Even Vladimir Putin & Mitch McConnell Know Trump Lost
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- Опубліковано 14 гру 2020
- Kylie Jenner & Kanye West topped the Forbes list of highest paid celebrities in 2020, day 42 of #Squattergate is upon us despite the Electoral College making it official for Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell and Vladimir Putin both sent their congratulations to the new President-Elect as Trump and his staff continue to claim election fraud, Mayor Pete Buttigieg got a nomination for Secretary of Transportation by Joe Biden, Ivanka Trump considers a run for US Senate in Florida, an exciting solution for your cancelled office holiday party, and the Chanucorn returns to prove that he is real once and for all!
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“Even that son of a Mitch McConnell”... hilarious!! 😅😂🤣
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@@dollarroll2000 Stop
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@@anti1training but but what about dominion, uranium one, Benghazi, Hunter Biden's laptop? huh, what about the affidavits, huh? What about the hearings? What about the videos? I have not watched the videos but Alex Jones said we have videos for secret evidence when Trump goes to the supremes. Why did they stop the votes. We wanted them to count the votes then stop the votes. How can Joe Biden get more votes than Hillary, Obama and Hugo Chavez combined? Haha I bet you didn't think about that one, huh?
@@dollarroll2000 trump won the election
Mitchell McConnell literally doing the bare minimum and I'm supposed to act impressed? Gtfo
@@dollarroll2000 God bless you
We tried to get the Kentucky gobbler out!!
@@dollarroll2000 Remember to tell your therapist about this.
How about that America.
@@dollarroll2000 he is from Kentucky
Ah! The times Jimmy has delivered me from maniachal-depressive moments...he is a savior. No hurt feelings, Jesus.
If you want the complete definition of a "Bootlicker" just think of any GOP member that comes to mind.
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
Putin congratulated him. Mitch got the cue. Did the same.
Good old Moscow Mitch.
He was waiting for Putin to call him to tell him to do it, he didn't want to piss-off his boss.
Lol good thing people don't actually believe in conspiracy theories haha 😂
@Marvin Martian Russia.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
Vote Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock
Should be a no contest, the opposition consist of two dishonest brokers(literally), unless you buy stocks and shares vote Democratic.
Hell no
Denver, the leave and go to russia. Sugar vladdy putin is waiting for you
@@Nebraska2002 Go to russia and take Donnyski Trumpovic, Moscow Mitch, Purdue and Loeffler with you. Never mind Putin is waiting for you
Done 💙👍
I'm really liking Jimmy Kimmel late night commentary style...funny, factual, oh so stylish, great eye candy, and hip for all who are young and young at heart..that will be me!
Jimmy, you are by far the funniest show host on TV at this time. I’ll be honest, when you first started this show I watched the others. I wasn’t really “into” watching your show. I found the more I watched you the more I literally laughed at loud every time. I’ve done a 360 with my opinion. Love, love, love your comedic talent. 💕
That Texas electorate guy was like a giddy school girl when he made his announcement.
@@myname8175 time to relocate
It sad when the bar is so low you have to dig a hole to get under it
@@myname8175 not here in Massachusetts 😉
@@myname8175 Move to a big city like San Antonio or Houston! Minorities out number Dump Trump supporters.
@@myname8175 Trump knows they are stupid that is why he just feeds them hate.
Mitch McConnell's face is so obnoxious.
😅🤣😂👍 ikr?
the least of 'obnoxiousnesss'🤪'
His existence is obnoxious
All he needs is a cat to pet while he makes his faces and we can send out Inspector Gadget to get him.
@@TheOfficialTarynTots lol
"Son of a Mitch " LOL I am still laughing
Aw I wanted to see Guillermo's dangerous toys bit! He's the best sidekick in late night history.
So depressing hearing Kylie Jenner made almost $600 million dollars this year. I must be doing something wrong with my life.
Tell me about it.
Nah, she was born to get payed for nothing
And I read that the bangladeshi workers who work in her brand's factories are not even being paid properly in the pandemic
Depends. Show us a picture.
@@dutchdna of the article? I can't really do that on youtube, can I? 🤷♀️
I'm so embarrassed to have been BORN and raised in this state of Texas
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
Another liberal think he speak for all texas lmao😂😂
In the military, soldiers have this annoyance with Texans. We're cocky and very proud of where we're from. You'll never run into a Texan and not hear them tell you about how Texas is the greatest country in the world lol. I was one of those. Now I'm just embarrassed. Hoping we can get some honor back. I mean, what am I supposed to do with the 10 state of Texas tattoos on my body?
well, I'm from the same state as the my pillow guy, so I know how you're feeling right about now
Repeal the 2nd, it's only a man made law.
Thanks again, Jimmy we couldn't have pulled this magnificent victory off without you. ..
“Sometimes the simplest things mean the most.”
The Hanukkah Unicorn made me laugh out loud 😂
Trumps Christmas party for 900 was a huge flop. Only around 70 showed up. According to Rachel Maddow. Even Santa wore a mask. And. Mike Pompeo didnt show even though supposed to give a speech. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
What, Satan showed up at Trump's party? Oh, sorry, it was Santa. Well if he gets COVID, this will be the worst Christmas ever!
Is this true? How embarrassing 😳😳😳
@@Darling_Nicci gosh , I hope so. She mentioned it at end of her show. Ignore him and perhaps he will go away!
that's still more than old joe's first rally, cough!
“Kayleigh your not mcEnany sense.”
@agentcodydanks Yes that exactly and how are you doing?
Good one.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
You're*
I would never by a pillow for a company lead by someone who has no attachment to reality. Why would I believe a guys word on his product if he can't be honest on the most basic stuff?
The Texas Legislature cheering: "Yay! We're still idiots! Whoooooooo!"
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@@Saiputera You know how to use the copy & paste function of your laptop...
Texas is smart enough not to use dominion machines and highly limited mail in ballots which are both conduits for fraud.
@@NicolaW72 democrats are powerless 😂😂
Everyone seems to want to move to Texas to maintain their freedoms!
Kanye should have not gotten a PPP loan if he is Number 2 on the Forbes list.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
The PPP allowed for almost all rich people to get this kind of “kickback” something the republicans said was necessary to keep the economy afloat but it didn’t work due to Covid worsening.
Dude why wouldn't he when Biden and Hillary also got PP loan.
I don't want Trump to concede I want him thrown out of the white house.
And who's going to do that? The military who LOVES HIM?
Did you know that trump is the only president to have the lowest unemployment rate, lowest black and Hispanic unemployment rate, lowest poverty rate, and lowest womens unemployment rate, all at the same time?
@@jessewahwah I'll do it ✋
@@dragonballflee9882 highest UNDER employment rate too.
@@dragonballflee9882 girl, that was a lie.
When Mitch McConnell is telling his campaign to congratulate Joe Biden, that's when you know it's over!!!
I continue to be awed by the digital editing done byJimmy's team... so funny, and REALLY convincing. impressive!
If Kylie Jenner was standing in front of me in a line at Tim Horton’s, I wouldn’t recognize her.
Sure you would. You'd trip on her lips.
She overrated
Being ugly sucks
I don't buy Goya and I burned my mypillow. Nuff said.
So depressing hearing Kylie Jenner made almost $600 million dollars this year. I must be doing something wrong with my life.
Times like this makes me sad to live in Texas. I do not represent these mad people.
Jimmy, wishing you and your families a Happy, Safe, Healthy New Year. Thank you for all the comic relief in a grim year. Best in 'class.' Thank you.
Stepford McEnany, 36 more days,
girlie!!!
How did this lowlife Kayleigh University of Florida Law Student get a FINAL year placement at Harvard Law School. It is unprecedented that Harvard would accept a Student in their Law School for only the Last YEAR! WOW !!!!!! WHATS THE REAL STORY?
@@rosemondealtamirano6552 She Blew the Dean for an entire year.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
What the hell is the My Pillow guy talking about? Algorithms breaking voting machines and hands and feet? Wtf? 😂
Dont forget he was once crack addict 😬😷
Maybe he is back on crack again 🤔
@@ntandosekay wouldn't surprise me Carol 😬😷
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
It all makes sense in Trumpland
"The president is still involved in ongoing litigation" = The talking pumpkin is still throwing hissie fits if anyone even mentions the name Joe. He is also firiing everyone named Joe and anything that rhymes with it.
Oh no, looks like some more lay offs. He fired Joe, Joe, Joe, Boe, Loe, Joe, Poe, Joe, that’s just a book of poems being escorted out, I don’t think that even rhymes, Joe, Low, Joe, Joe and, oh no not Joe ( The Low.) Poe.
Putin: "You can't even do basic dictatorship Trump, I'm done with you."
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
George soros is mad cause he can't outsmarted Putin. Even cia can't remove erdogan 😂😂😂
@@Saiputera oh have patience they will be removed eventually.
@@Saiputera antisemite
@@danielcarvalho1453 Do you think all jews love George soros?? Dude even support BDS movement. lmao
Okay this is to ridiculous even for me. I'm going to bed.
Poor Guillermo.
Night
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@@Saiputera ok Ryan...copy and paste this bizarre comment 🤔 ...how many times?🙄 It makes NO sense.
Yeah, it's best not to go to bed with this being you're last eyeful for the night. Probably why I watch the videos in the mornings.
Barr is 'stepping down', or 'running back to the Jellystone Park'... to-may-to, to-mah-to.
I'm hoping he gets together with Roseanne Barr and do a podcast together. Call it "Barr Squared" or something young and hip like that.
Billy Barr (Jabba the Hutt) is getting out early to beat the Holiday traffic rush...
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
Send them all Trump Ideas and watch them implode..That might be against the Geneva convention.
Don't be, it's not your fault
Great, just GREAT! Now I will never know how dangerous my 1st Machete is!
If my kid lobs off an arm or a leg Im comming for you Hanucorn!
This show gets better all the time!
Who tf was paying Kylie Jenner?! What does she even do? 😂🤦🏾♀️
Nothing but copying black women.
She has makeup, clothing, perfume, and skincare companies.
What a damn HOAX - that family is a sham spinning stories that no one believes
Being a step sister of Kim Kardashian
She's a billionaire
the my pillow guy sounds like jesse ventura that swallowed a pillow
@Just Trying 2BMe I forecast that his sales will be going down. And that pillow is not a pillow that I would buy again. The only thing that separate that pillows from others. You can wash it, comfortability is nothing to write home about.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
donya...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bigvalley4987 personally I like my plain matters without a pillow than with his pillows, for me they’re just super uncomfortable.
“Punching *little* holes in the wall”…
With his *tiny* hands
Thanks for doing such a great job not dividing our country Jimmy.
I was hoping the congressman from Michigan who left the GOP would start getting others outta their seats and off the train, too.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
George soros and democrats is mad cause they can't outsmarted Assad, putin, erdogan in Syria 😂😂😂
Why remove anyone? Restore US. Develop non-authoritarian allies. Try to maintain peace by any and all means. Why is war and "removing" leaders always on the top of conservatives' list? I'm moderate independent. And far as smart, I'm pretty blessed. But no desire to "outsmart" anyone. How about rational thinking without control of others to the point of militarianism? BTW, your Google picture looks pretty smart. Is that a suit and tie? You evangelical?
GEORGIA DEMOCRATIC VOTERS! PLEASE turn out just one more time and help ensure the success of the next four years!! Vote Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock for senate! VOTE💙VOTE💙VOTE💙
Ga voter here voting tomorrow :)
No pressure GA but THE ENTIRE COUNTRY is in your hands... again!! Sorry about that!! 😬 also someone please give Abrams a wonderful vacation when possible lmao
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
Is there a collective name for clowns?
@@dollarroll2000 LOL Poor you
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@@Saiputera O... kay. 🤨
Democrats don't have to remove anybody those countries own people will remove them just like the people of the united states removed trump.
The longer Trump doesn’t concede, the closer we get to seeing him being dragged out on live TV
@Marvin Martian pay per view White House extraction
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
Get ready for civil w*R 75milion of trump supporter is enough to overthrow democrats in congress after all they own milion of Gunsz 😂😂😂😂
@@Saiputera cringe kid
God, I hope they let us off work to watch! I'm gonna do it either way!
Kayleigh desperately flicking through pages always looks like she has her book of stupid and her book lies mixed up.
KaLIE McEnema
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
The white house has become an asylum.
It's a book of stupid lies. Just one book with pictures
Us election is a joke. Not secure full of backdoors. Very irregular
The way trump behaving is like a bad breakup
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
He is acting like a child more like it.
I lost it as "...son of a Mitch McConnell"
LMFAOO
Doesn't this highlight our world is upside down. Baseless humans earn the most😒
Kylie Jenner?? Wtf....for what?? That is insane.
4:54 did he just say "Kayleigh Macaroni" or was it just me?
He did
Well, trump called the president of Italy. “President Mozzarella”
Italy here, when Napoleon invaded Rome the nobles sent their servant to the grand ball. If I were in charge of a national newspaper at this point I would send my canteen employee to interview Macaroni as revenge of trump administration's bad attitude to journalists
I thought the same thing, but she's still KayLIE McEnema
He calls her that almost every time. I think of her as "Buchenwald Barbie" myself, but Jimmy's nickname is definitely more family friendly.
"Have some knishes!"" I laughed so hard at that, I want a knish so bad!
Putin finally told Mitch McConnell , to accept Biden's win .
The pillow guy needs to get off the drugs..lol
Hes on drugs?
Hahaha....
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
Or get more sleep
Last time I was this early , every losing candidate had conceded the next day of Election
And America has the nerve to tell us all what to believe
@@waynesharp3503 hmmm?
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@@Saiputera Hmmm? What do you mean "democrats" worst nightmare lmao???
Is that george soros behind you!? Look out!!!!
@@SirTomFoolery hes a bot
I can’t be the only one that hears that woman’s laugh 😂
The Kardashian crew has figured out how to make stupid people make them rich.
The Whitehouse is so nuts, I cant take it anymore
“Son of a Mitch...” 🤣
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
keep doing your thing man, you and Conan are my favorites.
So glad Trump is gone. What a freaking nightmare that was.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@@Saiputera you, you gonna just keep copying and pasting that comment.
@@Saiputera, I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just I’ve seen that commitment written by you 4 different times.
@@Saiputera Republicum lacky's worst nightmare. Where they gonna stick their tongue's and nose's when the Orange anus goes to prison? LMFAO
They are a lame troll, don’t feel bad for calling it out.
Joke of the day:
To the guy who stole my antidepressants..
*I hope you are happy*
👌👌👌
Oof
🤣🤣👍🏼
Love it 😀
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
Elec-toral College: "Biden".
Elec-trical Chair: "Trump".
still 4 more years 🤣
Huh? Not even child rapists get the death penalty anymore. Quit being so...extra.
Lol 😂
@@tuyenle8107 hold your trashy presidents Lzzzz deal with it
@@tuyenle8107 Oh, you're still coping. It's ok, I'll wait.
"turtle face son of a Mitch" 😂😂😂😂😂
I honestly believe the guy that said the rock 😃 . “ what do these people do again? “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg!!!😭😭😭😭 this has me rolling! Pete Boutacich..... that little kid with the train! Excuse the spelling!
Trump's reaction to McConnell’s congratulatory statement urged ”MyPillow guy” to create a new pillow version that comes with buckets 🪣 for the tears! 😬🤣
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
The Left can't meme.
...ABSOLUTELY KILARIOUS MR. JIMMY KIMMEL AND SR. GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ...THANK YOU FOR BRINGING A SMILE TO THIS OTHERWISE MISERABLE YEAR...
Jimmy Kimmel is still the BEST! Better than ALL the rest!
The republicans are like someone watching the movie "Titanic", and thinking that this time, they'll see the ice berg in time to miss it and the ship will make it to NY.
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
No. We're like the astronauts in Armageddon.
nope. They missed it
@@dollarroll2000 guuurl, you are a mess...
Now that is the best analogy I've heard .
Such a shame, I will never buy another mypillow.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@@Saiputera Voteflake
@buggy he’s been doing that for every comment that says something bad about his precious trump.
My pillow dude.....
I have no words😂😂😂😂😂
36 days from now, it will be the longest 36 days of my life.
Mayor Pete, 😂. God this is literally the funniest night show... Pete the “first cabinet member who can actually fit in a cabinet.” 😂🥰😍
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
You know it's dead over for Trump when Vladmir Putin congratulates Joe Biden. It may have even ended his romance with Trump.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
doesn't matter anyway. Joe biden win will cause more wars in the middle east, trust me! Dude already done Syria and Libya in 2011 under Obama administration. lol
I was was hoping one of the talk show hosts would make a Paul Mitchell hair joke. Thanks, Jimmy!
Percentage of people killed at Hiroshima: 30%. Percentage of people fired from the Orange Sphincter's cabinet: 91%!
Did the "My Pillow" guy just crash a Moms for America rally? So he could rant about his hand and foot 😆😂🤣.
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@@Saiputera you sound so mad and that makes me happy :)
@@Saiputera
*MAGA TEARS*
*DELICIOUS*
*YUMM GIMME MORE!!!!*
@@Saiputera
*4 MORE YEARS!*
@@Saiputera
*12 MORE YEARS*
I can't help picturing Lindel, wired on crack, trying to go to sleep, and cursing out his pillow for keeping him awake.
Do you have a live studio Jimmy? I thought we had a pandemic
"We are barreling towards the most depressing holiday season of our lives..." YET
The trumps will become a political dynasty...
A dynasty of Flops!
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
Trump should have put his boys into Soccer at an early age - they all Flop.
He's playing his donors/supporters hard. Lol.
This is the real truth, plus to keep his Republican base riled up till the next election...
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
Even Joe Biden have donor lmao😂😂
Dear Jimmy, 2020 has been kinda rough for me, can I get a dose of Cousin Micki’ every day or every other day, I NEED THOSE GOOD MICKI VIBES IN MY LIFE!!!!
“She’s one of the family” interesting choice of words 😂👌🏾
Moscow Mitch got his order from Putin "Tell all the rat to jump ship NOW "
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
doesn't matter anyway. Joe biden win will cause more wars in the middle east, trust me! Dude already done Syria and Libya in 2011 under Obama administration. lol
Moms for America had this guy as a speaker? Ugh!
Atheist and Secular people can't stop religion from growing HHAAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣
@@Saiputera you sound so mad and that makes me happy :)
Why didn't they just ask her who the campaign spokesperson she's referring to was 😹
Haha wait what ongoing litigation....hahaha
NOBODY AND NOTHING interrupts the perfect beloved Guillermo... how will you rectify this disrespectful injustice Kimmel????
Again.. Jimmy's editors are friggin' amazing.
"KGBFF Sugar Vladi Putin". Jimmy stole my screen name 😂
"Release the Krackhead!" Oh, they already did....
THOSE WHO CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE ABSURDITIES CAN MAKE YOU COMMIT ATROCITIES. VOLTAIRE
Whenever Kayleigh McDummy says PresidentTrump, a braincell dies
So that leaves you with how many? 😎💅🏻
Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯
The Office Party Party Ad your man from Even Stevens was in it xD Can't believe I forget his name..
Seeing how pained "Obama will be a one term POTUS" Mitch McConnell was facing the fact Obama's VP will be our next president... that was nice.
:-)
Beautifully ironic, isn't it?? :-D
🤣🤣🤣
Enough weed to take a single hit in the third floor bathroom!
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
As a person of Jewish descent I find Gary the Hanukkohrn and all of his _offensive Jew jokes_ hilarious! 😂 I hope to one day see Gary the Hanukkohrn *more* than one day a year and staring in a TV sitcom with his very own line of moychandising.
Son of a Mitch 😂😂
I was done right then and there