Daz Watches Worst Toys Ever Made
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- Опубліковано 20 гру 2019
- Today we watch the worst toys ever made on Daz games!
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Imagine having milk in the buzz lightyear bottle
Omg-
I was literally thinking of that
JAIL 😂😂😂
PHAAHHA
Oh god
2019: "i have the flu"
"Oh it's chill"
2020: "i have the flu"
"*grabs a astronaut suit and bug spray*"
OMG I LOVE SAIKI I LOVE KAIDO
@@GanachoJr stfu
Wtf is stfu
It means shut the fuck up
Aww, does me expressing my likes make you angwy?
5:44 Daz:"Who designed that the same person who designed sonic." That killed me I couldn't stop laughing!
"That dinosaur is high as shit!"
-Daz 2019
"Jurassic high" should have "the STONE age"
@@charlieberry7562 Im dyeing
U deserve more 👍🏻!!!!!
There's a German death metal band called stillbirth who have an album called "back to the stoned age" album cover is first person view from rust or one of those games but with a spliff in the characters hand. Would highly recommend
Actually The STONED age
The drug age-
“Baymax has got his max out”
“Cinderella is now a minger”
😂😂😂
Yep...
That’s a quote from the video...
You don’t need to tell us that...
as we are here to watch the video
Ortology ! unless someone’s deaf 👀
Ellie Whited “oh and look at that toy in the background, that’s probably his dealer.”
Ortology ! Damn sorry. Not allowed to have fun anymore? Not allowed to share what bits of the video made me laugh? Sorry, does it offend youuuu?
1:29 had me dying when he did the Baymax impression makes me smile even if I had a bad day live you Daz ❤️
GUYS GUYS. RIGHT AFTER DAZ SAID, "Is that an elf clinging to,santa's junk?" I GOT AN AD WITH SANTA WITH A FINGER OVER HIS MOUTH SHUSHING ME WITH A TERRIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE. IM DEAD
That definitely has to be a accidental coincidence/never tell me the odds moment😂
*Imagine what Toy Story would have been like if it was filled with failed toys.* xD
I Don't Want To Imagine...😖
Like when Sid did “surgery” on them and mixed up their body parts.
I want an entire movie with messed up toys like Sid's toys
“There’s a snake in your pants!”
In the Toy Story universe, sex toys will come to life too...
9:00
Daz: “What kind of officer uses those handcuffs”
Me: The fashion police
From his vines wow the fashion policedddd I miss that
Steph Dixon ✊😔
Yep
Mount lady
Me and my friends bought those at spoils
i have had a really rough time lately being stressed out with school and personal stuff about myself. you’re like a father figure that i never had and you’re videos make me laugh😂 i appreciate you so much
He's the same for me I hope you feel better
6:40 when you steal the last chicken nugget
The Elmo one just killed me.
*in Elmo voice* "Be very, very quiet, and I won't slit ya throat HA HA!"
Katniss Mellark Mine is “Don’t worry it will end soon” the fairy tail one 😂 🤣
I like both of them hehe
The person who played Elmo was actually convicted of a child predator
Same
Omg yes I loved it lol
Can we just be grateful that Daz still wants to post for us when he's sick. ily
//edit// Y'all don't need to be mean in the replies smh, it's not kissing ass when someone wants to show their appreciation for someone, sheesh
In all honesty,*respect*
OHMYGOD TY FOR THE HEART DAZ ILYSM
Kedamono no Kao wa
Press X for respect
U so lucky
Daz: "Being scared of the dark is a common fear"
Me an 11-year-old: "Yeah...I got over my fear of the dark because of my nightlight..Ironic inn't?
It’s literally 1am and I’m just here watching daz and laughing until I can’t breath
10 pm for me
‘And another Daz watches’
Is the best phrase you will ever hear
True
Nope
@@ladylouthebest8620 get out!🚪
Dat Bat Nope
LadyLou The best Then What is?
My mom comes into me laughing at these everyday and I have to explain how daz is a family friendly comedian
Definitely family friendly
So vErY FamiLy fReIndLy
Family friendlies a stretch
Yeah definitely fam friendly!
Also you saw the dinasour? I currently have that in my fucking room
Hold up grammar check: my mom comes into me: uh ok kinda sus?
No one:
Daz: TEDDY, LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS"
I couldn’t stop laughing and I watched this while in public 🤣🤣🤣
Random kid: “What are you doing? “
Me: “Just blowing Baymax”
This was made for me
Lol
I can’t breathe 😂😅
nO-
@@junereishi lol i am gonna dye my hair red
I laughed so hard my parents looked at me like there was something wrong 😂😂😂
Me 2
Threesome with a horse
333 likes
Daz liked your comment lucky
500th like...
You’re so funny, Daz. My grandma passed away 3 weeks ago and watching your videos really helps me smile and laugh and not think about it. Stay dazzling! 💖
Sorry to hear that my man. I hope u get through it.
He's so funny he even laughs at his own jokes 🤣
“Oh dear Elmo has moved to the kidnapping business”
5:58: “be very very quiet and I won’t slit your throat”
That’s what my brothers friend said while he was playing as Chucky on Halloween
Madeleine Grace *slowly backs away*
Future serial killer. Run away!
NONONO
I love chucky
I tell my sister's that all the time
3:57 I LOST IT LOL! "That's right space range kid!"
Lol
"You can really tell his spider senses are tingling"
-Daz
Imagine drinking and buzz just says “that’s right space ranger”
Merry christmas daz!! Like if you love him!
For all you people saying that I am "begging" for likes..🤔
I meant like the video. 😑
stop asking for likes bruh
Nope stfu
Why are you guys so mean like nobody ordered a glass of your opinions
I liked because I like Daz and you!
Merry Christmas GrapeFruit!
“MUM .... THE HORSE ATE BARBIE !!” 1:52. That killed me 😂😂😂
Same 😂
😂🤣
7:51 had me laughing so hard I cried and I’ve watched it over and over and it still is too funny for me.
Buzz really said “Suck it kid”
💀
PLEASE-💀💀💀
I- 💀
I- n o
🤣 nooooo!!
Imagine your kid yelling in a gruff voice *M O M, THE HORSE ATE BARBIE*
J LITERALLY READ THAT THE EXACT SAME TIME HE SAID IT
oml XDD
Same 😂
Even though he has a sore throat, he can still laugh perfectly😀😀
Daz: *Has the flue
Me: *Has a migrane
Also me: SICK BUDDIES
My childhood: *ight ima head out*
Hey army
Finish the sentence
Hey Jimin, you got......
Worldwide Handsome you know? “No jams”
Nice.
Worldwide Handsome you know? No jams
Yessss 👏👏
THAT is NOT My Little Pony! That is a sad excuse for a toy! 😂😂😂
May I introduce you to the magic of 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷
Who here watching 2024
Me
Buzz really said “you got a friend in me”
I just saw an ad saying “what is the true purpose of a home?”
Then I was like: SO YOU CAN FUCKING LIVE IN IT!!!
Some people think we’re stupid these days.
@@connaghward1582 most people are lmao
😂
😂
Gacha is unholy and disgusting.
“This is riDICKulous! No pun intended”
- Daz Black
thanks for all the likes 😊
NA NA NA NA NA!
emo fucks.
@@lemonzestonmyfingers8212 drUGS GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DONT NEED IT
Isabel BUT ILL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND ILL KEEP IT
Edit:don’t put “edit” into a comment
Daz: “I wouldn’t sleep with that baby!”
Me: 😐
Daz: “…in the same room”
Me: 😓
I've just got my kitten to sleep (it never stops meowing) and I've decided to watch the loudest person on the internet.
3:40 buzz looking like "well it ain't gonna suck itself" 😂😂😂
Oh just imagine putting milk in it thooo
@@deppressedsunshine4550huh?- wait NO-
Loner愛Lovely愛 - hehehe
@@deppressedsunshine4550 you nasty- xD
Loner愛Lovely愛 - lul >:3
“Bay Max has got his max out”
-Daz Black
Underrated comment
@@Artn00b not really but go off
HOW DID I READ THIS AS IT CAME UP 😭
Plz quote thay
@@mcdonaldssprite6535 ?
Can we talk about how genius it is to have a second dog toy INSIDE the dog toy for when they destroy it! 😂
Lmao 7:19 got me I laugh so hard my mom thinks I'm crazy 😂😂😂😂 daz u always cheer me up 😂😂😂😂
"don't worry, it will be over soon"
-daz black
So good
He had practice
6:20
Me: Mom, can I have toys?
Mom: No, we have toys at home
Toys at home:
😂
🤣
Hahaha!
Lmao i was gonna comment this 😂😂😂
Man got that deep fast
“That’s right space ran- *COUGH *COUGH *COUGH *COUGH* no i can’t laugh anymore” i died while that happend
You know he’s not lying about his fav toy being a ghost busters tower bc this is the second of third video that he’s mentioned it in 🤣❤️
*Daz's daughter on a FaceTime with her friends*
Daz: That dinosaur ia high as s*it!!!
His daughter:....
Her friends:.....Was that your dad again?
His daughter: Yup....
Lol
Yes
Litro 😭
Lol
Lol
Daz: what is that elf doing to Santa's junk
Me: being a ho ho ho
You deserve more likes
I'm the 10th like
Phft
King for this comment 👑
@@madelinebyrd4956 ye
The Jurassic High and “first time on shrooms” had me wheezing!
the way that he laughs at his own jokes makes my day 10x better
That Elf is clinging for dear life on Santa's "jingle bells"...
Lamaoooo
I singed jingle balls at school when it was close to christmas
HAHA I CANTTT
Oh what fun
"Oh what's fun"
"Laughing all the way"
“We can definitely tell his spidey senses are tingling” 😂😂😂😂😂
God I love Daz
Evie Cheasty-Duggan we got the same name lol
lol i literally have a sore throat today daz saying he still has a cold is kinda a great coincidence
Thanks to whoever designed the Minnie mouse nightlight, our daughters and nieces are no longer scared of the dark, NOW THEY'RE SCARED OF THEIR NIGHTLIGHT!
3:39 "Huh? Why is my straw getting harder? And taller?"
Cuteness Queen this is underrated af
LMAO
GOLD
LMAO-
Why has this not been hearted yet?
“Mum! The horse ate Barbie!”
No sooner did I like this , he said the quote🤣🤣
Daz: the horse ate Barbie me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Random Eddsworld fan Daz: Mum! The horse ate Barbie me:quote of the year laddies quote of the year
I like eddsworld too 😔
Misty Starzz this showed in my notifications and I have no clue why also what’s eddsworld
When I'm in pain I will always remember
"It will be over soon"
Daz: you can shave the baby
My mom just walks in: I'm sorry but.... wtf you watching?
“Baymax has got his max out”
I ACTUALLY PASSED AWAY 💀
LMFAOO ✌️💀🔫
Rip
😭✋🏼💀🔫
Baymax be packing
But you have to blow into that to inflate the balloon
My little brother has the dinosaur and trust me the noises it makes are as weird as his looks
My younger cousin has one aswel
I have te original
I had one lol
@@fn_slurps9581 why did yours get to high then die?
@@slothconnell3579 I was feeding him the good weed leaf lol
I spilt my tea everywhere but it was worth the 3rd degree burns love you daz
The princess is saying “Don’t worry you won’t feel a thing, he’s weak in bed🙄”
“that’s probably it’s dealer”... seconds later- “Now introducing Jurassic HIGH”
Yeeeeeeesss👏👏👏
I also watched the video
yeeeeeeeeee he never fails to make me laugh...
But where is jurassic low
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The fluffy handcuffs
Officer: pop the trunk
You: Ok
Officer: what are those
I get it his vine
@@sansthegod2529 fashion police one yup
Daz’s laugh is so contagious 😭☝️
When I was little I actually had that Disney princess puzzle and I always used to say to my mum "Cinderella looks like squidward!"
Daz: MUM THE HORSE ATE BARBIE!
Mum: it’s fine
It wanted to poop it out
But it ate barbie Mum
Yeah
@@PrinceEmerald420 it can eat belle aswel
Shes drunk
@@N0vaB0ba398 that’s impossible!
“It just looks like it’s a duck from Chernobyl.” 😂😂😂
This video is super special to me, it was the first daz video i ever watched
I was dieing laughing and i watched his pageant videos the same night
i love u daz ur like the only ACTUALLY comforting youtuber
I’ve watched this 10 times over and still laughing at the bus cup
I sadly had that as a child
@@numpsiez 𝗢𝗵 𝗻𝗼 😂
Same
@@numpsiez rip
Same:
The WAY he says “An elephant graveyard what’s that? 🥴” lmao 🤣
It’s from the lion king
@@gacha..hermiaxox993 I know! I was quoting how! he said it not what he said. that's what the " " is for!
Gacha..Hermiaxox bruhhh 😂😂😂😂
We saw the video
Just did a bad thing Shi flyin to
Hell Dang shii
Daz: the dinosaur is high.
Me:I know it looks like you daz
3:45 You Cannot Tell Me With A Straight Face That It Wasn’t Intentionally Made That Way 🤣😂
Was made 7 minutes ago, 3 dislikes. Video is 10 minutes long, that means haters have notifications on and give daz money lol
Ikr why would you subscribe just to make sure it gets dislikes...?
@@katieforbes2922 because people are dicks
It was probably captain cornflakes
@@willhilton-kent1392 so true
I was your 123 like
Who is watching during quarantine because the have nothing to do. Thanks for all the likes
Edit: Alright guys are we really still watching during quarantine I mean
🙋🏻♀️
MEHHHH😑
Meh
Meh
Meeee i think i watched his videos over and over again lol
He had the opportunity to say Jurassic Pot at 2:44 🤣
7:18
That was the bestest impression I've ever seen😂
“Teddy looks like a pair of scissors”😂 I died!
same
I love how you can never be serious daz 🤣
3:22 adult Toy story
Daz: how’s it going Dazzlers
UA-cam captions: husker dustless
HuSkeR DuStlEsS wiTch DoeZ gAmeS
I- RJSNDUENUDNEUFGNUDNRUNUENC
@Eclipse lmao
@@lambsauce8031 😐
@@skerfuse 😐
Daz: *Sees angry baby* Looks like Chuck's cousin
My 1st thought: FUCKY!!
Lmao 😭💀✋🏼
*HOLY CHUCKY ITS FUCKY*
😂
Im glad so many people liked this
@@Cringe_Lord lmao 😂
Chucky's cousin had me rolling.😂
Daz: how’s it going dazzlers
Caption: husker dustless
"Nala looks a little bit special.... 🤪An ElEpHaNt GRaVeYarD, wHaTs ThAt?" 😂😂
"An elephant graveyard... What's that?"
~Special Nala, 2019
YOUR REACTIONS TO THESE TOY ARE PHENOMENAL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just discovered daz and I’m Addicted👍🏼
“MUM THE HORSE ATE BARBIE!” I freaking died bro.
You died of jins slipper
Jimin Kookie 😭✌️
HeY sToB It Hi army :)💜
"WHAT MOOD IS HE EXPRESSING
"when u get hit with a frying pan" LMAO
i
@@nancymesa6507 ?
You better not fry me lmao
@@sophdowl i will lol
@@mileswillis9020 haha
"Being afraid of the dark is a common fear for kids"
Me. 23 still afraid of the dark
Elmo on TV:😁
Elmo in boxes: 5:55
0:59 "a duck from chernobyl" I fell off my bed laughing
You missed a golden pun, the “Highceratops” instead of triceratops
Drew Mehall lol
Drew Mehall Good trickshots btw
dad jokes
I see what you did there😲👈
You are a fantastic human being and have my respect