I am Berne Velasquez this movie opened many doors for many actors in Belize including myself. I will forever be grateful for the opportunity. I am sorry you did not like it but I believe it was a great movie. I really enjoyed making this movie. Thanks for referring to me as the sexy guy and not talking too bad about me in your review.
10:42 Actually, it IS his actual spine! The sails that some dinosaurs and other extinct reptiles had are made out of a thin membrane of skin wrapped around protrusions of the animal's spine, so you were actually right to call it the spine. Have more confidence in yourself; you know more about dinosaur anatomy than you give yourself credit for!
@@Alteori Funny thing about the scene where the girl kills mama at the end.... That's an AT-4. It's a rocket launcher with an OPEN TUBE. The rocket exhaust would have lit the boat on fire and (slightly) burned her the way she fired it. Seriously it's like a flamethrower coming out the back of the rocket. that stuff is dangerous going both ways.
@@atomer13cz Then they shouldn't be using a dinosaur. Use a genetic Shark monster or something. Plus, considering how badly animated this Rex is, I can see that be an excuse.
I remember watching this movie and wondering why the hell a direct hit from multiple military-grade missiles didn't do shit to the Sea-Dinosaur, but a headshot from one RPG blew its head off.
That “THAHOOMG” in place of kiss at 22:15 has me in tears and that would be so amazing if that sound was played over every overdramatic make-out scene 😂
Alteori: "sexy bodies are diving". Me: that is actually a decently sexy female body compare to the rest of what Hollywood is throwing in your face all the time.
Funfact: I’ve probably watched half of these „movies“ already because at 10 years or so I constantly used to watch *Tele5* at night, so there was a lot of trash cycling trough my brain every night till I got to tired and turned my life’s attention back to sleep
Baby dino: "I was ripped from my egg, someone forcefully pinched my back. I got a way for a bit but they, there were two of them, got me again and yeeted my into a freezing dark place!" Therapist: "Mhmm.. Mhmm.. So, how did that make you feel?" Baby dino: ... *chomps face off*
@@mrex8554 Fuck Jurassic World. It's so bad, this movie might actually be better than it. At least it has like, 2 likable characters that don't die. Jurassic World has 1, and they died.
@@jacobc8036 I'm not sure sure on that. Godzilla movies always end with me siding with the King over the idiot humans who keep creating new messes for him to clean up (Biollante , Hedorah, Ebirah and a few others come to mind , lol) and Godzilla is a film series consider iconic in both cinema and pop culture worldwide. though i agree the humans in this are Asshats
Oi! at least this movie is better than the movie Zilla from 98, wich isnt that hard to pull. Somewhat sad that US takes names and kills off the perfect fine character, or renames entire anime's or perfectly fine named chars in them (Yea i look at you STARBLAZER and ofc. Kuro from Fate)
Instead of Ape vs. Monster, the Asylum should have made Poseidon Rex vs. King of the Lost World.I'm not saying that it would have been good,but more logical than just put two random monsters against each other.
I feel like the pitch for this movie went like "Okay, so there are legends about monsters in the Blue Holes in the Caribbean. We should make a movie about that. It's supposed to be a giant octopus, but I say we make it an aquatic t rex."
This is exactly what I love to do when I watch garbage low budget scary movies like this. This is also why not many people like to watch these kinds of movies with me. 🤣🤣🤣
I always find myself rooting for the creatures in these movies, humans either mutate them, force them out of their natural habitat, invade their territory, kill ther kind, kidnapped there infants or keep them in enclosed areas for study, every time a dino chomps on a human I'm cheering "YES! DINNER TIME!" 😂
@@toaster83 I believe I know but correct me if I'm wrong, godzilla was part of a species but the atomic testing killed off the rest of his race leaving him the last of his kind and horribly mutated
Joshua-lee Horton well that’s close but he’s actually an ancient marine reptile that was midway through becoming a land animal but the nuclear testing that happened horribly mutated him giving him the skin we see on him in that movie which is supposed to resemble the Hiroshima survivors scars
"I mean we can find a way to kill it but that's just a theory." a fiiIIIILLM THEEEEORRRY! I was going to complain about a missed opportunity, but I understand now that I felt myself die inside
Another dumb movie Monday adventure review, this one is called Poseidon Rex. It was somewhat okay to watch. That's dino abuse right there, that scene where they force the baby out of the egg. It was scared, no sight of it's mother, it starts to thrash around violently, trying to break free from the humans then it was thrown into a freezer harshly. As I said, dino abuse. Like you said, the dinosaurs are the victims of this movie. Once again, sorry you have to these dumb movie reviews for us. Oh Alteori, if want to look up movies that you think dumb, look up Aztec Rex, Anonymous Rex and Loch Ness Terror (Beyond Loch Ness). Three sci-fi dinosaur movies that I think you might be interested in to review for dumb movie Monday. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
I saw this was on Amazon while buying some Godzilla DVDs and I literally lost brain cells reading the name of the movie. Guess it's good to know my brain warned me correctly
OMG, this is the funniest video I've ever seen! I needed the laugh. My wife's brain tumor has started growing back and we've had a difficult few weeks. She's being released from the hospital today, after starting chemo and I guarantee she will love this video also. Thank you ALTEORI, for the distraction. You are wonderful!
This is fantastic. I found your channel a few years back and often listened to your lore/theory videos at work (my work allowed this). But I'm just discovering these bad movie review/break down videos and I love it. Keep it up ^.^
@@kaizeremperaiga1807 also just want to say that only mammals give live birth while literally any other animals lay eggs so it's most likely spinosaurus do lay eggs
2:42 I laughed too hard at that. Also, this movie had a cool concept, it just didn't have enough potential. The villain was just too El Capitan to be a real villain, so he got what he deserved. Everyone else were equally just as bad. The Aquasaurs were the real heroes of the film.
when your playing the isle with your awsome fully grown rex and you turn to see a very hungry hypo rex with no mercy swimming towards you from titans lake: 1:32
Sharknado Is Iconic, Nothing Can Replace It, It Was A Legend In The Shark Movie Community And Inspired People To Make Movies With A Similar Style To It, Therefore Sharknado Will Forever Be Remembered.
At 17:34 the gun thing is because blanks can kill too. Literally, plastic, paper, or whatever they use, gets shot out as fast as a bullet. They just don't go as far as a bullet, but at point blank that don't matter. So actor is following gun safety.
Also why in the right mind would you use a trex instead of a spino like tf I know it’s an iconic dinosaur but like jeeze a aquatic trex? Use some reality a little bit!
I feel like the only thing that makes sense in this movie is the fact that the Rex has fins- (But does it have gills, because it was buried-) [ I also feel really bad to fir the Rex- XD ]
I am Berne Velasquez this movie opened many doors for many actors in Belize including myself. I will forever be grateful for the opportunity. I am sorry you did not like it but I believe it was a great movie. I really enjoyed making this movie. Thanks for referring to me as the sexy guy and not talking too bad about me in your review.
Aaaaawwww no prob 😂 I'm so glad it opened doors for you. This is all for fun anyway. Thanks for stopping in and good luck on your future roles ❤️
@@Alteori I know its all about fun. I appreciate your show and actually laughed out loud and enjoyed the video. Keep doing what you do.
Wholesome
@@Alteori ty
@Sans Handlebars Thanks for your encouragement and support.!!!! I appreciate you.
"Life Uh... Shouldn't have Uh... found it's way with this movie."
*_a g r e e d_*
Hahahahahahahahaha 😂🤣👌
Life should of been burnt in this movie 😟
You are one "Uh" short in you're sentence to be casted as the next Jeff Goldblum( sorry if pronounced wrong) 😆
Ass cuts ass cuts ass cuts uh dog ass
Dumb movie: Poseidon Rex
Alteori:See's Dumb movie
Also Alteori: aww sh*t, here we go again.
Poseidon
Thx for fixing the spelling haha
Yeah🤣
Alteori's extreme empathy for fictional baby animals is pretty funny. lol I love her.
Spinosaurus: you couldn’t live in your own failure and where did that bring you? Right back to me
Excellent
Yes so true
Hahaha True
Damn so true man
*Suddenly A Film From Legendary Introduces a Over Powered 3 Headed Green Poisonous Toxic Creature Named Sar'Hingero*
In all honesty, I really like the monster design. It's a pretty cool design for an amphibious T-Rex
can poseidon rex vs sharktopus b a crossover sequel
can sharktopus vs poseidon rex be a crossover sequel
This movie should have been renamed: Jurassic shark or sea Rex
Genius
There is already a movie called jurassic shark.
Its basically The Meg, but a thousand times worse.
Shaun Jimbangan wait there is? Damn, ripoff movies always get the cheesy titles
Sea Rex gains more respect
If it was made by geniuses, It would be called marinasaurus rex.
Alteori: “ This movie is so stupid it made some of my brain cells chop themselves in half”. Me: MITOSIS
Mitosis is not the powerhouse of the cell
That's proof
LOL
Look the brain cells containing the knowledge of the name died so yea
Her brain cells is li,e amoeba
Your giggle makes this 1000% more funny
simp
I'm gonna say the S word
Gamer Gaming THATS SEXIST YOU CAN’T SAY THE S WORD
Sim aaahaaaahhhhggggggg
S I M P
10:42 Actually, it IS his actual spine! The sails that some dinosaurs and other extinct reptiles had are made out of a thin membrane of skin wrapped around protrusions of the animal's spine, so you were actually right to call it the spine. Have more confidence in yourself; you know more about dinosaur anatomy than you give yourself credit for!
Thanks.... Satan 😂😭
Is Satan not lying rn?
It’s hard to tell. I mean nothing in this film is accurate.
@@Alteori Funny thing about the scene where the girl kills mama at the end.... That's an AT-4. It's a rocket launcher with an OPEN TUBE. The rocket exhaust would have lit the boat on fire and (slightly) burned her the way she fired it. Seriously it's like a flamethrower coming out the back of the rocket. that stuff is dangerous going both ways.
The Rex is a low budget Mosasaur with no flippers but arms!
Lol
Indeed
More like spinosaurus
Yes u have 200 iq not 2 brain cels like the creators of this movie and it should be caled the atack of the low budget mosasaur
It’s a rip-off Godzilla with no atomic breath lol
Tbh If this were fan made
People would say
"OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ITS BETTER THEN A MOVIE"
Why use a Tyrannosaurus? SPINOSAURUS WAS A GIANT AMPHIBIOUS THEROPOD THAT LIVED IN COASTAL ENVIRONMENTS.
Well i mean if you want a bad movie,use a bizarre hybrid t.rex or spino
Spinosaurus Rex
Defective I.rex
I mean Spinosaurus can't be animated as that easy,as rex,but still,rex+water is like fish+air
@@atomer13cz Then they shouldn't be using a dinosaur. Use a genetic Shark monster or something. Plus, considering how badly animated this Rex is, I can see that be an excuse.
20:05 did i just hear a lion and an elephants voice combined to make a t-rex sound?
Yes 👁️👄👁️
👁_👁
I remember watching this movie and wondering why the hell a direct hit from multiple military-grade missiles didn't do shit to the Sea-Dinosaur, but a headshot from one RPG blew its head off.
Yeah that makes no sence
Target it's weakspot for massive damage!
C H E A P L O G I C
P L O T • A R M O U R
Because it was shot by a female
That “THAHOOMG” in place of kiss at 22:15 has me in tears and that would be so amazing if that sound was played over every overdramatic make-out scene 😂
Alteori: "sexy bodies are diving". Me: that is actually a decently sexy female body compare to the rest of what Hollywood is throwing in your face all the time.
@Christian Lucas the man likes what he likes
Funfact: I’ve probably watched half of these „movies“ already because at 10 years or so I constantly used to watch *Tele5* at night, so there was a lot of trash cycling trough my brain every night till I got to tired and turned my life’s attention back to sleep
Saltwater Rex are much bigger than their fresh water cousins.
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
@ewok king oh boi u are in problems
Plz don’t step
mah bonnet ploosh shall protecc snek
Don't know why but this sounded like a southpark reference
Hahahahahahahahaha 😂🤣👌
Baby dino: "I was ripped from my egg, someone forcefully pinched my back. I got a way for a bit but they, there were two of them, got me again and yeeted my into a freezing dark place!"
Therapist: "Mhmm.. Mhmm.. So, how did that make you feel?"
Baby dino: ... *chomps face off*
Ohhh
I know alot of people hate this movie, I actually think its okay, definitely better than The Amazing Bulk.
i agree.
I agree
No bulls#@$
I think what saves this movie is the monster design
The fact that this takes place in Belize tickles me. My whole family is from there .
Of all the crappy dino movies I've seen, this was honestly decent.
Same here
How about Jurassic world
@@theboythathasacat3040 jurassic world was amazing
:D
@@mrex8554 Fuck Jurassic World. It's so bad, this movie might actually be better than it. At least it has like, 2 likable characters that don't die. Jurassic World has 1, and they died.
Definitely a "sharknado" styled movie.
These can be fun, if you're in the right mood.
The p-rex baby while in the fridge was like: urge to kill rising
Yeah lol
You know your movie was horribly written when we are supposed to side with the humans...but you make us route for the monster.
@@jacobc8036 I'm not sure sure on that. Godzilla movies always end with me siding with the King over the idiot humans who keep creating new messes for him to clean up (Biollante , Hedorah, Ebirah and a few others come to mind , lol) and Godzilla is a film series consider iconic in both cinema and pop culture worldwide. though i agree the humans in this are Asshats
LOL
Me: Mom can we get Godzilla?
Mom: We have Godzilla at home
Godzilla at home:
Zilla all over again
@@Raccon_Detective. at least Zilla is a bit better
@@dolphin6755
Godzilla:TAS did justice to the Godzilla name in America.
Oi! at least this movie is better than the movie Zilla from 98, wich isnt that hard to pull. Somewhat sad that US takes names and kills off the perfect fine character, or renames entire anime's or perfectly fine named chars in them (Yea i look at you STARBLAZER and ofc. Kuro from Fate)
Instead of Ape vs. Monster, the Asylum should have made Poseidon Rex vs. King of the Lost World.I'm not saying that it would have been good,but more logical than just put two random monsters against each other.
I feel like the pitch for this movie went like "Okay, so there are legends about monsters in the Blue Holes in the Caribbean. We should make a movie about that. It's supposed to be a giant octopus, but I say we make it an aquatic t rex."
Screen Rant should make a pitch meeting about this movie.
@@shaunjimbangan1166 screen rant should do this with other shit movies
Jurrasic World: Les see what movies are on here.
Godzilla: Look here is one.
The Movie:
Fun fact: In one the Jurrasic park movies two chinese workers said "We moved away to get away from this" while being chased by a dinosaur.
Keep in mind that the guy on the diving boat has a M16 or something BUT wasnt expecting a a trex shark
An AK 47 would've fit in better.
r/hmmm
Well you never know
i mean its underwater it wouldent have done much anyway unless it was litraly touching the gun
I like how the dude on the boat was hip firing a m16 around and had no recoil what so ever and did not brake his shoulder
M16s don't have much recoil
Black people are strong.
This is what happens when stupid people exist:
Poseidon Rex
Hello lobit
Hello
Marvel's new warriors: am I a joke to you?
Lol
Your comment is what happens when little childs cry
19:55
old guy: no don't do it.
random girl: doing weird stuff to the poor guy.
Me: WTF was I looking at!
I had a nightmare about an underwater t rex when I was a kid, I'm almost an adult now
You had a visions of this trash lead us all seeing one *grovel*
You monster
This is exactly what I love to do when I watch garbage low budget scary movies like this. This is also why not many people like to watch these kinds of movies with me. 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Ah, May the 4th. They day where we can celebrate Star Wars
Alreori: POSEIDON REX!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
@@Dragooses May the 4th be with you my young padawan
11:00 at this "intense" moment, an ad of gordon ramsay's master class just poped up and now i'm laughing so hard XD
2:02
That sound is so adorable
It's the sound of pure joy
I love how you bring the monster POV in, got to empathize with the poor thing.
Omg I remember seeing this movie when I was like 9, I laughed so much at it.
For $5 spent at Walmart, I got a good hour of laughter outta this😂
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW that was a crazy cut scene, and we all know that old man wouldnt have been sayin "NO, dont do it!"
I always find myself rooting for the creatures in these movies, humans either mutate them, force them out of their natural habitat, invade their territory, kill ther kind, kidnapped there infants or keep them in enclosed areas for study, every time a dino chomps on a human I'm cheering "YES! DINNER TIME!" 😂
Same 😂 It's always funny when the humans get eaten
Glad to finally find someone else who feels the same way
Have you ever heard the tragedy of the original Godzilla? It’s not a story the producers of this move would tell you
@@toaster83 I believe I know but correct me if I'm wrong, godzilla was part of a species but the atomic testing killed off the rest of his race leaving him the last of his kind and horribly mutated
Joshua-lee Horton well that’s close but he’s actually an ancient marine reptile that was midway through becoming a land animal but the nuclear testing that happened horribly mutated him giving him the skin we see on him in that movie which is supposed to resemble the Hiroshima survivors scars
The beginning too me off guard so I burst out laughing
🤣🤣🤣
“Why in the fart rat?!?”😂😂😂
Poop
So this is what happened after "Charmed" ended. Leo left Piper and went to a remote island where he was cursed to battle dinosaurs forever.
"I mean we can find a way to kill it but that's just a theory." a fiiIIIILLM THEEEEORRRY!
I was going to complain about a missed opportunity, but I understand now that I felt myself die inside
Normally I'd think watching a movie at 3x would be robbing yourself of the full experience, but in this case it was a sweet mercy
Another dumb movie Monday adventure review, this one is called Poseidon Rex. It was somewhat okay to watch. That's dino abuse right there, that scene where they force the baby out of the egg. It was scared, no sight of it's mother, it starts to thrash around violently, trying to break free from the humans then it was thrown into a freezer harshly. As I said, dino abuse. Like you said, the dinosaurs are the victims of this movie. Once again, sorry you have to these dumb movie reviews for us.
Oh Alteori, if want to look up movies that you think dumb, look up Aztec Rex, Anonymous Rex and Loch Ness Terror (Beyond Loch Ness). Three sci-fi dinosaur movies that I think you might be interested in to review for dumb movie Monday.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
The Wilhelm Scream is a perfectly fine scream Alteori
I saw this was on Amazon while buying some Godzilla DVDs and I literally lost brain cells reading the name of the movie.
Guess it's good to know my brain warned me correctly
OMG, this is the funniest video I've ever seen! I needed the laugh. My wife's brain tumor has started growing back and we've had a difficult few weeks. She's being released from the hospital today, after starting chemo and I guarantee she will love this video also. Thank you ALTEORI, for the distraction. You are wonderful!
Oh wow. She's so strong! I'm glad she's doing better and you having a laugh makes it all worth it. ♥️
@@Alteori💕💕
I love her laughs.
This is fantastic. I found your channel a few years back and often listened to your lore/theory videos at work (my work allowed this). But I'm just discovering these bad movie review/break down videos and I love it. Keep it up ^.^
I still have a dvd of this masterpiece
Ha noice
The booting scene is the most American thing I've ever seen in a movie hold up let me pull out my M16
how a ground walking reptile became a water swimming reptile
Yeah and it kept most of its traits of a ground walker
@The Pshycho Path but spino don't lay egg and live underwater
@@kaizeremperaiga1807 their new tail?
@@advip2552 ahh, i see... you watch video about new spino tail too...
@@kaizeremperaiga1807 also just want to say that only mammals give live birth while literally any other animals lay eggs so it's most likely spinosaurus do lay eggs
I love how the bird smacked it’s head
I swear they saw your titanic video and got "inspired"
You're literally hilarious XD
Whenever I watch your vids, I completely forget about any anger and frustration that I have
2:42 I laughed too hard at that. Also, this movie had a cool concept, it just didn't have enough potential. The villain was just too El Capitan to be a real villain, so he got what he deserved. Everyone else were equally just as bad. The Aquasaurs were the real heroes of the film.
When you say P-rex, i can't stop spelling it like *PEE REX* in my head
I've watched this movie never got a sequel
'i keep wondering to myself if they are trying to model after the whole jurassic park trex chase - oh it fell down''
my god this was gold
14:20 when you try to be a hero...
That parakeet video should be your intro. No real reason i just love it
I can't swim.
I'm gonna get on a boat & go to the open sea!
Never understood that logic.
Poseidon Rex, sounds like he'd be some sort of Aquaman supervillain.
This should’ve been called Spinosaurus rex
The Poseidon rex looks like a guy in a t- rex suit when it runs.
27 like, no view ...
UA-cam : everything is fine
18:41 when the teacher goes to the other class for something
So I heard you like guns?......... Doom Guy likes guns too.
Alan:How fast are they?
Hammond:Well we've clocked the Poseidon Rex at 32 mp
Alan:
when your playing the isle with your awsome fully grown rex and
you turn to see a very hungry hypo rex with no mercy swimming towards you from
titans lake: 1:32
"Alteori would be great at Cinema Sins"
Also, I appreciate your firearms commentary.
Alteori plz make a video on mama scrface(the t rex from the 2008 turok game) cuz that t rex deserves a video .
3:12 I once got my cheek busted while skipping rope. It was about a whole cup of blood or more. My mouth would not stop filling with blood.
It kinda reminds me of "Sharktopus" or "Sharknado".
I personally think the sharknado saga is better than all of these, But it still isn't the best movie saga of all time
Sharknado Is Iconic, Nothing Can Replace It, It Was A Legend In The Shark Movie Community And Inspired People To Make Movies With A Similar Style To It, Therefore Sharknado Will Forever Be Remembered.
Shark To Sock / EEE yep
I actually love sharknado
Except they had actors, scripts, vfx, budgets, class and dignity. You know, Oscar contenders!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At 17:34 the gun thing is because blanks can kill too. Literally, plastic, paper, or whatever they use, gets shot out as fast as a bullet. They just don't go as far as a bullet, but at point blank that don't matter. So actor is following gun safety.
*watches movie clips*
Me: so basically jaws+t rex+spinosaurus+godzilla
(spinosaurus because of the land to water)
+ I.rex
You dont know what it takes to make a high class movie
Yes, avenge your mother and sibling, little dinosaurs!
I just found you today, and I literally can't stop watching, love your reactions and commentary XDDD
small baby thing running at you
me:stomp and bang bang
evil guy: *storm trooper mode activated*
I love the movie because of the dinosaur!!🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
Imagine a high budget remake where The gaming beaver actually plays a role
That squeal laugh just earned you a new subscriber lol
"King rex"
Doesent that mean king king?🤣
Yeah
*_king King Kong un-_*
😂😂
King of the king
Do you mean King Crimson?
13:00 one of the best rants I've ever heard 😂 loved it!
Also why in the right mind would you use a trex instead of a spino like tf I know it’s an iconic dinosaur but like jeeze a aquatic trex? Use some reality a little bit!
I remember loving this as a kid
Between this reactions and the weird theories that she puts out once in a while i do belive Alteori has lost it
I kinda died when you said "fart rat". I now have a new thing, so thank you
20:04
The rex is standing ON the water...
So stupid
Okay, that could’ve been shallow water and make their feet go into the water but nOoOoo THEY LEGIT MAKE IT BECKME JESUS LMFAO
Copy and paste that image on the green screen
The rex's jaw jumpscare in the beginning got me!!
I feel like the only thing that makes sense in this movie is the fact that the Rex has fins- (But does it have gills, because it was buried-) [ I also feel really bad to fir the Rex- XD ]
YOOOO ALTEORI YOU GOTTA CHILL WITH THE HARDCORE SHADE IM DYIN IN EVERYONE OF YO VIDEOS NOW 😂😂😂😂😂
Alteori, 20:06 is where the Poseidon rex is standing on water. No, really how did you miss this?
He is part jesus
Jane Marice Domingo
T - R E X • J E S U S !
That is t rex can swim and walk on water Like jessus
😂😂😂
Oh thank God I wasn't the only one rooting for the baby rex when it was getting revenge on those people. Go baby rex! go!
Boats & Hoes!!!
"They All Dive In"
That's what She said.
11:29 Commander Rex?
Omh that sound effect you did for the kissing scene had me dead!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣