Wait - Donald Trump is Unfit to Serve!?
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2021
- Jimmy talks about yesterday’s horrible events at the U.S. Capitol, the end of Lindsey Graham and Donald Trump’s romance, an angry VP Mike Pence, resignations piling up within the administration, the possibility of the 25th amendment being invoked, people just now realizing that Trump is not fit to serve, Republicans floating the idea that ANTIFA infiltrated the attack mob, some of the people responsible for this, Trump finally releasing a statement agreeing to an “orderly transition,” and a whole new meaning to “The Snake” lyrics Trump read many times on the campaign trail as a metaphor to warn people about immigrants.
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At this point, Mexico is considering to pay for the wall.
Hahahahhahaha
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one really funny ! Make my day. 👍👍
he he he
The only one who will possibly take Trump may be Canada, because Canadians are really nice people.
We spend billions in national defense and the capital gets breached by Duck Dynasty??? I want my money back!!!
We’ll say🤣😂😅
I know I'm pissed😂
😂😂😂😂now that's funny
yeah, thanks to the traitorous guards. we're lucky Trump's secret service guards are better, we don't need a martyr and a civil war.
Seriously
The closing part of the monologue is one of the best explanations ever given to this whole multi-year circus. Kudos to the writers.
If it weren't for the late night philosophers - aka comedians - who kept this s*** show in perspective, I might have had the nervous breakdown we also richly deserve. Thank you Jimmy, Stephen, Seth and Jimmy Fallon for the courage to use your platform to tell the truth.
That little fist punch into the wall had me rolling XD
Mhm. The only wall Trump could punch a hole into would be a wall made of soaked cookies when he hasn't had his morning bucket of KFC wings.
@@Eranell Even then he'd still have to get his nappy changer (Mike Poonce) to punch the wall for him.
The size of a plug quarter!
Same ... nothing else has made me laugh more in the past 12 months. Then I cried a little, but that’s normal these days.
@@michelledawnharpist
lol
OMG that tiny hand hole is f***ing hilarious
Kept rewinding it and laughing at it 😂🤙🏾
BLM BIDEN 2020 🌊🇺🇸😎✊
That was priceless!!!
Haha, right!! It was quite a bit of effort to get to that joke, but worthwhile!
I'm a very small women and I think my hand is equal to, or bigger than, Trump's. Just less obese.
JIMMY Kimmel and his team ...such great cutting biting sarcasm. Amazing how many jokes packed into one sentence! Thank you for fighting the good fight and keeping the lights of liberty on!
Great episode...My heart breaks for my US neighbors
I hope and pray there will be peace soon
I love the fact Jimmy is showing their faces and giving names
2 billion dollars in damages from antifa and BLM
Who've also shut down free speech and others from even assembling
And only now do democrats call a single incident domestic terrorism
I'm Australian I have no input or am affected from this
I'm just pointing out a fact
@@jamespratt2828 Is there a different definition for terrorism in Australia?
@@jamespratt2828 In my opinion, it's the fact that our Capitol was disrespected. Our country stands by democracy and it was violated.
@@jamespratt2828 the dems actually don't acknowledge either BLM or Antifa. BLM has been trying to get a meeting with Pelosi since the riots.
@@jamespratt2828 BLM has a reason for protesting these idiots were mad their president lost so they rioted?
Sara Palin needs to stop talking.
Every time she opens her mouth, stupid falls out and dribbles down her chin. Her voice is still like fingernails on a blackboard to me.
@@janupczak1643
To me as well, and I'm Canadian... lol
@@janupczak1643
Sarah Palin reminds me of an Orwelian society ....LOL
Stupidity has no cure.
People have to stop giving her camera time.
"We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution!" This is why education is so important.
Facts
But she is rubbing a fresh onion in her eyes from her towel.
And it's also why religion should be treated like hard liquor.
😊 Damn straight 👍
so true!
That tiny (hands) whole Trump punched in the wall under his picture, cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣
Lindsey a just trying to save apparences... “I got nothing to do with what happened.” He s guilty as the other gops.
Exactly, he’s a hypocrite, their behaviour has been like these hooligans except dressed in words...
Miss Lindsey gots the 'Vapors!'
He is definitely one of the major actors who started this violent coup.
Florida and Texas are in close competition: who is world biggest exporter of scum bags
Lol Texas
*_Texas is very slowly turning blue, there is no hope for florida, best to nuke it. Give it to cuba._*
Uh what?
@@awddfg Hater we will be a lost city like Atlantis in about 150 years so stop being a vibe killer but if another president like trump get elected expect a nationwide Nuke 🤣
I live in Florida now.... it’s a tie. Trust me.
Iraq and Afghanistan: You think we should invade America and enforce democracy over there??
Ouch! Lol 😆 🤣 good one
Democracy is what Trump is enforcing by signing the Insurgency Act.
@@ladyoflight86 while attacking our democracy directly with his unremitting false claims that the election was stolen from him even though the 60+ cour case loses say otherwise. Then inciting his supporters to "take back thier country" and to "fight" in his failed coup attempt.
@@mateowey oh so you watched the election and don't see any corruption? Ru fkn kidding me? 😂🤦🤣
@@mateowey dude I'm in New Zealand and even we watched it get hijacked! Let me guess... You watch your news updates via MAINSTREAM NEWS MEDIA? 😂😂😂😂😂🧠💩
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin
“The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its stupidest member divided by the number of mobsters.”
- Terry Pratchett
Like congress
Except leftists snowflakes huh?
Like biden supporter ?
That's how americans got Biden as a president.
“Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977
0 BBY/ABY would be a better date
So True.
Why not both
@McMunchie dont think he said the quote as he emerged from his mothers womb
@@randyschwaggins
Yes, I considered that, but non Star Wars fans wouldn’t know what I’m saying. Like how non-ASOIAF fans don’t know what AC stands for.
Its crazy how the perpetrators did all the FBI’s work for them. The power of a camera in your hands
man camera tv
@@brucebaker810 huh
In quarantine my favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Friends and American politics.
Mine too!!
This piece should find itself in the TV All-time Hall of Fame. To have come up with such an effortless performance with the highlights of the storming of Capitol Hill in such a short time and in such a sarcastic ( and of course humorous way) is creativity of the highest order.
Now everyone knows who these people are. Hope they get prosecuted.
Some will but the real problem is here the senators that fed this bullshit will get away with it even though they’re are complicit in causing this and totally unrepentant.
Keep on dreaming. Corruption is everywhere.
I’m hoping that with a new Dem majority, the Senate votes to expel Hawley, Cruz and the others who joined Trump’s attempted coup. They’ve clearly violated their oath of office, and the procedure for expelling them is right there in Article I of the Constitution.
They might be determined unable to mentally stand trial!
😂😂😂
Dump punches an _enormous, _*_pencil-sized_*_ hole_ in the wall!
*_TERRIFYING!!_*
Ha ha ha it was funny
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." It does make sense. The irony.
Oh Jimmy you never fail to make us smile even under a horrible week
"WE'RE STORMING THE CAPITOL, IT'S A REVOLUTION! WHY DID I GET MACED?!"
😂
She had an onion in that towel. She wasn’t even maced.
Surprised that she was not shot
@@DebbieBensonpjc Apparently some people use onions to help make tears to "flush out" stuff like mace or other irritants. IDK if that works, seems like it would just irritate things more, but people will believe all sorts of stuff...
@@666thunderz She's white, she's not gonna get shot.
Remember when the right advocated for gunning down BLM protestors for storming public streets?
“Heroes come in all forms.” There is a huge difference between a hero and the first rats off a sinking ship.
Don't disrespect rats, even they have more dignity than those politicians who let Trump's behavior slide by for years but decided to turn on him just days before the new administration takes office
Well said.
That's an insult to rats.
@@G-B-F123 totally agree
@@G-B-F123 They are polticians,did we realy expect any less
I heard the “maced” women was holding half an onion in her hand. And rubbing it on her eyes. You can even see it in the video clip.
There's even pictures of her rubbing it in her eyes
Yup
That's so pathetic. I hope she's remembered for this for the rest of her life
People have developed some ways to help combat the effect of tear gas, with milk and onions and vinegar being used at past demonstrations across the globe.. the onion is placed near the nose in that case so I don't know the full thing..
Also many sources later claimed that it was ice soo..
completely unnecessary. she could have had dinner at taco bell, and have similar results
"They did not see this coming. They're Not-Sees"
That was a great joke
Poor Elizabeth. She wasn't ready for the revolution 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
if youll look closely she's rubbing an onion in her eyes to force herself to cry.
Did you notice how she said that with CONVICTION.....................lights on, but nobody home
She was ready to fake cry about it, though, with the onion in her towel that she was rubbing against her face. :P
@@vanity6775 what..Is that onion on her towel?
This was the greatest monologue that Jimmy Kimmel has ever given.
UliKunckle Jimmy has got us through this last year...He’s our HERO!
He’s done a number of great ones, though Jimmy has his finger on exactly what many of us are thinking.
You think????
This was great!
14:43 "Oh, we can't say he didn't warn us." Damn, Jimmy, that nail on the head!🤦
Some of the people who perpetrated this riot look like they are high af. There's a pic of one guy foaming at the mouth?!?!
Too much Cattimine.
Yes Antifa usually act that way
"They did NOT SEE this coming... They're "Not-see's"" 😂
Omg I missed the word play!!
This is genius. Thank you.
Candy or fascist?
That's funny!!!
😁
*“They did not see this coming. They are na-zis.”*
Best one!
Not-see's
Hasan Minhaj said this during the correspondent's dinner speech.
Not-sees...
If they were a BLM group they would have been more than prepared
Hasan used it in the correspondents' dinner
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.
TREASON is punishable by death
That women that was ‘Maced’ was rubbing an onion in her eye...
She was going for sympathy points but she was willing to trade in IQ
I heard that too lol
Doug get your own comment. They already said that 2, 3 time's up there.
Exactly
@@damienboatwright5307 not all of us get here at the same time nor do we scroll back 1000 comments and read all of them before I write my own. Been at work 4 days all 12 hour shifts in a row in hospital. Just watching the you tube today.
After all this time, and everything that he's allowed & supported, Lindsey Graham doesn't deserve to just break up like that.
Snake
Lindsay needs to wipe trump off his chin before going any further.
This guy is praising trump's subservience to Israel . Shame
He needs to act like a man, not a child.. He supported trump. Own it. It’s fine to admit it you were wrong but don’t try to rewrite history.
Lindsey, if you don't impeach, you condone it
It took them this long to realize that he was out of his mind, the day he said he would build a wall and have mexico pay is when I knew he was crazy
Yep
I knew when he forced Spicer to lie about of the size of his crowd. A nutter from the start.
Child, the day he decided to run for president I was all “oh helllll no”. To b fair, it wasn’t even because of political party. He’s just insane.
i think from the moment he ran for president i thought he was out of his mind.
@@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal I am with you. I have friends who used to live in New York and told me about him long before he ran for prez. And, of course, when I heard his "I, alone, can fix (insert any issue,)" I knew he was out of his damn mind.
Who tf thought TRUMP would be a candidate in the 1st place? Haven’t you learned anything from his “tv career” and “businesses”?
Legit, most of the people who wanted him in the first place didn't know about his prior dealings in detail, only that he was, as per his own words 'a business man, doing business'. Hell, most people in general didn't know or care to know the first damn thing about him until after this political fiasco.
LMAO, Best Joke at 11:50.. I rolled!
I laughed like hell!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses ! 🤣
you missed this one 05:40
Overturned his own election 😂😂😂😂
He should've added his SSN so we'd know the exact Derrick Evans 🤣
'They did not see it coming. They're Notsees.' Hilarious! As a German linguist, political scientist and a historian I adore this joke.
Hello...
Ok
It really is brilliant haha
Anne Frankly, that made you Führious!
That was a BAR!!!!... I guess the time spent wit Eminem Paid off.. 😆🤣😂
Genius has it's limits, but stupidity knows no bounds.
Einstein said that -_-
Sorenstam is MAGA through and through. The scary type.
@@BeachBushandBeyond. I did not think a native Swede would go along with this criminal.
@@magnusmadkrantz147 its sad isn't. I took a look at her Twitter a few days ago....it was a list of the worst of the worst alt right....She has since deleted over 100 but there is still enough to see who she is as a person.
@@BeachBushandBeyond. As an native Swede I am disgusted.
That man on his stoop was very articulate.
I was like, wow, trump read a book? Didn't know dude can read. Then realized it was a lyric.
Isn’t that guy yelling from his front porch really all of us?
Yes he is, he most certainly is. I replayed a couple of times.
And the woman in the car was so moved to tears that he used the word Cracker acuratly
Not, but a great MANY!!!
Yes he represents about 70% of the country
I agree
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross": James Waterman Wise
I rather be antifa than maga
Daniel Rodriguez America is Antifa. At least it used to be. Back when we *fought* and saved the world from the fascists. Anti-fascism. It's an ideology, not an organization.
Truth.
@@itsd0nk well you better let the ones with the meetings in ND and AK and MS and AL and FL and GA and TX and TN know.
Sad days for the USA, the second wave of marxism won and they went full 1984. The patriots are labeled as terrorists and the actual terrorists (BLM/ANTIFA) are called peaceful protesters. They indoctrinated/brainwashed so many people in every instance of our society that now it's almost impossible to revert this process, and they actually think they are doing good, just like the nazies.
Throughout this entire political sh.t show Jimmy has nailed it. Every comedic commentary has been spot on. Keep up the good work Jimmy and team!
"At this rate we'll be lucky if we even have a history for them to be ashamed of" My thoughts exactly.
“The Vice Poodle is off the leash!”😆🤣😂😅
i died with that poor karen..."they maced me, We're storming the capitol- it's a revolution!!" LOL
It's cute that they think that revolution hasn't changed in 250 years
There's an onion in that blue towel look closely
You cannot fix stupid
@Wolf82 Some people believe, quite incorrectly, that you can use onion to cry the mace out... these people are darwin awards waiting to happen 🤦♂️
Jesus H Christ Lock her up this excuse for a human
Trump: I'll make America great again, just like Germany in the 40's
30s :) 1933 REICHSTAG TAKE OVER - same MO used for this
At least the US helped Gemany after the war . As a child I remember those little rations handed out in school. My first crackers and chewing gum.
Lowest unemployment in 50 years before the china virus.
@@shinybeast8946 you might want to look at the unemployment rate when Obama took office and what it was when he left . I’ve seen it went from 7.8% down to 4.7 % . The unemployment rate was already going down when trump took office it went from 4.7 % to 3.5 % . It was the lowest but trump was just ridding on Obama’s coat tails and it was not as big of a percentage drop as Obama’s . Look up trumps vs Obamas economy on multiple websites .
@@paulm8830 It was going down steadily since Bush too so......
12:41 This needs to absolutely become a meme.
😂😂😂
That guy yelling out his front door speech was more noble and rock solid in honesty than Lindsey sniveling
If you haven’t seen it, you should watch the whole video of the guy. It’s much better than that snippet.
@@areyoufriendly what is the video called?
I really like that guy pn his porch!!!!
@@KR-te8kw Google DC guy yelling from porch. There’s different websites that have the vid and also info on how they ended up meeting after the vid went viral, with pics.
"Shut up Sarah Palin..go back to your igloo!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's an insult to Alaska's Native American population.
Should have said...ice cave?
I almost forgot about that dingbat!
And seal the hole with snow 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
When you elect a clown, you get a circus, Period.
Just look at Obama and Clinton.
Ol Zach & your a Real Clown lol!
@@shinybeast8946 dude seriously you must be proud that this happened.. just walk away and hide back under youre rock.
You people are deplorable.
@@TraditionalXP Thanks Hilary.
@@shinybeast8946 oooo is that what calls for as an insult these days. Sadly though unlike you and youre crowd atleast they haven't killed anyone just because youre all throwing a fit over losing lmao. But hey you know cant blame you all to much I mean youre just traitors to the entire nation and need excuses as well lies to get by and not feel like you let the nation down
That thing with the snake was perfect. Chilling
The old guy screaming from his porch is what patriotism looks like.
I would've said the exact same thing!
Yes. Yes it is.
Go find the whole video of him yelling because it gets even better! That guy is awesome
@@puma1812 any link? I'd like to watch it.
@@puma1812 link 🔗??
So convenient that they refused to wear masks. Makes things a bit easier for the actual law and order people.
Bravo
I have every hope some of the terrorists will get COVID, a serious case of it. They are already mentally and morally sick, so what's a case of a potentially, deadly disease?
Not like the world health organization said they wouldn’t work.
@@FortBuscusNathanielXVI Proof please
@@MCnataS from the world health organization!
You "forgot"Jon Schaffer, (the loser) from the american band Iced Earth, he's all over the Heavy Metal's news. \m/
After all he's done, they cant let him leave with dignity. He's got to be removed, even if one day before the end of his presidency
Exactly, he's helped us out Tremendously.Greatest President Ever.
“He looks like a 9 year old trying to buy beer” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the roast 😂😂👌👌👌
I thought he said 9 yr old with a fake beard...bc thats exactly what i thought it was.
That's why he doesn't shave he thinks he looks older and more manly!!!
with a company ID, and fired within an hour?
Yeah he does 😂. You high?
That guy yelling at them from his porch was great.
So happy the world had finely opened AN EYES.
Well good ol' Dereck got 3 months in jail, 3 years supervised probation and 4000 dollar fine. Now where's Diaperman to help his people?? He could afford to pay that. Nowhere to be found!!
Aunt Teefa is on a cruise to the Mediterranean. Leave her out of this.
😂😂
🤣😂😉♥️
😅😆😆😆
If Obama didn't do it, Aunt Teefa did it!
Well said, LOL!
I can’t believe he’s handing out FREEDOM awards today and those bastards showed up to receive them 🤯
To see the incoming President Joe Biden on top form and his mission to make America great again just type on UA-cam the following "Joe Biden mixes up Donald Trump with George Bush".
@@dragonfly6908 Does that make you feel better, sweetie? That Biden fumbled his words? I hope it helps you to watch it on replay while your precious wannabe dictator leaves in disgrace.
@@plaidpanda They aren’t intelligent enough to see the boat burning and jump ship. They’ll go down with their captain. I’ve honestly never been more excited to watch them pay for it. Burn, baby, BURN🤣
@@dragonfly6908 Still a better choice than trump
@@plaidpanda Fumbled?, more like he could not remember.
2:09 i'm voting that man if he ever runs for president
Brilliant piece Jimmy Kimmel, pure genius! Thank you.
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
I will never look at mentally handicapped ppl the same again!
Pretty much explains BLM and Antifa.
100%
@@averysmith456 why fell so many Germans for Shitler? Not blue not antifa but brainwashed conspiracy theorist fascists like Shitler. Find the parallels...
Large FOX group
The comparison with Trump to a snake is unfair. Snakes are intelligent creatures.
Agreed. But the bit was really well done.
.. and snakes EAT rats vs hire them.
the comparison is a disgrace to all snakes
@Lowena Hobbs The bible also tells us that satan seeks to deceive, divide & destroy. (Sound familiar?)... and that satan is always on the prowl for a willing vessels to carry out his deeds/will.
💗💗💗NERDS ROCK!!!💗💗💗
PS: There's a new-ish song out on YT called "2020" by Mitch Rossell. I hope you'll check it out. You'll be very glad you did..I PROMISE!!!
Hahaha
The woman who got "maced" is literally rubbing an onion on her eyes?? lmao
“An open enemy is better than a false friend.”
True
Open and Trump do not go together.
Well said.
I believe him to be both,from his Own Mouth....
I love how being against fascism is played like a dangerous concept by conservatives... WTF?
Well, fascists hate anti-fascism.
Well its dangerous to THEM, because .... you know ;-)
Amazing when we fought ww2 over it.
Our history as a white supremacist country has just been fully exposed.
I hope more people read up on the history and origins of the police. Behind the bastards has a great series on that.
So now we need to break the rest of the systems that support the prison industrial complex and other drivers for slavery.
Feels like we need to reform all federal institutions in many ways.
Short explanation: 2020's GOP actually supports fascism
@@vennril Oh! Shots fired. Ha!
Please make history. Impeach him again. He'll be the first president who gets impeached twice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I call that Winning Bigly.
I really hope he gets impeached, because then he can never run again, and he loses the lifetime secret service protection that former presidents get.
That's winning bigly? Democrats lost on this one twice. Shows now as being twice as likely they had ulterior motives! They even beat a dead horse on the second one. Brilliant!
The snake part is absolute gold. Give the one with the idea a big raise.
I burst out laughing when the women said "We're storming the capitol, It's a revolution".
My world, what a dummy.
And then she gets all indignant that she got maced.
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheMargarita1948 , yeah, that was hilarious! If all revolutionaries were that easily discouraged, you'd still be a British colony! 😂
She should have been grateful she wasn't shot. Another entitled Karen.
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in” ..... I don’t think I will ever forget that. 😯
The moment Trump told that snake story I knew he was talking about himself.
I love that song my daddy use to sing it when I was a teenager. I’m 66 yrs. proud to have live this long and healthy 😄
By the way ...that song ic called Tender hearted woman by Al Wilson
@@robinnewton1061 Keep on keeping on.
Anyone impressed with the deepity of the song...should google "The Frog and the Scorpion." The better version the lyricist copied from.
0:24 that tiny punch. LOL
Trump reading “The Snake” is it.
That poem suits Trump to a tee. Jimmy is brilliant.
Chef’s kiss!
Trump 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
@@johnnywhite9956 really, still?
Hey Jimmy, you inspired a new greeting: "Hello my fellow Americans and you Trump supporters!"
Lol
Perfect
Sorry guys that is half of this country... is that fair? Imagine 8 years ago... wherent we building America together? Why should now half the country get the rewards instead of no ALL of us?
True
@@eraumavez1968
it’s a funny gesture, but that trump supporter thing doesn’t refer to all republicans and is meant as an insult to the extremists that rallied in the capitol
"What are the odds he pardons these animals before he goes out." Just another in a long list of reasons to invoke the 25th.
I believe once your pardon you cant ever invoke a 5th amendment right...so if they choose to be involved in any future crime they cant protect them shelfs with the right of self incrimination....
Its the little hand punch in the wall for me 😂😂😂
Thank you for these videos. I get my news from them. You, Jimmy, are a true patriot. I’ve known you since your Kroq days. Glad to see you succeed.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this comment is gold!
THE GIRL THAT GOT “maced” WAS ACTUALLY RUBBING AN ONION ON HER EYES LMAOOO
Yes! I saw pictures of it that show it more clearly. But when you consider that, she came prepared to pretend she got maced? What level of stupid/depraved/ignorant/morally bankrupt person goes to an event intended to overthrow an election prepared to pretend she was pepper-sprayed???
@@ewvasquez2001 @ItsFizzy
Are you real? People do that to counteract the effects of mace.
I have been maxed during training for the military, and most of us couldn’t open our eyes for an hour.
@@dailybls Yeah? I thought it was milk.
That doesn’t work either!
Personally, when I cut myself with a piece of paper, I chop my hand off with an axe. Finger doesn’t hurt anymore!
Imagine, getting maced during a revolution! No one could be expected to endure that! You're lucky the English didn't have mace in 1775, or you'd still be a British colony...😂
Those rats and snakes are jumping off the sinking ship 😂
Ship of Fools
Not fast enough. And plenty are clinging.
@@EagleEyeChioru Good. They need to be trapped inside, sink with it to the rock bottom of the ocean and never resurface
It is high time to bring back the "fairness doctrine".
That last bit, with the poem and cobra collar sums it all up. Thank you, Jimmy, your honest analysis is so welcome. Peace out.
The guy on his front porch screaming was me at my TV
Me too, being appalled.
😂
Me as well!!! All those horrible Republicans!
*“Life is hard; it’s even harder when you’re stupid!”* - John Wayne
That made me 🤣
This is hilarious 😂
John wayne called Democrats stupid all the time in fact that quote I'm sure was him referring to the herd of sheep known as Democrats. Believe what your told and obey is all you guys are good at.
"A woman can afford it to be stupid, a man don't ". - djzrobzombie
You mean marion morrison?
They remind me of a bunch of neighborhood bullies who broke a neighbors window , and when the neighbor said which one of you broke my window - they all pointed at each other saying saying he did ...he did...he did..I didn't...he did
Thanks Jimmy for getting me through covid and trump!!!!#
They were like: we can all say it was antifa and then use each other as "sources" ...
Hit the nail on the head. That's how it works.
@@OculusQuestFun agreed
At this point Iraq should send troops to protect America's democracy.
Turkey offered.
Ha! Please don't give them any ideas. Hilarious for a headline in The Onion though.
I hear South Korea wants to do that to return the favor.
Putin is offended. 🤣
I’ll bet Mexico is considering paying for that wall now.
This constantly kept making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣 the way he says everything with the small pauses and confusion of how to roast someone like you have way too many options 🤣 love it Jimmy kimmel
I'm glad Jimmy did this one, I needed to get groggy to get some sleep.
"Hey America, this is Mexico, yeah, we've rethought the whole 'wall' thing, yeah, we can probably throw in a few bucks, how much do you need?"
"Yeah, just hang on Mexico, I got Canada on the other line"
"Hello? Umm... This is the middle east, you guys need a bit help with terrorists and democracy? We'll help for a bit of oil. Thanks!"
😂That's a good one!!
How much for two additional walks along both coasts, possibly high enough that no airplane can fly over it? I mean ye know, there was this one dictator in 1940s who reportedly fled to Argentina, what if the current American wannabe dictator comes up with similar ideas? I mean we in Europe don't wanna deal with this BS, and I'm pretty sure Asians, Africans, Australians and polar bears will sign up with us.
We as mexicans dont have much but we can offer labor.
@@Kasiarzynka lmao the polar bears..
“Shut up, Sarah Palin...go back inside your igloo.!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...it was here daughter 8th pregnancy
She should have had Both of her largest holes permanently sealed ...before she was allowed to procreate.
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow !
@@gluteusmaximus1657Zappa knew!
Hey. She can see RUSSIA from the porch of that igloo, buddy.
Jimmy I’ve not really been a fan of American talk shows but yours is really good! I’m an ex pat Pom living in Australia and have been following trumps escapades with a mixture of disbelief and anger. The US is a great country and it’ll come good again especially with guys like you telling it how it is, we’ll done.
Omg! The wall punch with the tiny hand and tiny hole broke me!! 00:23
That tiny fist hole in the wall is perhaps one of the most underrated joke of all 😂😂😂👊😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks, I missed that and had to replay it. 😄😄😄😄😄