i get expelled from kindergarten

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  Рік тому +937

    i didn't think it was possible

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Рік тому +857

    "Gets expelled for repeat offenses involving violence as a kindergartner, becomes a teacher"
    Yeah, that's the MDickie experience.

  • @Umbra_Magna777
    @Umbra_Magna777 Рік тому +202

    3:18 For anyone who’s curious, that emblem at the back of the stage says “solum locum experieris violentiam”, which is Latin for, “the only place you will experience violence.”

  • @kearstin4638
    @kearstin4638 Рік тому +584

    "My dad makes me nervous because he hates me." is gonna resonate with so many people

  • @SomeI3ody
    @SomeI3ody Рік тому +364

    imagine getting body slammed by a grown ass man in kindergarten but still being charged for assault, and then expelled, and hired as a teacher-

  • @TheKingHuskerGames
    @TheKingHuskerGames Рік тому +971

    Poof is the only one that can get expelled from kindergarten of all places

    • @Floofie_boi
      @Floofie_boi Рік тому +48

      and then after getting expelled become a teacher

    • @butterdowg4965
      @butterdowg4965 Рік тому +24

      @@Floofie_boiat the same school

    • @kingcrapout
      @kingcrapout Рік тому

      Bro has NOT heard about kenji

    • @8abydoll
      @8abydoll Рік тому +3

      I actually did 😭😭 I was a bad ass little kid

    • @alicialandis3288
      @alicialandis3288 Рік тому +1

      ​@@8abydollI hate school punishments

  • @frenchtoast3553
    @frenchtoast3553 Рік тому +573

    In my game, my mom (who's a teacher) walked into the classroom pissed about something I did. She climbed on the table to try body slamming me, MISSED, and destroyed the table in front of me. I was the one who got in trouble and sent to the principal's office. Later, I got expelled because my character pissed herself. Fun times :)

    • @Notmiddleg
      @Notmiddleg Рік тому +32

      That is legendary

    • @feder28
      @feder28 Рік тому +70

      Sounds like an MDickie game sequence of events alright

    • @neonskylite2242
      @neonskylite2242 Рік тому +41

      @@feder28as someone who has played a little bit of MDickie's wrestling games but only ever seen his simulation games being played by youtubers it just seems to me like you're just being assaulted unprovoked by everyone all the time. like i could totally understand them throwing down in a ring but why does everyone want to beat you up in the school game

    • @sillaysophie
      @sillaysophie Рік тому +1

      game name?

    • @feder28
      @feder28 Рік тому +2

      @@sillaysophie Old School

  • @Benny.261
    @Benny.261 Рік тому +169

    That was actually the kid from Bully Poof, his name was just Billy Hogskin instead of Jimmy Hopkins lmao

  • @brandondonahue679
    @brandondonahue679 Рік тому +466

    Immediately after poof was asked to get out of debt by 6 am, he either crafted or found a bag of coins that would’ve gotten him out of debt, but he didn’t know what it was and dropped it 😂

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 Рік тому +24

      Wasn't that supposed to be a bag of thumbtacks?

    • @ArkOfTheShadow
      @ArkOfTheShadow Рік тому +17

      ​@@Marksman_12 yes, they were thumbtacks , fun as hell to use in Wrestling Empire

    • @Sarah-dl6me
      @Sarah-dl6me Рік тому +21

      and at 14:40 the girl talking to him had money in her hand lol

    • @ArkOfTheShadow
      @ArkOfTheShadow Рік тому +16

      @@Sarah-dl6me I was screaming "SHE'S GOT MONEY IN HER HAND" Poof could have got out of debt potentially but didn't notice,

    • @feder28
      @feder28 Рік тому

      Those were thumbtacks

  • @mart_liam55
    @mart_liam55 Рік тому +159

    “I’d like a new hat.” Haven’t heard that in a while…

  • @ik0la
    @ik0la 7 місяців тому +47

    12:41 is fucking me up I don't know why a caveman with pink pigtails smashing a guitar and an iron pipe together is so funny to me

    • @zozozoozoz
      @zozozoozoz 6 місяців тому

      HAHAHHA

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 2 місяці тому +2

      it's his facial expression bro, he looks very focused but also very ridiculous

  • @aaronfoster-io1wc
    @aaronfoster-io1wc Рік тому +387

    Thank you poof for making me laugh during a difficult time

  • @leyulis8882
    @leyulis8882 Рік тому +47

    The Fat Tits lore is gettint complex, this whole story leads to Fat T. dead in jail

  • @lemongentleman8925
    @lemongentleman8925 Рік тому +664

    I beat kindergarten first try, obviously a skill issue

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 Рік тому +62

      Source: trust me bro

    • @dtvfenrirofficial
      @dtvfenrirofficial Рік тому +54

      Peter: oh man this is intense! Almost as intense as that one time I’ve beaten kindergarten on my first try!

    • @mrgnstarrr
      @mrgnstarrr Рік тому +6

      didn’t ask

    • @lemongentleman8925
      @lemongentleman8925 Рік тому +3

      @@Dhampire1976 I mean, I can do math

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 Рік тому +10

      @@lemongentleman8925 if that's all you can do,then I'm afraid I got bad news for you

  • @LordPepe-jh5dt
    @LordPepe-jh5dt Рік тому +79

    Thanks for the laughs. I'm in a rough patch mentally and I don't think I've actually laughed at something in a week. I needed this.

    • @GooseGoosington84
      @GooseGoosington84 Рік тому +4

      Stay strong homie

    • @LordPepe-jh5dt
      @LordPepe-jh5dt Рік тому +5

      @@GooseGoosington84 Thanks man. I've been doing everything I can to stay alive for my friends and family, but it's hard sometimes. When I was in school, nobody told me that simply living was going to be the hardest part of my day sometimes.
      Just have to take it one day at a time.

    • @margotferg
      @margotferg Рік тому +4

      @@LordPepe-jh5dt I know this is a late response but I hope you’re doing better! I feel you, lately I’ve been in a hard depression and it’s hard for me to get up and go to work. Watching these before work has helped a lot and I hope his videos continue to help you. You got this! ❤

  • @oliverbican5617
    @oliverbican5617 Рік тому +27

    "home, the most hostile place I know"
    That sounds kinda relatable...

  • @panayiotispp
    @panayiotispp Рік тому +175

    As a European this is exactly how I imagined kindergarden life looks like in America.

    • @MilkBeverage
      @MilkBeverage Рік тому +24

      It’s close enough

    • @Wabu_227
      @Wabu_227 Рік тому +1

      As an Aussie I agree with you, lol

    • @jamesreading9583
      @jamesreading9583 9 місяців тому +8

      The developer is British.

    • @czech_ring
      @czech_ring 7 місяців тому

      @@jamesreading9583 the uk doesn't count as european since brexit

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 7 місяців тому

      @@czech_ring
      Last time I checked it was still in Europe

  • @freebird1621
    @freebird1621 Рік тому +8

    7:05 Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan sighting. I love the wrestling attention to detail.
    7:57 CM Punk on the poster
    22:40 Nikki Bella
    22:58 John Cena
    33:30 Skull Crushing Finale

  • @Canadian-Dude
    @Canadian-Dude Рік тому +28

    Watching Poof’s vids always helps me escape reality and enjoy a good laugh before bed. Thank you!!! 🙏

  • @mochimia8606
    @mochimia8606 Рік тому +48

    3:19 made me spit out my drink

    • @mochimia8606
      @mochimia8606 Рік тому +19

      like he heard two chords, class ended, said you wasted his time, AND gave you an F

  • @Awesome_Thomas
    @Awesome_Thomas Рік тому +25

    40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO YES

  • @macyaceytmsp5135
    @macyaceytmsp5135 Рік тому +58

    Well damn. He’s done it, it was about time.

    • @Notmiddleg
      @Notmiddleg Рік тому +1

      I thought it impossible, but it's not

  • @Kmika00
    @Kmika00 Рік тому +13

    Thank you poof for giving me the perfect thing to watch before going to sleep

  • @katsauce
    @katsauce Рік тому +9

    YES I'm here early. been literally hovering to see more of Old School, THANK YOU POOF

  • @sav7167
    @sav7167 Рік тому +71

    only poof can get expelled from kindergarten 😭

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally Рік тому +16

    24:03 Did anyone noticed the guy away from the tracks holding a tombstone 😂

  • @cherylshover6728
    @cherylshover6728 Рік тому +22

    Somebody needs to compile a movie of the complete Fat Tits lore between Old School and their future in Hard Time.

  • @anamethatisntfinished1192
    @anamethatisntfinished1192 Рік тому +8

    18:58 “burger *eating intensifies*”

  • @TheFurry
    @TheFurry Рік тому +4

    YES PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! By far my favorite series you've done

  • @Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes
    @Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes Рік тому +10

    Thank You so much poofesure for making me laugh while i'm dealing with severe depression.

    • @margotferg
      @margotferg Рік тому +1

      I feel you.❤ hang in there! It’ll be okay.

  • @amanda2590
    @amanda2590 Рік тому +7

    poof pls do more of this series, i haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • @a.grimes4202
    @a.grimes4202 Рік тому +28

    I’m pretty sure the guy watching you sleep was supposed to be the wrestler Mick Foley.
    Also, this may not seem true, but yeah... _six_ is the French word for the English word six.

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG Рік тому +13

      He also said they stole it from english but english actually inherited it from french.

    • @SpiralPoli
      @SpiralPoli Рік тому +5

      Lmao yeah it's Mick Foley I couldn't believe my eyes. Apparently Matt Dickie uses actual wrestlers in the wrestling games but uses pseudonyms to get around copyright. Some of the wrestlers made it into this game.

    • @a.grimes4202
      @a.grimes4202 Рік тому +3

      @@SpiralPoli Yup. I’ve watched newLEGACYinc play that game. Also, I believe I spotted “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on the streets driving a motorcycle *🏍️ 🤣* .

  • @julianvillarreal1450
    @julianvillarreal1450 Рік тому +18

    Poofesure will always make my day. He’s one of the funniest UA-camrs ever.

  • @ThyFletchr
    @ThyFletchr 2 місяці тому +2

    When you leave your 6 year old child alone for a split second: 19:11

  • @darkside5959.
    @darkside5959. Рік тому +7

    “My dad makes me nervous cuz he usually hates me”. Felt that one

  • @user-jx3hx
    @user-jx3hx Рік тому +16

    "I'm coming to get you tits" is both an ominous and hilarious bit dialog

  • @GladoreFR
    @GladoreFR Рік тому +17

    I think you cant die as a kindergarten, got my ass kicked countless times and either revived on the spot or was brought to the hospital, however when i played as a 12th grade i died the first time i went down :c

  • @afellowguy1933
    @afellowguy1933 Рік тому +10

    I wonder what kind of trauma inspired MDickie to create this game

  • @Catcatian
    @Catcatian Рік тому +20

    This is legit what American public schools are like.

  • @GoCrazy69
    @GoCrazy69 Рік тому +6

    11:26 Ultra instinct at its finest

  • @kikitheunibunny
    @kikitheunibunny Рік тому +32

    Please please please keep these videos coming poof 😂🙏

  • @rarewebexerkz
    @rarewebexerkz Рік тому +8

    16:07 yes its true the french word for 6 is six but its not pronounced the same way as english.
    its pronounced " cease " if that makes sense

    • @WeatherReport63
      @WeatherReport63 9 місяців тому

      More like "sissy" without the -y part

  • @MutedAndReported3032
    @MutedAndReported3032 Рік тому +5

    The thing you got at 9:50 is a moneybag! If you get that, press the taunt command and it gives you money

  • @MutedAndReported3032
    @MutedAndReported3032 Рік тому +53

    If there is a ‘???’ Answer when you’re asked to answer a question, it means that you missed a class, and you didn’t hear what the option was. So the more classes you miss the more random it is whether you pass or not
    Also, the reason you failed that Music class is because the lesson ended early. That’s why you need to take a seat asap when you come into a class, ao the teacher can give you the task sooner. You played the guitar correctly, but there was not enough time to pass

  • @candorcat5736
    @candorcat5736 Рік тому +5

    Thank u poofesure i was on the edge of burnout, your videos help me so much thanks a lotttttt

  • @mmp5453
    @mmp5453 Рік тому +6

    these videos make me laugh the hardest of any videos I watch on youtube.

  • @ThyHolySkunk2507
    @ThyHolySkunk2507 Рік тому +8

    I remember almost getting suspended in kindergarten, over shoving a cup of chocolate pudding in the teachers face and saying… I kid you not, “ass-face”

  • @RedstoneRuler
    @RedstoneRuler Рік тому +11

    I swear the grade levels in this game mean absolutely nothing

  • @RealColbalt
    @RealColbalt Рік тому +2

    14:40
    "This throne belongs to the king!"
    Poof: Excuse me...WHAT?!

  • @Dvrkwulf
    @Dvrkwulf Рік тому +12

    I love when Poofesure plays ugly, poorly made games that I played back in middle school. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and modernity, and I’m here for it.

    • @LegendaryHeroponRiki
      @LegendaryHeroponRiki Рік тому +2

      Sometimes graphics arent everything

    • @theshadowking3198
      @theshadowking3198 11 місяців тому

      @@LegendaryHeroponRikiyeah but these games have more than just graphical issues

  • @ernsburnsgaming6181
    @ernsburnsgaming6181 Рік тому +5

    This is the most horrific game ever

  • @WesPlayz430
    @WesPlayz430 Рік тому +5

    A kindergarten student being expelled is very rare but it happens to yours truly

    • @zxbzxbzxb1
      @zxbzxbzxb1 Рік тому +5

      How many people did you beat to death with tombstones?

  • @nathanvanek6479
    @nathanvanek6479 Рік тому +5

    3:29, meanwhile, the girl next to him is drinking beer.

  • @Subarubdub
    @Subarubdub Рік тому +6

    Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Poof murdered a (mostly) innocent man with his own tombstone? Even for Poof’s standards that’s brutal 💀.

  • @GavGaming15
    @GavGaming15 Рік тому +8

    that character looks stunning

  • @fatso6843
    @fatso6843 4 місяці тому +2

    i love poofs laugh so much at 24:02

  • @cosmeticincantations7997
    @cosmeticincantations7997 Рік тому +2

    "....Have no choice to expell you..."
    "Become a teacher, u great! :D"

  • @dr0wned1
    @dr0wned1 Рік тому +7

    H e x a g o n

  • @JaninaMatusewicz
    @JaninaMatusewicz Рік тому +15

    29:52 Aint no way they got Mr. White in this game 💀

    • @defectumdefectum9642
      @defectumdefectum9642 Рік тому +2

      mr white has become a meth kingpin horror character into a human. hes evolving!

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 Рік тому +4

    Inner-city student simulator

  • @younganplays
    @younganplays Місяць тому +1

    8:25 what the actual hell that principle needs to get fired

  • @UKSKIDS
    @UKSKIDS 10 місяців тому +2

    17:48 love this freak out 😂😂😂

  • @aovrespawnfloor649
    @aovrespawnfloor649 5 місяців тому +1

    21:24 that scream always gets me off gourd🤣🤣

  • @mochii_draws
    @mochii_draws Рік тому +6

    THE "OH MY" WAS AGGRESSIVELY BRITISH HELP 🤪

  • @12...
    @12... Рік тому +7

    love the poster that just says "B I Tc H"

  • @Keiran27729
    @Keiran27729 Рік тому +6

    That thumb nail tho 😂

  • @KorryXD
    @KorryXD Рік тому +3

    best thumbnail ever

  • @LocallyDevious
    @LocallyDevious 8 місяців тому +1

    I never thought a kindergartner who looks 68 years old would cause chaos.

  • @KB-kx1ig
    @KB-kx1ig Рік тому +4

    i love these videos , was hoping more of these drop😂😂

  • @tetra8157
    @tetra8157 Рік тому +5

    36:16 too real lmfaooo

  • @MarshallKujo
    @MarshallKujo Рік тому +5

    The exploding iPad made me laugh way too damn hard.

  • @user14690
    @user14690 Рік тому +3

    4:08 and 31:32 i can’t this series is too funny

  • @HowellSzn
    @HowellSzn Рік тому +4

    19:56 Crying of laughter😂

  • @UnluckiestJester
    @UnluckiestJester Рік тому +3

    28:38 master martial artist. Wrestlers have to learn this move.

  • @15kinz
    @15kinz Рік тому +4

    loving this series poof

  • @Zzaaccharay
    @Zzaaccharay Рік тому +1

    I love the fact how his hair glows in the dark

  • @blah7836
    @blah7836 Рік тому +5

    petition to bring back tomodachi life

  • @Wspre_
    @Wspre_ Рік тому +5

    6:56 to 7:35 has me dying

  • @faxturtle1983
    @faxturtle1983 Рік тому +31

    I know you didn’t buster

  • @SVTOKO
    @SVTOKO Рік тому +1

    5:35 THAT'S MICK FOLEY LMAOOO 💀💀💀💀

  • @camharrell2734
    @camharrell2734 5 місяців тому

    This series is by far my favorite of your videos

  • @Talleyhoe
    @Talleyhoe Рік тому +6

    Yes! Another Banger. Thank you Poof, keep the heat coming 🔥.
    Have a great day everybody 🎉

  • @xDmakc
    @xDmakc Рік тому +4

    29:49 heisenberg himself arrested him

  • @butth3ad
    @butth3ad Рік тому +2

    legit the best game you've played

  • @rmstitanic1911
    @rmstitanic1911 Рік тому +8

    24:03 Drunk Elmo’s laugh

  • @boogie6207
    @boogie6207 Рік тому +2

    That’s a quote “I’m out of debt! I have 1 dollar!”

  • @GuimaGamesXD
    @GuimaGamesXD 4 місяці тому +1

    31:49 this fight 💀💀💀💀

  • @maridiancrest243
    @maridiancrest243 Рік тому +6

    I wonder if Poof will actually finish a class and answer a question this time. Probably not

    • @maridiancrest243
      @maridiancrest243 Рік тому

      Im surprised. He managed to answer one though it was luck.

  • @theREALdingusMD
    @theREALdingusMD Рік тому +3

    These vids are great Poof, keep ‘em coming. 🤣

  • @bailee_1uvsu
    @bailee_1uvsu Рік тому +6

    BABE WAKE UP! POOFESURE POSTED!

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому +4

    MORE OLD SCHOOL CONTENT PLEASE!

  • @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
    @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare Рік тому +1

    I love how much you’re playing this, it’s great.

  • @vnpyr5036
    @vnpyr5036 Рік тому +3

    poofesure and mcdickie best combo

  • @benyness
    @benyness Рік тому +6

    the last video you put of this game made me cry from laughter i’m glad you’re continuing 😭💀💀💀

  • @kellalizard
    @kellalizard Рік тому +1

    Didn't think I'd see a cheeky little Father Ted reference. Also just noticed the Blackadder reference with the tombstone!

  • @Metro_Stalin_Mayer
    @Metro_Stalin_Mayer Рік тому +3

    I got jumpscared by the thumbnail

  • @frankzappa3834
    @frankzappa3834 Рік тому +2

    Greatest series of all time

  • @KNGMedusa
    @KNGMedusa Рік тому +3

    Jesus, why is everything so fucking chaotic? 😂

  • @thew7329
    @thew7329 Рік тому +1

    he finally found the greatest addition to the new mdickie games - the train.

  • @glocknthegoyardbag
    @glocknthegoyardbag Рік тому +2

    31:33 had me dyin bruh 💀