On phone you just tap for those who play hard time on phone (I played that game years ago and now I can’t customize my character so I’m forever retired).
I think the reason those people didn’t have portraits in the ending cutscene is because Poof murdered so many people that the game was not able to populate the prison with new NPCs before the game ended.
As someone who used to avidly play mdickie games, here's a little tip in combat. You should grab more often, use big attacks a lot to knock people down (Run and then hit, or Look up the "Big attack" button combination) The strategy is to keep them on the ground and then stomp on them, in mdickie games. There's a limit to how much you can stomp on someone, so if you notice that they're still getting up while you stomp, just run away and let them chase you a little, turn around fast and then knock them down again. I'd recommend grabbing only if you are really strong, because the AI would just counter loop you meaning that you would get stomped on and submitted easily. But in grabs, you could use a number of combinations to take someone down or submit them depending on your moveset. (Ex. Attack is suplex, Att + Direction is a Powerbomb, Pick up is DDT, Pick up + Direction is a choke slam, etc.) Punching too much would make the AI learn and you would just get blocked and countered. In order to escape from dialogue traps, just run away as soon as possible if you are fighting. Or if the enemy's too close, just spam punch until you have distance and then run away. Throwing shit at people is extremely underutilized, it's absolutely bonkers because it's effectiveness is absolutely godlike. If you're low while in a fight, get a weapon, throw it at someone, knock them down with a big attack and pummel, and as they get up, throw it again and repeat. I give you luck on your next killing spree poof.
@@houghtonmatt says the guy the watched the same video we watched, then scoured the comments, read the longest 1, then spent more time to leave a dicksucking reply. yea, sounds about right
Oh my god, that's amazing. You get found guilty for the dumbest shit in this game, but you kill a room full of people and the judge sides with you. I love this game.
I really love when he plays this game. It's honestly the only game I really watch this guy play; you can tell he enjoys himself, too, since unlike in other games where he's screaming nonstop and breaking stuff in real life, this one he's always laughing and getting amused.
@@FalconMain3 yeah, because it's been made with many iterations over years instead of making it in 3 months basing it on a wrestling game, that being said hard time is still my favourite as it's so goofy
"the only game i really watch this guy play" oh so you completely ignore poof's wii content? where he's at his BEST? clearly you aren't a true poof fan if you purposely ignore his other content. some of you just really hate the wii for no damn reason and it shows. and it pisses me off that people constantly ignore his wii content and prefer to have him play this annoying prison game with the most annoying dialogue ever. if you only care about poof's hard time videos then get out. since clearly you never try to watch literally anything else he posts and constantly overhype hard time even though the game is genuinely REALLY annoying. sure yes poof's hilarious in the game but that's the ONLY thing going for this game. i'm sick of everyone constantly demanding that poof plays hard time nonstop GIVE IT A REST.
@@P_araps damn bro chill out this person just simply likes poof playing hard time more than wii games just like u like him playing Wii games more than hard time not that deep
I downloaded, and have played Hardtime for approximately 37 hours, and I can assure this game is great/shit as Poof makes it out to be. Its incredibly fun, but unbeliveably janky. I hope MDickie never patches or updates this masterpiece. Top tier shit and I love it for that.
he definitely wont update it, it came out so long ago. if you like this game you should try his older mobile games, they're equally as rage inducing but I unironically enjoy them
dude this game looks terrible what are you talking about. hard time fans love to overhype this terrible game and that's genuinely pathetic. imma just go back to watching him play the wii or literally ANY other game since that's where he's truly at his best
Hardtime deserves to live on and this is one of the best series on poofs channel. We have over 3 hours of hardtime game play from poof and it’s amazing. Thank you poof
not really dude. poof is funny when he plays it but the game itself just ain't fun. there's literally nothing else he can do besides get out legitimately and that's it. there's only so many times you can go through the same irritating dialogue from the characters whenever you do literally anything in the game
Easiest way to beat the game is to murder everyone in your cellblock. I'm being serious, if you manage to get a decent weapon start eliminating the guards and after they're dead kill the inmates. The game does slowly respawn NPCs to replace dead ones but you can kill them faster. Once everyone in your cellblock is dead you now have a safe zone where you can just sleep away days of your sentence without interruption. Btw low reputation means inmates like you less but a higher chance to not be blamed when brought to court and the opposite for high rep. Bonus: You won't get caught killing people in the shower (unless a prisoner snitches which is rare) by the infirmary and the showers slowly heal you, sleep is still better though.
I've legit beaten that game exactly once without cheats. It's really easy to get sucked into a circle of violence where you attack someone (in self-defense or otherwise), causing feuds that turn into further attacks. I found doing a prison job, keeping to yourself when away from the job, and keeping punctual was what it took.
If you assault an officer and get him to chase you, then go to another room, the siren will go off and all the wardens will go after you on sight. During this time, the prison will not attempt to replace dead wardens and prisoners. Essentially this allows you to kill everyone in the prison as long as a warden doesn't catch you.
This is poof playing hardtime: undertale genocide. Speaking of, it would be cool if he played undertale on his channel. Even though it really would be really different from what he normally does.
Poofesure: I’m the strongest, agile and smartest prisoner ever. Me: and your the most feared prisoner too! (The more reputation you have the more other people fear you).
@@TheGoombassador He's the one who came the closest and the only one I've seen who didn't use the cheat that changes your sentence, but ultimately still ended up using cheats in the end. If he knew about the stat requirements beforehand he probably could've done it.
Why watch it then? Also everyone has different opinions you can disagree but you just seem like someone that is unreasonably angry at people for having an opinion you don’t have.
Ha ha yes, this is how I played the game. I used the cheats to max out my character’s stats and keep his energy and sanity high, essentially making him immortal, then I would run around and kill as many NPCs as I could before getting arrested, and I would also be very greedy and eat as much food off of the trays in the mess hall as I could
I’m not sure if this will work on the computer version but I remember in the mobile version I think u can escape the prison by climbing over the fence in the yard and this will bring you to a city
please join me in congratulating fat bits for getting out of prison despite everything he did
You should switch to Xbox 😂😂😂
POOF
ok
real
fat bits
Imagine being a Warden, going to patrol East Block, and everyone in it is dead
Except one guy! And even then they somehow can't prove he did it...
@@PirateoftheTouYube by the time it was discovered, he was already out
Pro tip: You can spam enter to move quickly to the next dialogue without waiting.
Just saying this because it makes the game 10 times more enjoyable.
On phone you just tap for those who play hard time on phone (I played that game years ago and now I can’t customize my character so I’m forever retired).
you dont spam enter, you hold enter
@@defectumdefectum9642 the mobile version sucks
The mobile version is OK if you know how to handle it
you can actually just hold any button and the dialogue goes faster
I think the reason those people didn’t have portraits in the ending cutscene is because Poof murdered so many people that the game was not able to populate the prison with new NPCs before the game ended.
i think it's because he hasn't met them therefore making them unable to get a png
@@griffinbastion exactly right here, the game takes a screenshot when you meet someone and uses that for all the times it displays.
As someone who used to avidly play mdickie games, here's a little tip in combat.
You should grab more often, use big attacks a lot to knock people down (Run and then hit, or Look up the "Big attack" button combination)
The strategy is to keep them on the ground and then stomp on them, in mdickie games. There's a limit to how much you can stomp on someone, so if you notice that they're still getting up while you stomp, just run away and let them chase you a little, turn around fast and then knock them down again.
I'd recommend grabbing only if you are really strong, because the AI would just counter loop you meaning that you would get stomped on and submitted easily. But in grabs, you could use a number of combinations to take someone down or submit them depending on your moveset. (Ex. Attack is suplex, Att + Direction is a Powerbomb, Pick up is DDT, Pick up + Direction is a choke slam, etc.)
Punching too much would make the AI learn and you would just get blocked and countered.
In order to escape from dialogue traps, just run away as soon as possible if you are fighting. Or if the enemy's too close, just spam punch until you have distance and then run away.
Throwing shit at people is extremely underutilized, it's absolutely bonkers because it's effectiveness is absolutely godlike. If you're low while in a fight, get a weapon, throw it at someone, knock them down with a big attack and pummel, and as they get up, throw it again and repeat.
I give you luck on your next killing spree poof.
You need to get out more
@@houghtonmatt You Can't be proficient at something without some bloke hating on you. Quite lovely, learn some manners, good sir.
@@houghtonmatt get ratioed
@@houghtonmattyou look very low T
@@houghtonmatt says the guy the watched the same video we watched, then scoured the comments, read the longest 1, then spent more time to leave a dicksucking reply. yea, sounds about right
Oh my god, that's amazing. You get found guilty for the dumbest shit in this game, but you kill a room full of people and the judge sides with you. I love this game.
It depends on the intelligence. The higher your intelligence the more cases you win
Sssniperwolf moment
@@justanotheryoutuber1997Wait that’s what it does?
@@DrGiggleTouch67it does more stuff in the game too, you can do more jobs with high int
I really love when he plays this game. It's honestly the only game I really watch this guy play; you can tell he enjoys himself, too, since unlike in other games where he's screaming nonstop and breaking stuff in real life, this one he's always laughing and getting amused.
He should play wrestling empire, it’s made by the same guy and has a lot more content
@@FalconMain3 yeah, because it's been made with many iterations over years instead of making it in 3 months basing it on a wrestling game, that being said hard time is still my favourite as it's so goofy
"the only game i really watch this guy play"
oh so you completely ignore poof's wii content? where he's at his BEST? clearly you aren't a true poof fan if you purposely ignore his other content.
some of you just really hate the wii for no damn reason and it shows. and it pisses me off that people constantly ignore his wii content and prefer to have him play this annoying prison game with the most annoying dialogue ever. if you only care about poof's hard time videos then get out. since clearly you never try to watch literally anything else he posts and constantly overhype hard time even though the game is genuinely REALLY annoying. sure yes poof's hilarious in the game but that's the ONLY thing going for this game. i'm sick of everyone constantly demanding that poof plays hard time nonstop GIVE IT A REST.
@@P_araps damn bro chill out this person just simply likes poof playing hard time more than wii games just like u like him playing Wii games more than hard time not that deep
@@P_araps lmao take a chill pill homie
6:04 I like how they told him to "straighten up and fly right" immediately after he plummeted to the ground.
You know it's gonna be a wild ride when Poof plays hardtime
generic ahh comment dumb ahh comment
Not to sound rude, and an accusation like this may be unjust, but it sounds like you sent this message before watching the video lol
You know it's gonna be a desperate comment when it starts with "You know".
@@AlanTGP1 What did you start with?
@@romanknowler2714 thats the joke
This game is wild💀
Imagine ishowspeed vs Poofesure 😂
Wacky even
@@Football_Fanatic07 my poor ears 😭
Weed
Goofy aaaa vibeo gaem
Warden Smith talking in 3rd person had me dead
“This isn’t funny” as he continued laughing hysterically. That made it so much better. Lmao you’re awesome.
Out of all the times poof has played this game you would think he would have triggered the “ Terrorism” bomb call 😭
The what? :O
@@LinkyLove123 if you answer the phone when it rings. One of the random calls will trigger a terrorism bombing and it’ll go through the whole prison 😂
@@CaptainCookie18In the first Video the prison was attacked by Terrorists I think
Happened several times
its cuz he hardly answers the phones
"One legged joe fell down the stairs I think and died"
Most devastating news I've heard all day
God Poofesure shows his true violence while playing this game honestly
_man kills 26 with hammer, gets released this friday._
Weed
I noticed killers get released ofdly quick these days...
It's cheaper the breaking 26 Wii remotes I guess
@@5UPREP1CG4MERis that supposed to be a 2 guys 1 hammer reference
0:39 the romance here is so beautiful
15:30 best moment on this game ever 😂😂 i’ve watched many youtubers play this even Jacksepticeye but not once have i seen a dead npc talk to the player
Magellan was an explorer. His crew was the first to circumnavigate the globe. Magellan himself died partway through the journey.
I think they quit teaching history in schools
@@anthonysmith4222 really? Hm. I disagree.
This is the second youtuber covering this game I've seen stumble over that reference smh
I downloaded, and have played Hardtime for approximately 37 hours, and I can assure this game is great/shit as Poof makes it out to be. Its incredibly fun, but unbeliveably janky. I hope MDickie never patches or updates this masterpiece. Top tier shit and I love it for that.
he definitely wont update it, it came out so long ago. if you like this game you should try his older mobile games, they're equally as rage inducing but I unironically enjoy them
dude this game looks terrible what are you talking about. hard time fans love to overhype this terrible game and that's genuinely pathetic. imma just go back to watching him play the wii or literally ANY other game since that's where he's truly at his best
@@P_araps that's great man, good for you 👍
@@P_araps lmaoooooo didnt ask
@@P_araps stay mad, hard time is better than any of the wii games
I love that Fat Bits laid waste to an entire cell block.
Hardtime deserves to live on and this is one of the best series on poofs channel. We have over 3 hours of hardtime game play from poof and it’s amazing. Thank you poof
not really dude. poof is funny when he plays it but the game itself just ain't fun. there's literally nothing else he can do besides get out legitimately and that's it. there's only so many times you can go through the same irritating dialogue from the characters whenever you do literally anything in the game
@@P_araps dude just stop being so negative. I see you complaing everywhere. Just let it go
@@gavinoloupe135 fr he’s on every comment
@@Chckenthecoolrooster poor guy lmao
@@P_araps cope harder
Easiest way to beat the game is to murder everyone in your cellblock. I'm being serious, if you manage to get a decent weapon start eliminating the guards and after they're dead kill the inmates. The game does slowly respawn NPCs to replace dead ones but you can kill them faster. Once everyone in your cellblock is dead you now have a safe zone where you can just sleep away days of your sentence without interruption. Btw low reputation means inmates like you less but a higher chance to not be blamed when brought to court and the opposite for high rep.
Bonus: You won't get caught killing people in the shower (unless a prisoner snitches which is rare) by the infirmary and the showers slowly heal you, sleep is still better though.
the feeling you get when you click on a poofesure vid and see it’s 30 minutes long is an amazing feeling parallel to nothing ever
And yet the time *flew* by. Get it?
@@lynashmcmash4427 nope, that joke *flew* over my head.
Warden: Hey! Puns are outlawed! Go to court!
Judge: lynash is innocent. Remind your inmates to not use foul language
6:13 “Now get up and fly” Coincidence? I think not!
20:34 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Was literally in tears watching that guy hobble 😂
Out of all the characters, fat bits is the one that got freed, what a story
19:13 The prisoner: Farrenheit is a personal friend of mine!
Poofesure: Sorry but I'm more friends with Cellsius.
I've legit beaten that game exactly once without cheats. It's really easy to get sucked into a circle of violence where you attack someone (in self-defense or otherwise), causing feuds that turn into further attacks. I found doing a prison job, keeping to yourself when away from the job, and keeping punctual was what it took.
for all that jank, that actually sounds like a good advice for a real prison^^
I like how when Poof first flew, in the cutscene the warden said “Now straighten up and FLY...”
If you assault an officer and get him to chase you, then go to another room, the siren will go off and all the wardens will go after you on sight. During this time, the prison will not attempt to replace dead wardens and prisoners.
Essentially this allows you to kill everyone in the prison as long as a warden doesn't catch you.
This video is just a way of showing Poofesure's true nature against being in prision.
i love how he always rages in hard time
poof rages in literally every game he plays though wdym
@@P_araps this is actually the game he rages the less as well
@Peanut_Flailer least*
when poofesure uploads you know your day is gonna get 100 times better
yesss!!!
11:48 Genius Ferdinand Magellan reference 💀
"I actually got away with murder for once." is a very concerning line out of context
"Nah I'm just gonna murder you."
-Poofesure 2022
❤️
The hammer was the most ruthless weapon. Poofesure mercilessly beating a dead guy with the hammer killed me. 😂
This hardtime series has been the singlehandedly most funny thing I've ever witnessed on youtube
dude no his wii videos are much better. poof's still hilarious in these but hard time's just an annoying game tbh
@@P_araps True, but i still think this game is great
@@P_araps if u don't like it then don't watch? u leave the same comment on every hardtime vid
@@P_araps cope harder
You could have just said that it has been the funniest thing and not the most funny thing
Imagine beating an entire cellblock to death twice and getting released same day
I swear he could make 20 more videos on this game I’d eat it right up 😂
same (ㅠ᎑ㅠ )
20:33
Behold, a one-legged man in an ass-kicking competition
I know this is incredibly random but imagine poof trying to deal with xbox parties, he'd really be screaming 24/7
This is poof playing hardtime: undertale genocide. Speaking of, it would be cool if he played undertale on his channel. Even though it really would be really different from what he normally does.
6:13 he didn't see where the warden said "Straighten up and fly right" after he flew into the ceiling😂😂
Poofesure: I’m the strongest, agile and smartest prisoner ever.
Me: and your the most feared prisoner too! (The more reputation you have the more other people fear you).
Magellan was an explorer working under the Spanish crown
1:55 brought me so much joy, that laugh 😂
Magellan was the first person to circumnavigate the globe
I've literally never seen anyone beat this game without cheats.
Jacksepticeye.
@@TheGoombassador He's the one who came the closest and the only one I've seen who didn't use the cheat that changes your sentence, but ultimately still ended up using cheats in the end. If he knew about the stat requirements beforehand he probably could've done it.
@@ezzenious9923 Shit I forgot about that Lol
I've done it on multiple occasions, it's very much a rage game.
The Magellan reference is about Ferdinand Magellan, an explorer credited with sailing around the globe, even though he died along the way
If I were a judge and some random dude named fat bits started flying, shit I'd let him go
By far the best series and episode. Please continue to make more, it’s so funny and I love it so much. These adventures are wild 😂
no it isn't???
poof's funny as always but saying that this is better than his wii videos is a blatant lie
Why watch it then? Also everyone has different opinions you can disagree but you just seem like someone that is unreasonably angry at people for having an opinion you don’t have.
Imagine if real jail was like hard time
Nothing makes my day then watching poof plays hardtime :) thanks for making my day poof 😃
Fat bits: *flies into the air*
The warden: now straight up and fly *right*
20:43 I'm laughing so hard that I feel like a villain
6:15 NOW STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT
Lol! Poof beating the crap out of everyone in the cell block was comedy gold!
Girls dreams: I'm going to marry my crush!
Boys dreams: 2:27
18:27
"That's it, I'm getting me Mallet!"
I was literally having some tacos and in my mind came the past video of this series, wanting a new vid of this game. Keep it up poof!
Ha ha yes, this is how I played the game. I used the cheats to max out my character’s stats and keep his energy and sanity high, essentially making him immortal, then I would run around and kill as many NPCs as I could before getting arrested, and I would also be very greedy and eat as much food off of the trays in the mess hall as I could
Words cannot express how much I enjoy these hard time videos.
Hard time videos are like a window into the past
I mean he said straighten up and fly 6:20
"He lost his hand-" starts uncontrollably laughing "He lost his hand" keeps laughing
19:08 that line went HARD. time
This had me dying laughing in ways I forgot I could.
Just found your channel , and I think I now found my new fav UA-camrs
Oh hell yeah, new Hard Time video!!
Poof deadass turned into Itachi he literally murdered a whole room of prisoners
I counted 16 prisoners and a warden. Their relatives were doubtless consoled by the fact the Fat Bits was charged with carrying a hammer.
I love watching Poof play cuz he does the stuff we all want to do if we got the game
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@@glorihol6803 bot
IT is free you know
The game’s free, man
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DO MORE HARD TIME ITS KEEPING ME ALIVE
YES!
This series is amazing, I can’t wait for the next episode
last time i saw this game was like 8 years ago, I didn’t expect to see someone play it again tbh
Larry luther is the final 1% in your phone battery
This just might be my favorite video on your channel 😭 keep playing this game
The dude gave a job that was due at 10 Pm at 10:23 😂😂😂
Pro tip: if you just stay in bed its really easy to get out because sleeping speeds up time
i was crying when the guy lost his leg and was hopping around
The third person shit was so funny 😂😂😂
I never get tired of watching this series 😂😂 please keep this up
"Larry Luther WILL NOT DIE"
Put that shit on a T-Shirt Poof, I'd buy it.
Beef Boss is making me feel things.
You know its a good day when poof uploads another fire hard time video
This is the quality content I was looking for
Nothing like watching unhinged people mess around in games!
@@lynashmcmash4427 Bro that's what I'm saying 🤣
Your Hardtime videos are keeping me going
i love how half the wardens look like seth rogen
I’m glad poof is playing a game that he laughs and has a
Good time
i just woke up from a nap and saw this in my suggested im literally so excited right now
I’m not sure if this will work on the computer version but I remember in the mobile version I think u can escape the prison by climbing over the fence in the yard and this will bring you to a city
15:30 - "You have to let me go Fat Bits. The accident was absolutely your fault."
6:06 When you see a teacher in public
Poof should play the 2D version of hard time
Best game ever never stop this series
We have now witnessed the massacre of the East Block
Alternate title: “I became a mass murderer in Hard Time”
Considering Poofesure trying to be a nice inmate and not cause any trouble, I can't say I blame him for cheating his way out of prison.
I've been drinking and just took a edible.
This is EXACTLY the video I needed to see pop up in my feed
Rambo from: *Beyond Scared Straight*
*Rambo:* "I’ve got 30 years in a penitentiary… for Home Invasion!”
*Poof could rely:* "Deals on, buddy!”