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@CJReeder Pretty much everyone who left "Alive" were probably carting around tumors with them. In light of that, the Hemogen extractor sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
I feel like this man is an experimental offshoot that came as a result of a splicing attempt between Sseth and AmbiguousAmphibian, and I enjoy it to no end
I hate to admit how exactly appropriate the whole sequence of events was for a jean-stealer cult. Including and not limited to couple of of failures from the start
The life of Keisuke is an interesting one. Wandering around the planet, most people considered him a myth. A man in all black with a revolver, doing good deeds for the poor denizens of the world in the rim. When he came across three dying colonists, seemingly left abandoned, he jumped into action. Even though they might still die, he still had to try. Recognizing that the three colonists were more tumor then human, he quickly decided to remove the legs to stop the spread. After removing a leg on the first patient, he moved on to remove the arm of the second. However, he didn't realize that the second patient had glass wrapped in paper for bones, so he accidentally crushed him instead of saving him. The pet zebra, who Keisuke didn't know was there, couldn't handle it and charged Keisuke to avenge his owners death. Keisuke was no stranger to the wastes, having fought bandits, boomrats, and muffalo. However, the Zebra was faster, and after catching him, eliminated Keisuke with a kick to the jaw, killing what many considered to be one of the few good things on this rim world.
The absolute creativity and wackiness of this video was incredible. A hotel that harvests genes and blood from 1/6 of its visitors defended by an army of rats. No one could of thought of that.
"By this point, Vivian was unable to move because she had mysteriously accumulated over 20 tumors in the 7 days that she had been staying here." this line made me snort from laughter
Starting the game under an eclipse might've given them enough time to build shelter, but even without spontenous combustion it was a great video. I always love listening to human suffering while on a run. It makes me feel less alone.
Every single time I see this game the amount of mods and things you can do in it terrifies me.. its amazing To top it all off, Reggie's commentary makes it even better!
Its Rimworld experiments like these that made me pick up the game and is driving me to buy the DLC. Like this is so awful, yet so viscerally entertaining.
Pure joy to watch as always! Probably had to spend a lot of time with it, but it definietly shows! I hope to see your channel go into the millions this year.
This is the most inspiring legend since Hellen Keller since these rimworlds aren't exactly known for their wheelchair accessibility and braile techprints.
7:04 ahhh yes of course the olll take the good give em cancer strategy a timeless classic! LOL for real tho almost spit out my water from that lol wasn't expecting it
i can tell someone was having FUN recording the Voiceover. In all seriousness i would probably have died like 50 times on each line if i was the one recording this
I had the video open in another tab, so my attention was totally grabbed when I heard I was on the ground dying as cancer. TBH just glad I managed to last 4 days under Reggie's ESTEEMED leadership.
-Has UV radiation weakness -Lands in a plains biome "Reggie. Please. Let us go to the mountains and hide in caves so we don't die to the sun. Or at least use the hill to make some roofs." -lands in the plains 3 more times.
I like to think this is the end result of those exploding alcoholic babies, we survived… but the next generation we’re not very stable genetically. (Also our robot overlords left)
5:30 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
I've watched a lot of Rimworld content this is the first time seeing your channel and you're the only one who's made me laugh almost consistently through the video. This was the best one I've seen yet.
That was fantastic. By the time your colonists were suffering from hypothermia and heatstroke, I had to watch the rest through tears of laughter. Fantastic video.
6:57 A colony full of kingcobrajfs's I can already see the goth clock tower mansions being built... or they all die of catastrophic alcoholism and duster TWU
"If you rearrange the letters in "carcinoma," you can very quickly spell "macaroni," and being covered in macaroni hardly sounds like a medical emergency." Jesus Christ, I was not expecting to have my sides exploded with laughter.
after watching this vid and for the sake of humanity , i decided to dedicate my entire life to ensure that you never become a president by any chance , nor an elementary school teacher for that matter . great vid btw m loved it !
Thank you for implanting "Soft Richard" into my brain, like a quirky little parasite, to have it become a piece of divine inspiration when nicknaming my Metagross for one of the VGC draft leagues I'm in. I have taken a permanent spot in the HHDL Hall of Fame for this stupid nickname. May your teratogenesis give you divine inspiration again.
Imagine playing the colony reggie invaded, 3 mutants with genetic mutations that are barely benficial attack you with a minecraft stack of rats and make every animal pissed at you, they weren't THAT strong so you kill them, but the chemfuel they brought explodes, the animals overwhelme your defenses, and you barely squeak out a pyrhic victory.
The absolute chaos when every single animal on the map went feral and rampaged throughout the random island bases interiors was poetic. They weren't even an enemy they were just some dudes on an island and these psychotic mutants immediately went "no that wont do..."
ok the mental image this video put in my head was, basically having Freddie Kruger charging at me at full speed naked screaming at the top of his lungs "TAKE MY TUMORS" all because i have don't have a gene that makes me a horrific nightmare inducing monstrosity that will forever have a place in Lovecraftian mythos.
Around 7 minutes mark: "Something aproximating a human being" The clip of Cobes got me howling, that was unexpected Consider me subbed, and ordering a little ceasar's stuffed crust handmade pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra onions, and twi cups of parmesan garlic butter.
I may be on PS4 with only one DLC but I still thank you for introducing me to the many horrific things I can do to a Rimworld character! Organ Harvesting has become a valuable income source for me now and you're the guy who made it happen;
I always do wonder what it would look like if you somehow were a maxed out robot with a mech suit and every single positive gene. I'd probably pay to see someone just utterly annihilate someone with those stats and items.
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very nice
AYYYY 32 SECOND CLUB
yippe!
you put the reggie in regicide
nice i think i may try it out actually
"It was nice to have a colonist whose genetic code wasn't written in comic sans" is one of the most incredible sentences I've ever heard.
same
This is how my Appalachian ancestors felt, and it did not get better on the whole gene front.
God I was about to say that!
It hit so hard! 😂
I refuse to refer to myself in any other way now. I have so many illnesses and chronic issues I'm making it my catchphrase
I love the comic sans font because it looks like real handwriting.
Weaponizing rat vomit is simply, unintelligibly such a mastermind move.
turn your weakness into strength
YES YES SMART-GENIUS THIS IS PERFECT-GREAT YES-YES!!
@@user-cu9rb9cx6m…BY SIGMAR ITS A TALKING RAT I’M GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Reggie is truly one of the greatest “scientific”minds of our time “evolving” “willing” “civilians” for “science” and progressing “human rights”
"progressing"
They obviously wanted to "willing" did it
A true "mind" above others
“Is”
“ “
"Locked 3 people in a room until they could articulate how semi-conductors work"
Sounds like my micro electronics course.
Being put in a blood extraction vat is probably the best thing that could possibly happen when you go to Reggie’s hotel.
Well, it's the last bad thing I suppose.
Though there were a lucky few that managed to leave alive.
Sadly they are probably scared for life.
@CJReeder Pretty much everyone who left "Alive" were probably carting around tumors with them.
In light of that, the Hemogen extractor sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
@@BoredTruckn Tell that to the people he put on the meat extractor in Kenshi XD
@@BoredTrucknalive for now, but it would only be a matter of time before they succumb to their surprise cancer
Legitimately the funniest Rimworld video I've ever seen.
High praise. Many thanks
Of course, Reggie being the ultimate lifeform meant he'd evolve into crab.
He took carcinisation a little too literally
@@pedrolmlkzk carcinization only happens to crustaceans
@@Lucas-sk5iy croatians?
@@Lucas-sk5iy So far
Something something, lobsters...
I feel like this man is an experimental offshoot that came as a result of a splicing attempt between Sseth and AmbiguousAmphibian, and I enjoy it to no end
And Martincetopants.
>successfully creates a cult of freakish übermensch
You've done it Reggie. You truly are the Rim World.
Super geiler mega Hypermensch™
This is so inspirational I can feel the rimworld coming inside of me
Im boutta rimworld yo booty
Can you do warhammer 40k tyranids
In rimworld?
Hoping for some epic footage.
@Magnustopheles Subhuman.
“We wouldn’t have to share the same life expectancy as the main character of a liveleak video” bro I’m literally shaking
You’ve done it, you have merged Clan Moulder with a Genestealer Cult.
I don't know what's worse
I am intrigued by this sudden though. skaven genestealers. stronger and braver the normal skaven but with the numbers
@@noobatgames3321the Tyranids would either take over half the galaxy or quarantine themselves from the genetically built in traitors
@@hmroid6884”We-We living-deep inside your walls.”- Skaven Genestealer
So basically Tyranids that now have now the ability to friendly fire even better
"Everyone is my friend, and my love language is acts of violence."
- Regie, 2023.
best quote ever.
Sacrificing yourself so waves of berserk animals can destroy your oppressors is the most genestealer move I've seen in any game
Yes those famous genestealer wild sloths
then said oppressors survives and kills all the waves of animals
I hate to admit how exactly appropriate the whole sequence of events was for a jean-stealer cult. Including and not limited to couple of of failures from the start
The life of Keisuke is an interesting one. Wandering around the planet, most people considered him a myth. A man in all black with a revolver, doing good deeds for the poor denizens of the world in the rim.
When he came across three dying colonists, seemingly left abandoned, he jumped into action. Even though they might still die, he still had to try.
Recognizing that the three colonists were more tumor then human, he quickly decided to remove the legs to stop the spread. After removing a leg on the first patient, he moved on to remove the arm of the second.
However, he didn't realize that the second patient had glass wrapped in paper for bones, so he accidentally crushed him instead of saving him. The pet zebra, who Keisuke didn't know was there, couldn't handle it and charged Keisuke to avenge his owners death.
Keisuke was no stranger to the wastes, having fought bandits, boomrats, and muffalo. However, the Zebra was faster, and after catching him, eliminated Keisuke with a kick to the jaw, killing what many considered to be one of the few good things on this rim world.
RIP
"WHY THE FUCK IS A ZEBRA HER-"
- Last words of the legendary Keisuke
Nice Story !!
Morale of the story?
Don't touch freaks of nature
F
Can't imagine anyone from the settlement you attacked walked away from there without some form of PTSD.
I would've lost my mind if I saw hordes of rats attacking us with three disfigured mutants followed by a bigger hordes of wild animals
I feel like the Hive Fleet you inevitably summon is going to decide to pass your planet
why do you think there is a space battle going on in orbit of his base?
"Consume them ? I'm not even going to breathing the same air as those....things"
@@99Plastics”indeeeeed, I do not wish to even be in the same star system as them”
Maybe they'd use a bit of extra energy to throw a giant asteroid at the planet even. Just to make sure whatever you have doesn't spread
With each rimworld video, i start to fear for reggies sanity and mental wellbeing more and more
Thank you, my favorite champion of Nurgle, no matter how bad i feel you always manage to make my day worse
I don't understand how you manage to be so nonchalantly hilarious. That macaroni part had me cracking up.
20:00-20:10 The moment Reggie realized he was done with this video. I'm dying laughing over here. "Jesus, get me out of here"
Don't they have underdeveloped teeth, too? How did they even DO that? Lmfao
@loafofmilk7680this is the weirdest comment chain to read 2 minutes In lol
@loafofmilk7680mmmm fly treatment 😋
@@kylestanley7843 bolt action rifles are so tasty that it was worth the extra effort
@loafofmilk7680ah, rifle juice, my favourite one)
My life is officially complete after seeing Reggie incorporate king cobra into a video as an “approximation of a normal human”
That's what's up toobs
There is nothing wrong with the practices of these glorious people. Truly the harbingers of a golden age
The Imperium of Man would like to know your location
That sounds like a whole lotta HERESY, XENO LOVER
@@Thund3rDrag0n12the genestealers shall win
@@kubamcmillan3078multiple Dark Angels squads are rapidly approaching your location
@@noobplaye1218oh no
I havent laughed this hard at a rimworld video before. "Mysteriously accumulated 21 tumors" "Disgusting colonist" 😂
"And above all else, involuntarily vomiting copious amounts of rodents" Rarr would sweat at the thought!
The absolute creativity and wackiness of this video was incredible. A hotel that harvests genes and blood from 1/6 of its visitors defended by an army of rats. No one could of thought of that.
Man Reggie I wanna see you face off against grim kleaper in a game let’s just see who’s more sadistic
Yes
The best way I can describe it is that both make vids in the 'funny crimes against nature' category.
"By this point, Vivian was unable to move because she had mysteriously accumulated over 20 tumors in the 7 days that she had been staying here."
this line made me snort from laughter
Between the vomiting rats and dying by sunlight I can't tell if Reggie is trying to play as Skaven or Necrontyr.
Tyaranids
Gotta respect how you more often than not sacrifice everyone just to squeak out a victory. Inspiring stuff right there.
Nothing quite like a nice cult put together by our main man Reggie to get the blood flowing.
What kind genetics allow you to summon an ostrich? That's more like a superpower, imagine if he could summon more than 1.
*OSTRICH MAN*
Starting the game under an eclipse might've given them enough time to build shelter, but even without spontenous combustion it was a great video. I always love listening to human suffering while on a run. It makes me feel less alone.
3:56 *Soft Necrontyr cries in the back*
Reggie is so educated and also pretty smart.
I can’t even fathom how you come up with so much creativity in your jokes and your gameplay, I’m genuinely impressed
I'm 7 minutes in- undoubtedly my favorite vid so far. Laughed out loud at the "learning moment". Keep up the good work Reggie!
I don’t even play over half the games you highlight, but your content is horribly underrated while overly entertaining.
Thanks for your work.
at least you gave them what was probably their hardest fought raid. im impressed they made it out of all that
I love all of the Warhammer “cameos” in Reggie videos. After the Nurgle one, I can’t wait for the Adeptus Mechanicus one.
MY HEART 0:16
"Guys, it's time for the our uprising!"
*teleports straight into a room of Space Marines*
Every single time I see this game the amount of mods and things you can do in it terrifies me.. its amazing
To top it all off, Reggie's commentary makes it even better!
That was one hell of a Rimworld experience! Well done!
When I saw Reggie uploaded I knew it was already a good day
Reggie's ability to get companies to sponsor this content is his greatest genetic superpower.
This is better than what GW has done with the Genestealers
Also what's your mod list
Genestealers perpetually on gw backburner. Mods are alpha genes, hospitality, gastronomy, and trainable rats
@ReggieGames you sure that all?
@@andrewlohrman9967 I'd assume whatever mods are required for those are also in the mix somewhere?
Even after over 900 hours in this game, I'm still amazed by all the ways you can play. It's insane.
Its Rimworld experiments like these that made me pick up the game and is driving me to buy the DLC. Like this is so awful, yet so viscerally entertaining.
Every video you provide is the absolute pinnacle of insanity entertainment. Never seek help. Thank you
Pure joy to watch as always! Probably had to spend a lot of time with it, but it definietly shows! I hope to see your channel go into the millions this year.
This is the most inspiring legend since Hellen Keller since these rimworlds aren't exactly known for their wheelchair accessibility and braile techprints.
I swear you come up with the most brilliant playthrough ideas
The review on the Yelp about Rimworld Econolodge was too funny. It's absolutely brilliant.
Officially starts 1:38
7:04 ahhh yes of course the olll take the good give em cancer strategy a timeless classic! LOL for real tho almost spit out my water from that lol wasn't expecting it
I swear Reggie just finds redacted ww2 experiment files and makes videos based of them, its uncanny yet oddly beautiful
i can tell someone was having FUN recording the Voiceover.
In all seriousness i would probably have died like 50 times on each line if i was the one recording this
I had the video open in another tab, so my attention was totally grabbed when I heard I was on the ground dying as cancer. TBH just glad I managed to last 4 days under Reggie's ESTEEMED leadership.
...Seth?...kleaper? Both combined?? I love it! New torture channel to watch! Woooo
Very nice 3am video, glad I've become such a horrific creature of the night from aeons of insomnia that I can watch it.
Thank you Roger, very cool
Anytime klytert
Dude, I have not bust my ass laughing so much in years. Your content is absolute fucking gold, please never stop making these masterpieces.
Thank you Reggie for accurately recreating the average Québécois “person” in rimworld.
Whenever Reggie uploads my black tooth tingles with excitement
6:55 seeing Josh all of a sudden was so shocking I puked up rats and cried myself to sleep as they procreated on my body, why lord?
Hive Fleet Reggie has landed
-Has UV radiation weakness
-Lands in a plains biome
"Reggie. Please. Let us go to the mountains and hide in caves so we don't die to the sun. Or at least use the hill to make some roofs."
-lands in the plains 3 more times.
As a genetic abomination myself, I feel seen and uplifted. Thank you for what you do
20:02 "My F***ing weirdo colonists where literaly eating the bolt action rifles" only in Rimworld lol.
What playthrough is the thumbnail from???
10:43 Every Janoy you include in these videos makes me giggle. Thanks Rajah Reg
I like to think this is the end result of those exploding alcoholic babies, we survived… but the next generation we’re not very stable genetically.
(Also our robot overlords left)
It'd cannon
5:30 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
You sound like sseth but cheaper
Lmao
Its Real though
I've watched a lot of Rimworld content this is the first time seeing your channel and you're the only one who's made me laugh almost consistently through the video. This was the best one I've seen yet.
That was fantastic. By the time your colonists were suffering from hypothermia and heatstroke, I had to watch the rest through tears of laughter. Fantastic video.
Rimworld is a great game. It comes with all of the tools needed to craft a spectacular adventure, except for one; Reggie's psyche
6:57 A colony full of kingcobrajfs's I can already see the goth clock tower mansions being built... or they all die of catastrophic alcoholism and duster TWU
"If you rearrange the letters in "carcinoma," you can very quickly spell "macaroni," and being covered in macaroni hardly sounds like a medical emergency."
Jesus Christ, I was not expecting to have my sides exploded with laughter.
after watching this vid and for the sake of humanity , i decided to dedicate my entire life to ensure that you never become a president by any chance , nor an elementary school teacher for that matter .
great vid btw m loved it !
Can I at least be the manager of a Wendy's or something? Is that a safe level of power to give me?
@@ReggieGames Jahahha
Reggie proving that with enough hard work, dedication and courage, you too can produce a raid that would make Randy blush.
Thank you for implanting "Soft Richard" into my brain, like a quirky little parasite, to have it become a piece of divine inspiration when nicknaming my Metagross for one of the VGC draft leagues I'm in. I have taken a permanent spot in the HHDL Hall of Fame for this stupid nickname. May your teratogenesis give you divine inspiration again.
"The same life expectancy as the main character of a live leak video"
Is probably the most metal statement I've heard in years
Who knew that a librarian would be able to narrate war crimes in such a relaxing fashion?
Subscribed.
Imagine playing the colony reggie invaded, 3 mutants with genetic mutations that are barely benficial attack you with a minecraft stack of rats and make every animal pissed at you, they weren't THAT strong so you kill them, but the chemfuel they brought explodes, the animals overwhelme your defenses, and you barely squeak out a pyrhic victory.
The absolute chaos when every single animal on the map went feral and rampaged throughout the random island bases interiors was poetic.
They weren't even an enemy they were just some dudes on an island and these psychotic mutants immediately went "no that wont do..."
This is the most gloriously psychotic video I've seen of yours and that's saying a fair bit. I love it!
I love the concept of having to steal genomes of other colonists and I’d love to see it be turned jnto some kind of series!!!
ok the mental image this video put in my head was, basically having Freddie Kruger charging at me at full speed naked screaming at the top of his lungs "TAKE MY TUMORS" all because i have don't have a gene that makes me a horrific nightmare inducing monstrosity that will forever have a place in Lovecraftian mythos.
"Involuntarily vomiting copious amount of rodents"
YES! So glad this got covered. 😆
3:24 as someone who has never played rim world….are those CHAINSAW HANDS?!?
Around 7 minutes mark:
"Something aproximating a human being"
The clip of Cobes got me howling, that was unexpected
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I may be on PS4 with only one DLC but I still thank you for introducing me to the many horrific things I can do to a Rimworld character! Organ Harvesting has become a valuable income source for me now and you're the guy who made it happen;
I always do wonder what it would look like if you somehow were a maxed out robot with a mech suit and every single positive gene. I'd probably pay to see someone just utterly annihilate someone with those stats and items.
you may not have won that fight but I can assure you none of those imperials want to live anymore.
the "if you rearrange the letters in carcinoma you can very quickly get macaroni which is hardly something to be worried about" line fucking killed me
Okay, that was legitimately hilarious. I wish it was longer
Reggie is the ONLY guy I don't speed past their sponsored part. Literally a part of his own content, not giving a fuck.
"Genetic code written in comic sans" is one of the most hilarious things I've heard in a while. Amazing