The part about the resources being yours reminds me of that joke in Subnautica where your PDA tells you that you must reimburse the corporation that owns the planet you're stranded on for all the resources you consume. "Your current balance stands at 5 million galactic credits"
"should you play the tutorial? yes. Will it teach you the basics of the game? also yes. will it teach you well? no, that's what trupen is for" best line
For me it was Nilaus. I was intrigued by the game, got it for Christmas break, tried the Tutorial and couldn't figure out a damn thing. Found Nilaus via DSP, he taught me how to play Factorio and I'm now on an SEK2 run.
Well you see, as a train person, I never crash into an underground pipe full speed holding W after a... diplomatic expedition, and suddenly wonder why I have no plastic production
I only explore by building rail, with radar at the end. Why drive around every rock multiple times when you can just build it once and travel back even faster.
so i wasn't the only one:D Remember that besides Factorio Dosh has his Zachtronics games, to keep him under control in alternate factorioless universe simply spew more Zachtronics to properly cool his core ^^
Factorio was created to contain Dosh. A traveler from an alternate reality came to our world and made it purely to circumvent the disaster that fell upon his existence.
So, as someone with several thousand hours in Factorio... yeah - this is the Factorio experience in a nutshell. Like I can't even call this an exaggeration. Even the megalomaniacal part toward the end. ... Now, if you'll excuse me, the factory must grow!
There's only one non megalomaniac ending, and that's if you play without biters. Then the ending is just replacing all that ugly green nature stuff with beautiful and wholesome concrete.
Yeah, and corporations with hundreds to even thousands of engineers and millions or even billions of dollars in revenue and cash flow still can't keep up with our demands. The factory must grow, and we still need the hardware 5 generations from now, right now!
@@CaptainTimo Germans have historically been a very industrious and productive people. A lot of great engineers also come from Germany. So I'm associating the German peoples with the Factorio engineer who is a seemingly magic beacon of productivity and efficiency. Also, German's are culturally a stoic people (not always but culture is culture) so me saying an almost smile is huge is poking fun at that stoic-ness. This is all said with a mix jest and respect, of course.
@@connorconquers very industrious and productive indeed. Just the reason, why my 3 months of final exam prep time went right into "JUST BUILD MOOORE" and "THE FACTORY MUST GROOOOOOOOWWWWWW" plus like 4 days of actual doing school stuff. Still passed by quite the long shot. In University by now. And... how can i put that lightly. And FURTHER EXPANDING THE FACTORY 😈😈😈
One of the fun parts about Seablock is when you finish the game winning research, it gives you a question "Wanna do it again? With two options "Hell yeah" and "No I want my mommy" which is rather appropriate.
if you got the ratio’s correct BEFORE you added modules then if you added the same modules to every machine in the production line then the ratio never actually changed :)
@@connorconquersthe atarter base experience " i will keep you so I can expand more easily, but not make dedicated new and sexy base with your produce"
the fucking quality of this video; the editing, the writing, the narration, choice of score, fucking everything made me assume this channel had at least 10 million subs. Extremely underrated creator. You've earned my sub.
There is no better feeling then remembering that you have a hundreds of kilometres long wall lined with autoreloading artillery , a tool to tell them where to shoot, and a target rich environment
@@mikeydflyingtoaster exactly! =w= aaaaaaaand also it sounds more like "RAIN IS WET AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS AN UMBRELLA" like if you are an umbrella why in the name of king ludwig the fourteenth's colored striped trousers would you even consider making such a ridiculous counterclaim when your entire life experience is telling you the exact opposite of dat it just makes no sense. it makes no sense at all. =w=
I feel like walling in your base becomes much better once you have construction robots and blueprints, so you can easily pick up your wall and move it somewhere else for expansion. Tileable blueprints can be especially nice.
for trains you basically only need to know: 1, keep signals and trains on the same side/same direction ( you will need 2 lengths of tracks for a one way system ) 2, anytime there is a start of a split or merger in the tracks, add chain signal(s) 3, anytime there is the end of a split or merger add normal signal(s)
Do I detect a very specific alert siren in the background? I now expect the worst guide to Lobotomy Corp in the future. If this requirement won't be met I shall initiate Qliphoth meltdown.
watched up to "and to do this we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist, so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast" and knew you were the one; brilliant writing (thus far; don't let me down from here)
Factorio, one of the few legal versions of crack. "Will it teach you well? No, that is what Trupen is for" 🤣 "You're now addicted." - "Inside you are two wolves. One smokes concrete. The other also smokes concrete. You're addicted to concrete." And now I want this but for Space Exploration and Krastorio 2. Just because the Factory must grow! Why stop at /one/ planet? I also feel like the 19:00 is the prelude to Helldivers 2...
@@connorconquers Helldivers? yea sure. What about accidental factorio lore though? Like, the respawn mechanism? Are you like doctor whos that reanimates themselves as a different self while still being the same character but retaining the memories of your past manifestations? Does that impair your memories of who you were and where you came from before? Who granted you that power? Is it the same thing that caused your ship to crash?
@@connorconquers I'm just imagining someone seeing you yell out "THE FACTORY MUST GROW" into the microphone and wondering "What the hell is this guy doing?" This must've looked hilarious
pro tip: every ratio is just the crafting times, with the ingredients’ multiplied by the amount required by the product. example: a green circuit requires 3 copper coils, both take 0.5 seconds to craft, multiply 0.5 by 3 you get 1.5, the ratio of green circuits to copper coils is 1:1.5, since you cant build half an assembly machine you round up to 2:3 red science requires one iron gear and one copper plate, you get the copper plate from smelting but iron gears you need to craft via assembly machine, iron gears take 0.5 seconds but red science takes 5 seconds, so ONE iron gear assembly machine will meet the demand of TEN red science assembly machines.
@@connorconquers took me 400 hours till i figured this one trick out and ive never seen anyone mention it anywhere else. most youtubers just say “once you get the ratios down” and don’t elaborate. this trick also is a life savor for mods like space exploration.
i feel like i poorly explained this trick and have edited it accordingly. looking back i found holes in the math and should point them out. originally i forgot to mention _how_ to multiply the crafting times, hope its more clear.
I also recommend Cities Skylines, Transport Fever 2 and Workers and Recources Soviet Republic, because notings more fun than to see a 80% population alcohol addiction
8:51 wasn’t all too convinced until I watched you place down like 6 turrets directly in front of enemies and just manually load them up with ammunition to spit out in .5 seconds. I think I should play factorio
@@connorconquers I'll be genuinely impressed if you can manage to get good at those games. Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina is like if a management sim and a card battler had the depth and difficulty of a Zachtronics game.
In case you're curious, it contains: TES IV (Oblivion), Factorio, Helldivers 2, Magicraft, OTXO, Ravenswatch, Rollercoaster Tycoon Delux, Super Hexagon, Terraria, and Vtuber Studio. I have no idea why I've done this.
Average German here - can confirm: Eating and drinking is optional for us, but we do it anyways, because we really like beer Looking forward to grading your homework - I have... 'studied' the subject matter myself plenty... Looking forward to whatever comes next!
started with your noita vid (despite having hundreds of hours, the title got me) and immediately binged the rest of your channel. spot on humor and pretty infromative. very cool that you link other channels too, also good taste in music lol. keep it up 👍
The train switcheroo was a masterpiece and it somehow only got better afterwards. I kinda wish you included a segment about some of the batshit mods like pyanodons and SE but I can see why you didn't. Great video mate, can't wait to see this channel explode into the stratosphere.
oh my god i love how it went from simple beginnings to chaotic scaling, it's funny how this is both informational and insanity, amazing video. makes me wanna play the game myself but it doesn't have the same addictive effect to me like others experienced, that rock and stone game on the other hand...
Says it's the worst guide, actually pretty reasonable. Also re: that particular rant at the imprisoned biter nest: in the new expansion, you can enslave them and put them to work *in* your factory.
As a long time factorio player, this is a piece of art that speaks an ineffable "WHAT AM FACTORIO?" into existence. And while it may not teach a new player how to to play the game, it baptizes them in the everlasting and unspeakable waters of THE RATIO. For whatsoever passes, one thing is known: The Factory. Must. Grow.
That's kinda what I go for with all my "guides" It's more, "you should play this game and here's some stuff you should know and how to get started." Basically an ad with extra steps lol
One thing I love about Factorio is that you don’t have to tryhard it. I have completed base game with my friend completely casually. Yeah, factory looked like a mess but hey, we had a ton of fun just experimenting and finding our ways to solve problems
"I'm simply here to tickle your neurons and lure you into a life ruining addiction" - style videos are what this game needs. And you did a great job, got me to put this on my to play-list, after i finish satisfactory.
@@connorconquers I hope you make a new video for space age. I also wanted to say I love your videos. I found your channel thanks to quinn69's video of him reacting to your PoE one showing up in my recommended. Ended up sharing this one and the PoE one with some friends afterwards as they're just that good.
@@connorconquers Oh? Anyone in specific? And that's awesome. I love the way your videos are structured so even if it's not a guide I could see a more playthrough type video working well with your editing style. It reminds me of another youtuber but I'm unfortunately blanking on the name at the moment.
I love your narrative style. It really feels like how you would approach a game for the first time and improve on each iteration. Thanks for the new addiction
That's actually exactly how I approached this video. All the other ones were games I already had a ton of experience with. After the Noita video I realised how much better a narrative through line makes things. So since I had less experience with this game I tried to lean on the first time learning experience more and build on that. I wasn't sure if it worked well but it seems to be going well!
@@connorconquers It definitely makes the videos entertaining to watch and makes me want to play the games. Wish you all the success, you definitely deserve it
@@connorconquers i probably played my first 1000 hrs without making trains, and now its the first thing i shoot for. now when i play multiplayer with my brother, we just text each other "TRAINS?"
These videos are genius! you watch them for the first time and buy the game, then after playing the game for an unhealthy sum of time you watch it again and it’s even funnier
This guy could script and publish a video around Zisteau cursing Factorio's autosave, and through sheer shock and awe cause youtube to triple in company profits over a fortnight. Spectacular video! You're incredibly lucky and absolutely the perfect person to have made this video at this space and time. I'm sorry that it'll all be downhill from now on though.
as a seasoned player i really approve this guide. I've seen Trupen's films being way worser than this xD. In all seriousness you've covered everything to reflect what this game is. Ratios are especially neglected by authors of "how i built my starter base in 100hrs". A+ my friend
Thank you! I always try to capture that essence that makes a game special and this was a hard one because there's SO MUCH. Figuring out what NOT to cover was so damn tough.
Setting the unrestricted, uncontrolled growth of industrialization to the song Tenebre Rosso Sangue is a combo that is much more fitting than I had thought. Well edited, fine sir.
@@leakingamps2050 Tenebre Rosso Sangue - KEYGEN CHURCH Or, if you are an Ultrakill player, it's "The epic song that plays when you are about to get absolutely humbled"
This is a well-made guide guide to war crimes!
I learned from the best ❤️
hello factorio man. thank you for teaching us the game
It's The Guy
I don't remember the bugs being a signatory to the Geneva Conventions.
Why after you subbed to the same people as me?
imagine the helldiver going to the factorio planet and finding all the bugs under control by one measly engineer
Super Earth skill issue
And the bots are all working for the engineer too.
Bugmaxxing in the gooncave
@@connorconquers That sounds... Undemocratic.
@@milotrochez5726 as a fellow player of both games, I wanted so badly to use artillery on a space platform as an orbital strike canon.
'This planet is alive, and I'm going to teach it fear' thats metal af
Thanks, just channeling my inner Dethklok 🥰
"I joined the fight against climate change. On the side of pollution."
The part about the resources being yours reminds me of that joke in Subnautica where your PDA tells you that you must reimburse the corporation that owns the planet you're stranded on for all the resources you consume. "Your current balance stands at 5 million galactic credits"
The "just trying to survive" to "I am the megacorp" pipeline in this game is insane.
At least oxygen is included this time around
Right? Easy game for babies.
don't start Space Exploration. don't start Space Exploration. don't
Try Pyanadons! Or bobs+angels if you're not too insane
RE: Space Exploration... notice how I never touched on multiplayer here? Part 2 isn't out of the question.......
@@sypeiterra7613 don't kill the poor man! Even factorio veterans are afraid of Py
You went from Minecraft, to Frostpunk, to Starship Troopers, to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
I literally based that segment on the last paragraph on IHNMAIMS 🤣
This video is a masterpiece
"should you play the tutorial? yes. Will it teach you the basics of the game? also yes. will it teach you well? no, that's what trupen is for"
best line
It's not even a joke, it's just a straight up fact lol
For me it was Nilaus. I was intrigued by the game, got it for Christmas break, tried the Tutorial and couldn't figure out a damn thing. Found Nilaus via DSP, he taught me how to play Factorio and I'm now on an SEK2 run.
Well you see, as a train person, I never crash into an underground pipe full speed holding W after a... diplomatic expedition, and suddenly wonder why I have no plastic production
Damn that's so real, I hate it lol.
I only explore by building rail, with radar at the end. Why drive around every rock multiple times when you can just build it once and travel back even faster.
The use of the FTL soundtrack in the background has absolutely flabbergasted my entire brain
Time for another FTL run 😎
Sometimes I wonder what Dosh Doshington would be capable of if Factorio didn't exist.
I think the world is safer this way.
P = NP would be solved by now
so i wasn't the only one:D Remember that besides Factorio Dosh has his Zachtronics games, to keep him under control in alternate factorioless universe simply spew more Zachtronics to properly cool his core ^^
Factorio was created to contain Dosh. A traveler from an alternate reality came to our world and made it purely to circumvent the disaster that fell upon his existence.
@@connorconquers Nah, he'd look at NP and just be like No Problem, P you are the Problem.
@@lis6502 Zachtronics are decent, but Turing Complete isn't bad either. I have Hard Chip on my waiting list.
This is one of the best Factorio adverts that I've seen and it's not even subtle.
I really missed my calling as a drug dealer
@@connorconquers "Hey!...psst! Hey kid!...wanna build a factory? First warcrime is free"
@@SketchAndEtch LMAO!!!
@@SketchAndEtchIf you never stop the genocide it technically only counts as one Warcrime
3 minutes into the video and you deconstructed the space ship
prepare to be sacrificed to elder gods
I have fled the solar system. My crimes will go unpunished.
@@connorconquersthe Biters will bring justice
Leave him to be sacrificed to the Behemoths ;P aaand enjoy his content until then ^^
yes
Well this is kinda surreal. Thanks for all the great videos. You're a massive inspiration for my cooking and editing. Stay safe out there Slav King 👑
this comment is the pinnacle of writing, symbolizes the agreement to the better opinion🔥
3:47 "Thermodynamics can suck it"
Yeah, that's how fuel tends to work...
Hello, train fiend. We're so glad you could join us. Welcome home.
That bit is based on my actual early thoughts on trains. I have seen the light. I submit to train supremacy
@@connorconquers Yes, good, we gather another follower.
@@connorconquers And that's why I truly like Satisfactory as much as this game!
i like trains
There aren‘t many things better than factorio trains. Not even drugs compare
So, as someone with several thousand hours in Factorio... yeah - this is the Factorio experience in a nutshell. Like I can't even call this an exaggeration. Even the megalomaniacal part toward the end.
...
Now, if you'll excuse me, the factory must grow!
The villain arc is only a very slight exaggeration.
There's only one non megalomaniac ending, and that's if you play without biters. Then the ending is just replacing all that ugly green nature stuff with beautiful and wholesome concrete.
Yeah, and corporations with hundreds to even thousands of engineers and millions or even billions of dollars in revenue and cash flow still can't keep up with our demands. The factory must grow, and we still need the hardware 5 generations from now, right now!
If... of you need a more chill experience... try satisfactory
As a German I almost smiled at that joke 1:18 hilarious
An almost smile from a German is a huge compliment. Thank you!
I don't understand that joke, could you explain it to me ?
@@CaptainTimo Germans have historically been a very industrious and productive people. A lot of great engineers also come from Germany. So I'm associating the German peoples with the Factorio engineer who is a seemingly magic beacon of productivity and efficiency.
Also, German's are culturally a stoic people (not always but culture is culture) so me saying an almost smile is huge is poking fun at that stoic-ness.
This is all said with a mix jest and respect, of course.
@@connorconquers very industrious and productive indeed. Just the reason, why my 3 months of final exam prep time went right into "JUST BUILD MOOORE" and "THE FACTORY MUST GROOOOOOOOWWWWWW" plus like 4 days of actual doing school stuff. Still passed by quite the long shot. In University by now. And... how can i put that lightly. And FURTHER EXPANDING THE FACTORY 😈😈😈
As a (currently drunk) german I can say that tought the power of beer i slightly smiled
One of the fun parts about Seablock is when you finish the game winning research, it gives you a question "Wanna do it again? With two options "Hell yeah" and "No I want my mommy" which is rather appropriate.
"This planet is alive and I'm going to teach it fear" Goes SO fucking hard.
That train bit was incredible as well.
'Ratios are important'
My cursed production line that uses tier 3 prods so it's never truly raito'd; 🗿
Most of my builds were, "it works, moving on" lol
if you got the ratio’s correct BEFORE you added modules then if you added the same modules to every machine in the production line then the ratio never actually changed :)
@@HexenMeister06 Nope. Ratio for circuits before modules is 3:2 and after modules it's close to 1:1, for instance.
@@HexenMeister06 This applies for speed, but not productivity, They make alll the rations just broken
Don't tell that to Josh. Let's game it out would make a mess of your ratios and still find a way to get it to work.
Every so often I accidentally hit the alt key and wander around my factory wondering why I can’t see
THIS HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES
Alt-D failed me again!!!
This is why I have that rebound to semicolon
hit that accidentally far less often.
I missed the word "accidentally" reading this and thought you were like those shortsighted guys who took off their glasses as a pastime
"Nothing is so permanent as a Starter base", Milton Friedman
ooft, right in the truth
@@connorconquersthe atarter base experience " i will keep you so I can expand more easily, but not make dedicated new and sexy base with your produce"
If it doesn’t have concrete and lamps its not a real base its a starter base - Doshdoshington
the fucking quality of this video; the editing, the writing, the narration, choice of score, fucking everything made me assume this channel had at least 10 million subs. Extremely underrated creator. You've earned my sub.
There is no better feeling then remembering that you have a hundreds of kilometres long wall lined with autoreloading artillery , a tool to tell them where to shoot, and a target rich environment
"I learned Lua out of spite and made a mod to be gay and select pronouns" thats just brilliant
This is what happens when I'm left alone with Visual Studio
Absolutely legendary.
Mega based
Infinitely more effective than parroting "hit that subscribe button".
in my experience, being fuelled by spite is the only way to get anything done in Lua
17:17 “SIZE DOES MATTER AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A BOTTOM
AND IM ALWAYS ON TOP OF MY GAME”
Got me so good omg 😂
...i-i'm a bottom~ 👀👉👈
Hang on, wouldn’t a bottom have far more knowledge and experience, being the one most directly affected by the size or lack thereof?
@@mikeydflyingtoaster exactly! =w=
aaaaaaaand also it sounds more like
"RAIN IS WET AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS AN UMBRELLA"
like
if you are an umbrella
why in the name of king ludwig the fourteenth's colored striped trousers would you even consider making such a ridiculous counterclaim
when your entire life experience is telling you the exact opposite of dat
it just makes no sense. it makes no sense at all. =w=
@@abcedefger4251 That's a lot of joke criticsim coming from someone within topping distance.
I'm pretty sure all the size queens are bottoms so I don't think this quite tracks.
Factorio: A game where automation meets "I have no mouth and I must scream"
“It’s just my starter base” has got to be my favorite excuse for any horrendous design
I can justify so many design crimes with this
"This planet is alive and I'm going to teach it fear" is genuinely one of the hardest quotes I've ever heard holy shit
HBomberGuy Flashbang
It's wild that endgame bases kinda look like circuit boards.
That seems to happen with every factory game after a while
It's all input-outputs with a slightly different flavor applied to it.
And then there is this: ua-cam.com/video/Y9xi0V71G08/v-deo.html so not every factory game or playthrough results in looking like a circuit board.
All hail the mighty gradient. Time is flow, flow is change, change is existence.
Mine didn't - for the first time. Didn't watch any tutorials, didn't build main bus, it was all spaghetti and I launched the rocket :)
That slander against walling, UNCALLED FOR. I like fortresses and so should everyone else.
Well tbf I did wall in my entire base before I learned my lesson lol
I feel like walling in your base becomes much better once you have construction robots and blueprints, so you can easily pick up your wall and move it somewhere else for expansion. Tileable blueprints can be especially nice.
Oh 100%. Having to take them down manually is brutal.
@@connorconquersthe true answer is to make your wall huge to start out with.
They arent very functional but by good are they nice to look at
for trains you basically only need to know:
1, keep signals and trains on the same side/same direction ( you will need 2 lengths of tracks for a one way system )
2, anytime there is a start of a split or merger in the tracks, add chain signal(s)
3, anytime there is the end of a split or merger add normal signal(s)
Do I detect a very specific alert siren in the background? I now expect the worst guide to Lobotomy Corp in the future. If this requirement won't be met I shall initiate Qliphoth meltdown.
There might be something in the works 👀
watched up to "and to do this we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist, so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast" and knew you were the one; brilliant writing (thus far; don't let me down from here)
That's by far the most cursed sentence I've ever constructed. Hope you liked the rest of the vid!
@@connorconquers more cursed than "inflate harder than a furry trying to make rent"?
@@christoefur944 A close second lol
I learned a new word today.
Hah, I'm so sorry.
Factorio, one of the few legal versions of crack.
"Will it teach you well? No, that is what Trupen is for" 🤣
"You're now addicted." - "Inside you are two wolves. One smokes concrete. The other also smokes concrete. You're addicted to concrete."
And now I want this but for Space Exploration and Krastorio 2. Just because the Factory must grow! Why stop at /one/ planet?
I also feel like the 19:00 is the prelude to Helldivers 2...
Accidental Helldivers lore??? This is the planet the terminids started on 💀💀💀
@@connorconquers Considering the bugs used to drop Alien Science, this isn't far off...
For Democracy!
@@connorconquers Helldivers? yea sure. What about accidental factorio lore though? Like, the respawn mechanism? Are you like doctor whos that reanimates themselves as a different self while still being the same character but retaining the memories of your past manifestations? Does that impair your memories of who you were and where you came from before? Who granted you that power? Is it the same thing that caused your ship to crash?
The ironic part is the 'why stop at one planet' is exactly what the main Factorio devs are working on too.
Your inability to not laugh at "Get in the robot Engi" is part of why I love this series so much.
15:44 This is the hardest "The Factory Must GROW" I've ever heard
I had to record that part in my car in the middle of nowhere cuz I didn't want to yell in my apartment 😅
@@connorconquers I'm just imagining someone seeing you yell out "THE FACTORY MUST GROW" into the microphone and wondering "What the hell is this guy doing?" This must've looked hilarious
Oh I did the full monologue in there. And I took video of it cuz I knew I looked insane. It'll probably be in the "year in review" video lol
@@connorconquersmaster boot record/keygen church was an excellent choice for this bit.
@@connorconquers Hello from November, looking forward to this. Also Space Age exists now...
From 14:50 up to 15:53 I ended up realizing I'm watching the same dude who convinced me to try Noita. Holy shit that feeling
"Oh shit its the time-sink game guy! I gotta get outta here!"
pro tip: every ratio is just the crafting times, with the ingredients’ multiplied by the amount required by the product.
example:
a green circuit requires 3 copper coils, both take 0.5 seconds to craft, multiply 0.5 by 3 you get 1.5, the ratio of green circuits to copper coils is 1:1.5, since you cant build half an assembly machine you round up to 2:3
red science requires one iron gear and one copper plate, you get the copper plate from smelting but iron gears you need to craft via assembly machine, iron gears take 0.5 seconds but red science takes 5 seconds, so ONE iron gear assembly machine will meet the demand of TEN red science assembly machines.
I'm tempted to pin this incase my subpar explanation scared anyone off lol
@@connorconquers took me 400 hours till i figured this one trick out and ive never seen anyone mention it anywhere else. most youtubers just say “once you get the ratios down” and don’t elaborate. this trick also is a life savor for mods like space exploration.
mother of god
i feel like i poorly explained this trick and have edited it accordingly. looking back i found holes in the math and should point them out. originally i forgot to mention _how_ to multiply the crafting times, hope its more clear.
Productivity module : allow me to introduce myself !
"anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom" au contraire, my friend. have you never heard of a size queen?
😳
They're not going to tell you that size doesn't matter though.
oh my god a huniepop video would actually be hilarious
I have a script started for it 👀
@@connorconquers Do. It.
@@connorconquers OMG please do it!!
List of games that I'd love to see guides for:
Rimworld.
Mindustry.
Project Zomboid.
Terraria.
Vintage Story.
Love the content!
@@AaronC. I do love Terraria and I've thought about making a guide for it before. Glad to know there is interest!
I second that call for Rimworld!
I also recommend Cities Skylines, Transport Fever 2 and Workers and Recources Soviet Republic, because notings more fun than to see a 80% population alcohol addiction
rimworld is peak
8:51 wasn’t all too convinced until I watched you place down like 6 turrets directly in front of enemies and just manually load them up with ammunition to spit out in .5 seconds. I think I should play factorio
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED
worst guide to lobotomy corporation when
The voices are getting louder
It's on my radar 👀
@@connorconquers I'll be genuinely impressed if you can manage to get good at those games. Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina is like if a management sim and a card battler had the depth and difficulty of a Zachtronics game.
@@KasseCoronet6556 Okay that sounds like exactly my shit. Also, when has being good at a game ever been a requirement for me making a video about it 😉
Ah, heavy drugs advertised in a plain sight, love it!
I feel like I missed my calling as a drug dealer
I came for the factorio video. I stayed for the 'I have no mouth and I must scream' prequel that it became.
Was not expecting Keygen Church, but man, does it work so well.
I pretty much came up with that segment and scripted the video around it lol
Good lord, that takes me back....
To when I was listening to Keygen Church a little while ago.
Not a single day has gone by where I don't see one of my fellow Germans building a gigantic factory.
21:02 The fact that you have catagorized some games in the folder uncatagorized made me burst out laughing.
In case you're curious, it contains: TES IV (Oblivion), Factorio, Helldivers 2, Magicraft, OTXO, Ravenswatch, Rollercoaster Tycoon Delux, Super Hexagon, Terraria, and Vtuber Studio.
I have no idea why I've done this.
@@connorconquers Clearly you suffer from an envious diversity of games to the point of putting Factorio and Terraria in the same 'misc' bin lmao
@@123890antonioj well I've been in the game industry for a while now and I'm kinda passionate about it lol 😅
Average German here - can confirm: Eating and drinking is optional for us, but we do it anyways, because we really like beer
Looking forward to grading your homework - I have... 'studied' the subject matter myself plenty...
Looking forward to whatever comes next!
ambiguous amphibian led me down a dark path , the factorio pipeline , its mostly an underground pipeline with many others intersecting it .
started with your noita vid (despite having hundreds of hours, the title got me) and immediately binged the rest of your channel.
spot on humor and pretty infromative. very cool that you link other channels too, also good taste in music lol.
keep it up 👍
You know, that ending where the biter nest is trapped is actually a mechanic in the space age dlc
I know. Part 2 of this guide is gonna be unhinged 👀
Thank you Connor, now I can start my 173rd playthrough of the game.
lmao what have I done
that ending is a nice reference of I have no mouth and i must scream, but this time you are AM.
I'm so happy so many people are getting the reference considering how much I curbed from the last paragraph of that story lol
The train switcheroo was a masterpiece and it somehow only got better afterwards. I kinda wish you included a segment about some of the batshit mods like pyanodons and SE but I can see why you didn't. Great video mate, can't wait to see this channel explode into the stratosphere.
in the list where we showed a few mods, py was a few down.. so he may have at least tried it for funzies lol
oh my god i love how it went from simple beginnings to chaotic scaling, it's funny how this is both informational and insanity, amazing video.
makes me wanna play the game myself but it doesn't have the same addictive effect to me like others experienced, that rock and stone game on the other hand...
Glad you liked it! I need to get back on DRG. Helldivers 2 got me hooked tho.
You managed to capture the entire factorio arc in 20 min. Well done! Definitely going to check out more of your stuff as this is extremely well made!
Says it's the worst guide, actually pretty reasonable.
Also re: that particular rant at the imprisoned biter nest: in the new expansion, you can enslave them and put them to work *in* your factory.
17:25 "Get in the robot Engi" is perfect
As a long time factorio player, this is a piece of art that speaks an ineffable "WHAT AM FACTORIO?" into existence. And while it may not teach a new player how to to play the game, it baptizes them in the everlasting and unspeakable waters of THE RATIO. For whatsoever passes, one thing is known: The Factory. Must. Grow.
That's kinda what I go for with all my "guides"
It's more, "you should play this game and here's some stuff you should know and how to get started." Basically an ad with extra steps lol
One thing I love about Factorio is that you don’t have to tryhard it. I have completed base game with my friend completely casually.
Yeah, factory looked like a mess but hey, we had a ton of fun just experimenting and finding our ways to solve problems
"Biblically accurate Detroit" is literally the perfect description of my first Factorio base
I grew up across from it so, in a way, it was my muse lol
0:43 - it's Kyiv Polytechnic Institute, I used to study there, lol ;)
Hah, I just used some random stock video for that. I love when stuff like this gets spotted.
Basically our Ukrainian place to teach new cracked people and prep them to be VERY EFFICIENT in their factories
Did not expect to hear the word sounding in a Factorio video but it got a chuckle from me
One day I will be punished for my sins.
@@connorconquers Oh and thank you for linking your music choices in the description. I had forgotten the OTXO OST exists
Now try Satisfactory.
After all, we have two holes in our nose so that we can snort two lines of crack at the same time!
Dual snorting??? Now that's what I call optimization!
The performance on 15:20 is very expressive, translates the desire to own this world colourfully, loved it
Re-listening it over an over, it’s mine, this masterpiece is mine!!
"I'm simply here to tickle your neurons and lure you into a life ruining addiction" - style videos are what this game needs.
And you did a great job, got me to put this on my to play-list, after i finish satisfactory.
I can't wait to get into Satisfactory. Will probably do a guide on it sometime next year.
Conveyor belts, nukes, and an unhealthy amount of optimization? I think I should play factorio
The first thing I notice is First Trumpet in the background.
I am now morally obliged to keep watching.
19:15 I just discovered that i'm a sub, that's it
"Foreshadowing is a literary device-" killed me
When you have an iron plate plant that can load 3 train cars almost immediately upon it pulling up you'll understand.
Ayo, its time for my favorite series
The Worst Guides by Connor Conquers!
With the new 2.0 patch and DLC the game turned from pure crack to some insane concoction created by a mad scientist.
I know! I can't wait to go back lmao
@@connorconquers I hope you make a new video for space age. I also wanted to say I love your videos. I found your channel thanks to quinn69's video of him reacting to your PoE one showing up in my recommended. Ended up sharing this one and the PoE one with some friends afterwards as they're just that good.
@@kris123o I'm thinking of doing a co-lab for Space Age. I'm pretty sure I'm making a part 2 for this guide.
@@connorconquers Oh? Anyone in specific? And that's awesome. I love the way your videos are structured so even if it's not a guide I could see a more playthrough type video working well with your editing style. It reminds me of another youtuber but I'm unfortunately blanking on the name at the moment.
I'm debating between getting someone good to carry me or getting several other trash players and fumbling thru it lol
I love your narrative style. It really feels like how you would approach a game for the first time and improve on each iteration. Thanks for the new addiction
That's actually exactly how I approached this video. All the other ones were games I already had a ton of experience with. After the Noita video I realised how much better a narrative through line makes things. So since I had less experience with this game I tried to lean on the first time learning experience more and build on that. I wasn't sure if it worked well but it seems to be going well!
@@connorconquers It definitely makes the videos entertaining to watch and makes me want to play the games. Wish you all the success, you definitely deserve it
"what if i just build one train" right into a fugue state.. totally relatable
The rate at which I actually went from "trains are dumb" to "how can I build my entire base around these divine creations" was startling even to me.
@@connorconquers i probably played my first 1000 hrs without making trains, and now its the first thing i shoot for. now when i play multiplayer with my brother, we just text each other "TRAINS?"
“Meth’d up Koch brother” is one of the funniest jokes I’ve heard in a long time, amazing video.
The lobotomy corporation os5 goes unbelievably hard (incredible video as always)
I really should play that game. And thanks!
this is literally the "sell seashells on a seashore" meme luigi sings but the guide for factorio awesome
I've created biter scarcity. Buy now...
Factorio is one of those games that is what you make of it. It's only complicated if you make it complicated.
It's a 'lil complicated. But yeah, I like to overcomplicate things lol
"The Factory MUST GROW"
Unironically a hardcore battle cry.
These videos are genius! you watch them for the first time and buy the game, then after playing the game for an unhealthy sum of time you watch it again and it’s even funnier
"After the successful crash hit alt"
Oh man i realised how big of a deal it was when I reached mission 5 😂
15:34 is just- beautiful. I was wondering where our catchphrase had been before then. Glad that you've seen the truth. Welcome to the factory
Had to give it the gravity it deserved. But wait... if we're here... who's growing our factories???
@@connorconquers oh I'm playing Factorio while typing :] it was very cathardic to hear you take up our warcry. I keep replaying it
1:13 „using this very average German“ had me dying 😂
I was so confused but I see you meant 1:18 lol
As a german i can relate
And i love being obcessed with eficciency (also my fave module)
This went from zero to 100 real quick. Was making a bacon sandwich while half-watching, sat down and suddenly pipes.
This guy could script and publish a video around Zisteau cursing Factorio's autosave, and through sheer shock and awe cause youtube to triple in company profits over a fortnight.
Spectacular video! You're incredibly lucky and absolutely the perfect person to have made this video at this space and time.
I'm sorry that it'll all be downhill from now on though.
Lol thanks. I've got some big plans still so let's hope it's not downhill lol
as a seasoned player i really approve this guide. I've seen Trupen's films being way worser than this xD. In all seriousness you've covered everything to reflect what this game is. Ratios are especially neglected by authors of "how i built my starter base in 100hrs". A+ my friend
Thank you! I always try to capture that essence that makes a game special and this was a hard one because there's SO MUCH. Figuring out what NOT to cover was so damn tough.
That Biter evolution was the money shot
I recreated the evolution swapping frame by frame. I don't know why I put that much effort into it so I'm glad someone commented on it 🤣
Opening the video with a "Warning" from Lob Corp... well I know what guide I'm getting into here...
I just liked the song lol. I had no idea the PTSD storm I was unleashing. And now I own the game as a result 👀
14:50 THE FACTORY MUST GROW
Listening to this as I build a 32 belt mining outpost to fuel my infinite artillery range science to Grow the Factory.
Optimized viewing conditions
Setting the unrestricted, uncontrolled growth of industrialization to the song Tenebre Rosso Sangue is a combo that is much more fitting than I had thought. Well edited, fine sir.
i literally said "oh yes" under my breath when i saw the notification
This really encapsulates the classic descent into madness in Factorio. Especially the use of Keygen Church at 15:27 works so well, I love it
I was so afraid it wasn't gonna work. So happy it seems to have!
which song was this?
@@leakingamps2050
Tenebre Rosso Sangue - KEYGEN CHURCH
Or, if you are an Ultrakill player, it's "The epic song that plays when you are about to get absolutely humbled"
9:34 a wild hbomberguy appears with his "foreshadowing is a literary device" 🤣
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