DAZ WATCHES WOMAN OBSESSED WITH PIGS

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  • @doodles3465
    @doodles3465 3 роки тому +3237

    The husband's search history would be like
    "What state is murder legal?"
    "How to cook a pig"
    "Nearest slaughterhouse"

  • @JimTom
    @JimTom 4 роки тому +6832

    Daz: "an angel pig, it's a pig with wings."
    Me: *a* *p i g a s u s*

    • @jazzytorres7617
      @jazzytorres7617 4 роки тому +61

      Why's this comment only got 13 likes?!?!

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 4 роки тому +37

      A like and comment for you, love.

    • @leahl6625
      @leahl6625 4 роки тому +45

      😂😂😂😂😂 ✨pigasus✨ 😂😂

    • @nataliegranttt
      @nataliegranttt 4 роки тому +8

      I said the same thing 😂🤭

    • @DamonOnBikes
      @DamonOnBikes 4 роки тому +23

      you should run for president idc if your not from america move

  • @Grace-pc1tt
    @Grace-pc1tt 4 роки тому +689

    This lady's hat takes the saying "when pigs fly" to a whole new level.

    • @zainub203
      @zainub203 4 роки тому +7

      My thoughts exactly 😂

    • @rachelfox1475
      @rachelfox1475 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @lukewlsn2805
      @lukewlsn2805 4 роки тому +6

      I was gonna write this 🤣🤣

    • @terminal2313
      @terminal2313 4 роки тому +5

      For the reason of Walt Disney I was about to say that the saying is when elephants fly 🤣 but nevermind

    • @hxney_txffy
      @hxney_txffy 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr lmao 😂😂

  • @Alromanyfrfr
    @Alromanyfrfr 2 роки тому +417

    "you've got two grandkids, dust THEM"
    "But you're only getting *_one_* little pig"
    "Baby pig? *Nervous chuckle* ok, security"
    *"NO SH1T HONEY"*
    "I used to live like a pig"
    "I identify as a bat _laughs in Daz"_

  • @pearlsanguine2060
    @pearlsanguine2060 4 роки тому +373

    I feel so bad for that poor guy. He's been completely maligned by the pigs...

  • @amarah4412
    @amarah4412 3 роки тому +3327

    My nana LOVES cows 🐮 and I showed her this and she said “is she okay?”. And I asked her if she would do the same thing and she sad “hell no” 😂😂😂

    • @Ann.AndAngela3998
      @Ann.AndAngela3998 3 роки тому +84

      My mom is the same about 🐔.... the she started on Elvis.

    • @emmalyke
      @emmalyke 3 роки тому +67

      My nan likes owls but she doesn't have THAT MANY

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 роки тому +59

      @@Ann.AndAngela3998my mom has an elvis thing too. we have an elvis action figure in the bathroom that watches you while you shit

    • @annann9909
      @annann9909 3 роки тому +18

      @@rexjolles 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 роки тому +15

      @@annann9909 and she's a SERIOUS Dolly Parton fan

  • @AR-ml1yi
    @AR-ml1yi 4 роки тому +651

    When he said "you're not hurting anyone"
    Just look at the husband's face!

  • @was775
    @was775 3 роки тому +68

    13:00 i believe hes telling us to help through morse code man

  • @evelyn1541
    @evelyn1541 4 роки тому +2779

    The fact that she’s wearing a golden pig ring on her wedding finger-

    • @Mia-cm9yc
      @Mia-cm9yc 4 роки тому +127

      Wait I never noticed that I was staring at her head

    • @Mia-cm9yc
      @Mia-cm9yc 4 роки тому +61

      Wait and earings

    • @formula.2337
      @formula.2337 4 роки тому +161

      Imagine if when her husband proposed she oinked like a pig instead of saying yes

    • @hypixxie
      @hypixxie 4 роки тому +26

      @@formula.2337 i m a g i n e

    • @swored.
      @swored. 4 роки тому +4

      @@formula.2337 aaaaaa 🤣

  • @juliagentile1668
    @juliagentile1668 4 роки тому +580

    “You’re having a mid life crisis that lasted” IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG

  • @mairagauba334
    @mairagauba334 3 роки тому +2081

    “She’s not hurting anyone”
    The husband would like to differ 😰

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 3 роки тому +81

      I feel bad for her kids. Imagine inviting a friend over and then it’s just pigs everywhere. That must be so embarrassing.

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem 2 роки тому +39

      @@katetroughear7915 They didn't even want to invite friends over. Imagine being so selfish that you deprive your children of fun, making memories with friends and happiness for your creepy little obsession after you saw a single pig one day and thought "hey that's cute".
      At first I thought it was gonna be some mental trauma or something that kicked it off but no, she literally saw a pig one day and that was that. The husband is a champ too, I'd have dipped years ago. The house is a total mess with all the pig stuff. I couldn't live like that at all, its just clutter and junk everywhere. There's also nothing of his interests anywhere, no family photos, no wedding photos or anything. It's peak selfishness and honestly, she's a crappy person for doing this to her family.
      It's a hazard for her grandkids too. What if they grab something and it breaks and cuts them? I can't believe how selfish she is and how badly she treats her husband. She treats a bunch of inanimate junk better than her husband, kids and grandkids.

    • @chazzat3113
      @chazzat3113 Рік тому +6

      ​@Subarashii_Nem literally could not have said it better, you basicly wrote out all my thoughts on it

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 10 місяців тому

      @@Subarashii_Nem it's not that deep lmao

    • @Oklahoma_is_me
      @Oklahoma_is_me Місяць тому +1

      @@jasperjazzie it is though

  • @Bellaerden
    @Bellaerden 3 роки тому +60

    7:14 THE DOG IS BEING FORCED TO WEAR A PIG
    HAD ME CRACKED UP FOR AGES LOL

  • @ne0n528
    @ne0n528 3 роки тому +565

    "That's not a home, that's a village." LELELEL

    • @Sugar_Momma
      @Sugar_Momma 3 роки тому +23

      When he was rubbing the sticks together and imitating the pig I was dying😭

    • @RxkilaTemiko
      @RxkilaTemiko 3 роки тому +2

      ^ same-

    • @edwardmongan6687
      @edwardmongan6687 3 роки тому

      No it is a settle ment

    • @Lil_Emo_Piggy
      @Lil_Emo_Piggy 3 роки тому

      No....
      It's a farm

    • @ldc5272
      @ldc5272 3 роки тому

      @@Sugar_Momma I lost it dying of laughing 😂😂

  • @0FWGKTADGAF
    @0FWGKTADGAF 4 роки тому +582

    Imagine if their was an earthquake in this woman’s house 😬

    • @NannaTheGamer
      @NannaTheGamer 4 роки тому +91

      The husband would be screaming in happiness.

    • @ightimmaheadout1735
      @ightimmaheadout1735 4 роки тому +26

      Poor women would have a heart attack!

    • @coolcapricorn2296
      @coolcapricorn2296 4 роки тому +27

      Then pigs would finally fly

    • @Ilovedavidtennant333
      @Ilovedavidtennant333 4 роки тому +17

      She would be like: SCREE SCREEEEEEEEEE OINK OINK OINK SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OINK SNORT SCREE SCEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OINKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @Noyyet
      @Noyyet 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ilovedavidtennant333 Lmao🤣🤣

  • @mckennabarnett8645
    @mckennabarnett8645 4 роки тому +667

    Nobody’s talking about the fact that Dax is getting skinnier. I’m actually proud of him for it. It’s good for your heart. Daz if u read this, I love you and your videos make me laugh so hard, when I’m upset or down I watch ur videos. Your personality and humor makes me happier everyday.

    • @flashingblaze3874
      @flashingblaze3874 4 роки тому +38

      I was thinking the same thing. I’m so proud of him and how hard he has worked

    • @barbiecentral
      @barbiecentral 4 роки тому +7

      ikr he's doing amazing!!

    • @glaptoper
      @glaptoper 4 роки тому +4

      ITS DAX

    • @mckennabarnett8645
      @mckennabarnett8645 4 роки тому +4

      @@glaptoper I meant daz but auto correct got me

    • @lily.9280
      @lily.9280 4 роки тому +3

      Ohh I thought he did!
      I noticed it in his face first.
      And I agree, I love his humour he aaalways makes me happy without fail

  • @j.d.t.5761
    @j.d.t.5761 3 роки тому +41

    4:58 "She's scaring me!"
    I don't blame you, she didn't blink ONCE when she said that.

  • @slaizz4165
    @slaizz4165 4 роки тому +544

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Daz when he sees a child:”is that real”

  • @the_autism_express
    @the_autism_express 4 роки тому +743

    If that's the case, she is going to *HATE* angry birds...

    • @zachwaggoner9580
      @zachwaggoner9580 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @jazminwalker3985
      @jazminwalker3985 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂👌

    • @geckosareawesome4641
      @geckosareawesome4641 4 роки тому +6

      @George Khoory is that not what pigs do? 🙀

    • @iammask1073
      @iammask1073 4 роки тому +5

      @George Khoory They are the enemies in the game because they stole their eggs like in the Movie.

    • @zynthyx
      @zynthyx 4 роки тому +3

      @George Khoory I don't think you understand the mechanics of games.

  • @gavinnnhd7687
    @gavinnnhd7687 4 роки тому +1081

    Narrator: Sharon’s gonna get a pig
    Daz: Jesus Christ her husbands gonna cook it

    • @aleciahurtado
      @aleciahurtado 4 роки тому +13

      my mom when she herd the "graet Ethan now i want pig"

    • @amywilde7124
      @amywilde7124 4 роки тому +14

      Wife: comes down for breakfast one morning
      Husband: "bacon anyone?"

    • @abbywallace6869
      @abbywallace6869 3 роки тому +3

      Hahaha😂

  • @cyan8585
    @cyan8585 3 роки тому +185

    My mum “ your room is a pig-stye”
    Me “ No, Sharon’s house is a pig-stye” 🤣

  • @Vivimizzi
    @Vivimizzi 4 роки тому +199

    “I have tried to slow down her collection of pigs” I about died of laughter

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 4 роки тому +7

      LMAOOO Not even try to stop it, just ATLEAST slow it down 😂😂 ahhh.. Poor guy.

  • @rachelfox1475
    @rachelfox1475 4 роки тому +3507

    This is the only person that has got me through lockdown.
    Edit: thx you so much for 1.7k likes. I am shocked

    • @schnee_the_bun
      @schnee_the_bun 4 роки тому +47

      Same. And Unus Annus did. Did.

    • @chaoticblackbow7357
      @chaoticblackbow7357 4 роки тому +12

      Me too stay tough hun hopefully for not much longer.
      And Daz you are the best.

    • @chipaio2850
      @chipaio2850 4 роки тому +4

      Same- lol

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 4 роки тому +4

      Same ☺️

    • @darknatious
      @darknatious 4 роки тому +7

      If you want help or somone to talk to im free, my discord tag is DARKNATIOUS#4158

  • @moocake057
    @moocake057 3 роки тому +4424

    What if she turned round and said to her husband:
    “Honey, I’m into cows now.”

  • @Redd02931-_-
    @Redd02931-_- 3 роки тому +432

    the woman: "I love it so everyone else should"
    vegan teacher: "be vegan because I am or else you are a veganphobia/animal abuser"
    me: "no"

    • @lilywyatt7511
      @lilywyatt7511 2 роки тому +7

      the new avengers sounds good

    • @aaminahmuhammad655
      @aaminahmuhammad655 2 роки тому +6

      Not the vegan teacher🤦

    • @amandataylor3097
      @amandataylor3097 10 місяців тому +4

      The vegan teacher is a hypocrite I saw a photo of her sitting outside of McDonald's eating a cheeseburger

  • @nicolesturgill6657
    @nicolesturgill6657 4 роки тому +1872

    "honey dinner is ready"
    "what r we having"
    "bacon"
    "what-"

    • @alanahlauren
      @alanahlauren 4 роки тому +38

      Pork chops, bacon and hot dogs!

    • @petar1499
      @petar1499 4 роки тому +6

      Vegan bacon :P.
      No need to hurt animals

    • @Heart-of-diamonds
      @Heart-of-diamonds 4 роки тому +1

      Ha

    • @Dae.
      @Dae. 4 роки тому +3

      ah yes, bacon for dinner

    • @alcesalces2218
      @alcesalces2218 4 роки тому +6

      600th like!
      Not that anybody cares... 😅

  • @ministarburstrainbow8076
    @ministarburstrainbow8076 4 роки тому +686

    “For the pig, not the husband”
    This made me go 😦

    • @alysbaah-danso5278
      @alysbaah-danso5278 3 роки тому +14

      Same...

    • @dekusbed8541
      @dekusbed8541 3 роки тому +9

      🍵

    • @adamminto4803
      @adamminto4803 3 роки тому +33

      She doesn’t deserve such a loving husband he’s clearly not happy with it but let’s her do it for her to be happy but she doesn’t care about his hobbies she’s selfish

    • @rewsteron60fps80
      @rewsteron60fps80 3 роки тому +7

      @@adamminto4803 for real

  • @robfrenken1748
    @robfrenken1748 4 роки тому +68

    That husband is probably the sweetest guy. Poor guy has nothing to say in this. Bless him 🙏🏻

  • @chibicthulhu4382
    @chibicthulhu4382 3 роки тому +57

    When I was maybe 6 or 7 I went to my neighbors backyard by myself where he had a pig pin. My neighbor is a nice old man and before this he had told me I could feed the pig with crab apples from the tree he had by throwing them in the pin. For whatever reason I forgot or just didn’t listen to that advice and I put the apple in my hand with my palm flat. (Probably because I had been taught to feed horses that way) It ate the apple but in the process accidentally bit my thumb. It was a surprisingly clean cut that I’m pretty sure went to the bone. Anyways I went running to my house and started washing my hand In the sink. By the time I got to the sink my entire hand was covered in blood. I never went to the doctor and somehow it didn’t get infected but I definitely learned to never feed a pig with your hand.

    • @jerrythecrab
      @jerrythecrab 2 роки тому +3

      I think I did that same thing one time when I was 5...

    • @glasscatcity4431
      @glasscatcity4431 Рік тому +3

      I'm so glad you're okay ❤❤

  • @Kay2be2mr
    @Kay2be2mr 4 роки тому +609

    I think she said when she was in Kindergarten. She didn't say she was ever a teacher. Although she's obviously much older, so that timeline makes no sense. I am now confused.

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 4 роки тому +7

      Well it’s a weird teacher then

    • @Kay2be2mr
      @Kay2be2mr 4 роки тому +26

      @@AverageHandle_ I personally haven't heard of a teacher bringing a pig to school, but it's not uncommon to bring chicks, rabbits, or hamsters for the students to have as a class pet. But it was probably just for the day and then back to the farm it went. Who knows.

    • @gwynethelliott8851
      @gwynethelliott8851 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah cuz she said she’s been collecting them for 40 years, if her obsession began In kindergarten that would mean she’s only 45.

    • @georgedisney9229
      @georgedisney9229 4 роки тому +5

      I think she meant when her kids where in kindergarten the teacher brought one in (I’m from England so we don’t have kindergarten but I know some preschools might get a visitor come in with farm animals or pets)

    • @Kay2be2mr
      @Kay2be2mr 4 роки тому +3

      @@georgedisney9229 Yes! I think you're right.

  • @coconut4358
    @coconut4358 4 роки тому +439

    women: I love pigs
    earthquake: lets see about that

    • @RunRabbitRUNRABBIT
      @RunRabbitRUNRABBIT 3 роки тому +9

      Oh god no XD

    • @izzy-chan4104
      @izzy-chan4104 3 роки тому +3

      *woman

    • @glitchgamer_rza437
      @glitchgamer_rza437 3 роки тому +7

      @@izzy-chan4104 why why just what was the point of correcting her

    • @ruby-jf9vl
      @ruby-jf9vl 3 роки тому +3

      probably one of those really annoying people that think they’re better than everyone else. it’s usually the case

    • @honeylemonsoda4432
      @honeylemonsoda4432 3 роки тому +3

      @@glitchgamer_rza437 it makes them feel intelligent

  • @CooCooBanana
    @CooCooBanana 3 роки тому +205

    When she said “do you have adequate love and affection? Yes,for the pig not the husband” I literally yelled “DIVORCE!!”

  • @mahana314
    @mahana314 3 роки тому +29

    I almost spat my drink all over my laptop at 9:45 "PORK CHOPS!"

  • @carlyhunter4842
    @carlyhunter4842 4 роки тому +533

    “I’m sure this will affect her family her husband. If she has one... maybe he’s a pig”😂😂😭😭

    • @esmee8353
      @esmee8353 4 роки тому +3

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! begon bot go awayyyyy I’m a man of god AHHH 😇

    • @nathanlegrand8688
      @nathanlegrand8688 4 роки тому +1

      I thought daz was with soheila

    • @eduardoderaze2727
      @eduardoderaze2727 4 роки тому

      Razz

  • @Veronica-gp4qe
    @Veronica-gp4qe 3 роки тому +714

    The lady: “For the pig not the husband”
    Daz: “ooooooooohoooooohooooo can we go back of course we can im in control”

  • @adamminto4803
    @adamminto4803 3 роки тому +380

    I feel so bad for him. Hope he finds someone who actually cares about his hobbies and his passions

    • @nicolaholden2002
      @nicolaholden2002 2 роки тому

      her mental health is a pig stine

    • @Tigress583
      @Tigress583 Рік тому +9

      If he was also obsessed with pigs I think they would have a healthy relationship but he has his own interests which is perfectly fine.

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 8 місяців тому +7

    My grandma has an entire Disney MUSEUM in the house! So many pins and collectables! And they're EVERYWHERE!!

  • @YuaASMR
    @YuaASMR 4 роки тому +660

    I couldn't imagine a worse hell than watching the movie "Babe" with her, in that house, wearing that hat.

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 роки тому +38

      Imagine the sobbing when she watches CHARLOTTE'S WEB! 😳

    • @mimsterrr7231
      @mimsterrr7231 4 роки тому +3

      Okay but your videos,

    • @kwib_o
      @kwib_o 4 роки тому +2

      lol ye

    • @YuaASMR
      @YuaASMR 4 роки тому

      @@mimsterrr7231 Could be worse, they could be with piggies 😂

    • @Sam-xe2bz
      @Sam-xe2bz 4 роки тому +6

      and “peppa pig” for morning cartoons 😀

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 3 роки тому +3711

    This is actually kinda selfish. You shouldn’t sprawl your collection across your home. Find a specific room and keep it at that. Especially when you live with others

    • @GeniuslyJynxxD
      @GeniuslyJynxxD 3 роки тому +195

      Exactly- she's clearly giving a big amount of love to the wrong things-

    • @shotaaizawa8614
      @shotaaizawa8614 3 роки тому +13

      No

    • @alicexx5243
      @alicexx5243 3 роки тому +13

      ikr

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 3 роки тому +27

      @@shotaaizawa8614 yes

    • @chrissears21
      @chrissears21 3 роки тому +37

      Actually it depends on the size of the collection, with the size of her collection it should have it's own building. It's also depends on (if anyone else lives with you) what you special someone or roommates are ok with it.

  • @shorthusbando
    @shorthusbando 4 роки тому +97

    "For the pig, not the husband"
    DIVORCE!!!! That is going through his head right now

    • @EverydayASunday
      @EverydayASunday 4 роки тому +8

      Make her pay for the mental damage he received.

  • @eviesanders5219
    @eviesanders5219 2 роки тому +78

    Daz:I understand that she's not hurting anyone
    Me:her husband is developing depression 😂

  • @katrinaevans4295
    @katrinaevans4295 4 роки тому +723

    Everyone's gangsta til they see the inside of the woman's house looking like a pigs antique shop

    • @charlotte6154
      @charlotte6154 4 роки тому

      *y* *e* *s*

    • @snowhitechristmas
      @snowhitechristmas 4 роки тому +1

      Not gonna lie, it looks very aesthetic ✨💫 having all this figurines in their place 👌

    • @charlotte6154
      @charlotte6154 4 роки тому +3

      @@snowhitechristmas no it just looks crowded ✨👌

    • @snowhitechristmas
      @snowhitechristmas 4 роки тому +2

      @@charlotte6154 Yeah 😁 isn't that obvious

    • @charlotte6154
      @charlotte6154 4 роки тому +2

      @@snowhitechristmas yes 😁

  • @cianoconnell987
    @cianoconnell987 4 роки тому +424

    Did you know fully grown pigs can eat a human if it’s chopped up so that’s why the husband agreed to the pig

    • @burnt_0range319
      @burnt_0range319 3 роки тому +24

      They can eat everything except teeth and kneecaps. Oof.

    • @thecrazymoon5619
      @thecrazymoon5619 3 роки тому +12

      Oof is he going to be happy when she's gone that's the only reason he agreed to the pig "Who else think's she dose't die of natural causes" that's why!

    • @hlinneyefc75
      @hlinneyefc75 3 роки тому

      It doesn’t have to be chopped up

    • @cianoconnell987
      @cianoconnell987 3 роки тому +2

      @@hlinneyefc75 pretty sure it does

    • @tortoiseman4917
      @tortoiseman4917 3 роки тому

      Is SHE wanted to die of anything, it’s be a goddamn pig

  • @lobotomy5
    @lobotomy5 4 роки тому +5697

    If you’re reading this you haven’t yet heard the “HA” at the end

  • @Ashton4__
    @Ashton4__ 3 роки тому +19

    13:10 I was drinking water... A fatal error-

  • @woods912
    @woods912 4 роки тому +1340

    her husbands search history:
    "why is my wife obsessed with pigs?"
    "how to get away with murder"
    "does my wife have a pig kink"

    • @Gr8lake.dogman
      @Gr8lake.dogman 4 роки тому +88

      "How to use a pig as a midevil torture device"

    • @woods912
      @woods912 4 роки тому +16

      @@Gr8lake.dogman LMFAO YES

    • @woods912
      @woods912 4 роки тому +9

      @Michael Appiah LMAOO

    • @galaxyknight9123
      @galaxyknight9123 4 роки тому +29

      "Ways to kill your wife and blame the cause of death on a pig"

    • @woods912
      @woods912 4 роки тому +8

      yalls comments are so funny frr😭😭

  • @thiccfork4252
    @thiccfork4252 3 роки тому +6893

    Detective: How did she die?
    Husband: Natural causes.
    Detective: It says she was pushed off a cliff.
    Husband: Gravity *is* a natural cause

  • @OnlineUserTwo
    @OnlineUserTwo 4 роки тому +57

    Now this makes me happy.
    “She has a beautiful smile, doesn’t she?” Aww that’s so nice Daz and I agree.

  • @small_R1ch1e
    @small_R1ch1e 10 місяців тому +9

    I wonder how robbers would react if they broke in and saw pigs

  • @smallflame5671
    @smallflame5671 4 роки тому +115

    The pig will be outside rubbing two stick together like”ooiiiiiiinnnnnnkkkkkkk” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 роки тому +3

      Then I imagined a pig doing that, roasting marshmallows and making S'mores! 🤣😐

    • @alexuspartington775
      @alexuspartington775 4 роки тому +2

      @@-belue-6697 LMAO😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HaileyReneexx__
    @HaileyReneexx__ 4 роки тому +200

    “I have ceilings I can still put stuff on-“
    “Yeah, you.”😂

  • @Sigyd
    @Sigyd 4 роки тому +477

    This is called hoarding. Not collecting. Just because her hoarding is themed doesn't make it any less so.

    • @gc21102
      @gc21102 4 роки тому +3

      Uhm what-

    • @jessica-penelopeallen1244
      @jessica-penelopeallen1244 4 роки тому +7

      Ok boomer

    • @gc21102
      @gc21102 4 роки тому +2

      @@jessica-penelopeallen1244 lmao

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 4 роки тому +7

      isn't hoarding less sanitary? Like at least she seems to regularly clean her collection, is it still hoarding then? o.o.

    • @Sigyd
      @Sigyd 4 роки тому +24

      Hoarders is only a show.
      Her severe attachment and compulsion to fill her life with these things suggest it's far beyond a hobby. As well as the clear line she has drawn between her 'collection' and everyone else she loves. She'll easily push them aside to make room for more pigs.

  • @thenerdytiger9306
    @thenerdytiger9306 Рік тому +3

    This is a very good example of why I don't like the saying happy wife happy life because both wife and husband should BOTH be happy

  • @Blenderswhirr
    @Blenderswhirr 4 роки тому +214

    That jab she made at him was unwarranted and he looked so hurt by it

  • @ExpiredToasties
    @ExpiredToasties 4 роки тому +138

    Daz: "Who here, thinks she won't die of natural causes?"
    Me: *slowly raises my hand*
    Daz: "Me too"
    Why is everybody likeing this?? Thank you! It's the most I've ever gotten!🌟

  • @Jamesk6127
    @Jamesk6127 3 роки тому +961

    Daz: “A pig biting you is like pushing a spoon through your arm”
    Me: proceeds to throw every spoon I have out of my house

  • @birbtoast
    @birbtoast 3 місяці тому +4

    “There’s nothing more comforting than the sound of HOWS IT GOIN DAZZLERS WELCOME BACK TO DAZ GAMES”😭👍

  • @frogguchan
    @frogguchan 4 роки тому +774

    Why isn't he leaving her like
    This is a horrible relationship

    • @--cerberus--3066
      @--cerberus--3066 4 роки тому +16

      I agree with FrogguChan

    • @frogguchan
      @frogguchan 4 роки тому +13

      @Hailey Willock in my modest opinion, it is, opinions are many as many point of views exists, but in my opinion it is horrible

    • @murderousashes9690
      @murderousashes9690 4 роки тому +33

      @Hailey Willock she’s emotionally and mentally abusing him, though.
      Not every abuse HAS to be physical. And they’re all equally horrible.

    • @winkblue6851
      @winkblue6851 4 роки тому +4

      @@murderousashes9690 wait where was the emotional and mental abuse?

    • @cherryred6834
      @cherryred6834 4 роки тому +2

      @@murderousashes9690 no duh

  • @tylogical9773
    @tylogical9773 4 роки тому +118

    Does anyone else get Gordon Ramsay vibes when Daz says “What is that” or “Look at that” 😂

  • @sierraavery5881
    @sierraavery5881 3 роки тому +181

    as someone who cleans houses for a living… whoever cleans her house…. i feel horrible. the dust is probably ridiculous. not to mention she probably wouldn’t even want anyone to touch them 😬

    • @kitsuna9561
      @kitsuna9561 3 роки тому +3

      I'd have an allergic reaction :D

  • @Sashaa94
    @Sashaa94 2 роки тому +7

    Im so mad that I discovered Daz’s channel NOW.. I’ve been hanging out with pewds and markiplier for waaay too long. Like Daz is actually really funny and I have never been crylaughing like this in a long while 🤣 I have come to stay!

  • @emilyet4449
    @emilyet4449 3 роки тому +245

    Daz: that’s wat a pig bite feels like
    Me: how do you Know

    • @10ksubsthenillpostavid50
      @10ksubsthenillpostavid50 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @ajhildebrand3156
      @ajhildebrand3156 3 роки тому +8

      Did you know that pigs will eat anything? My sister worked with pigs, so she was told that when she started.

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 3 роки тому +5

      I went to a farm as a child and I can confirm the piglets attack your legs like a herd of puppies and nibble. It doesn´t hurt but I ran away because it tickled a lot.

    • @thelifeofcaraandemily1016
      @thelifeofcaraandemily1016 3 роки тому +3

      Once my cousin got bit by a pig and it started bleeding. He owns a pig farm and when given the chance pigs can bite you - sometimes thinking you have food, sometimes when they feel threatened. Don’t worry they won’t usually harm u tho.

    • @jesst2199
      @jesst2199 3 роки тому +4

      I was bit by a pig when I was 3 until 9 people came running to yank it of my I got stitches a lot

  • @millielhill
    @millielhill 4 роки тому +212

    [] a boyfriend
    [] a happy husband
    * a husband wanting to throw himself out the window regretting life’s decisions

  • @siuuuu9841
    @siuuuu9841 3 роки тому +369

    She is like Carol Baskin but instead of Tigers it’s pigs

  • @Killerwale-hk4wy
    @Killerwale-hk4wy 2 роки тому +7

    1:05 My dad read stories for us until I was 13 when it just became a once in a week/month thing. He ended up reading us books like nineteen-eighty-four. We ended with many history books as that is our favorite subject. I would learn as much about history in half an hour bedtime stories than I learned in a week of school.

  • @Amy21650
    @Amy21650 4 роки тому +1327

    The husbands search history be like
    “How to get my wife to stop obsessing over pigs”
    “How to kill my wife, and hide her body”
    “I wish pigs didn’t exist”
    For legal reasons this is a joke 😂

    • @toxiczombiewolf5692
      @toxiczombiewolf5692 4 роки тому +47

      Fun fact pigs can eat a whole human body very quickly 🙃😂 so if he did kill her you think he would feed her to pigs?

    • @CameronM2199
      @CameronM2199 4 роки тому +11

      @@toxiczombiewolf5692 that’s the smarter thing to do🤣

    • @Amy21650
      @Amy21650 4 роки тому +7

      @@toxiczombiewolf5692 oop 🤭😂

    • @dankbabayyyy
      @dankbabayyyy 4 роки тому +11

      @@toxiczombiewolf5692 Carole Baskins but take away tiger and add pig

    • @isabellagervais9996
      @isabellagervais9996 4 роки тому +5

      The Carol Baskin of pigs

  • @ameliacassidy4644
    @ameliacassidy4644 3 роки тому +254

    Daz once said “Blink just once blink you haven’t blinked a single moment in this interview” 😂😂

  • @sophiejackson5311
    @sophiejackson5311 4 роки тому +92

    If she ever gets over her obsession and decides to sell the pigs, they WILL make millions no joke

  • @avalouise6474
    @avalouise6474 2 роки тому +5

    “Maybe he’s a pig I don’t know”😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whereskody
    @whereskody 4 роки тому +184

    "Who thinks she wont die of natural causes"
    Me: ಠ_ಠノ”

  • @ejmendez8485
    @ejmendez8485 4 роки тому +513

    If she is obsessed with pigs....she probably has played Minecraft, her house might be fulled with piggies

    • @Sushi_Plantain
      @Sushi_Plantain 4 роки тому +3

      Oh sheesh... Imagine..

    • @thiccpotato7518
      @thiccpotato7518 4 роки тому

      @Cinderella’s Glass Slipper I agree and I love your pfp

    • @moocake057
      @moocake057 3 роки тому

      Then her husbands is just raw pork chops scattered all over the floor/

  • @hehe5061
    @hehe5061 3 роки тому +378

    You know he’s serious when he said “ I know she’s not harming anyone but...”.

  • @ItsArloIxq
    @ItsArloIxq 2 роки тому +8

    Daz zz always lightens up my mood and my whole day in fact, even when I'm at my very worst he manages to make me smile, :)

  • @shivenloshi2464
    @shivenloshi2464 4 роки тому +1595

    Her: *fills out pig adoption papers*
    Him: *fills out divorce papers*
    Edit: tf how did i get over 600 likes?!

  • @GAn1ms
    @GAn1ms 4 роки тому +147

    I bet she replies ‘pfff, when pigs fly’ to literally everything

  • @georgianicholson173
    @georgianicholson173 4 роки тому +1216

    Who else thinks that Daz should go on I’m a celebrity 2021 like if you agree so he can see this

  • @Goe_Jay
    @Goe_Jay Рік тому +1

    I like to say the intro with Daz, God bless his heart, he is a such a kind and loving person.

  • @taylahtaylor1066
    @taylahtaylor1066 3 роки тому +420

    Daz: how’s it going dazzlers
    Subtitles: hot square dustless

  • @viola8131
    @viola8131 4 роки тому +181

    Daz is the most light lifting person in the world and doesn’t deserve the hate which I see on social media’s he makes my day and I’m sure he makes other people’s too 🙂

    • @saltyboivic3417
      @saltyboivic3417 4 роки тому +2

      👍

    • @luciendelaney8975
      @luciendelaney8975 4 роки тому +7

      What hate? By the by I love daz too!

    • @viola8131
      @viola8131 4 роки тому +1

      @@luciendelaney8975 I saw some hate the other day on daz on TikTok saying how he just offends people

    • @deekay1850
      @deekay1850 4 роки тому +5

      @@viola8131 those are just people who can't handle someone else's opinion

    • @deekay1850
      @deekay1850 4 роки тому +2

      people are way to busy with being offended nowadays anyway

  • @dilan-cs3ft
    @dilan-cs3ft 4 роки тому +78

    imagine you were trying to be nice and start a conversation with her and you ask "Whats your favorite animal?"

  • @bennybojames5224
    @bennybojames5224 3 роки тому +8

    2:50 LOL Detective Daz thinks he’s onto something.

  • @sophiewillis6365
    @sophiewillis6365 4 роки тому +178

    Daz plays horror games: not scared
    Daz watches pig womon: scared
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zanmxd7316
      @zanmxd7316 4 роки тому

      Woman

    • @NannaTheGamer
      @NannaTheGamer 4 роки тому +1

      @F U C Ķ - M E !!!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! what the-

  • @gandalfthegray6540
    @gandalfthegray6540 4 роки тому +189

    My addiction is taking young Hobbits who aren't ready for adventure on dangerous journeys.

    • @milavdv8014
      @milavdv8014 4 роки тому +6

      You still have some firework? it's banned here for this year. Could you bring me some?

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 4 роки тому +6

      Oh my gosh Gandalf, please take me! Can I be the Sam of the journey? I love Sam.

    • @RoundTownWithRaye
      @RoundTownWithRaye 4 роки тому

      👁👄👁

    • @Apostolic401
      @Apostolic401 4 роки тому

      I'll join

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 роки тому +1

      @@Apostolic401 Are you a hobbit? Cus i dont think he takes non hobbits

  • @emphormaun5434
    @emphormaun5434 3 роки тому +45

    6:46 I love the realization in Daz’s voice - “A TEACHER!”

  • @nataliehaag3595
    @nataliehaag3595 2 роки тому +9

    Before I was born, my parents had a friend who had a pet pig that waddled around in their house for many years. My parents found it a little odd, but it never hurt anyone. My parents thought it was quite odd though lol 😂

  • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
    @DEADisBEAUTIFUL 4 роки тому +486

    What if his hobby is cheating on her with a woman who owns a butcher shop.

    • @fitzi6370
      @fitzi6370 4 роки тому +16

      Omg 😂

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 4 роки тому +30

      She finds out and he replys like "well i love the butcher lady therefore everyone else should too"

    • @R4Z4K1N
      @R4Z4K1N 4 роки тому +9

      Now thats what i call a happy ending for that couple lol

    • @Anna_Crossing
      @Anna_Crossing 4 роки тому +5

      Memento Mori my friend🥺

    • @isabelladavies6851
      @isabelladavies6851 4 роки тому +1

      Oh how the tables they tern ..... oh how the turn tables 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DennyBoy0528
    @DennyBoy0528 3 роки тому +1269

    “Who thinks she won’t die of natural causes?”
    Me: *raises hand*
    “The husband did it. Yep.”
    Me: I was gonna say the pigs did it…but that works too.

  • @julietrestrail5175
    @julietrestrail5175 4 роки тому +634

    Imagine if someone tried to rob this house. They walked into the house, the first thing they saw was a PIG staring right at them 👁🐽👁 (Thanks So Much for 660 likes!!)

    • @CreatureFeature95
      @CreatureFeature95 4 роки тому +60

      Then they turn around and there’s just a wall of pig figurines staring at them like
      👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁 👁🐽👁

    • @lauren3217
      @lauren3217 4 роки тому +27

      They’d probably just leave... I’d be terrified

    • @jordanvoss868
      @jordanvoss868 4 роки тому +15

      I bet they'd walk straight back out again

    • @lauren3217
      @lauren3217 4 роки тому +7

      Or steal them and put them on eBay so she can just buy them from whoever stole them...

    • @nurkahnert1954
      @nurkahnert1954 4 роки тому +1

      @@lauren3217 that would be stupid to to resell them to her since it is documented that it is hers

  • @strawb3rry_saturnzbarz
    @strawb3rry_saturnzbarz 2 роки тому +2

    10:10 campfire
    13:13 "he's like: .... -³ᵉᵉᶦᶦᵃᵉᵃᶦᵏʰhUU-"

  • @jacobremillard
    @jacobremillard 3 роки тому +209

    It could be worse, at least she’s not like obsessed with eels or something.

    • @tubbofan9528
      @tubbofan9528 3 роки тому +10

      Or spiders that would be scary🕷

    • @Isabella-ef9tg
      @Isabella-ef9tg 3 роки тому +4

      NOT THE EELS NSHXBSHSHSHSNSHSN 💀🤚

    • @spurs111
      @spurs111 3 роки тому +1

      Eel soup

    • @harpstarr
      @harpstarr 3 роки тому

      @@Isabella-ef9tg AHHH UR PFP

    • @harpstarr
      @harpstarr 3 роки тому

      @@Isabella-ef9tg SAIKI BUDDIES

  • @jodieshillito8376
    @jodieshillito8376 3 роки тому +507

    The husband could get away with the murder by feeding his wife to the pig because they’ll eat everything including the bones

    • @kylieh4758
      @kylieh4758 3 роки тому +18

      He'll have to get rid of the teeth some other way though.

    • @bethanyb0o658
      @bethanyb0o658 3 роки тому +19

      @@kylieh4758 acid

    • @hyperhorrorchild5220
      @hyperhorrorchild5220 3 роки тому +8

      😎

    • @MommaARA
      @MommaARA 3 роки тому +19

      Only the carnivorous ones that get to be over a thousand pounds. Potbelly Pigs are intelligent and get attached to people like dogs do but they don't eat meat.

    • @Heavenly.poisoned
      @Heavenly.poisoned 2 роки тому +8

      This reply section is slightly terrifying

  • @amanda_marie1643
    @amanda_marie1643 3 роки тому +98

    I’m from Cincinnati which is famous for their “flying pigs”... we have a flying Pig marathon, restaurants, bars, statues, everything.
    That being said, I don’t think I’ve seen that many pigs TOTAL in my *entire* life.

  • @x.jess_troy.x
    @x.jess_troy.x Рік тому +1

    This man makes me smile SM 😂 I've watched him lit all day ❤

  • @abaxcassi5251
    @abaxcassi5251 4 роки тому +137

    This ladys hat “when pigs can fly” to a whole new level.
    Thank you for all the likes ❤️❤️

    • @Nevergonnagivethatgirlup
      @Nevergonnagivethatgirlup 4 роки тому +1

      That is hilarious and so true. I hope you have a great day.

    • @abaxcassi5251
      @abaxcassi5251 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nevergonnagivethatgirlup you know what, i hope you have an AMAZING day and all your wishes come true

    • @Nevergonnagivethatgirlup
      @Nevergonnagivethatgirlup 4 роки тому +1

      @@abaxcassi5251 Thank you so much, God bless you heart ❤

  • @Nickjiko
    @Nickjiko 4 роки тому +152

    I am also obsessed with creatures with curly tails one named “pigs”

    • @estrellyiah
      @estrellyiah 4 роки тому +6

      @I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me shut - Dani

    • @Che_Yo
      @Che_Yo 4 роки тому +3

      @I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me well then what's the point of upgrading your content.

    • @ellaclarkee6023
      @ellaclarkee6023 4 роки тому

      @I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me Please stop begging. Work hard and produce good content, that’s how you get subscribers. Not through begging. 🤦‍♀️

  • @itznasui8534
    @itznasui8534 3 роки тому +964

    Police: how did she die?
    Husband: a pig
    Police: Wut
    Husband: she was eaten by a pig

    • @Emma-dp8lh
      @Emma-dp8lh 3 роки тому +27

      bacons final revenge

    • @rearea0286
      @rearea0286 3 роки тому +13

      Pig's have been known on Rare Occasions to eat their owners.

    • @hyperhorrorchild5220
      @hyperhorrorchild5220 3 роки тому +4

      @@rearea0286 creepy 😳

    • @rearea0286
      @rearea0286 3 роки тому +12

      @@hyperhorrorchild5220 Look it up, there's been Stories manly when people have something Medical Happen. Like one Story when a Man had a Seizure so he fell in his Pig Pen, then they started biting him and eating him.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 роки тому +9

      @@rearea0286 whoa thats awful-

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 3 роки тому +12

    The instant they talked to the husband I burst out laughing

  • @g0thZ0mbiie
    @g0thZ0mbiie 3 роки тому +410

    "I identify as a
    ✨B A T✨
    "I CANT BREATHE 😭😂😆😆🤣🤣😂

  • @washurbumbum1869
    @washurbumbum1869 4 роки тому +603

    If she’s obsessed with pigs why doesn’t she have a Peppa pig toy collection?

  • @theflaminggaminggay1095
    @theflaminggaminggay1095 3 роки тому +56

    I love how expressive Daz is. It makes everything so much more interesting. That little aggressive “EUG 👁👅👁” at 5:44 killed me

  • @sierralewis
    @sierralewis 2 роки тому +5

    0:23 yeah i’m not obsessed with collectibles either 😅 *looks at my 43 funko pops on my shelf*