Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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  • Опубліковано 21 лют 2021
  • The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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  • @gabesarti7184
    @gabesarti7184 3 роки тому +477

    Seriously, they went so low as to attack his dog. That is a low blow. He is probably cleaner than the last guy to live in the White House

    • @donaldedwards5980
      @donaldedwards5980 3 роки тому +56

      and, substantially smarter

    • @sx8472
      @sx8472 3 роки тому +41

      That dog is way cleaner and smarter than Dump and kids.

    • @xenophanes1598
      @xenophanes1598 3 роки тому +13

      @The Maelström The dog had to get a booster shot so he wouldn't contract rabies from living in the WH post-tRUMP.

    • @gljm
      @gljm 3 роки тому +14

      Republicans have a habit of doing stuff like this, they attacked FDR's dog "Fala" too and Roosevelt used it in one of his speeches.

    • @79madmac
      @79madmac 3 роки тому +23

      Come on now! The last president's dog, Miss Lindsey Graham, was waaaay dirtier than Maverick.

  • @taqiyasir8086
    @taqiyasir8086 3 роки тому +855

    AOC being a congresswoman from NY raised over 2 million dollars for Texans, physically went there and helped out while ted cruz abandoned his people in Texas and went on holiday

    • @northsource7215
      @northsource7215 3 роки тому +104

      5 Million

    • @bandanakhadka3118
      @bandanakhadka3118 3 роки тому +81

      5 million now

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 3 роки тому +40

      Literally doing Ted's job for him.
      C"Mon, Ted.

    • @cindycarroll4866
      @cindycarroll4866 3 роки тому +4

      @House of Guards Ughhhhhh !

    • @SuperJohn12354
      @SuperJohn12354 3 роки тому +4

      Ted Cruise gave his own money, pretty easy to spend others money , mean while the president Joe Biden just sign the disaster relief bill, should get water and food to Texans in about 2 weeks at this pace, well at least they can use the national guard..... ah wait they can’t still have 28,000 soldiers guarding Washington

  • @codyash3802
    @codyash3802 3 роки тому +130

    Releasing his tax returns is “just a ploy to hurt my father”? That sounds like a weird way of admitting there’s something nefarious to be seen in his tax returns, hence why they’re trying to look at them in the first place 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Otherwise, how would it be “hurtful”?

    • @figofnewtons
      @figofnewtons 3 роки тому +4

      I shared the same confusion...I mean.. "hurtful"...it's not like his Ex-presidential waist size is being revealed for the first time or anything.

    • @jameshartwell4345
      @jameshartwell4345 3 роки тому +3

      RIGHT!?

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 3 роки тому +2

      I guess that "the audit" finally finished.

  • @girl43
    @girl43 3 роки тому +17

    The fact that three adults would go on tv and berate a dog... makes me sick.

  • @jonnelson9760
    @jonnelson9760 3 роки тому +248

    “If they can arrest my father for tax fraud then they can do it to everybody.” Psst, they have been able to for a long time. That goes for many other crimes as well.

    • @jrzr1river489
      @jrzr1river489 3 роки тому +4

      😂frs

    • @ferretfriend5458
      @ferretfriend5458 3 роки тому +15

      He always looks and sounds high as a kite.. Someone should keep him out of public veiw, he is an embarrassment

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 роки тому +1

      No, they can't do it to everybody. There are not enough officials to arrest everyone.

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 2 роки тому +1

      DJTJ is scared shitless he's next...that's the "anybody" he is really concerned about. Because he knows his daddy will throw him & his sibs under the bus without a second thought, which is why he put their names on the board of the Trump Org, just like how grandpa tried to hide million$ in Don the Con's infant bank account ..."We get all the money we need from Russia..."

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому +267

    Everyone! I got running water again today! I have full utilities for the first time in 8 days! Mild hypothermia in my own home after 5 days! I will use my new power to say FFFUUUUUUUUU TED CRUUUZZZZ 🚨 🚨

    • @robk.6591
      @robk.6591 3 роки тому +14

      Congrats!

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому +29

      @@robk.6591 thank you friend!! Never thought I would cry watching a toilet flush... 2021 already wild.

    • @franklinsinclair6865
      @franklinsinclair6865 3 роки тому +14

      You don't appreciate life's luxuries until too lose them.

    • @FallenMuse81
      @FallenMuse81 3 роки тому +5

      I wasn't sure if I was going to wake up on Wednesday.

    • @aleccoffey3765
      @aleccoffey3765 3 роки тому +6

      Yay! Congratulations! Nice job hanging in there!

  • @dacronic1646
    @dacronic1646 3 роки тому +18

    I love how jimmy and Guillermo are legit friends. Guillermo is the best. And jimmy too.

  • @lougrand7256
    @lougrand7256 3 роки тому +97

    Don Jr. Sounds like he's been crying when he talked about his tax returns

    • @margaritaiov330
      @margaritaiov330 3 роки тому +7

      he‘s probably just coked up.

    • @grahamh1067
      @grahamh1067 3 роки тому +2

      probably was, there's a good chance there's info there that will implicate him

    • @friendlyneighborhoodhuman
      @friendlyneighborhoodhuman 3 роки тому

      Then Lets ask Joe Biden about his REAL tax returns..
      I wonder what he would say..
      Joe Biden : “Aw I paid my taxes to China”

    • @grahamh1067
      @grahamh1067 3 роки тому +3

      @@friendlyneighborhoodhuman do you know what a "straw man argument" is?

    • @susanmathers2222
      @susanmathers2222 2 роки тому +1

      @@friendlyneighborhoodhuman Actually tRump did pay taxes to China.

  • @johnwinslow3776
    @johnwinslow3776 3 роки тому +1577

    Guess who raised over four million dollars for the American citizens in Texas and I'm very proud of her

    • @winxred12
      @winxred12 3 роки тому +116

      Future president!

    • @bobsidhu6636
      @bobsidhu6636 3 роки тому +59

      But will Texans ever vote for her?? They keep voting gop

    • @johnwinslow3776
      @johnwinslow3776 3 роки тому +29

      @@bobsidhu6636 They can't vote for her she lives a long way from Texas

    • @prcuchi
      @prcuchi 3 роки тому +31

      Not a politic fanatic, but always checking. My first vote will go to who deserve it.

    • @jascrandom9855
      @jascrandom9855 3 роки тому +58

      She's a smart politician.

  • @hongkongfueynz3071
    @hongkongfueynz3071 3 роки тому +120

    As opposed to Cruz’s dog who was going to be locked inside for days while he snuck off to Cancun?
    Geez these people are sad and pathetic!

    • @EricK-tb2dn
      @EricK-tb2dn 3 роки тому +8

      That's a LIE Luke, he brought his wife to Cancun. 😅

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname 3 роки тому +4

      Locked in the same house that was too figid for that family to stay in.

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 3 роки тому

      Everything is going to be ok

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 3 роки тому

      Greetings Mr. Philips, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 3 роки тому

      @The Maelström Greetings Mr. Maelstrom, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 3 роки тому +30

    Yes Cruz abandoned his dog. That's why they did it

  • @seks1978
    @seks1978 3 роки тому +11

    I thought I couldn’t love Guillermo more, but I was wrong. His running jump is priceless!

  • @joehansen9826
    @joehansen9826 3 роки тому +129

    “Our Pillows” commercial has me dyin’ 😂

    • @5050GLOBALEDMTV
      @5050GLOBALEDMTV 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Taffoman
      @Taffoman 3 роки тому +1

      Hey! I would buy 20 pillows for 5$
      I don't know what i would do with them though :D

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 3 роки тому

      Zzzzzzzz

  • @vincentb251
    @vincentb251 3 роки тому +36

    The pillow commerical was great

  • @yolandadenny8692
    @yolandadenny8692 3 роки тому +6

    That's right, DTJ! The IRS has long been known as someone to fear--- that includes his daddy, too. It's only fair.

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 3 роки тому +12

    I literally clapped and cheered, sitting at home alone, when Guillermo jumped onto Jimmy. It made me indescribably happy. I really effing need to get out and see people.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @swapshots4427
    @swapshots4427 3 роки тому +165

    It's official, I actually find Don Jr MORE repulsive than his father.
    Who woulda believed that possible.
    Can a boycott by sensible people take the air out of their balloon?

    • @justineharper3346
      @justineharper3346 3 роки тому +17

      I’m worried he’s going to run for President in the future. I hope they uncover all the dirt on Trump and his kids so we never have to deal with another one of them again

    • @cindycarroll4866
      @cindycarroll4866 3 роки тому +7

      He starts by opening his dam mouth .

    • @ivoryfyall4231
      @ivoryfyall4231 3 роки тому +1

      Yeahhh right 👍🏾👍🏾💯

    • @dominaiscna
      @dominaiscna 3 роки тому +1

      There are unfortunately not enough sensible people in the world, Swapshots...

    • @arieljones4595
      @arieljones4595 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed. Hes even worse than his dad. Dumber (yes, it's hard to imagine), more entitled (probably gets worse with every generation), and even more unenlightened.

  • @forprogress999
    @forprogress999 3 роки тому +337

    Guillermo is a national treasure. He so wholesome, like a teddy bear.

    • @maureenngalu1718
      @maureenngalu1718 3 роки тому +20

      His laugh gives me life.. You just have to love him

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 3 роки тому +5

      ...like a _drunken_ teddy bear. The Venn diagram of the sets _Drunken_ and _Wholesome_ is the element Guillermo!

    • @bexanne99
      @bexanne99 3 роки тому +2

      Awww too bad he's married! 😘🧸

    • @WinnieDaou
      @WinnieDaou 3 роки тому

      Don't know about that . . . They played a prank on him and others, keeping him from entering the building, and his reaction was bratty in comparison to the others. He kept asking if the pranker knew who he was or who he worked for.

    • @buddydooley8650
      @buddydooley8650 3 роки тому

      More like a middle-weight somewhat out of shape.

  • @Carmen-ml7uc
    @Carmen-ml7uc 3 роки тому +14

    He is a joke! He is more worried about his future which is honestly in trouble. Bye, bye Teddy!!

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @babyyvie
    @babyyvie 3 роки тому +20

    Instead of staged pics, show me a 30 minute video of him doing manual labor to help 🙄🙄🙄

  • @smilesandyoka
    @smilesandyoka 3 роки тому +292

    Junior - if your dad has nothing to hide, then just SHOW the damn tax returns and release us from all this drama!

    • @Kingfisher1215
      @Kingfisher1215 3 роки тому +1

      Have you all covered Cuomo and killing all the elderly and covering it up, or is that just something to ignore?

    • @omeyehead7436
      @omeyehead7436 3 роки тому +2

      The NYT published them a year ago

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 3 роки тому +5

      So if there's nothing to hide why not release the returns from day 1 jnr.?

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 3 роки тому +8

      But there's nothing in those tax returns.
      That's why daddy has to fight so hard to keep them a secret.

    • @Baaliwood
      @Baaliwood 3 роки тому

      @@mariastewart8810 if theres nothing to hide why do Democrats refuse to do an election investigation?

  • @punky19761
    @punky19761 3 роки тому +162

    You know you have absolutely nothing to say when grown men are sitting around making fun of an elderly dog. Like, what are they doing with their lives?

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @mollysimmons2960
      @mollysimmons2960 3 роки тому +17

      Beyond pathetic...🤦🏻‍♀️
      I think Champ is a noble elderly dog
      Joe & Jill obviously love their German Shepard dogs🐕 🐕
      It’s reassuring to have pets back in the White House🌟🐕🌟🐕👏🏼😊

    • @raqueld4899
      @raqueld4899 3 роки тому +14

      Dogs will be dogs, you spend an hour giving them a bath, cleaning ears, brushing teeth, next thing you know they're rolling on dirt 🤦‍♀️
      I guess those grandpa's have never owned a dog

    • @soonersdevil
      @soonersdevil 3 роки тому +3

      We got 4 yrs of their Stupidity to hear..

    • @sueburek3725
      @sueburek3725 3 роки тому +4

      When you get old you don’t look beautiful anymore just look at Mitch McConnell. I think senior dogs are very beautiful and noble.

  • @sarahferguson1830
    @sarahferguson1830 3 роки тому +35

    Diamond and silk are suspiciously enthusiastic about their ignorance.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому +1

      Hello Sarah
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe?

    • @justadad6677
      @justadad6677 3 роки тому +2

      they got famous for being batshit crazy. They gonna keep up the stick until money dries out, then they gonna come out reborn, and selling books about how they went down the rabbit hole and believe in all kinds of conspiracies and lies.

    • @ladyointheatl5574
      @ladyointheatl5574 3 роки тому +1

      Embarrassment to Black women.

    • @chrissharpe7119
      @chrissharpe7119 3 роки тому

      I think diamond and silk are a comedy duo that are just acting no one can be that ignorant..... Can they??

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 3 роки тому

      "Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly"

  • @DMarie-qg4jp
    @DMarie-qg4jp 3 роки тому +3

    Jimmy always get me out of depression thanks jimmy for keeping me sane .

  • @justineharper3346
    @justineharper3346 3 роки тому +91

    Looks like Jr’s been dipping in the powder again

  • @Blue-ej7rw
    @Blue-ej7rw 3 роки тому +87

    Body shaming a dog? How dare you!

  • @carolking2640
    @carolking2640 3 роки тому +2

    Always a good job, Jimmy. Thx for showing us the lighter side of life. There are so many things we need to forget. Your Audience appreciates you.👌💜💜💜

  • @merlinsorangetabby
    @merlinsorangetabby 3 роки тому +8

    Who looks like a sweet boy??!! That beautiful German shepherd, sweet face!

  • @ashahasnain6546
    @ashahasnain6546 3 роки тому +215

    Biden's dog is a rescue! Rescues dont need to be the prettiest, they are survivors and honestly make some of the best pets because they form a special bond with their rescuer.

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah and Champ has lived a happy life with his family that he loves wholeheartedly and who adore him too. The poor pup has done nothing wrong to be insulted by these shameless monsters on television. This has to be the abysmal bottom of human decency - or the lack of it to be more precise!

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl 3 роки тому +37

      It looks like that because its a 12 year old german shepherd and is very old. Most old dogs look a little rough. Dogs that size are considered seniors at 8 years old.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 роки тому +23

      I think he's a great dog with an interesting story. If the Bidens' dogs inspire people to find rescue pets, all the better. That point, of course, would be lost on the GOP, who also allow millions of people to go without food and healthcare every day of the year, so what do we expect?

    • @Chihuahualover1765
      @Chihuahualover1765 3 роки тому +16

      @@Alphasnowbordergirl senior dogs at 7 years old & most German Shepherds have hip problems, arthritis, and live approx 15 years or little less. Champ looks like a happy loved doggo; hope he stays that way the entire 4 years🥰

    • @conandude76
      @conandude76 3 роки тому +10

      @@Chihuahualover1765 Don't you mean 8?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 роки тому +1544

    Ted could only muster a lame photo-op... meanwhile, AOC raised nearly $5 million for his constituents!

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 роки тому +146

      Ironically, Flying Ted was loading the water AOC purchased for Texans.

    • @maghenshaw8717
      @maghenshaw8717 3 роки тому +26

      Thank you!!!

    • @Darth-vade123
      @Darth-vade123 3 роки тому +8

      You think people like AOC actually care she is the problem an idiotic millennials not talking about this situations

    • @ricardogonzalez2150
      @ricardogonzalez2150 3 роки тому +67

      @@Darth-vade123 What? Pleas explain.

    • @LilyEvans1996
      @LilyEvans1996 3 роки тому +115

      @@ricardogonzalez2150 AOC could cure all diseases and some people will still hate her

  • @MrStatepatrick
    @MrStatepatrick 3 роки тому +5

    I love how Jimmy never dwells on things, always sharp!!

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 3 роки тому +122

    The dog is not dirty, that is his natural coloring!

    • @g0679
      @g0679 3 роки тому +4

      @xrpmarkyb
      Watch more Hannity.
      He graduated high school.
      Nothing else, though.

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 роки тому +6

      They don't like coloured dogs or people of colour

    • @unquietgrave4444
      @unquietgrave4444 3 роки тому +6

      it's literally just an old dog thing. German shepherds live up to 9-13 years and Champ is already 12 which is basically 80+ in human years.

    • @M4VTCNH2
      @M4VTCNH2 3 роки тому +2

      He doesn’t love dogs. What a pathetic and vile person.

    • @vikaz3408
      @vikaz3408 3 роки тому +2

      Dont mind them.... they just prove they’re not dog lovers. 😂 stupidity to the highest level🙄

  • @nigeh5326
    @nigeh5326 3 роки тому +94

    Dirty and dishevelled ?
    You mean like Ted Cruz’s reputation

  • @candicenicole1219
    @candicenicole1219 3 роки тому +73

    Jimmy, thank you for sending laughs and encouragement and prayers our way in Texas. Last week was trying for me and my dialysis family, the elderly and special needs. While teddy bear was flying to Cancun, I was calling every dialysis facility and hospital to try my hardest to get others out life saving treatments. It’s so sad that he thinks one case of water after the fact is that moving seeing we are now dealing with food shortages. He should’ve been here on the frontlines helping us instead of his pockets!!!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 роки тому

      Bless you.

    • @MyAngrySanta
      @MyAngrySanta 3 роки тому

      My prayers are with you. Over 3,000 people died in the months after hurricane Maria. People don't understand power is needed for dialysis, for oxygen machines, so many things than just lights.

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 3 роки тому +2

      People forget the more vulnerable in a crises. I am truly sorry you are goin through this and will contribute to the money already raised. As much as I kind of double dog dare Texas to succeed when they start to threaten to do that, it is only funny when nobody is getting hurt sowhenstuff like this happens I and a lot of New Yorkers WILL try to help. I wish you luckI will pray for all in your state and I really hope that you get people in power who WON'T leave you in a lurch. Seriously if you got that from the GOP side,fine. Just get it from wherever. Ted Cruz obviously NOT being that person. You deserve better.

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 3 роки тому

      Greetings my Ebony Queen, since you mentioned the tourist city of Cancun, Mexico as it pertained to Senator Ted Cruz's recent trip there, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions my beautiful Ebony Queen. Thank you and God Bless.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

  • @carterfamily5006
    @carterfamily5006 3 роки тому +2

    Jimmy's got a funny laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it❤️❤️❤️

  • @hectordavila5782
    @hectordavila5782 3 роки тому +3

    Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

  • @elroy8272
    @elroy8272 3 роки тому +99

    Ted left his dog home in the freezing home without heat!!

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 3 роки тому +12

      And his kids were okay with that? Wow.

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 3 роки тому +7

      It must have been a hellish life to be Cruz's dog.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 роки тому +10

      @@misskitty6586 Well, he would definitely say that it was their idea.🙄

    • @nicolenelson3853
      @nicolenelson3853 3 роки тому +7

      But Biden's dog was a little dirty which is apparently much much worse according to Fox lmao

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 3 роки тому +1

      But you forget, he’s a Republican!

  • @carloantonruales4560
    @carloantonruales4560 3 роки тому +35

    i dont know whats more impressive, guillermo jumping onto jimmy or jimmy catching him :D

    • @carloantonruales4560
      @carloantonruales4560 3 роки тому +2

      omg i just got a LIKE from jimmy? no way! not to overstep my boundaries here jimmy but just for once i think u should do that to Matt Damon, and after that u can go back to torturing him and whatnot. :) much love from the Philippines

  • @rosae197
    @rosae197 3 роки тому +6

    For anyone wondering, the snowball got dark from the soot from the flame, and there wasn’t any liquid because it evaporated too fast.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @scullyitsme9844
    @scullyitsme9844 3 роки тому +6

    Where is the snow? He’s loading water, and the parking lot has no snow.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому +1

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @SteveMichaelson
    @SteveMichaelson 3 роки тому +97

    I just got sea sick on the Ted Cruise.... I want my money back!

    • @rosaamarillo2110
      @rosaamarillo2110 3 роки тому +8

      I took a Cruz... I had to flush twice, it’s a long way to Cancun..

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 3 роки тому

      @@rosaamarillo2110 Sra. Amarillo, acaso usted es mexicana?
      Mrs. Amarillo, are you Mexican?

  • @sapid77
    @sapid77 3 роки тому +139

    The German Shepard is beautiful. They just felt threatened 😝

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 3 роки тому +1

      Looks like a natural dog to me. No self respecting dog enjoys having a bath!

  • @Cant_stop_thinking
    @Cant_stop_thinking 3 роки тому +22

    Biden better not wear a tan suit, that's all I can say!

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

    • @juri_xiii9977
      @juri_xiii9977 3 роки тому +2

      ..or eat any "fancy Mustard" while wearing a Tan suit... Many tiny peoples heads would explode..

    • @Cant_stop_thinking
      @Cant_stop_thinking 3 роки тому

      @@juri_xiii9977 😂

  • @jamesstevo7289
    @jamesstevo7289 3 роки тому +2

    I’m watching in Scotland and watching the section from Newsmax where they are discussing Bidens dog has finally convinced me that the U.S. has totally lost it.

  • @janineboitard6492
    @janineboitard6492 3 роки тому +185

    Imagine if AOC began stumping in Cruz's district as part of the nationwide effort to help Texans??!! Oh man, would that piss off Cruz!! Do it!!!! 😃

    • @kelleybrown1666
      @kelleybrown1666 3 роки тому +17

      AOC has done more for Texas than Cruz, but doesn't she represent New York?

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 3 роки тому +13

      @@kelleybrown1666 - Yes. That’s kinda the whole point.

    • @cms1381
      @cms1381 3 роки тому +23

      Beto and AOC with their actions said to Cruz, this is how its done.
      Reminder, being senator means you're a public servant. This is the public, serve them.

    • @dragonprincess8205
      @dragonprincess8205 3 роки тому +6

      @@cms1381 and neither of them are senators

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 3 роки тому +2

      His district is the entire state of Texas...

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 3 роки тому +108

    Ted didn't come back to Texas because it was the right thing to do, he came back because Mexico kicked him out...
    "Adios Rafael!" -🇲🇽

  • @Doctorme4
    @Doctorme4 3 роки тому +2

    I remember when Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison did this last year. He tried to do the PR thing in fire effected areas and... Well. People refused to shake his hand.

  • @YemYum
    @YemYum 3 роки тому +9

    Lol every time don jr speaks it’s like he is trying to put on a show.

  • @jimit_up4974
    @jimit_up4974 3 роки тому +146

    Hats off to AOC for how much more she’s done for Texas than teddy boy

    • @bernardfinucane2061
      @bernardfinucane2061 3 роки тому +10

      The best Republicans can think of is imitating Democrats (while bad mouthing Democrats). They literally have no idea of what government is for and what they are supposed to do when elected.

    • @beedee9534
      @beedee9534 2 роки тому

      Ted should be in Prison little Fidel Castro wanna be

    • @julianwaugh8221
      @julianwaugh8221 Рік тому

      AOC for president!

  • @thomaskline
    @thomaskline 3 роки тому +69

    He was supposed to self quarantine but instead made a fool of himself, mask less of course, at the Garland confirmation hearing!

  • @prichelly220
    @prichelly220 3 роки тому +1

    Guillermo jumping into jimmy's arms is really everything rn 💞🤣I ship it

  • @MichaelM-yt6ww
    @MichaelM-yt6ww 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly the late night lineup is fire on all networks. Love it!

  • @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
    @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 роки тому +199

    “WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE?!!?”....
    Umm. We voted him out

    • @ellenhajie2421
      @ellenhajie2421 3 роки тому +7

      👏👏👏👏👏 good one 👍

    • @famousnobody7574
      @famousnobody7574 3 роки тому +1

      Wheeeen??? He still has 3 more years left?

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh 3 роки тому

      There was some steel. It could have been high speed rail. It's a wall. How's that for outrage?

    • @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
      @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 роки тому

      @@famousnobody7574 ha! Sure Q

    • @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
      @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 роки тому +2

      @@famousnobody7574 I’m referring to tRump when I say we voted the outrage out (answering Jr’s question)

  • @NEVY503
    @NEVY503 3 роки тому +21

    The “My pillow” commercial got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OurWisdoms
    @OurWisdoms 3 роки тому +2

    Great show Jimmy, very funny. Thank you!!

  • @fatimaaskhkir6847
    @fatimaaskhkir6847 3 роки тому +4

    They had insulted anybody who loves beautiful animals. Living dead human being

  • @JRandaII
    @JRandaII 3 роки тому +97

    Texas:
    - privatize the gains
    - socialize the losses

  • @ryangentle9940
    @ryangentle9940 3 роки тому +271

    Who else loves Jimmy Kimmel?

  • @manjoanne4174
    @manjoanne4174 3 роки тому +7

    I swear Donny did not talk like that before. His talks really really weird now.

  • @nldias5234
    @nldias5234 3 роки тому +2

    Desperation begets very unusual behavior when Cruz is trying to save his behind 🥺

  • @shedjammer87
    @shedjammer87 3 роки тому +282

    Derogatory remarks about Biden's dog is grasping at straws.

    • @nisigate
      @nisigate 3 роки тому +5

      They photoshopped the first dogs for publicity very bad taste

    • @ferretfriend5458
      @ferretfriend5458 3 роки тому +6

      Rediculas and extremely childish..

    • @BC2249
      @BC2249 3 роки тому

      Even Fingers' dog hates him.

    • @foxydev4056
      @foxydev4056 3 роки тому +1

      You'd better not be talking about Bidens dogs.

    • @foxydev4056
      @foxydev4056 3 роки тому +3

      Trumps dogs you're talking about right.

  • @The_Jiant
    @The_Jiant 3 роки тому +23

    Shaming dogs. That's the new thing for Newsmax.

  • @openmind763
    @openmind763 3 роки тому +1

    This episode of Kimmel was hilariously funny.

  • @catlady5261
    @catlady5261 3 роки тому +3

    Don jr looks about ready to spit his teeth out.

  • @marymcmahon659
    @marymcmahon659 3 роки тому +60

    I want to borrow a My Pillow to shut Donnie Jr. up!

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому

      Hello Mary
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @janetjasven9808
    @janetjasven9808 3 роки тому +23

    Aren’t you supposed to quarantine upon arrival from another country?!?!? 🤬

    • @joselandin1203
      @joselandin1203 3 роки тому

      Yes 14 days but since Ted Cruz is very powerful senator he obviously doesn’thave to quarantine

  • @bluestrife28
    @bluestrife28 3 роки тому +1

    As a Texan, thank you Jimmy.

  • @HiddenMasters
    @HiddenMasters 3 роки тому +16

    12:35 Wow! Even the Mars rover Perseverance landed better than that!

  • @at0micbunnygirl
    @at0micbunnygirl 3 роки тому +164

    "They're like Bert and Ernie with brain tumors." Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blakewilliamson8267
      @blakewilliamson8267 3 роки тому +3

      Thats f---n funny!

    • @jamc666
      @jamc666 3 роки тому +1

      result of inbreeding ... sad!

    • @SithLordNefaar022
      @SithLordNefaar022 3 роки тому +2

      Something is *VERY* wrong with them broads 🤣🙄

    • @annclough7767
      @annclough7767 3 роки тому

      Are they for real, I dont think so, they're idiots.

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 3 роки тому +196

    Eric and Don Jr. really want their dad to love them don't they.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 роки тому +15

      It's been the same for generations.

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 роки тому +13

      Very very sad

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 3 роки тому +14

      Like their old man before them. Cat’s in the Cradle …

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 3 роки тому +16

      DESPERATELY...if he could take his eyes off Ivanka long enough, perhaps they'd have a chance.

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 3 роки тому +11

      It is a fruitless effort

  • @seanfelid4135
    @seanfelid4135 3 роки тому +3

    Funnily enough, I think DJTJ and Eric are getting WORSE!

  • @hatorihanso1238
    @hatorihanso1238 3 роки тому +12

    TED wanted to go somewhere hot, I am sure he will go somewhere hot in the end.

  • @latrecearobinson7731
    @latrecearobinson7731 3 роки тому +102

    Jr needs 2 JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS “ Allegedly” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

  • @Nicole-ed1zg
    @Nicole-ed1zg 3 роки тому +68

    Dog looks like a normal happy dog. Dirty just means he is running playing having fun.

    • @MariaGutierrez-uw4eb
      @MariaGutierrez-uw4eb 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a sign that is a healthy dog.

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 3 роки тому +2

      @@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb He's more alert than those reporters making fun of him

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 3 роки тому +1

      I think he’s an older dog also.

  • @ccaatthheerriinnee
    @ccaatthheerriinnee 3 роки тому

    Best part of this is Guillermo jumping jimmy 😂

  • @lisakaz35
    @lisakaz35 3 роки тому +1

    Blob Vila: PERFECT.

  • @DanHiteshew-oneandonly
    @DanHiteshew-oneandonly 3 роки тому +47

    I'd be wearing a mask while dragging out someone's old carpet, despite a pandemic. Lol

    • @merry.minimalism
      @merry.minimalism 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly! I tore out our carpet a few years ago and wore a mask, lots of debris and dust that came up.... I probably should have vacuumed more lol

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 3 роки тому +78

    If there's nothing shady in Trump's taxes, why is he afraid to release them?

    • @cindycarroll4866
      @cindycarroll4866 3 роки тому +7

      I sure Trump is afraid they won't count all the zeros .

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 роки тому +9

      @@cindycarroll4866 I completely agree. I think his real reason is that he is nowhere near as rich, by several 0s, as he has claimed.

    • @deepakskrn
      @deepakskrn 3 роки тому +1

      It's still under audit

    • @taneshajones3855
      @taneshajones3855 3 роки тому

      @@deepakskrn Everything is not under adults 😂😂😂

  • @renaelivings1505
    @renaelivings1505 3 роки тому +1

    The crowd laughs at every little thing.

  • @aquariussofa2824
    @aquariussofa2824 3 роки тому +1

    Hahah! That slow motion!

  • @aseretvazquezgarza3575
    @aseretvazquezgarza3575 3 роки тому +76

    I am so tired of the trumps , And please leave the dog alone. Don’t know who was the guy talking about the dog.
    The dog is beautiful and he is an idiot criticizing the dog, don’t you have better things to do? Don’t mess with the dogs!!!!!!!

    • @TheMarPacifico
      @TheMarPacifico 3 роки тому

      And these people get paid to speak stupidity ...what a miserable life of those FOX guys

  • @dennisw64
    @dennisw64 3 роки тому +176

    The parts of that plane were falling nearly as fast as Cancun Cruz's political future...

    • @EyeMaMoeRahn
      @EyeMaMoeRahn 3 роки тому +4

      Wow hilarious... 🤥

    • @keithhunter3910
      @keithhunter3910 3 роки тому +8

      Sadly the morons in Texas will re-elect him, unleashing his idiocy on a national level yet again.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 роки тому

      That's a good one.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 роки тому +3

      @@keithhunter3910 I agree with you . Short term memory loss , and money works too.

    • @shirleyvz11
      @shirleyvz11 3 роки тому +1

      I sincerely wish that was true. But convenient amnesia is thing in America

  • @808bigisland
    @808bigisland 2 роки тому

    Was on a United out of SFO to Honolulu. Same thing, 5 mins after take off. Landed in a cordon of flashing lights.

  • @md9710
    @md9710 3 роки тому +3

    Eric didn’t just say we are missing trump did he?😆🤣

  • @Neojhun
    @Neojhun 3 роки тому +22

    My Pillows by Dominion, I soo want to see that.

  • @ntandosekay
    @ntandosekay 3 роки тому +38

    As a woman of colour ,when I hear Diamond & Silk's voices, I quickly change channels.

    • @doloresabdelwahed9878
      @doloresabdelwahed9878 3 роки тому +2

      am with you they look and sounds like fools they are a embarrassment

  • @kenbee1957
    @kenbee1957 3 роки тому

    I was NOT expecting that
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Giamo

  • @ToonsesTheKat
    @ToonsesTheKat 3 роки тому

    My daughter & I died laughing at Jimmy and Guillermo's re-enactment of The Bachelor jump and leap! It's still funny watching it again here!

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 3 роки тому

      Hey Kat, do you know what is Guillermo's nationality without searching for the answer?

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 3 роки тому +131

    Jimmy kimmel nails his videos every time!!!

    • @muximus2771
      @muximus2771 3 роки тому +1

      That's because they're all the same and created for sheep. 🐑🐑🐑

  • @Thatsmegigi
    @Thatsmegigi 3 роки тому +72

    Holy hell-DJTJ looks totally out of it. Don’t worry-I’m sure it’s just the “lights”...

    • @CastleBrookKrew
      @CastleBrookKrew 3 роки тому +6

      Or the mad amounts of uppers he does before he goes on some no sense argument. He's just like his dad say anything and everything to stay on top.

    • @carriefox1146
      @carriefox1146 3 роки тому +2

      Drugs

    • @thisguy9819
      @thisguy9819 3 роки тому +1

      I was too distracted by the fact that he admitted the NY times report on Trump's taxes was accurate.

    • @Thatsmegigi
      @Thatsmegigi 3 роки тому

      In case it wasn’t obvious, my comment was sarcasm...

  • @genrlgadget
    @genrlgadget 3 роки тому +1

    Why haven't I seen Will Arnett playing Don Jr. on SNL yet?

  • @SithLordNefaar022
    @SithLordNefaar022 3 роки тому

    "Life is funny. One day you're building walls, the next day they're closing on you."
    Perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danniboi187
    @danniboi187 3 роки тому +136

    Jesus Christ!! DJT JR's coke habit it getting out of control.

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 3 роки тому +10

      It's not a habit, it's a lifestyle. If he's not careful he'll blow out his O-ring just like his daddy and be wearing diapers by the time he's 50.

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 3 роки тому +2

      I wouldn’t worry about jr we have other issues

    • @gardnerhappy2114
      @gardnerhappy2114 3 роки тому +4

      Total nose habit going on with him.

    • @jamescherico3817
      @jamescherico3817 3 роки тому +7

      Junior looks like he's always 2steps from his next snort, pathetic

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 3 роки тому +4

      @@OminousRabbitHole He's a moron on drugs. That makes it worse.
      As a drug addict myself (a PROPER one, not some "coke is the cool, rich dude-drug" addict), he's not one of us. Us drug addicts don't want the shame of being in the same category as Jr. We're way more sensible than he is.

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 3 роки тому +361

    The Chinese have nicknames for the Trump kids:
    Don Jr - Dim Son
    Eric - Dim and Then Sum

  • @ramonar6180
    @ramonar6180 2 роки тому

    That jump & hug was more like a tackle. lol

  • @glennisbennett5299
    @glennisbennett5299 3 роки тому +1

    Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +60

    Yeah.. take care of your dog!
    Oh... I thought we were talking about Ted's dog, that he left to freeze to death when he went to Cancun.

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 3 роки тому +583

    You know when a president doing a good job when all the can talk about is a dog.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 3 роки тому +12

      Right?!!!💕

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 роки тому +28

      Talking trash about a 14-yr-old dog.

    • @indiabarbados8523
      @indiabarbados8523 3 роки тому +24

      14 years that's a long time, he must have been well cared for by a nice owner.

    • @johnsokolowski4433
      @johnsokolowski4433 3 роки тому +6

      So you really think he's doing a good job? Prior to being elected he said he had a cure for the covid-19. Said he was going to reveal it after he got elected. Why would he wait if he had a cure for it. And by the way he got his vaccine slightly over a week before he was elected. So wasn't him that came up with the vaccine. He also reversed Donald Trump's ville on maintenance drugs such as insulin. My insulin has more than doubled in cost since he's been elected. Oh and where is the stimulus check of $2,000 he promised all Americans. I haven't seen any progress on that.

    • @Concro123
      @Concro123 3 роки тому +25

      @@johnsokolowski4433 Either you’re trolling or you’re just stupid. First of all, that is a blatant lie; nobody has ever claimed to have a cure for COVID. A vaccine isn’t a complete cure for the virus, how slow do you have to be to not understand basic medical concepts? Second, the Democrats are pushing for the $2000 direct payments but the Republicans have blocked the bill for months because they want to give massive sums of money to billionaire owners. Honestly people like you are proud to be ignorant and it’s clear you aren’t interested in the truth, you just recite unfounded claims and blatant lies from NewsMax, Fox News, and the spineless, pathetic, shameless Republican weasels in congress

  • @jeffreym68
    @jeffreym68 3 роки тому +1

    The nicknames for Ted were awesome!

  • @DatGinnga
    @DatGinnga 3 роки тому

    Did not think you were going to stay up😂😂