I love these cheap budget movies, something good to laugh about and just enjoy the stupidty of it. Its one of those its so bad that its good thing. Also, thank you UA-cam for actually giving me an early notification.
Maybe the difference in reach was due to different parts of the monster being in different spots of the beach, or maybe the monster was further away when it couldn't reach too far and closer when it could reach further?
I call this...creature or creatures Apoikiakó Skoulíki (Greek for Colonial Sandworm), these are a fictional relative to the Portuguese Man of War, like their relative they are made up of more than one organism, in other words a colonial organism. They tend to start out as larvae on land but, over a short period of time they have to return to the ocean to reproduce, they have no predators but, they are in decline because of a harmful bacteria that was introduced to breakdown pollution, only 1 colony was reported that was my 2nd fictional species profile. Ps Alteori, I love your videos, you make me smile and entertained, thank you
Maybe because they thought calling it "the beach" or "the wasted" wouldn't sound good either so they chose the least bad name (well bad name still) and they were done
you rent a beach for a few days hire B or C level actors and you get a really cheap movie. what it looks like this is just the same thing with some games (asset flips) the principle is the same
The nerd part of me can"t help but give the move a half star for concept and monster design. The idea of the monster is creative, the movie is just bad though, and they did ma boi chocolate chunk bad in this movie. T-T
IVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS ONE! I have the DVD, Me and my mum (Sorry about spelling, I’m Australian -w-‘) watched it together and we’ve never laughed so hard. It was beautiful and the trash can scene is still an inside joke to this day
Sand 2: The Assfault , hilarious. Good story with a ( 1 - 10 ) # 4 in execution. Special effects are decent for budget. The grown children dialog added to the comedy. Loved it. I want to see the James Cameron version. They could call it “thing on the beach” lol
4:53 Girl whose name I've forgotten: it was the government. Me: sorry Alex Jones' daughter, the government didn't do that. This shit only happens when you play with Cthulhu's left testicle.
The monster in question definitely is supposed to be a jellyfish based life form. The numerous, glowing tentacles that sting with poison, the bulbous “head”, it fits. Not a choice of animal I think I’d ever expect for any movie, really.
I can appreciate someone who watches a movie. And puts more thought into justifying what's happening on screen. Than those who made the film. It took years for me to create a head canon for Friday the 13th. That covered the series contradictions.
Ha! I remember actually seeing this on cable TV 😁! Also, I actually had my little finder shut in a car trunk when I was 7. My grandma was putting stuff on the trunk and didn't see ny hand there and SLAM! Didn't know I could shreek that high 😁! My grandma nervously scrambled for the key and luckily my finger was actually o.k. ft a little bad for her. Learned my lesson about where I put my hands lol 🖐😁😎.
Monster: can't destroy a car and can't go any where that isn't sand or water, and could barely handle a small can of gasoline. Last scene with monster: floating toward another beach. Alteori: Welp there goes the world
The Floor is lava. That should have been the tile of that movie instead being called THE SAND, although, they would have to change it up a bit. Another weird movie review adventure. After watching this video, I'm kinda getting some UNDERWATER vibes. Only small glimpse of the monster/thing, that is good, gets the viewers to want to find out more. Also, like you said, the acting is weird. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
Alteori, they could reach farther due to two reasons. 1) It's closer to the center of the creature beneath. 2) It's finished digesting a bird, and two human beings. It gets huge by the end of the movie, I saw it, it was pretty cool, but clearly low budget with all the money spent on Special Effects and not actors.
I think this monster could grow more the more it feeds itself with people, but it needed constant food to keep growing faster, otherwise, it would do it slowly.
This movie, for me at least, had a "So stupid it's funny," vibe. But the part that got me, that you never addressed was how the Guy, while trying to traverse across the Surfboards, STOPS to bicker with his ex. He is in the middle of making his way to the table, and he STOPS! This is a life and death situation. Save your relationship bullshit for when you are safe!
Lol I thought of that while watching, but they allude to it being "just in case I die, let me get it out." I gave that a pass but he could have ridden and whistled.
"ok guys we need to make a horrow movie any ideas?" "how about make it where a creature attacks them from underground etc" "so like tremors?" "yes BUT the creature only attacks if ppl put their skin on the ground but they can still use anything at their disposal" "ok...so what do we call the movie then?" "hm… THE SAND" "...………………..GENIUS!!!!!!!!!"
At an introvert nerd, getting absolutely obliterated is one of my favorite things. I can tell you don’t drink because the concept of a middle ground between “a few glasses of wine” and “too drunk to remember anything” doesn’t exist to you. I feel like you actually listened to what they told you health class. You shouldn’t have.
The worm things probably knew that the hands were not a large enough target to attack, while his stomach was attacked while his whole body was suspended above the sand.
Can you do sand shark sometimes.....its a stupid movie and i remember on the dvd it said 'you thought you were save on land...think again' 😂😂😂.....that shows just how bad it is.....ther is also jurassic shark
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it! Note: A SQUABBLE is a group of SEAGULLs!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 2:39 - "Poor fellow! Still if it were me, I would survive as I'm the reigning champion of the SAND IS LAVA in my SQUABBLE!" 8:51 - "Alteori my dear, they obviously sense he's a douchebag and per monster/slasher movie rules, douchebags usually lack plot armor thus are usually on the menu for getting killed!" 17:20 - "He's watching the guy cause if he dies then he's a potential meal (as long as the gulls stay off the sand their fine)! It's pretty much carrion feeding 101, what until the bleeding guy dies or is mostly dead before chowing down!"
Before I watch the video, I'm so sorry. Even I have never seen this movie and I know how .... interesting it is. Edit: never mind, I haven't seen the movie, but I thought you meant the actual "the floor is lava" movie.
Anakin Skywalker: Finally, a movie about hating sand
Flare Mercury underrated comment
Yes
Totakeke Slider “I don’t like sand, its course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere”.
lul
THER GO,S ME JOKE
"He's going to die in a trash can, with a flesh knife on his face." My face farted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Alteori The guy in the thumbnail has an ability like no other...
To make a bootiful spread effortlessly.
“IT WAS THE GOVERNMENT”😂😂😂😂😂
I guess he theory of the government about controling the world is true👽👽
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was all the government
The government are lying they have live dinosaurs
@@gregorygoodman2654o
“Tickle Tickle he’s got your belly”
*Bruh*
puntastic
clip it, clip that!
She’s fucking hallaroise
I’m making a sandwich bu dum chh
Yée sands how you doing
Ah! Just realized the cop is Burt's son from Tremors, the other franchise with monsters under the sand.
Alteori lol ok
I watched ur tremors video right before this lol
What is this movie called
@@princetrooperyaashyabangad2543 In the description
@@Alteori thx
I love these cheap budget movies, something good to laugh about and just enjoy the stupidty of it. Its one of those its so bad that its good thing. Also, thank you UA-cam for actually giving me an early notification.
"The adventure is getting wetter and tighter", Alteori 2020.
That wormy monster got nothing on the Tremors monster...... maybe it's an aquatic relative or something.
Maybe the difference in reach was due to different parts of the monster being in different spots of the beach, or maybe the monster was further away when it couldn't reach too far and closer when it could reach further?
Mmmmm great theory!!!
“But hey that’s just a theory, A FILM THEROY”
@@Alteori I think that the monster was growing throughout the movie
I think that that only the hand reached out but when an entire body was exposed they wanted it more
"tickle tickle at different lengths when it pleased"... love this
The only good thing about monday is the comic update on webtoon, Sweet Home
Damn right
Technogist y e s
That is such a good damn Webtoon
Oh my fucking god this comment is gold and I agree Sweet home is really good, (Unordinary and the rot and ruin are also really good)
H A Y A T O
This would’ve actually been a great movie if it didn’t have a lower budget than the sketchy elementary school around the corner
Thats what I said when I watched it. (was only watching it for long Brady, was sad when they killed him off)
that was the point...
I saw some guys going in some school oh that's me now time to go get the kids
I was hoping there was actual lava on the floor...
Thought it was gonna be a comedy
It was one anyway
Supersaurus umm u mean ground but yea I also thought there was lava
it was understandble and still better than just floor is lava...
@@brandygienger2398 yeah yeah, but "ground" isn't in the name of the game or the title of the video, is it?
It WaS ThE GoveRMEnT
Lol.
BUUUUUUM
😹😹😹😹😹
Karens be like
*sigh*
I found it pretty cool that those little tendrils were basically the little barbs that jellyfish tentacles have and that inject the venom.
I call this...creature or creatures Apoikiakó Skoulíki (Greek for Colonial Sandworm), these are a fictional relative to the Portuguese Man of War, like their relative they are made up of more than one organism, in other words a colonial organism. They tend to start out as larvae on land but, over a short period of time they have to return to the ocean to reproduce, they have no predators but, they are in decline because of a harmful bacteria that was introduced to breakdown pollution, only 1 colony was reported that was my 2nd fictional species profile.
Ps Alteori, I love your videos, you make me smile and entertained, thank you
Fascinating concept, do you create various profiles for new fictional creature(s) you come up with? I love doing that kind of stuff
@@mr.sandman2755 i just preform a simple taxonomy on a fictional creature and go on from there
I actually watched this movie b4!🤣🤣🤣
🤣💀
Oh God you poor soul
yeah.. i avoid b rate movie but cool..
Alterio there is a movie called land shark
Not sand shark but land shark it is REALLY FUNNY check it out
I have seen that XD
*can I hug that shark*
@@MichelleW870 sure :)
shark liquid In an ironic sense or is it actually funny?
@@imlivinginyourceiling it's funny bc they used a teddy bear shark to be the land shark
The sand... the Sand... who the HELL thought calling a "horror" movie THE SAND was a good idea!
Rule 34 for horror movies
Well the same reason the called in the tall grass IN THE FREAKIN TALL GRASS!!!!
Like house shark ITS NOT GONNA BE SCARY LIKE.!?!?!?!?
Maybe because they thought calling it "the beach" or "the wasted" wouldn't sound good either so they chose the least bad name (well bad name still) and they were done
@@Alteori oh no i thought I escaped the grasp of rule 34 I have ptsd of rule 34 its hard to escape omg i think I can see what there going to do
Wow, they pretty much shot the whole movie in the same location. Very cringy, but I agree it was a good dumb movie.
you rent a beach for a few days hire B or C level actors and you get a really cheap movie. what it looks like this is just the same thing with some games (asset flips) the principle is the same
The nerd part of me can"t help but give the move a half star for concept and monster design. The idea of the monster is creative, the movie is just bad though, and they did ma boi chocolate chunk bad in this movie. T-T
This movie took low budget to a whole new level lol
This movie has an interesting concept to be fair
but poorly executed
@@atitaniumwall2319 well budget friendly....
@@campkira but bad cgi
@@mindlesisafk9295 well, the cgi wasn’t that bad
IVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS ONE! I have the DVD, Me and my mum (Sorry about spelling, I’m Australian -w-‘) watched it together and we’ve never laughed so hard. It was beautiful and the trash can scene is still an inside joke to this day
"This man is going to die in a trash can with a flesh knife drawn on his face."
XD
Subbed
A D&D adventuring party, now that's what I'm talking about!
Idea for alteori: for dumb movie Monday you should rate the incredible bulk
@@connorsage1267 you forgot the e
yes just yes
Thediamondbolt already reviewed it, so maybe alteori should review it too
HAHAAHHAHA
Sand 2: The Assfault , hilarious.
Good story with a ( 1 - 10 )
# 4 in execution.
Special effects are decent for budget.
The grown children dialog added to the comedy. Loved it.
I want to see the James Cameron version. They could call it “thing on the beach” lol
4:53
Girl whose name I've forgotten: it was the government.
Me: sorry Alex Jones' daughter, the government didn't do that. This shit only happens when you play with Cthulhu's left testicle.
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Cthulhu's left testicle”
That is probably not the weirdest thing you've heard on this channel.
Or when you meet the doctor
You dare talk about the great one like that?!?
“It was the government-
*Adds start playing*
Never thought this would be a movie
well not at type you paid to see...
The monster in question definitely is supposed to be a jellyfish based life form. The numerous, glowing tentacles that sting with poison, the bulbous “head”, it fits. Not a choice of animal I think I’d ever expect for any movie, really.
I've watched this movie before, I personally enjoy its quirkiness and the low budget acting...I dunno why......BUT I LOVE IT
"I had the hungers. The hungers only hands can satisfy"
0:48 🤣🤣🤣 “they find this mucus covers turd 🤣
I can appreciate someone who watches a movie. And puts more thought into justifying what's happening on screen. Than those who made the film. It took years for me to create a head canon for Friday the 13th. That covered the series contradictions.
What's the head cannon
This seems like some kind of weird JoJo, Tremors, and Anakin reference.
There are quite a few low budget horror movies that just feel like there's a Stand behind all of it
The sand guardian is mad.
You’ll get it if you’ve watched the vine.
"I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand."
*small wave splashes the sand*
"FUCK OFF!"
Poseidon trembles before them!!!
This video needs a counter on screen whenever Alteori mentions meat knife
the big glowy blue tentacle looks like the god damn hydra from the hl2 beta
This is a great idea, I hate when interesting ideas go sour
Ha! I remember actually seeing this on cable TV 😁! Also, I actually had my little finder shut in a car trunk when I was 7. My grandma was putting stuff on the trunk and didn't see ny hand there and SLAM! Didn't know I could shreek that high 😁! My grandma nervously scrambled for the key and luckily my finger was actually o.k. ft a little bad for her. Learned my lesson about where I put my hands lol 🖐😁😎.
Alteori, you remind me of Good Bad Flicks, Reviewing movies so bad ,they are actually good.
in these times I've come across you Altori you do such an awesome job taking these bullets for all of us just wanted to say we appreciate you so much
Dammit....Anakin tried to warn us
21:05 that one with his legs up in the air. Haha
This is what Calvin Would've Did After Coming To Earth😐😂
Monster: can't destroy a car and can't go any where that isn't sand or water, and could barely handle a small can of gasoline.
Last scene with monster: floating toward another beach.
Alteori: Welp there goes the world
Every time you review these movies I always send them to one of my friends just to make them lose brain cells
“Wow a movie about hating sand, my daughter would love this her first words was I hate sand”
*"You! Don't speak! Just don't!"*
Nice video 🙂👍
Anybody else thinks these monsters from b-movies can be monsters Zilla Jr. would fight in Godzilla: the series?
The Floor is lava. That should have been the tile of that movie instead being called THE SAND, although, they would have to change it up a bit. Another weird movie review adventure. After watching this video, I'm kinda getting some UNDERWATER vibes. Only small glimpse of the monster/thing, that is good, gets the viewers to want to find out more. Also, like you said, the acting is weird.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
Watch out! The floor is lava!😁
Thank you for this video.
I hope you are well.☺
in the final shot of the monster you see that it has different sized tendrils, the short ones might be the only ones near the tower.
That ending shot of the monster where it’s in the water and all black reminds me of the hook island sea monster
This movie was hilarious 😂😂😂
Alteori, they could reach farther due to two reasons. 1) It's closer to the center of the creature beneath. 2) It's finished digesting a bird, and two human beings. It gets huge by the end of the movie, I saw it, it was pretty cool, but clearly low budget with all the money spent on Special Effects and not actors.
Oh damn, i actually watched this movie once while just leaving the TV on. Didn't know what it was called though.
"Go find another meat knife" thats amazing
"It was the government"
Proceeds to play election ad
I think this monster could grow more the more it feeds itself with people, but it needed constant food to keep growing faster, otherwise, it would do it slowly.
"flesh knife" i'm gonna keep that
This movie, for me at least, had a "So stupid it's funny," vibe. But the part that got me, that you never addressed was how the Guy, while trying to traverse across the Surfboards, STOPS to bicker with his ex. He is in the middle of making his way to the table, and he STOPS! This is a life and death situation. Save your relationship bullshit for when you are safe!
Lol I thought of that while watching, but they allude to it being "just in case I die, let me get it out." I gave that a pass but he could have ridden and whistled.
This reminds me of dead meats channel or found flix heck cinema sins
But I love her take of it
i love how Alteori being high out of her mind
This movie has a good concept it would have been so good if only it were executed correctly and a better and amazing experience
Theory sounds pretty accurate to me but I also think it deserves like a jellyfish
"ok guys we need to make a horrow movie any ideas?"
"how about make it where a creature attacks them from underground etc"
"so like tremors?"
"yes BUT the creature only attacks if ppl put their skin on the ground but they can still use anything at their disposal"
"ok...so what do we call the movie then?"
"hm… THE SAND"
"...………………..GENIUS!!!!!!!!!"
At an introvert nerd, getting absolutely obliterated is one of my favorite things. I can tell you don’t drink because the concept of a middle ground between “a few glasses of wine” and “too drunk to remember anything” doesn’t exist to you. I feel like you actually listened to what they told you health class. You shouldn’t have.
2:14 :) turn up you volume :))))))))
I thought that too 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like who makes that noise when getting sick. 😛
xD
Thank you so much for this comedy gold😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
6:08, *BRUH* 😂😂😂
That's my cousin 😂😂
@@kill4me223 Cap
@@mikeconnors6824 on god that's my cousin I call him cj
The worm things probably knew that the hands were not a large enough target to attack, while his stomach was attacked while his whole body was suspended above the sand.
Can you do sand shark sometimes.....its a stupid movie and i remember on the dvd it said 'you thought you were save on land...think again' 😂😂😂.....that shows just how bad it is.....ther is also jurassic shark
The concept of this never seen movie is indeed interesting. There are many cool ideas possible including some for that large scale version of monster.
I just laughed my ass off throughout the video. You should watch sand sharks its stupid
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it! Note: A SQUABBLE is a group of SEAGULLs!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 2:39 - "Poor fellow! Still if it were me, I would survive as I'm the reigning champion of the SAND IS LAVA in my SQUABBLE!" 8:51 - "Alteori my dear, they obviously sense he's a douchebag and per monster/slasher movie rules, douchebags usually lack plot armor thus are usually on the menu for getting killed!" 17:20 - "He's watching the guy cause if he dies then he's a potential meal (as long as the gulls stay off the sand their fine)! It's pretty much carrion feeding 101, what until the bleeding guy dies or is mostly dead before chowing down!"
Can you do birdemic, its a truly stupid movie worthy of stupid movie Mondays 😂
BSM 1999 nah that’s to famous
@@Skyypixelgamer *too*
Tickle tickle tickle got ur belly 🤣🤣🤣 i was crying laughing
Oh the one where the sand eats people.
Wizard doggy's so cute 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love itttttttttttt💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
Before I watch the video, I'm so sorry. Even I have never seen this movie and I know how .... interesting it is.
Edit: never mind, I haven't seen the movie, but I thought you meant the actual "the floor is lava" movie.
his abs was me when I feel off my bike.
2020: awww man you beat me to it
15:15 lol wow, that was truly poetic.
Definitely got some cheesy charm
honestly i love theyes type of movies I hate them but they’re funny the 😃😃 i’m ok part SENTTTT MEEE
awesome video
The Sand is probably one of the best b-movies I've ever seen
Next bad movie Monday you should do doom annihilation.
Day one of asking for it.
Gotta love Monday's because of alteori
Haha Meatknife good one lol
Anakin's nightmare!
16:53 more like another dust bites the one
Um that was hot and the pair of kings is there! Love that guy and tremors guy! I love this movie
10:44 when u excersize so much ur muscles are that ripped
these metaphors are top notch
I never did like sand its rough, course and it gets everywhere
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JurassicHero 3 this is the true chosen one who will bring balance
Most incredibly stupid comment
I've seen so far
@@cthulhucosmicentity9155 jealous ?
@@noctis589 Gimme a break..Not
of you
You made me laugh here lol. Your reaction is priceless. 6:07