3:18 For anyone who’s curious, that emblem at the back of the stage says “solum locum experieris violentiam”, which is Latin for, “the only place you will experience violence.”
In my game, my mom (who's a teacher) walked into the classroom pissed about something I did. She climbed on the table to try body slamming me, MISSED, and destroyed the table in front of me. I was the one who got in trouble and sent to the principal's office. Later, I got expelled because my character pissed herself. Fun times :)
@@feder28as someone who has played a little bit of MDickie's wrestling games but only ever seen his simulation games being played by youtubers it just seems to me like you're just being assaulted unprovoked by everyone all the time. like i could totally understand them throwing down in a ring but why does everyone want to beat you up in the school game
Immediately after poof was asked to get out of debt by 6 am, he either crafted or found a bag of coins that would’ve gotten him out of debt, but he didn’t know what it was and dropped it 😂
@@GooseGoosington84 Thanks man. I've been doing everything I can to stay alive for my friends and family, but it's hard sometimes. When I was in school, nobody told me that simply living was going to be the hardest part of my day sometimes. Just have to take it one day at a time.
@@LordPepe-jh5dt I know this is a late response but I hope you’re doing better! I feel you, lately I’ve been in a hard depression and it’s hard for me to get up and go to work. Watching these before work has helped a lot and I hope his videos continue to help you. You got this! ❤
7:05 Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan sighting. I love the wrestling attention to detail. 7:57 CM Punk on the poster 22:40 Nikki Bella 22:58 John Cena 33:30 Skull Crushing Finale
I’m pretty sure the guy watching you sleep was supposed to be the wrestler Mick Foley. Also, this may not seem true, but yeah... _six_ is the French word for the English word six.
Lmao yeah it's Mick Foley I couldn't believe my eyes. Apparently Matt Dickie uses actual wrestlers in the wrestling games but uses pseudonyms to get around copyright. Some of the wrestlers made it into this game.
I think you cant die as a kindergarten, got my ass kicked countless times and either revived on the spot or was brought to the hospital, however when i played as a 12th grade i died the first time i went down :c
If there is a ‘???’ Answer when you’re asked to answer a question, it means that you missed a class, and you didn’t hear what the option was. So the more classes you miss the more random it is whether you pass or not Also, the reason you failed that Music class is because the lesson ended early. That’s why you need to take a seat asap when you come into a class, ao the teacher can give you the task sooner. You played the guitar correctly, but there was not enough time to pass
I remember almost getting suspended in kindergarten, over shoving a cup of chocolate pudding in the teachers face and saying… I kid you not, “ass-face”
I love when Poofesure plays ugly, poorly made games that I played back in middle school. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and modernity, and I’m here for it.
i didn't think it was possible
me either
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"Gets expelled for repeat offenses involving violence as a kindergartner, becomes a teacher"
Yeah, that's the MDickie experience.
3:18 For anyone who’s curious, that emblem at the back of the stage says “solum locum experieris violentiam”, which is Latin for, “the only place you will experience violence.”
"My dad makes me nervous because he hates me." is gonna resonate with so many people
😭😭😭 bless those souls
Daddy issues
@timothyy15
I think you’re mistaking us with the furry community.
imagine getting body slammed by a grown ass man in kindergarten but still being charged for assault, and then expelled, and hired as a teacher-
Society be like
thats life
American public schools be like:
sounds pretty true to me
Poof is the only one that can get expelled from kindergarten of all places
and then after getting expelled become a teacher
@@Floofie_boiat the same school
Bro has NOT heard about kenji
I actually did 😭😭 I was a bad ass little kid
@@8abydollI hate school punishments
In my game, my mom (who's a teacher) walked into the classroom pissed about something I did. She climbed on the table to try body slamming me, MISSED, and destroyed the table in front of me. I was the one who got in trouble and sent to the principal's office. Later, I got expelled because my character pissed herself. Fun times :)
That is legendary
Sounds like an MDickie game sequence of events alright
@@feder28as someone who has played a little bit of MDickie's wrestling games but only ever seen his simulation games being played by youtubers it just seems to me like you're just being assaulted unprovoked by everyone all the time. like i could totally understand them throwing down in a ring but why does everyone want to beat you up in the school game
game name?
@@sillaysophie Old School
That was actually the kid from Bully Poof, his name was just Billy Hogskin instead of Jimmy Hopkins lmao
😂
Immediately after poof was asked to get out of debt by 6 am, he either crafted or found a bag of coins that would’ve gotten him out of debt, but he didn’t know what it was and dropped it 😂
Wasn't that supposed to be a bag of thumbtacks?
@@Marksman_12 yes, they were thumbtacks , fun as hell to use in Wrestling Empire
and at 14:40 the girl talking to him had money in her hand lol
@@Sarah-dl6me I was screaming "SHE'S GOT MONEY IN HER HAND" Poof could have got out of debt potentially but didn't notice,
Those were thumbtacks
“I’d like a new hat.” Haven’t heard that in a while…
OOOH YEAH
oh shiiiieeet
i would like some new clothes
12:41 is fucking me up I don't know why a caveman with pink pigtails smashing a guitar and an iron pipe together is so funny to me
HAHAHHA
it's his facial expression bro, he looks very focused but also very ridiculous
Thank you poof for making me laugh during a difficult time
Hope your situation gets better. :)
Hope you're doing alright, you got support from us ♥️
Sending love and support ^^
@@LivvyTube24hiiii
@@thatfroggyguy heyo
The Fat Tits lore is gettint complex, this whole story leads to Fat T. dead in jail
I beat kindergarten first try, obviously a skill issue
Source: trust me bro
Peter: oh man this is intense! Almost as intense as that one time I’ve beaten kindergarten on my first try!
didn’t ask
@@Dhampire1976 I mean, I can do math
@@lemongentleman8925 if that's all you can do,then I'm afraid I got bad news for you
Thanks for the laughs. I'm in a rough patch mentally and I don't think I've actually laughed at something in a week. I needed this.
Stay strong homie
@@GooseGoosington84 Thanks man. I've been doing everything I can to stay alive for my friends and family, but it's hard sometimes. When I was in school, nobody told me that simply living was going to be the hardest part of my day sometimes.
Just have to take it one day at a time.
@@LordPepe-jh5dt I know this is a late response but I hope you’re doing better! I feel you, lately I’ve been in a hard depression and it’s hard for me to get up and go to work. Watching these before work has helped a lot and I hope his videos continue to help you. You got this! ❤
"home, the most hostile place I know"
That sounds kinda relatable...
As a European this is exactly how I imagined kindergarden life looks like in America.
It’s close enough
As an Aussie I agree with you, lol
The developer is British.
@@jamesreading9583 the uk doesn't count as european since brexit
@@czech_ring
Last time I checked it was still in Europe
7:05 Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan sighting. I love the wrestling attention to detail.
7:57 CM Punk on the poster
22:40 Nikki Bella
22:58 John Cena
33:30 Skull Crushing Finale
Watching Poof’s vids always helps me escape reality and enjoy a good laugh before bed. Thank you!!! 🙏
3:19 made me spit out my drink
like he heard two chords, class ended, said you wasted his time, AND gave you an F
40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO YES
Well damn. He’s done it, it was about time.
I thought it impossible, but it's not
Thank you poof for giving me the perfect thing to watch before going to sleep
YES I'm here early. been literally hovering to see more of Old School, THANK YOU POOF
only poof can get expelled from kindergarten 😭
24:03 Did anyone noticed the guy away from the tracks holding a tombstone 😂
Somebody needs to compile a movie of the complete Fat Tits lore between Old School and their future in Hard Time.
18:58 “burger *eating intensifies*”
YES PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! By far my favorite series you've done
Thank You so much poofesure for making me laugh while i'm dealing with severe depression.
I feel you.❤ hang in there! It’ll be okay.
poof pls do more of this series, i haven't laughed this hard in a while
I’m pretty sure the guy watching you sleep was supposed to be the wrestler Mick Foley.
Also, this may not seem true, but yeah... _six_ is the French word for the English word six.
He also said they stole it from english but english actually inherited it from french.
Lmao yeah it's Mick Foley I couldn't believe my eyes. Apparently Matt Dickie uses actual wrestlers in the wrestling games but uses pseudonyms to get around copyright. Some of the wrestlers made it into this game.
@@SpiralPoli Yup. I’ve watched newLEGACYinc play that game. Also, I believe I spotted “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on the streets driving a motorcycle *🏍️ 🤣* .
Poofesure will always make my day. He’s one of the funniest UA-camrs ever.
When you leave your 6 year old child alone for a split second: 19:11
“My dad makes me nervous cuz he usually hates me”. Felt that one
"I'm coming to get you tits" is both an ominous and hilarious bit dialog
I think you cant die as a kindergarten, got my ass kicked countless times and either revived on the spot or was brought to the hospital, however when i played as a 12th grade i died the first time i went down :c
I wonder what kind of trauma inspired MDickie to create this game
This is legit what American public schools are like.
So true 😂😂😂😂
11:26 Ultra instinct at its finest
Please please please keep these videos coming poof 😂🙏
16:07 yes its true the french word for 6 is six but its not pronounced the same way as english.
its pronounced " cease " if that makes sense
More like "sissy" without the -y part
The thing you got at 9:50 is a moneybag! If you get that, press the taunt command and it gives you money
If there is a ‘???’ Answer when you’re asked to answer a question, it means that you missed a class, and you didn’t hear what the option was. So the more classes you miss the more random it is whether you pass or not
Also, the reason you failed that Music class is because the lesson ended early. That’s why you need to take a seat asap when you come into a class, ao the teacher can give you the task sooner. You played the guitar correctly, but there was not enough time to pass
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🤓
@@RottenPancakecorny
@@xofrnkiee🌽
Thank u poofesure i was on the edge of burnout, your videos help me so much thanks a lotttttt
these videos make me laugh the hardest of any videos I watch on youtube.
I remember almost getting suspended in kindergarten, over shoving a cup of chocolate pudding in the teachers face and saying… I kid you not, “ass-face”
I swear the grade levels in this game mean absolutely nothing
14:40
"This throne belongs to the king!"
Poof: Excuse me...WHAT?!
I love when Poofesure plays ugly, poorly made games that I played back in middle school. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and modernity, and I’m here for it.
Sometimes graphics arent everything
@@LegendaryHeroponRikiyeah but these games have more than just graphical issues
This is the most horrific game ever
A kindergarten student being expelled is very rare but it happens to yours truly
How many people did you beat to death with tombstones?
3:29, meanwhile, the girl next to him is drinking beer.
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Poof murdered a (mostly) innocent man with his own tombstone? Even for Poof’s standards that’s brutal 💀.
that character looks stunning
i love poofs laugh so much at 24:02
"....Have no choice to expell you..."
"Become a teacher, u great! :D"
H e x a g o n
29:52 Aint no way they got Mr. White in this game 💀
mr white has become a meth kingpin horror character into a human. hes evolving!
Inner-city student simulator
8:25 what the actual hell that principle needs to get fired
17:48 love this freak out 😂😂😂
21:24 that scream always gets me off gourd🤣🤣
THE "OH MY" WAS AGGRESSIVELY BRITISH HELP 🤪
love the poster that just says "B I Tc H"
😂😂😂😂😂
It's Boron, Iodine, Technetium and Hydrogen.
That thumb nail tho 😂
best thumbnail ever
I never thought a kindergartner who looks 68 years old would cause chaos.
i love these videos , was hoping more of these drop😂😂
36:16 too real lmfaooo
The exploding iPad made me laugh way too damn hard.
4:08 and 31:32 i can’t this series is too funny
19:56 Crying of laughter😂
28:38 master martial artist. Wrestlers have to learn this move.
loving this series poof
I love the fact how his hair glows in the dark
petition to bring back tomodachi life
6:56 to 7:35 has me dying
I know you didn’t buster
5:35 THAT'S MICK FOLEY LMAOOO 💀💀💀💀
This series is by far my favorite of your videos
Yes! Another Banger. Thank you Poof, keep the heat coming 🔥.
Have a great day everybody 🎉
29:49 heisenberg himself arrested him
legit the best game you've played
24:03 Drunk Elmo’s laugh
That’s a quote “I’m out of debt! I have 1 dollar!”
31:49 this fight 💀💀💀💀
I wonder if Poof will actually finish a class and answer a question this time. Probably not
Im surprised. He managed to answer one though it was luck.
These vids are great Poof, keep ‘em coming. 🤣
BABE WAKE UP! POOFESURE POSTED!
MORE OLD SCHOOL CONTENT PLEASE!
I love how much you’re playing this, it’s great.
poofesure and mcdickie best combo
the last video you put of this game made me cry from laughter i’m glad you’re continuing 😭💀💀💀
Didn't think I'd see a cheeky little Father Ted reference. Also just noticed the Blackadder reference with the tombstone!
I got jumpscared by the thumbnail
Greatest series of all time
Jesus, why is everything so fucking chaotic? 😂
he finally found the greatest addition to the new mdickie games - the train.
31:33 had me dyin bruh 💀