Trump Lashes Out at the FBI, Nuclear Secrets Stashed at Mar-a-Lago & Don Jr’s Saddest Video Yet
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2022
- Los Angeles is currently under an excessive heat warning so we have been doing our part at the show to be energy efficient, the Washington Post reported that among the classified documents the FBI recovered at Mar-a-Lago was a top secret file about foreign nuclear capabilities, Trump lashed out at the FBI for taking his highly confidential medical files and history, his least favorite son Eric has been making the rounds praising the Florida Judge who ruled in Daddy's favor, Don Jr. posted what might be his saddest video yet, the Obamas were back at the White House for the unveiling of their official portraits, Joe Biden has a message for Californians suffering from the heat, and Guillermo goes out on Hollywood Blvd to help give people some relief.
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Knowing Trump's affinity for making cash anyway he can, I don't think you need to think too hard about what he was going to do with those files.
Right buddy...he was going to recycle the paper.... makes sense..
Probably held auctions for his dictator buddies.
Clog toilets?
Putin told him to take secret docs on Ukraine military. He gets a hotel in Moscow
This "Judge," Aileen Cannon, pulled a
Willy Barr!
Aileen Cannon put in her application for
her standing Supreme Court candidacy,
only 2 days after her dodgy verdict.
Coincidence? You be the 'Judge' of this
barely appointed "Judge."
5 medical deferments from Vietnam War because of his perfect health . Wish someone would call him out next time he is boasting about his perfect health !
It truly is amazing how dishonest the orange one is. You can almost never count on anything 100% of the time, but Mr potato head lies every single time he opens his big potato mouth!
Yes, and film it please. I would love to see how mad he gets at the disloyalty.
meanwhile in the white house ....Biden poops himself again
Didn't he also claim to be the youngest person ever?
@Adam Magyar big assumptions from a big boy. Your mommy must think you're so smart and brave.
Eric, your father shouldn't have had those documents in the FIRST PLACE! Not in his desk, not on the floor, not in the best, most beautiful filing cabinet in the world. No one has such a beautiful filing cabinet.
He should not have them in his house. He should not have them he’s a louse. He should not put them in a club and now he’s mad they’re on the rug??
Seriously upset about the sedition but hey it wrote itself
This is what happens when you elect a soulless business man to such an important position. To him everything is sellable product, even lives & our countries future. Trying to destroy America from the inside out. Please vote against this for the sake of our children. For the troops that fought for this country.
how are U doing today
I feel the same
Well said !!! 🙏👍👏
Vote red or get ready for the apocalypse.
They're ALL soulless business men lmao
"I've never done anything wrong. Nobody can prove that I ever did anything wrong. It's pretty tough when a citizen with an unblemished record must be hounded from his home. I am feeling very bad - very bad. How would you feel if the police, paid to protect you, acted towards you like they acted towards me?" - Al Capone December 10, 1927...
...A citizen who makes perfect phone calls and is a perfect health specimen. SOVIET UNION?!" - Some guy who lost the election in 2016
"...paid to protect you..." Well, call it an investment
Police aren't paid to protect us. They're paid to protect state interests.
45 has never has an original thought in his miserable life
I don't think Capone was as big a criminal as trump,
Big Al was just misunderstood, we all know trump is a gangster
Don Junior looks close to tears when he admits how cruel and neglectful his father is.
bet dumpsterfire donny knows which of the trump children are really his.
Who's a good boy - Don Jr you are loved - Who's a good boy (do you want a treat - sniff sniff sniff)
Maybe we can get the Trump kids to get help before they become as degenerate as their father; especially their youngest.
Wait till you hear about Hunter Biden.
Junior is so pathetic! And no, Junior, your dad doesn't care about you! He has you picked to go to prison first of all his kids.
Information is Power, he took documents that would benefit him and his business. Information on people he could leverage
That Don Jr. clip is among the saddest things I've ever seen. And still, my compassion for him and his siblings runs so very low.
No F***s to give for anyone in that clan.
I'm proud when my father praises me for something not get choked up and ready to cry because I get so very little praise evidently.
Hunter Biden is among the saddest things ever seen. And still compassion for him and his sbling runs very low.
Jimmy - you are pathetic. In case you haven't noticed Trump is not in office. However, you have PLENTY of material to work with on the Biden gang.
They would kick you out your house with a smile if it meant an extra nickel in the pocket
Confidential medical files then he broadcasts his health. He really doesnt know how to keep a secret.
Except he lies about his health
@@elegantgypsyrose5328 so true. "Im the most honest person out there" trumps words not mine.
@@robgrubsla5564 He lies even when he's telling the truth because the only reason he is ever honest is to make his lies more believable. That and it's entirely possible that he is so out of his mind that he actually believes his own bullshit.
Con dons medical records are a lie.
It's his mental health that's most concerning.
This career criminal needs to be taught a valuable lesson and soon. I cannot stomach him, his voice, his family and wish he would just move in with Putin.
Agreed. I've always said he needs put in a padded cell (obviously demented) which replicates the Oval office OR exiled to Russia!
Couldn't agree more. He needs to learn about what he's trying to shove down America's throat, although frankly, I'm pretty certain he's not capable of learning ANYthing....
I couldn't stand four more years of listening to that voice!
YES!!! "LOCK HIM UP" ALREADY...
@@whiskyjames4200
Lol...patience. It will come.
The whole Don Jr. thing being happy his dad gave him a shout out is really sad! 😢
That emotional moment by little don was him coming down from his latest binge. He was killing time while Kim went for the stash
He's cooked like wow
Yes, Trump wanted to use the papers for some sort of leverage. While in office, he reportedly showed little interest in reading the PDB, trip preparation books, and think pieces on foreign policy. It stretches credulity that he would wait until he had more free time after his term ended to catch up on his reading.
Whoa...good call. I'm going to show this to my friend who knows about addiction/whitdrawl and recovery from cocaine
Way to Go California. Together, you knocked the usage down substantially through those hours.
I swear nobody remembers Enron.
@@float32 pepperidge farm remembers
@@float32 i remember those assholes mocking a grandmother who could not afford her energy bill, telling her that she should have moved to Texas if she couldn’t take them manipulating the energy prices in California and creating a false crisis.
@@Markle2k and look at how things went in Texas.
I honestly heard a story that Don Sr. gave Don Jr. a tie as a birthday or Christmas gift that Jr. had given Sr. a couple of years previously. Says alot.
🤣🤣🤣
Ahhahahahhahha
Family heirloom...
So cheap he recycles gifts from this kids????
That Tie was bought with Cancer Kids money
"My father is a very neat man," says Eric. He's right. I remember watching #45 ascend the stairs into Air Force One, trailing a legnth of toilet paper from his trouser lag. In case he had to "neaten up" before landing, I'm sure.
The guy from London was an absolute great participant - he knew how to banter, play along, he did not get spooked at being trimmed, and he was super cute!! They definitely should be thankful they found him (heck, I would not be against finding him 😉🤣)
I thought they were going to give him a gift for being such a good sport. I was a little let down that they didn't.
I still do not understand why Rumpy is still at large. He should be arrested, in jail, with no chance of parole because he is a flight risk. What is wrong with your justice system, America? Love your show, Jimmy Kimmel. Cheers from Canada!
Fellow Canadian, here. I have been struggling for a while to wrap my brain around it, too. You'd think with concerns that people are losing their faith in American institutions, they would jump at the opportunity to show everyone an effective and fair justice system. I guess that's why I'm not a politician 🤷♂️
Because he's above the law. The whole thing system is corrupt. Understand now?
Because it isn't real. The whole scandal is media hype and baseless smears. Pay careful attention to the language used in any news reports about this. It's smear tactics. Just like 'Russians stealing the election' wasn't real. Just like 'he called Neo Nazis fine people' wasn't real. Etc etc etc. Don't take this as a partisan point scoring, I'm not trying to insult people. Just urging people to think critically instead of being manipulated by people like Jimmy Kimmel
You're funny
@@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Wrapping your head around why Biden isn't in jail?
Praying that destructive narcissistic, criminal SOB is prosecuted!!
Why don’t you just summarily execute anyone with a different political point of view. There’s a democracy you can take pride in right?
Prayer: How to do nothing, and still think you’re helping. Just vote, already!
How about you push for it instead of asking for the imaginary sky daddy to help?
I'm 99.9% sure that Melania whishes the DOJ would hurry up 😂
I do too.
So you edited your comment... and *still* didn't correct the "whishes" part? Even with it being underlined in red?🤔🤦♂😂
The video of Trump saying that the mishandling of documents should put that person in prison, with the pictures of the documents he "mishandled" ("stole" is more like it), should be shown constantly all throughout the US - even if it would prejudice a jury.
I'm here for the TRUMP jokes. Thank you 🙏
Trump is a joke. So is Biden. The whole US political system is a joke
"He's so neat, he even launders his own money!" Had me wheezing 🤣
It would have to be a small load of laundry, because he doesn't have anything to wash. Trump launders foreign money through his properties to stay afloat.
Me too😂😂😂
what? you're jealouse of people with more money then you? petty
@@llessurdoow2325 I'm sure, if you try, you can be even more boring 🥱
A sublime line...!
He's a perfect specimen !!. Great, so he will have NO problems doing 60 years in jail for TREASON.
that was the most uncomfortable "Dad" I've ever seen...poor Jr, so desperate for Daddy's love...lol
Trump for prison 2024.
SOONER!!! ⚖😄
@@mikemechanic622 ....YES !!!! Sooner as in yesterday !
Mad respect for the guy from London who was such a good sport to have his cargo pants cut off for the show. 💜
They should have given him a gift card or something
@@saltydog7038 yeah, get him some designer cargos
@@saltydog7038 Yeah that was BS that he got no prize of any kind.
@@saltydog7038 I’m sure he was taken care of
@@labonitapz I hope so 💗
So glad Jimmy is back! He's so on target with Trump, never holds back!
If I were a “perfect speciman” I wouldn’t care if my medical records were disclosed, kind of like my taxes if they were perfectly in order and I were a billionaire.
DJTJ was in the verge of tears calling his father “dad”. That very small pause after the word… lol
While Eric refers to "My father" several times a sentence, beating even the records set by Augie Doggie and Sylvester Jr.
Trump is a terrible man all round
@@nullnull7495 And all around is a fair distance.
I wonder if that's the first time he got to say that word aloud?
They're pathetic.
Guillermo is such an uplifting spirit, it makes my entire day .... yes and you too Jimmy,,, geeze!
Gotta love Guillermo, always cheers me up! I am, however, getting tired of the criticism of Biden being old, people can’t help when they were born. Can we focus on some of the good legislation that he is passing??
@@marybell3013 Fine, but why is he running for reelection? I'm a life-long Dem and we need someone who is not in decline
Awesome true comedy
@@biffmasterson9786 - Trump should go directly to jail on the evidence already of his crimes as a thief !
Not allowed to run even for dog catcher
As difficult as it is to summon empathy for Don Jr., the way he struggles so much to get the word “dad” out is heartbreaking.
How sad is it that when your own father mentions you, you get teary-eyed because it's like for the first time in your life you actually feel as if your father really does care about you. The truth is, he doesn't. He is only using your name to slander the FBI in a negative way.
"I'm increasingly convinced Eric Trump has never met his father" 🤣🤣🤣
How’s hunter?
@@SaltnPepe You're. Hunter is painting and doing very well.
@@SaltnPepe fine, thanks. Hey, where's the wall?
@@gamepapa1211 open . Unlike any country on earth. Lmk how that works out for you . Goodluck feeding yourself
@@zeldasmith6154 nah high on crack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg this is too much .
Don Jr is a budget version of his father.
Swap Meet Version
You know they are both sad and pathetic, but I have a feeling that Jr has more of a clue about that than his father agent Orange.
Wish version
And D Trump is a wish version of a father
Yeah, low-budget.
A turdlet.
Some people in Florida suffer from sun burn. Don Jr. suffers from nose burn from packing it with whatever.
At least Eric seems sober and lucid which is more than can be said for Don jr.
"Lucid" is a stretch.
I almost felt badly for Junior. Ok, I did. But it won’t last.
5 bucks says Donnie had details about Russia's nukes and he sold the info to Saudi during his "golf tournament".
He sold them IRANs nuclear secrets
Pretty sure that the Saudis got the scoop on Isreal.
I'll double that bet and say that they were about the Hermit Kingdoms nukes that he sold to Kim for another love letter
No, he probably had Jared do it, because that's the way mob bosses operate.
No, Israel to Saudi and Russia.
Jimmy Kimbel was on 🔥 this monolog
Jimmy you are a great deliverer. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Eric Trump is super creepy to look at for more than 5 seconds.
2
He looks like he has a dirt beard.
Yeah if you look at him for more than 5 seconds then a week later he kills in your sleep.
@@dustinsindledecker154 don't say his name 3 times
@@juliebraden6911 I was going to say that very thing! 🤣😂🤣😂
As a father he *might* even be worse? He treats his sons with the utmost contempt, even though he expects them to constantly defend and deify him in the eyes of the general public, which they do so without question (and rather poorly I might add) because they are desperate. And of course there's the eldest daughter, who Trump glorified back in 2006 with the disturbing remark... "If Ivanka and I weren't related, then perhaps I would be dating her." The way he said it so casually, it's as though that in spite of the fact Ivanka is his biological daughter, it would not serve to impede his warped sense of affection for her in the slightest.
So to say as a father he might even be worse, is by far the kindest thing you've said about Donald Trump in my opinion. Unless of course that was merely a jest or an understatement on your part, and deep down you know that he is terrible at everything, including being a parent.
_"as a father he might even be worse"_ is acknowledging that DJT is quite possibly even _worse_ at parenting than he was at presidenting; not that he still has some capacity in him to be an even _worse_ father than he already is. I think you're possibly reading 'might' as 'could'? Essentially, JK is agreeing with you.
The dude has daddy issues! Of course he's a crap dad!
He was emotionally abandoned at 4, so for him to have empathy is essentially impossible. His father figures were mafia-like and good at doiing what Fred trump wanted.
Not that deep....
Fred Trump Jr., killed himself to get away from his family.
Russia has already admitted to seeing the documents at Mar A Lago! How long will we wait on our safety and National Security of America to appease one man?
It all makes sense when you realize bipartisan politics is a scam and the repubs and dems are in bed together.
Defending family honor?! Honor is the very very last word in the English language that comes to mind with the trumps!
"Trump, He's so neat, he even launders his money" Comedy gold!
Your delusional
Born a slob die a slop🚽⚖️⏳💯☑️🔐
You know, when I was a kid, I literally thought people wash money like we'd wash clothes.
It would have to be a small load of laundry, because he doesn't have anything to wash. Trump launders foreign money through his properties to stay afloat.
@@couragekarnga8735 It was unclear to me, too. Interesting fact, US cash is printed on paper with cloth qualities, so it can survive going through the wash. Could you imagine losing a pocket full of paper cash from washing it by mistake, oh man.
Did that first guy Daniel tell Jimmy to get a Suboxone??
😆I heard some boxing 🥊
Yeah, Jimmy's back!!!!
Yay…so happy to see you Jimmy!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Stormy Daniels: Trump cannot keep his own business private, why does anyone think he kept those documents private.😂🤣
Hope he just sold the short version.
...there's that
Yeti pubes!
lots of bots on this page 😂🤣
Great point.... he loves to brag.
that was the most weirdly, candid Jr's ever been...he was so honored he got a 'shoutout' at a rally rant 🤦♂
He was so excited. I bet he won't shut up about it for weeks and all his little friends will be so tired of it.
@@juliebraden6911 He doesn't have any friends.
That's why he's constantly on social media.
Don Jr is sad and creepy in this video!!!
@@Emma-dh1lx good point
Turn your pants into shorts is back! One of my favorite bits on Letterman. Happy Jimmy is bringing it back!
Welcome back Jimmy. Thank god for Biden.
Actually, Crooked Donald’s very fortunate. Any other person would have been cuffed and arrested for just a fraction of what he’s done to the country.
The only reason, and I mean the only one that he has not yet been arrested is the 70 million or so supporters who are armed to their ceilings and are willing to turn this country literally liquid red for their "hero." So the DOJ is treading carefully. Stay tuned
Stick with comic books
"Perfect physical specimen"??????? As a retired nurse, just looking at tRump I want to run for a crash cart!
I'm not a nurse but can I ask you...
Is it normal to have an overwhelming desire to barf every time I look at that 'perfect physical specimen' ?
🤣🤣🤣
When my phone went off it scared the crap out of me!🤣
Great to see your back. No one does the show like you. Thanks Jimmy
Hey I'd be angry too if I had my collection of MAD magazines all neatly in chronological order and the FBI guys messed them all up looking for secret stuff, not to even mention all my vintage copies of HUSTLER.
Love this show, best laughter therapy 🙌🏼 Its good to have you back, stay cool.
He’s one of the worst comedians. He doesn’t know how to make a joke. He just makes liberal statements to make lgbt people laugh
@@blackout9587 Some people are hard to please👎
I can imagine that video of Don Jr. being used in future college Psychology lectures...
Thanks for sharing
Ya know as much as I despise them. Jr. is so pathetic and the relationship so toxic you almost feel sorry for Jr.
Don't feel sorry for him, he has been all in with the crime family.
@@billwalsh388
I wonder at how lucky I am, NOT to have been born into a family with such a pitiful father figure. Most children will love their parents. Even abusive parents are mostly loved by their children. Tiffany turned out to be luckiest by being ignored the most .
Don the Con is now no more than an amusement park operator; he needs cuffs, and Federal Time.
you wish lol . Yea let’s do Russia gate 2.0 so we can prove you wrong for the millionth time
@@SaltnPepe First, it is "You're Not Smart"; "your" is a possessive pronoun and "you're" is a contraction of "you" and "are." That is one of the most common grammatical mistakes of morons, so you are a moron for sure. Second, since you are a moron, you are incapable of reading and understanding the Mueller Report, ergo your misinformation about Russian collusion which was rampant and in favor of the Trump camp in 2016. Third, Trump is guilty of multiple crimes but you protect him. Why? He would spit on you for being such a moronic loser.
@@SaltnPepe Russia gate never went to the courts silly. You know how it works: a judge with a huge n neutral hammer and no biased politicians involved in the ruling
On the contrary it was proven to be a collaborative effort between a agency I won’t name and some organizations I can’t name here. Clear as day solid facts . I’d encourage you to look into it yourself unbiased
@@SaltnPepe release the full muller report. It ain’t pretty for the former guy
I’m so glad you’re back!
Holy Cow, what has this family done to his kids?
First time ever hearing a Trump child using the word "Dad". Wonder who he was speaking of .
whose your daddy?
was he pregnant with you?
bet you really hate him whoever he is
🤣
Daddy is not their father!!
He actually said FATHER...so formal
That statement by Don Jr was so pathetic, I almost felt sorry for him.
Please vote blue anyway? 😄
@@Pbav8tor Democrats might just provide some support for neglected kids.
Yuup.... almost lol
Right, almost.
Ahhhh NO!
😂😂😂OMG…Sleazers Palace! That’s hysterical!
Happy to have you back Jimmy!
Missed you Bud
I’m sure you and yours had a great road trip.
We visited LA and OC and dodged the heat wave 9 days ago…
Loved the digs enjoyed the ocean with all the surfers and volleyball games. Catalina island was beautiful. Hopefully your weather will subside soon. Love ya man, stay kool and keep Guillermo on the payroll he is liquid.
Peace and Love
Cool story bruh 🤡
@@DeeplyConcerned68 the fact you had to come and put that to a comment 🤡 put on the clown shoes too lmao
What a great sport our friend from across the pond was!🤩
I'm so glad your back. Missed you.
they way he edged closer to him with the scissors Im dying
Watching from Australia I find the whole saga with Trump and the White House files quite bizarre. The GOP over there are bat crazy or as as Noam Chomsky decribed them: 'a right-wing insurgency'. Entertaining but dangerous and sad at the same time.
Same from up here in Canada.
When trump was president, the news, and life in general, was a lot more spicy.
@@awddfg The news isn't spicy enough now?🌶
"VERY BIZARRE" 😱
@@alansheiman4818 Not enough. When trump was president, I had a good laugh while watching the news, and for some reason a lot of good things were going in in life for me personally.
Notice how Don Jr. got choked up when he said, "Dad" as if he was told to never call him that?
Seems much worse than his dad showering with him eh?
🤣
Junior might have said it once to Trump... And got a face full of Dad's lunch, ketchup, plate and all...
Uh, trump junior is always 'sniffing'. What's up with that?
The middle of a breakfast burrito is better than the middle of a pizza pocket.
The heat/energy warning was in Northern California as well- must have been statewide.
Lil trump it’s a miracle the guy can even say that stuff with a straight face. 😂
He started out as if joking, but the inner emotions welled up and had him almost choking up. Still desperate for his first hug from Dad.
NAH NAH BOO BOO just log out failure
@@llessurdoow2325 I used to tweet that to tRump before he was kicked off Twitter...ah the memories 😂
Barely
Good to have Jimmy Kimmel back. he’s the best!
Yep! "A perfect physical specimen"....of a narcissist!
really missed Jimmy, so happy he's back, I'll watch the show again!
Jr sounded so excited that daddy finally recognized him.😂😂😂
Holy cow Jimmy Kimmel I’m dying you’re killing me I can’t stop laughing
🤨
The shorts segment was freaking hilarious!
Another reason PG&E, and all other utility monopolies need to be broken up.
Don jr begging for father's love.
Just sad...
Welcome back, to both Jimmy's! At long last, my 6 weeks of TV depression can now end!
Forever living rent-free, gotta love it!
So glad you're back Jimmy ! Whoohoo! Love from Ontario Canada 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦
It’s true what Don Jr. said - his father treats him like Hillary.
No he doesn't. Donnie is one of TFGs favorite tools.
@@Pbav8tor ohhh that’s sick. Worse than ivanka.
@@Pbav8tor Eww. Goodness knows what he does with his tools 🤮
You need to get your brain unwashed and check
OMG Jimmy,
Soooo great to see you back 🎉👏🏼🥳
JIMMY YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS AND THIS IS A SCARY TRUTH!
The bit about Biden's advice on Summer heat is a brilliantly edited piece and deserves an award, minus the ending.
Jimmy and Guillermo are the best 🤗💕💕
5:09 Don Jr’s saddest video yet 🤣
It was hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
Holy crap we're all the people every other time I've seen these segments there's all kinds of people walking by
Greetings from the UK, I watch regularly
Dang, I almost feel sorry for Don jr. Starved for daddy's love.
He's looking rough around the edges.
"Almost"
Him struggling with the word “dad” says it all.
@@angrydoggy9170 though I can't be sure if it was tears or bile he was choking on.
@@gamepapa1211 Could even be both.
"A perfect physical specimen?" Has Trump looked in the mirror recently?
He knows he is 400lbs orange bafoon, 😅
He has fun house mirrors throughout Magat-a-Lardo. They all make him look the way he wants.
lol biden looks like he had his face transplanted on a china man's head.
🤣
Yep
He means "perfect" as compared to the sea of obesity, mental illness and bad hair-dye that he gazes out upon at Trump rallies.
Guillermo is absolutely hilarious... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I Love You Jimmy.