio 😂😂😂
I just cant breathe
“Father when can I leave to be on my ownnn ✨✨✨💅💅💅💅💅🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 i got the whole world to see”
worldussy
"I've got the whole worldussy"
*worldtussy
*worldussy*
World bussy
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT PINOCCHIO ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE THAT WTF
IKR, THE SOUND WAS LIKE TRENDING AND I THOUGHT IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH PINOCCHIO BUT REALIZING THAT HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT I SPIT MY WATER OUT
WHY YOU GUYS YELLING???
@@rachmatzulfiqar SO THEY CAN TALK WITH MORE EMOTION THAN PINOCCHIO
ME TOO😭
SAME YALL CANNOT MAKE THAT UP😩😩
The fact that Pinocchio had that voice made the whole movie a living circus/ laughing stock
Pinocchio coming out;
- He's into hardwood.
@@fredriks5090 LMAO 🤣
I watched the full trailer. It's all like that. Every single actor sounds dead inside, the animation is wretched, and the humor is stupid. It's going to be a *terrible* movie
Pinocchio really sounds like a 13 year old begging twitter boy
@@calebleach7988 I completely agree with you on all fronts except for one, sorry. Tom Kenny (Geppetto) is the only one who tries to give his character life, despite the bad writing he's been given. You may recognise him in many roles, most notably as Spyro, Spongebob and Ice King where it's obvious the guy can act and is good with voices. I'm sorry, but I had to defend the one guy I know would actually try.
Otherwise, yes, completely agreed, the whole thing looks positively scuffed and unfinished. It feels like I'm watching a half-a**ed kid's program with no budget.
The pause silence after he heard the voice makes it more funnier 🤣
I was watching this at school and the whole trailer I was trying not to die after literally replaying ever two seconds. But until the end when it said the "based on a true story" stuff, I almost dropped my computer and fell to the ground laughing from the utter chaos I'd just witnessed.
Pinnochio’s voice makes him sound like the type of person to complain about the free breadsticks at Olive Garden
Fr, Olive Garden breadsticks slap
seriously who in the world doesnt like that bread its amazing
🎶"Come on down to the olive garden and get your free breadsticks"🎶 - vanoss crew
Funny seeing this comment since I just had Olive Garden
no they yaasafined him
When he said, "Father, when can I leave to be on my ooowwn? 💅" I felt that
Omaah gawd giiiirl I know exactly what you're trying to say 💅
@@fireplant4769 😆😂🤣
@@fireplant4769 🤣🤣
why is it so terrriybleee
"I'm straight" 🤥
1:18 THAT COUNTS AS LAUGHING. Lol I can hear it behind the question.. I know your cheeks are burning already!!!!
0:45 I was so afraid you’d stop here and never reach the fruity gold
The VA for Pinocchio isn't even trying. That is the most emotionless acting I've ever heard
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@Sirilan Rain Jeneil "father when can i leave to be on my ownnuhh 💅💅"
He’s probably gay.
@@mansionbookerstudios9629 shut up
He sounds very Tommy Wiseua esque
Oh my god, Pinocchio sounds like
“YAAAAAAAS QUEEEN”
junko
he’s been yassified 😭😭
"He'd grow to be a turtle who only cares about pizza" naw bro did tmnt dirty 💀
"Father."
"When can I leave to be on my owwnnnn" 💅 💅
"I got the whole world to see" 😩😩😩😩
That "oWn" is too whiny enough to make me laugh and end the video.
Lmao that was the q to end 😂
Fr I thought that was the guy reacting to the trailer at first speaking
Pinocchio's voice sounds like someone whining constantly
Yes wtf
It sounds really gay
He just sounds fruity
side effects from yasss pills
That is Pauly Shore though
bro has the whole worldbussy
Pinocchio: There are no strings on me!
Pinocchio in Russia: На мне нет нити!
Pinocchio in England: There are no thin appendages attached to my physical form!
Pinocchio in Oregon:
i love the fact that he doesn't even fucking look like a puppet
He is a replicant
Just a human with wood texture lol
Lol I didn't even realize it was Pinocchio when the commerical came on until they said his name
well it's not actually the Pinocchio that we know, it's based off of an old Russian soviet fairy tale called Buratino, it's a completely and entirely different story, why they called him Pinocchio- i have no idea.
@@hermi1-kenobi455 he's still supposed to be a puppet tho, right?
I made it through the whole trailer without laughing until it ended with “Pinocchio a true story” I spit my drink out they really gonna say a talking puppet turning into a boy is a true story Lmao
Wasn’t it based on a true story about a kid being kidnapped and sold into human trafficking. I hope that’s not what their talking about
True story lmaoo
@@doseofrisher1162 No dude, the story was written and published on an italian newspaper, it ended with pinocchio being killed but the people hated the ending, so the author continued it and released it in a book
Thought the true story would be the coming out lmao
I think that's just a pun about him lying, and the whole nose thing, etc.
When he said "father, when can I leave to be on my ownn"
I felt that
The sheer disbelief in your voice is amazing
As soon as it got to his voice I could tell this was gonna be horrible.
Yet hilarious
voice acting even sound lazy af man
Father, when can I leave to be on my o0O0ounn?
@@Ai.Mi_5-25 when can i leave to be on my œwn
Boy sounds like he's straight up from California.
I swear this movie will be a major success just because of the meme factor.
Lmao
Or it’ll be like Spider-Man 3 and everyone will hate it until 15 years later
2 weeks and the internets already destroying it. Can’t wait for this to be the next bee movie.
they know whats up
@@yejiluvrr hoodwinked too
I'd give Pauly Shore some credit, because he is being a great sport about all the ridicule. I respect it.
Okay as a major TMNT fan the Leonardo part actually killed me 😂
Wouldn't "the turtle who only cares about pizza" be Michelangelo, not Lenoardo?
@@cameronbosch1213 It would be any of the 4.
@@cameronbosch1213 all of em are obsessed with pizza.
@@erieriderschillingcorner1595 Still, Leonardo is more serious than Michelangelo. The latter is the "sillier" one.
And of course, that TMNT joke fell completely flat.
To be on my OooWWNNnnn...
The voice acting is impeccable, I'm in tears.....from laughing so hard. What were they thinking? Have a feeling a lot of people will be watching this just to have a laugh. XD Movie ain't come out yet and it's already a laughingstock.
alcohol makes the movie better
Lionsgate made a tiktok about the voice actor they know what they did haha
@@crowmaster9652 I heard actually being dead makes it better.
As Italian, I can confirm he said "Pinocchio" really well
Pinuchiou😂
Yea ahahahaha concordo
Italians mentioning they are italians for the 3000th time (did he forget to mention he is italian?)
@@ilovekendrickilovekendrick2962 ?
@@ilovekendrickilovekendrick2962 BTW I'm Italian
1:03 the moment I saw this guy I thought he was Dumbledore from Harry Potter
"I did not tell a lie, I did not, it's bullshit I did nawt"
"Oh hi Jimminy"
"If you get hit, Your voice gets more bass boosted"
-Any Bullet Hell Game
Si
Touhou especially hahaha
TOUHOU
Omg is touhou
Touhou lolk 🗿
The fact that the voice actor was on the horrendous “cats” make it wayyyyy funnier 😂😂😂
No he wasn’t?
His voice actor is Pauly Shore
@@sonicfangal2000 Yup He also voiced Bobby Zimuruski from the Goofy Movies.
@@AdarNasiykh Yeah, he was also on Encino Man
He wasn't tho
His voice is literally the reason why I watched the movie- (I laughed so hard everytime he started talking)💀💀
0:21 that second video there was already having me holding in my laughing..
Oh god, they made it a movie
Yee
100th like well done ✅ boy
Technically it already has a movie XD
Like.. 50 years ago i believe?
@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia or yeah I meant like it being 3D
It was already a movie but they remade it...
Great........
His voice went from no emotion to really fruity in the matter of a second. Wow
bro you really dont need to throw out derogetory terms just because you don't like the VA
@@breadbin4833 fruity is a descriptive term for a more feminine sounding voice. If i said he sounded gay, that'd be different
@@TB_3300 its a derogatory term for gay men, dude.
@@breadbin4833 I've known gay men that use the term. It's clearly not as offensive to most
@@TB_3300 that's because they're gay men saying it.
1:21 he so laughed
This was such a sweet video, very authentic reaction, I started laughing with you ahaha
The dislikes has actually surpassed the likes for this trailer, everyone just hates it
I mean when it looks like Dream Mask 2.0, it isn't a surprise.
What Dislikes we can’t see anything
@@reggyjohnson9083 I think they have the version where they can see the dislikes still.
@@reggyjohnson9083 they have dislike extension
@@CompactStarOSM how do
You get that?
I’m confused, are they making 3 Pinocchio Movies? They’re making a Disney Remake One, then a horror one from Guillermo Del Toro on I believe Netflix, and then this. Why is Pinocchio so big right now?
@Calros Magaña yes. The style looks amazing. The del toro one that is.
And a game, Lies Of P. Kinda like Bloodborne style
Toro has been planning his movie for years and Disney is doing a remake to hold onto the ip and lionsgate is doing a movie to ride the hype train
@@HELLO_KORO oh. Yeah the del toro one looks like the only one that’s going to be great. The art style looks incredible!
one hes straight the other one hes gay af😑cartoons these days just keep forcing older and nostalgic characters sexuality and gender. at least create a new character
I made it without laughing but the “father when can i be on my ownnnn i got the whole world to seee”
I almost lost it.
"Father, when can leave to be on my own?"
"Number 15. Burger king foot lettuce."
same energy
I fucking lost it at "Father, when can i leave to live on my ouąąąn?"
What's the best in your comment is that ą actually makes the sound like the english "ouw", congrats you got it Pinocchio perfectly 💅
Ouąąąn 😫💅
@Sushi Studios IMFAOO
Can't blame him that he didn't believe that was actually his voice 😆
I did not watch this man for over a year and I'm surprised he still has the same outro and intro
Fun fact: Lionsgate THEMSELVES SAID THEY YASSIFIED HIM 💀
WHAT 💀💀💀
They’re jumping on the trend for profit, aren’t they?
@@terrizoop3739 yeah, but it’s pretty humorous
@@jell-o7649 true
I heard people said on their TikTok they also said he's fruity
“If you fail to meet expectations five times, you draw yourself as a monster”
-Going Under: Internships are Heck
Im assuming youve played the game so... is it good? I love myself a good roguelike.
@@Necroa it’s really good, the combats are fun, the bosses are challenging, it has a good story, good humor, a great soundtrack, a nice art style
@@ShotHappens2007 how many times did you suggest this already?
@@Someone..................... probably over 70
@@ShotHappens2007 yeah i see this coment on almost every video
The sparkling star wooshing while hearing the dude saying a TMNT reference was funny as hell
💅“Faather, when can I leave to be on my OOoOoOoOooOOoown”💅
"Okay, so I wanna make this movie adaptation on Pinocchio"
"But Disney already did that."
"Yeah, but here's the thing."
"Yeah"
"Our Pinocchio sounds painfully gay"
I was gonna say he sounds like that one girl from Big Mouth, lol
@@scrapfox3695 Lola?
@@joelle4226
Yes, that's the one!! Thank you, almost forgot her name!!
Edit: it was like my brain tried to make her disappear like Jay tried
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm from Russia and our company (I literally don't know their name...) have done this cringe... I can't,,,
I can't believe they made him straight after giving him that voice
"Father? 😩 When can I leave to be on my OWNNN?? 💅✨"
they made him sound so fruity😭😭
1:14 you know he's stifling his laughter
Fun fact: the creator of pinnochio created the character to show how much he hates children.
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@@mansionbookerstudios9629 shut up
I mean the original story is hella dark so that makes sense
Which one?
@@thejester5690 the guy who wrote the first book.
“Father When Can I Leave To Be On My OwnNnNn” *shakes hands cutely* *TEEHEE*
Pauly Shore: **Wakes up** “What a beautiful day in 2022! What could possibly go wrong?”
**Checks his computer and sees a trailer for a movie he casted in 10 years ago**
Pauly Shore: “Oh God.. I didn’t think it would actually get released.”
Wow you can really tell they spent months researching the best comedic lines for this
Every movie has their jokes that fall flat, but somehow this one joke tells you everything you need to know about this movie
@@eliben4066 Tells me the movie *is* the joke
Why does Pinocchio sound like a mixture of Squidward and the Pinocchio from the Phoenix games? I don’t know if that’s just me.
He sounds like flamboyant gay voice actor
Aka gay voice
Impressed by the Phoenix Games reference.
Yassified
He sounds like Tommy Wiseau, "I did not hit her, I did nahht. Oh hi Mark."
“When can I be on my own💅?” That emoji popped in my head
Its still better than the Disney remake
Fr
If you watch the trailer, it sounds like everyone recorded their lines at home and then sent them in to be hastily stitched together by the production crew. It’s just really disjointed and sounds like a Zoom call
Oh well maybe someone had covid
@@smal5504 Probably. Though they should have delayed production if that's the case because this is horrible
The fact they care about covid more than their own movie Imao
@@Mini-wd7qz health>a movie that's probably gonna go downhill
@@chiliibami9666 yep
The cackle I let out when his voice quivered trying not to laugh
*"father, when can i leave to be on my oOoown? i've got the whole world to see"*
He was wondering why they made another Pinnochio movie, they made this because in Russia, we don't have one and the movie was originally supposed to be a Russian film, juts clearing that out for if yall confused
Y'know what, the only reason why i'm gonna get the movie on DVD is to laugh my balls throughout the whole damn movie. I can already tell that this movie is gonna do well for it's potential for memes and not for it's potential of having a good story.
Model 10/10
Animation 10/10
Voice acting sus/10
Plot 1/69
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@@mansionbookerstudios9629 shut up
1:15 - 1:21
"is that actually his voice...?"
"y-y-y-you're trolling, right?"
"father when can i leave to be on my oWWWwn? 💅 I have the whole ✨WOLRDUSSY✨"- Pinnochio
The voice caught me incredibly off guard, now I understand all the jokes in the comments
"If you get a wrong answer, you change of game" -the professor Layton series.
We already have the Disney animated Pinocchio, we even had a live action adaptation back in the 90s with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, probably some other low budget animated bootleg movies, then the Pinocchio with Roberto Benigni, now there's this Disney remake and now a Lionsgate Pinocchio?
Pinocchio: “He’s just my roommate” 🤥
"If you kill an enemy, the resolution gets better"
- The Binding of Isaac
You like the binding of Isaac?
@@MsCindyrich *Y E S*
@@MrKoteha some day you will get him :)
@@MsCindyrich yez
Don't laugh, his voice is exactly how my voice sounds like when I speak english
You need to take elocution classes
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@@lupo5004 I found a brazilian
Just because of the way you laugh
KKKKKKKKKKOHMAN
@@spacecat7451 ala
If you laugh, the video ends.
YTP We Talked About Bruno.
-TheStarFishy
I already knew that even in the beginning you would make it
The fact that the only thing really wooden about him is his voice. And then with a voice like ✨that✨ theyre gonna tell me he has a female love interest.
I have met several straight guys that are on the more ✨feminine✨ side.
That girl also I think is his sister in the original tale….
@@s4ndr3x98 Same but the voice is still funny coming from a child puppet
@@Kalani_Saiko that I can agree with.
@@s4ndr3x98 Like Arin Hanson
Probably one of the top 3 best Pinocchio movies of 2022.
Subbed! I love it
All jokes aside, the movie is obviously gonna be bad but Pinocchio really needs a new voice actor. His current voice just sounds too old, maybe choose a younger one.
Edit: Just noticed good actors are in the movie, and one of them is Tom Kenny, which honestly surprised me. But I know this isn't the first time that good actors have been in a bad movie.
I agree: Pinocchio sounds like a robot.
Tom Kenny was in elf bowling lmfao
@@serenegenerally yeah and apparently it was a terrifying experience for him. He had to record his lines in a run down apartment building in the bad part of town then paid out of his own pocket to leave
Usually good actors are in bad movies
He sounds OLD? Sure... old is the word totally, nothing else. -
I can’t unhear “I’ve got the whole worldussy”
Holy heckin heck no 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
The video freaking ended right before the meme. DAMN.
Good, I'm glad that there are others out there that feel the same as I do, the Classics are Classics because they are of the highest quality, they remain because they have staying power, continuous entertainment value that does not depreciate. All of Disney's Original animation needs to be kept without remakes.
I saw this in a meme compilation, Pinocchio's voice is the funniest thing on the planet
When I first saw this as a short clip I thought it was like a meme and somebody did a voice over. Completely shocked that's the real thing
I saw it on Reddit, and thought someone did a voice-over. I went to YT to confirm, and I died laughing.
@@cmaej28 lmao, I saw it on insta and had to check here too, it's a mad world, mad.
Not to mention they cut out most of the actual story and made it like a Disney princess movie.
That is literally the exact same spot I died.
"father, when can i leave to be on my ownnnnn 😩😩😩"
I didnt think id ever see an official movie making company make a trailer for a movie this bad. The animations, the drawing, the voice acting and character lines, everythings about the 10 seconds iv seen of this trailer, makes me lose hope.
the pause and then the stretch of silence really made it funnier
This was in my local cinema called cineworld😂😂😂
i don't even think his nose grows when he lies in this movie 💀
Bruh
Really makes you appreciate the jaw dropping graphics in movies like Ice Age