Trump Returns to Tighten Tiny Grip on Republican Party

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  • Опубліковано 22 лют 2021
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  • @lion2535
    @lion2535 3 роки тому +71

    The way Guillermo laughs is too contagious 🤣

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 3 роки тому +182

    Jimmy Kimmel you have once again nailed the jokes, as well as maintained the seriousness of the topic

    • @jpx793
      @jpx793 3 роки тому +10

      A true artist of talk show hosts! Proud to be a fan :)

    • @Simon-Simon-Simon
      @Simon-Simon-Simon 3 роки тому +4

      He nailed ?
      He reads off a teleprompter and just does what he is told

    • @jaisu9134
      @jaisu9134 3 роки тому +7

      He hearted ur comment too.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 роки тому +3

      no way, Jimmy just hearted your comment, first time i have ever seen that!... I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @uksteam7865
      @uksteam7865 3 роки тому +4

      @@jaisu9134 Was that him tho or someone who works for him

  • @ytk_1129
    @ytk_1129 3 роки тому +17

    LET MY BROTHA YOUNG PHARAOH DRAIN THE SWAMP YALL IS SCARY💪🏾✊🏾🙄😂

  • @thisbushnell4824
    @thisbushnell4824 3 роки тому +93

    Lindsay saying he's never felt better while looking as though he is in a break between weeping jags.

    • @forgotten1s
      @forgotten1s 3 роки тому +6

      He looks...genuinely bad like im concerned

    • @1432b
      @1432b 3 роки тому +4

      @@forgotten1s I am doing a dance that he REALLY is!

    • @suddenimpulse030
      @suddenimpulse030 3 роки тому +8

      He needs to come out of the closet already instead of letting them blackmail him lol

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 3 роки тому +3

      It almost seems like he's at gunpoint.

    • @88happiness
      @88happiness 3 роки тому +1

      It's getting abit scary.

  • @r8chied770
    @r8chied770 3 роки тому +205

    "The reason your family doesn't talk anymore..." so true, so sad.

    • @cherisharmendariz7492
      @cherisharmendariz7492 3 роки тому +10

      Me and my dad don't talk because of this. He swears by Trump. My mom even told him off lol

    • @seymourbutts9085
      @seymourbutts9085 3 роки тому +13

      Family friends co workers strangers pedestrians you name it.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 роки тому +2

      Where is the lies? I know we have family members that are not talking because of Donald Trump.. One Group of the family can't stand him and One group of the family loves him.. Pretty messed up scene right now..
      Edit: It's a reason why it was 74 Million people that voted for Donald Trump and it was a reason why it was 81 million people who voted for Joe Biden..

    • @Lorangebeatrice
      @Lorangebeatrice 3 роки тому +8

      sTrumpets are lost and too far gone to help. It’s sad and frustrating. I wish they would stop procreating and wither away.

    • @cherisharmendariz7492
      @cherisharmendariz7492 3 роки тому +8

      @@Lorangebeatrice It would be cool to see these ppl come back to reality. We can all still be Repubs, Dems, and Libs; but we cannot have a sitting president challenge his constituents to fight our democratic process. He set us back a good 50+ years with that stunt. Smh.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +40

    CPAC needs to come clean, and rename itself NUTSAC!!
    Feel free to come up with your own version of what the new one means.
    My version is far tamer than the naughty acronym might suggest!
    (Neoconservatives Under Trump's Sordid, Asinine Control)

  • @johnburt1172
    @johnburt1172 3 роки тому +5

    You do NOT have to touch the recipient of a document in order to "serve" them. All that is required is to confirm that they are aware that you have brought the document. After that, you can drop it on the ground if you need to.

  • @h34vydu7y9
    @h34vydu7y9 3 роки тому +77

    Things have gotten so crazy I can't tell when Jimmy's joking or talking about a real thing anymore.

    • @deannahelmick9259
      @deannahelmick9259 3 роки тому +2

      i was thinking that EXACT same thing but u kinda know when hes serious he quits smiling and looks a bit pissed at time

  • @milk1112
    @milk1112 3 роки тому +1138

    Lindsey looks like a hostage being forced to read statements written by his captors

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +34

      blackmailers. he's allowed to roam freely.

    • @tthom2459
      @tthom2459 3 роки тому +57

      the orange turd has dirt on poor miss lindsey. he knows all about "the rentboys"

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 3 роки тому +21

      She's blinking S.A.D. with her eyes, is miss Lindsey.

    • @geraldmorain3166
      @geraldmorain3166 3 роки тому +5

      He may have to answer to a before John McCain ,

    • @geraldmorain3166
      @geraldmorain3166 3 роки тому +5

      Lindsey Graham hostage? For What? Where and why ,,secret bucket of worms,behind ,the ?

  • @craigcampbell1843
    @craigcampbell1843 3 роки тому +107

    Lindsey looked like he had a gun pointed at him from behind the camera.

    • @craigcampbell1843
      @craigcampbell1843 3 роки тому +1

      @The Maelström i don’t know what was happening before or during the taping of that video but it definitely seemed like he was saying those things against his will

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 роки тому

      The SLA mayb??

  • @Araza119
    @Araza119 3 роки тому +6

    As Michael Franseze said: corruption in the government is way worse than it used to be, we allow politicians to say one thing one day, and contradict themselves another. They lie to our faces, and we allow them to get away with it. We can't keep shouting corruption when we're the ones permitting said corruption to take place.

  • @alsswim
    @alsswim 3 роки тому +10

    That kid is a freaking genius I think it was totally worth not having TV for five days

  • @tuxedotservo
    @tuxedotservo 3 роки тому +241

    Lindsey Graham looks like someone starring in their own hostage video.
    Donald and Co. must have some really bad kompromat on him - everytime he tries to put some distance between himself and Donald, he gets reeled back in.

    • @jorgesoler7753
      @jorgesoler7753 3 роки тому +15

      must be juicier than golden showers!

    • @khoey4840
      @khoey4840 3 роки тому +21

      If Miss Lyndsey Graham's 'big secret' is what I think it is, I'm pretty sure we already know

    • @bellaventimiglia35
      @bellaventimiglia35 3 роки тому +9

      He’s just a scared little man! 🥺

    • @lukeharshbarger2332
      @lukeharshbarger2332 3 роки тому

      I disagree

    • @charlied5953
      @charlied5953 3 роки тому +9

      Sadly, when Graham's friend John McCain died, he took Miss Lindsey's spine and whatever balls he may (or may not) have had with him.

  • @Aman.0100
    @Aman.0100 3 роки тому +138

    These senators lie so much that they forget what they said yesterday and contridect their own statements the next day

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 3 роки тому +7

      Ted Cruz is pretty high on that list. Same with Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell, they’re the 3 worst.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 роки тому +4

      But they get away with it, every single time

    • @Aman.0100
      @Aman.0100 3 роки тому +1

      @@silverblue73 they do everything in the name of first amendment. They are making 200k a year, but they cant see you getting a check during pendimc, its ur own hard working money u give away each year, that why u pay tax when there is crises ur taken care of but these goons care about their power and money

    • @georgenichols7718
      @georgenichols7718 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds about right.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, but Donnie is pretty much number one on that list, to his fans he was the Holy Donald who knew the right answers to everything.

  • @kiskaloo6843
    @kiskaloo6843 3 роки тому +8

    The letter shows Sophie really does need school when she spells it 'skool'

  • @redstarrising4576
    @redstarrising4576 3 роки тому +12

    If there is one thing Graham knows how to do it’s how to flop like a fish.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +212

    That kid has learned more than enough to get by in today's world.

    • @MarquisYourBrotha
      @MarquisYourBrotha 3 роки тому +4

      Yep she even got the apology down pack

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 3 роки тому +2

      Your on everything I watch.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 роки тому +11

      I was quite annoyed that they gave her a platform and instant fame as a reward for refusing to go to school - they should have grounded her and taken her tv privilege instead. Well, at least, as a poorly educated person, she'll make a great future Trump supporter...
      Edit: Just watched the end of the segment - at least she was punished. Though I can't believe she still kept doing it after she watched her mum go to so much trouble to get it fixed.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 роки тому

      @@jonathanlindsey8864 , yes, New Message is literally on everything I watch - I wonder if they are a group of people?

    • @jillyburt
      @jillyburt 3 роки тому +5

      @@lenkacfk7155 That's what I thought. Jimmy, tell that kid that we want SMART veterinarians who study and don't skip school.

  • @lukeamato2348
    @lukeamato2348 3 роки тому +543

    Lindsay Graham looks like he's about to have a panic attack has he aged like 10 years in the last month

    • @ellieivan
      @ellieivan 3 роки тому +13

      Wishful thinking 🤦‍♀️

    • @mikiohirata9627
      @mikiohirata9627 3 роки тому +22

      He's looking more and more like Voldover ( or whatever his name is ) A SLIMEY SNAKE !!!

    • @Buffypoodle
      @Buffypoodle 3 роки тому +19

      @@mikiohirata9627 Voldemort? 😆

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +10

      She Panicked and then went groveling back to DjT's feet, simpering whimpering forgetting that Lowendowski silences Lindsey's under-age boys.....

    • @LtNduati
      @LtNduati 3 роки тому +5

      I genuinely don't care, 10 years in a month seems insufficient at best, I wish it were 50, so long as it meant the stress off'ed him in the next week and a half, but the good never die young so we're screwed.

  • @amylmoquin519
    @amylmoquin519 3 роки тому +27

    "If he runs again, you guys are you on your own. I'm gonna go live in the woods with Hilary." 😂👍

    • @richarderic4170
      @richarderic4170 3 роки тому +1

      Hello Amy how are you doing hope you and your family are staying safe..?

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 роки тому +2

      He lost by 7 million and the Republican Party is bleeding voters. No one is buying the maybe a business man will be good for the country, he's proven he only talks about he working class, while the only ones who benefited from the experiment are the very rich. The bigots had a day in the sun on the 6th, then he left them out to dry. If they run him again the Republicans will pay down ballot. 😉

    • @BadWolf002
      @BadWolf002 3 роки тому +1

      If Donald Manson runs again and wins, then American's have absolutely devolved. Remember evolution? Yeah! Now we are going backwards meaning getting more dumbererer.

  • @aaaannakarina
    @aaaannakarina 3 роки тому +8

    This little girl is very eloquent for an 8 year old. I cannot imagine being on TV with my 8 year old son, I would never know what could come out of his mouth 🤣

  • @highwayknight6488
    @highwayknight6488 3 роки тому +303

    I will have no faith in this countries body of government until someone holds Trump accountable for just one god damn thing!

    • @generalyellor2187
      @generalyellor2187 3 роки тому +4

      Sure, buddy, hold your breath for that one.

    • @lukeharshbarger2332
      @lukeharshbarger2332 3 роки тому

      I disagree

    • @stephanfiebich1561
      @stephanfiebich1561 3 роки тому +8

      It won’t happen because we have half the country that believes his constant lies

    • @TheyoshiYoshi123
      @TheyoshiYoshi123 3 роки тому +7

      @@stephanfiebich1561 they don't believe it but they're more than happy to lie and lie, whether it be for cheap political clout, power, or otherwise.

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 3 роки тому +9

      I know, right?! Just one thing! Anything!

  • @meganesenpai
    @meganesenpai 3 роки тому +232

    No, Jimmy, please tell him don't leave Eric here. We don't want him either.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 3 роки тому +3

      He was going to leave him in Vietnam - I'm good with that.

    • @meganesenpai
      @meganesenpai 3 роки тому +3

      @@pdoylemi I am not. We don't want him here.

    • @dancerforlife0545
      @dancerforlife0545 3 роки тому +2

      well he was close to russia he could have left eric there

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 3 роки тому +3

      @@meganesenpai
      I should have noted the name - sorry. But does any remnant of the old "Hanoi Hilton" survive? Maybe you could fix him up with a comfy cell there and "gently" extract some information about his family crimes for us. We don't deserve the favor, but a lot of Americans would appreciate it!

    • @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8
      @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8 3 роки тому +2

      I doubt he could handle the spicy food. He'd have a blown out colon within weeks, come on...do us a solid

  • @tauileimcpherson5023
    @tauileimcpherson5023 3 роки тому +6

    Jimmy is amazing and gets us to laugh when there is no other way to cope. Thanks Jimmy!

  • @GraphicdesignforFree
    @GraphicdesignforFree 3 роки тому +80

    In 2016 Lindsey Graham wrote: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 3 роки тому +5

      He wants to be the next VP if Trump wins again

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 роки тому +6

      Funny how he has flipped, but the prophecy may well come true.

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 3 роки тому

      @@katiehettinger7857 what prophecy? 🤔

    • @GraphicdesignforFree
      @GraphicdesignforFree 3 роки тому +1

      @@emmybecaley0729 at this moment the Rep.'s fight like hell to avoid the truth being to visible (damage control). Will this strategy be a successful one?

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 3 роки тому +1

      @@GraphicdesignforFree I assume, by Rep's you mean Republicans. I'm not a political pundit. But here's what I think. As long as there are people who are happy and proud to believe in lies, and will vote for GOP, it will work, sadly 😔. What do you say?

  • @Bigglesworth78
    @Bigglesworth78 3 роки тому +90

    Thanks for saying we deserve a "Sorry" Jimmy - xoxo 🇨🇦

    • @vernb64
      @vernb64 3 роки тому

      🇨🇦

    • @nataliehitchcox3705
      @nataliehitchcox3705 3 роки тому +2

      I agree.... we definitely need that sorry. Thanks Jimmy!

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +2

      I'm still waiting for the U.S. to apologize for trying to invade us 190 years ago. And not just once, but THREE times. :D

  • @Bowiepainter
    @Bowiepainter 3 роки тому +59

    I love Jimmy, but I’m really here for Guillermo’s adorable laugh. I love it, it makes it day.

    • @sarablueshoes6950
      @sarablueshoes6950 3 роки тому +6

      I love Jimmy but I almost didn't watch this monologue because Trump was in the title. I'm so sick of that guy lol

    • @jraeflowers8300
      @jraeflowers8300 3 роки тому +5

      Yes! Guillermo is the man & he really does have an adorable laugh!! If you havent watched the episode from a couple weeks ago of his bday you need to! Im pretty sure the thumbnail is him in a red dress lol hes sucha good sport

    • @jsl8461
      @jsl8461 3 роки тому +3

      As a new Jimmy fan, initially I didn't understand who Guillermo was or why he was on the show. But now I'm starting to understand, his smile and laugh are so endearing and his candid personality is really heartwarming. It perfectly offsets Jimmy's sarcastic and sometimes caustic style.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 3 роки тому +1

      @@jsl8461 He is the straight man. In comedy acts there is often the funny guy and the straightman. The straight man gives the funny guy someone to bounce off of. Of course Guillermo is funny too though.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 роки тому +2

      @@icecreamhero2375 The amazing thing is G used to be some sort of maintenance employee in the building or something.

  • @princellasmith7562
    @princellasmith7562 3 роки тому +4

    That little girl is SO adorable. Also super intelligent. I hope her mom finds way to help her use those smarts and creativity.

  • @joelk3329
    @joelk3329 3 роки тому +11

    If I'd pulled off a stunt like that when I was 8 years old the TV would have gone through the window and I sure wouldn't have been interviewed and praised for being a duplicitous little imp.

    • @c.rutherford
      @c.rutherford 3 роки тому

      I would still be hearing about it 30 years later lol

  • @ANAMARTINEZ-jc1qk
    @ANAMARTINEZ-jc1qk 3 роки тому +16

    WATCHING JIMMY IS LIKE A THERAPY FOR ME, MAKES MY DAY 👍👍👍😂😂😂

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 3 роки тому +41

    Kim Jung Un on Air Force One with the President of the United States? Is Donald Trump insane!?

    • @Finnec123
      @Finnec123 3 роки тому +7

      Yes.

    • @cyanchaos4490
      @cyanchaos4490 3 роки тому +1

      But if Kim doesn't have enough guards to put match the guard on airforce one, can't you technically kidnap him?

    • @phaysyk
      @phaysyk 3 роки тому +4

      Yes for the 3rd time lol

    • @linrob1312
      @linrob1312 3 роки тому

      They could've dropped Kim off...by parachute from 20,000 ft..

    • @mrtoocranky56
      @mrtoocranky56 3 роки тому

      Look at his looks, you have to ask?

  • @mandarinxi5516
    @mandarinxi5516 3 роки тому +51

    Young pharaoh just did a video exposing Kimmel !

    • @Rossini12
      @Rossini12 3 роки тому +10

      The mainstream media’s tryna play him, by calling him a rapper.

    • @renadahines9994
      @renadahines9994 3 роки тому +10

      He isn't a rapper

    • @lindajokensinger8690
      @lindajokensinger8690 3 роки тому +4

      Young pharaoh extols every conspiracy theory the ignorant can concoct. Who cares what he has to say about Mr. Kimmel.

    • @gentlemensacademy4420
      @gentlemensacademy4420 2 роки тому

      Tiny grip? Yeah right.

  • @MarilynMonday
    @MarilynMonday 3 роки тому +85

    Sophia's mom Kirsten was like if Mandy Moore was a ventriloquist. She was totally moving her lips!!!!

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine 3 роки тому +8

      I noticed that too. Scripted apparently 🧐

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 3 роки тому +8

      She looked so camera struck and tense lol

    • @richarderic4170
      @richarderic4170 3 роки тому

      Hello marilyn how are you doing..?

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 3 роки тому +1

      @@lemongavine oh, maybe she was reading?? That would explain it! I think the kid jumped a page then when she blurted out that school was broken, because Jimmy asked a moment later what she told her mom lol

    • @j.c.phoenix8683
      @j.c.phoenix8683 3 роки тому +5

      Súper scripted and creepy

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 3 роки тому +120

    Conman Trump will never abandon his cult, as long as he can still make a quick buck off of them.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +8

      And they love him too, no matter how hard he shits on them.

    • @susanallen430
      @susanallen430 3 роки тому +6

      They just can’t get enough of that orange face..

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 3 роки тому +2

      The grift that keeps on grifting.. sigh 🙄

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 3 роки тому +3

      Looks like he doesn’t have much choice looking at his debt. Don’t forget grifting people is his only skill.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, a bunch of stupid people is pretty scary, in any other time on U.S. history Biden would have won an undisputed landslide, and Trump wouldn't even have gotten half of the votes he got, but Trump has built himself a cult, and we are all suffering because of it - cough cough Capitol Riots. If I could, I would travel back in time to 2016 and prevent Trump from ever launching a camapign, the world would be a better place.

  • @colleen3107
    @colleen3107 3 роки тому +96

    Hey Linsey Graham, it’s FORMER President Trump.

    • @markrodriguez4879
      @markrodriguez4879 3 роки тому +10

      Or just “Donald”.

    • @workingmamma5342
      @workingmamma5342 3 роки тому +12

      Better: 'the former guy'. I think it's Joe's best shot.

    • @tuneaddicted
      @tuneaddicted 3 роки тому +3

      @@markrodriguez4879 Or just "Daddy"

    • @sneppss
      @sneppss 3 роки тому

      @@dcrGentleman you understand what aquttied means right?

    • @alexcordero8432
      @alexcordero8432 3 роки тому +2

      @@sneppss I think Daryl's right... we can say, in a nutshell, that tRump was twice impeached, twice acquitted, and never convicted.

  • @Kurzula5150
    @Kurzula5150 3 роки тому +6

    An Asian version of that Zoom kid story is inconceivable:
    1. My parent's rage
    2. The shame that I would bring upon my family's name
    3. I loved school

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 3 роки тому +6

    Graham is definitely on something that is affecting his eyes; his mind went months ago.

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 3 роки тому

      Hello Molly
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 3 роки тому

      @@tylerjakes5651 --That sounds like a threat, W.R. That your business? All's well.

  • @mustafaishafi
    @mustafaishafi 3 роки тому +11

    This guy sounds like he is about to burst into tears any moment!

  • @whackbag3606
    @whackbag3606 3 роки тому +137

    Graham's voice is nails on a chalk board but the way he says "Sundeee" is infuriating.

    • @MegaMrWomanizer
      @MegaMrWomanizer 3 роки тому +8

      I’m in Arizona and southern accents are unbearable to me. I’m sorry but can’t stand them they annoy the crap out of me

    • @TheExplorder
      @TheExplorder 3 роки тому +1

      @@MegaMrWomanizer its almost Scotish

    • @kathleensposato5529
      @kathleensposato5529 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t get into a conversation about creeks with him. Now, THAT’S infuriating.

    • @eileenboles8645
      @eileenboles8645 3 роки тому

      The English pronounce it like that too which i find infuriating! Blame the Brits!

  • @cadebritt8001
    @cadebritt8001 3 роки тому +3

    The kid learned how to skip school on line. She should run for Senate. Obviously smarter then any of our politicians.

  • @limericksfinest4680
    @limericksfinest4680 3 роки тому +2

    Why does it feel like Lindsey Graham is holding a newspaper with today's date on it just below camera level

  • @resaboutb.9566
    @resaboutb.9566 3 роки тому +38

    Lindsey Graham looks like he's been sampling Bud-A-Bing.

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines 3 роки тому +2

      Hahah maybe too much

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 3 роки тому +1

      No, more like Trump Jr's stash...

    • @nicolepsy
      @nicolepsy 3 роки тому

      He is definitely on something and has been for a while. Most likely the only way he knows to cope with doing the horrible things he's done.

    • @markkness8829
      @markkness8829 3 роки тому

      Lindsey's looking a little doughy.

  • @divineawareness2529
    @divineawareness2529 3 роки тому +54

    He’s CPAC back but soon he’ll be “SDNY indicted” so in words of “ treason graham” of South Carolina STAY TUNED 😅

  • @maryjones3178
    @maryjones3178 3 роки тому +2

    I said it when I first seen it and I’ll say it again when he was hugging the flag .......he has Americans in a chocked hold ....and he prove it

  • @alisong14
    @alisong14 3 роки тому

    My favorite line was "barfing up Grapenuts"!!!! Thank you, Jimmy!

  • @perryf.5844
    @perryf.5844 3 роки тому +82

    Lindsey Graham looks like he’s been slowly turning into Emperor Palpatine since Trump left office

    • @JasonSmith-se1jg
      @JasonSmith-se1jg 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, you can just see the evil poison the system

  • @Zeldas_Lullaby
    @Zeldas_Lullaby 3 роки тому +80

    I always end my days winding down with Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @refutable2026
      @refutable2026 3 роки тому +3

      I use to do that...doing it again

    • @natelewis79
      @natelewis79 3 роки тому +5

      The end of night trifecta: Kimmel, Meyer & Colbert. (edit: they all hate MAGAts nearly as much as I do)

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 3 роки тому +1

      Same here.

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 3 роки тому

      @@natelewis79 And also the update on the recent Capitol Insurrection arrests that's also fun to watch.

    • @MH-nz4mv
      @MH-nz4mv 3 роки тому +1

      I always start my days winding up with Jimmy Kimmel. ✌️🇩🇪

  • @defox5019
    @defox5019 3 роки тому +2

    Ngl I would definitely watch a movie with Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump called Seoul Plane

  • @leebatt7964
    @leebatt7964 3 роки тому +11

    “Schools broken and its not getting fixed”, from the mouth of babes. That pretty much sums up the american educational system.

  • @heatherhall3405
    @heatherhall3405 3 роки тому +47

    Lmao but why was mom mouthing every response her daughter was saying? Do they have to be coached on exactly what to say before going on air or something? It’s hilarious either way. Surprised my kids haven’t thought of that 😂

    • @brook117
      @brook117 3 роки тому +7

      They must’ve rehearsed their responses to keep the live filming go smoothly. Its still their real responses so its no issue

    • @tradecraft9026
      @tradecraft9026 3 роки тому +7

      she looks like a control freak.... very cringy.... and ...omg i do the same thing when my kids read ANYTHING...damn it

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 3 роки тому +6

      It's possible that she just knows her daughter (as in knows the answers to the questions) and was a little nervous about being on TV. Or perhaps she was nervous because you never know what the little rascals will say, and you want them to do well.
      It's also probable they had the questions beforehand though, possibly even ran through the interview a few times.

    • @tomsdotter3228
      @tomsdotter3228 3 роки тому +1

      She wasn't!

    • @lorettascott5477
      @lorettascott5477 3 роки тому +2

      I did not see that

  • @GPLP335
    @GPLP335 3 роки тому +836

    I miss the days when an outgoing president would disappear like a fart in the wind, now we just can't wash off the trump stink.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +35

      combination of McD's onions and Olde KFC grease.

    • @carterfamily5006
      @carterfamily5006 3 роки тому +20

      Fart in the wind🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love it!!

    • @bobbyramsey6874
      @bobbyramsey6874 3 роки тому +15

      It’s been 4 years and Obama still hasn’t shut up.

    • @randymcmullen538
      @randymcmullen538 3 роки тому +19

      You can’t even Shout AND pre-treat that orange stain out...

    • @lorikennedy1127
      @lorikennedy1127 3 роки тому +19

      Love it. But trump is like a turd

  • @teklyfe2013
    @teklyfe2013 3 роки тому +10

    If I did this as a child my mom and I would not be on Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 3 роки тому

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

  • @kittiwhieldon4329
    @kittiwhieldon4329 3 роки тому +12

    Trumps tiny hands? In my family, we call them “Princess hands”. He just need to master the “Princess Wave” and he’s all set.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +26

    Guillermo has the best, most infectious laugh around. Love hearing that chuckle and seeing his smile.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +1

      his laugh is very funny, like a pica giggling. google pica they're almost as cute as Guillermo

  • @yorkbizz
    @yorkbizz 3 роки тому +11

    As parents we really shouldn't reinforce "break it, so you don't have to do it."

  • @Xo2wavyoX
    @Xo2wavyoX 3 роки тому +28

    5:40 Come on yall....make Young Pharoah noticeable he's on to something more then cultural

  • @tonyjames5444
    @tonyjames5444 3 роки тому +11

    It would appear spineless Republican Senators now have to attend Mar-a-Lago to 'bend the knee' for Trump.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +167

    Whatever Donnie has on Lindsey must make a pee-pee tape look like a 80's lawn sprinkler commercial.

    • @terrier53
      @terrier53 3 роки тому +5

      The song School Boy Blues aka Cocksucker Blues by the Rolling Stones must be included on Graham's playlist.

    • @bellaventimiglia35
      @bellaventimiglia35 3 роки тому +2

      Lindsey is scared of all the psychos in his party! 🥺

    • @JasonSmith-se1jg
      @JasonSmith-se1jg 3 роки тому +1

      @@bellaventimiglia35 If that were genuinely the case, LG wouldnt expose himself to them...its gotta be dirt/$$ related

    • @mirandawells9348
      @mirandawells9348 3 роки тому +1

      😂 So true though....it’s weird that he’s still supporting him like this.

    • @kevingrace7428
      @kevingrace7428 3 роки тому

      Trump has proof Lindsey is gap. What Lindsey doesn't accept everyone already knows that

  • @borctree5481
    @borctree5481 3 роки тому +60

    Policy? The election was 4 months ago! Now he’s gonna start with policy....

    • @missbee3618
      @missbee3618 3 роки тому +6

      Only platform he had before was general hate in many directions to his perceived enemies. Literally no platform other than that 😂

    • @Marcin-pr2sz
      @Marcin-pr2sz 3 роки тому +1

      I would bet he only talks about stolen election & how the new administration is canceling his old policy. If you have a repub in your circle guess at the speach + preemptively tell it to your repub. They will scoff. Once they hear the orange deuche say the same they will deny any similarities, but maybe they might take something away from the situation.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 роки тому

      Where is that healthcare program will it be ready in two more weeks. 😳

  • @ThePinkBinks
    @ThePinkBinks 3 роки тому +14

    That blonde girl has the morality of a Trumpster, plus she got caught, is proud of it and she's rewarded on TV for it.
    This is definitely the real America.

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 роки тому

      Oh- take it back. She may have learned her lesson and will benefit from the experience as a productive adult. She has already proven herself smarter than a Trumpster.

    • @ThePinkBinks
      @ThePinkBinks 3 роки тому

      Teresa WastingTime No. "Taking it back" is the same kind of thinking.

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 роки тому

      @@ThePinkBinks you are funny. But pretty big disgrace to be compare to Trump or his zombies.

  • @nutrl
    @nutrl 3 роки тому +10

    You should invite Young Pharaoh, who is a biblical scholar, educator, rapper, and more, you guys just awoke the beast, it's funny he talked about the Christians they had no problem, he now exposing the origins of the Jews, and hey what do you know, Go get Ben!

  • @Faith_First
    @Faith_First 3 роки тому +59

    Guillermo needs his own late night show
    It’ll be like Cinco de Mayo every night!!
    ♥️🕺🏻💃🏻🍷🌯 🌮♥️

  • @ronaldthacker4127
    @ronaldthacker4127 3 роки тому +34

    Damn! Lindsey Graham looked like he may have partook of one of those Jersey cannabis samples.

  • @pajetskimedia
    @pajetskimedia 3 роки тому +1

    That was by far the cutest thing in 2021 for me. Thank you Jimmy and fam. :)

  • @BigFluff
    @BigFluff 3 роки тому +1

    So a little girl who essentially figures out a tactic just so she can’t go to school, and we’re cool with that? Guess what guys just figure out a clever way to get out of class, and they make you a viral sensation. That’s just such a low bar

  • @Stuie417
    @Stuie417 3 роки тому +119

    "You're skipping school at a ninth grade level" LoL

    • @Lyle_K
      @Lyle_K 3 роки тому +1

      Last year skipping school at a 12th grade level meant doing nothing from March on. And before Covid, I'd just leave sometimes.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA 3 роки тому

      @@Lyle_K OK, as long as you can graduate ..... LOL

    • @JRoss-zxzx
      @JRoss-zxzx 3 роки тому +3

      I don't think I would be grinning over the fact that my kid skipped 3 weeks of school. Why wasn't she more aware? Summer school for next 2 years!

  • @Gigi-fv9ky
    @Gigi-fv9ky 3 роки тому +34

    Oh man, really don't think Sophia should have been rewarded with a TV appearance. And, only 5 days without TV?

    • @andeeaye
      @andeeaye 3 роки тому +2

      You sound fun :/

    • @Gigi-fv9ky
      @Gigi-fv9ky 3 роки тому +3

      @@andeeaye the kid skipped school for 3 weeks. Lied repeatedly to her parents, deliberately sabotaged her connection, lied repeatedly to multiple teachers, including the IT teacher brought in especially to help resolve the issue, and lied to the Zoom support...and you are worried about whether she's having fun? That is illuminating.

    • @andeeaye
      @andeeaye 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gigi-fv9ky YOU sound fun (sarcasm). Maybe you skipped school?

    • @c.rutherford
      @c.rutherford 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah the story was cute, but its really not only a bad message to the kid but to all the kids watching the Kimmel Show. Cheat lie & you're clever and smart. But it never works like that in the long run.
      As far as 5 days without TV, she appears to have her mom tricked again. Kids don't care about TV these days like Gen-Xers did. They can get everything on the Internet...... including all the TV programs she 'missed'.
      That said I could definitely see me trying that as a kid lol

  • @scottlochans4180
    @scottlochans4180 3 роки тому

    Just over 40 years ago, got a couple of puffs of a joint,, with Grass, giggled, and laughed, for no reason. HAPPY GRASS. Nice.

  • @y3_888
    @y3_888 3 роки тому +11

    i BET you won’t invite pharaoh to your show

  • @laurakuhn8743
    @laurakuhn8743 3 роки тому +68

    Lindsey Graham looks shell-shocked in that speech it reminds me of pows who were forced at gunpoint if not actively drugged to get on camera and read formalized statements condemning us involvement in that war.

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 3 роки тому

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

    • @richarderic4170
      @richarderic4170 3 роки тому

      Hello Laura how are you doing..?

  • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
    @SeniorWhoopyIRL 3 роки тому +6

    Like the marijuana segment 🤙

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines 3 роки тому +5

      Same 💚

    • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
      @SeniorWhoopyIRL 3 роки тому +1

      @@budsnvines hell ya, do you seriously make marijuana infused meals for UA-cam channel? That's a automatic subscribe from my angle

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines 3 роки тому +5

      @@SeniorWhoopyIRL aw man.. I appreciate the subscribe. I actually pair cannabis&wine (most of it on Insta) & when Im a little lit I record my friend who's an amazing cook. I want to learn more about infusing so I could make videos though. 💚 it's not much now but I hope to keep producing more cannabis&wine content 🙏💚🍷🌿🔥💨

    • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
      @SeniorWhoopyIRL 3 роки тому +2

      @@budsnvines a good homie of mine is trying to start up a business doing the same thing. Bring to your house style catering. Fancy fancy. Very cool🤙☮️

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines 3 роки тому +1

      @@SeniorWhoopyIRL that sounds awesome! 💚🤟🔥

  • @mirandawells9348
    @mirandawells9348 3 роки тому +3

    The thumbnail 😂😂 Trump is the only person in the world who could hug the flag like that and manage to make the flag look uncomfortable! 🤷‍♀️😂😂

  • @howamilooking5952
    @howamilooking5952 3 роки тому +2

    She's a sweetheart. ❤ Loves animals and is going to be a vet. You got it!

  • @livinlikelevii3314
    @livinlikelevii3314 3 роки тому +23

    I would love to see a strain called jersey snore 😂

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 роки тому +1202

    That eight year old is smarter than the entire Republican party!

    • @mikewinstanley4360
      @mikewinstanley4360 3 роки тому +34

      She's going to be president one day

    • @JM-wt5wn
      @JM-wt5wn 3 роки тому +11

      Just got to keep handsy Joe away from her lol

    • @n7bansheebait299
      @n7bansheebait299 3 роки тому +53

      That's not saying much. The republican party is completely brain dead.

    • @alleclecticmonkeys
      @alleclecticmonkeys 3 роки тому +1

      Pipu998709

    • @michalhellman7214
      @michalhellman7214 3 роки тому +24

      She also got out of going to school, just like Republicans

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank 3 роки тому +6

    Lindsay Graham is possibly the most spineless politician ever

  • @iwantme1234
    @iwantme1234 3 роки тому +17

    Young Pharaoh is hip to your games

    • @ytk_1129
      @ytk_1129 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah if yp gets on there say goodbye to corruption

    • @manifesting.inner.g
      @manifesting.inner.g 3 роки тому

      They can kiss corruption goodbye!🗣

  • @beng557
    @beng557 3 роки тому +20

    The title made me spit water everywhere laughing. 😂🤣💀

    • @jaisu9134
      @jaisu9134 3 роки тому +7

      omg he hearted ur comment too lol.

  • @loveiverwashereasherself4803
    @loveiverwashereasherself4803 3 роки тому +36

    I feel like that’s possibly not the greatest piece of info to share to kids in America... just my personal opinion

    • @Serendipity629
      @Serendipity629 3 роки тому +2

      I totally agree.

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 3 роки тому +2

      This plays late at night. Generally, most kids are not into politics anyway.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому

      Children are going to figure these things out anyway, and quite often share those discoveries with their friends.
      The key to dealing with such situations isn't to try everything to prevent the violation, but rather to make clear the consequences of doing so. Exhibit A: The Garden of Eden.

  • @JoseSilva-hy4pr
    @JoseSilva-hy4pr 3 роки тому +14

    Every time that I think ok this is it , there is not way the Republicans party can go lower than this , they always surprise me 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @ryanroese7179
    @ryanroese7179 3 роки тому +1

    As someone who lives in New Jersey I fully agree with how weird our flag is.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 роки тому +58

    His ego got him here. If he didn’t have to be a big man, he might have gotten away wit it. No wonder he was so desperate to stay in office and out of the courts reach.

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 3 роки тому +3

      I laughed a WHILE when I saw that Ghouliani was trying to dodge those papers Dominion's trying to serve him with! Is it just me, or does Linsey Girl look a little bit peaked....? Those peppermint-colored pelican pouches (say THAT fast 3 times😁) under his eyes look like they could hold his cosmetics💄

    • @jeanriley2348
      @jeanriley2348 3 роки тому

      @@arhafrench5319 nhinhi

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 3 роки тому

      @@jeanriley2348 I don't understand what you mean, ma'am

  • @rohana351
    @rohana351 3 роки тому +16

    That kid is going places. Not college, but places.

  • @jamilahana1728
    @jamilahana1728 3 роки тому

    Jimmy, your are as indispensable to my morning as my coffee! I'm watching from Marrakech, Morocco! Loads of love to all! 😊😘❤👏🌹

  • @martiemc8398
    @martiemc8398 3 роки тому

    Thanks, Jimmy. Now even more trouble for teachers. Oh and that mom too who couldn’t resist getting on TV and laughing about it🤨
    How about both of you trying to teach kids digitally? Yeah, now THAT would be a joke.
    (Teachers, laughing and waving)🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
    @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 роки тому +137

    Trump offered to give North Korea's Kim, Jung Eun a ride on Airforce One like he was sharing an Uber.

    • @ShadowHwkX7
      @ShadowHwkX7 3 роки тому +5

      You got a Korean name but you still got his name wrong

    • @alicemurry1128
      @alicemurry1128 3 роки тому +8

      Good thing they decided to stop giving him Intel briefings if he was to go that far to let Kim Jong a ride on Air Force 1 and reveal all its capable of Dummy

    • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
      @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 роки тому +5

      @@ShadowHwkX7 Actually there are various spellings of his name which are all phonetically correct.

    • @ShadowHwkX7
      @ShadowHwkX7 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-ms3jz7ub7n ok cool. Learning something new everyday.

    • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
      @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShadowHwkX7 So what are your thoughts on March 4th? The supposed rise of the fallen Phoenix Trump?

  • @jkf663
    @jkf663 3 роки тому +14

    "Why does he look like he's about to barf up his Grape-Nuts?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brownsparlour9813
    @brownsparlour9813 3 роки тому +9

    that young girls mom looks so excited shes on camera she looks like shes about to burst 😂

  • @marissamendez122
    @marissamendez122 3 роки тому +1

    She should’ve been grounded for a month mom you’re disappointing

  • @M3Busssin
    @M3Busssin 3 роки тому +13

    Every weeknight I look forward to these monologues

  • @dollinterrupted
    @dollinterrupted 3 роки тому +8

    I feel like Guillermo chuckling alone is a suitable laugh track

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 3 роки тому

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

  • @lb8141
    @lb8141 3 роки тому +27

    I am enjoying watching all the Republicans pitching fits. Trump lost...buuuubye!

  • @AndrewMacLaine
    @AndrewMacLaine 3 роки тому +6

    I know it's comedy, but as a teacher, I'm so disappointed that Sophia is being rewarded for her calculated choice to disable her Zoom! Were I her mom, I definitely wouldn't be proudly smiling!

    • @lorettascott5477
      @lorettascott5477 3 роки тому

      I definitely would because yolo and 😁kids are amazing and she had good reason and learned from it! Quit being a killjoy!

  • @DRNT940
    @DRNT940 3 роки тому +149

    I don't think everyone understands the threat trump represents to both our country and the world.

    • @lukeharshbarger2332
      @lukeharshbarger2332 3 роки тому +3

      I disagree

    • @debbied.1682
      @debbied.1682 3 роки тому +5

      How can he be a threat to your Country when half of your Country agrees with him? He's only a threat to your half silly.

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 3 роки тому +1

      @@debbied.1682 - Only thing he threatens is a bucket of chicken with his bloated @$$.

    • @joer8064
      @joer8064 3 роки тому +3

      They've been saying since since he first announced he was running for office. Unfortunately.

    • @ms.reonalove9408
      @ms.reonalove9408 3 роки тому +2

      They understand very well! Their own selfish self serving interest is why they don't care! It's a captain of the titanic mentally solidarity code of ethics without morality!

  • @TonesDroneVisuals
    @TonesDroneVisuals 3 роки тому +10

    I got CPAC mixed up with CPAP and thought it was a sleep apnea conference

  • @conradstanley1027
    @conradstanley1027 3 роки тому +2

    As a teacher I am dumbfounded that we applaud gaining ignorance. WTF

    • @vonakenyon7981
      @vonakenyon7981 3 роки тому

      As a teacher would you be able to appreciate brains and creativity ? She probably would have learned more reading a few interesting books than she would have in online classes.

  • @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8
    @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8 3 роки тому +1

    as a new Jerseyan born and raised can I just say WOOHOO FINALLY!! And the horse head on our flag is to symbolize the 1 we put in your bed Tony Soprano style if you dont do what we say, capice???

  • @dmblum1
    @dmblum1 3 роки тому +14

    I feel sorry for the teacher who had to deal with this crap.

    • @resaboutb.9566
      @resaboutb.9566 3 роки тому +1

      @@kellygrant3074 That letter is proof-positive the kid doesn't need to be skipping school.

    • @resaboutb.9566
      @resaboutb.9566 3 роки тому +1

      @@kellygrant3074 I didn't ditch school because I was terrified of my belt-swinging mother. "Dentures in 1987?" Thirty-four years ago. You must be "varicose veins" now, huh?

  • @JRandaII
    @JRandaII 3 роки тому +105

    Republicans:
    - privatize the gains
    - socialize the losses

    • @coronavirus5045
      @coronavirus5045 3 роки тому +8

      Also Republicans: “sNoW doSeNT mELt”

    • @helloim3j
      @helloim3j 3 роки тому +2

      It's the Grand Ol' Socialist Party. No coincidence it's the red party.

    • @tamaralee7455
      @tamaralee7455 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 3 роки тому +2

      Haven't heard that one since the
      W. Bush days. Thanks for reminding me.

    • @tjmiron2203
      @tjmiron2203 3 роки тому +3

      @@helloim3j not socialist. FASCIST..

  • @christinavuyk7875
    @christinavuyk7875 3 роки тому +1

    Can’t stop laughing. Honestly just this minute sent a message talking about the good old days of bong philosophy parties (pictorial proof available) and then switched onto this 😂😂😂

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 3 роки тому

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

  • @Whodey-AJ
    @Whodey-AJ 3 роки тому +1

    How weird that in the US, a girl who lied to her parents trying to avoid school is highlighted ones TV show and it's considered funny. Like.. why? And that the mum is willing to go on TV and be proud of it all. This is.. so weird.

    • @Liljoozy
      @Liljoozy 3 роки тому

      I completely agree. 5 days of no TV seems pretty lenient as a punishment. At the very least she is remarkably well spoken for am 8 year old.