trying to get insanely rich as an inmate in prison on hard time

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  2 роки тому +3003

    i can probably walk faster than you can run....

  • @dngr-fld
    @dngr-fld 2 роки тому +1638

    please never stop this series, something about the low quality graphics and unresponsive npc's in this game is so nostalgic and I'm not sure why but this is by far my favorite series you've made

    • @timothyt666
      @timothyt666 2 роки тому +31

      @@jorymo4964 also watch UberHaxorNova, he is the goat of hard time

    • @aesopruntz6535
      @aesopruntz6535 2 роки тому +3

      @@jorymo4964 goated

    • @nullify8581
      @nullify8581 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah I'm glad he started playing this game again. I enjoyed his videos of this a year ago.

    • @BlaketheBlock
      @BlaketheBlock 2 роки тому +3

      well he's gotta stop eventually

    • @matthewgill8332
      @matthewgill8332 2 роки тому +8

      You gotta check out charbourg’s wrestling empire videos

  • @qwoballin
    @qwoballin 2 роки тому +857

    Poof playing hard time makes me so happy. I remember when I played this as a kid and seeing him play it so many years later is great.

    • @sejiftw
      @sejiftw 2 роки тому +7

      same broo

    • @sejiftw
      @sejiftw 2 роки тому +8

      @adri !! when I was younger I played the 2d version on my grandmothers phone

    • @420schmokey420
      @420schmokey420 2 роки тому

      This games got to be like 10 years old, I think I first played at 18. 27 now. Really enjoyed it. Never got to play pc version

    • @qwoballin
      @qwoballin 2 роки тому

      @@420schmokey420 Yea it came out in 2012

    • @HandsOfTheFather
      @HandsOfTheFather 2 роки тому

      @@qwoballin so wait this makes me an og to the game considering i started playing in 2014 or 2015

  • @churro5637
    @churro5637 2 роки тому +573

    I started dying when he got shot for being moved to the west block 😭😭

  • @Loui1ie
    @Loui1ie 2 роки тому +375

    The ending was honestly kinda sad, wise tits talked to his kids one last time and told them he was gonna save the world right before he died

    • @carbinehighlights5396
      @carbinehighlights5396 2 роки тому

      Yeah, but he was a lazy asshole. I could probably walk faster than he could run.

  • @Knifegash
    @Knifegash 2 роки тому +524

    This game is just hilarious, absolutely unpredictable and outrageous in the many factors at play. The fact that it's built on MDickie's wrestling game makes it all the more hilarious when they randomly break into submissions and piledrivers. You need to make a goal of having both arms severed to see what would happen!!!

    • @sweetheartsz
      @sweetheartsz 2 роки тому +31

      MDickie's games are amazing, I recommend you play all of them

    • @ruifaria7919
      @ruifaria7919 2 роки тому +18

      @@sweetheartsz I played them all when I was a child on my phone and UA-cam just recommended this to me, never knew there were PC versions and they look much better, gotta play them now for the nostalgia for sure

    • @alkar-seltzer4632
      @alkar-seltzer4632 2 роки тому +17

      When I play a new game always chop both of the wardens legs and then they cant stand up without falling instantly, is really funny and they cant arrest you or do anything because they are constantly falling , several times I let a warden with no arms so they cant arrest you, or attack you, or pick up items.

    • @ryanchandler3393
      @ryanchandler3393 2 роки тому +17

      @@alkar-seltzer4632 Erase 'when I play a new game' and you'd be on some sort of list 😂😂

    • @xr2919
      @xr2919 2 роки тому +6

      Played this game a long time ago, sometimes really annoying with how randomly unfair it can be but also hilariously absurd. Anyway, limb damage is pretty random and it's tricky to sever body parts without doing so much damage the NPC dies. I found that guns and sharp weapons like needles made wounds more likely. One time I managed to dismember both legs of a guy without killing him. Every time he would try to stand up he would immediately trip and fall to the floor, he'd float in the air for a second and then come crashing down and hurt himself doing so over and over until he died. It was pretty funny and sad.

  • @chrissinatra1217
    @chrissinatra1217 2 роки тому +78

    that cop shooting u in the back twice after saying go make yourself at home was the funniest shit ever

  • @rekdyoface4503
    @rekdyoface4503 2 роки тому +133

    McDickie is a legend, I will always say this on a video of a game he has made. Bro carried the mobile game community for ages.

    • @SoulKitsuneyt
      @SoulKitsuneyt 2 роки тому +4

      His games are so bad yet so fun🤣

    • @rekdyoface4503
      @rekdyoface4503 2 роки тому +25

      @@SoulKitsuneyt eh tbf, he probs made them by himself. Still really fun, good concepts. When I was little school life was my favourite, now it’s probs Superhero city and wrestling empire/wrestling 2D.

    • @rip-mb3vy
      @rip-mb3vy 2 роки тому +2

      @@rekdyoface4503 he did make them by himself

    • @ruifaria7919
      @ruifaria7919 2 роки тому +13

      @@SoulKitsuneyt factss, the graphics are bad and there isn't much to them but the gameplay is insanely fun, i used to spend hours playing this on a tablet when I was a child, good times

    • @johannaappleforest7482
      @johannaappleforest7482 2 роки тому +5

      @@ruifaria7919 the graphics makes it more fun

  • @jpgunny101
    @jpgunny101 2 роки тому +218

    poof is the kind of person who grabs the gun before regaining health and wonders why he dies lol

    • @sakura7310
      @sakura7310 2 роки тому +4

      LMAO STOP 💀

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual 2 роки тому +25

      The type of dude to wonder why he's in court getting convicted all of a sudden after declaring a "hit list" and shooting up the prison hospital with a stolen gun.

  • @mayaford6122
    @mayaford6122 2 роки тому +96

    4:58-5:17 he was just trying to go to his cell peacefully, that warden was way out of line, probably didn't have his coffee or something. 🤣

    • @liquidbogan4120
      @liquidbogan4120 2 роки тому +17

      Thing is he didn’t go to his cell… he was SOUTH 13 not EAST 13

  • @realausome
    @realausome 2 роки тому +77

    If your intelligence is high you have a higher chance of winning court cases, but if your reputation is at rock bottom, you have a lower chance of winning court cases. This game is made hard because of how much you need to manage at a time. When you add to one stat, another one is usually subtracted from. If a stat is too low it can affect gameplay or get you in or out of trouble, and if a stat is too low a guard might tell you to raise it. IMO, keeping your happiness (yellow bar) high is very important. If your character is unhappy, it will start doing things without you controlling them. Usually these lead to your character's death.

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 2 роки тому +840

    You know it’s gonna be a good video whenever Poofesure uploads a prison game. I’m surprised he hasn’t been to actual jail for abusing Beef Boss! 😂😂😂

    • @jameszeller9129
      @jameszeller9129 2 роки тому +8

      Don't you mean toad?

    • @mikedawolf95
      @mikedawolf95 2 роки тому +28

      @@jameszeller9129 toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside.

    • @Special_K_42069
      @Special_K_42069 2 роки тому +6

      I KNOW WE SUFFER FROM OBESITY BUT C'MON %@$!

  • @DevourIsDead
    @DevourIsDead 2 роки тому +48

    When the warden is saying you are lazy, meanwhile you’re making more money than he is.

  • @SomeRandodude222
    @SomeRandodude222 2 роки тому +140

    Gotta love this series !!! Poofesure keep it going keep us blessed.

  • @bella_da_bee
    @bella_da_bee 2 роки тому +37

    When a man comes back from court without getting time, there can only be one explanation for it...
    FAIRY GOD PARENTS

  • @reveude
    @reveude 2 роки тому +73

    25 minutes YESSSS I LOVE these hard time videos. the game is so unnecessarily funny

  • @WesTheHunter
    @WesTheHunter 2 роки тому +47

    I do honestly love these prison videos, Its nice to see Poof not SCREAMINGLY ANGRY CONSTANTLY

  • @acuny4516
    @acuny4516 2 роки тому +44

    This game is a fever dream.

  • @gabrielramos9132
    @gabrielramos9132 2 роки тому +25

    25:28
    It’s so fitting to see poof die and then “Johnny Test” looking ass die right below him😂

  • @ShogunRyuusha
    @ShogunRyuusha 11 місяців тому +3

    "Local prisoner tries to mind business but people keep giving him theirs."

  • @daang22_
    @daang22_ 2 роки тому +140

    this is just like the real American prison system! gotta thank the developers for such an accurate depiction 🤩

    • @ghostflxwer
      @ghostflxwer Рік тому +14

      Ironically mdickie is British

    • @copyvlasic
      @copyvlasic Рік тому

      cringe

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG Рік тому

      @@ghostflxwer that's why his game's always include religion because they have no separation of state and religion in england.

    • @Saver310
      @Saver310 Рік тому +1

      the developer*

    • @sheevpalpoutine
      @sheevpalpoutine Рік тому

      But the difference is that the wardens aren’t constantly on your ass (i think)

  • @camdenprice14
    @camdenprice14 2 роки тому +8

    “Well this gun is a personal friend of mine and I’m going to light you up”💀

  • @LuhSwervvv
    @LuhSwervvv 2 роки тому +26

    My favorite series on this app 😂, just found this channel last week and have watched over like 80 videos
    (Yes I know I have too much free time)

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому

      honestly if THIS is somehow better than the wii videos to you then i'm pretty sure you're not a true poof fan

    • @hitdawoahbitch2161
      @hitdawoahbitch2161 2 роки тому +9

      @@P_araps I think you’re just a Stan ☠️

    • @LuhSwervvv
      @LuhSwervvv 2 роки тому +5

      @@P_araps the wii videos are good but I have love for this game cause me and my lil brothas would play it back then, lemme know some fire wii vids tho

    • @johannaappleforest7482
      @johannaappleforest7482 2 роки тому

      @@P_araps true first video I saw from him was wii party so I’m definitely a true fan and I love when he screams and says the gam is rigged. The Todorochi or whatever it’s called gsme was also funny.

    • @kenny_.E
      @kenny_.E Рік тому

      ​@@johannaappleforest7482todorochi 💀

  • @coolduder1001
    @coolduder1001 2 роки тому +17

    The medical stuff makes the most money. The secret is you just camp in the medical ward. You can heal yourself with the needles and by standing in the shower. And it's not a bad Idea to kill everyone in that room so no one trys to screw with u.

  • @xen60xen
    @xen60xen 2 роки тому +12

    I was laughing so hard when Poof mentioned Johnny Test. That was one of the three shows I watched as a kid.(the others were SpongeBob and Phineas & Ferb)

  • @mlgdomezairio8327
    @mlgdomezairio8327 2 роки тому +33

    i’m a simple man. if poof posts i’m happy

  • @raphytejadax2
    @raphytejadax2 2 роки тому +6

    Was literally binging the old episodes and this uploaded what a blessing

  • @halffate2421
    @halffate2421 2 роки тому +28

    The chaos this game has as never been emulated by anything else

  • @Iroh138
    @Iroh138 2 роки тому +32

    I love these hard time vids poof keep doing them

  • @laquoia
    @laquoia 2 роки тому +5

    im so happy that you're actually playing hard time, its literally my favorite series of yours

  • @Jan7kowa11
    @Jan7kowa11 2 роки тому +15

    Yesss more Hard Time. I love watching you play this game man I'm happy to see more from this series

  • @funkykins
    @funkykins 2 роки тому +5

    i love the hard time series, please keep it going i am literally crying at the end of it 😭

  • @04gerd
    @04gerd 2 роки тому +13

    babe wake up , Poofesure is playing Hard Time

  • @aidanlikesshoes6892
    @aidanlikesshoes6892 2 роки тому +40

    bro thank you for continuing the series i literally love this shit

  • @dylanchurch63
    @dylanchurch63 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm in E block"
    30 secs earlier
    "Prisoner S-013"

  • @SuperSailorNightstorm
    @SuperSailorNightstorm 2 роки тому +17

    Another Hard time gameplay by Poofesure. This is gonna be a great night

  • @DoubleCTrucking
    @DoubleCTrucking 2 роки тому +21

    Let’s go keep the series going

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому

      i mean there isn't much to do in the game like at all,, it just seems really repetitive unlike poof's wii content

    • @StaticVapour590
      @StaticVapour590 2 роки тому

      @Muscleman8562 Shut up

    • @broccoliphysics8209
      @broccoliphysics8209 2 роки тому +5

      @@P_araps All Wii games are repetitive if played normally, but because Poof makes his own rules for what to accomplish or do in games, none can get repetitive. Same goes for hard time, so without further ado, please stop your poor attempts for discrediting other types of content at once, thanks.

  • @thisisboring6645
    @thisisboring6645 2 роки тому +6

    “Attention! The prison has been targeted for a terrorist attack!” I’m dead 😂

  • @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
    @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 2 роки тому +9

    Thank you thank you thank you for playing more of this

  • @Special_K_42069
    @Special_K_42069 2 роки тому +29

    I am so excited to see how hard poo has become

  • @anthonyjernigan9828
    @anthonyjernigan9828 2 роки тому +2

    this is genuinely one of the funniest things you play poof i love it you're amazing

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Рік тому +1

    I love this scuffed-ass old game and this insane unhinged series. Please keep going with it. For such a simple and old game, there's so much you can do.

  • @chriscanul4075
    @chriscanul4075 2 роки тому +5

    You're like the only guy I know who still plays HARDtime, love the series!

  • @goober112
    @goober112 Рік тому +1

    "Just walk away. Just walk awaaaaaay." Bro singing Kelly Clarkson it takes me so long to find the little song poof always sings. It'll itch a spot in my Braun that hasn't been touched for years

    • @goober112
      @goober112 Рік тому

      Lmao my brain not my brawn

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP Рік тому +2

    13:30 “GO AND CLEAN YOURSELF”
    16:30 “KING OF THE SUSHI RESTAURANT WEARING A HAT LIKE THAT”
    19:30 “AND HE HAS THE GUN”
    24:29 “DAVE ROONEY”

  • @suspectxxxl2980
    @suspectxxxl2980 2 роки тому +119

    i remember this game and school days (or something like that) from years ago. To see creators play them when im older and can understand more is just all the better, and i find myself laughing even harder than before.

  • @DarkDragonSlayer
    @DarkDragonSlayer 2 роки тому +1

    2:38:
    Poofesure: so my only concern is that we're loosing health. We are DYING, working.
    Asia: *would like to know Poof's location, mainly China, Japan, and Both Korea's, to say the least*

  • @kylekuzma982
    @kylekuzma982 2 роки тому +2

    Just discovered your channel, gives me nostalgia from old UA-cam gameplay and commentary, I love it, keep it up.

  • @dominiquede9497
    @dominiquede9497 2 роки тому +13

    Talking to his kids was a death Flag 😔😔

  • @VictorTheVictini
    @VictorTheVictini 2 роки тому +3

    12:07 bro's a mad scientist with that hair 💀💀

  • @jacobaxelsson8740
    @jacobaxelsson8740 2 роки тому +3

    boof bess is still the best name though, because it was the sign that the beef boss name was truly a staple on this channel

  • @FaerieFire
    @FaerieFire 2 роки тому +2

    Love the fact that the computer in the main hall makes Star Trek TOS console noises when you search prisoner data

  • @davidmanface2241
    @davidmanface2241 2 роки тому +16

    I love this series lol. Just failed my quiz :,)

  • @pissedoffbucketguy9115
    @pissedoffbucketguy9115 2 роки тому +8

    I love how you were sentenced more time not trying to be bad.

  • @GroveDog1995
    @GroveDog1995 Рік тому +2

    Johnny test: the most over used whip lash sound and most annoying ginger twins to ever exist.

  • @Rahxi
    @Rahxi 2 роки тому +4

    I absolutely love this series. Keep it up Poofesure

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss 2 роки тому +6

    This man can make a google slideshow peak entertainment

  • @aamirkhan6836
    @aamirkhan6836 2 роки тому

    This is amazing. I was just watching the previous videos and then UA-cam auto played this one after one finished. Truly a blessing

  • @YesLegend936
    @YesLegend936 2 роки тому +5

    The Wardens: DONT MAKE MONEY! JAIL IS NOT FOR THAT!
    Also The Wardens: You made so much money! Have a day taken off! ❤❤

  • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
    @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 2 роки тому +5

    I have not watched Poofesure in awhile. He has yet to disappoint me

  • @oogiewilliamson1179
    @oogiewilliamson1179 2 роки тому +8

    this is literally the beat series

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому

      no it isn't dude stop lying to yourself
      poof is really funny when he plays almost anything,, but the wii's where poofesure's at his best,, if anything this is far from poof's best series because hard time as a game is just really boring

  • @norangetm80
    @norangetm80 2 роки тому +1

    ur a man after my own heart i swear i was just watching ur hard time videos

  • @nathanvanek6479
    @nathanvanek6479 Рік тому +1

    15:53, did you take that line from Q from Impractical Jokers?

  • @asdasf8817
    @asdasf8817 2 роки тому +1

    If you ever get stuck here are some cheats
    - Hold E and press + to increase energy
    - Hold H and press + to increase happiness
    - S for strength
    - A for agility
    - I for intelligence
    - R for reputation
    - M for money
    - Hold END and press - to decrease sentence

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 2 роки тому +1

    Man Poofesure legit playing Hard Time just makes me so so happy and just hilarious

  • @BrigCommander
    @BrigCommander Рік тому +1

    RIP Wise Tits. Gone, but not forgotten. A testament to "getting rich or dying trying."

  • @grace-yj1cl
    @grace-yj1cl 2 роки тому +3

    i love the hardtime videos, they're always so absurdly funny

  • @doomslayerhellwalker5375
    @doomslayerhellwalker5375 Рік тому

    Making uploads for 14 years and still going, that’s crazy man keep it up

  • @wholivesinapineapple
    @wholivesinapineapple 2 роки тому +3

    Poofesure is coming back to hardtime with a lot of videos!

  • @wasteofspace69420
    @wasteofspace69420 2 роки тому +4

    Always a good day when you upload

  • @laella
    @laella 2 роки тому +2

    Playing hard time myself isn’t as fun, but I *love* when you play it. It’s weirdly one of my favorites lol

  • @parkerbutler5394
    @parkerbutler5394 2 роки тому +5

    I’ll be honest. I don’t think you’ll ever make it out of prison. BUT I would love to keep watching you try!

  • @BriefAnger
    @BriefAnger 2 роки тому +2

    babe wake up, new poofesure vid just dropped

  • @Myth0s-1233
    @Myth0s-1233 2 роки тому +3

    i was screaming when he was at the wrong cell and he was like "i was just going to my cell"

  • @StaticVapour590
    @StaticVapour590 2 роки тому +4

    This game is so unpredictable sometimes. Continue making these videos!

  • @SciDarkReal
    @SciDarkReal 2 роки тому +1

    was listening to DJVI when this just dropped
    2 masterpieces in a row

  • @bullseye-
    @bullseye- 2 роки тому +3

    I want this to go on forever, this is so funny

  • @chubbyseal3625
    @chubbyseal3625 2 роки тому

    I love these videos. Also love the background chowder music. Keep it up man.

  • @Opalthedoor
    @Opalthedoor 2 роки тому +2

    Love this series, thanks Poof mwah

  • @lookitsluke433
    @lookitsluke433 2 роки тому +5

    Love this series. Some of your funniest moments lmao plz keep it going!

  • @emmytheshadow
    @emmytheshadow 2 роки тому +2

    I love this series so much

  • @alexanderelderhorst2107
    @alexanderelderhorst2107 2 роки тому +1

    the fact that you wanted to go to bed, got punched by a dude who didn't want to walk to the free bed, and the warden just randomly started stabbing you in response with a needle and said you were in the wrong, that is just insane!

  • @chppedsuey3804
    @chppedsuey3804 2 роки тому

    Nah man, your content and Johnny Test are my jam, I loved Johnny Test growing up

  • @hlysprt3431
    @hlysprt3431 Рік тому

    It’s nice actually seeing someone play this game properly it’s oddly satisfying

  • @GassN3R0
    @GassN3R0 2 роки тому

    I was literally hoping that you post more hard time this game is so funny for no gd reason lmao

  • @plasmabasher
    @plasmabasher 2 роки тому +11

    A single NPC in this game is smarter than the entirety of Cyberpunk’s NPCs combined.

  • @Xoxoyeonie
    @Xoxoyeonie 8 місяців тому

    9:41 THIS PART IS SO FUNNY BRUH LMAO THE BROOM PART😭😭😭

  • @thoreauaway876
    @thoreauaway876 2 роки тому +1

    Me when he uploads this game: “Oh fuck yeah I’m hard as a rock”

  • @pirateshipgaming1400
    @pirateshipgaming1400 2 роки тому +1

    “Well this gun is a personal friend of mine”lmaooo

  • @CaptainPlays
    @CaptainPlays 2 роки тому

    Im so happy your keeping this series going

  • @lemongentleman8925
    @lemongentleman8925 2 роки тому +6

    Poofesure you must be intelligent, I’ve never seen someone as smart as him!

  • @justgarfield9721
    @justgarfield9721 2 роки тому +3

    Holy crap i love this series, the most chaotic game to play perfect for Poofesures commentary

  • @FakeAsian33
    @FakeAsian33 2 роки тому +1

    He blesses us with yet another upload

  • @fireballsflight
    @fireballsflight 2 роки тому +1

    4:55 Straight up got Shawshank Redemption'd

  • @neoxx47
    @neoxx47 2 роки тому +1

    holy shit i forgot about johnny test until you brought it up ☠️

  • @simbozo8918
    @simbozo8918 2 роки тому +7

    This UA-camr is so damn entertaining

  • @visualkeifan2003
    @visualkeifan2003 2 роки тому +1

    You should go to the workshop where weapons are actually just there for you to take or make yourself

  • @songoku8627
    @songoku8627 2 роки тому +1

    So glad you’re playing this again! Have you tried the 2D mobile one? I play it all of the time. 😅

  • @lager2youyu548
    @lager2youyu548 2 роки тому

    I love when uploads the prison videos they are so great and I loved this one!!!

  • @Asap_Turki
    @Asap_Turki 2 роки тому

    CONTINUE THIS SERIES I SUBBED A COUPLE WEEKS for this