Donald Trump Jr Defends Ted Cruz Amid Vacation Fallout

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  • Опубліковано 18 лют 2021
  • The weekend is finally here, freezing temperatures are sweeping the USA, Ted Cruz is laying low amid the fallout from his Mexican vacation and Donald Trump Jr. came to his defense, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick might win the award for dumbest Texas politician after his comments about windmills and the Green New Deal, the USA has finally rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, scientists have successfully cloned a black footed ferret, two young women were busted for dressing up as old ladies to get the vaccine, a new line of Karen dolls, and much to Jimmy’s dismay - his wife Molly gives away his most cherished possessions in a new game called “Win Jimmy’s Crap!”
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  • @moseslacatus1652
    @moseslacatus1652 3 роки тому +161

    Please do not give this man any platform on air again because of his actions and his dad's behavior during January 6th. Trump Junior needs to go to jail.

    • @patrickbuhr2258
      @patrickbuhr2258 3 роки тому +1

      Exile to Russia , freeze all family assets. Putin and rump probably won't be lovers any more.

  • @dhoward5757
    @dhoward5757 3 роки тому +351

    Texas has its own electrical grid, Texans voted, they didn't want to be part of a national grid. Yet a New York congress woman raised 2 million for them. We are capable of helping each other.

    • @soonersdevil
      @soonersdevil 3 роки тому +36

      Will Fox even mentioned the Dreaded...A O C 🤔 ??

    • @shaneo5436
      @shaneo5436 3 роки тому +20

      Even if it's not appreciated

    • @erikrogers8214
      @erikrogers8214 3 роки тому +20

      I can't wait untill Ted Cruz tries to bash AOC!

    • @naturgrel
      @naturgrel 3 роки тому +15

      NO! TEXANS DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT. THAT WAS DONE BY OUR DUMBASS REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT! 😡

    • @verlorenish
      @verlorenish 3 роки тому +2

      @@CC-kh3ps Sure thing bud.

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 3 роки тому +357

    Beto O'Rourke was serving hot meals and AOC was rising money for Texas food banks.
    Ted was saying, " I feel your pain" on the Beach in Cancun. Priceless.

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 3 роки тому +19

      They will NEVER see that way. Never. Blinded by fear and anger, they just honestly cant see who is on their side. It actually makes me sad

    • @reallyrowdyred
      @reallyrowdyred 3 роки тому +4

      Neither of whom, are welcome here in Texas. We don't buy those political stunts to gain favor.

    • @TranceID99
      @TranceID99 3 роки тому +18

      @@reallyrowdyred Ted KKKruz, not welcome in Texas. Harsh!!!

    • @lucg4493
      @lucg4493 3 роки тому +8

      @@reallyrowdyred ah salty u are

    • @mosesm6040
      @mosesm6040 3 роки тому +3

      Eduardo Rafael Cruz fits in perfectly well in Mexico, just let him be!

  • @scoobydoo3928
    @scoobydoo3928 3 роки тому +2

    Win Jimmy's crap, is the best thing I have seen on TV in quite a while. Do it some more Molly!

  • @achimwokeschtla7582
    @achimwokeschtla7582 3 роки тому +20

    If wind is only responsible for 14% of the energy in Texas, 86% is coming from fossil fuel, gas and nuclear.
    And if wind is calculated for only 2% of the energy production in winter how can wind be responsible for the failure?

    • @nicklang7670
      @nicklang7670 3 роки тому +2

      The windmills work here up North we’ve had freezing temperatures for a while. They have to turn them off from time to time for regular maintenance. But I have never heard of them being stuck because they are frozen.

    • @photobriangray
      @photobriangray 3 роки тому +2

      Because the morons here made winterization an option and not a mandate for all energy production.

    • @carolynmiles9281
      @carolynmiles9281 3 роки тому +3

      Simple answer, it isn't. But since Texas is dominated by oil and gas interests, the politicians there need to redirect the blame. Facts don't matter to them, only the talking points matter.

  • @timsmith5133
    @timsmith5133 3 роки тому +42

    As far as I'm concerned, Ted Cruz didn't have to ever come back

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 3 роки тому +5

      Has Mexico not suffered enough?

    • @cryingbroken8824
      @cryingbroken8824 3 роки тому +1

      @@RankinMsP 🙃😎😲😎🤔😘😣🤔😍

  • @SithLordNefaar022
    @SithLordNefaar022 3 роки тому +5

    *Jimmy to Jr.* "I feel like you've had enough *breaks* in your life."
    That did it 4 me 🤣💯

  • @goranklaren2566
    @goranklaren2566 3 роки тому +91

    Sure windmills aren’t working in cold weather. That’s why we have them here in Sweden…. They have them in Antarctica to.

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I LOL:ed at that from Finland too. 😂 Sure Fox, Texas is too cold for windmills. 😏

    • @Jason28282
      @Jason28282 3 роки тому +1

      And I am sure those windmills were meant to be built in and work in that kind of climate. It hardly gets cold in Texas. Like ever.

    • @Oreo9702
      @Oreo9702 3 роки тому +9

      But they had the opportunity to build them so they would work like the ones in Sweden, Finland and Antarctica. But because they chose to deregulate their electric grid so there's no government oversight, they can do what they want, build how they want, and when Texas nearly freezes all to hell, they'll blame everyone else because the windmills don't work.

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 3 роки тому +7

      @@Jason28282 We hardly have any severe heatwaves in Sweden, yet we build for them. If Texas had been situated in the tropics, then sure, don't build for cold. But this happens every 10 years in Texas, that is just far to often.

    • @iggypopisgod9
      @iggypopisgod9 3 роки тому +1

      stop it, it has nothing to due with f windmills.

  • @quincylockett7846
    @quincylockett7846 3 роки тому +77

    The Karen commercial was everything...🤣😂😁 Grammy worthy

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 3 роки тому +133

    I love how AOC can demolish Cruz, without a single punch!💪🙌❤

  • @Revz8bit
    @Revz8bit 3 роки тому +15

    You mean the guy who golfed during most of his presidency, and during the pandemic, defended Cruz for jumping ship when his state was in crisis? You dont say!

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 3 роки тому

      your a straight out false witness..TRUMP WORKED LIKE NO OTHRT PRESIDENT AND HIS ENDURANCE AGAINST WACKOS LIKE POLOSI AND SCHIFF ETC..
      .. IS GOD SENT... FOR NO SHEER MAN COULD WITHSTAND. OVER 4 HALF YEARS... what President Trump has endured by the hand of God. ‼️

    • @Revz8bit
      @Revz8bit 3 роки тому

      @@flower7774 lol, okay.

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 3 роки тому

      @@Revz8bit 🤣🤣🤣LOL RIGHT BACK @ CHA ‼️

    • @patrickbuhr2258
      @patrickbuhr2258 3 роки тому +1

      Which God? Over 200 extant religions in the world and every single one has the one true God. Religions are franchises. Paganism is the best choice. Ist religion and just worship beauty. Ma nature

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 3 роки тому

      HEY.. JOE BUCKER RUE...BYE BYE... DO NOT COMMENT OR REPLY BACK TO ME .. WE HV "NOTHING" N COMMON...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING..‼️ I'LL pray to the one and only True God of Goodness 4 you 2 SEE THE LIGHT and COME OUT OF ur DARKNESS...YOUR FULL OF NAME CALLING .. SO I HAD 2 STEP DOWN 2 UR LEVEL 4 U 2 UNDERSTAND... "HOPEFULLY" YOU GET IT ⁉️ NO..IM NOT ANGRY.. ONLY AGAINST EVILNESS/ WICKEDNESS...JESUS GOT ANGRY AND TURNED TABLES OVER.. IM NOT CRAZY OVER BROODS OF VIPERS...CRUZ IS S GOOD MAN ... SO IS PRESIDENT TRUMP... BEST PRESIDENT EVER‼️ HE PUTS AMERICA FIRST AND DOES WHAT HE SAYS..NOT JUST TO GET VOTES.. GOD FIRST '‼️😇THEN' AMERICAN CITIZENS 👍🙏‼️.. NOT OTHER COUNTRIES.. GOD HAS AN ORDER TO EVERYTHING.. MAKE NO MISTAKE‼️🇺🇸😉

  • @bearly_wingin_it
    @bearly_wingin_it 3 роки тому +8

    “During the winter time because the sun is not out as much and the wind does not blow as much…” The wind doesn’t blow in the winter time in Texas? No sun in the winter time in Texas!? Whhhhaaaaat!? 🙄

  • @Russtopia
    @Russtopia 3 роки тому +191

    Windmills work just fine in cold weather, like in Canada. Guess what else works in Canada? Universal Health Care.

    • @sophiepires792
      @sophiepires792 3 роки тому +6

      👌👍👏😊

    • @Jason28282
      @Jason28282 3 роки тому +1

      Funny Canada. Did you ever think that Texas hardly ever gets any snow or any weather like that ever? I wonder how everybody would take it in Canada if the weather ever reached 110 degrees.

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 3 роки тому +19

      @@Jason28282 Don’t know the answer to that, but when I was in Canada, it got as warm as 35° in real money (~ 95°F). I (being German) was close to melting, but I somehow don’t remember the infrastructure collapsing.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 роки тому +5

      And Poutine!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 роки тому +10

      @@Jason28282 the point that you seem to not get is that with Climate Change, you get extreme weather EVERYWHERE, and it's going to happen with increased regularity, so the age old excuse "well, it hardly ever happens" is gong to dry up faster than your summer droughts.

  • @ericw1355
    @ericw1355 3 роки тому +187

    when did holding someone accountable for their bullshit become "canceling"

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 3 роки тому +22

      We have new words that work for the newly developing brain. In 2008 a black man became President and that is driving two generations of white people losing power crazy. These folks are now studying different versions of Civics never studied before 2008. The Don Juniors and the Karens are the result.

    • @msc2u1
      @msc2u1 3 роки тому +5

      @@robkunkel8833 perfectly analyzed 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols 3 роки тому +7

      They've built a narrative around the concept of "cancel culture" and, goddamit, they're going to bludgeon everyone over the head with it.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 3 роки тому +4

      When you're white and rich you're not supposed to be held responsible for anything. That's why they hate Consequence Culture.

    • @erikrogers8214
      @erikrogers8214 3 роки тому

      Because these folks have to create phony names for things that don't exist like remember "Identity Politics" and how phony that was?

  • @jimboyko2854
    @jimboyko2854 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Jimmy for all the people that have an education .

  • @DjangoThunders
    @DjangoThunders 3 роки тому +45

    The Karen commercial is priceless!

  • @bluefalcon3629
    @bluefalcon3629 3 роки тому +519

    You know you’ve screwed up when Don Jr has to defend you.

    • @pauld5328
      @pauld5328 3 роки тому +10

      Don Jr. needs to get those horse teeth filed down.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 3 роки тому +7

      I wonder if Jr was motivated to defend Cruz or if it was an excuse to use the "Cancun Cruz/cruise" line. "Look, Daddy, I can do clever nicknames too!"

    • @pamalawashington9371
      @pamalawashington9371 3 роки тому +4

      @@pauld5328 I was wondering if he always talks through his teeth like that! I typically don't watch the idiot!

    • @lebdav
      @lebdav 3 роки тому +1

      You know you screwed up when you have a gov. like cuomo
      any mention of that jimmy

    • @dannywitt5160
      @dannywitt5160 3 роки тому +1

      @@lebdav Naw Kimmels Bosses Wont let hi,m!! LOUDER JIMMY

  • @suem7172
    @suem7172 3 роки тому +124

    Meanwhile in frigid Iowa, our windmills are spinning happily away!!

    • @islandlife7516
      @islandlife7516 3 роки тому +3

      I thought windmills be killing birds and giving Cancer 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rayzersword
      @Rayzersword 3 роки тому +7

      Meanwhile, on a tiny wind-battered Canadian island, our windmills have never frozen ether. The problem is that Texas windmills suck.

    • @strangerwithscience3597
      @strangerwithscience3597 3 роки тому +5

      Its all deceptive to make green energy look bad.

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 3 роки тому +5

      @Iron Fist Yep, we'll take that, the windmills are liberal, *that's why they work* , Texas obviously cheaped out and bought conservative ones.

    • @islandlife7516
      @islandlife7516 3 роки тому +1

      @Iron Fist must be American

  • @kaleidoscope222
    @kaleidoscope222 3 роки тому +66

    "The wind doesn't blow as much in the winter." LMAO!!!!!!!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 роки тому +2

      yeah, couldn't you tell from the snowflakes lazily drifting down?

    • @TheCreeper5261
      @TheCreeper5261 3 роки тому

      The joke is on you because he's correct our wind turbines are in West Texas and it's not near as windy in the winter time as it is spring and summer time

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheCreeper5261 So, the wind turbines were put in a non-windy place, and you think the "jokes on us"? gotcha.

    • @drfixit1554
      @drfixit1554 3 роки тому

      If you like Tropic Thunder give a thumbs up & pass it on to all comments. Save Comedy!

    • @michaelcrowley9923
      @michaelcrowley9923 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheCreeper5261 imagine English being so hard on you yeah imagine turbines being set in a non windy part of shitexas

  • @QHuda_A
    @QHuda_A 3 роки тому +27

    Jimmy should have his wife in the show more often, love her dry sense of humor.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 3 роки тому +5

      She's the head writer on the show-- that's how they met. cool, huh?

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому +71

    Austin here. 5 days without power. Just got it back today. Still three days with no water. I’m glad to be able to catch up on Kimmel with my new power!!!

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 3 роки тому +1

      Time to buy a backup generator.

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому +2

      @@sweiland75 this week i learned that the doomsday preppers know what’s up.

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 3 роки тому +3

      My heart goes out to all of you in Texas. Much love from Minnesota.

    • @charlesgallagher1376
      @charlesgallagher1376 3 роки тому

      If you see Joe Rogan, ask him how he likes Texas.

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому

      @@tiffanymichaels2429 thank you so much!! ❤️

  • @rwillems
    @rwillems 3 роки тому +221

    So strange how wind mills in Alaska, Canada, Colorado and the Arctic didn't freeze. Hmm.🙃

    • @-gumby-3381
      @-gumby-3381 3 роки тому +26

      They will try everything to halt progress and protect their oil and gas friends. It should be a crime honestly to prevent progress on green tech.

    • @MistaINCTV
      @MistaINCTV 3 роки тому +7

      They’re not ready for this conversation

    • @Laggy200ms
      @Laggy200ms 3 роки тому +16

      Thats because AOC is up there with a blow torch and antifreeze. Q from fox news told me so.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Hey Jr. Stay off the cocaine.
      He probably got it from the my pillow guy.

    • @cazed1
      @cazed1 3 роки тому +6

      @@nicksbits never commit yourself to only one source of information.

    • @bethzuehlke7695
      @bethzuehlke7695 3 роки тому +5

      Give TX back to Mexico.

  • @rebevera3699
    @rebevera3699 3 роки тому

    Thank you Alexandria. Thank you BETO. BETO is a true Texas champion. He has been with us through many issues. BETO for Texas SENATOR.

  • @katanyajason3316
    @katanyajason3316 3 роки тому +156

    Is it true that Cancun Cruz in 2016 said: "I'll believe in climate change when Texas freezes over" ? 😂😂

    • @meghan42
      @meghan42 3 роки тому +11

      Hilarious!

    • @bobbiemanning2181
      @bobbiemanning2181 3 роки тому +7

      Lol! That's funny!

    • @xxxgammaxxx
      @xxxgammaxxx 3 роки тому +12

      Calling Texas hell?

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 3 роки тому +8

      BOOM. A reporter should confront him with that clip.

    • @jib50jab88
      @jib50jab88 3 роки тому +3

      The last 4 years under Trump we had such good Winters, Biden gets in and HELL Freezes over.

  • @sharbear4248
    @sharbear4248 3 роки тому +186

    Just when you think Don Jr. can’t possibly humiliate himself further, he opens his mouth again reminding us he’s the biggest tool of them all. He hasn’t earned a thing on his own!

    • @rohansaikia6639
      @rohansaikia6639 3 роки тому +9

      It's hereditary. Got it from his father.

    • @fernandodelosreyes3686
      @fernandodelosreyes3686 3 роки тому +5

      Idiot the second = Donald Trump Jr,

    • @robox9225
      @robox9225 3 роки тому +1

      Biggest fool it should be edit it

    • @kellya9050
      @kellya9050 3 роки тому +5

      He is on drugs. I am sure of it.

    • @lynnchotoocho9713
      @lynnchotoocho9713 3 роки тому +4

      He killed an Elephant then posed by its body with a knife in one hand and the tail in his other hand .

  • @Snutz.D
    @Snutz.D 3 роки тому +26

    STOP GIVING THESE HAS-BEENS AIR TIME!

  • @AbsoluteNut1
    @AbsoluteNut1 3 роки тому +117

    Don Jr: "Rich people can do any damn thing they want, you peasants!"

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 роки тому +3

      "let them eat cake!"

    • @Helen3691
      @Helen3691 3 роки тому +3

      @@dracoargentum9783 let them eat tacos!

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 3 роки тому

      SOUNDS JUST LIKE BIDEN/ POLOSI had the BAD ATTITUDE..

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 роки тому +10

      @@flower7774 sounds like a trump/qanon kinda response.

    • @tegmapat11
      @tegmapat11 3 роки тому +1

      And is that why this Administration is doing anything they want and putting this country under a dictatorship? You need to realize that once they have total control, YOU are going to living in a hell, too, just like the people of N. Korea. Wake up!

  • @80077655
    @80077655 3 роки тому +26

    At Quantico Marine officers are taught they never eat until their troops are fed...but then again, Cruz (or any of the Trumps ever were Marines...or any service branch). Guess they had other priorities..

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 3 роки тому +2

      That just reminded me of a line from the 📺 show "The Sopranos":
      "When Jackie was boss nobody minded because it all evened out in the end. But your uncle, does HE eat alone! He doesn't even pass the salt!"🤔😉😉

  • @andjelaradonjic8692
    @andjelaradonjic8692 3 роки тому +131

    Molly has a quick-witted and has astonishing tv personality. I love her. More of Molly please. Or not, give the Queen whatever SHE wants.

    • @Lora-G
      @Lora-G 3 роки тому +2

      I’d like to give him a break. Don jr from your privilege

    • @lovepet4565
      @lovepet4565 3 роки тому +5

      Shes adorable and smart

    • @monroefizbo818
      @monroefizbo818 3 роки тому +1

      Yes!!! Need to see more of her! What a great personality!!

  • @phma192
    @phma192 3 роки тому +71

    We need more Molly on the show. She really was good. Her commentary on point. Perfect match for Jimmy.

  • @martinrockport2485
    @martinrockport2485 3 роки тому +1

    Ha ha! Molly Kimmel is absolutely hilarious! She should be on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show more!

  • @thomaskentwgu2874
    @thomaskentwgu2874 3 роки тому +25

    What Travis said: "If Trump Jr is defending you, you did something terrible."
    Don Jr such a lost job... everywhere.

  • @zinakan
    @zinakan 3 роки тому +32

    Turbines in Manitoba Canada where it was -20 for several weeks straight are still running fine. The ones in Texas are clearly not built for extreme weather. It doesn't mean they are not good. These Republicans are desperate.

    • @jewsco
      @jewsco 3 роки тому +4

      Also they only account for 10% of the electricity. What failed was the pipelines have frozen carrying natural gas and oil. The sane pipe lines they have been warned about for years

  • @calebfowler1219
    @calebfowler1219 3 роки тому +26

    The "lesson" here is to have regulations that ensure your citizens don't freeze to death. Windmills do fine in the cold if you have the right ones. Ask Norway

  • @charlettemcrae759
    @charlettemcrae759 3 роки тому +9

    Molly is every Wife! Getting to know her during Quarantine has been fun. She needs to have more segments!👍🏽😁

  • @tshahbazi9126
    @tshahbazi9126 3 роки тому +16

    Flyin lyin teddy boy must be in trouble when Donald jr is his supporter

  • @mariagregg2350
    @mariagregg2350 3 роки тому +157

    His wife had me cracking up she's full of personality love it

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 3 роки тому +1

      Hello Maria
      How are you doing?
      Hope you are your family are safe?

    • @MkurugenziMwenyekiti
      @MkurugenziMwenyekiti 3 роки тому +4

      Umm.. Maria, do you know this guy?
      Is he bothering you?
      I could call security... You good?

    • @calliongreen4215
      @calliongreen4215 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @jeffreyschueler2223
      @jeffreyschueler2223 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed I get what Matt Damon sees in her

    • @llcooljay520
      @llcooljay520 3 роки тому +1

      She is so quick. She is probably the only person that can keep up with Jimmy and give it back with interest. They are a good match.

  • @andreas11735
    @andreas11735 3 роки тому +196

    Molly needs her own show. She was on fire tonight!

  • @johnmoloney7946
    @johnmoloney7946 2 роки тому +2

    Jimmy I swear you have become my favorite talk show host. Your incredible

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 8 місяців тому +1

    Love watching the old monologs ❤❤❤

  • @leebehl3063
    @leebehl3063 3 роки тому +35

    That "Karen Doll" commercial was too good to see only once. You should play that one a few more times, lol! Great segment (8:00)

  • @lauriehollinger4540
    @lauriehollinger4540 3 роки тому +46

    I live in Texas Lt. Dan, and the wind was blowing like crazy during the storm

  • @joelcrow
    @joelcrow 3 роки тому +6

    Go watch SNL's "My drunk boyfriend" and then come back and look at DTj.

  • @andrewhuesca7137
    @andrewhuesca7137 3 роки тому +1

    I may like Kimmel's opening monologue the best

  • @nbaldo003
    @nbaldo003 3 роки тому +39

    our windmills in NY are working perfectly fine and we get hit harder than Texas could ever imagine every single year

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly. But to quote George Carlin, you do this idiot thing called "thinking", which is not something Fox News viewers or members of the Trump GQP do!

    • @xxrazaxx
      @xxrazaxx 3 роки тому +2

      That moron who spoke against green energy/ sustainable energy did not know wtf he was talking about

  • @chillsillego9599
    @chillsillego9599 3 роки тому +302

    Jimmy “s Wife is SAVAGE & her sense of humor is “HILARIOUS”!!!!

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 3 роки тому +17

      Every month .... she should be on giving away something. And no contest losers. I love the hints. ❤️

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 3 роки тому +8

      I was surprised at how funny she was too.

    • @alexandriayannotti1592
      @alexandriayannotti1592 3 роки тому +5

      She was funny - I like her and the segment!

    • @Psilocybism
      @Psilocybism 3 роки тому +1

      Secretly, she's the master brain behind Jimmy tonight show 😉

  • @bkk53
    @bkk53 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy you and Molly should have a segment at least every Friday although I will be happy every day

  • @creamysauce5351
    @creamysauce5351 3 роки тому +42

    “Hypocrites” & “angry haters” - Ted Cruz’s definition of Texans struggling right now

  • @ejwright5655
    @ejwright5655 3 роки тому +63

    As a Texan i can comfortably say I'd rather AOC be my senator than fled cruz any day.

    • @nemovidet2111
      @nemovidet2111 3 роки тому +3

      Just for your info: AOC is a representative from NY, not a senator. And moving to Texas would just get her killed.

    • @gadielhernandez6113
      @gadielhernandez6113 3 роки тому +1

      @@nemovidet2111 dammit I was just going to say that

    • @gadielhernandez6113
      @gadielhernandez6113 3 роки тому

      Also, no u don't, u just say that because she raised 2 million for Texas, but seriously, u don't want AOC as ur senator, u just don't

    • @melissa3079ayala
      @melissa3079ayala 2 роки тому +1

      @@nemovidet2111 thats sounds kinda like a threat. Ya think.

    • @thedude3189
      @thedude3189 Рік тому

      ​@@melissa3079ayalaa warning to evil

  • @bridgetisjonesing5007
    @bridgetisjonesing5007 3 роки тому +686

    Who cares what Trump Jr thinks... stop giving him air time

    • @tikku123
      @tikku123 3 роки тому +16

      Couldn’t aggree more ! 👍

    • @katatonix7302
      @katatonix7302 3 роки тому +11

      Lol it’s not air time. He’s literally making fun of him. That’s the point of this show! 😭😂😭😂

    • @mikeboncheck5555
      @mikeboncheck5555 3 роки тому +5

      Who cares what Jimmy thinks....unless it juggies

    • @missingcasey
      @missingcasey 3 роки тому +2

      @@katatonix7302 it IS air time, free publicity, keeping his name in front of a stoopid public. It’s deliberate.

    • @douglaskerr9189
      @douglaskerr9189 3 роки тому +3

      Whaddaya mean "thinks"

  • @badass2640
    @badass2640 3 роки тому +1

    That has to be one of the funniest skits ever!! I REALLY WANT A KAREN BARBIE!!!

  • @itsneverlupus5544
    @itsneverlupus5544 3 роки тому +10

    Isn't trump leaving mean we don't have to listen to his inept son?

  • @Dr.TJ1
    @Dr.TJ1 3 роки тому +35

    More Mollie please, she's great.

  • @gljm
    @gljm 3 роки тому +77

    Does Donny Jr think that at that angle we won't see how bloodshot his eyes are?

    • @gwenmartinsen3979
      @gwenmartinsen3979 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, he needs to learn some new techniques for taking his selfie --- videos.

    • @rach7334
      @rach7334 3 роки тому

      Compared to our president's son? A known addict? Get some facts before you make a statement like that.

    • @gljm
      @gljm 3 роки тому

      @@rach7334 My post was over 2 months ago , Hey Jr, did you run out of coke and just notice the post?

  • @aklevin
    @aklevin 3 роки тому +1

    Molly killed it! That was hilarious

  • @fcgHenden
    @fcgHenden 3 роки тому +1

    6:38 The silence here is precious and pretty much says "Yeah, we thunk it but now we know it don't work." 😂

  • @sologrim3981
    @sologrim3981 3 роки тому +54

    Jimmy’s wife should be on more often. She’s funny

  • @lincolnlawyer9704
    @lincolnlawyer9704 3 роки тому +19

    My wife and I loved the “Give away Jimmy Stuff” segment. Jimmy wife is awesome! Loved the Karen doll segment too.

    • @Triplemother
      @Triplemother 3 роки тому

      Agreed! Best two segments 🤣

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 3 роки тому +18

    Real funny to all the people without the means to fly to Mexico, who died from monoxide fumes trying to burn their furniture, or avoid freezing to death in their cars

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 3 роки тому +1

    It was a fun game. Jimmy your wife is funny. Love your show.

  • @Erik-zx7tc
    @Erik-zx7tc 3 роки тому +124

    In northern Sweden we only have green energy and I haven't had a power outage in over 20 years.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 3 роки тому +31

      That's the difference between a first world country and a sh-thole country .

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 3 роки тому +2

      Emphasis on "northern Sweden". If it's so great like you say, why hasn't the entire country adopted it? Easy for northern Sweden to be entirely green energy when you have the rest of not so green energy to rely on.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 3 роки тому +5

      In the United States we elect worthless politicians who only care about lining their own pockets with money!

    • @choo-choosims1956
      @choo-choosims1956 3 роки тому +14

      @@MisterCovek he speaking on where he lives. That’s it. He doesn’t live in southern Sweden. Come on man

    • @karlhungus545
      @karlhungus545 3 роки тому +6

      Thats because Sweden isn't an oligarchy like the USA...and Russia.

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival 3 роки тому +460

    We have windmills in Canada, they work just fine here throughout the winter. Miss me with the bs

    • @peakay6729
      @peakay6729 3 роки тому +14

      So what’s the deal in Texas? Did they skip the maintenance on the turbines? What the heck?

    • @ethanbowman1493
      @ethanbowman1493 3 роки тому +11

      The wind turbines in Canada are designed to work in the cold. In Texas k it doesn’t get that cold right, so why would we spend more money for something that hasn’t been needed in over 100 years

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 роки тому +7

      Ikr???🤦‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️
      Love from Victoria BC

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 роки тому +40

      @@ethanbowman1493
      Well... because OBVIOUSLY you do!!!
      When millions of people depend on you for freaking SURVIVAL, maybe you should be prepared???

    • @mohammedabdulwahhab3943
      @mohammedabdulwahhab3943 3 роки тому +18

      @@ethanbowman1493 Well maybe because the resources that've been used for the 'past 100 years' have gotten so scarce that they probably won't even last for the next 50 years at this rate. Obviously you're going to need to rely on something else to generate energy in it's place.. That's where things like windmills step in

  • @cameronsitton501
    @cameronsitton501 3 роки тому +9

    Now that the US has rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, we can all breathe easier.
    Mostly due to the reduced smog levels.

  • @everythingiseverything9920
    @everythingiseverything9920 3 роки тому

    Thank you to whoever decided to upload this as a 16 minute piece.
    About time, goddammit.

  • @richcastro8990
    @richcastro8990 3 роки тому +63

    That fake Karen commercial was the best thing I’ve ever seen... wow

    • @davidmills7601
      @davidmills7601 3 роки тому +2

      It was the kid voice overs that did it for me.

    • @karenwhinesmore9347
      @karenwhinesmore9347 3 роки тому

      Omg I know...lmfao

    • @owens75647
      @owens75647 3 роки тому +2

      No, we, Texans, want to cancel this seditious Senator Cruz for his actions in Washington on January 6th. He represents what's wrong with the current Republican party, privileged and politically distanced from the needs of their constituents. What's that called?? Lacking empathy.

    • @mjo.4166
      @mjo.4166 3 роки тому

      @collin Williams actually those were actual representations of women I've run into at Trader Joes. The real thing

  • @darrenlodge6322
    @darrenlodge6322 3 роки тому +18

    Just for some reality - here in the province of Manitoba in Canada, our temperatures regularly hit as low as -45*F - and we have hundreds of windmills in the southern region of the province - and they never stop operating. And for a bit more perspective, many northern US states also have windmills...all I'm sayin' is I'm just sayin'...windmills froze and Texas shut down eh? Jeezus...

    • @jacklily999
      @jacklily999 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for that perspective

    • @adriennebrailsford6291
      @adriennebrailsford6291 3 роки тому +2

      everything is bigger in Texas. Including idiot senators, communication faux pas, and lack of consideration for the people.

  • @professorjoe
    @professorjoe 3 роки тому +2

    Holy crap......Jimmy's wife Molly is funnier than he is!!!! "You can write anything you want on here like, I want a divorce." I was freakin dead! LMAO

  • @Viviosworld
    @Viviosworld 3 роки тому +1

    One of my all time favorite skits, i want more of this lol

  • @lukeamato2348
    @lukeamato2348 3 роки тому +161

    Ya give him a break he was just trying the cross the border to provide a better life for his family guys ...

  • @SiganQ
    @SiganQ 3 роки тому +45

    I enjoy Guillermo. He's such a good personality

  • @hectormonclova7563
    @hectormonclova7563 3 роки тому +1

    She’s hilarious! You should have more of her in your show... 😂😂😂😂

  • @gilgemash
    @gilgemash 3 роки тому

    Kimmel, your wife is funny. Molly should have her own or make her own show. 👏👏👏👏👏👏😁😷Love from London 🌞 😷 🌈

  • @RMera-kg1xx
    @RMera-kg1xx 3 роки тому +335

    T. CRUZ should stay home and forget White House dreams. We don't need people like him.

    • @lebdav
      @lebdav 3 роки тому +2

      CUOMO

    • @weantoine
      @weantoine 3 роки тому +8

      @@lebdav Never ran for President and not bidding to run in 2024. Get your facts together, dude.

    • @rachelhoward6109
      @rachelhoward6109 3 роки тому +3

      @@weantoine "In 2016, Cruz ran for President of the United States, placing second behind Donald Trump in the Republican primary." - Cruz's wiki page. He has never won the nomination but he ran for president.

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 3 роки тому

      @@rachelhoward6109 weantoine was talking about Cuomo.

    • @tammyreyna4074
      @tammyreyna4074 3 роки тому

      Amen to that!

  • @kerryadams9100
    @kerryadams9100 3 роки тому +225

    Molly should be a regular on the show. She seems like such a down to earth, fun loving person.

    • @J_Braz_
      @J_Braz_ 3 роки тому

      She's a dime.

    • @joycedominguez1828
      @joycedominguez1828 3 роки тому +11

      I think she use to work on the show but behind the scenes. She's hilarious. And quick humor.

    • @miragegrey4177
      @miragegrey4177 3 роки тому +5

      She's gorgeous!!

    • @bobert3431
      @bobert3431 3 роки тому +7

      She's very funny

    • @-valkyrie-00
      @-valkyrie-00 3 роки тому +8

      I like her sarcastic character

  • @JRandaII
    @JRandaII 3 роки тому +24

    America:
    - privatize the gains
    - socialize the losses

  • @stanknowlton7043
    @stanknowlton7043 3 роки тому

    So touching, there are still people willing to do the paperwork after you take a crap.

  • @Redorgreenful
    @Redorgreenful 3 роки тому +418

    “If I was a Trump, which I am.” The phrasing makes the sentence pointless. But the eloquence is typical of a Trump, which he is.

  • @lknanml
    @lknanml 3 роки тому +49

    I love it when people with zero integrity justify another person's actions who has almost no integrity. Sometime in the future politics will be free of the Trump name completely and be better for it. That family is just broken. Morally adrift.

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 3 роки тому +4

      Like most of the republican party.

  • @rosannagenao195
    @rosannagenao195 3 роки тому +1

    Omg, I love his wife!!!🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scott4509
    @scott4509 3 роки тому

    That bit with your wife was hilarious! Once a month! 🤣

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 роки тому +333

    “He’s a Senator. They mostly vote on things... he doesn’t manage crisis in his state.” You’re right. He hasn’t done so much. So aren’t we overpaying him? We vote, nobody pays us to do it.

    • @flyguy2021
      @flyguy2021 3 роки тому +25

      Actually he said “crisises” which isn’t a word.

    • @cristina4436
      @cristina4436 3 роки тому +25

      Yes, but other senators are offering help, he represents Texas, and as a coward he takes off in the middle of chaos in his state?? Unacceptable

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 роки тому

      To be fair, I'd want to know how long ago they booked that vacation - because if it was a long set plan, I'd get why he didn't want to disappoint his family again by putting his job first. I mean, it's already bad enough, having Ted Cruz for a father - but having to forego all family activities, because daddy's political career is more important, must be a real pisser.

    • @tamaramousley8597
      @tamaramousley8597 3 роки тому +7

      @@lenkacfk7155 Cruz said it was freezing in Texas and his daughter wanted to go to Cancun. So he didn’t want to be a bad dad so they went to Cancun

    • @erikd2256
      @erikd2256 3 роки тому

      Was just wondering if biden on his snow day was thinking about what he has accomplished over his 40+ years in the government......

  • @americanartist6485
    @americanartist6485 3 роки тому +46

    The lesson is 'winterize' your equipment. And quit price gouging your electric customers.

    • @susannegrabowski4685
      @susannegrabowski4685 3 роки тому +4

      The lesson is TEXAS STOP DEREGULATING YOUR ENERGIES & WINTERIZE!

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 3 роки тому +5

    Next week, "Here's all Jimmy's crap we found on eBay !"

  • @winniegrant8113
    @winniegrant8113 3 роки тому

    🤣😂😂. Did he say give me a brake 😂🤣😂🤣😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Good one

  • @xaviotesharris891
    @xaviotesharris891 3 роки тому +65

    I have just fallen completely in love with Jimmy's wife.

    • @trishadick3786
      @trishadick3786 3 роки тому

      Will jimmy be pleased ?

    • @honeyartstudios
      @honeyartstudios 3 роки тому +2

      Apparently there will be a line!! LOL SHES AMAZING

    • @lowganb
      @lowganb 3 роки тому +3

      She’s the head writer on his show. Hilarious

  • @waterwoman901
    @waterwoman901 3 роки тому +262

    The whole country of Germany is freezing cold and has green energy, I've never seen a power outage there!

    • @sparky4405
      @sparky4405 3 роки тому +2

      Lol no country is totally green

    • @DansModelBench
      @DansModelBench 3 роки тому +53

      @@sparky4405 About 43 percent of Germany’s power is green energy. The key difference is they don’t have the US Republican Party. So stuff actually works for the betterment of society and not just the top 1 percent.

    • @caroldocherty6810
      @caroldocherty6810 3 роки тому +11

      @@DansModelBench Also we don't have over ground power cables it is all underground.

    • @douglasgreene7147
      @douglasgreene7147 3 роки тому

      @@DansModelBench in

    • @sparky4405
      @sparky4405 3 роки тому

      @@DansModelBench I dont get how that has to relate to my comment

  • @chrisroyal1563
    @chrisroyal1563 3 роки тому +1

    The Dude ate a booger, to distract from the fact he was a moe moe at a debate.... So nothing this guy does surprises me. The best was when he came back wearing a Texas face mask though. That made me laugh seriously out loud. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnjohn4465
    @johnjohn4465 Місяць тому

    LOL !!! The ' Wife ' is FUNNY !!!! 5 Stars !!!!!

  • @amapolaoxytocin1432
    @amapolaoxytocin1432 3 роки тому +21

    Jimmy"s wife giving his crap away is the best thing ever🤣🤣🤣 especially bc he doesn't know what items she chose and you can Hear him in his feels abt it when he finds out hahhahahaa also, I love how much they love each other💜💜💜🤗🤗🤗

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 3 роки тому +38

    I would 100% LOVE to see this every week even! Molly's shenanigans like the mask and the truck are just 👌 *chef's kiss* 😅

  • @helenmcintyre5733
    @helenmcintyre5733 3 роки тому

    I love Molly, please have her on more, she's fricken hilarious

  • @geraldmorain3166
    @geraldmorain3166 3 роки тому

    Keep talking ,you understand your rights.

  • @Gusbrake
    @Gusbrake 3 роки тому +111

    “I feel like you’ve had enough breaks in your life” *chefs kiss

  • @rppvt
    @rppvt 3 роки тому +69

    Jimmy's wife is HILARIOUS!

  • @chironjo
    @chironjo 3 роки тому +13

    So, Ted Cruz has somebody that is covering his back! Huh.. consider the source! Nothing more that the "son of the Orange Insurrectionist!

  • @CarolynsRVLife
    @CarolynsRVLife 3 роки тому +165

    Bold move by Don Jr with the camera aiming up his nose. Lucky no snow balls fell out. Or is he smoking it these days?

    • @annyms5092
      @annyms5092 3 роки тому +1

      God bless, Jesus loves you and died for you all

    • @paulbrankin9614
      @paulbrankin9614 3 роки тому +4

      He's been hanging with Hunter

    • @annyms5092
      @annyms5092 3 роки тому

      @Alicia Espinosa great!🥰

    • @stephenz.8700
      @stephenz.8700 3 роки тому +1

      I think he is smoking it..... notice how weird his mouth moves when he talks??? His mouth moves side to side simultaneously as up and down when words fall out his mouth like all foreigners from south park

    • @mikestone234
      @mikestone234 3 роки тому +2

      Nope, you’re thinking of Hunter Biden.....the same Hunter, that, has his dad strung out on that Chinese money. Now, China wants to get paid for their investment.

  • @altdeadpool8509
    @altdeadpool8509 3 роки тому +20

    😂😂😂😂😂 Jimmy's wife needs to have her own regular segment on the show! She's hilarious!

    • @MrAtilano306
      @MrAtilano306 3 роки тому +2

      I think it’s headed that way and you know what, it’s alright 😆

  • @thomasgaudette7367
    @thomasgaudette7367 3 роки тому +203

    I'm impressed...who knew Jimmy's wife was his joke writer. 😀

    • @RinrvUSA
      @RinrvUSA 3 роки тому +11

      You know who has the bigger brain in that marriage 😉

    • @paulettemorgan9959
      @paulettemorgan9959 3 роки тому +3

      I can see the connection .

    • @venithomas201
      @venithomas201 3 роки тому +1

      Ha ha, no wife, no Jimmy Kimmel jokes!!

    • @ARQ93
      @ARQ93 3 роки тому +9

      I was impressed at how funny she was since this was the first time I've seen her.

    • @ShawnKim111
      @ShawnKim111 3 роки тому

      Haha she was joking????

  • @tammiekennedy7490
    @tammiekennedy7490 3 роки тому

    The game was hysterical lmao funny😂😂😂😂

  • @ame7933
    @ame7933 3 роки тому

    The break-up was unanimously the best choice ever made!! Time to be the America we was before even greater!!! 😁😁😁