FLORIDA SPARTANS BASKETBALL don’t know don’t care movie was still a bad acid trip all three of the and also am I the only one who thought they got progressively worse from 1 to 3
I belive that WhaleWolf is based on an a Inuit mythological called Akhlut, basically an Orca that can shapesift into a wolf, allthough in alot of art they are drawn as a mix of the too animals. Also Ambulocetus and Pakicetus where early whales so I dont know how this cazy lady got there DNA. Also the trailer made this movie look more fun.
Bough before me for i have watched all the sharktopus movies, sharknadoes, 2 headed shark, 3 headed shark, 4 headed shark, 5 headed shark and JURASSIC SHARK, along with mega croc vs mecha croc, placid lake, and super croc because I was bored
A very similar creature to Sharktopus was in Larry Correia's book "Monster Hunter Alpha". It was called a Luska. Front half was a huge shark, the back half was a nightmare of tentacles, with 2 large, clawed tentacles used as the main propulsion to drag it across land when it left the water. Whalewolf...looks like something I REALLY want to fight in a future Monster Hunter game. Damn thing just looks badass.
when i was a young lad, i found the sharktopus thing while adventuring on the internet. I, a sharkaholic, was fascinated by the concept. i loved it so much i taped paper tentacles onto the back of one of my shark toys. i never intended to watch the movie, i just loved the sharktopus. even though the concept is kinda stupid i still love the creature itself. i even drew (really bad nowadays) drawings of it and 2 other ridiculous sci fi creatures, such as "dinoshark" and "piranahconda." (i saw the piranahconda one, im surprised you knew of that one too. maybe checkout the probable cringe fest that is dinoshark.) i was actually really proud of the drawings at the time. thanks for the blast to the past, alteori!
The title reminds me of a casualty report from SCP-823 "Cause of death: suicide caused by forced sexual entry through left eye, resulting in unsurvivable brain trauma." Undoubtedly a wonderful memory to call upon
" they opened up different dimensions full of different monstrosities" So do you mean their world they let in monstrosities like sharktopus? Or our world where we let in monstrosities like these movies?
“If I was a shark my whole life, and then I got a brand set of weird-tentacle-things coimin’ out my ass, I’d be usin’ ‘em right left and center, too.” Alteori, Fri Feb 21, 2020. Something tells me that the amount of confused faces I’d get when I say this quote completely out of the blue and out of context is going to completely kill me, as I will be laughing so hard, that I pass away from oxygen deprivation. That’s how funny that situation would be in my eyes.
The only thing about this movie, in my opinion, is that the renders of the monsters actually looks good from certain angles and that it kills the people.
Anyone remember wild kratts and that episode where an octopus named seven got the power suits and kept touching animals? First a walrus, then a shark, then a bowhead whale and finally an atcka mackerel and he would turn into a hybrid each time. WELL WHO WOULD sharktopus or seven.
Here's some videos you could make... Godzilla vs Scylla . The thing vs stranger things monsters. Kong the size of Godzilla vs the Pacific rim humans in those robots or monsters. Zilla vs knife head or the humans in the robots. Methuselah vs behemoth. Scylla vs female muto. Rodan vs male muto. What if Ghidorah was in game of thrones. What if Godzilla was in game of thrones. Rampage vs Jurassic world Dino's
Headache in your eye hole... well. I've never heard it put quite that way before but that sounds painful as hell. I hope you're feeling better, Alteori!
They used to be so cool before showing mystery science theater 3000 and imo really cool old b movies n stuff then they rebranded n just got stupid... although I guess there's been some good things some good series and I loved that one movie where these people were stuck in a gas station trapped by a thorn monster thing
@@anotherrandomtexan25 I love that I totally agree with you there, they indeed used to be so cool, BUT THEN the channel was purchased by comcast and they started showing stupid shit like mystery science theater 3000 and C-rated movies, like you said they there's been some good movies and T.V. series... BUT those are rare and far between, and I also love the movie with people were stuck in a gas station trapped by a thorn monster thing... the movie is called splinter if I remember correctly.
I am so glad I am not the only one who felt that way about Syfy channel, that used to drive me crazy about Syfy channel and it still kind of does today.
Well, that movie review adventure was something. That movie is weird, cringy and bad. I saw the trailer for this movie, my reaction to it was, ooooooookay. It's one of those cringy and bad Sci-Fi movies. Didn't bother to watch it. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
My son is in love with any movie involving Sharktopus. He was 4 when he watched the first one. He kept grabbing it off my friend's movie shelf, and clueless me thought, he'd see the first person die and get scared and I could set the movie aside, then the first person died and he was in love...sigh...he LOVED the whalewolf. I judge these movies based on his excitement. I think this one is his favorite.
From Roger Corman, the director of Little Shop of Horrors (1960) now brings you... Sharktopus vs Whalewolf. Seriously? WTAF?! By the way Alteori, if you’re reading this, you can find a much better whale hybrid monster in the book Chimera: Scorge of the Gods by Matthew Dennion. That’ll if you haven’t read it already.
Film: Bad Acting: guess not that bad The shark: Apart from the film the actual Shark is not bad because it just like deadly and terrifying except for the horrible CGI
I adore this movie. It's the second best film that Casper Van Dien has ever been in, and is one of the films I watch for comfort after viewing things that are much, much worse.
One of those movies that isn't scary until you realize that somebody thought it was a good idea. And I'm pretty sure the nurse came about when someone demanded that at least one character be fully-developed.
The things you put yourself through for our entertainment, bless your soul alteori
Bless her soul
E.M. E.T I have watched this movie it's an ok movie
Nice profile pic, voodoo one is on station
I watched this
Grainne O'Byrne to who and what
Isn’t a “whale wolf” just an orca?
No
Lies
Technically an orca is called the black wolf of the sea so yes
No. That's a panda whale
Yes, yes it is
Alteori: "I got a brand set of tentacles coming out of my ass..."
Rule 34 is now in effect!
Don’t forget when alteori said “I’d be using them left and right too”
Adragontattoo is there a octopus anime girl
@@elizabethgouverneur2972 possibly
There is
@@jaykilkenny4409 offricken course there is.
As a german, i‘d like to confirm that the accent is shit, but strangely i also feel the urge to combine unrelated species 🤔
NO.
YES!
Why do Germans always have strange ideas and final solutions.
Medic is that you
Man do I feel bad for your people bro :/
The WhaleWolf looks like something you’d see as a low rank hunt in Monster Hunter.
_"SHARKTOPUS VS WHALEWOLF"_
The human race is DOOMED...😊😊😊
The worst part this is the third film in this franchise I’m not kidding
@@josephpiscitelli8053 yes. There was Sharktopus and Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda
Adam Gallyot didn’t the pteracuda win? Haven’t watched any of the movies in a while.
FLORIDA SPARTANS BASKETBALL don’t know don’t care movie was still a bad acid trip all three of the and also am I the only one who thought they got progressively worse from 1 to 3
@@uigoku671 the Sharktopus won
9:58 "senpai help I'm trying to escape a mutated monster but I'm too endowed and my breasts keep alerting it to my position when I run"
Theirs such a thing as a bra but I doubt she is wearing one
GamerFan3485 she is lol
I belive that WhaleWolf is based on an a Inuit mythological called Akhlut, basically an Orca that can shapesift into a wolf, allthough in alot of art they are drawn as a mix of the too animals. Also Ambulocetus and Pakicetus where early whales so I dont know how this cazy lady got there DNA. Also the trailer made this movie look more fun.
I thought it was just a pun on werewolf
@@kingkurok3149 same
you really think the people who make these movies were smart enough to come up with that
@@BullGator-kd6ge yeah it was probably a pun
@@BullGator-kd6ge I call it more of a happy coincidence.
"I know what it's like to run with breats like *THAT*, it hurts" - funniest part of the video
9:55
Casual flex 😂
@@michaellemasters7173 straight up tho
Such a wierd flex but ok
When I was six I thought this was a masterpiece
😂😂😂. Jesus
And now you are 7
WHAT WHEN YOU WERE SIX AND YOU WATCH THE MOVIE nice 👍
And also me TOOOOOOO
Holy shit, same Lmao
*Pathetic, I watched every Sharknado movie known to man.*
I did that and all the other syfy originals get on my level
I love the sharknado movies
@@Dr_Universe2007 Same here
Bough before me for i have watched all the sharktopus movies, sharknadoes, 2 headed shark, 3 headed shark, 4 headed shark, 5 headed shark and JURASSIC SHARK, along with mega croc vs mecha croc, placid lake, and super croc because I was bored
@@theodore4165 But did you enjoy them?
I love your normal movie reviews, but you truly shine when you go off on a movie you hate. I mean that bird movie you reviewed had me cracking up.
9:46 = Those jiggle physics that exist in anime.
That Water Balloon Sound Effect 😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂
A very similar creature to Sharktopus was in Larry Correia's book "Monster Hunter Alpha". It was called a Luska. Front half was a huge shark, the back half was a nightmare of tentacles, with 2 large, clawed tentacles used as the main propulsion to drag it across land when it left the water. Whalewolf...looks like something I REALLY want to fight in a future Monster Hunter game. Damn thing just looks badass.
Once me and my brother watched something Sharktopus vs Pteracuda...
Dan kancha that one was more... bearable
I watched that one with my dad, admittedly the concepts are cool and the designs are doable but everything else. . .
Dan kancha i’ve actually seen that movie
I've seen all three of the movies in this series. I loved the original lol, sequels got dumber as they went on
I remember years ago I watched that with my family and the first movie yet I am still terrified and that happened when I was five I’m ten now
"I'm gonna have to take my boat somewhere else, this is dangerous"
"No, you're not! You're drunk, don't listen to him!"
9:55 Weird flex but ok. ^^
I can’t believe I used to watch this with a straight face
Same
Sir, are you okay?
ThatStateFarmGuy define okay
Gorg._.408 okay as in wanting to alive’nt
The sharktopus looks like a subnautica creature
ALL HAIL DA CUTTLEFISH
Guess you haven't seen Below Zero yet
@@Lizlula an evil cuddle fish
It does rather
I love how you said that November is nowhere in sight, that really cracked me up
I remember when I used to watch movies like this but that times are over now. And I also want to say these your videos are so awesome and funny.
12:59 dont you love when you can see the camera and stuff in the corner that proceeds to film the next shot
when i was a young lad, i found the sharktopus thing while adventuring on the internet. I, a sharkaholic, was fascinated by the concept. i loved it so much i taped paper tentacles onto the back of one of my shark toys. i never intended to watch the movie, i just loved the sharktopus. even though the concept is kinda stupid i still love the creature itself. i even drew (really bad nowadays) drawings of it and 2 other ridiculous sci fi creatures, such as "dinoshark" and "piranahconda." (i saw the piranahconda one, im surprised you knew of that one too. maybe checkout the probable cringe fest that is dinoshark.) i was actually really proud of the drawings at the time. thanks for the blast to the past, alteori!
Of course the tentacles have claws
The nurse with the bouncy globes of happiness was able to run so far in her high heels!
The title reminds me of a casualty report from SCP-823
"Cause of death: suicide caused by forced sexual entry through left eye, resulting in unsurvivable brain trauma."
Undoubtedly a wonderful memory to call upon
Well alteori, here's my take on these movies...Cloverfield Paradox, they opened up different dimensions full of different monstrosities..lol
Hmmmm
@@Alteori it be a real twist
maybe they also lowered the IQ of everyone in in the movie...
@@maddrakegd1939 I agree
" they opened up different dimensions full of different monstrosities"
So do you mean their world they let in monstrosities like sharktopus? Or our world where we let in monstrosities like these movies?
I’m so happy you are covering these movies, I used to watch them on the SyFy channel as a kid
“If I was a shark my whole life, and then I got a brand set of weird-tentacle-things coimin’ out my ass, I’d be usin’ ‘em right left and center, too.” Alteori, Fri Feb 21, 2020. Something tells me that the amount of confused faces I’d get when I say this quote completely out of the blue and out of context is going to completely kill me, as I will be laughing so hard, that I pass away from oxygen deprivation. That’s how funny that situation would be in my eyes.
For some reason, I imagine if Whalewolf talked, I imagined his voice would sound like Scott from Total Drama. :T
LOLL and imagine if the sharks name was fang
Bruh for real
9:53 *This.. this is quality*
MY EEEEYYYYYEEEEESSSSS. WHY DID I CLICK THE TIME STAMP!😭
Thanks bro
.....
Love how at 8:49 you can see the wave ripples of the boat that's recording this acid trip
The only thing about this movie, in my opinion, is that the renders of the monsters actually looks good from certain angles and that it kills the people.
This is the third installment of the Sharktopus series, this Sharktopus is from the second movie : Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
Alteori: "The only thing I felt throughout this movie is-."
Me: "Extreme pain for being put through this."
Nice to see have a brain fart🤣🤣. Funny as hell. Keep up the good work
Right when you said here it is it gave me an add for a anime looking game🤣
Sharktopus films never fail with the action.
Anyone remember wild kratts and that episode where an octopus named seven got the power suits and kept touching animals? First a walrus, then a shark, then a bowhead whale and finally an atcka mackerel and he would turn into a hybrid each time. WELL WHO WOULD sharktopus or seven.
I would actually think a “whale wolf” sounds like a cool godzilla kaiju concept
I randomly found you in my recommended, and honestly I absolutely love your content. Keep up the good work, because it’s absolutely amazing.
Here's some videos you could make...
Godzilla vs Scylla .
The thing vs stranger things monsters.
Kong the size of Godzilla vs the Pacific rim humans in those robots or monsters.
Zilla vs knife head or the humans in the robots.
Methuselah vs behemoth.
Scylla vs female muto.
Rodan vs male muto.
What if Ghidorah was in game of thrones.
What if Godzilla was in game of thrones.
Rampage vs Jurassic world Dino's
Headache in your eye hole... well. I've never heard it put quite that way before but that sounds painful as hell. I hope you're feeling better, Alteori!
I know what she means. I call my soul hurting.
9:20
I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes straight!!
Ah, Sharktopus. A badass idea in a movie I couldn't sit through as a hyperactive kid.
Bruh the whalewolf looks like something animated I'd find on the internet-you know what.
WHY SCY-FI... WHY DOES THIS EXIST?
They used to be so cool before showing mystery science theater 3000 and imo really cool old b movies n stuff then they rebranded n just got stupid... although I guess there's been some good things some good series and I loved that one movie where these people were stuck in a gas station trapped by a thorn monster thing
@@anotherrandomtexan25 I love that I totally agree with you there, they indeed used to be so cool, BUT THEN the channel was purchased by comcast and they started showing stupid shit like mystery science theater 3000 and C-rated movies, like you said they there's been some good movies and T.V. series... BUT those are rare and far between, and I also love the movie with people were stuck in a gas station trapped by a thorn monster thing... the movie is called splinter if I remember correctly.
Easy. money
@@anotherrandomtexan25 splinter is the name of the movie if it's the one I'm thinking of
I am so glad I am not the only one who felt that way about Syfy channel, that used to drive me crazy about Syfy channel and it still kind of does today.
Your voice is hauntingly angelic
I remember watching sharktopus as a little kid I actually thought it was a solid good movie
Whenever I think of your channel, you calling that nurse assistant "titty girl" by pure accident is freaking hilarious and memorable to me.
...dare I say? _I want her to see the mess of asylum movies......EVEN ALL THE BAD SY-FY SHARK ONES_
The whale-wolf design is actually very cool.
9:59 Also, I imagine it's not very comfortable to run down stairs in high heels.
Sharktopus also has another movie he has his own original movie you should probably check out
Well, that movie review adventure was something. That movie is weird, cringy and bad. I saw the trailer for this movie, my reaction to it was, ooooooookay. It's one of those cringy and bad Sci-Fi movies. Didn't bother to watch it.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
The sharktopus movie itself (not this one) was not that bad.
@@theeastside8732 ya, the first original film, before Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda and Sharktopus Vs. Whalewolf
@Alteori , I love your new use of comedy and meme includes
This is, in fact, the matrix
My son is in love with any movie involving Sharktopus. He was 4 when he watched the first one. He kept grabbing it off my friend's movie shelf, and clueless me thought, he'd see the first person die and get scared and I could set the movie aside, then the first person died and he was in love...sigh...he LOVED the whalewolf. I judge these movies based on his excitement. I think this one is his favorite.
Keep a close eye on him...
Just kidding.
From Roger Corman, the director of Little Shop of Horrors (1960) now brings you... Sharktopus vs Whalewolf. Seriously? WTAF?! By the way Alteori, if you’re reading this, you can find a much better whale hybrid monster in the book Chimera: Scorge of the Gods by Matthew Dennion. That’ll if you haven’t read it already.
14:35 OMG BRUUHHHH AHAHAH
I love this channel!!!!
That is a very specific way to describe a reaction and it's actually perfect because it's true!
I remember sharktopus and honestly I don't what I saw in it back then
Probably its solo film
@@dumbassesanonymous yeah I think it was the first one
2:44 look closely it's a glichtale reference
Film: Bad
Acting: guess not that bad
The shark: Apart from the film the actual Shark is not bad because it just like deadly and terrifying except for the horrible CGI
3:20 As a Dominican, I would honestly be surprised if you got jail time for being drunk lmao
Am I in a parallel Universe or is this just a repost
It might be a mandela effect D %\ but yeah it's a repost
Ikr! I could've sworn she uploaded this hours ago like wtf 🤔 I think I'm being sped
i am subscribing because caracter is so freaking adorable
09:54 Humble brag
Sharktopus would be a cool monster if it had a better name, design, and CGI.
I'll be honest, I honestly enjoyed the movie
That Hancock art is crisp
Also do you ever lick your plate.
Me:no...no I do not lol
I love the title so much it just became my favorite
I can't remember why I unsubbed to this channel, but I'm glad I found it again
not a doctor but i can confidently say around 9:20 alteori has a stroke
I adore this movie. It's the second best film that Casper Van Dien has ever been in, and is one of the films I watch for comfort after viewing things that are much, much worse.
Am I having a deja-vue?
OMG!!! IT THE ANGRY CUTE KITTY AGAIN!! 🤩 You keep pop up in my explore!
🦈➕🐙vs🐋➕🐺
Lol omg I’m glad you said it kuz like wtfff is this gem we dug up here?!! 🤣🤣
Hello there alteori how is your day going and I agree with you and I'm I dreaming or is this a repost
They should've named these creatures karcharía chtapódi (Sharktopus) & fálaina fálainas (Whale Wolf) it gives it a more scientific feel
I can't believe I actually liked this movie
I relate to licking my plate on a spiritual level
Wtf sharktapuss is almost as good as the masterpiece that is sharknado.
“And that’s why your family member’s dead.”
God DAMN Alteori
I'm guessing someone saw a Wholphin and thought "What if it was part wolf?" Great idea!
P.S. DON"T.
When you ask a Chinese person ‘Why your eyes don’t open all the way?” -Altori
Haha: comedic gold
13:44 yes just yes always have always will UWU
I was waiting for after the drum roll for you to just be like.. "today, you chose today , badumtss
That cgi makes troll land look hot
Yes there is a movie even worse than this
Who in the hell thought “Hey a great movie idea why not add a octopus and a shark together”
Good idea let’s make 3 movies about it
Startedllama823 right
I like the way you explain stuff
9:50 ... I lost it... That's all I'm going to say! XD
“It is a must do ding”
Bro I didn't even watch your video but I subscribed just because you said eye hole 😂😂🤣🤣 I love that show!!!!
A shark an octopus combined into a terrifying creature 🦈 🦑
I remember loving this as a kid and I always bugged my dad to rent this movie from blockbuster
One of those movies that isn't scary until you realize that somebody thought it was a good idea. And I'm pretty sure the nurse came about when someone demanded that at least one character be fully-developed.
This made me lul uber herd
Lmao when she said "Here it is" an ad started with some kid eating a pop-tart bite 😂