The Worst Guide To Oxygen Not Included
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
- Oxygen Not Included is one of my favorite games of all time. I will now talk at you about it for fifteen minutes. No, I will not fix the spelling mistake near the end.
Watch me struggle live: / connorconquers
Random train of thought: / penthosgaming
Music Used: • ONI Music/Clips
Oxygen Not Included Shorts: • Oxygen Not Included - ...
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SECTIONS
0:00 - Intro
1:35 - The Basics
5:11 - Food
6:42 - HVAC and Plumbing
9:03 - The Warm
11:01 - The Real End Game
14:26 - Conclusion - Ігри
Hey all! It's been a little over half a year since I posted this and it's gotten way more views than I ever could have anticipated. I legit expected maybe a thousand max. I've changed the title to avoid confusion with KilianExperience's Garbage Guide series. He's a big inspiration for me and I never wanted it to look like I was trying to capitalize on his series.
I actually just got into ONI yesterday so this is perfect timing!
@@mastershake11434 It's a wonderful game and don't get discouraged by the steep learning curve. I can't recommend Francis John's long plays highly enough for a good look at how to be ACTUALLY good at the game. Everyone else I mention has amazing tutiroals as well and I've heard great things about EchoRidgeGaming as well.
Hi
When people ask me why i play ONI for so many hours at a time, i send them this video. You've captured it so perfectly. There aren't many funny videos for this game either (i love the guides and binge them don't get me wrong) so this is a real treat. Thank you so much
@@OctoyaxiiiThank you that's so kind of you to say!
"just like a linux developer with a collection of programming socks, knowing how to transition is important" and i immediately hit subscribe
Such a raw line 😂
Gamer girl BO😂my fave line
Subbed because of horrifying rule zero break. After I beat factorio, this is my next focal point.
I fucking died at that line omg
Fembois incomin 🤣🤩
"Oxygen not included is like sonic in water but it's pee"
So true
"How can we make stress fun?"
- Klei Entertainment, probably.
@@connorconquers don't starve is another example of stress made fun, and it's also made by klei so yeah, there's a good chance they did ask themselves this question at some point lol
This is a great video, well edited and very funny! Just to clarify too, making dupe torture chambers to collect pee, vomit and tears is not a mandatory element of ONI... Also appreciate the shout-out even though you didn't want to record more audio (I get that feeling!).
Thank you! And you're absolutely correct. We should be nice to our dupes. I'll be the first to admit I've save scummed to avoid deaths. I was originally going to showcase a sour gas boiler instead but I didn't want to scare people away from the game hahaha.
Regolith / Rust melters scare me, and I have 2k hours in this game. lol
@@merquise8137 "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
Where is that flow chart from. I must have it!
Says the over fixated internet nerd. :)
@@merquise8137 Checkout my Regolith Melter build ua-cam.com/video/AIYqnH80xU0/v-deo.html
"You poor sexy moron!" Compliment and insult mixed with lukewarm hostility, i love it xD
Lukewarm, kind of like piss.
"shine Bugs just stress everyone trying to sleep so we relocate them "
-oh great me too c: . To the great Hall to improve morale? or close to a machine to improve speed?? :3
-"To the afterlife"
-. D:
A goal of mine for a future base is to have every shine bug evolution to atone for this sin.
Murderers! You can store them in your water treatment plant (in DLC). The radiation they emit kills germs. 😢
This 100% should be a series. I would love to watch garbage guides of other games.
I've got a few ideas for some other ones but I'm still trying to figure out what to do next.
Aslo I 100% stole this concept from @KilianExperience so check out the OG garbage guide creator.
@@connorconquers noita.
@@cursedgamer2778 I don't think I could top Albino's Noita video. I do LOVE Noita tho. I play it on stream with twitch spawns sometimes (shameless plug)
@@connorconquers fine, drug dealer simulator
The physics on this urination simulator are to die for. 10/10.
I can only hope to strive for this level of realism in my own games.
don't forget the intern tears
This is fantastic. My 1000+ hour ONI experience summed up in one video. I loved that you put in so many clips from the animated shorts. It really added to the viewing experience.
Like I said, the shorts are too good NOT to use.
Just went out and watched all the shorts today, you have no idea the delight I felt seeing them in the video.
1000 hrs you say teach me to play without sandbox 😂
I have 1000+ hours on Oxygen Not Included but I still haven't even made it past space yet. I keep dying before or after launching my first rocket and keep running into new problems I have to solve
I now want to dedicate my life to mastering this game, but I'm already stressed prior to installation. Also your meme references are on point
Don’t worry, you are probably going to lose your first few attempts, but it is very fun. Good luck!
Same here too. The game looks delightful. I need something new, because I play Risk and Tharsis mainly -- when I want a simple game. Usually I play big RPGs like Mass Effect or Skyrim, but I like little easy-brain stuff to do when I don't have time for huge experience. So, yeah, this looks like it might fill that void.
@@PoeLemic "simple game" and Oxygen Not Included should not be used in the same dimension
@@nathanpieper3859You pissed in the WELL?!
NEW COLONY
"What are vomit and diarrhea if not just future drinkable water?" truly words to live by. ONI has consumed my life once again and I'm glad I came by this brilliant video. You're a psychopath, sir, and a damn entertaining one at that. Subscribed!
I actually love my dupes and want them to be happy... I just like to know I have options.
This video actually really helped me get over my start-over-itis and push into mid-late game. I'm way too perfectionist, wanting long term solutions to every problem before moving on even though a "short term" solution can last at least 100 cycles, long enough to use the advantages conferred by the new expansion to actually do something
I think almost every player runs into something like that at some point. I know I did. It wasn't until my 3rd or 4th base where I just kept pushing past issues and learning to kinda vibe in the chaos that I finally beat the game. Glad you kept at it, because beating this game feels so earned in the end.
I feel this so much and it confuses me because normally I am the genius who reigns over chaos, but the moment I play ONI EVERYTHING has to be perfect
@@whydoyouwantthis5711 Because you see your base as a reflection of you, the genius, and the problems that come up as the chaos? Cut yourself some slack on how you cope with the chaos, the Oxygen’s Not even Included! sorry😬
"and just like a linux develper with a collection of programing socks, learning how to transition" damn, right in the feels
This comment section is teaching me that the venn diagram of ONI enjoyers and possible egg devs has a lot more overlap than I thought 👀
That joke is nothing but love, in case it wasn't clear 🌈
@@connorconquers its a good joke, but what ONI means?
@@ultimocontrole9980 Apologies, it means Oxygen Not Included. Common shortening of the game's name.
A garbage guide needs to be a series. This is a fantastic style of video, very informative, and the humor is on point and very funny. Somehow takes complex topics and breaks them down into digestable, humorous tidbits. I found myself checking out the rest of your channel searching for more videos like this but there aren't any :( Keep up the good work!
Thanks! I'm trying to do more YT focused content this year so there will be more to come.
You'll enjoy Killian Experience, he's done dozens of Garbage Guides
@@dfgdfg_I was gonna say, I’m pretty sure the series name is already taken…
Such high quality for just a hundred subs, hope to see more great content like this. the style is overflowing more than the piss on to the water supply
Thank you! I had less than 50 before this so it's been an exciting day! No idea what to cover next.
@@connorconquers Hey, awesome video! I know that appeasing youtube algo is very crucial at this channel size, but I would honestly enjoy any topic, as long as you are passionate about it 🙂
@@kmesh9 That's kind of why I took the leap into making more long form content. I was like, "there so many things I like watching just because the person talking about it really seems to care." I'm glad that came through here.
@@connorconquers well this videos a winner, I know it when I see it, ur about to gain a lota subs methinks.
"And the water is full of pee."
You got me in that moment. Subbed
I'm barely 50 hours into ONI (Rookie numbers, I know) but I have to say the editing in this video is delicious. It took my 3rd viewing for me to realize you were foreshadowing 'Break Rule Zero' @ 5:03. The humor is on point, each quip flowed to the next ,and no joke fell flat. Subbed, and looking forward to more of whatever you choose to post!
Thanks so much! I've got a few ideas of what to do next but it'll probably be another month or so.
Literally downloaded this game yesterday, this was a great guide and it was presented in style!
Thanks so much! I only covered some VERY broad strokes of the game. If you get stuck make sure to check out some of the creators mentioned at the end of the video.
Oni is nothing but one big OSHA nightmare 😂 I mean I could see the inspector adding fluids to the system when they see the cruel and unusual conditions my dupes are dealing with.
I will never not find the batteries in this game hilarious. Just unprotected metal plates that sometimes jump around with electrical charge.
Not the transition joke 🤣❤
Also, I was very skeptical about a guide (or even intro) to a game like ONI only being 15 minutes, but you managed to cram a ton of great info in there, while also making a really entertaining video. A+ definitely earned a follow.
I can imagine a poster for one of you're colonies would be like:
"I'm doing my part!"
*Violentely s***ing and gasping for air*
All my colonies exist in a Starship Troopers dystopia. This is now cannon.
I’ve been playing ONI on and off for a while and all this video has taught me is that I have so much more to learn.
Everyone always has more to learn when it comes to ONI. Anyone who says they know what they're doing is lying. We're just building toilets and putting out fires until someone ends up in orbit.
I loved the Sonic analogy, it's one of the most harrowing moments for me in the game. I started playing ONI a little while ago, is quite a journey but really fun.
It's so overwhelming at first but the community for this game is easily one of the friendliest out there.
Dont forget about blasting them with so much radiation that it makes Chernobyl look like a 5-star hotel because someone pissed themselves
6:51 I was not prepared to be called out at this time
❤️
HUH?!?!
Genuinely funny, never awkward and well edited video by a guy with only FIVE HUNDRED SUBS?!?!
It was ~45 when I posted this so it's been a wild ride :D
This was gold, if you keep doing reviews like this you will not be far from your niche in the internet. I thought this was a video by like a bigger channel (no offence) because the editing and jokes were so on point, keep it up man.
Lol, you're not the first person to say that and, trust me, I take it as a huge compliment. I have no idea what I'm gonna do next but I for sure wanna keep going.
1:09 - omg. Too real, exactly that.
I’m a massive oni fan since release and this is single handidnly the most well put together video covering early, mid and late game perfectly for a new viewer
I've learned to avoid jetpacks. I think their pathfinding AI eats into all the CPU cycles and tanks performance. Respect on getting all the achievements. I get too distracted for some of them lol
An editing and comedy masterpiece
My ego getting more over-pressurized than my dupe's living quarters tonight.
you know these videos that you come back to days, weeks, months or even years later and you watch them again and wish you could upvote it a million times? this is one of these videos for me
This video is far beyond anything I'd expect from a channel with literally less than 1000 subs. Whichever direction you decide to take the channel, I'll definitely watch your future stuff.
Luma Plays has a bunch of quick build videos that tend to push the game to its limits. He's a relatively unknown creator that consistently puts out absolute gems. My favorite is his cool steam vent tamer.
I'll check them out!
I just started playing this game and out of all the tutorials, yours is the most simple one, and it gave me the most usefully starter information in a fun way....thanks and gj
Thank you! And good luck! Honestly check out Fungus or Francis John. Their tutorial series helped me out so much when starting out.
This randomly popped up in my recommended video feed cause I've been watching ONI content lately and I immediately hit subscribe just cause you're funny as hell and I'd like to help your numbers. I'd happily come back for more of these tightly-edited hilarious deep dives into more ONI content or other similar games.
Thank you! I have no idea what I'm gonna cover next but I'm glad people seem to be enjoying... whatever this was hahaha.
Hmmm, Yes. *SCIENCE!*
Love the format, keep them coming!
Thanks! I plan to!
Awesome video, it sum up every feelings you can experience in ONI. Great job, I hope to see more !
Thank you! Yeah, the true ONI experience can really just be summed up as "Enjoyable Frustration" lol
10:50 This mentality is what I need for any sandbox-like game I play. I always want to perfect an idea I have on first pass, so I'll work really hard at it, overcome hurdle after hurdle, but inevitably run into one I can't overcome... and that's it. My project never gets complete, or I shelve the game for something more interesting. Being able to work without perfection is a great way to extend the life of a project and bring some level of completion to it.
Getting past that mental block of "it has to be right," is a massive part of these types of games and in life. I always try to remind myself when faced with any problem be it in a game or in my profession, "If it works and its stupid, it isn't stupid."
7:08sun shines, birds fly, and brother, the darkness is coming. Start digging
So many solutions in this game are just deeper and deeper pits.
honestly this vid is amazing lol, sums up the game, well, perfectly ;-; and great editing, somehow funny and informative, u did done good lol
My feedback for this is that even as somebody who doesn't play ONI and doesn't plan to, this was a very very fun experience. As for future videos, other bits of coverage in this vein, or more exploded-out ONI videos about the specific segments of this video (I'd love to hear a full 10-minute piece on SPOM design history or somesuch) seem like they'd be ripe topics.
I'm glad you enjoyed it! My goal for this was to keep it accessable for someone who hasn't played so I'm happy that seems to have worked.
6:55 LOL
That joke was subtle, you almost got it past me!
That was fucking hilarious, What a great intro to ONI.
Thanks so much! Glad you liked it.
Excellent video, really enjoyed it! I vote for more video essays
Also, that loop hero track slaps so hard! Pure gold.
Fantastic game. Amazing soundtrack. Cosmic Temperance is just too good.
Great video, subscribing. Was surprised to see sub count, quality you'd expect from a much larger channel. Have a friend who've I'd told to check out this game, I'm going to send this as it does a great job explaining what you'd be getting into.
Thank you! It's such a fun game but it can be a hard sell since it's really overwhelming. I hope this put the game's complexity in a fun light so as to make it seem less daunting.
Perfect intro to ONI, super well done! Happy I watched it, this is oddly making me want to play it again.
"This time I'll build my base without any mistakes."
This is so true. After my first completion, I ALWAYS have an (unnecessary) idea to make another challenging colony, just because I can.
"Yeah, I think I can handle Volcanea now..."
The linux socks joke killed me and made me share the video. Great job, will relaunch the game again.
Haha, it's my favorite joke in the video. Glad you liked it!
This is definitely one of the best ONI videos out there. I really like your video style and the Sonic reference fits ONI perfectly
Thanks so much! I almost cut the Sonic intro because it was so hard to find video of Sonic drowning long enough for me to talk over lol.
this video is informative and hilarious at the same time! well done pal! hope you produce more of these!
Really excellent video. Super cut, clean voice over and incredibly funny! You certainly have my subscription!
Thanks so much! It was a lot of fun to edit.
Brother man, stellar video. This auto played for me when I was driving and I was shocked to see your sub1k. Keep it up man, this was good stuff.
Thank you! The algo has really blessed me on this one. Next one is in the works!
amazing video. your effort really shows :)
i love all the little oni specific jokes and you summed the named ingame mecanics amazingly up.
Keep up the great work
Thank you! Honestly, Klei's shorts made editing this so much more fun. I'm so glad they're still making them.
Bro, this is just awesome, now I have ultimate tool to make people play this game/ run away in fear. Thanks
By downplaying this games complexities and overloading the cute visuals we can trap more players for this community. Just like a CO2 hotel.
That was a great video and I really enjoyed it! It definitely mirrors a lot of my playthroughs even though I usually get worn down before I get to space. The complexity and depth of the game is outstanding and I love that the devs allow if not intend for certain mechanics to be broken and exploited, it adds such a great layer to the gameplay and planning without ever feeling like it's unfair.
I love a game that feels unfair but lets you unfair it right back.
Great video! Editing was amazing. I've yet to make it to the later mid game to end game in ONI but this makes me want to give it another go. Hope to see more!
Don't give up! Check out how to make an "industrial brick". They're kinda the key to get over that mid-late game hump.
Thank you! I will definitely look into that. Appreciate you taking the time to give us some advice!!
This is crazy good quality content. Look forward to you posting in the future!
That opening... *chef's kiss*
I'm more proud of that than I care to admit
Dude, awesome video, I'll be here for the come up.. update watched the rest of the vid and holy fuck I can't wait for more vids my guys got it down to a science
Thanks so much! I was so nervous about posting this one but it seems to be going well!
yes, just yes.
How do you only have 1k subs, this was a beautiful vid. I'm here for it
Loved this video! Been playing a ton of this game recently which is great timing. Really excited to see more content, and hoping you'll make more.
Fantastic structure and pacing, as well as quality jokes!
Finally, some use for all the Theormodynamics and Mechanics I studied for years
"What if we made a game for bored engineers?"
- Klei, I guess
that is some very solid production value! great garbage guide!
Thank you! "Great Garbage" is my new aspiration.
I have been playing ONI since it was released into early access and this is the best introduction I have ever seen. Thank you - i think you should convert it into a series! ❤
I love this video! Very informative and funny. I’m entertained and I learned a couple of mechanics for ONI that i didn’t know.
After finishing this video I was amazed that is only has 100 views and 20 likes, it is high enough quality it felt like something a _much_ bigger channel would make. Nicely done!
Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it. I really pushed myself with the editing on this one. Glad it came through.
I approve of this guide.
As someone who's never been able to keep a Pip, I'm in awe of your cuddle ranch.
That opening gave me flashbacks and anxiety... I thank you.
This is one of the better videos on youtube. Keep up the quality and I will see you at a million subs.
Awesome video! Been struggling to find anything that’s not 2+ yrs old.
Thanks! Check out @GCFungus. They're more up to date and do great tutorials.
the fact that this is such an entertaining video while also being really informative on the game is mindblowing to me seeing as you have so few subscribers. looking forward to more videos from you!
Thank you! Next video is being scripted now!
I just stumbled upon this video and while watching it, I was very certain I am watching a video of a "big gaming youtuber I didn't know of so far". Was very surprised when I saw there are less than 5000 subs to this channel. I am big fan of this video! Keep going!
Thank you! I actually had less than 10 subs when I posted this so I've been pretty happy with the response! We all gotta start somewhere, right? The Worst Guide to Noita should be this month or very early March!
I love the editing, the use of clips from the animated shorts is hilarious.
Personally I don't like to use some of those weird exploits though. I don't even have infinite liquid storage, but maybe I am the weirdo.
Personally, I don't use many exploits. Mostly just boilers. I just love that you have the option. I've actually never used infinite liquid storage because one of my favorite things is watching my water supply grow. Makes me feel safe lol.
Sour gas boilers are the true endgame fr
It should be renamed to Amazon Fulfillment Center Simulator
Nah, I actually want them go to the bathroom. Bezos doesn't understand the value he's missing out on.
very good guide. Thanks
Thank you! Hope it helps!
Thank you for this. All guides I see are 80 hours or content that, even though is very thorough, I don't feel like watching in order to PLAY a game. This was more than enough for me, thank you for your service.
Man... I could watch an entire series of videos like this. Eveything is so on point! Please give us more!
Thank you! Well, I've got two other "guides" and The Worst Guide to Noita will be soon.
I was surprised when after watching, I realized you had less than 1000 subs. This is amazing content, keep it up!
Thanks, I plan to! I had about 45 subs when I posted this and I just hit 1k! I'm in shock tbh.
the transitioning joke got me- subscriber well earned!
This is great content. My favorite oni moment was sending a dupe into orbit for a long research trip and forgetting to include a toilet. They spent many nights cleaning their piss off the floor... whoops
Piss is just future polluted oxygen 😅
Great video! Even though I knew all about everything you talked about, it was still very entertaining. Well edited and perfectly timed humor; this is a good recipe for the channel in my opinion.
Thanks I'm glad you liked it. I really didn't think the video was going to do this well! Guess I gotta make more...
thought this was both informative and enjoyable, nice vid
Damn, I'm shocked you don't have more subs! 0:19 gave me a good laugh! I recently saw someone describe how to play the game as: first build an outhouse. Then just put out fires lol
That really is the jist of the game. Give 'em a bathroom and keep them alive. If you do that long enough someone ends up in space.
This is like some unholy cross between Killian and Martincitopants and I'm completely here gor it.
Killian was definitely an influence but I'll have to check out Martincitopants
Fantastic introduction to a fantastic game. This video was a riot, good work sir
Thanks so much!
Great production value for so few subs, hope this gets the views it deserves
I was honestly going to be happy if this broke 1k views after a couple weeks. Needless to say I'm pretty happy about how this is turning out :)
Great video, i hope you do more like this in the future
Thanks. I hope to do more too. I just have no idea what to cover next hahaha
@@connorconquers I think Scrap Mechanic or Raft could be fun with this style of editing
Brilliantly summarized. Can't speak to its quality as a guide for newcomers, but you did mention having all your rations eaten by a tantrum throwing dupe that's allergic to the morale-boosting and food-producing plants while drowning in piss and slimelung, so I'd say that covers basically everybody's first fifty hours with the game xD
Super cool, mate! I've only seen this game in passing on youtube. I had no idea it was that much my thing! Great review
i wasn't really interested in the game but my autoplay queued your video and ngl i enjoyed the content. i hope you have a nice day
that programming socks joke was👌made me subscribe on the spot.
They're usually better coders than me so they're clearly on the right track.
Just commenting because of the plug at the end. Thank you for this wonderful piece of a video. The comedy and writing are superb. The editing is also very well thought out.
Video essays are defo your best. I hope we'd see more of your videos. We're also not afraid of watching other style videos! Thank you again!
Thanks so much! The editing was WAY more than I expected going in but I loved writing the script for this. I'll for sure be doing more in the future.
That was really funny and informative! I’d definitely love to see more videos like this.
More in the works :)
More like "An ESSENTIAL guide to ONI", love this!
I'm startled how many people have commented that this is actually a good introduction to the game lol
They should make this video as a trailer for the game. If i didn't already have the game and played it to death, this would certainly make me buy it :D
This is so good!! Amazing work ❤
A rare case where a single video earns my like, subscribe and a comment! I really laughed a lot at this. Loved it. Great sense of humour and a great take on a brilliant game. Would love to see more of this type of video for sure.
Well, I've got one for Darkest Dungeon and another in the works. Thanks so much for the kind words!