The Worst Guide To Oxygen Not Included

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  • @connorconquers
    @connorconquers  Рік тому +532

    Hey all! It's been a little over half a year since I posted this and it's gotten way more views than I ever could have anticipated. I legit expected maybe a thousand max. I've changed the title to avoid confusion with KilianExperience's Garbage Guide series. He's a big inspiration for me and I never wanted it to look like I was trying to capitalize on his series.

    • @mastershake11434
      @mastershake11434 11 місяців тому +15

      I actually just got into ONI yesterday so this is perfect timing!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  11 місяців тому +29

      @@mastershake11434 It's a wonderful game and don't get discouraged by the steep learning curve. I can't recommend Francis John's long plays highly enough for a good look at how to be ACTUALLY good at the game. Everyone else I mention has amazing tutiroals as well and I've heard great things about EchoRidgeGaming as well.

    • @muso9583
      @muso9583 11 місяців тому +1

      Hi

    • @Octoyaxiii
      @Octoyaxiii 11 місяців тому +8

      When people ask me why i play ONI for so many hours at a time, i send them this video. You've captured it so perfectly. There aren't many funny videos for this game either (i love the guides and binge them don't get me wrong) so this is a real treat. Thank you so much

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@OctoyaxiiiThank you that's so kind of you to say!

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Рік тому +963

    "Oxygen not included is like sonic in water but it's pee"
    So true

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +93

      "How can we make stress fun?"
      - Klei Entertainment, probably.

    • @cheez9215
      @cheez9215 4 місяці тому +11

      @@connorconquers don't starve is another example of stress made fun, and it's also made by klei so yeah, there's a good chance they did ask themselves this question at some point lol

  • @GCFungus
    @GCFungus Рік тому +1491

    This is a great video, well edited and very funny! Just to clarify too, making dupe torture chambers to collect pee, vomit and tears is not a mandatory element of ONI... Also appreciate the shout-out even though you didn't want to record more audio (I get that feeling!).

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +180

      Thank you! And you're absolutely correct. We should be nice to our dupes. I'll be the first to admit I've save scummed to avoid deaths. I was originally going to showcase a sour gas boiler instead but I didn't want to scare people away from the game hahaha.

    • @merquise8137
      @merquise8137 Рік тому +50

      Regolith / Rust melters scare me, and I have 2k hours in this game. lol

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +97

      @@merquise8137 "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman Рік тому +19

      Where is that flow chart from. I must have it!
      Says the over fixated internet nerd. :)

    • @TheGalifrey
      @TheGalifrey Рік тому +1

      @@merquise8137 Checkout my Regolith Melter build ua-cam.com/video/AIYqnH80xU0/v-deo.html

  • @csdgay
    @csdgay Рік тому +2504

    "just like a linux developer with a collection of programming socks, knowing how to transition is important" and i immediately hit subscribe

    • @wana2dmaxmax233
      @wana2dmaxmax233 11 місяців тому +63

      Such a raw line 😂

    • @desantiaxion
      @desantiaxion 11 місяців тому +36

      Gamer girl BO😂my fave line

    • @alexreadsthings5677
      @alexreadsthings5677 10 місяців тому +32

      Subbed because of horrifying rule zero break. After I beat factorio, this is my next focal point.

    • @halftimedeus8871
      @halftimedeus8871 9 місяців тому +16

      I fucking died at that line omg

    • @Mihnhim
      @Mihnhim 8 місяців тому +16

      Fembois incomin 🤣🤩

  • @sanjeevsinghrajput5593
    @sanjeevsinghrajput5593 Рік тому +29

    Finally, some use for all the Theormodynamics and Mechanics I studied for years

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +12

      "What if we made a game for bored engineers?"
      - Klei, I guess

  • @Averssem
    @Averssem Рік тому +778

    This 100% should be a series. I would love to watch garbage guides of other games.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +76

      I've got a few ideas for some other ones but I'm still trying to figure out what to do next.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +91

      Aslo I 100% stole this concept from @KilianExperience so check out the OG garbage guide creator.

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 Рік тому +2

      @@connorconquers noita.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +21

      @@cursedgamer2778 I don't think I could top Albino's Noita video. I do LOVE Noita tho. I play it on stream with twitch spawns sometimes (shameless plug)

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 Рік тому

      @@connorconquers fine, drug dealer simulator

  • @halo007Mex
    @halo007Mex Рік тому +294

    "shine Bugs just stress everyone trying to sleep so we relocate them "
    -oh great me too c: . To the great Hall to improve morale? or close to a machine to improve speed?? :3
    -"To the afterlife"
    -. D:

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +57

      A goal of mine for a future base is to have every shine bug evolution to atone for this sin.

    • @merquise8137
      @merquise8137 Рік тому

      Murderers! You can store them in your water treatment plant (in DLC). The radiation they emit kills germs. 😢

  • @andrewplehn4805
    @andrewplehn4805 Рік тому +467

    This is fantastic. My 1000+ hour ONI experience summed up in one video. I loved that you put in so many clips from the animated shorts. It really added to the viewing experience.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +35

      Like I said, the shorts are too good NOT to use.

    • @lawrencered7850
      @lawrencered7850 Рік тому +4

      Just went out and watched all the shorts today, you have no idea the delight I felt seeing them in the video.

    • @rrnk235
      @rrnk235 Рік тому +1

      1000 hrs you say teach me to play without sandbox 😂

    • @elementkingaming1947
      @elementkingaming1947 Рік тому +3

      I have 1000+ hours on Oxygen Not Included but I still haven't even made it past space yet. I keep dying before or after launching my first rocket and keep running into new problems I have to solve

  • @ClingyParasite
    @ClingyParasite Рік тому +339

    "You poor sexy moron!" Compliment and insult mixed with lukewarm hostility, i love it xD

    • @maulmemes
      @maulmemes 5 місяців тому +4

      Lukewarm, kind of like piss.

  • @danbance5799
    @danbance5799 Рік тому +292

    The physics on this urination simulator are to die for. 10/10.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +36

      I can only hope to strive for this level of realism in my own games.

    • @mortache
      @mortache Рік тому +8

      don't forget the intern tears

  • @smohnjith7893
    @smohnjith7893 Рік тому +83

    This video actually really helped me get over my start-over-itis and push into mid-late game. I'm way too perfectionist, wanting long term solutions to every problem before moving on even though a "short term" solution can last at least 100 cycles, long enough to use the advantages conferred by the new expansion to actually do something

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +18

      I think almost every player runs into something like that at some point. I know I did. It wasn't until my 3rd or 4th base where I just kept pushing past issues and learning to kinda vibe in the chaos that I finally beat the game. Glad you kept at it, because beating this game feels so earned in the end.

    • @whydoyouwantthis5711
      @whydoyouwantthis5711 Рік тому +3

      I feel this so much and it confuses me because normally I am the genius who reigns over chaos, but the moment I play ONI EVERYTHING has to be perfect

    • @mochabear6546
      @mochabear6546 6 місяців тому +2

      @@whydoyouwantthis5711 Because you see your base as a reflection of you, the genius, and the problems that come up as the chaos? Cut yourself some slack on how you cope with the chaos, the Oxygen’s Not even Included! sorry😬

    • @LouLou-rr7kq
      @LouLou-rr7kq 2 місяці тому

      😊​@@connorconquers

  • @randysterbentz5599
    @randysterbentz5599 7 місяців тому +21

    10:50 This mentality is what I need for any sandbox-like game I play. I always want to perfect an idea I have on first pass, so I'll work really hard at it, overcome hurdle after hurdle, but inevitably run into one I can't overcome... and that's it. My project never gets complete, or I shelve the game for something more interesting. Being able to work without perfection is a great way to extend the life of a project and bring some level of completion to it.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  7 місяців тому +3

      Getting past that mental block of "it has to be right," is a massive part of these types of games and in life. I always try to remind myself when faced with any problem be it in a game or in my profession, "If it works and its stupid, it isn't stupid."

  • @yokona_a
    @yokona_a Рік тому +135

    "What are vomit and diarrhea if not just future drinkable water?" truly words to live by. ONI has consumed my life once again and I'm glad I came by this brilliant video. You're a psychopath, sir, and a damn entertaining one at that. Subscribed!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +10

      I actually love my dupes and want them to be happy... I just like to know I have options.

  • @SparkyMuffins
    @SparkyMuffins Рік тому +262

    I now want to dedicate my life to mastering this game, but I'm already stressed prior to installation. Also your meme references are on point

    • @nathanpieper3859
      @nathanpieper3859 Рік тому +17

      Don’t worry, you are probably going to lose your first few attempts, but it is very fun. Good luck!

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic Рік тому +3

      Same here too. The game looks delightful. I need something new, because I play Risk and Tharsis mainly -- when I want a simple game. Usually I play big RPGs like Mass Effect or Skyrim, but I like little easy-brain stuff to do when I don't have time for huge experience. So, yeah, this looks like it might fill that void.

    • @whydoyouwantthis5711
      @whydoyouwantthis5711 Рік тому +12

      @@PoeLemic "simple game" and Oxygen Not Included should not be used in the same dimension

    • @cadenkeider3484
      @cadenkeider3484 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nathanpieper3859You pissed in the WELL?!
      NEW COLONY

  • @oatmealready
    @oatmealready Рік тому +124

    A garbage guide needs to be a series. This is a fantastic style of video, very informative, and the humor is on point and very funny. Somehow takes complex topics and breaks them down into digestable, humorous tidbits. I found myself checking out the rest of your channel searching for more videos like this but there aren't any :( Keep up the good work!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +12

      Thanks! I'm trying to do more YT focused content this year so there will be more to come.

    • @dfgdfg_
      @dfgdfg_ Рік тому +5

      You'll enjoy Killian Experience, he's done dozens of Garbage Guides

    • @einar0801
      @einar0801 Рік тому +3

      @@dfgdfg_I was gonna say, I’m pretty sure the series name is already taken…

  • @ultimocontrole9980
    @ultimocontrole9980 Рік тому +58

    "and just like a linux develper with a collection of programing socks, learning how to transition" damn, right in the feels

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +29

      This comment section is teaching me that the venn diagram of ONI enjoyers and possible egg devs has a lot more overlap than I thought 👀
      That joke is nothing but love, in case it wasn't clear 🌈

    • @ultimocontrole9980
      @ultimocontrole9980 Рік тому +2

      @@connorconquers its a good joke, but what ONI means?

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +9

      @@ultimocontrole9980 Apologies, it means Oxygen Not Included. Common shortening of the game's name.

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 Рік тому +4

    This is like some unholy cross between Killian and Martincitopants and I'm completely here gor it.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Killian was definitely an influence but I'll have to check out Martincitopants

  • @lorgue7116
    @lorgue7116 Рік тому +67

    Such high quality for just a hundred subs, hope to see more great content like this. the style is overflowing more than the piss on to the water supply

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +7

      Thank you! I had less than 50 before this so it's been an exciting day! No idea what to cover next.

    • @kmesh9
      @kmesh9 Рік тому +2

      ​@@connorconquers Hey, awesome video! I know that appeasing youtube algo is very crucial at this channel size, but I would honestly enjoy any topic, as long as you are passionate about it 🙂

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +5

      @@kmesh9 That's kind of why I took the leap into making more long form content. I was like, "there so many things I like watching just because the person talking about it really seems to care." I'm glad that came through here.

    • @lawrencered7850
      @lawrencered7850 Рік тому

      ​@@connorconquers well this videos a winner, I know it when I see it, ur about to gain a lota subs methinks.

  • @angeloid_
    @angeloid_ Рік тому +6

    HUH?!?!
    Genuinely funny, never awkward and well edited video by a guy with only FIVE HUNDRED SUBS?!?!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      It was ~45 when I posted this so it's been a wild ride :D

  • @vivianphillips1602
    @vivianphillips1602 Рік тому +20

    I'm barely 50 hours into ONI (Rookie numbers, I know) but I have to say the editing in this video is delicious. It took my 3rd viewing for me to realize you were foreshadowing 'Break Rule Zero' @ 5:03. The humor is on point, each quip flowed to the next ,and no joke fell flat. Subbed, and looking forward to more of whatever you choose to post!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      Thanks so much! I've got a few ideas of what to do next but it'll probably be another month or so.

  • @bobthestringbuilder7861
    @bobthestringbuilder7861 Рік тому +4

    6:51 I was not prepared to be called out at this time

  • @leesnotbritish5386
    @leesnotbritish5386 4 місяці тому +7

    Finally I can experience complex system collapse at home

  • @chriswhittington5790
    @chriswhittington5790 Рік тому +17

    Oni is nothing but one big OSHA nightmare 😂 I mean I could see the inspector adding fluids to the system when they see the cruel and unusual conditions my dupes are dealing with.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +3

      I will never not find the batteries in this game hilarious. Just unprotected metal plates that sometimes jump around with electrical charge.

  • @Ads-C
    @Ads-C Рік тому +7

    This video is far beyond anything I'd expect from a channel with literally less than 1000 subs. Whichever direction you decide to take the channel, I'll definitely watch your future stuff.

  • @TheFoxfirelight
    @TheFoxfirelight Рік тому +13

    "And the water is full of pee."
    You got me in that moment. Subbed

  • @DraconicWF
    @DraconicWF Рік тому +3

    I’ve been playing ONI on and off for a while and all this video has taught me is that I have so much more to learn.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Everyone always has more to learn when it comes to ONI. Anyone who says they know what they're doing is lying. We're just building toilets and putting out fires until someone ends up in orbit.

  • @lawrencered7850
    @lawrencered7850 Рік тому +3

    1:09 - omg. Too real, exactly that.

  • @Sukole
    @Sukole 9 місяців тому +1

    I just stumbled upon this video and while watching it, I was very certain I am watching a video of a "big gaming youtuber I didn't know of so far". Was very surprised when I saw there are less than 5000 subs to this channel. I am big fan of this video! Keep going!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  9 місяців тому

      Thank you! I actually had less than 10 subs when I posted this so I've been pretty happy with the response! We all gotta start somewhere, right? The Worst Guide to Noita should be this month or very early March!

  • @RachelJade70
    @RachelJade70 Рік тому +31

    Not the transition joke 🤣❤
    Also, I was very skeptical about a guide (or even intro) to a game like ONI only being 15 minutes, but you managed to cram a ton of great info in there, while also making a really entertaining video. A+ definitely earned a follow.

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 8 місяців тому +1

    I actually really enjoyed this format. You’ve got a good sense of humor and 15 minutes is a not overly ambitious time investment.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  8 місяців тому +1

      Thank you! I try to pack a lot of stuff in a small amount of time because that's how I like to learn. I'm glad it seems to resonate with others.

  • @lemonbreadyt
    @lemonbreadyt Рік тому +5

    Brother man, stellar video. This auto played for me when I was driving and I was shocked to see your sub1k. Keep it up man, this was good stuff.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +1

      Thank you! The algo has really blessed me on this one. Next one is in the works!

  • @ArisaKatsu
    @ArisaKatsu 3 місяці тому +2

    You had me from "Oxygen Not Included is that moment, but it never stops, and the water is full of pee!"
    Hilarious and informative video! Absolutely loved it. I'm a big fan of ONI even though I frequently feel like I'm not smart enough to play it well. The levity built into the game and guides like this definitely help me remember to have fun with the challenge. Thanks!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  3 місяці тому +1

      That's why for most games I love I like making mistakes along the way and trying not to stress about optimization.
      That being said, that's all out the window next video 👀

  • @christoefur944
    @christoefur944 Рік тому +3

    thought this was both informative and enjoyable, nice vid

  • @bastian5861
    @bastian5861 Рік тому +2

    Love the video. I have more than 1000 hours and this is probably the best "oni in a nutshell" i've seen.

  • @caladhunt4860
    @caladhunt4860 Рік тому +3

    that programming socks joke was👌made me subscribe on the spot.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      They're usually better coders than me so they're clearly on the right track.

  • @ByronicBrit
    @ByronicBrit Рік тому +2

    loving your editing comedic style lmao

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thanks! I've still trying to hone it but I feel like I'm getting better.

  • @sethalas
    @sethalas Рік тому +3

    Quality video, I got shared this by a friend, who got it recommended to him. Hope the algorithm gods bless you so this gives you some attention :)

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Well I posted this at about 45 subs and now I'm almost at 1k so I'd say that's pretty blessed. Also, kinda terrifying lol

  • @Chengishan12
    @Chengishan12 5 місяців тому +1

    4:55 Geysers & meteors would like to introduce themselves. Rocket exhaust too probably

  • @knowwonnose3787
    @knowwonnose3787 2 місяці тому +3

    "Rule #1, The Bathrooms Must Flow." had me dying of laughter. If anyone has played this game, you absolutely understand this.

  • @voidywanderer4231
    @voidywanderer4231 Рік тому +2

    Also, that loop hero track slaps so hard! Pure gold.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Fantastic game. Amazing soundtrack. Cosmic Temperance is just too good.

  • @marcosalexandre2329
    @marcosalexandre2329 Рік тому +15

    I loved the Sonic analogy, it's one of the most harrowing moments for me in the game. I started playing ONI a little while ago, is quite a journey but really fun.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +3

      It's so overwhelming at first but the community for this game is easily one of the friendliest out there.

  • @JackBettey
    @JackBettey Рік тому +38

    This was gold, if you keep doing reviews like this you will not be far from your niche in the internet. I thought this was a video by like a bigger channel (no offence) because the editing and jokes were so on point, keep it up man.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +5

      Lol, you're not the first person to say that and, trust me, I take it as a huge compliment. I have no idea what I'm gonna do next but I for sure wanna keep going.

  • @DokterRhezaGaming
    @DokterRhezaGaming Рік тому +3

    This is so true. After my first completion, I ALWAYS have an (unnecessary) idea to make another challenging colony, just because I can.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +1

      "Yeah, I think I can handle Volcanea now..."

  • @arisrayden
    @arisrayden 6 місяців тому +2

    you know these videos that you come back to days, weeks, months or even years later and you watch them again and wish you could upvote it a million times? this is one of these videos for me

  • @lenonel3286
    @lenonel3286 Рік тому +42

    Literally downloaded this game yesterday, this was a great guide and it was presented in style!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +4

      Thanks so much! I only covered some VERY broad strokes of the game. If you get stuck make sure to check out some of the creators mentioned at the end of the video.

  • @pavlovsknob
    @pavlovsknob Рік тому +2

    This is great content. My favorite oni moment was sending a dupe into orbit for a long research trip and forgetting to include a toilet. They spent many nights cleaning their piss off the floor... whoops

    • @Hanmacx
      @Hanmacx Рік тому

      Piss is just future polluted oxygen 😅

  • @allinmatache1235
    @allinmatache1235 Рік тому +3

    I randomly stumbled upon your video, having an interest in ONI. I misread your subscribers #, thinking it was 545k. Awesome content, best of luck!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thank you so much! Sub count was around 45 a few days ago so I'm pretty happy with how it's been going :)

  • @TarekNicoMaxim
    @TarekNicoMaxim Рік тому +2

    the algorithm blessed me with this gem! i dont even play oni but this was so much fun watching! srsly! i wish you all the best luck with your youtube carrier!!!

  • @br4ien136
    @br4ien136 Рік тому +7

    I just started playing this game and out of all the tutorials, yours is the most simple one, and it gave me the most usefully starter information in a fun way....thanks and gj

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +3

      Thank you! And good luck! Honestly check out Fungus or Francis John. Their tutorial series helped me out so much when starting out.

  • @dustinmp9
    @dustinmp9 Рік тому +2

    How do you only have 1k subs, this was a beautiful vid. I'm here for it

  • @FrootsFromCacti
    @FrootsFromCacti Рік тому +3

    i wasn't really interested in the game but my autoplay queued your video and ngl i enjoyed the content. i hope you have a nice day

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Рік тому +2

    6:55 LOL
    That joke was subtle, you almost got it past me!

  • @burnsidebasement7162
    @burnsidebasement7162 Рік тому +3

    More like "An ESSENTIAL guide to ONI", love this!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      I'm startled how many people have commented that this is actually a good introduction to the game lol

  • @tiironsunyal8046
    @tiironsunyal8046 8 місяців тому +1

    Editing is fantastic.
    The "sew" killed me :D

  • @dokMixer
    @dokMixer Рік тому +8

    The linux socks joke killed me and made me share the video. Great job, will relaunch the game again.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      Haha, it's my favorite joke in the video. Glad you liked it!

  • @xXdjniicoXx
    @xXdjniicoXx Рік тому +8

    Really excellent video. Super cut, clean voice over and incredibly funny! You certainly have my subscription!

  • @nightbot6415
    @nightbot6415 Рік тому +2

    This is definitely one of the best ONI videos out there. I really like your video style and the Sonic reference fits ONI perfectly

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thanks so much! I almost cut the Sonic intro because it was so hard to find video of Sonic drowning long enough for me to talk over lol.

  • @averagetectonicplateenjoyer
    @averagetectonicplateenjoyer 2 місяці тому +3

    Playing this game efficiently is like trying to 100% Terria on your first playthrough without looking at the wiki

  • @Thiefwriter
    @Thiefwriter Рік тому +3

    You've been blessed by the algorithm, may numerous views and success come your way 😊

  • @DaveScurlock
    @DaveScurlock Рік тому +3

    Excellent video, really enjoyed it! I vote for more video essays

  • @Ghost-qu7jk
    @Ghost-qu7jk Рік тому +5

    Dont forget about blasting them with so much radiation that it makes Chernobyl look like a 5-star hotel because someone pissed themselves

  • @nerzool9173
    @nerzool9173 Рік тому +15

    Awesome video, it sum up every feelings you can experience in ONI. Great job, I hope to see more !

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +4

      Thank you! Yeah, the true ONI experience can really just be summed up as "Enjoyable Frustration" lol

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Рік тому +4

    7:08sun shines, birds fly, and brother, the darkness is coming. Start digging

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      So many solutions in this game are just deeper and deeper pits.

  • @Ender966
    @Ender966 Рік тому +4

    amazing video. your effort really shows :)
    i love all the little oni specific jokes and you summed the named ingame mecanics amazingly up.
    Keep up the great work

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thank you! Honestly, Klei's shorts made editing this so much more fun. I'm so glad they're still making them.

  • @klikkolee
    @klikkolee Рік тому +2

    Regarding the heat-exchanger-spreadsheet thing: That is definitely my thing, and part of why I've had a hard time getting into ONI is that it feels like it's impossible to succeed without throwing that out in some areas. My main problem was heat -- too much heat would accumulate without me having a way to deal with it, and then it would become impossible to grow crops. When I tried looking for solutions on the internet, all I found were ways to exploit game inaccuracies to delete heat from existence. That was profoundly unsatisfying for me. I tried a few times to race to the surface so that I could radiate heat into space, but I never got close to winning that race.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +1

      You can do it without exploiting but exploiting is usually easier. The way I usually deal with it is trying to rush glossy dreckos for plastics so that by the time I build my SPOM I can support a cooling loop with a gold aqua tuner. The cool O2 keeps things under control until you have enough steel to properly cool down your base. I hope that helps. Best of luck if you try again!

    • @klikkolee
      @klikkolee Рік тому

      @@connorconquers A SPOM isn't really better than heat deletion to me -- it's still using inaccuracies to make problems go away, whereas I want the tools to come up with cool solutions that don't feel exploity. Learning how stuff like a SPOM works is cool in isolation, but when I'm actually playing a game with engineering vibes like ONI, stuff like that becomes distinctly uncool to me, doubly so if it feels like I can't get by in the game without using exploits.

  • @MrQuantumInc
    @MrQuantumInc Рік тому +8

    I love the editing, the use of clips from the animated shorts is hilarious.
    Personally I don't like to use some of those weird exploits though. I don't even have infinite liquid storage, but maybe I am the weirdo.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +1

      Personally, I don't use many exploits. Mostly just boilers. I just love that you have the option. I've actually never used infinite liquid storage because one of my favorite things is watching my water supply grow. Makes me feel safe lol.

    • @mastermenthe
      @mastermenthe Рік тому +1

      Sour gas boilers are the true endgame fr

  • @yuriikrasylovych3939
    @yuriikrasylovych3939 10 місяців тому +1

    5:05 I am literally watching this right after adding one machinery dupe for this exact purpose XD

  • @lew7678
    @lew7678 Рік тому +4

    Great video, subscribing. Was surprised to see sub count, quality you'd expect from a much larger channel. Have a friend who've I'd told to check out this game, I'm going to send this as it does a great job explaining what you'd be getting into.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thank you! It's such a fun game but it can be a hard sell since it's really overwhelming. I hope this put the game's complexity in a fun light so as to make it seem less daunting.

  • @ashanarinaeblis726
    @ashanarinaeblis726 Рік тому +3

    Great video! Editing was amazing. I've yet to make it to the later mid game to end game in ONI but this makes me want to give it another go. Hope to see more!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +1

      Don't give up! Check out how to make an "industrial brick". They're kinda the key to get over that mid-late game hump.

    • @ashanarinaeblis726
      @ashanarinaeblis726 Рік тому +1

      Thank you! I will definitely look into that. Appreciate you taking the time to give us some advice!!

  • @glasscube3
    @glasscube3 3 місяці тому +2

    It’s 5am and i am in front of a whole design where i calculate how can i make the most efficient sour gas boiler using lava as fuel and no space materials

  • @anordinarygamer4112
    @anordinarygamer4112 Рік тому +3

    Amazing vid man, definitely deserve some more subs my guy 👍

  • @alejotassile6441
    @alejotassile6441 Рік тому +2

    5:05 Ethanol heat deletion: I'm about to ruin this man carreer

  • @nevitac
    @nevitac Рік тому +3

    This is such a clusterfuck of a game I'm glad people are making amusing videos about it so I know with many examples why I do NOT want to play.
    😂

  • @Sigira0
    @Sigira0 Рік тому +1

    I have been playing ONI since it was released into early access and this is the best introduction I have ever seen. Thank you - i think you should convert it into a series! ❤

  • @josi_sventure1
    @josi_sventure1 Рік тому +4

    honestly this vid is amazing lol, sums up the game, well, perfectly ;-; and great editing, somehow funny and informative, u did done good lol

  • @darokdeed
    @darokdeed Рік тому +3

    Love the format, keep them coming!

  • @ThatSowl
    @ThatSowl Рік тому +3

    Bro, this is just awesome, now I have ultimate tool to make people play this game/ run away in fear. Thanks

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      By downplaying this games complexities and overloading the cute visuals we can trap more players for this community. Just like a CO2 hotel.

  • @rornir42069
    @rornir42069 Рік тому +4

    Perfect intro to ONI, super well done! Happy I watched it, this is oddly making me want to play it again.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      "This time I'll build my base without any mistakes."

  • @zatopolc
    @zatopolc Рік тому +3

    I was surprised when after watching, I realized you had less than 1000 subs. This is amazing content, keep it up!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thanks, I plan to! I had about 45 subs when I posted this and I just hit 1k! I'm in shock tbh.

  • @gagepetersen4533
    @gagepetersen4533 7 місяців тому +2

    This is the second one of these videos that have directly resulted in me immediately going and purchasing the game

  • @DrEggs-dr8ef
    @DrEggs-dr8ef Рік тому +3

    I hear 40k mechanicus noosphere, you funny man

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      In the grim darkness of cycle 3000, there is only carbon dioxide.

  • @JustSayingVloggity
    @JustSayingVloggity Рік тому +2

    That opening... *chef's kiss*

  • @ImNotPotus
    @ImNotPotus Рік тому +3

    It should be renamed to Amazon Fulfillment Center Simulator

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +1

      Nah, I actually want them go to the bathroom. Bezos doesn't understand the value he's missing out on.

  • @dadity9142
    @dadity9142 Рік тому +2

    This is crazy good quality content. Look forward to you posting in the future!

  • @calvineagar1863
    @calvineagar1863 Рік тому +12

    An editing and comedy masterpiece

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      My ego getting more over-pressurized than my dupe's living quarters tonight.

  • @jeffb7972
    @jeffb7972 Рік тому +2

    This randomly popped up in my recommended video feed cause I've been watching ONI content lately and I immediately hit subscribe just cause you're funny as hell and I'd like to help your numbers. I'd happily come back for more of these tightly-edited hilarious deep dives into more ONI content or other similar games.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thank you! I have no idea what I'm gonna cover next but I'm glad people seem to be enjoying... whatever this was hahaha.

  • @jacksongunsmith3249
    @jacksongunsmith3249 Рік тому +3

    this was hilarious and informative. nicely done man.
    you should do a guide like this but for rimworld. the amount of conversation mods for that game alone is at least 10 video worth...
    think about it

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thanks! Rimworld terrifies me and you're not the first person to suggest this lol. I might have to give it a look >.>

  • @JigglesMcRibs
    @JigglesMcRibs 6 місяців тому +2

    I love this game and it always stresses me out too much to ever actually finish a moon. 10/10 would start over again.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  6 місяців тому

      I find a lot of people feel that way about this game and others like it. You really just have to adopt the "This is fine dog" mentality and roll with it.

  • @alfa-hf7lp
    @alfa-hf7lp Рік тому +26

    Luma Plays has a bunch of quick build videos that tend to push the game to its limits. He's a relatively unknown creator that consistently puts out absolute gems. My favorite is his cool steam vent tamer.

  • @Luma_plays
    @Luma_plays Рік тому +3

    Loved this. Very accurate and i share your love of dupe torture.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +3

      I don't actually love torturing them... I'm just gald to know I have the option. Unless it's Meep. Meep deserves it.

    • @Luma_plays
      @Luma_plays Рік тому +1

      @@connorconquers Meep just had it coming!

  • @austinveenstra7186
    @austinveenstra7186 Рік тому +4

    That was a great video and I really enjoyed it! It definitely mirrors a lot of my playthroughs even though I usually get worn down before I get to space. The complexity and depth of the game is outstanding and I love that the devs allow if not intend for certain mechanics to be broken and exploited, it adds such a great layer to the gameplay and planning without ever feeling like it's unfair.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      I love a game that feels unfair but lets you unfair it right back.

  • @SilverNox
    @SilverNox Рік тому +3

    Damn, I'm shocked you don't have more subs! 0:19 gave me a good laugh! I recently saw someone describe how to play the game as: first build an outhouse. Then just put out fires lol

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      That really is the jist of the game. Give 'em a bathroom and keep them alive. If you do that long enough someone ends up in space.

  • @masonbarber871
    @masonbarber871 Рік тому +14

    After finishing this video I was amazed that is only has 100 views and 20 likes, it is high enough quality it felt like something a _much_ bigger channel would make. Nicely done!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +3

      Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it. I really pushed myself with the editing on this one. Glad it came through.

  • @vladimirlyzhin
    @vladimirlyzhin 7 місяців тому +2

    This Worst Guide to Oxygen Not Included (named by the author) is one of the best (in my humble opinion). I love this game, have spent more than 2K hours on it so far. Glad to see something like this about my favorite game. Thanks a lot for the guide!

  • @boneless70
    @boneless70 Рік тому +3

    the fact that this is such an entertaining video while also being really informative on the game is mindblowing to me seeing as you have so few subscribers. looking forward to more videos from you!

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +2

    Can confirm, every single colony I’ve lost in this game has been due to my inability to stave off and/or harness the ever-encroaching grasp of *THE WARM* in time.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      I found rushing glossy dreckos early for plastic and making golden aqua tuners can get it under control pretty quick. If you can get lucky with some cool to temperate hydrogen get those ranches up asap and you should be able to get a cooling loop ready by the time you build your first SPOM. Chilly O2 goes a long way with keeping the warm in check. Good luck!

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому

      @@connorconquers yeah, the plastic is the sticking point. I exclusively rely on Glossy Dreckos since Spaced Out! launched, since there’s little to no oil on the standard starting asteroid and I’ve learned how to progress fast enough through the mid-game that heat doesn’t have enough time to catch up with me. I think my last colony was mostly stable and safe from heat problems, but I got too many projects going at once and burned out on over-management.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      @@OneBiasedOpinion That's my biggest gripe with the Spaced Out DLC. The hump to get to oil feels more tedious than fun. It's a shame because the DLC adds so much awesome stuff.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +1

      @@connorconquers I rather enjoy the challenge, but I do understand the gripe.

  • @Dogmassa
    @Dogmassa Рік тому +3

    great video :) , the end reminds me of the ''fun'' things you can do in rimworld aswell
    but other Oni streamer to mention is : Echo Ridge Gaming

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому +2

      Thanks! Rimworld is one of those games that looks so daunting to get into but I find utterly fascinating. Same with Factorio.

    • @Dogmassa
      @Dogmassa Рік тому +1

      @@connorconquers its called ''Crack-torio'' for a reason, and you play it for 10 minuts and 3-4 hours have pasted :D

  • @LordHonkInc
    @LordHonkInc Рік тому +2

    Brilliantly summarized. Can't speak to its quality as a guide for newcomers, but you did mention having all your rations eaten by a tantrum throwing dupe that's allergic to the morale-boosting and food-producing plants while drowning in piss and slimelung, so I'd say that covers basically everybody's first fifty hours with the game xD

  • @AfreakingPear
    @AfreakingPear Рік тому +3

    that is some very solid production value! great garbage guide!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers  Рік тому

      Thank you! "Great Garbage" is my new aspiration.

  • @yourdad0343
    @yourdad0343 Рік тому +3

    Yep. Great video. Your style works for me. New sub. :)