how many people can i kill before i die on hard time

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  2 роки тому +1860

    rip to all those i had to beat with a plank of wood or a brick

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian 2 роки тому +1611

    whenever people play this game they always seem to go on killing sprees, but forget to use beds to refill their health/sanity. I mean, they'll slaughter the entire prison, but immediately forget about the infirmary when its three feet away, I like to call it "The Hard Time Effect" you get so tunnel visioned on executing some poor bastard, you forget your own mortality as if you were a Hard Time character.

    • @milkforever
      @milkforever 2 роки тому +151

      Isn't it also possible to skip dialogue by spamming the enter key?

    • @barackobama9656
      @barackobama9656 2 роки тому +16

      @@milkforever yup

    • @FortyOneAlpha
      @FortyOneAlpha 2 роки тому +28

      makes one furious

    • @Crackedcripple
      @Crackedcripple 2 роки тому +97

      If you stare long enough at hard time, hard time stares back.

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll 2 роки тому +6

      💀💀💀

  • @SteamGrace
    @SteamGrace 2 роки тому +1592

    I love how you can't walk two steps in this game without being forced into a slow unskippable dialogue scene.

    • @coolsonicsoul7356
      @coolsonicsoul7356 2 роки тому +212

      it actually is skippable, just spam enter

    • @dumbage
      @dumbage Рік тому +1

      hahaha

    • @theguythatplaysroblox5138
      @theguythatplaysroblox5138 Рік тому +12

      ​@@coolsonicsoul7356 even the new ones you can

    • @Thhthghgfgfv
      @Thhthghgfgfv 11 місяців тому +9

      That kinda sucks, especially when you are figthing wtih somebody

    • @TahjXSimba
      @TahjXSimba 11 місяців тому +1

      @@coolsonicsoul7356it's not skippable.

  • @devincarter2830
    @devincarter2830 2 роки тому +1365

    This is def one of the funniest games poof has played yet😂

  • @clementpruvost8670
    @clementpruvost8670 2 роки тому +651

    Poofesure going on a killing spree in a virtual prison is the best thing I saw this day. At 6am 30 in the morning.

    • @Koutsie
      @Koutsie 2 роки тому +2

      what can i say but agree, at 8~ am

    • @poggersman3346
      @poggersman3346 2 роки тому +7

      i agree but also am and in the morning mean the same thing btw

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 2 роки тому +2

      3am for me 🥰

    • @meetdamaka
      @meetdamaka 2 роки тому +1

      5 am for me

    • @Austin-ni6co
      @Austin-ni6co Рік тому

      2am for me 😮

  • @Luther_Luvin_Brad
    @Luther_Luvin_Brad 2 роки тому +265

    God I hope Poof never stops playing this game and maybe some of the others lol. The randomness, insults and spontaneous death makes these videos absolutely hilarious XD

    • @Vtropicalmoon
      @Vtropicalmoon 2 роки тому +2

      ik they're too funny 💀💀 I love these games

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 роки тому +9

      i hope he plays the you testament you can make your characters really small or massive xD

  • @NobodyImportant69420
    @NobodyImportant69420 2 роки тому +62

    I'm impressed. I've been watching people play this game for many years and I never saw someone kill a man while in the process of being arrested.

  • @aadimations9333
    @aadimations9333 2 роки тому +428

    This has to be the most chaotic game ever 💀

    • @sleepyjo9340
      @sleepyjo9340 2 роки тому +15

      So are your past relationships 💀

    • @yellowbananago
      @yellowbananago 2 роки тому +37

      @@sleepyjo9340 What the scallop

    • @CherrysGuy32
      @CherrysGuy32 2 роки тому +30

      Its mdickie gamee so yeah everything is chaotic here heck even the law is lol

    • @Skibidi_spinda
      @Skibidi_spinda 2 роки тому

      @@sleepyjo9340 bro acted like an mdickie npc💀

    • @Iera_Thaumaturgy
      @Iera_Thaumaturgy 2 роки тому +3

      @@sleepyjo9340bold of you to assume they even had relationships

  • @realausome
    @realausome 2 роки тому +173

    20:20 So Warden Mackey dies, but then shows up to court despite being dead and then after court is found dead.
    What..

  • @elisafromwiisportsresort
    @elisafromwiisportsresort 2 роки тому +121

    The fact that the warden kicked him, and is asking for mercy kills me

  • @Armetzger
    @Armetzger 2 роки тому +16

    I remember playing the 2D version and learning that NPCs only spawn after you change locations, so I basically killed every single cop first so then i could murder every cellmate, doing my time by just sleeping on a bed near a pile of corpses

    • @i_love_games110
      @i_love_games110 Рік тому +1

      i'm pretty sure some ofthe guards respawn as robocops when killed

    • @Armetzger
      @Armetzger Рік тому +1

      @@i_love_games110 I'm pretty sure that never happened to me on the 2D version

    • @i_love_games110
      @i_love_games110 Рік тому +1

      @@Armetzger happened to me, was pretty scary until i shot them

  • @OwenLearnsDrawing
    @OwenLearnsDrawing 2 роки тому +85

    I lost my shit when they started sweeping up his corpse

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 роки тому +1

      awwh man what a fuckin mess
      -immeditly sweeps a man from the floor-

    • @gwayh43284
      @gwayh43284 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @Joevee2431
      @Joevee2431 Рік тому +1

      like the odds of the npc to sweep the body🤨

  • @rkyve9
    @rkyve9 2 роки тому +101

    Are we gonna ignore how warden Mackey got resurrected to go to court?

  • @Vtropicalmoon
    @Vtropicalmoon 2 роки тому +46

    I just love how this game constantly tries to get you to fight

  • @gavinoloupe135
    @gavinoloupe135 2 роки тому +28

    E-010 is the kind of friend everyone needs

  • @Justin-jg2hi
    @Justin-jg2hi 2 роки тому +97

    There need to be achievements for this game. I would totally watch a “road to all achievements” series.

  • @cameronjones8003
    @cameronjones8003 2 роки тому +85

    Bro makes Hard Time so entertaining…hope he keeps playing it🙏🏾

  • @ReptilianTony
    @ReptilianTony 2 роки тому +26

    I love this game too much, no matter what you do, its always hilarious.

  • @logannewman6166
    @logannewman6166 2 роки тому +10

    I've been binging your videos all day and finally caught a new upload, it's no wii party but this is my second favorite series on the channel

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 2 роки тому +24

    Definitely one of the more funniest games Poofesure has played I can’t lie

  • @hunterkorczykowski3530
    @hunterkorczykowski3530 2 роки тому +57

    Please never ever stop playing this Ive never laughed harder in my life

    • @sashy2495
      @sashy2495 2 роки тому

      you should try the mobile version of hard times

    • @Joevee2431
      @Joevee2431 Рік тому

      moblie?

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 10 місяців тому

      I personally think the 3D version is funnier

  • @ColiasPalaeno
    @ColiasPalaeno 2 роки тому +38

    Poof could play the 2D version of hard time, imo it's better, there's areas outside the prison, the default characters are mostly references and you can drive a bike, you can also sleep anywhere and play as a girl and even become a warden once you get out

    • @nikokuma1087
      @nikokuma1087 2 роки тому +2

      it's also way easier to kill everyone, since you can customise your character move and that the 2D make the machine gun OP

    • @i_love_games110
      @i_love_games110 Рік тому

      how do you become a warden

    • @ColiasPalaeno
      @ColiasPalaeno Рік тому +2

      You just go back inside the prison or find an officer and they might randomly offer it to you after you've served out your sentence, however at that point there is nothing to do and you can beat all the prisoners up with no repercussions

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 3 місяці тому

      It objectively is better but I hate it because of the graphics lol

  • @ottobot010
    @ottobot010 2 роки тому +30

    These hard time videos keep getting better and better! Keep up the good work poof! 😊

  • @user-jx3hx
    @user-jx3hx 2 роки тому +5

    I admire the warden mackey's willpower to take you to court long enough before he died

  • @haydenjones6901
    @haydenjones6901 2 роки тому +25

    You gotta do one where you actually break out once and for all

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 2 роки тому +20

    I never get tired of watching you play this game.

  • @quezziegog4638
    @quezziegog4638 2 роки тому +4

    omg i just watched all of your hard time videos and was sad there wasnt anymore to watch u blessed me

  • @siezedchamp6409
    @siezedchamp6409 2 роки тому +34

    the fact that MDickie made this and other games by himself is actually crazy to think about

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +2

      not really since mdickie puts no effort into his games and pumps out garbage games and even literally uses the r slur in this game specifically. and no i'm not kidding about that.

    • @siezedchamp6409
      @siezedchamp6409 2 роки тому +1

      @@P_araps how is Wrestling Empire, Grass Roots, Reach, Sure Shot, Weekend Warriors, Super City, Wrestling Revolution 2D and 3D garbage also this game was made in 2008 you typical Gen Z mf

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 2 роки тому +31

      @@P_araps make a game then

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 2 роки тому

      @@P_araps ur such a hater

    • @Mr.Classic91
      @Mr.Classic91 2 роки тому

      @@P_araps who cares about the raytard word?

  • @garrettfiorito4482
    @garrettfiorito4482 2 роки тому +19

    “being a prostitute isn’t that bad” - poof

  • @mangopanda6933
    @mangopanda6933 2 роки тому +10

    I love how Poof acts like the brick is a relic or something.

  • @brehella770
    @brehella770 2 роки тому +11

    I knew nothing about this game until I saw you playing it, and now I always crave more

  • @alexandertorrente198
    @alexandertorrente198 11 місяців тому +2

    another fun fact with the wardens death in particular: In almost all, if not all US states, murdering law enforcement, a firefighter, or anyone else in the line of duty is the highest degree of murder possibly in the state (1st-degree murder/capital murder/Malice murder, etc...) and is the capital circumstance that most often results in the death penalty (the only other option for a capital offence in most states is life without the possibility of parole) some other capital offences he technically committed within this video are: Multiple persons going to the same cause/in a short span of time (I believe the second most often one to result in the death penalty, maybe other than felony murder if the felony was rape or kidnapping), murder committed after being convicted of murder (several times), murder committed after terroristic threatening, murdering a witness to a crime, and possibly felony murder.

  • @NWLAEDITS
    @NWLAEDITS 2 роки тому +53

    i can’t underestimate how much i LOVE the hard time videos poof

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like "overstate" would be a better word. You don't really make any "estimination" of how you yourself feel about something.

  • @CaptainApathetic
    @CaptainApathetic 2 роки тому +10

    13 days for murdering a prison guard, MDickie is British so this checks out

  • @ffcmobilelegends2825
    @ffcmobilelegends2825 3 місяці тому +2

    Oh, what a nostalgic recommendation, used to play alot on the phone, this game was the best time killer ever for me

  • @stephaniejoobern1001
    @stephaniejoobern1001 2 роки тому +13

    please dont end this series its hilarious lol

  • @zemorgie8986
    @zemorgie8986 2 роки тому +53

    You know it’s a good night when you get home from rehearsals and eat ice cream and poofesure uploads Hardtime

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +1

      why are you acting like poof's only good when he plays hard time???? poof's amazing no matter what
      his wii videos are better than hard time though tbh

    • @skyraided6872
      @skyraided6872 2 роки тому +21

      @@P_araps he’s allowed to like these types in videos more than others, it’s opinion.

    • @frightenedfawn
      @frightenedfawn 2 роки тому +6

      @@P_araps ur every every comment that mentions that they like the hardtime videos people have different opinions than u get over it

    • @slowwy
      @slowwy 2 роки тому +3

      @@P_araps oh no does someone not agree with the twitter users opinion?

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 2 роки тому +3

      @@P_araps not u putting words into their mouth lol

  • @Kev_566
    @Kev_566 2 роки тому +6

    Keep it up poof this series is bloody awesome soo worth it on twitch

  • @El_Dusty
    @El_Dusty 2 роки тому +5

    Tips for you poof. Enter speeds the text along and the fastest way to attack someone standing in your face is to hold A (or punch) and forward and keep holding them both. You'll stun lock them unless they do the same move. So glad you're playing one of my favorite games so much.

  • @theglitchking1545
    @theglitchking1545 2 роки тому +3

    Dude, you crack me up from all of your videos. Your content is entertaining and please, keep up the good work

  • @christieng5166
    @christieng5166 2 роки тому +4

    Literally the best series on yt

  • @heyysandwich6536
    @heyysandwich6536 2 роки тому +4

    got off a long day of work just to find a poof upload. just beautiful!

  • @Dodo2Byrd
    @Dodo2Byrd 2 роки тому +8

    Please keep playing this game. This my favorite content on your channel. I’m sure one day we’ll see how its supposed to end 💀

  • @robertwildschwein7207
    @robertwildschwein7207 2 роки тому +21

    Don't underestimate hammers.
    They were used by knights and horsemen in the middle ages.
    Also watch your health and sanity, especially when getting into fights.

  • @vicenteparicio5296
    @vicenteparicio5296 2 роки тому +6

    This has to be my favorite series from you, Poof

  • @TheTTTtv
    @TheTTTtv 2 роки тому +11

    This game made by one person is better than most AAA games

  • @kadelloyd5671
    @kadelloyd5671 2 роки тому +25

    I'm loving these hard time videos, keep it up dude 😂

  • @starpentagram
    @starpentagram 2 роки тому +4

    Hard time,the most chaotic game ever made,along with poof,the most chaotic person ever made
    Yep,i think thats a good mix

  • @PretzelTwizts
    @PretzelTwizts 2 роки тому +12

    This Hard Time/Wii Sports Resort schedule has gotta be my favorite ever

  • @Bingolo_Dingolo
    @Bingolo_Dingolo 2 роки тому +14

    We’re just gonna ignore the fact he was dismembering people with a blunt object?

  • @elisapetit1
    @elisapetit1 2 роки тому +14

    I love how this is becoming a hard time channel

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +3

      no it isn't??? it's a wii channel and it always WILL be a wii channel. stop forcing poof to make hard time the only thing he plays.

    • @slowwy
      @slowwy 2 роки тому +12

      @@P_araps they never forced him to play this.

    • @Mr.Classic91
      @Mr.Classic91 2 роки тому +4

      @@P_araps this is so much better tho

    • @miikolo1553
      @miikolo1553 2 роки тому +3

      @@P_araps stop forcing poof to make wii games the only thing he plays

    • @coolsonicsoul7356
      @coolsonicsoul7356 2 роки тому +2

      @@miikolo1553 true

  • @jimmyrecard7917
    @jimmyrecard7917 2 роки тому +2

    The plank of wood killed faster than the gun. No wonder the worden owned that last one.

  • @RYashii
    @RYashii Рік тому +3

    MDickie games are frustrating and funny at the same time.

  • @rosalyncarrillo1092
    @rosalyncarrillo1092 2 роки тому +6

    poofe you’re my spirit animal

  • @discountweebho
    @discountweebho 2 роки тому +6

    I still wanna see this man play the escapists
    I feel like it'd be funny as hell

  • @Laughstation
    @Laughstation 2 роки тому +3

    Bulk bogan moment

  • @kowalskiplota634
    @kowalskiplota634 2 роки тому +4

    Please keep the series going, they are amazing

  • @Tototoron
    @Tototoron 2 роки тому +3

    “Video games cause peace and friendship”
    Video games:

  • @lesdamian
    @lesdamian 2 роки тому +6

    i ask for more hardtime, poof gives it to me. it’s a good day

  • @arthurconanthebarbarian1288
    @arthurconanthebarbarian1288 2 роки тому +4

    This channel made me play hard time again. I've created bootleg Randy Bobandy from TPB and killed most of the prison by now. It sucks they keep sending in new wardens, though.

  • @icychill105
    @icychill105 2 роки тому +8

    i think he would last longer if he went to the hospital after losing controll

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 роки тому +1

      you cant control the charachter at all during that but yea in general

  • @MercyVale
    @MercyVale 2 роки тому +8

    "You see how I work a shaft? Might as well call that murder."

  • @Brad-lt2re
    @Brad-lt2re 2 роки тому +3

    That plank of wood was crafted by the gods apparently

  • @Juqueo1
    @Juqueo1 2 роки тому +5

    The guy u killed literally brought u to court💀

  • @sjsiemka
    @sjsiemka 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro has build a family member for Bulk Bogan

  • @zemorgie8986
    @zemorgie8986 2 роки тому +4

    I love whenever poofesure posts Hardtime

  • @oatss
    @oatss 2 роки тому +3

    best series on youtube

  • @roberthan5109
    @roberthan5109 2 роки тому +1

    There was so much to unpack when you went in that court room. You committed like five felonies in such a short time

  • @The_WizardOfOz125
    @The_WizardOfOz125 2 роки тому +3

    12:23 “and Iv lost my mind”

  • @AshtonCaseman
    @AshtonCaseman 11 місяців тому +1

    6:03 got me laughing 😂

  • @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
    @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 2 роки тому +3

    I love the hard time content, please keep it coming

  • @mrlightningbolt887
    @mrlightningbolt887 2 роки тому +2

    Poof + Hard Time = infinite quality content

  • @MelRasp
    @MelRasp 2 роки тому +12

    These never get old 😂

  • @eelofthemist
    @eelofthemist 2 роки тому +3

    Best before bed video of all time

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 2 роки тому +3

    poof we demand backyard baseball return !!!

  • @evankendrick164
    @evankendrick164 2 роки тому +7

    I hope he keeps making hard time videos I love this game 😂

  • @JadeiteMcSwag
    @JadeiteMcSwag 2 роки тому +5

    please don't stop making content on this game

  • @Joshieboy42066
    @Joshieboy42066 2 роки тому +3

    Missed a huge opportunity to call this guy Charles Bronson he looks like him and has the strength tooo

    • @spadeofaces
      @spadeofaces 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I was gonna say Charles Bronson tits

  • @Sp3ctralI
    @Sp3ctralI 2 роки тому +5

    10:07 it looks like they’re kissing each other over and over. They found love, even in prison

  • @WerewolfLupis
    @WerewolfLupis 2 роки тому

    13:20 When you accidentally hit the werewolf transformation button in the middle of a town in Skyrim and you get killed while everyone fights/lands dead on your corpse

  • @Keelow
    @Keelow 2 роки тому +3

    I get into a hard time worm hole once every 6 months

  • @kmanplus3274
    @kmanplus3274 2 роки тому +2

    I love seeing this game on the channel, thanks! ❤

  • @therealupset5329
    @therealupset5329 2 роки тому

    Poof these hard time videos are the funniest I've ever seen please don't stop.

  • @vitamc1213
    @vitamc1213 2 роки тому +3

    I don't know about anyone else, but I'd like to see him play the MD Soccer Team Game again, I think that game was pretty funny.

  • @andrewstock700
    @andrewstock700 2 роки тому +2

    These hard time videos are one of the best, but I’m also missing those minecraft videos, like the one with reapz, vuxxy, and teradra on hardcore i think you should bring that back but these are great also😂

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому

      look i'm sorry but if you actually think hard time and that specific minecraft video are the best poofesure videos then clearly you're not watching any of poof's wii videos which are TRULY his best,, poof is funny with everything he plays but hard time itself is just boring

    • @andrewstock700
      @andrewstock700 2 роки тому +1

      @@P_araps i agree all his videos are great i just love his minecraft ones

  • @trombonesarecool1
    @trombonesarecool1 2 роки тому +1

    you better call Saul for this one

  • @bender106
    @bender106 2 роки тому

    best series ever please never stop poofesure

  • @bacry5638
    @bacry5638 2 роки тому +1

    E-10 is the true hero in this episode of Hard Time

  • @parkerbutler5394
    @parkerbutler5394 2 роки тому +5

    This game is so funny. I love watching it

  • @johnlennon2202
    @johnlennon2202 2 роки тому +3

    Yes! Another HardTime Video!! Let’s Go!!!

  • @1ThreeSeven
    @1ThreeSeven 2 роки тому +1

    I’d love seeing you play this game with cheats, it’s better in a few ways (or at least adds a little variety). Higher intelligence makes you more likely to win trials. You can increase your health in the middle of fights to avoid dying and losing your mind. If you have a lot of money, you’ll have people asking for bribes and even be forced to pay restitution if you lose trials. If you make your sentence extremely long, guards will randomly tell you there’s no hope for rehabilitation and the only thing that’ll fix you is death, start fighting you. Also, you can press tab (or alt tab?) to become another character, including wardens. You can get the wardens arrested by other wardens. If you’re super strong/keep upping your health and kill everyone in the room, they’ll still announce deaths but say there were no witnesses.

  • @aadimations9333
    @aadimations9333 2 роки тому +2

    I swear in real life this name would get someone bullied a lot

  • @coilthat7011
    @coilthat7011 2 роки тому +4

    Poofesure needs to play peggle deluxe. I’m sure we’ll get a few screams out of it

  • @gothprince8770
    @gothprince8770 2 роки тому

    Hard Time is one of my favorite series from Poof ♥️ especially getting these different challenges

  • @shady9701
    @shady9701 2 роки тому +2

    Poofesure should try to escape on hard time

  • @patrickchaney
    @patrickchaney 2 роки тому +5

    I’d love to see Poof play Wrestling MPire. To see what challenges he could do, especially with the train! (I went a whole year undefeated in-game once!)

    • @davidogundipe808
      @davidogundipe808 2 роки тому

      Ever been undefeated for 32 years?

    • @patrickchaney
      @patrickchaney 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidogundipe808 Bruh… I ended up dying to a Canadian Destroyer from John Cena backstage… this was just before the 20-year mark too… I was SOOOOOO tilted! I relegated myself to a booker after Kayfabing a coma… “Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated” and all…

    • @ghost.8836
      @ghost.8836 2 роки тому +1

      MPire (PC) or Empire (Switch, Mobile PC)?

    • @patrickchaney
      @patrickchaney 2 роки тому +1

      @@ghost.8836 Poof’s Preferred Platform. I’m on MPire…

  • @Carl_McMelvin
    @Carl_McMelvin 2 роки тому +5

    I wish you could be the character from the soccer game. That dude was such a gomer. Worth watching just to look at it. 😂

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 2 роки тому

      @user-pk1nm3fn3d drink a tall glass of draino. Thank you.

  • @BigSlurm
    @BigSlurm 9 місяців тому

    “Guns and bricks I do not drop”. Bars.

  • @arriemora
    @arriemora 2 роки тому +4

    school days, (the other game that the company made lol) it's so funny 🤣 you can't even drink water in class they will be like "im taking you to the principals office" for drinking water!? 🤣

    • @milkforever
      @milkforever 2 роки тому +1

      There's no company, it's all made by a single guy.

    • @arriemora
      @arriemora 2 роки тому +1

      I meant like MDickie which I thought was a company lol

  • @benlutcher
    @benlutcher 2 роки тому +3

    Never stop playing this game

    • @sydmolga8603
      @sydmolga8603 2 роки тому

      so you want him to dedicate his channel to this game? cause this isn't even his main content