@@СамоубийствоМышьor maybe the friend group should think twice about saying something and double check their facts so that way they don't say something absolutely stupid to begin with.
Alteori and cinema sins would get along just fine Also 20:50 what everyone is like when Walmart opens it's doors so people can get toilet paper for coronavirus
Kevin Sanchez holy shit your actually right because Th3birdman and her seem to be sin the things they watch a certain way, like making fun of it while actually showing why it’s bad
12:07 honestly thought it was a rhino or hippo but a giraffe lmao wtf?!?! This movie is next level Edit: 14:50 I feel like she’s trying not to laugh lol
I don't know, I mean the squirels in the 2005 charlie and the chocolate factory seemed rather menacing. I really didn'y expect a giraffe of all things.
When she said that “something crazy was about to happen, this was stolen from another franchise, and that he was talking perfectly fine, I realized what was about to happen...”
Well, if he WASN’T at the door to warn them not to open it, they would have opened it anyway, since nothing appeared amiss, of course, they couldn’t assume that some super strong zombie monkeys would be in there. Also, the monkeys got inside that guy through his butt, the human anus can stretch about eight inches in diameter, and those monkeys were on the smaller side.
My only question is who thinks of these things like image some guy goes "Hey! I really like jurassic world and i love zombies also nature....I have a new movie idea!" Then goes to bed laughing thinking he'll be bigger then steven Spielberg!
The filming company “let’s make a rip off of multiple famous movies” a employee “ hmm how about Jurassic park and alien” anther employee “zombies” anther “and animals” This is that movie
i Only discovered you today and after watching a few videos, i love your energy. plus these dumb movies are always great to witness (through you) at least once
@Jonathan Segovia that implies I pay her. I do not. The only thing I said was she has a nice singing voice. How is that being a simp? I don't want into her pants, take that shit elsewhere.
Can we talk about Alteori awesome singing voice? Hope you keep this dumb movie Monday thing going it's great to have something to look forward to on Mondays
After watching this, I feel better equipped to deal with annoying people,or circumstances beyond my control. I enjoyed this immensely. Alteori RULES!!!
Humans are animals too so why aren’t they affected at all (besides the animals you know... killing them) I wrote “Humans are “ And the first auto finish was ‘Evil’
honestly the other species of animals shouldnt be infected by a virus thats infecting monkeys. if anything the Humans should be more susceptible to it than a boar or whatever cuz we are both primates.
12:21 paused cause I was thinking and not going to respond but she called me out on it.. and I would say a bear! For freaking real?! Giraffes!! LMFAO that’s ugh! I’m done!
I'm not gonna lie, when she sang right round, it was beautiful xD. Also is anyone not going to mention how the zombies ignore the giant opening in the stand. They literally run around it and jump up to the wall instead of the opening. The monkeys just kinda leave
I happened upon this wonderful piece of film last year when a local TV station was playing zombie movies. I guess it was one good one and two or three other stinkers. Anyway, I let it play just to see what it was about. OMG, too funny, too WTF. The idea that I have no clue as to how the monkys were infecting the other animals, the fact that any primate could get out through those very effective gates, the scene when the lions charged them, the CGI elephants (and other things) that don't quite touch the ground...just the whole thing. This is a movie Mystery Science Theater would have had a field day with! Love the review. I hope afterward you got to watch a good movie to try to wash this one out of your brain.
I never heard of this movie, I do know one alike type of feature movie it’s “zombie beaver” I think you would love yeet this movie out of existence next monday.
My dog and me were born months apart and she was with me since I was a baby. Honestly if she ever attacked me or was 'zombified' and someone had to put her down in front of me I would break down, I would cry, I am more than sure of that. She was put down a few years ago because of medical issues that were hurting her but that is obviously different.
I actually liked this movie and I enjoyed watching it. I actually watched it 4 times and considering some of the bad movies I watched this wasnt the worst I've seen.
Bees or some bird.... BUT most likely a god damn huge monkey or rhino remaking the one scene. 12:05 o giraffes why do they sound like t rex or some dinosaur
I use to think when characters don't actually say what they mean it was just for the movies. Working with people I realized people actually do that. They don't answer questions and they don't clarify what they mean then get mad when they don't get the response they want.
11:42 "Comment below what you think it is, right now." Uhhh... if I had to guess, I'd say it's either an elephant or a hippo. Or possibly, some sort of mutated saltwater crocodile (seriously, even in real life saltwater crocodiles can get absolutely GIGANTIC).
I remember watching this movie .w. the only scene that was kinda disturbing was the eagle nesting in the lady's intestines. But yeah not a great movie. But a kinda interesting concept
I'm not gonna lie if that was happening to me I'd be begging for them to kill me and I'd be pissed off enough to come back as a ghost or some shit if I was just left there
I also recommend the Dinosaur Project, I am a big fan of dinosaurs but after watching it I wanted to break the DVD in half and reclaim the hours I lost watching it.
I have to give you so much credit right now lol you actually pushed yourself to watch the entire movie so you could make a video about it. I absolutely couldn't get through it at all. I even tried to look at it like "let's just view this as a d comedy movie" but again couldn't 🙂 awesome job and you deserve total appreciation for your determination 🙂 I enjoyed your review despite my complete dislike for the movie itself. Again, awesome job 🙂
I've seen Zoombies... It wasn't that good but I was really young when I saw it so it was scary but I got older and then it got more retarded... So... This is just like Mickey mouse but more cringy.... Also when the girl killed the koala it looked so fake.... I've seen a leaf more terrifying than this.....
Bro I watched it when I was young to! The only scene that gave me a scared feeling was the koala little girl scene. When the guy got ripped in half by giraffes right year old me just didnt give a flying fuck anymore.
Maybe the guy trying to warn them off thought he could write "DANGER" or "LEAVE" in his own blood as a noble last action but passed out before he could complete the attempt? shrug lol
Alteori: Bitch it's like noon, what you mean take a nap? Me: You Don't know, but that's nap time for both animals and for us with Rugrats running about. Lol
YAY!!!!!! *Happy Dance* my favorite part of Mondays now!
There's just nothing like laughing to sheer stupidity after a shitty day. Thank you Alteori!
Birds
Mondays is my PTSD day, every monday something bad happens
Same
My eardrums exploded when the monkeys were screaming bloody murder
19:27 "Mr. Koala?"
Koala: "yes, my child."
That nearly killed me lmao
Mr koala?
YES MY CHILD
That left me bursting outloud laughing
That's the way my mother say that, DID SHE TRANSFORM FROM GOAT TO KOALA!!!???
Did a MONKEY come out when you were bursting
How did the little girl kill the kola
@@alvillarreal9515 she mauled it with a bat
Oh my goodness, I saw the ALIEN reference coming as soon as you hinted to it and laughed! That was just horrible!😂
I know!😂
Wait at what time?
@@omardelgado1835 7:50 is where she starts hinting to it
14:40 Lol literally the scene where they're trynna put the indominus rex down in Jurassic world. xD
This movie came out before JW
@@feristired8092 bruh JW was in 2015 this was 2016 i think
@@jamillatorres7226 really huh I got my years messed up
Actually Jurassic Park ripped off those claw slashes from The Howling intro...Jeez I'm beginning to feel like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons lol...
Or better yet the nerd of the friend group that annoys everyone with *"Um WeLl AcTuAlLy!!!"*
@@СамоубийствоМышьor maybe the friend group should think twice about saying something and double check their facts so that way they don't say something absolutely stupid to begin with.
With a dash of mansplaining. Technically....
I like how they often say "What the hell is that?!?" When some of the animals show up, lol 😂 😂
Godzilla Productions TV you are the last person I expected to see you here
@@spikezillaproductions9482 Honestly the last person I expect to see here is my dad. Or Rob.
She has a good singing voice, although it was only a few seconds.
Nice cock dude
Simp
@@bucketbucket3583 please tell that's ironic
@@Dankster-yo8xv dunno
@@Dankster-yo8xv what do you think . Hmmmmm its almost like there's a meme around calling guys simp just because they complimented a girl hmmmmmmmm😖🤯
0:59 now you will be replaying this on your device but also your mind.
She has a beautiful singing voice. 😋
@@treyrex5987 not wrong
Very good
:angry godzilla nosies:
12:04
Butterfly
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A giraffe.. that wasn't even on the list of things I expected.
Nice spoiler bro
"Kifo's not home right now!!" Best commentary I've seen in a good while, also that line had me laughing for 2 straight minutes idk why 🤣🤣
Same! It had me cracking up so bad I scared my cat! 🤣
"All fun and games til' a little kid drops in the enclosure."
*Harambe flashbacks*
F in the chat for my dude harambe
#DicksOutForHarambe
@@obsidian_oki F
F
@@carno_plays8609 NO
15:17, she's thinking, "Why am I in this stupid movie?!" 😂
Asylum: can i copy your homework?
Universal: sure just make it look different
Asylum:
Big funny
TheSoulFury XD lol
What is this movie they copied JP by every single thing
So true
•Williaminit • hey willy
Okay. You got me with the farting hippo. 😂 you’re so freaking hilarious I love your videos!! Much love 💕
I laughed so hard I seriously couldn't breathe.
"Kifo's not home right now!"
I got that reference. 🤣
Alteori and cinema sins would get along just fine
Also 20:50 what everyone is like when Walmart opens it's doors so people can get toilet paper for coronavirus
Tyler Martinez no she would fair better with Th3 Birdman. A guy who sins CinemaSins
Kevin Sanchez holy shit your actually right because Th3birdman and her seem to be sin the things they watch a certain way, like making fun of it while actually showing why it’s bad
Cam boi yeah the exact opposite of cinemasins
Eww not cinema sins, Th3 Birdman* hes funny as hell.
“Sorry but not sorry” voice is hilarious! 😂
23:00 actually
I can’t believe this is a 2016 production lol, also wouldn’t this be a dark spot for the actor’s resume...
12:07 honestly thought it was a rhino or hippo but a giraffe lmao wtf?!?! This movie is next level
Edit: 14:50 I feel like she’s trying not to laugh lol
You watching these movies is like the equivalent to Coyote Peterson taking stings
Alex Allen except he’s used to it
Executioner wasp hit him extremely hard, he said it took days to wore off...
Order 66
So true dude
This movie actually got a prequel back in 2019
12:04 squirrels!?
LMFAO? Giraffes is so much worse/better!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know, I mean the squirels in the 2005 charlie and the chocolate factory seemed rather menacing. I really didn'y expect a giraffe of all things.
I mean...they were my first guess,it would be kind of funny and maybe some sense
I was hoping for squirrels.
Justin AquaToad McGowan squirrels don’t make the ground rumble
When she said that “something crazy was about to happen, this was stolen from another franchise, and that he was talking perfectly fine, I realized what was about to happen...”
Well, if he WASN’T at the door to warn them not to open it, they would have opened it anyway, since nothing appeared amiss, of course, they couldn’t assume that some super strong zombie monkeys would be in there. Also, the monkeys got inside that guy through his butt, the human anus can stretch about eight inches in diameter, and those monkeys were on the smaller side.
7 before damage.
Didn,t need t know that but ok.
This reminds me of a scene frome Bruce almighty or was it Evan almighty?
@@shadowrosegaming3566 Bruce Almighty. The butt-monkey scene.
@@Lycan4 thank you
12:15 Gonna say elephant. I dunno, just seems like it'd be ridiculous enough for this movie
Same
GIUROOF
GIROOF
Imma say giraffe
14:52 no she ain't crying, she's laughing because of that SWAT Member shouting "WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!"...
I laughed to that scene so many times!!! He was like " it's not going down!! It's not going down!! Ahh!! We're going down!!!
Flamingos. I'm betting flamingos.
Damn it.
You see I’m betting a giraffe because tree
Imagining a flock of zombie flamingos would be amazing
@@jacksin54 well guessed!
You had me dying from the horde of geese exploding out the door 😂
I bet you were QUACKING up...🤭
Me when I see an animal die:😭
When I see a human die:🙂
More like😑 when a human dies
My only question is who thinks of these things like image some guy goes "Hey! I really like jurassic world and i love zombies also nature....I have a new movie idea!" Then goes to bed laughing thinking he'll be bigger then steven Spielberg!
This is an Asylum movie, nobody involved in it has any intention of doing anything actually good
The filming company “let’s make a rip off of multiple famous movies” a employee “ hmm how about Jurassic park and alien” anther employee “zombies” anther “and animals”
This is that movie
You forgot the amount drink they had at the time
The screaming of the SWAT Team was just... Umm... Unbelievable?
Yeah, that's it. Unbelievable.
"I'm in so much aaaaaaaaarggh"
i Only discovered you today and after watching a few videos, i love your energy. plus these dumb movies are always great to witness (through you) at least once
23:30
Bruh, that scene in _I Am Legend_ fucking broke me.
😭
15:44 i was laughing for 3 minutes straight 😂😂
You have a nice singing voice.
2:57 is better
@@urinetrouble0543 LOL
Lol
@Jonathan Segovia that implies I pay her. I do not. The only thing I said was she has a nice singing voice. How is that being a simp? I don't want into her pants, take that shit elsewhere.
I sing up her because her voice and presentation is nice too :)
Can we talk about Alteori awesome singing voice? Hope you keep this dumb movie Monday thing going it's great to have something to look forward to on Mondays
Mr. Koala?
*Yes my child*
😂😂😂😂😂
Can we talk about her singing voice? Seriously it's great
After watching this, I feel better equipped to deal with annoying people,or circumstances beyond my control. I enjoyed this immensely.
Alteori RULES!!!
Humans are animals too so why aren’t they affected at all (besides the animals you know... killing them)
I wrote “Humans are “
And the first auto finish was
‘Evil’
honestly the other species of animals shouldnt be infected by a virus thats infecting monkeys. if anything the Humans should be more susceptible to it than a boar or whatever cuz we are both primates.
TF
When I tried typing it it came up as, “humans are still not evil.”
Its not long now
Mine said humans are ships
Watch "Transmorghers" by "Asylum" please
Don't do it
Which one?
Atlantic rim
Hahahahaha
@@chito2701 its literally the "made in China" version of Pacific Rim. RIP
@@daws1620 atlantic rim is a rip-off from pacific rim, transmorphers is a rip-off transformers
5:50 Wait, is that I am Dominican lady from your sharktopus vs whalewolf video?
Not gonna lie, the kid and her sass was the best part of the moment.
It's all fun and games until a kid falls into the enclosure.
#DicksOut
Robert E. O. Speedwagon IS THAT A MOTHER RESPECTIN JAJAS PECULIAR EXPODITION REFERENCE!
Cough cough*** 2020 *cough** POVS *cough*** logicholic *cough*** ok ok uuum shin Godzilla humanoid monster part 2 pov
12:21 paused cause I was thinking and not going to respond but she called me out on it.. and I would say a bear!
For freaking real?! Giraffes!! LMFAO that’s ugh! I’m done!
LOL
HOW CAN A GIRAFFE EAT SOMEONE A CARNIVORE IS MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE
That's how the mafia works
@@baconworks4952 I am mafia
I feel that 30 m16’s would be more than enough to completely obliterate that single lion
Hell, probably even just one. I'm sure at least one of them had plenty of time to score a headshot.
Nobody:
Captions at 3:58: "tHe WaY hE bAthEs"
I got my ears pierced the day I watched this: needless to say, it was a harrowing experience.
I'm not gonna lie, when she sang right round, it was beautiful xD. Also is anyone not going to mention how the zombies ignore the giant opening in the stand. They literally run around it and jump up to the wall instead of the opening. The monkeys just kinda leave
Imagine if there was a zombie dinosaur movie... oh wait there's... The Jurassic Dead (2017)
And we recently got the new episode of “Primal”.
Will she review that one? I hope she will, we need more brain drain content
12:59 This is a spoiler for the mystery dangerous creature!
This reminds me of when Eddie Carr got ripped in half in Jurassic Park: The Lost World
Oh let’s just pretend I didn’t fall in love with her singing😅😅😭
Alteori: That's it for our adventure. Or is it?
dramatic music
Kifo: *opens eyes*
Ad: Dr. Evil "How about NOOOOO!!"
No
Uh uh no way
Why the hell does this "Zoombies" even a thing?
...come again?
@@GodzillaProductionsTV These ugly Asylum movies. Why couldn't they just be dusted in Hell.
@@GodzillaProductionsTV i think he meant "what does 'zoombies' even mean?" or "why is 'zoombies' even a thing that exists?"
@@Pissicist2394 Thank you very much.
I'll have you know that this is my favorite shitty movie
12:05 I think some buffalos, i'll edit this later.
Edit: Ok it's a giraffe. Wait what!
I thorough a hippo
I happened upon this wonderful piece of film last year when a local TV station was playing zombie movies. I guess it was one good one and two or three other stinkers. Anyway, I let it play just to see what it was about. OMG, too funny, too WTF. The idea that I have no clue as to how the monkys were infecting the other animals, the fact that any primate could get out through those very effective gates, the scene when the lions charged them, the CGI elephants (and other things) that don't quite touch the ground...just the whole thing. This is a movie Mystery Science Theater would have had a field day with!
Love the review. I hope afterward you got to watch a good movie to try to wash this one out of your brain.
Alteori: That's the end of our adventure....or is it?
Kipo: Surprise!
Ad: When the mayhem continues, are you in good hands?
21:30 that is straight up the aviary from Jurassic World.
In every movie I always see people use... GUNS OUT OF NO WAY!
12:04 giraffes
Edit)I was right
That means I was too lmaooo
15:44. The parrot saying what the fuck?!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
20:49. Bro why are there so many birds there?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Option 1: a rhino
Option 2: a hippo
Option 3: an elephant
And option 4: something big
12:55
EDDIE IS THAT YOU OR JUST SOMEONE STEALING YOUR SCENE
Eddie from jurrasic world?
I never heard of this movie, I do know one alike type of feature movie it’s “zombie beaver” I think you would love yeet this movie out of existence next monday.
I think I saw that movie. Didn’t a human turn into a beaver after being bit?
3:00, demon voice;😂
Yes certainly.
My dog and me were born months apart and she was with me since I was a baby. Honestly if she ever attacked me or was 'zombified' and someone had to put her down in front of me I would break down, I would cry, I am more than sure of that. She was put down a few years ago because of medical issues that were hurting her but that is obviously different.
I've seen this movie 3 times... I STILL can't tell if bird-lady is elated or horrified about the nesting.
I actually liked this movie and I enjoyed watching it. I actually watched it 4 times and considering some of the bad movies I watched this wasnt the worst I've seen.
12:00 it's a dinosaur isnt it
Yeah that wasnt expected
Bees or some bird.... BUT most likely a god damn huge monkey or rhino remaking the one scene. 12:05 o giraffes why do they sound like t rex or some dinosaur
21:05 nesting inside people while they're gutted but still alive? That's also a JP reference, pff! The Troodons in the JP Telltale game
I just found this channel and you deserve an instant sub
In this movie I saw a couple birds repeatedly pecking the aviary dome
I don't know about you but I want to see those zombie birds made into a meme.
Wow. You can really sing. You need to do it more
12:04 rhino or Komodo dragon or a parrot
Well rhino was kinda close I guess
I use to think when characters don't actually say what they mean it was just for the movies. Working with people I realized people actually do that. They don't answer questions and they don't clarify what they mean then get mad when they don't get the response they want.
"I'm dead" 🤣
19:17 That’s just obvious. You can tell it’s alive, my god.
12:03
Cow
Sheep
Ant
Ape
Or even a
Giraffe
I said
Lion, gorilla, bird or leopard
Two words for next week
GHOST
SHARK!!!!
Yes
@@suarez6969 oh-oh, am i in trouble?
100% yes
I want the Asylum to go the asylum. Thanks Alteori! Your videos crack me up!
11:42
"Comment below what you think it is, right now."
Uhhh... if I had to guess, I'd say it's either an elephant or a hippo. Or possibly, some sort of mutated saltwater crocodile (seriously, even in real life saltwater crocodiles can get absolutely GIGANTIC).
I remember watching this movie .w. the only scene that was kinda disturbing was the eagle nesting in the lady's intestines. But yeah not a great movie. But a kinda interesting concept
I'm not gonna lie if that was happening to me I'd be begging for them to kill me and I'd be pissed off enough to come back as a ghost or some shit if I was just left there
Alteori, pls do Snakes on a Train, another awful movie by Asylum. LOL!!🐍🐍🐍🚇🚂
@ewok king Alligators on a Train
@ewok king That's not a bad idea for an Asylum mockbuster.🐊🐊
@ewok king I like those ideas.
But you forgot Jurassic planet( Jurassic world rip-off), Giant Snake( Anaconda rip off), and metal- man. LOL.
I also recommend the Dinosaur Project, I am a big fan of dinosaurs but after watching it I wanted to break the DVD in half and reclaim the hours I lost watching it.
Jesus H. Christ, I remember watching this stupid movie on Syfy 5 years ago, I think? I need to look it up. Anyway, let's move on.
God, that singing was beautiful.
I have to give you so much credit right now lol you actually pushed yourself to watch the entire movie so you could make a video about it. I absolutely couldn't get through it at all. I even tried to look at it like "let's just view this as a d comedy movie" but again couldn't 🙂 awesome job and you deserve total appreciation for your determination 🙂 I enjoyed your review despite my complete dislike for the movie itself. Again, awesome job 🙂
This movie is a ripoff version of resident evil outbreak
Don’t lie you laughed at the Hippo
Kinda did, until I realized what the hippo was doing. 🤢
I did hahaha
I pushed at the CG monkey dying...
I've seen Zoombies... It wasn't that good but I was really young when I saw it so it was scary but I got older and then it got more retarded... So... This is just like Mickey mouse but more cringy....
Also when the girl killed the koala it looked so fake.... I've seen a leaf more terrifying than this.....
Bro I watched it when I was young to!
The only scene that gave me a scared feeling was the koala little girl scene.
When the guy got ripped in half by giraffes right year old me just didnt give a flying fuck anymore.
You are killing me LMAO😂😂😂😂
8:22 CHESTMONKEY! That bit made my day X"D
Primal: Plague Of Madness this movie ain’t
The Netflix show called "zoo" does it way better
Zoombies happened due to a random chimp event.
Maybe the guy trying to warn them off thought he could write "DANGER" or "LEAVE" in his own blood as a noble last action but passed out before he could complete the attempt? shrug lol
Alteori: Bitch it's like noon, what you mean take a nap?
Me: You Don't know, but that's nap time for both animals and for us with Rugrats running about. Lol